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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @bunniegutz1
    @bunniegutz1 4 года назад +9712

    "oh 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬"
    "dylan! watch ur mouth, theres kids here!"
    "oh childrens? oh 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵"

    • @Tony_CDXX
      @Tony_CDXX 4 года назад +55

      melf on the shelf hahahahaha

    • @zyhuggans3595
      @zyhuggans3595 4 года назад +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LosAnggraito
      @LosAnggraito 4 года назад +132

      The mom said "we're at an all children's hospital" and he's like "all children's? Oh *shit!* " 😂😂😂

    • @AlexMartinez-tu9vr
      @AlexMartinez-tu9vr 4 года назад +6

      I was about to comment that till I saw this

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 года назад +4

      Timestamp?

  • @davetube3958
    @davetube3958 5 лет назад +7139

    "I thought I was at home"
    "We don't curse at home"
    Dude's revealing some secrets😂

    • @emmanuelcabansag9249
      @emmanuelcabansag9249 5 лет назад +100

      this is like the effect of truth serum

    • @davetube3958
      @davetube3958 5 лет назад +33

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 "there is no such thing as truth serum, it's just a nonsense from TV" 😂

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 лет назад +7

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 lol yeah the truth reveals itself.

    • @Noah-zr6vq
      @Noah-zr6vq 5 лет назад +3

      "What do you meannn'😂😂

    • @Exhaiel89
      @Exhaiel89 5 лет назад +24

      He said he smokes purp too. Dry snitching left and right.

  • @arifrench5880
    @arifrench5880 5 лет назад +3489

    Mom: stop stop swearing there’s children
    Him: there’s children’s? Shiit

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Год назад +117

    He's adorable! I'm sure everyone will be re-watching this over the years and laughing, especially him! He's hilarious! 😂🤣

  • @shkt19
    @shkt19 4 года назад +3938

    "I can't feel my tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeees"

    • @DemraSynfata
      @DemraSynfata 4 года назад +39

      if you turn on captions it goes [Music] and [Applause] at the toooooooes part

    • @KK-ev2xh
      @KK-ev2xh 4 года назад +4

      1 2 3 shoe

    • @6ooooooooooo
      @6ooooooooooo 4 года назад +3

      lmfaooaoaoaoao

    • @myg7188
      @myg7188 4 года назад +2

      Am i loud am I to loud aha

    • @deborahmccray2912
      @deborahmccray2912 4 года назад

      @@myg7188 nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @eagle7441
    @eagle7441 6 лет назад +20424

    He sounds like he’s been possessed by lil pump

    • @awadisfamilyshorts
      @awadisfamilyshorts 6 лет назад +80

      Eagle/Lil Bird true that

    • @rh5340
      @rh5340 6 лет назад +86

      This is epic

    • @anctx
      @anctx 6 лет назад +50

      I thought of that 😂

    • @wigglywoo2598
      @wigglywoo2598 6 лет назад +24

      😆😆😆fcking cool comment

    • @444mviews9
      @444mviews9 6 лет назад +25

      Thats what codeine does

  • @lawrenceadornado9849
    @lawrenceadornado9849 5 лет назад +2348

    “I cant wait till i get home and smoke some purp!” Haha

  • @mickeyduke1910
    @mickeyduke1910 Год назад +109

    I had abdominal surgery and woke up with a southern accent..
    The nurse asked my wife where's he from.. my wife said Queens New York.

  • @y0Swap
    @y0Swap 6 лет назад +8865

    This dude be snitchin' on himself, lmao

    • @saeto1
      @saeto1 5 лет назад +86

      Chelsea Rice I’ve always thought about the same thing, and hope I never need that .

    • @elijahwheat6193
      @elijahwheat6193 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah he’s enjoying this high!

    • @cashtaylor9804
      @cashtaylor9804 5 лет назад +46

      Ikr... PURP😂🤣😂🤣

    • @afrojack9901
      @afrojack9901 5 лет назад +3

      Paavo ok

    • @Sara-us1mn
      @Sara-us1mn 5 лет назад +34

      I told the nurse about my psychedelic use when I was on anathesia

  • @meatloaf6107
    @meatloaf6107 6 лет назад +3684

    Dad was the real MVP
    Mom- what have you been smoking?
    Dad- Don't answer that question.
    Lol.

    • @altondr
      @altondr 6 лет назад +222

      best dad.

    • @sukyamudda6868
      @sukyamudda6868 6 лет назад +174

      meat loaf Dad smokes with him

    • @klockrey
      @klockrey 6 лет назад +39

      Dang my arm feels FUCKING AMAZING😂😂😂

    • @isaacbrownlee3444
      @isaacbrownlee3444 6 лет назад +6

      #1dad

    • @KiddFrostVlogs
      @KiddFrostVlogs 6 лет назад

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  • @pchow10
    @pchow10 6 лет назад +2004

    The Moms more worried about her image at the hospital hahaha

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 6 лет назад +161

      hahah she should know by now her little Dylan isn't that innocent. he's 15 for gods sake so of course he swears. parents can be so outta touch i swear lol

    • @tiana1736
      @tiana1736 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 5 лет назад +12

      MsDudette21 I think she is perfectly aware of how he is, she just didn't prepare for him to not have any control over what he says in the hospital. He probably does swear at home and around his friends, and they've taught him that there is a time and place for that, and a hospital isn't one of them. he was probably perfectly well behaved in front of the nurses before the surgery
      And they probably know he smokes weed too lol

    • @jaredrobinson3480
      @jaredrobinson3480 5 лет назад +7

      Ye its so annoying.

