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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • linktr.ee/jonc...
    Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity:
    Kingsley / itskingsleybitch
    Flula / djflula
    Anna Akana / annaakana
    Steve Zaragoza / stevezaragoza
    MysteryGuitarMan / mysteryguitarman
    Timothy DeLaGhetto bit.ly/19o3wq3
    Jack Douglass / jacksfilms
    VERSE 1
    I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
    My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
    My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
    It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens
    Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame
    I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
    After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
    I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
    I conjure fame with challenge vids and
    I play drinking games to target kids and
    I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee
    Welcome, welcome to the RUclips Culture
    The RUclips Cult
    VERSE 2
    Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair
    If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
    Hopping town to town in my first class flight
    Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
    RUclipsrs had morals back in 2011
    More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
    Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in
    Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
    I idolize your idle eyes and
    I'm monetizing kissing guys and
    I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it
    Welcome, welcome to my RUclips Lifestyle
    RUclips Lie
    Welcome, welcome to the RUclips Culture
    The RUclips Cult
    BRIDGE
    There's a mystery to being at the top
    People think I'm divine
    But the truth, I'm no hero
    I just play one online
    VERSE 3
    I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
    Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
    So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible
    I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples
    I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
    They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three
    So love me, and I'll love you more
    Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
    I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and
    You are not, so worship at my RUclips sale
    I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
    Welcome, welcome to the RUclips Sensation
    The RUclips Sin
    Welcome, welcome to my RUclips Lifestyle
    RUclips Lie
    Welcome, welcome
    I said welcome to the RUclips Cult

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @hiphillbert
    @hiphillbert 7 лет назад +3597

    Honestly, my favorite part is when Anna walks past during "I'm priviliged, white, rich, and male...".

  • @laylan3711
    @laylan3711 4 года назад +12299

    love how the older this gets the more relevant it becomes. huh.

    • @kendramccarthy6880
      @kendramccarthy6880 4 года назад +169

      I bought it when it first came out and I didnt even REALIZE it was literally 4 years ago

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 года назад +21

      Damn, u right.

    • @beetlejuicemikey
      @beetlejuicemikey 4 года назад +52

      It's also that we are more aware now. It's been this way for years lol

    • @doughnutdelicious492
      @doughnutdelicious492 4 года назад +71

      RUclips keeps getting worse, sadly. Its golden age is gone, now its turning into RUclips's downfall

    • @dxmon.slayer1931
      @dxmon.slayer1931 4 года назад +8

      Ikr 😂😂

  • @Agmolly
    @Agmolly 7 лет назад +10553

    Hmm, I wonder why Jon didn't get invited to the rewind...

  • @bloomfilms
    @bloomfilms 4 года назад +3840

    This video ages like a fine wine.

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 8 лет назад +7471

    Yo lemme get some of that Koolaid

  • @aaliyah.4650
    @aaliyah.4650 6 лет назад +10432

    “Priveliged, white, and rich, and male”
    ANNA IN THE BACKGROUNDDD

    • @LilyRose-nl4bn
      @LilyRose-nl4bn 5 лет назад +70

      Aaliyah. Ikr! I thought no one else saw that!!

    • @blbbrs
      @blbbrs 5 лет назад +157

      when I read anna in the background I read it like you would sing Michael In the Bathroom from BMC

    • @chenudeen4645
      @chenudeen4645 5 лет назад +80

      @@blbbrs Anna in the background at a party~

    • @hm-px3zc
      @hm-px3zc 5 лет назад +31

      Anna in the background at a party

    • @alarlar
      @alarlar 5 лет назад +4

      3ounsory

  • @Ag3ntNengo
    @Ag3ntNengo 8 лет назад +5621

    "I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and--"
    *mildly disturbed Anna passes by in the background*

    • @hummingbee_
      @hummingbee_ 6 лет назад +8

      mango nengo lol

    • @anotsocheerio755
      @anotsocheerio755 5 лет назад +34

      I've been looking for this comment for ages

    • @StarDust-th6fm
      @StarDust-th6fm 5 лет назад +49

      I was the thousands like and you have no idea how satisfying it was to turn that 999 to 1k

    • @anotsocheerio755
      @anotsocheerio755 5 лет назад +10

      @@StarDust-th6fm HA!

