After Surgery Rant-PT 2

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @rachelthomas7297
    @rachelthomas7297 6 лет назад +659

    mom and dad are going be searching his room for that perp when they get home!

    • @spicymonkey6810
      @spicymonkey6810 5 лет назад +29

      Ooh yeah. His ass was probably BEAT

    • @avofficial708
      @avofficial708 5 лет назад +30

      Purp*

    • @11donny
      @11donny 4 года назад +2

      Spicy Monkey he’s on the clouds why would they beat him? he can’t control anything

    • @dramok9992
      @dramok9992 4 года назад +1

      @@avofficial708 perp

    • @TT-by2vz
      @TT-by2vz 4 года назад +2

      @@dramok9992 purp

  • @Pawstheaction
    @Pawstheaction 6 лет назад +1449

    His dad didn’t notice when he said he can’t wait to smoke that purp😂

    • @nightcrawler8534
      @nightcrawler8534 6 лет назад +43

      Pickle Universe high on truth serum😂😂

    • @isaacbrownlee3444
      @isaacbrownlee3444 6 лет назад +81

      His dad knows

    • @lanaetaylor6317
      @lanaetaylor6317 5 лет назад +80

      His Dad commented on the first video telling him to hush cause he's gonna get him in trouble lol.. So yeah I think he knows

    • @shylajackson6768
      @shylajackson6768 5 лет назад +3

      Lol yeah. I died

    • @jenkem69
      @jenkem69 4 года назад +8

      Pickle Universe been a year I know. But yeah he def knows, in the first video his dad says something when he says the same thing lol

  • @88jnthnsilva
    @88jnthnsilva 6 лет назад +780

    How bad does it hurt, 0-10... 1000. Dead

    • @Jared-xf5xl
      @Jared-xf5xl 5 лет назад +9

      Jonathan Silva WHAT IS PAIN

    • @ivarb629
      @ivarb629 4 года назад +6

      Nurse is like NO 😂

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 года назад +1

      3:06

  • @williamstitt3775
    @williamstitt3775 6 лет назад +821

    0:38 "woah theres a light" he acting like a moth

  • @88jnthnsilva
    @88jnthnsilva 6 лет назад +539

    Looks at his fingers, tries to count and looks at mom, Damn im High.

    • @Suzu17
      @Suzu17 4 года назад

      Yes we watched the video

    • @debsgirl8
      @debsgirl8 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @nonstopfeeds7169
    @nonstopfeeds7169 6 лет назад +1852

    Who else laughed harder in this one then the last one

  • @cl3306
    @cl3306 5 лет назад +702

    “...My wrist kinda hurt.... skirttt”😂😂😂 3:04

  • @althealligator1467
    @althealligator1467 6 лет назад +431

    Dude is going to be the next Eminem you can just feel it.

  • @jazz01021
    @jazz01021 5 лет назад +377

    *Dad* : There's people online
    *Son* : People-people..... P E O P to the L to the E
    *Dad* : laughs
    *Son* : what's so funny man......
    😆😆😆😆😆😂

  • @issqc5300
    @issqc5300 6 лет назад +398

    I wondered what he feels after watching this video

  • @Agent.K.
    @Agent.K. 4 года назад +92

    _“Aye dad knuckle me up right now brother”_

    • @justinknight5702
      @justinknight5702 3 года назад +6

      I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂

  • @jacksonplaysairsoft1609
    @jacksonplaysairsoft1609 6 лет назад +318

    Dad:“ don’t do that” son: “don’t do !whhhhaaaaatttttt?????” Dad:“ the middle finger “ son: *puts up his middle finger*

  • @emivan60
    @emivan60 5 лет назад +126

    When he started counting his fingers after she asked him how it feels on a scale from 1 to 10 I lost it😂

  • @madisonswineford7158
    @madisonswineford7158 4 года назад +118

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Him: I'm going to go to sleep
    3 seconds later...
    Him: Woah there's a light!

  • @philipmichael6715
    @philipmichael6715 3 года назад +12

    People should act like this everyday, everyone takes things to seriously

  • @SandieSmith4
    @SandieSmith4 3 года назад +14

    This kid makes my day!!! Mom and Dad, you raised a winner all the way!!! I laughed out loud again. He’s just adorable!!!❤️🤣🥰

  • @sweettooth_mom
    @sweettooth_mom 5 лет назад +143

    “Dam I’m high” lol 😂 Im dying

    • @leonardocolon4773
      @leonardocolon4773 4 года назад +2

      That's what people say when they're too high. 😄 Anyone who has ever even smoked weed knows that when you say that to yourself you are high af

  • @darellwoods5994
    @darellwoods5994 5 лет назад +13

    If this kid keeps this personality thru school he's golden...a legend all thru college