    • @lilcargoship6142
      @lilcargoship6142 5 лет назад +1

      @@MsDudette21 lol not all teenagers like to swear just saying

  • @pamavery9352
    @pamavery9352 4 месяца назад +30

    I’m an RN in the recovery room! Patients are soooo very funny coming out of anesthesia!! It usually makes my day sooo much better!😂😂😂😂

  • @NGlitchesFTW
    @NGlitchesFTW 6 лет назад +12541

    Lmfaooo when hes back to himself, u already know he getting grounded for pot😂

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 6 лет назад +60

      NGlitchesFTW yep

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 6 лет назад +33

      Nice vids btw

    • @mufin5159
      @mufin5159 6 лет назад +51

      pot? He said he was smoking Percs aswell which is 1000x worse lol hope he is not on that shit at an age of 15.

    • @jbignJesus
      @jbignJesus 6 лет назад +124

      @@mufin5159 smoking purp.. purple haze

    • @casb11
      @casb11 6 лет назад +7

      NGlitchesFTW in my family I'd be beat

  • @adamlynch2920
    @adamlynch2920 4 года назад +4808

    “I can’t wait to go home and smoke some purp”

  • @bookmilla8616
    @bookmilla8616 6 лет назад +8625

    ”I CANT FEEL MY TOENAILS-A HAAAAAAA!”

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 года назад +173

    “We don’t let him cuss at home.” “Oh, FUCK!” 😂

  • @corruptfaith6674
    @corruptfaith6674 4 года назад +8429

    Give the kid a break hes never been that high in his life.

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +213

      Corrupt Faith
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @donnaheard24
      @donnaheard24 4 года назад +19

      🤣🤣

    • @kayharrisrankin5805
      @kayharrisrankin5805 4 года назад +81

      Corrupt Faith some people have a strong reaction to anesthesia... I’ve been under a lot and always woke up in Agony!

    • @itziebitz
      @itziebitz 4 года назад +19

      @@kayharrisrankin5805 me too. How are people so happy coming out of anesthesia? I have mental breakdowns.

    • @kundankrishna9264
      @kundankrishna9264 4 года назад +34

      just look at him , he is enjoying , after so much pain he suffered , like let him enjoy and its ok

  • @fears2818
    @fears2818 6 лет назад +2132

    "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME TO SMOKE SOME PURPP!"

    • @ChristianGeske-yn3mr
      @ChristianGeske-yn3mr 5 лет назад +3

      Teemu死会死了 you see my wordplay I’m too high 😂😂😂

    • @hashberry1135
      @hashberry1135 5 лет назад +1

      Haha."

    • @bryanbutler5382
      @bryanbutler5382 5 лет назад +11

      Mans was done soon as he said that

    • @tunatuna7204
      @tunatuna7204 5 лет назад +10

      I don’t know what purp is but I’m going with pot?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 года назад +2

      tuna tuna purple haze I’m assuming. It’s a strain of marijuana.

  • @haaruun6776
    @haaruun6776 5 лет назад +5784

    Kid:„I wanna smoke some purpp“
    Mom: „Since when do you smoke?“
    Dad: „Don’t answer that question!“

  • @stanleywhineray1772
    @stanleywhineray1772 3 года назад +311

    you can tell the dad is so proud and wants to laugh so much but keeps it together barely lmao

  • @Joeee_
    @Joeee_ 6 лет назад +4086

    -Stop cursing theres children.
    -Children??!!
    -Yes Children
    -O shitt!
    3:53**

  • @naya5094
    @naya5094 4 года назад +4286

    “put your head down”
    “Ok!” **plop**

    • @agoraphobicadam1171
      @agoraphobicadam1171 4 года назад +37

      That was my favorite part too. :)

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +19

      naya
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @kdaniel0704
      @kdaniel0704 4 года назад +1

      naya lol
      That’s my favorite part

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 года назад +1

      he diead the moment she sayed it

    • @gforce2777
      @gforce2777 4 года назад +2

      A memorable moment in RUclips history, for certain!

  • @TBZ_Productions
    @TBZ_Productions 6 лет назад +4313

    “drugs are bad kids don’t do drugs, smoke pot” 😂😂🤣

    • @lumineon.
      @lumineon. 5 лет назад +31

      I know you might disagree. But based on what the definition of a drug is. Pot is no different 😌

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 5 лет назад +61

      @@lumineon. yeah, its a drug but it's safer than most other recreational drugs, has a lot of medical benefits & if you eat it they're no harmful effects

    • @Szymon-cy5el
      @Szymon-cy5el 5 лет назад

      how

    • @Anon18694
      @Anon18694 5 лет назад +23

      It is the safest drug in the world. Cause you cannot overdose pot

    • @Alexandredro
      @Alexandredro 5 лет назад +1

      He’s right

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 года назад +70

    "I feel like i'm a rapper........yo yo yo, little Joe, big toe"
    Later: " 1 2 3 shoe, yeah you do, you step in poo" 🤣🤣

  • @DeepDas-fu4wv
    @DeepDas-fu4wv 5 лет назад +2146

    Mom - PG language please
    Son - I'm rated R
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @williamgibney5653
    @williamgibney5653 4 года назад +2291

    “Yeah we don’t let him cus at home”
    “oh FUCK”

    • @glenistergrotj3022
      @glenistergrotj3022 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @drunaisis9797
      @drunaisis9797 2 года назад +10

      Kid: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking, shit, fuck ..."
      Dad: "Where the fuck you learn that, we don't speak like that at home"

  • @vaskopaunovski5864
    @vaskopaunovski5864 5 лет назад +2627

    Dad: we don't let him cuss at home
    Kid: oh fucckk

  • @jorgegonzaragoza3050
    @jorgegonzaragoza3050 Год назад +29

    That kid got some secrets .