    • @艾雯丽
      @艾雯丽 5 лет назад +5

      XD

  • @TylerLeeJones
    @TylerLeeJones Год назад +885

    good to know i wasn't the only one that thought of this, colleen's vid is basically the antithesis of this, especially since this is a well written song

  • @privsoph4755
    @privsoph4755 6 лет назад +6494

    jon cozart: breathes
    me: *claps* amazing

    • @aname6104
      @aname6104 6 лет назад +33

      Sophia Binas I’d pay for that on itunes

    • @juliecole5192
      @juliecole5192 6 лет назад +48

      He doesnt even need to breath to be amazing
      Shit that sounded better in my head now it just sounds creepy

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 5 лет назад +4

      that's so very ironic hahaha

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 5 лет назад

      @@juliecole5192 AHAH

    • @catmaeda
      @catmaeda 5 лет назад +2

      jon cozart: a
      me: oMG GENIUS

  • @novalee621
    @novalee621 8 лет назад +1793

    "they purchase my biography despite the fact i'm 23"
    that shade at connor franta though

    • @ilovepizza4808
      @ilovepizza4808 8 лет назад +8

      Lolzor

    • @polly4531
      @polly4531 8 лет назад +22

      Brazilian youtubers are worst. A 12 kid has a biography. '-' so... U are not that bad.

    • @DogCannonn
      @DogCannonn 8 лет назад +18

      Not really ? Most youtubers had books about there life despite being 23-25 range also most of them did say stuff like my life is still going ?

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 8 лет назад +5

      DogCannon it's a joooooooke

    • @DogCannonn
      @DogCannonn 8 лет назад +3

      +jhubeJELLO and I know that it's just the person said that he's throwing shade directly at Connor :P

  • @guavaman925
    @guavaman925 8 лет назад +2092

    He was just throwing shade throughout the whole song.

  • @reyofsunshine6486
    @reyofsunshine6486 5 лет назад +3848

    Ugh, it f r u s t r a t e s me that after *three years* of just not thinking about this, my mind is just "you should go listen to RUclips cult-"
    So here I am

  • @ellie_kc
    @ellie_kc 8 лет назад +3651

    The amount of shade thrown in this vid.... Does the sun even exist anymore? I love it

    • @crazyhay1238
      @crazyhay1238 8 лет назад +4

      yepp i thought so too!!

    • @hannahh467
      @hannahh467 8 лет назад

      Football_Girl21 *^*

    • @flufthepuff6191
      @flufthepuff6191 8 лет назад +1

      Hollie Buckey lol I thought snapchat

    • @carolineweaver76
      @carolineweaver76 7 лет назад +7

      Look how many likes this comment has😝

    • @scarbloodworth1395
      @scarbloodworth1395 7 лет назад +6

      Football_Girl21 me too. It's like a solar eclipse in here😂😂😂😂

  • @mochija_t2852
    @mochija_t2852 7 лет назад +4543

    anna saying "subscribe!" at the end before dying sums up the entire song lmao

    • @natalieomg
      @natalieomg 7 лет назад +7

      ikr

    • @raindash8744
      @raindash8744 7 лет назад +13

      Phil Lester Is An Angel phil Lester is indeed an angel

    • @carolinecady5505
      @carolinecady5505 6 лет назад +8

      The internet is here. The internet is great. Hello fellow phans

    • @Meh-uo3fb
      @Meh-uo3fb 6 лет назад +3

      Caroline Cady can I join in too?

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 года назад +2

      not really lol

  • @twaimz
    @twaimz 8 лет назад +4313

    Sipping my tea

    • @Erik-wb2xl
      @Erik-wb2xl 8 лет назад +20

      why weren't you there

    • @biancablueberry8010
      @biancablueberry8010 8 лет назад +8

      Gurl you here too ?

    • @michtan
      @michtan 8 лет назад +11

      TWAIMZ!

