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    15 year old goes off after surgery, drugs are good.!! INSTAGRAM: main-@dylan.schiddy and company-@GetSchiddy

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  • @bunniegutz1
    @bunniegutz1 4 года назад +9429

    "oh 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬"
    "dylan! watch ur mouth, theres kids here!"
    "oh childrens? oh 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵"

    • @Tony_CDXX
      @Tony_CDXX 4 года назад +52

      melf on the shelf hahahahaha

    • @zyhuggans3595
      @zyhuggans3595 4 года назад +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LosAnggraito
      @LosAnggraito 4 года назад +129

      The mom said "we're at an all children's hospital" and he's like "all children's? Oh *shit!* " 😂😂😂

    • @AlexMartinez-tu9vr
      @AlexMartinez-tu9vr 4 года назад +5

      I was about to comment that till I saw this

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 года назад +3

      Timestamp?

  • @davetube3958
    @davetube3958 5 лет назад +6991

    "I thought I was at home"
    "We don't curse at home"
    Dude's revealing some secrets😂

    • @emmanuelcabansag9249
      @emmanuelcabansag9249 5 лет назад +98

      this is like the effect of truth serum

    • @davetube3958
      @davetube3958 5 лет назад +32

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 "there is no such thing as truth serum, it's just a nonsense from TV" 😂

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 лет назад +6

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 lol yeah the truth reveals itself.

    • @Noah-zr6vq
      @Noah-zr6vq 5 лет назад +3

      "What do you meannn'😂😂

    • @Exhaiel89
      @Exhaiel89 5 лет назад +23

      He said he smokes purp too. Dry snitching left and right.

  • @meatloaf6107
    @meatloaf6107 6 лет назад +3602

    Dad was the real MVP
    Mom- what have you been smoking?
    Dad- Don't answer that question.
    Lol.

    • @altondr
      @altondr 6 лет назад +216

      best dad.

    • @sukyamudda6868
      @sukyamudda6868 5 лет назад +170

      meat loaf Dad smokes with him

    • @klockrey
      @klockrey 5 лет назад +39

      Dang my arm feels FUCKING AMAZING😂😂😂

    • @isaacbrownlee3444
      @isaacbrownlee3444 5 лет назад +6

      #1dad

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      @KiddFrostVlogs 5 лет назад

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  • @heavyiron3572
    @heavyiron3572 3 года назад +918

    I remember waking up after surgery and telling the nurse to inform my wife that I didn't make it. It was a minor surgery that removed a non-benign tumor off the top of my foot.

    • @fizzl3sah
      @fizzl3sah 3 года назад +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 года назад +26

      Tbh the stupid will come out after a surgery

    • @christieintexas
      @christieintexas 3 года назад +15

      I've had multiple surgeries and never got to have the funny reaction. As soon as I woke up I was completely normal. 💔

    • @dilbixwinaldemir1215
      @dilbixwinaldemir1215 3 года назад +5

      Lmao!!

    • @johnhastie7118
      @johnhastie7118 3 года назад +18

      I’ll be honest… this made me cry laughing…to which my wife just slapped me for keeping her awake…now I wish I didn’t make it

  • @eagle7441
    @eagle7441 5 лет назад +20178

    He sounds like he’s been possessed by lil pump

    • @awadisfamilyshorts
      @awadisfamilyshorts 5 лет назад +79

      Eagle/Lil Bird true that

    • @rh5340
      @rh5340 5 лет назад +85

      This is epic

    • @anctx
      @anctx 5 лет назад +48

      I thought of that 😂

    • @wigglywoo2598
      @wigglywoo2598 5 лет назад +24

      😆😆😆fcking cool comment

    • @444mviews9
      @444mviews9 5 лет назад +24

      Thats what codeine does

  • @haaruun6776
    @haaruun6776 5 лет назад +5697

    Kid:„I wanna smoke some purpp“
    Mom: „Since when do you smoke?“
    Dad: „Don’t answer that question!“

  • @arifrench5880
    @arifrench5880 5 лет назад +3382

    Mom: stop stop swearing there’s children
    Him: there’s children’s? Shiit

    • @eyyyeyyyeyyyeyyy9164
      @eyyyeyyyeyyyeyyy9164 4 года назад +28

      Don't do this shit oh i mean
      Oh i mean smoke pods

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 года назад +5

      Me 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +3

      Ari French
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Год назад +81

    He's adorable! I'm sure everyone will be re-watching this over the years and laughing, especially him! He's hilarious! 😂🤣

  • @lawrenceadornado9849
    @lawrenceadornado9849 5 лет назад +2283

    “I cant wait till i get home and smoke some purp!” Haha

  • @shkt19
    @shkt19 4 года назад +3806

    "I can't feel my tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeees"

    • @DemraSynfata
      @DemraSynfata 4 года назад +39

      if you turn on captions it goes [Music] and [Applause] at the toooooooes part

    • @KK-ev2xh
      @KK-ev2xh 4 года назад +3

      1 2 3 shoe

    • @sidenaming
      @sidenaming 4 года назад +3

      lmfaooaoaoaoao

    • @myg7188
      @myg7188 4 года назад +2

      Am i loud am I to loud aha

    • @deborahmccray2912
      @deborahmccray2912 3 года назад

      @@myg7188 nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @fears2818
    @fears2818 5 лет назад +2048

    "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME TO SMOKE SOME PURPP!"

    • @ChristianGeske-yn3mr
      @ChristianGeske-yn3mr 5 лет назад +3

      Teemu死会死了 you see my wordplay I’m too high 😂😂😂

    • @hashberry1135
      @hashberry1135 5 лет назад +1

      Haha."