  • @rawaibrahim9465
    @rawaibrahim9465 5 лет назад +3631

    MOM:say bye to uncle
    SON:wher is he
    MOM:in the phone
    SON:how did he get in there

  • @yeahwhatever1184
    @yeahwhatever1184 4 года назад +4426

    “Keep it PG”
    “I’m rated R”
    I felt that

  • @cobrahazarddj7370
    @cobrahazarddj7370 4 года назад +2213

    “I’m a rapper. Yo yo yo big joe, big toe” got me cracking up 😂

  • @xehP
    @xehP 3 года назад +53

    “We don’t let him cuss at home trust me”
    Lmfao the fact you had to clarify that and not the fact he smokes weed makes me think they do let him swear at home hahaha

  • @nightfire2.0bob59
    @nightfire2.0bob59 5 лет назад +1815

    "I feel like a rapper yoyo little Joe big toe'
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TripGuerrilla
    @TripGuerrilla 4 года назад +2755

    1:34 -Mom "what you been smoking what you talking about?!"
    -Good Samaritan "No dont answer that question"

    • @maxhallman1036
      @maxhallman1036 4 года назад +178

      I think that was his dad

    • @nokizzington8695
      @nokizzington8695 4 года назад +79

      @@maxhallman1036 nah maybe his brother dude sounds like he's 17 - 21 at most 😪

    • @rofenognico1049
      @rofenognico1049 4 года назад +47

      drip_lifter hes at least a hero

    • @elijahthegoat9681
      @elijahthegoat9681 4 года назад +20

      he def said he was boutta smoke a perc i’m weak

    • @ZombiieNation
      @ZombiieNation 4 года назад +19

      Elijah The goat purp not perc lol

  • @abetteryou1825
    @abetteryou1825 4 года назад +1171

    "Oh I'm saying bad words? Omg I'm going to sleep, I gotta end this"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @draydayj1
    @draydayj1 3 года назад +20

    Dillon is just doing what he does when he's not around his parents but with his peers!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sophiaflorence7111
    @sophiaflorence7111 6 лет назад +1786

    “Dylan keep it PG...”
    “Nah I’m rated R. ARRR”

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 5 лет назад +35

      THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT *THE* BEST PART

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад

      Can someone explaine dat to me that im italian? 😂

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад +3

      @GucciGangJason I'll send u mafia to thank for ur answer gucciboi

    • @crazy948
      @crazy948 5 лет назад +3

      @@Circuito28 PG= parental guidance; R=restricted

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 лет назад +1

      @@crazy948 ohh ok got it thanks 💪

  • @aaronjackson2780
    @aaronjackson2780 5 лет назад +2164

    Oh childrens?!?! Shittt!!!

  • @kfandom8835
    @kfandom8835 5 лет назад +1560

    Nurse: "This is the best part of the job."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @warriorzmindset
      @warriorzmindset 4 года назад +29

      BG AH he’s not a Prick he is clearly not in the right state of mind fuckhead

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +3

      Valentina Barrios
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @SSJslayer226
      @SSJslayer226 4 года назад +1

      BG AH dumbass

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 года назад +3

      BG AH
      You're probably the type of nurse who fucked their way through medical school instead of earning it through hard work a practiced talent.

    • @bensonng877
      @bensonng877 4 года назад +5

      BG AH if you‘r some type of nurse like you said, i just feel poor for the people, whom you take care of.

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 Год назад +12

    He's actually a little cutie, if only all patients react like this.

  • @fudoshin2776
    @fudoshin2776 6 лет назад +2598

    I’m not gonna lie the thought of being that intoxicated scares me so much . The amount of secrets I have

    • @Camaro.737
      @Camaro.737 6 лет назад +72

      U don't have to take this med when u get out of surgery. Like they had to re position my bone/rebreak it and i signed off to not have anything after except for the gas to make u fall asleep. I totally blanked out on what the meds are called

    • @pvpmaster8900
      @pvpmaster8900 6 лет назад +32

      This is what I was thinking

    • @landon7699
      @landon7699 6 лет назад +16

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @Matthew-ds9rw
      @Matthew-ds9rw 6 лет назад +18

      The drug I had when I broke my leg was not even close to this it made me not think but like I could say what I want and I understood everyone it wasn’t like this guy where he doesn’t understand anything

    • @torchy_7330
      @torchy_7330 6 лет назад +24

      Zeshan Veall I wonder if it can be used as a truth serum

  • @andrewbasheer864
    @andrewbasheer864 5 лет назад +1794

    “I can’t feel my, *tOooOoOOOooOoOEEEeEeEeeEsSsS* “

    • @biberflub
      @biberflub 5 лет назад +19

      that part had me in tears lmao XD

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 5 лет назад +3

      Reminds me of juice wrld song called wont let go

    • @kayla-sj9uw
      @kayla-sj9uw 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Basheer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 года назад +5

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +4

      Andrew Basheer said it perfect

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +1571

    Dude drugged out of his mind, and they’re getting mad at him for cussing. 😂💀

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 4 года назад +23

      Echelon religious people amirite

    • @Cristinact
      @Cristinact 4 года назад +10

      They're sorry because there are children around (children's) 😅

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 года назад

      Was he on drugs or was this medicine for a sugery?

    • @Bajanprince67
      @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +3

      J.J. BMX Well it’s the after affects of anesthesia.

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 года назад

      Oh.