    • @kaylebrood2644
      @kaylebrood2644 8 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @kaylebrood2644
      @kaylebrood2644 8 лет назад +13

      Twaimz I had a good idea for a song for you, it's could be called "Issas cheer" and just make it about you😂 but hey, you do you

  • @5lizardsinatrenchcoat546
    @5lizardsinatrenchcoat546 Год назад +403

    imagine making an unironic version of this song as an "apology"

  • @tgnben
    @tgnben 8 лет назад +5242

    I'd love to see the FineBros do a RUclipsr's React to this video. Watch them all sit there with awkward smiles on their faces and laugh nervously.

  • @jacksfilms
    @jacksfilms 8 лет назад +7144

    Well done, man. Also I'm very sorry for 3:07 because I definitely thought I was out of frame WEEEEEE

  • @bleujaye
    @bleujaye 5 лет назад +4081

    “I idolize your idle eyes”
    THAT’S SUCH A GOOD LYRIC

    • @thetruth830
      @thetruth830 4 года назад +11

      1.3k likes and no replies? Fine, guess I'll do it.

    • @varianzero7469
      @varianzero7469 4 года назад +4

      The Truth I’ll second that

    • @goldeviolets4314
      @goldeviolets4314 4 года назад +4

      THIRD Y’ALL

    • @cannothandle22
      @cannothandle22 4 года назад +9

      Reminds me of Olivia (a song by One Direction) where the lyric goes "I'm idolizing the light in your eyes"

    • @coreyklaustermeier7329
      @coreyklaustermeier7329 4 года назад +26

      The word play in this song is amazing. “I idolize your idle eyes” “I put the “I” in defy, and suddenly you deify me”

  • @Paola-ob4rv
    @Paola-ob4rv Год назад +149

    Colleen stealing old video ideas for her “apology” thinking no one would notice

  • @MiracleLoverx
    @MiracleLoverx 6 лет назад +1001

    Never heard someone sing the word "I" so beautifully.

  • @ricefolyfe5764
    @ricefolyfe5764 8 лет назад +2753

    2 VIDEOS IN ONE MONTH WHAT IS THIS

  • @flula
    @flula 8 лет назад +558

    Why is Everyone speaking of throwing some Shade? This Room did have very Even Lighting!

    • @DonnaIRL
      @DonnaIRL 8 лет назад +22

      +Flula shade reduces brightness. this video was too bright with all these youtube stars, you know? :D

    • @elizabethvilla2276
      @elizabethvilla2276 6 лет назад

      Flula e

  • @oxiclean5407
    @oxiclean5407 5 лет назад +2027

    I just realized the "koolaid" is a reference to the cult in Jonestown.

    • @Geoffrey454
      @Geoffrey454 4 года назад +104

      Yeah drink the Koolaid is a common expression because of Jim Jones and his cult

    • @brendano3735
      @brendano3735 4 года назад +31

      i mean... it always has been

    • @ccbot5000
      @ccbot5000 4 года назад +24

      Medina ruiz06 same I’ve watched this so many times and I JUST got that

    • @spideyspinn
      @spideyspinn 4 года назад +13

      @@ccbot5000 same, and I didn't notice 1:52 until now as well.

    • @borantandogan5524
      @borantandogan5524 4 года назад +14

      although they used flavoraid in that cult thing lol

  • @mountviewtpastudent6652
    @mountviewtpastudent6652 8 лет назад +781

    this would be the best "welcome to my channel" video

  • @liyah3915
    @liyah3915 7 лет назад +396

    " we're not heroes we just play some online " probably my favorite part of the song hahaha

  • @user-wq2iv3cq2h
    @user-wq2iv3cq2h 8 лет назад +1161

    Okay but why isn't anyone wonDERING ABOUT JACK'S MOIST ARMPITS.
    MOIST

    • @jasminnova7190
      @jasminnova7190 8 лет назад +28

      _moist_

    • @j_0anna
      @j_0anna 8 лет назад +11

      To be fair, Jon also had a pretty moist right arm pit (on the left hand side for us viewers).