    • @bryanbutler5382
      @bryanbutler5382 5 лет назад +9

      Mans was done soon as he said that

    • @tunatuna7204
      @tunatuna7204 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t know what purp is but I’m going with pot?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 года назад +2

      tuna tuna purple haze I’m assuming. It’s a strain of marijuana.

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 года назад +123

    “We don’t let him cuss at home.” “Oh, FUCK!” 😂

  • @y0Swap
    @y0Swap 5 лет назад +8764

    This dude be snitchin' on himself, lmao

    • @saeto1
      @saeto1 5 лет назад +83

      Chelsea Rice I’ve always thought about the same thing, and hope I never need that .

    • @elijahwheat6193
      @elijahwheat6193 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah he’s enjoying this high!

    • @cashtaylor9804
      @cashtaylor9804 5 лет назад +42

      Ikr... PURP😂🤣😂🤣

    • @afrojack9901
      @afrojack9901 5 лет назад +3

      Paavo ok

    • @Sara-us1mn
      @Sara-us1mn 5 лет назад +31

      I told the nurse about my psychedelic use when I was on anathesia

  • @adamlynch2920
    @adamlynch2920 4 года назад +4765

    “I can’t wait to go home and smoke some purp”

  • @corruptfaith6674
    @corruptfaith6674 4 года назад +8296

    Give the kid a break hes never been that high in his life.

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +208

      Corrupt Faith
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @donnaheard24
      @donnaheard24 4 года назад +18

      🤣🤣

    • @kayharrisrankin5805
      @kayharrisrankin5805 4 года назад +79

      Corrupt Faith some people have a strong reaction to anesthesia... I’ve been under a lot and always woke up in Agony!

    • @itziebitz
      @itziebitz 4 года назад +18

      @@kayharrisrankin5805 me too. How are people so happy coming out of anesthesia? I have mental breakdowns.

    • @kundankrishna9264
      @kundankrishna9264 4 года назад +31

      just look at him , he is enjoying , after so much pain he suffered , like let him enjoy and its ok

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 года назад +53

    "I feel like i'm a rapper........yo yo yo, little Joe, big toe"
    Later: " 1 2 3 shoe, yeah you do, you step in poo" 🤣🤣

  • @TBZ_Productions
    @TBZ_Productions 5 лет назад +4266

    “drugs are bad kids don’t do drugs, smoke pot” 😂😂🤣

    • @lumineon.
      @lumineon. 5 лет назад +30

      I know you might disagree. But based on what the definition of a drug is. Pot is no different 😌

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 5 лет назад +60

      @@lumineon. yeah, its a drug but it's safer than most other recreational drugs, has a lot of medical benefits & if you eat it they're no harmful effects

    • @Szymon-cy5el
      @Szymon-cy5el 5 лет назад

      how

    • @TheResistance8969
      @TheResistance8969 5 лет назад +22

      It is the safest drug in the world. Cause you cannot overdose pot

    • @Alexandredro
      @Alexandredro 5 лет назад +1

      He’s right

  • @Joeee_
    @Joeee_ 5 лет назад +4061

    -Stop cursing theres children.
    -Children??!!
    -Yes Children
    -O shitt!
    3:53**

  • @rawaibrahim9465
    @rawaibrahim9465 5 лет назад +3596

    MOM:say bye to uncle
    SON:wher is he
    MOM:in the phone
    SON:how did he get in there

  • @stanleywhineray1772
    @stanleywhineray1772 3 года назад +280

    you can tell the dad is so proud and wants to laugh so much but keeps it together barely lmao

  • @TripGuerrilla
    @TripGuerrilla 4 года назад +2743

    1:34 -Mom "what you been smoking what you talking about?!"
    -Good Samaritan "No dont answer that question"

    • @maxhallman1036
      @maxhallman1036 4 года назад +178

      I think that was his dad

    • @nokizzington8695
      @nokizzington8695 4 года назад +79

      @@maxhallman1036 nah maybe his brother dude sounds like he's 17 - 21 at most 😪

    • @rofenognico1049
      @rofenognico1049 4 года назад +47

      drip_lifter hes at least a hero

    • @elijahthegoat9681
      @elijahthegoat9681 4 года назад +20

      he def said he was boutta smoke a perc i’m weak

    • @ZombiieNation
      @ZombiieNation 4 года назад +19

      Elijah The goat purp not perc lol

  • @fudoshin2776
    @fudoshin2776 5 лет назад +2557

    I’m not gonna lie the thought of being that intoxicated scares me so much . The amount of secrets I have

    • @Camaro.737
      @Camaro.737 5 лет назад +72

      U don't have to take this med when u get out of surgery. Like they had to re position my bone/rebreak it and i signed off to not have anything after except for the gas to make u fall asleep. I totally blanked out on what the meds are called

    • @pvpmaster8900
      @pvpmaster8900 5 лет назад +32

      This is what I was thinking

    • @landon7699
      @landon7699 5 лет назад +16

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @Matthew-ds9rw
      @Matthew-ds9rw 5 лет назад +18

      The drug I had when I broke my leg was not even close to this it made me not think but like I could say what I want and I understood everyone it wasn’t like this guy where he doesn’t understand anything

    • @torchy_7330
      @torchy_7330 5 лет назад +24

      Zeshan Veall I wonder if it can be used as a truth serum

  • @vaskopaunovski5864
    @vaskopaunovski5864 5 лет назад +2609

    Dad: we don't let him cuss at home
    Kid: oh fucckk

  • @mickeyduke1910
    @mickeyduke1910 Год назад +57

    I had abdominal surgery and woke up with a southern accent..
    The nurse asked my wife where's he from.. my wife said Queens New York.