  • @HisgGalore
    @HisgGalore Год назад +6

    i LOVE this 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i think Dad felt embaressed and PROUD at the same time 💯🖤

  • @Deathane
    @Deathane 4 года назад +1958

    When he said “what pain? What’s pain? WHat. Is. Pain.?” I felt that 😂

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +16

      Plot Twist: He overdosed on marijuana edibles before he had anesthesia.

    • @Deathane
      @Deathane 4 года назад +5

      CBD So Many Health Benefits!!!! Probably! 😂😂 he’s spilling his own beans too.

    • @crimsonguy975
      @crimsonguy975 4 года назад +5

      This world shall know pain

    • @uwaismohideen7610
      @uwaismohideen7610 4 года назад +3

      @@crimsonguy975 Nagato pain 😂😂

    • @morpheus_9
      @morpheus_9 4 года назад +2

      Read this as he said it

  • @dippinggainsreviews1955
    @dippinggainsreviews1955 6 лет назад +3202

    Thats my worst fear that ill say some crazy things that I dont need my parnets hearing

    • @internetexplorer7303
      @internetexplorer7303 6 лет назад +34

      DippingGainsReviews same

    • @dipjunkietv1175
      @dipjunkietv1175 6 лет назад +22

      DippingGainsReviews ima put a Dip in for ya my dude!

    • @odoylerules7228
      @odoylerules7228 6 лет назад +11

      Right there with you

    • @lukefreeman2027
      @lukefreeman2027 6 лет назад +4

      Putting one in right now

    • @RaidPvPMan
      @RaidPvPMan 6 лет назад +30

      DippingGainsReviews At least you can say you were just on another world and didnt happen 😂

  • @streetmoneymunchtv
    @streetmoneymunchtv 6 лет назад +1655

    I can't wait to smoke some purp😂😂😂😂

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 6 лет назад +96

      Oh boy. He's in trouble

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад +8

      He a snitch that's what he is

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 лет назад +1

      What is purp? Is he referring to some pot?

    • @dellafiori501
      @dellafiori501 5 лет назад +11

      @@777sweett777 Purple Haze

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 лет назад

      @@dellafiori501 , Oh okay. Gotta go look that up! LOLZ!!!

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 года назад +31

    “Drugs are bad kids. Don’t do this shit, I mean... smoke pot.” 💀

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 5 лет назад +1551

    "Are you mom?"
    "Yes, I'm mom"
    "Red shirt"

  • @Emma.S.
    @Emma.S. 6 лет назад +493

    “There’s children here, stop cussing!”
    “Oh childrens? Shit.”
    *slow clap*

  • @Irraptured
    @Irraptured 5 лет назад +726

    "Am I saying bad words? Oh my god! Pottymouth!" I cant

  • @Jay-fr9mn
    @Jay-fr9mn 3 года назад +117

    He must of took a pretty bad injury to have to get surgery right away, he’s still wearing his baseball uniform... he had to get operated on ASAP!

    • @radhominem
      @radhominem 3 года назад +12

      That has me confused asf. I'm trying to figure out what kind of injury he could have had that required this sort of response. Like, I've seen catchers get run over, I've seen outfielders collide, I've seem some accidental baserunning incidents that weren't pretty, but this dude was sorts of fucked up and idk how.

    • @queeniesarver9788
      @queeniesarver9788 3 года назад +5

      The gave him ketomine a strong drug. The high will only last about 30 minutes. Not for surgery but to set his arm manually by an Orthopedic doctor. Not really surgery there was no cutting involved or operation so to say. A treatment room and it hurts like a MFer.... So they give the ketomine and literally manipulate the broken bones back in to place and put a cast on immediately. He won't remember a thing! He will only think he took a nap when in reality he was awake and high as Fu$#. How do I know this? It happened to me when I broke my leg. Even I'd that boy had never swore before the drug is strong and it's a party in his brain! The whole smoking pot when we get home that's probly all true. I know they warned his parents he would react this way. Powerful drug for sure a great high but he won't remember it at all!

    • @christopherkobs5354
      @christopherkobs5354 3 года назад +5

      Broke my arm playing hockey, both bones in the forearm right next to the wrist. My radius bone was 27° out of place. Walked into the ER with full hockey gear (including gloves but no skates). Did an x ray and then had to go to a different place for them to push the bone back into place. Even though it was like a 3 hour wait to get the anesthesia (ketamine), I did it with all my hockey pads on in the bottom half including hockey pants (didn’t have any other pants). Still originally walked into the ER with all my Hockey gear except my helmet and skates, carrying my arm because the trainer didn’t have a sling and it wasn’t worth getting an ambulance.

    • @Sea-cucumber1151
      @Sea-cucumber1151 3 года назад +1

      @@radhominem he probably dislocated his and they had to reset the bones. He has a half soft cast on till swelling goes down, then he will get the real cast. I had that, I thought I was on a boat and closed my eyes and was back on the sail boat! I rode the waves.

    • @Thecatnamedkiwi
      @Thecatnamedkiwi 4 месяца назад +1

      I almost broke my elbow and had to have surgery. So. Its possibly he had surgery

  • @Nique_777
    @Nique_777 4 года назад +3024

    I hate how they keep telling him to stop he can’t help it

    • @boyo3446
      @boyo3446 4 года назад +232

      yup, you have no filter when you're all drugged up

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 4 года назад +61

      @Boyo
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +31

      @@boyo3446
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control when you're on cloud 9.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 года назад +9

      @@whengrapespop5728 How could you not finish your sentence??? How could you??? How???