    • @ihascutsiepie4023
      @ihascutsiepie4023 8 лет назад +3

      iDK WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT BUT IM LIKING UR COMMENT BC OF UR PROFILE PIC

    • @sulebtr2033
      @sulebtr2033 8 лет назад +4

      |-/

    • @annisanadhila7378
      @annisanadhila7378 8 лет назад +4

      I mean, when are his pits not moist?

  • @Coulingable
    @Coulingable 4 года назад +1506

    Remember when you could have this many people in a room with no masks

    • @adriannawelch6990
      @adriannawelch6990 4 года назад +16

      The old days

    • @ivanna1832
      @ivanna1832 3 года назад +12

      1:47

    • @Isa-qz9mb
      @Isa-qz9mb 3 года назад +1

      Good timez

    • @jopu7004
      @jopu7004 3 года назад +6

      That actually hurt

    • @Coulingable
      @Coulingable 3 года назад +5

      Tfw it's been 8 months since I made this comment and not much has changed :))))))

  • @water_melon4742
    @water_melon4742 7 лет назад +509

    This is the official unofficial theme song for RUclips

    • @aleadorunda3030
      @aleadorunda3030 7 лет назад +11

      And we are all assholes talking to a camera

    • @hunterhendrick5793
      @hunterhendrick5793 7 лет назад +3

      Sometimes that's a good thing! And it's unofficial official theme song for RUclips.

  • @galaxymoonface332
    @galaxymoonface332 7 лет назад +503

    so I didn't write my book
    Jesus didn't write the bible

    • @SuperUnfunny
      @SuperUnfunny 7 лет назад +4

      galaxy moonface well the RUclipsr is real and gods not

    • @galaxymoonface8317
      @galaxymoonface8317 6 лет назад +1

      Omg found my old account that I forgot the password to

    • @ogspades5117
      @ogspades5117 6 лет назад

      galaxy moonface wtf

    • @mmmtacobaguett
      @mmmtacobaguett 6 лет назад +1

      Then again Jesus never claimed to have written it (he was kinda long dead)

    • @alejandrasstardust3308
      @alejandrasstardust3308 6 лет назад

      SuperUnfunny lie

  • @gigi-eg8lh
    @gigi-eg8lh 8 лет назад +493

    I love how flula casually screwed the lid on the bottle before he fell. practical even whilst dying.

    • @HumanCalzone
      @HumanCalzone 8 лет назад

      Right

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 8 лет назад +1

      I noticed that too xD

    • @OneStealthyNinja
      @OneStealthyNinja 8 лет назад +49

      German efficiency.

    • @scooby25611
      @scooby25611 8 лет назад +2

      +gigi227 by screwed, I thought you meant like, in the sexual way, and I replayed the video three times, wondering where the hell this happened. Pfffft. I totally read this comment completely wrong.

  • @fernatticus5134
    @fernatticus5134 4 года назад +169

    This is the youtube version of Art is Dead by Bo Burnum

    • @stardusttodust25
      @stardusttodust25 3 года назад +6

      Omg I love that song and you are right!

    • @Jamsalt
      @Jamsalt 3 года назад +4

      More like Repeat Stuff

  • @__-yl8gz
    @__-yl8gz 6 лет назад +2246

    1:30
    Jacksfilms random dance moves
    Alexander Jamming it

    • @peej5177
      @peej5177 5 лет назад +33

      I enjoyed this comment way too much

    • @cats5355
      @cats5355 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @izzyartist8206
      @izzyartist8206 5 лет назад +2

      Omg YESSS

    • @israelarja9457
      @israelarja9457 5 лет назад +1

      Izzy Artist omg your name is my nickname

    • @nc249
      @nc249 5 лет назад +5

      Okay but Jack's pit marks

  • @emmasanidad3623
    @emmasanidad3623 6 лет назад +1371

    "i didnt write my book"
    "jesus didnt write the bible"
    this lyric is everythingggg