  • @ceeceeturner8746
    @ceeceeturner8746 3 года назад +26

    I'm anxiously waiting for part 3, 4 & 5. I wanna see the rest of his hospital stay. The ride home and getting him settled for the night! I know this was two years ago but there is no expiration date on hilariousness ! 😃😁🤣😂

  • @ekspresija101
    @ekspresija101 6 лет назад +228

    I am in tears. both videos are hilarious

  • @stephenphilpott6772
    @stephenphilpott6772 5 лет назад +14

    The kid's way too funny, gave me some real giggles on both rants.👊

  • @declansills1614
    @declansills1614 2 года назад +9

    He's adorable. A good kid. Hard for him to hold back on cursing since he's not used to having to hold back. 🤫Those words usually aren't in his mind to say in the first place.😳

  • @POPDATA
    @POPDATA 5 лет назад +69

    I wanna see his sober reaction to this video😂😂😂😂

  • @-PlayMaker-
    @-PlayMaker- 5 лет назад +57

    *I cussed! Oh my, I'm sooo sorry, forgive me guys*

  • @ms.sherlock
    @ms.sherlock 6 лет назад +35

    He is handsome, adorable and hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @jagroopsingh6701
    @jagroopsingh6701 5 лет назад +6

    This is my worst fear . Revealing all the secrets

  • @legofreak
    @legofreak 5 лет назад +8

    Just saw part 2 after I saw part 1 months ago. Lol. I had to watch part 1 again. This is pure gold.

  • @markd4768
    @markd4768 6 лет назад +162

    Nurse needs to chill..

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 4 года назад +57

      @@AH-ng7zt Doing her job is understanding the drug's given to the patient, being patient with him, and not allowing a person given such drugs to be in a hospital room near children to begin with so it doesn't become a problem (or remove children from the room if their in the same one)....you can't blame a drugged patient for their behavior.....distracting him and asking him simple questions would have been a good way to do this rather than thinking telling him to stop would actually work. It's common sense that a drugged person won't have control over themselves or what they do/say....if the Mom can't understand that, at least the nurse could for god's sake.

    • @breadgod8579
      @breadgod8579 4 года назад +1

      Shorty sounds like a date fail not the general nurses

    • @debbieflaherty4846
      @debbieflaherty4846 3 года назад

      @@ShadowDuty7
      Spoken like a true criminal.

    • @Right_infront_of_you
      @Right_infront_of_you 3 года назад

      @@debbieflaherty4846 lol how you brain dead

    • @GemPotagueule
      @GemPotagueule 3 года назад

      @@debbieflaherty4846 or he can be a nurse or a doc' who got knowledge about those topics. Or many other reasons or possibilities.
      You're just mean and made absolutely no point.

  • @brookesoule7447
    @brookesoule7447 5 лет назад +29

    Doctor: Do you have any pain?
    Him: I mean like what I'm feeling right now I feel good but my wrist kinda hurt.
    Him while doctors talking: *quietly* skrt
    😂😂

  • @RACHELLEflo
    @RACHELLEflo 6 лет назад +51

    He obviously is a clean kid. Very PURE system. HIGHFIVE to his mother and father.. They are doing an amazing job raising this young man.

    • @JuanPabloContrerasC
      @JuanPabloContrerasC 6 лет назад +4

      i love how some woman can tell beautiful things like this... i wanna have u as my second mom :´)

    • @annamcbride5119
      @annamcbride5119 6 лет назад +7

      Wait are you being sarcastic?

    • @spicymonkey6810
      @spicymonkey6810 5 лет назад +1

      Throw them into a cocaine bath. The last one alive is crowned the strongest and is therefore raised to be the next parent of the future champions.

    • @andrewpaige1194
      @andrewpaige1194 5 лет назад

      Actually, he even talks about smoking weed, and he's clearly very familiar with being high, and i feel like he seems familiar with being high on more than weed. Hopefully he's not a junkie now...there was a little danger sign in there..."I wish I could feel like this every day" lol.

  • @fmsbiscuit7950
    @fmsbiscuit7950 5 лет назад +20

    "Im saying bad words??? Oh forgive me god"😂

  • @katherinestaton1326
    @katherinestaton1326 6 лет назад +43

    “Damn I’m high!
    Hahaha!”
    Oml. I died 😂

  • @Tivangrant
    @Tivangrant 5 лет назад +78

    Zero to ten, Him: thousand no zero to ten him: Thousand 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenntip
    @jenntip 6 лет назад +45

    Holy shit!! This was just as good as the first one!! You have such a great mom and dad ;)

  • @jimmyglea
    @jimmyglea 4 года назад +9

    Kids gonna go home and flush the “purp” after this buzz.

  • @losanto2295
    @losanto2295 4 года назад +6

    I am so sad that this video had to end.