  • @pchow10
    @pchow10 5 лет назад +1969

    The Moms more worried about her image at the hospital hahaha

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 5 лет назад +151

      hahah she should know by now her little Dylan isn't that innocent. he's 15 for gods sake so of course he swears. parents can be so outta touch i swear lol

    • @tiana1736
      @tiana1736 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 5 лет назад +10

      MsDudette21 I think she is perfectly aware of how he is, she just didn't prepare for him to not have any control over what he says in the hospital. He probably does swear at home and around his friends, and they've taught him that there is a time and place for that, and a hospital isn't one of them. he was probably perfectly well behaved in front of the nurses before the surgery
      And they probably know he smokes weed too lol

    • @jaredrobinson3480
      @jaredrobinson3480 5 лет назад +6

      Ye its so annoying.

    • @lilcargoship6142
      @lilcargoship6142 5 лет назад +1

      @@MsDudette21 lol not all teenagers like to swear just saying

  • @naya5094
    @naya5094 4 года назад +4250

    “put your head down”
    “Ok!” **plop**

    • @agoraphobicadam1171
      @agoraphobicadam1171 4 года назад +37

      That was my favorite part too. :)

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +19

      naya
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @kdaniel0704
      @kdaniel0704 4 года назад +1

      naya lol
      That’s my favorite part

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 года назад +1

      he diead the moment she sayed it

    • @gforce2777
      @gforce2777 4 года назад +2

      A memorable moment in RUclips history, for certain!

  • @DeepDas-fu4wv
    @DeepDas-fu4wv 5 лет назад +2124

    Mom - PG language please
    Son - I'm rated R
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @pamavery9352
    @pamavery9352 2 месяца назад +7

    I’m an RN in the recovery room! Patients are soooo very funny coming out of anesthesia!! It usually makes my day sooo much better!😂😂😂😂

  • @yeahwhatever1184
    @yeahwhatever1184 4 года назад +4392

    “Keep it PG”
    “I’m rated R”
    I felt that

  • @leotrovatomusic
    @leotrovatomusic 5 лет назад +608

    "I'm gonna sleep now" - closes his eyes for 3 seconds and wakes up again - "Oh my god I feel amazing!" 😂😂this guy made my day hahaha

  • @Deathane
    @Deathane 4 года назад +1956

    When he said “what pain? What’s pain? WHat. Is. Pain.?” I felt that 😂

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +16

      Plot Twist: He overdosed on marijuana edibles before he had anesthesia.

    • @Deathane
      @Deathane 4 года назад +5

      CBD So Many Health Benefits!!!! Probably! 😂😂 he’s spilling his own beans too.

    • @crimsonguy975
      @crimsonguy975 3 года назад +5

      This world shall know pain

    • @uwaismohideen7610
      @uwaismohideen7610 3 года назад +3

      @@crimsonguy975 Nagato pain 😂😂

    • @Dave-dh7rt
      @Dave-dh7rt 3 года назад +2

      Read this as he said it

  • @xehP
    @xehP 3 года назад +51

    “We don’t let him cuss at home trust me”
    Lmfao the fact you had to clarify that and not the fact he smokes weed makes me think they do let him swear at home hahaha

  • @bookmilla8616
    @bookmilla8616 6 лет назад +8601

    ”I CANT FEEL MY TOENAILS-A HAAAAAAA!”

  • @NGlitchesFTW
    @NGlitchesFTW 5 лет назад +12535

    Lmfaooo when hes back to himself, u already know he getting grounded for pot😂

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 5 лет назад +59

      NGlitchesFTW yep

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 5 лет назад +32

      Nice vids btw

    • @mufin5159
      @mufin5159 5 лет назад +51

      pot? He said he was smoking Percs aswell which is 1000x worse lol hope he is not on that shit at an age of 15.

    • @jbignJesus
      @jbignJesus 5 лет назад +123

      @@mufin5159 smoking purp.. purple haze

    • @casb11
      @casb11 5 лет назад +7

      NGlitchesFTW in my family I'd be beat

  • @p9ris659
    @p9ris659 5 лет назад +1675

    *I WANNA SMOKE SUM PURP*
    *MOM : SINCE WHEN DO SMOKE*
    *DAD: DONT ANSWER THAT QUESTION*

    • @marceljep3492
      @marceljep3492 4 года назад +148

      A man of honor

    • @kathyh4804
      @kathyh4804 4 года назад +34

      Lol!!!! They were probably shocked!

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 года назад +46

      Someone had a good birthday with dad lol

    • @ejimmichael5768
      @ejimmichael5768 4 года назад +35

      Dad has been in on it all along. They be rolling joints together

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +10

      p9ris go check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 года назад +25

    “Drugs are bad kids. Don’t do this shit, I mean... smoke pot.” 💀

  • @sophiaflorence7111
    @sophiaflorence7111 5 лет назад +1764

    “Dylan keep it PG...”
    “Nah I’m rated R. ARRR”

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 5 лет назад +35

      THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT *THE* BEST PART

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад

      Can someone explaine dat to me that im italian? 😂

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад +3

      @GucciGangJason I'll send u mafia to thank for ur answer gucciboi

    • @crazy948
      @crazy948 5 лет назад +3

      @@Circuito28 PG= parental guidance; R=restricted

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад +1

      @@crazy948 ohh ok got it thanks 💪

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +1552

    Dude drugged out of his mind, and they’re getting mad at him for cussing. 😂💀

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 4 года назад +21

      Echelon religious people amirite

    • @Cristinact
      @Cristinact 4 года назад +8

      They're sorry because there are children around (children's) 😅

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 года назад

      Was he on drugs or was this medicine for a sugery?