    • @fruitsnacks155
      @fruitsnacks155 4 года назад +6

      ugh but he did. well i guess if you understand theology

    • @AlleyWolf123
      @AlleyWolf123 2 года назад +20

      @@fruitsnacks155 he didn’t; other people wrote his ideals and teachings

  • @lucymoon
    @lucymoon 8 лет назад +1231

    the virgins line though

  • @brennam5596
    @brennam5596 Год назад +38

    this is what colleen thought she did

  • @shelbeee4386
    @shelbeee4386 6 лет назад +4111

    “so i didn’t write my book”
    *”JESUS DIDN’T WRITE THE BIBLE”*
    le gasp-

    • @wuggieofthehood3711
      @wuggieofthehood3711 6 лет назад +6

      Lol love Kingsley

    • @loserrr_shocked3783
      @loserrr_shocked3783 6 лет назад +22

      *S* *H* *O* *O* *K* *E* *T* *H*

    • @tuna1564
      @tuna1564 6 лет назад +12

      le EPIC gasp~

    • @sacrable5423
      @sacrable5423 6 лет назад +16

      I would like but 666 likes I don't want to ruin it

    • @tobyw.8946
      @tobyw.8946 6 лет назад +5

      In a YIAY video by Jacksfilms he gets irritated us people keep saying they wanna know the ghostwriter for the yiay book. lol

  • @coreyklaustermeier3244
    @coreyklaustermeier3244 6 лет назад +6070

    "I idolize your idle eyes" that's perfect. Good wordplay and accurate description of 90% of RUclipsrs. And I loved the "I put the I in defy, and suddenly you deify me" line. He is so clever to come up with all the play-on-words.

    • @yiklongtay6029
      @yiklongtay6029 5 лет назад +177

      Sensation-sin
      Lifestyle-lie
      Cuture-cult
      I respect the hell out of his ability to write lyrics

    • @ttfresh
      @ttfresh 5 лет назад +45

      Quality to quantity

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 5 лет назад +153

      "I spread my message through the world with 12 year old disciples" is super clever because its referring to Jesus' 12 disciples stressing how they compare themselves to gods while at the same time referring to the fact their fans that follow them so religiously are 12 years old. Its even more prominent since a different person says "year old" as if its meant to be in parenthesis and I LOVE IT.

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 года назад +22

      More virgins than al-qaeda heaven

    • @CollinGerberding
      @CollinGerberding 4 года назад +19

      The biggest reason I subscribed is his lyricism.

  • @LillySingh
    @LillySingh 8 лет назад +11329

    LOL I died. So good Jon. Amazingly funny and witty!! xo

  • @vmmvnny5457
    @vmmvnny5457 Год назад +81

    anyone here to rememeber how jon predicted the worse youtube apology with a uke EVER

    • @Surachi_
      @Surachi_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      And the fact that it is the opposite from Collens. Mwah chefs kiss

  • @churdle92
    @churdle92 6 лет назад +4310

    WAIT. At 0:24 when he sings “I exploit fandoms for a bottom line” he has his flower crown replaced with Mickey ears
    Because
    After ever after
    Did.
    Just.
    That.

    • @MistyMizzle
      @MistyMizzle 5 лет назад +65

      Clayton Hurdle OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT

    • @kenleigh_the_nerd9935
      @kenleigh_the_nerd9935 5 лет назад +57

      That was literally the point (not hating just saying the truth)

    • @snakerrr9384
      @snakerrr9384 5 лет назад +17

      @@kenleigh_the_nerd9935 oh no shit but many didn't realize it

    • @nedgooel
      @nedgooel 5 лет назад +2

      Um I-

    • @WiWillemijn
      @WiWillemijn 5 лет назад +3

      I heard ex boyfriends
      Now I get it lol

  • @chloemalcolm6447
    @chloemalcolm6447 8 лет назад +1392

    WOAH THERE...
    Too much truth in one video!
    Calm Down!

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 8 лет назад +1

      Here's the thing, none of it is true. None of these guys do what the lyrics suggest. Others do, but those who do it do not represent RUclips. The people who starred in this video do.
      For freely insulting the "lesser" part of youtube, they sound really arrogant and it makes it harder to like them. And I say that as someone who's been subscribed to half of them for a long time.