  • @joechristie3578
    @joechristie3578 4 года назад +7

    “i feel good, but right now my wrist kinda hurt... skrrrt”

  • @mikebentley8308
    @mikebentley8308 4 года назад +9

    "Knuckle me up right now, that's what's good" Lmfao

  • @chxd3x
    @chxd3x 6 лет назад +89

    when baseball gets u high

  • @nickjohnson8495
    @nickjohnson8495 4 года назад +10

    Literally no one:
    Him for the 50th time: OH THERES KIDS HERE?.

  • @believerforever7154
    @believerforever7154 4 года назад +3

    They could have kept in busy in some other conversation. Like a trip he had as a child or what he likes to eat or something. And they could have spoken about it on repeat just like his behaviour so he'd be engaged and would look for happier memories.

  • @MistressAliceD
    @MistressAliceD 5 лет назад +4

    Dylan keeps givin himself away with smokin the purp - I see a long convo coming with mom and dad .

  • @juliaconlon4610
    @juliaconlon4610 6 лет назад +12

    I freaking live for this kid

  • @th1rt3
    @th1rt3 6 лет назад +30

    ‘Watch your mouth’
    ‘POOP’😂

  • @ShowOffntertainment
    @ShowOffntertainment 3 года назад +3

    SKI ON THE STREET FROM BEATING MY MEAT

  • @itsjzaid9045
    @itsjzaid9045 5 лет назад +8

    What number from zero to ten?
    ...thousand!
    No, from zero to ten?
    ...thousand!
    No!, from zero to ten?
    Ten?
    *Starts counting with his fingers*
    No, it’s either-
    DAMN I’M HIGH!

  • @tindergavemehiv3778
    @tindergavemehiv3778 6 лет назад +11

    I hope I didn’t act like this when I was in the hospital...

  • @rahulvinalnarayan9743
    @rahulvinalnarayan9743 5 лет назад +126

    How stupid of the nurse to ask him a pain analysis from zero to ten when he’s this high..did she really expect a genuine, accurate response?

  • @josephperusek5050
    @josephperusek5050 6 лет назад +10

    Dude i need to watch this way more

  • @wowtrev
    @wowtrev 5 лет назад +31

    Doctor asks how u feel 1-10 he’s says 1000 😄 then he says Danm I’m high :)

  • @jennybettles7680
    @jennybettles7680 Месяц назад

    Only caught these two videos today, absolutely hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @luciafrau125
    @luciafrau125 6 лет назад +9

    When his finger thing fell of and the nurse was putting it back on he cracked me up 😂😂😂

  • @leeallen3202
    @leeallen3202 3 года назад +4

    He was lucky! I broke my ankle and I only got a pill to swallow. I still felt all the pain.

  • @madiejames2823
    @madiejames2823 4 года назад +21

    poop... kids dont say that
    3:28

  • @iamkazie9401
    @iamkazie9401 6 лет назад +3

    Can't stop watching both of these videos they are hilarious lmao Everytime I watch them

  • @briancerna_
    @briancerna_ 5 лет назад +13

    Thousand. THOUSAND.

  • @Heal_the_World81
    @Heal_the_World81 4 года назад +1

    Dont do what. O the middle finger. Proceeds to put middle finger up again. I lost it lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dejahv6942
    @dejahv6942 5 лет назад +8

    His laugh Cracked me TF up🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @knoblauchjunge9978
    @knoblauchjunge9978 6 лет назад +50

    2:58 he turned into lil pump HAHAHAHAHA

  • @sqrtgrandad8055
    @sqrtgrandad8055 5 лет назад +4

    Legend has it he still waiting to smoke that purp

  • @tracykornegay5685
    @tracykornegay5685 5 лет назад +5

    When he put up his middle finger and said don’t do drugs 😂😂😂

  • @JoeR203
    @JoeR203 2 года назад +2

    He ain't feelin' Schiddy, he's feelin' good.
    This makes me wonder what things I said when I went in for surgeries. Cops never showed up so I guess I'm okay. lol

  • @jessiewalker6918
    @jessiewalker6918 6 лет назад +5

    He was still coherent enough to spell people 👍

  • @ThatguywhoreallylikesCheez-Its
    @ThatguywhoreallylikesCheez-Its Месяц назад

    I can’t wait till I wake up whenever I have anesthesia and I’m gonna be screaming where is my legs?😂

  • @msdc2901
    @msdc2901 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂 “I should’ve put my finger up like 🖕🏽plank” 😂😂😂

  • @CarloAmador
    @CarloAmador 4 года назад +5

    this makes me scared of being under that in front of my parents 💀

  • @michaeloberg3018
    @michaeloberg3018 6 лет назад +36

    He's a cute kid...

  • @scottmiller6270
    @scottmiller6270 3 года назад +1

    Right on!! You may as well enjoy it while it lasts My Dood!