    • @Bajanprince67
      @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +2

      J.J. BMX Well it’s the after affects of anesthesia.

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 года назад

      Oh.

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 5 лет назад +1541

    "Are you mom?"
    "Yes, I'm mom"
    "Red shirt"

  • @dthomason119
    @dthomason119 3 года назад +29

    I've had 7 ortho surgeries, so I've heard the stories of what I've been saying from my wife. This stuff is really powerful.

  • @kfandom8835
    @kfandom8835 4 года назад +1550

    Nurse: "This is the best part of the job."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @warriorzmindset
      @warriorzmindset 4 года назад +29

      BG AH he’s not a Prick he is clearly not in the right state of mind fuckhead

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +2

      Valentina Barrios
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @SSJslayer226
      @SSJslayer226 4 года назад +1

      BG AH dumbass

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 года назад +3

      BG AH
      You're probably the type of nurse who fucked their way through medical school instead of earning it through hard work a practiced talent.

    • @bensonng877
      @bensonng877 4 года назад +4

      BG AH if you‘r some type of nurse like you said, i just feel poor for the people, whom you take care of.

  • @dippinggainsreviews1955
    @dippinggainsreviews1955 6 лет назад +3198

    Thats my worst fear that ill say some crazy things that I dont need my parnets hearing

    • @internetexplorer7303
      @internetexplorer7303 6 лет назад +34

      DippingGainsReviews same

    • @dipjunkietv1175
      @dipjunkietv1175 6 лет назад +22

      DippingGainsReviews ima put a Dip in for ya my dude!

    • @odoylerules7228
      @odoylerules7228 6 лет назад +11

      Right there with you

    • @lukefreeman2027
      @lukefreeman2027 6 лет назад +4

      Putting one in right now

    • @RaidPvPMan
      @RaidPvPMan 6 лет назад +30

      DippingGainsReviews At least you can say you were just on another world and didnt happen 😂

  • @erinmosley429
    @erinmosley429 6 лет назад +656

    Dad telling him not to answer when his mom asks what he’s been smoking. Real MVP.

    • @vx1297
      @vx1297 6 лет назад +36

      For real

    • @abduljabari7299
      @abduljabari7299 5 лет назад

      cLicKbre if I found out my son was smoking weed and he was 16-17 I wouldn’t be mad but I’ll let them know the side effects, weed won’t kill anyone, you have a higher chance of getting killed by aleve, aspirin, and pain medications than weed

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 5 лет назад

      Abdul Jabari Weed is illegal though and people go to jail for it.. so might wanna rethink that

    • @jennatools5049
      @jennatools5049 5 лет назад +1

      Kevin Anthony nah fam its legal

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 5 лет назад

      Jenna Tools It is legal in some states and illegal in others. Most states in the U.S have no legalized weed.. so I'm assuming it is illegal where the person commented lives

  • @Megan-bw2ep
    @Megan-bw2ep 3 года назад +14

    I love how almost all of the people on anesthesia do what they're told but still do whatever afterwards

  • @cobrahazarddj7370
    @cobrahazarddj7370 3 года назад +2212

    “I’m a rapper. Yo yo yo big joe, big toe” got me cracking up 😂

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 4 года назад +1938

    When I woke up from surgery, first thing I asked was: "is it over??" And a nurse came to me and said "yes, you're in the recovery room now" and then I proceeded to thoroughly express my love to everyone around me, and also invite all the nurses out for dinner. Good times.

    • @OGCrick
      @OGCrick 4 года назад +123

      I came out of surgery and asked 'are you open all night. When are you closing'

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avila9861
      @avila9861 4 года назад +20

      RustyBlade sooooo, did the nurses come for dinner?

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 года назад +36

      @@avila9861 Nope, still on raincheck

    • @gluebottle2444
      @gluebottle2444 4 года назад +22

      i did the same thing lol i took off my shirt and tried to hug all of the nurses and tell them how good they did

  • @abetteryou1825
    @abetteryou1825 4 года назад +1167

    "Oh I'm saying bad words? Omg I'm going to sleep, I gotta end this"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @draydayj1
    @draydayj1 3 года назад +17

    Dillon is just doing what he does when he's not around his parents but with his peers!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @nightfire2.0bob59
    @nightfire2.0bob59 5 лет назад +1810

    "I feel like a rapper yoyo little Joe big toe'
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Irraptured
    @Irraptured 5 лет назад +724

    "Am I saying bad words? Oh my god! Pottymouth!" I cant

  • @andrewbasheer864
    @andrewbasheer864 5 лет назад +1784

    “I can’t feel my, *tOooOoOOOooOoOEEEeEeEeeEsSsS* “

    • @biberflub
      @biberflub 4 года назад +19

      that part had me in tears lmao XD

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 4 года назад +3

      Reminds me of juice wrld song called wont let go

    • @kayla-sj9uw
      @kayla-sj9uw 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Basheer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 года назад +5

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +3

      Andrew Basheer said it perfect

  • @HisgGalore
    @HisgGalore Год назад +6

    i LOVE this 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i think Dad felt embaressed and PROUD at the same time 💯🖤

  • @htx.slater7658
    @htx.slater7658 6 лет назад +1208

    He just snitched on himself about smokin weed 😂

    • @globalfrosty1369
      @globalfrosty1369 6 лет назад +2

      HTX.Slater pain meds

    • @htx.slater7658
      @htx.slater7658 6 лет назад +1

      Global Frosty what about em? Lol

    • @4k_shotz505
      @4k_shotz505 6 лет назад +3

      And cussing hahahaha

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 6 лет назад +22

      Normal people don't act like this after anesthesia. It doesn't make you tell your secrets or anything... It's basically like being really drunk with memory loss. You won't remember what you said 30 seconds apart and that's what makes people afraid that they said something weird. Don't say much of anything while waking up because you might let your guard down and accidentally include too much information while you're feeling so great.