    • @captainwilts2244
      @captainwilts2244 8 лет назад +11

      +Blauze I don't really watch most of the you tubers in this vid but I'd say that these people are obviously not part of the Rich privileged British club. I mean with the exception of Tyler Oakly none of that crowd has integrity. The fact that Zoella is a household name kind've concerns me with the way that RUclips can be packaged by companies which is happening to the vlogging community.

    • @chloemalcolm6447
      @chloemalcolm6447 8 лет назад +11

      Blauze Dude, calm down. It was a joke.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 8 лет назад +3

      Chloe Malcolm Yeah, I know. Sorry if I sounded pissed or something, I wasn't.

    • @user-bw7vo2fm1n
      @user-bw7vo2fm1n 8 лет назад +10

      +Captainwilts What makes you think Tyler Oakley has integrity?
      "I exploit fandoms for a bottom line" basically epitomises him.

  • @berrystically
    @berrystically 8 лет назад +1209

    i felt the burn for tyler, connor, alfie, etc lol

    • @ssunshroom
      @ssunshroom 8 лет назад +16

      not Connor :(

    • @ellamedley7558
      @ellamedley7558 8 лет назад +89

      Zoe

    • @berrystically
      @berrystically 8 лет назад +119

      emily montalvo coming out when i have something to sell? may be joey graceffa or shane too but lets be real, it seems like a general burn to the 'coming out' videos

    • @ganiisness
      @ganiisness 8 лет назад +31

      +Flower Power Up such a burn for the gleam team

    • @JulianVJacobs
      @JulianVJacobs 8 лет назад +42

      And Joey. Joey was dragged asf. whoops.

  • @aquatis1721
    @aquatis1721 4 года назад +179

    Let’s all just acknowledge Anna walking through the back during “privileged, white, and rich, and male” (2:24)

  • @alysonswindler279
    @alysonswindler279 8 лет назад +1198

    I've honestly watched this WAY too many times

  • @shaylahh2420
    @shaylahh2420 8 лет назад +4300

    "when you bought the book I didn't write"
    shots fired on zoella

    • @antsized8269
      @antsized8269 8 лет назад +1

      why?

    • @shaylahh2420
      @shaylahh2420 8 лет назад +167

      +AntSized she didn't write her own book. She hired a ghost writer (someone who wrote the book for her but didn't get any credit for it).

    • @antsized8269
      @antsized8269 8 лет назад +10

      +shay H aah, yeah I remember. well as long as it's entertaining and the fiction is hers - I'm good 😂

    • @shaylahh2420
      @shaylahh2420 8 лет назад +113

      +AntSized yea. Knowing that made me really think about which RUclipsrs are actually putting all there own effort in their channel

    • @wellhello8268
      @wellhello8268 8 лет назад +2

      Damn right!

  • @XOfficialNessax
    @XOfficialNessax 8 лет назад +1422

    "I didn't write my book.."
    "Jesus didn't write the bible!"

  • @mattieefaye
    @mattieefaye 4 года назад +544

    it’s 2020 and this is still both relevant and iconic

    • @gwenk903
      @gwenk903 3 года назад +2

      It's 8 months later, still relevant

    • @utkarshsingh1359
      @utkarshsingh1359 3 года назад

      @@gwenk903 5 days later still relevant

    • @eva.b5354
      @eva.b5354 3 года назад +4

      it’s 2021 and still relevant

    • @steamwave7770
      @steamwave7770 3 года назад +1

      @@eva.b5354 it's April 2021 and still relevant

    • @thesmartnerd732
      @thesmartnerd732 3 года назад

      @@steamwave7770 It's september and still relevant

  • @limecat_t
    @limecat_t 8 лет назад +1873

    I love Jon's voice soo much.

  • @melonlemonade2
    @melonlemonade2 8 лет назад +957

    John Cozart and John Douglass are the ultimate shade throwers.