  • @flannelskating399
    @flannelskating399 4 года назад +3

    “I can wait till I can go smoke that purrrp”

  • @robertyanes4751
    @robertyanes4751 4 года назад +3

    Love Dylan. He's hysterical!

  • @leticiamaia8193
    @leticiamaia8193 6 лет назад +3

    This shit lift my humor up every single time

  • @aspect7639
    @aspect7639 4 года назад +1

    Doctor said 0 to 10 he said 1000 then counts his fingers ☝️ got me dead 😂😂

  • @MrCrowebobby
    @MrCrowebobby 2 месяца назад +1

    He was hot then. Hope he still is.

  • @MrHammer102
    @MrHammer102 4 года назад +2

    Let me say as someone who's had a bunch of surgeries, all I can say is I'm happy no one had a camera phone to record me. Some of the things people in the room have told me I've said make this young man look like a saint. Oh, and it is funny AF. Like someone said, "He literally has heroine(it is a very close derivative) equal to 1 part of his total weight. No, one could or does come out that is not as high as the sky and feeling no pain.

  • @witold5594
    @witold5594 4 года назад +4

    This man is a legend

  • @leofelix4063
    @leofelix4063 6 лет назад +33

    This must have been posted as a punishment. Still great funny video.

    • @CoffeeD_1
      @CoffeeD_1 5 лет назад

      Boozike DaSavage because it is probably embarrassing

  • @blakehayward1141
    @blakehayward1141 6 лет назад +89

    Dude so funny😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  6 лет назад +5

      Blake Hayward haha thanks man

    • @markd4768
      @markd4768 6 лет назад +1

      Blake Hayward that was no small dose my friend!!

  • @nizzisnice5478
    @nizzisnice5478 5 лет назад +8

    I like how i find out theres a part 2 months later

  • @carleighsara6432
    @carleighsara6432 3 года назад +1

    When he did the middle finger I was laughing so much 😂😂😂

  • @tdseth3508
    @tdseth3508 2 года назад +1

    Skiing them streets while I’m bettin my meet😂😂😂

  • @SandieSmith4
    @SandieSmith4 3 года назад +4

    I freaking love this kid!! 🤣

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 3 года назад

    Just watched a bunch of these in a row...funny to see the similarities and differences.

  • @WolfRaging95
    @WolfRaging95 Год назад

    Dylan: "My wrists kinda hurt."
    Nurse: "Okay. What number from 0-10? 0-10. What number is it?"
    Dylan: "1,000."

  • @debbieflaherty4846
    @debbieflaherty4846 3 года назад

    MAY I RECOMMEND: “Girl gets wisdom teeth pulled thinks she’s choking”. Hilarious!

  • @kkkrrr6017
    @kkkrrr6017 6 лет назад +17

    He needs to react to this i wonder what hes like when hes not high

  • @A-Z687
    @A-Z687 4 года назад +1

    Kids don’t do drugs because they are fucking fantastic

  • @Princesseditz-p2i
    @Princesseditz-p2i 5 лет назад +4

    “thousand , thousand “😭😭😭😭

  • @jitterrocks3660
    @jitterrocks3660 4 года назад +1

    dad: dont do that put that down.
    son: put what down
    dad: middle finger
    son: oh... the middle finger🖕

  • @paulsibayan6800
    @paulsibayan6800 5 лет назад +1

    His laugh could be used for the next Joker. Lol

  • @luismelendez139
    @luismelendez139 5 лет назад +3

    "What time it is?......GAMETIME"

  • @zeeroks2k
    @zeeroks2k 3 года назад +1

    a thousand! / no 1-10 / a thousand! 🤣

  • @stacib1199
    @stacib1199 6 лет назад +44

    1:47. Does he say wait till i smoke that perc??

    • @mattia_96
      @mattia_96 6 лет назад +8

      Purp*

    • @CASR4E
      @CASR4E 6 лет назад +5

      Staci B granddaddy purp

  • @kathryn0321
    @kathryn0321 4 года назад

    "I'm gonna sleep" *eyes WIDE open*

  • @takatsothatniggadukuza7933
    @takatsothatniggadukuza7933 4 года назад +5

    Skiing on the street to beat my meat bars💯

  • @miasodini283
    @miasodini283 6 лет назад +3

    The way he laughs

  • @teescott630
    @teescott630 4 года назад +3

    Love this kid😂🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • @niigu
    @niigu 4 года назад +1

    Dang that part in the rap about skeetin in the street from beatin his meat hit me hard

  • @effortlessproductions
    @effortlessproductions 3 года назад +1

    St Pete 😂 he definitely smokes purp on the daily

  • @ivarb629
    @ivarb629 4 года назад +1

    Dylan : Damn I’m high!
    Dad : Watch your mouth
    Dylan : Poop...kids don’t day that
    🧐😂🤔

  • @imansouhila56
    @imansouhila56 5 лет назад +4

    "Put that down " 😂😂😂😂😂