    • @felixdom9693
      @felixdom9693 4 года назад +4

      Yeah very true.

  • @tgs4653
    @tgs4653 5 лет назад +3485

    Must of been a horrible injury if they did surgery with him still in his baseball uniform

    • @debidevalois4881
      @debidevalois4881 5 лет назад +298

      Yeah, that's what I thought too

    • @KQuinn672
      @KQuinn672 4 года назад +164

      Looks like broken arm

    • @tylerturman4557
      @tylerturman4557 4 года назад +71

      No they do that with sports injury’s.

    • @Cheesegoose3
      @Cheesegoose3 4 года назад +22

      Tyler Turman did same for me with soccer

    • @korymanuel6759
      @korymanuel6759 4 года назад +10

      Nothing major try having 14 knee surgeries

  • @helloworld-bu1vk
    @helloworld-bu1vk 6 лет назад +597

    1:05
    -Oh no cursing?! I thought we are at home
    -*We don‘t curse at home*
    lmao

    • @-Dark_
      @-Dark_ 5 лет назад

      TDFXX I’m your 600th like

  • @dthomason119
    @dthomason119 3 года назад +30

    I've had 7 ortho surgeries, so I've heard the stories of what I've been saying from my wife. This stuff is really powerful.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 лет назад +2277

    I feel amazing!
    I can't feel my toe nails...

  • @p9ris659
    @p9ris659 5 лет назад +1688

    *I WANNA SMOKE SUM PURP*
    *MOM : SINCE WHEN DO SMOKE*
    *DAD: DONT ANSWER THAT QUESTION*

    • @marceljep3492
      @marceljep3492 5 лет назад +148

      A man of honor

    • @kathyh4804
      @kathyh4804 4 года назад +34

      Lol!!!! They were probably shocked!

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 года назад +46

      Someone had a good birthday with dad lol

    • @ejimmichael5768
      @ejimmichael5768 4 года назад +35

      Dad has been in on it all along. They be rolling joints together

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +10

      p9ris go check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @sweetzlovin4239
    @sweetzlovin4239 4 года назад +1456

    The drugs got him feeling like a rapper 😆

  • @tenfourgaming940
    @tenfourgaming940 3 года назад +26

    This is totally hilarious, I’ve been under a few times and I’ve OD’d a bunch of times and the cocktail they give you has ket and benzodiazepines (and some barbiturates) so you’ve got literally no idea what’s going on when you’re coming out of it. It’s like being drunk, stoned, on a tiny little bit of heroin and just enough acid that you can’t comprehend reality that well. It’s a blast when it’s happening but the shit my family told me I was saying coming out of surgery was so embarrassing I’m just super glad no one recorded it. I feel you man, hope you’re well and never have to have surgery again x

  • @htx.slater7658
    @htx.slater7658 6 лет назад +1215

    He just snitched on himself about smokin weed 😂

    • @globalfrosty1369
      @globalfrosty1369 6 лет назад +2

      HTX.Slater pain meds

    • @htx.slater7658
      @htx.slater7658 6 лет назад +1

      Global Frosty what about em? Lol

    • @4k_shotz505
      @4k_shotz505 6 лет назад +3

      And cussing hahahaha

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 6 лет назад +22

      Normal people don't act like this after anesthesia. It doesn't make you tell your secrets or anything... It's basically like being really drunk with memory loss. You won't remember what you said 30 seconds apart and that's what makes people afraid that they said something weird. Don't say much of anything while waking up because you might let your guard down and accidentally include too much information while you're feeling so great.

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 лет назад +7

      HTX.Slater I’m going under anesthesia in a week and I know ima say some stupid shit so I’m having my best friend shut me up if she needs to. 😂
      I got stuff I’d rather not say 🤣

  • @rozi2089
    @rozi2089 6 лет назад +1425

    I bet his teammates cracked tha heck up with this one!

  • @erinmosley429
    @erinmosley429 6 лет назад +659

    Dad telling him not to answer when his mom asks what he’s been smoking. Real MVP.

    • @vx1297
      @vx1297 6 лет назад +37

      For real

    • @abduljabari7299
      @abduljabari7299 6 лет назад

      cLicKbre if I found out my son was smoking weed and he was 16-17 I wouldn’t be mad but I’ll let them know the side effects, weed won’t kill anyone, you have a higher chance of getting killed by aleve, aspirin, and pain medications than weed

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 6 лет назад

      Abdul Jabari Weed is illegal though and people go to jail for it.. so might wanna rethink that

    • @jennatools5049
      @jennatools5049 6 лет назад +1

      Kevin Anthony nah fam its legal

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 6 лет назад

      Jenna Tools It is legal in some states and illegal in others. Most states in the U.S have no legalized weed.. so I'm assuming it is illegal where the person commented lives

  • @KiwikimNZ
    @KiwikimNZ Год назад +10

    Oh let him swear. “Oh he’s cussing!” So what! That mother is so worried about what people are thinking! He can’t help it, it’s funny. He has no inhibitions and his brain can not understand what’s going on around him, the last thing when your in that state is thinking about a kid hearing you outside the door. I’m a nurse and it’s all good. Shut the door and let him
    Have a bit of fun so long as he’s not hurting himself or anyone else. I think he’s great we need more laughter in this world lol

    • @mbsheisey
      @mbsheisey 4 месяца назад +3

      You are absolutely right!

    • @MagicalImaginings23
      @MagicalImaginings23 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you! I’m glad somebody said it. I’ve seen many videos like this where the family members are telling the person coming out of anesthesia to be quiet, and I’m like… dude, this person cannot THINK clearly right now, so what do you mean “watch your mouth”? So annoying. They obviously don’t know how drugs work.