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 лет назад +7

      HTX.Slater I’m going under anesthesia in a week and I know ima say some stupid shit so I’m having my best friend shut me up if she needs to. 😂
      I got stuff I’d rather not say 🤣

  • @antwoniquejohnson7380
    @antwoniquejohnson7380 4 года назад +2991

    I hate how they keep telling him to stop he can’t help it

    • @boyo3446
      @boyo3446 4 года назад +229

      yup, you have no filter when you're all drugged up

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 4 года назад +60

      @Boyo
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +31

      @@boyo3446
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control when you're on cloud 9.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +9

      @@whengrapespop5728 How could you not finish your sentence??? How could you??? How???

    • @felixdom9693
      @felixdom9693 3 года назад +4

      Yeah very true.

  • @Emma.S.
    @Emma.S. 5 лет назад +490

    “There’s children here, stop cussing!”
    “Oh childrens? Shit.”
    *slow clap*

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 Год назад +4

    He's actually a little cutie, if only all patients react like this.

  • @sweetzlovin4239
    @sweetzlovin4239 4 года назад +1457

    The drugs got him feeling like a rapper 😆

  • @stephaanieeeeliseee4020
    @stephaanieeeeliseee4020 6 лет назад +487

    I feel f*cking amazing! Dad: hey, hey no cursing. Son: oh what? I thought we were at home... Dad: what?! You don't curse at home
    😂😂😂😂

  • @streetmoneymunchtv
    @streetmoneymunchtv 5 лет назад +1652

    I can't wait to smoke some purp😂😂😂😂

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 5 лет назад +96

      Oh boy. He's in trouble

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад +8

      He a snitch that's what he is

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 лет назад +1

      What is purp? Is he referring to some pot?

    • @dellafiori501
      @dellafiori501 5 лет назад +11

      @@777sweett777 Purple Haze

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 лет назад

      @@dellafiori501 , Oh okay. Gotta go look that up! LOLZ!!!

  • @Jay-fr9mn
    @Jay-fr9mn 3 года назад +111

    He must of took a pretty bad injury to have to get surgery right away, he’s still wearing his baseball uniform... he had to get operated on ASAP!

    • @radhominem
      @radhominem 3 года назад +11

      That has me confused asf. I'm trying to figure out what kind of injury he could have had that required this sort of response. Like, I've seen catchers get run over, I've seen outfielders collide, I've seem some accidental baserunning incidents that weren't pretty, but this dude was sorts of fucked up and idk how.

    • @queeniesarver9788
      @queeniesarver9788 3 года назад +6

      The gave him ketomine a strong drug. The high will only last about 30 minutes. Not for surgery but to set his arm manually by an Orthopedic doctor. Not really surgery there was no cutting involved or operation so to say. A treatment room and it hurts like a MFer.... So they give the ketomine and literally manipulate the broken bones back in to place and put a cast on immediately. He won't remember a thing! He will only think he took a nap when in reality he was awake and high as Fu$#. How do I know this? It happened to me when I broke my leg. Even I'd that boy had never swore before the drug is strong and it's a party in his brain! The whole smoking pot when we get home that's probly all true. I know they warned his parents he would react this way. Powerful drug for sure a great high but he won't remember it at all!

    • @christopherkobs5354
      @christopherkobs5354 3 года назад +4

      Broke my arm playing hockey, both bones in the forearm right next to the wrist. My radius bone was 27° out of place. Walked into the ER with full hockey gear (including gloves but no skates). Did an x ray and then had to go to a different place for them to push the bone back into place. Even though it was like a 3 hour wait to get the anesthesia (ketamine), I did it with all my hockey pads on in the bottom half including hockey pants (didn’t have any other pants). Still originally walked into the ER with all my Hockey gear except my helmet and skates, carrying my arm because the trainer didn’t have a sling and it wasn’t worth getting an ambulance.

    • @Sea-cucumber1151
      @Sea-cucumber1151 2 года назад

      @@radhominem he probably dislocated his and they had to reset the bones. He has a half soft cast on till swelling goes down, then he will get the real cast. I had that, I thought I was on a boat and closed my eyes and was back on the sail boat! I rode the waves.

    • @Thecatnamedkiwi
      @Thecatnamedkiwi Месяц назад

      I almost broke my elbow and had to have surgery. So. Its possibly he had surgery

  • @williamgibney5653
    @williamgibney5653 3 года назад +2287

    “Yeah we don’t let him cus at home”
    “oh FUCK”

    • @glenistergrotj3022
      @glenistergrotj3022 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @drunaisis9797
      @drunaisis9797 2 года назад +10

      Kid: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking, shit, fuck ..."
      Dad: "Where the fuck you learn that, we don't speak like that at home"

  • @helloworld-bu1vk
    @helloworld-bu1vk 5 лет назад +597

    1:05
    -Oh no cursing?! I thought we are at home
    -*We don‘t curse at home*
    lmao

    • @-Dark_
      @-Dark_ 5 лет назад

      TDFXX I’m your 600th like

  • @robinjackson7540
    @robinjackson7540 5 лет назад +1051

    "Aye knuckle me up right now, knuckle me up righ now, naw I feel amazing, no pain, what's pain, what's pain...... WHAT IS PAYNE!?"

  • @benjisisler2579
    @benjisisler2579 3 года назад +11

    "Watch your mouth there's children." "There's children?! Shit!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tgs4653
    @tgs4653 4 года назад +3484

    Must of been a horrible injury if they did surgery with him still in his baseball uniform

  • @sophievogel8116
    @sophievogel8116 5 лет назад +660

    3:28 😂 best part. “I’m sayin bad words!? Oh my god! Pottymouth... I’m goin to sleep.” 😂

    • @geonosi
      @geonosi 5 лет назад +6

      I am deceased 😂😂😂

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +8

      Mom: dont cuss
      Guy: there are childrens? Oh shit"

    • @Decaturdan
      @Decaturdan 5 лет назад +2

      “Im rated R”
      “Drugs are bad”
      “Smoke pot”
      “Shoot”

    • @mahz2582
      @mahz2582 5 лет назад

      I saw that while reading this comment

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 лет назад +2273

    I feel amazing!
    I can't feel my toe nails...

  • @nascartargetcupseries2579
    @nascartargetcupseries2579 3 года назад +10

    “SPINNIN ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IM IN THE NASCAR 500” i felt that💯

  • @rozi2089
    @rozi2089 5 лет назад +1422

    I bet his teammates cracked tha heck up with this one!

  • @glgl1472
    @glgl1472 4 года назад +2871

    I've been a nurse for 40 years and I've never seen anyone act like this usually they are just real chill.

    • @quinny6920
      @quinny6920 4 года назад +184

      It also has an adverse effect on me! Lol. I get all hyped up too

    • @nicolevigo5349
      @nicolevigo5349 4 года назад +422

      I woke up from my thyroid surgery asking where my baby I just gave birth to was lol

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 года назад +38

      @@nicolevigo5349 😂😂deddddddde

    • @lillmzraw8730
      @lillmzraw8730 4 года назад +44

      Times have changed, honey.

    • @gotnokush
      @gotnokush 4 года назад +60

      Yea it’s cause they are over reacting for the camera. Everyone wants to go viral now.

  • @kyngtrashmouthyt9374
    @kyngtrashmouthyt9374 4 года назад +1879

    I dont understand why these people are trying to talk to him, HE IS ON DRUGS let the kid be.

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 4 года назад +8

      Damian C. Padilla He’s “playing” on it.

    • @coffeemanic6566
      @coffeemanic6566 3 года назад +67

      It’s a verbal reflex for humans, unless you’re a robot🙄

    • @eisbeinGermany
      @eisbeinGermany 3 года назад +18

      Yes I agree, when one is so high on that drug one can't register

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 3 года назад +8

      Cara Lama that’s a very accurate way of describing this “high” I remember after surgery I was like this I had the time of my life. I literally was like I could have cancer and couldn’t care less. He loves this.

    • @pagejames8754
      @pagejames8754 3 года назад +7

      For the you tube plays

  • @jorgegonzaragoza3050
    @jorgegonzaragoza3050 Год назад +11

    That kid got some secrets .

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 4 года назад +2335

    He's drugged man, give him a break

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +8

      Beardedman
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @lewisdixon6203
      @lewisdixon6203 4 года назад +11

      looks like he already had one

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 года назад +69

      Ikr his folks telling him off like he knows what's hes doing 🙄

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 года назад +4

      @@dylan.schiddy I guess he'll leave a comment and a like if he wants.. Jeesh..

    • @Africanvillagetee
      @Africanvillagetee 4 года назад +1

      I agree with you

  • @Striker_2
    @Striker_2 6 лет назад +941

    “Put your head down”
    “OK”
    LMFAO!!!

  • @arlenecentral6952
    @arlenecentral6952 5 лет назад +1846

    He look like the the fast kid from the incredibles

  • @KiwikimNZ
    @KiwikimNZ Год назад +8

    Oh let him swear. “Oh he’s cussing!” So what! That mother is so worried about what people are thinking! He can’t help it, it’s funny. He has no inhibitions and his brain can not understand what’s going on around him, the last thing when your in that state is thinking about a kid hearing you outside the door. I’m a nurse and it’s all good. Shut the door and let him
    Have a bit of fun so long as he’s not hurting himself or anyone else. I think he’s great we need more laughter in this world lol

    • @mbsheisey
      @mbsheisey Месяц назад +3

      You are absolutely right!

    • @MagicalImaginings23
      @MagicalImaginings23 Месяц назад +1

      Thank you! I’m glad somebody said it. I’ve seen many videos like this where the family members are telling the person coming out of anesthesia to be quiet, and I’m like… dude, this person cannot THINK clearly right now, so what do you mean “watch your mouth”? So annoying. They obviously don’t know how drugs work.

  • @sylviastaus3227
    @sylviastaus3227 7 лет назад +1747

    "Yo, yo, yo, 'lil joe, big toe, yo!" .....That's a really good rap... XD

    • @dawsonburns6025
      @dawsonburns6025 6 лет назад +3

      Sylvia Staus lmao that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @zionwatson7315
      @zionwatson7315 6 лет назад +4

      that's a bar

    • @ryleighwilliams3929
      @ryleighwilliams3929 6 лет назад +3

      Sylvia Staus right as I read your comment the guy said it, creepy

    • @D4RKBRU73
      @D4RKBRU73 6 лет назад

      Sounds 100% like BIG SHAQ

    • @S4NSE
      @S4NSE 6 лет назад +1

      Ryleigh Staus that's not creepy at all lol to someone it had to happen

  • @anthonykelly3878
    @anthonykelly3878 5 лет назад +911

    “Can u use PG language”
    Nah I’m rated R

  • @AdrianaBarron1
    @AdrianaBarron1 6 лет назад +343

    Oh.... He's in trouble.... His mom said " What have you been smoking?" And his dad said " *No* no, don't answer that question."