  • @staywoke558
    @staywoke558 5 лет назад +600

    5:57
    “Drugs are bad kids, don’t do this shit”
    “I mean, smoke spot”
    “I mean, shoot” 😭😭
    The cats been out of the bag kid it’s over

  • @sylviastaus3227
    @sylviastaus3227 7 лет назад +1746

    "Yo, yo, yo, 'lil joe, big toe, yo!" .....That's a really good rap... XD

    • @dawsonburns6025
      @dawsonburns6025 6 лет назад +3

      Sylvia Staus lmao that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @zionwatson7315
      @zionwatson7315 6 лет назад +4

      that's a bar

    • @ryleighwilliams3929
      @ryleighwilliams3929 6 лет назад +3

      Sylvia Staus right as I read your comment the guy said it, creepy

    • @D4RKBRU73
      @D4RKBRU73 6 лет назад

      Sounds 100% like BIG SHAQ

    • @S4NSE
      @S4NSE 6 лет назад +1

      Ryleigh Staus that's not creepy at all lol to someone it had to happen

  • @leotrovatomusic
    @leotrovatomusic 6 лет назад +612

    "I'm gonna sleep now" - closes his eyes for 3 seconds and wakes up again - "Oh my god I feel amazing!" 😂😂this guy made my day hahaha

  • @fsanchez13
    @fsanchez13 7 дней назад +2

    I've seen this off and on over the years still one of the best/funniest videos on RUclips!

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 4 года назад +1944

    When I woke up from surgery, first thing I asked was: "is it over??" And a nurse came to me and said "yes, you're in the recovery room now" and then I proceeded to thoroughly express my love to everyone around me, and also invite all the nurses out for dinner. Good times.

    • @OGCrick
      @OGCrick 4 года назад +122

      I came out of surgery and asked 'are you open all night. When are you closing'

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avila9861
      @avila9861 4 года назад +20

      RustyBlade sooooo, did the nurses come for dinner?

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 года назад +36

      @@avila9861 Nope, still on raincheck

    • @gluebottle2444
      @gluebottle2444 4 года назад +22

      i did the same thing lol i took off my shirt and tried to hug all of the nurses and tell them how good they did

  • @roarroon1666
    @roarroon1666 5 лет назад +1270

    Why r they getting pissed at him lol like he has no clue no what’s going on xD

    • @LupixSubscribe
      @LupixSubscribe 5 лет назад +46

      That doesnt allow his parents to restrict him from swearing

    • @whitewavegsd4479
      @whitewavegsd4479 5 лет назад +35

      It’s just a normal thing for the parents to say. To tell their kid to stop swearing.

    • @dannybrockman2492
      @dannybrockman2492 5 лет назад +4

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @redacted1944
      @redacted1944 5 лет назад +5

      Lupix they’re his parents and that’s what allows them to tell him to stop swearing

    • @peacebeuponus129
      @peacebeuponus129 5 лет назад +1

      Lupix ...nah. In some families,you get smacked for that

  • @sophievogel8116
    @sophievogel8116 5 лет назад +660

    3:28 😂 best part. “I’m sayin bad words!? Oh my god! Pottymouth... I’m goin to sleep.” 😂

    • @geonosi
      @geonosi 5 лет назад +6

      I am deceased 😂😂😂

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +8

      Mom: dont cuss
      Guy: there are childrens? Oh shit"

    • @Decaturdan
      @Decaturdan 5 лет назад +2

      “Im rated R”
      “Drugs are bad”
      “Smoke pot”
      “Shoot”

    • @mahz2582
      @mahz2582 5 лет назад

      I saw that while reading this comment

  • @nascartargetcupseries2579
    @nascartargetcupseries2579 3 года назад +12

    “SPINNIN ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IM IN THE NASCAR 500” i felt that💯

  • @robinjackson7540
    @robinjackson7540 5 лет назад +1053

    "Aye knuckle me up right now, knuckle me up righ now, naw I feel amazing, no pain, what's pain, what's pain...... WHAT IS PAYNE!?"

  • @stephaanieeeeliseee4020
    @stephaanieeeeliseee4020 6 лет назад +487

    I feel f*cking amazing! Dad: hey, hey no cursing. Son: oh what? I thought we were at home... Dad: what?! You don't curse at home
    😂😂😂😂

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 4 года назад +1611

    I have a feeling this kid is a handful even when he's not high, lol.

    • @najmanoor6255
      @najmanoor6255 4 года назад +49

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 4 года назад +94

      Nah this kind of shit will turn the quietest kid wild

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 года назад +26

      Don Jon watch your mouth there are children around

    • @whitelily3474
      @whitelily3474 4 года назад +1

      Agree🤣🤣🤣

    • @andyd3447
      @andyd3447 4 года назад +3

      yeah most teenagers are.

  • @kreonn1
    @kreonn1 3 года назад +22

    absolutely cool guy. i'm sorry that his parents are ashamed of him and that they keep reproaching him.
    the parents should learn to relax a little. the boy is under surveillance on drugs and just feels good.
    they'd better share the joy with him.

    • @bowzerthedog1130
      @bowzerthedog1130 2 месяца назад

      they are not ashamed of him, for god sake’s. Give the mom a break.

  • @twistedgooner6472
    @twistedgooner6472 5 лет назад +1592

    Mums getting embarrassed she needs to calm down lol

    • @Thehammer32
      @Thehammer32 5 лет назад +7

      I know right

    • @eliray39
      @eliray39 5 лет назад +72

      @@blake2631 Damn, who hurt you?