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 6 лет назад +33

      Adriana Barron his dad been giving him some weed on the side

    • @cloudcloud6395
      @cloudcloud6395 6 лет назад

      gotohell Thats alright if hes 16 or 17, thats when the brain stops growing, or am i completely wrong?

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 6 лет назад +6

      @@cloudcloud6395 critical parts of the brain involved in decision-making are not fully developed until years later at age 25 or so

    • @cloudcloud6395
      @cloudcloud6395 5 лет назад

      gotohell so im completely wrong

  • @beastmode602
    @beastmode602 3 года назад +38

    The parents are annoying the hell outta me leave him be he "higher than the SKY right now" 😂🤣🤣

  • @twistedgooner6472
    @twistedgooner6472 5 лет назад +1591

    Mums getting embarrassed she needs to calm down lol

    • @Thehammer32
      @Thehammer32 5 лет назад +7

      I know right

    • @eliray39
      @eliray39 5 лет назад +72

      @@blake2631 Damn, who hurt you?

    • @OG-zv3lz
      @OG-zv3lz 5 лет назад +1

      MY GUY LACA! Much love!!

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 лет назад +28

      @@eliray39 sorry these type of people trigger me. If you wanna know the truth my mom was the same way. It's called a control freak. They try to control every situation and make everything about them. They also love drama or they wouldn't introduce themselves into others situations. They then go on to try to make themselves the center of attention to try and insert dominance and control over the other person so they then can later feel good about themselves and tell there little brain "yeah, i won, yeah, im always right" so they can actually feel relevant and needed but in fact no one needs these type of people and I think why they do it is because deep down they know no one wants or needs them so they try to lash out and control other people's situations because that's the only time they can feel like an authority figure and be under there own made up illusion that they helped the person but it's really there own self crying for attention.

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 лет назад +21

      @Abhilass N Who are you to know how "all" mom's are supposed to act, you know it all internet gangster. I don't feel like explaining anything to you because your IQ couldn't handle it and what are you thinking calling people "idiots" and telling them to "shut the hell up" on the internet hiding behind your little computer or phone screen all safe and junk. Like what are going to do if I don't? Comment me to death? You sound real tough kid. Grow up...I'd feel bad if you didn't at least do that before I made a complete fool out of you and I've only just begun.

  • @whiteboy1256thst
    @whiteboy1256thst 6 лет назад +312

    “Can’t wait to get home and smoke some purp”
    “Smoke what?”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rjhong93
      @rjhong93 6 лет назад +2

      Gabriel Vlogs his purp aka pot.... probably reference to a lyric he heard...

    • @rjhong93
      @rjhong93 6 лет назад

      McLovin you're an idiot

  • @sidqi2106
    @sidqi2106 5 лет назад +559

    This is the reason why I am afraid to do this... Imma snitch on myself on everything lol

  • @ihaveaname4109
    @ihaveaname4109 2 года назад +3

    "Yo yo YO! little Joe! With TOE!!!"
    I'M CRYING... Lol

  • @dblocknyc
    @dblocknyc 4 года назад +579

    "Oh no cursing?"
    "NO"
    "i thought we were home" 🤣😂🤣

  • @staywoke558
    @staywoke558 5 лет назад +598

    5:57
    “Drugs are bad kids, don’t do this shit”
    “I mean, smoke spot”
    “I mean, shoot” 😭😭
    The cats been out of the bag kid it’s over

  • @haylieprice9569
    @haylieprice9569 3 года назад +4148

    “Holy fuck”
    “Dylan there’s children stop cussing”
    “Aww here’s children? Shit”

    • @somethingcool9168
      @somethingcool9168 3 года назад +40

      I felt that

    • @Ethan-uq2ew
      @Ethan-uq2ew 3 года назад +17

      "you had us in the first half"

    • @skylineXpert
      @skylineXpert 3 года назад +9

      you should have been there when i got my xray taken after a nasty fall during a half marathon.
      I was coming good during the first lap and then: smock, i trip over a carpet mat and the left elbow and rib casing takes teh fall and twist my neck a we bit.
      After xray i asked: any children, the nurse said no.
      I let it rip like captain haddock in several foreign languages.
      Luckely nothing was broken and recovery was fine.

    • @brendenstahl7007
      @brendenstahl7007 3 года назад +2

      Lazarbeam cussing at family event

    • @JoseDaPrimo
      @JoseDaPrimo 3 года назад +1

      @@skylineXpert were you high?

  • @kreonn1
    @kreonn1 3 года назад +20

    absolutely cool guy. i'm sorry that his parents are ashamed of him and that they keep reproaching him.
    the parents should learn to relax a little. the boy is under surveillance on drugs and just feels good.
    they'd better share the joy with him.