    • @OG-zv3lz
      @OG-zv3lz 5 лет назад +1

      MY GUY LACA! Much love!!

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 лет назад +28

      @@eliray39 sorry these type of people trigger me. If you wanna know the truth my mom was the same way. It's called a control freak. They try to control every situation and make everything about them. They also love drama or they wouldn't introduce themselves into others situations. They then go on to try to make themselves the center of attention to try and insert dominance and control over the other person so they then can later feel good about themselves and tell there little brain "yeah, i won, yeah, im always right" so they can actually feel relevant and needed but in fact no one needs these type of people and I think why they do it is because deep down they know no one wants or needs them so they try to lash out and control other people's situations because that's the only time they can feel like an authority figure and be under there own made up illusion that they helped the person but it's really there own self crying for attention.

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 лет назад +21

      @Abhilass N Who are you to know how "all" mom's are supposed to act, you know it all internet gangster. I don't feel like explaining anything to you because your IQ couldn't handle it and what are you thinking calling people "idiots" and telling them to "shut the hell up" on the internet hiding behind your little computer or phone screen all safe and junk. Like what are going to do if I don't? Comment me to death? You sound real tough kid. Grow up...I'd feel bad if you didn't at least do that before I made a complete fool out of you and I've only just begun.

  • @Striker_2
    @Striker_2 6 лет назад +940

    “Put your head down”
    “OK”
    LMFAO!!!

  • @isabellaw1070
    @isabellaw1070 5 лет назад +1597

    How an they get mad at him for cussing when he’s drugged? Lol

    • @YamzUtd
      @YamzUtd 5 лет назад +38

      Thats whay im thinking

    • @naomidunagan1342
      @naomidunagan1342 5 лет назад +69

      Why would they have kids there in the first place with a teenage boy

    • @uglyr8887
      @uglyr8887 5 лет назад +30

      L S D the dad is laughing the whole tilt and the mom is just embarrassed calm down

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 лет назад +12

      Naomi because they tend to work on teens in children’s hospitals

    • @mr.2gr33dy7
      @mr.2gr33dy7 4 года назад +1

      2nd hand embarrassment

  • @wealthcomplicated4713
    @wealthcomplicated4713 2 года назад +11

    When they put me into surgery for my fractured wrist I felt like i went through a portal of the past of people that have been in that hospital. Trippiest experience I've ever been in it was like I left my body and came back. When I woke up I thought I was being captured and I tried yelling help to the nurses walking pass the room but they ignired me and then i would fall asleep quick. It just keep looping back to me waking up thinking im captured and yelling help lmao. After i was more aware I started looking around for the doctor that did the surgery, to over thank him for saving my life in a non-life threatening surgery.

    • @alisonjanssen2728
      @alisonjanssen2728 Год назад +1

      My son did the same.. broke his foot when he was 10. Coming out of anesthesia, kept thanking the doctors and nurses. "Thank you for saving my life. There are good people in the world"🤣🤣🤣. They said he was the most polite patient.

  • @anthonykelly3878
    @anthonykelly3878 5 лет назад +918

    “Can u use PG language”
    Nah I’m rated R

  • @arlenecentral6952
    @arlenecentral6952 5 лет назад +1847

    He look like the the fast kid from the incredibles

  • @haylieprice9569
    @haylieprice9569 3 года назад +4142

    “Holy fuck”
    “Dylan there’s children stop cussing”
    “Aww here’s children? Shit”

    • @somethingcool9168
      @somethingcool9168 3 года назад +40

      I felt that

    • @Ethan-uq2ew
      @Ethan-uq2ew 3 года назад +17

      "you had us in the first half"

    • @skylineXpert
      @skylineXpert 3 года назад +9

      you should have been there when i got my xray taken after a nasty fall during a half marathon.
      I was coming good during the first lap and then: smock, i trip over a carpet mat and the left elbow and rib casing takes teh fall and twist my neck a we bit.
      After xray i asked: any children, the nurse said no.
      I let it rip like captain haddock in several foreign languages.
      Luckely nothing was broken and recovery was fine.

    • @brendenstahl7007
      @brendenstahl7007 3 года назад +2

      Lazarbeam cussing at family event

    • @JoseDaPrimo
      @JoseDaPrimo 3 года назад +1

      @@skylineXpert were you high?

  • @Megan-bw2ep
    @Megan-bw2ep 3 года назад +16

    I love how almost all of the people on anesthesia do what they're told but still do whatever afterwards

  • @ichi8088
    @ichi8088 6 лет назад +2036

    yo yo yo lil joe big toe yo😂

    • @ricci3950
      @ricci3950 6 лет назад

      What part is that?

    • @ichi8088
      @ichi8088 6 лет назад

      @@ricci3950 Lol like the middle or beginning I think😂

    • @5thdmt
      @5thdmt 6 лет назад

      Bars

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 лет назад

      Lol you know this guy sounds like a drunk rock lee

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 лет назад

      In dubbed

  • @kallibaer32
    @kallibaer32 5 лет назад +943

    'Drugs are bad kids...smoke pot'
    hahaha

    • @k9sway
      @k9sway 5 лет назад

      kallibaer32 pot is not a drug its a plant

    • @shwetranjan1923
      @shwetranjan1923 5 лет назад +6

      @@k9sway are u really that dumb?

    • @crocodile2501
      @crocodile2501 5 лет назад +4

      @@k9sway I think pot should be legal, but that argument is so autistic. It's like saying Opium isn't a drug because it's a poppy.