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +3254

    Man becomes worlds greatest rapper after anesthesia, challenges Eminem and overall becomes the best lyricist of all time.
    Here's some of his most famous lines.
    "Yo yo yo, lil' Joe! Big toe, yo!"
    0:33
    "One, two, three of you! One, two, three, shoe! One, two, three, shoe! Yeah! You do! You step in poo."
    4:55

    • @D4RKBRU73
      @D4RKBRU73 6 лет назад +52

      Sounds 100% like BIG SHAQ lines

    • @rydersquires8590
      @rydersquires8590 6 лет назад +3

      Right

    • @giopuriromano98
      @giopuriromano98 6 лет назад +37

      Well, still better than Jake Paul

    • @TupacShakur-bz1vg
      @TupacShakur-bz1vg 6 лет назад +6

      Pixel - He’s better than Eminem, 2Pac, Nas, Biggie, Big L, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane

    • @ashleyjohnson5015
      @ashleyjohnson5015 6 лет назад +11

      You forgot “bang, bang, bang bang choo choo train”😂

  • @napieraustin
    @napieraustin 6 лет назад +427

    When you break your arm then accidentally tell your parents you smoke pot

    • @connoryork2991
      @connoryork2991 6 лет назад +11

      BraaapAllDay hahahahahahaha lmao 😂

    • @floydmaster1973
      @floydmaster1973 6 лет назад +10

      BraaapAllDay I got the impression they know already but have to act oblivious to it in front of the medical professionals. Lol

    • @joaquinadragna2061
      @joaquinadragna2061 6 лет назад +2

      I’m afraid that’s gonna happen to me with my wisdom teeth

    • @aionvibe.
      @aionvibe. 6 лет назад +1

      BraaapAllDay I wouldn’t wanna do that cause I would expose myself fast

    • @aionvibe.
      @aionvibe. 6 лет назад +1

      Joaquin Adragna right man, I do hardcore shit so idk bout that

  • @aaronjackson2780
    @aaronjackson2780 5 лет назад +2161

    Oh childrens?!?! Shittt!!!

  • @wealthcomplicated4713
    @wealthcomplicated4713 2 года назад +11

    When they put me into surgery for my fractured wrist I felt like i went through a portal of the past of people that have been in that hospital. Trippiest experience I've ever been in it was like I left my body and came back. When I woke up I thought I was being captured and I tried yelling help to the nurses walking pass the room but they ignired me and then i would fall asleep quick. It just keep looping back to me waking up thinking im captured and yelling help lmao. After i was more aware I started looking around for the doctor that did the surgery, to over thank him for saving my life in a non-life threatening surgery.

    • @alisonjanssen2728
      @alisonjanssen2728 Год назад +1

      My son did the same.. broke his foot when he was 10. Coming out of anesthesia, kept thanking the doctors and nurses. "Thank you for saving my life. There are good people in the world"🤣🤣🤣. They said he was the most polite patient.

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 4 года назад +1614

    I have a feeling this kid is a handful even when he's not high, lol.

    • @najmanoor6255
      @najmanoor6255 4 года назад +50

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 4 года назад +94

      Nah this kind of shit will turn the quietest kid wild

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 года назад +26

      Don Jon watch your mouth there are children around

    • @whitelily3474
      @whitelily3474 4 года назад +1

      Agree🤣🤣🤣

    • @andyd3447
      @andyd3447 4 года назад +3

      yeah most teenagers are.

  • @blackroseindigo
    @blackroseindigo 4 года назад +2077

    The fact that they were getting on him for cursing KNOWING he's drugged up.. stupid. This was funny af.

    • @de1ta492
      @de1ta492 4 года назад +88

      Amber Frias they weren’t doing that to get him in trouble, they just didn’t want him yellin “fuuuuuck I cant feel my toooooooooooeeeeeeeeees!”

    • @zenik5568
      @zenik5568 4 года назад +27

      Damm idiot, they where not. They did not want him to scream cussing words because of kids where able to hear him.

    • @MatthewP64
      @MatthewP64 4 года назад +14

      Your comment is stupid. Most parents would prefer their young kids not hear profanity. They probably wouldn't have said anything if they were in the room alone.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +13

      Plot Twist: He overdosed on marijuana edibles before he had anesthesia.

    • @zenik5568
      @zenik5568 4 года назад

      @@Tommy-mf3cl r/ihadastroke

  • @someguy1688
    @someguy1688 5 лет назад +817

    0:33 one of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @lifeofshante199
    @lifeofshante199 3 года назад +19

    U can’t make a person who is high be quiet lmao I’d let him curse because he didn’t no better because he was night lol this is so funny

  • @kallibaer32
    @kallibaer32 5 лет назад +943

    'Drugs are bad kids...smoke pot'
    hahaha

    • @k9sway
      @k9sway 5 лет назад

      kallibaer32 pot is not a drug its a plant

    • @shwetranjan1923
      @shwetranjan1923 5 лет назад +6

      @@k9sway are u really that dumb?

    • @crocodile2501
      @crocodile2501 5 лет назад +4

      @@k9sway I think pot should be legal, but that argument is so autistic. It's like saying Opium isn't a drug because it's a poppy.

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 5 лет назад +1

      @@crocodile2501 thank you. People are in fucking denile like crazy over the word "drug". And cocaine is scraped off the coca leaves. Then you hear "well they're cut with stuff" yeah you're right! Lol pure opium and coca would be way more potent and addictive if it wasn't stomped on after the plant. If something can treat something it is considered and classified as a drug. So by making marijuana legal and medicinal it actual back fired because before it was an illegal plant and now it's a *drug* that treats all kind of things. Ppl need to stop getting sensitive nips and triggered over made up words (which all words are).

    • @tristanyow3356
      @tristanyow3356 5 лет назад

      I smok weed

  • @3mro463
    @3mro463 4 года назад +850

    “Put your head down”
    OKEH *slams head onto the bed*

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +3

      Amr Alqurashi
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @rachellbruce5586
      @rachellbruce5586 4 года назад +1

      time?

    • @3mro463
      @3mro463 4 года назад +3

      Rachell Bruce 0:51

  • @brendadavis4923
    @brendadavis4923 7 лет назад +208

    When you get high and expose yourself.

  • @nikkinicole5435
    @nikkinicole5435 3 года назад +3

    4:29 "There better be no video of me being on that shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cryyying.