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 5 лет назад +1

      @@crocodile2501 thank you. People are in fucking denile like crazy over the word "drug". And cocaine is scraped off the coca leaves. Then you hear "well they're cut with stuff" yeah you're right! Lol pure opium and coca would be way more potent and addictive if it wasn't stomped on after the plant. If something can treat something it is considered and classified as a drug. So by making marijuana legal and medicinal it actual back fired because before it was an illegal plant and now it's a *drug* that treats all kind of things. Ppl need to stop getting sensitive nips and triggered over made up words (which all words are).

    • @tristanyow3356
      @tristanyow3356 5 лет назад

      I smok weed

  • @someguy1688
    @someguy1688 6 лет назад +822

    0:33 one of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @null3070
    @null3070 Год назад +8

    I do remember that after waking up from my eye surgery, I had this urge to talk and tell everything that was on my mind. I had this other patient next to me that I heard was also a nurse, so I started discussing this philosophical thought on how does nurses treat patients that are also nurses . I remember the nurses in the room being amused with all of it. I am an introvert but with after effect from anesthesia I am this other persona.

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 4 года назад +2342

    He's drugged man, give him a break

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +8

      Beardedman
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @lewisdixon6203
      @lewisdixon6203 4 года назад +11

      looks like he already had one

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 года назад +69

      Ikr his folks telling him off like he knows what's hes doing 🙄

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 года назад +4

      @@dylan.schiddy I guess he'll leave a comment and a like if he wants.. Jeesh..

    • @Africanvillageactivities
      @Africanvillageactivities 4 года назад +1

      I agree with you

  • @dblocknyc
    @dblocknyc 4 года назад +579

    "Oh no cursing?"
    "NO"
    "i thought we were home" 🤣😂🤣

  • @rodgeyd6728
    @rodgeyd6728 5 лет назад +410

    " There better not be any video of me on this shit " 😁😁

    • @rodgeyd6728
      @rodgeyd6728 5 лет назад

      @Shania James I think it's a local or general anesthetic , must have been a bad break or operation on his arm . The wisdom teeth videos are funny to .

  • @nicholas8476
    @nicholas8476 Месяц назад +2

    "We apologize." "We don't let him curse at home." "Oh, F*CK!" 🤣🤣

  • @mw2264
    @mw2264 5 лет назад +1356

    1:23 This is the reason why i am afraid to be on anesthesia in a hospital

    • @LooLsmooth
      @LooLsmooth 5 лет назад +180

      Damn i'm also afraid. Nothing worse than self-snitching lmao

    • @gusgus420
      @gusgus420 5 лет назад +18

      Me too bruuuuh

    • @Elias-qp7cz
      @Elias-qp7cz 5 лет назад +36

      Gus bro I was on anesthesia and I was also afraid of this happening but you’re in control of what you say. This kid overplayed it, I felt weird and high but I was able to suppress some thoughts/prevent myself from saying things.

    • @officialcritz4554
      @officialcritz4554 5 лет назад +7

      I gotta get my. Wisdom teeth removed in a week and i really hope im sane

    • @Gigihappened
      @Gigihappened 5 лет назад +12

      Guys I’m terrified of being on anesthesia for my wisdom teeth. My mom is super uptight so if I say anything bad she’s gonna be really upset with me even if I can’t control what I say

  • @glgl1472
    @glgl1472 4 года назад +2869

    I've been a nurse for 40 years and I've never seen anyone act like this usually they are just real chill.

    • @quinny6920
      @quinny6920 4 года назад +184

      It also has an adverse effect on me! Lol. I get all hyped up too

    • @nicolevigo5349
      @nicolevigo5349 4 года назад +422

      I woke up from my thyroid surgery asking where my baby I just gave birth to was lol

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 года назад +38

      @@nicolevigo5349 😂😂deddddddde

    • @lillmzraw8730
      @lillmzraw8730 4 года назад +44

      Times have changed, honey.

    • @gotnokush
      @gotnokush 4 года назад +60

      Yea it’s cause they are over reacting for the camera. Everyone wants to go viral now.

  • @Matt-dv9mf
    @Matt-dv9mf 4 года назад +1488

    5:46 to the end is amazing
    "I'm rated R... Arrr!" then he laughs at his own joke and so does his dad 😂
    “Drugs are bad kids, don’t do this shittttttt.
    I mean, smoke pot. I mean... shoot.” Pure gold

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +11

      Matt
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @tomco7514
      @tomco7514 4 года назад +5

      He knows what's good 😆

  • @ihaveaname4109
    @ihaveaname4109 3 года назад +3

    "Yo yo YO! little Joe! With TOE!!!"
    I'M CRYING... Lol

  • @3mro463
    @3mro463 4 года назад +850

    “Put your head down”
    OKEH *slams head onto the bed*

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 года назад +3

      Amr Alqurashi
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @rachellbruce5586
      @rachellbruce5586 4 года назад +1

      time?

    • @3mro463
      @3mro463 4 года назад +3

      Rachell Bruce 0:51

  • @sidqi2106
    @sidqi2106 5 лет назад +556

    This is the reason why I am afraid to do this... Imma snitch on myself on everything lol

  • @domenick00
    @domenick00 6 лет назад +586

    Dillon....stop cussing....Oh...I thought we were at home....lmao

    • @lemur8088
      @lemur8088 6 лет назад +6

      DOM ITALIA yea just rat out the parents

  • @christianpatriot7196
    @christianpatriot7196 9 дней назад +1

    Knuckle bang choo-choo L O L. I almost peed myself and it’s a good thing. I wasn’t sipping on my coffee at that very moment.🤣🤣🤣🤣