    • @JohnSmith-te4ll
      @JohnSmith-te4ll 8 лет назад +25

      Bo Burnham, a stand-up comedian has this song called God's Perspective that's just three minutes of straight up shade at Christians and another called Country Song that throws shade at country artists. He also has songs about the insincerity of other genre artists and any celebrity (Art is Dead, Can't Handle This Right Now, I'm a Little Teapot- I'm actually not sure if that's the title or not but it probably is). He's a funny guy with a similar genre to Jon that can throw just as much shade.

    • @aania5857
      @aania5857 8 лет назад +15

      Perked up as soon as I read Bo's name. Dude's a damn genius. Also found out that Jon's actually a huge fan of his, which explains where he gets a lot of his humor from.

    • @help3126
      @help3126 8 лет назад +11

      I don't like how you call him John

    • @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356
      @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356 8 лет назад +1

      Jep😂

    • @TheSingingPug
      @TheSingingPug 8 лет назад

      yesss

  • @jessica4656
    @jessica4656 6 лет назад +977

    "my church is a merch store"
    "and its selling like a god church"

  • @meganwing3736
    @meganwing3736 Год назад +60

    7 years later and this is still extremely relevant. This is why we love Jon

  • @jor-elmcloughlin4825
    @jor-elmcloughlin4825 8 лет назад +1296

    Still hoping for After Ever After 3 tbh

    • @blueyfonfeder9018
      @blueyfonfeder9018 8 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @karmicchan3248
      @karmicchan3248 8 лет назад +16

      At VidCon2015 he said that it might include some Disney PRINCES, so I'm rlly excited

    • @savvyleduc4534
      @savvyleduc4534 8 лет назад +1

      Ikr I need to have another Jon Cozart sing to memorize

    • @YoMunCraftYTjackmaster09
      @YoMunCraftYTjackmaster09 8 лет назад +1

      +Mollie Pond All of them are Disney Princesses

    • @TheAlmightyOctopus
      @TheAlmightyOctopus 8 лет назад

      +Savvy LeDuc Hmm, if only there way another one. A BRAND NEW song you could memorise.. Too bad there isn't one, oh well...

  • @stevezaragoza
    @stevezaragoza 8 лет назад +6151

    I've had this song stuck in my head for WEEKS... SEND HELP!!!!!!

    • @dufman207
      @dufman207 8 лет назад +38

      +Steve Zaragoza I can tell by the fact its been out for 2 hours

    • @sirwaffle4473
      @sirwaffle4473 8 лет назад +6

      Uhhhh this came out today

    • @zeergy
      @zeergy 8 лет назад +101

      +Jacob Woolley surely you must realize he was there? Recording it and what not. Probably means he's heard it before this video went up.

    • @llt6977
      @llt6977 8 лет назад

      It hasn't even been out for a day yet, so it can't have been in your head for weeks

    • @santi-rh8pr
      @santi-rh8pr 8 лет назад +21

      +95Jezzica someone didn't get the joke

  • @Aham-ll3zb
    @Aham-ll3zb 7 лет назад +1133

    "won't come out the closet till' i got somthin to sell about it" shoulda saved that line for jacksfilms.

    • @ellag1417
      @ellag1417 7 лет назад +45

      A. ham Dear Alexander,
      I am slow to anger but I toe the line as a reckon with the effects of your line on mine. I look back on where I failed and in every place I checked the only common thread has been your disrespect. You and call me "amoral" a "dangerous disgrace". If you have something to say name a time and place face to face.
      I have the honor to be your obedient servant,
      A.Burr

    • @Aham-ll3zb
      @Aham-ll3zb 7 лет назад +26

      Ella Gudiño Farber dear mr vice President. i am not the reason no one trusts you. no one knows what you belive! i will not equivicate on my opinion. i have always worn it on my sleeve. even if i said whatcha think i said you would need to site a more specific greivence. heres an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements

    • @acoolcat8160
      @acoolcat8160 7 лет назад +21

      A. ham sweet jesus

    • @Aham-ll3zb
      @Aham-ll3zb 7 лет назад +19

      Hey! i have not been shy, i am just a guy, in the public eye tryin to do the best for our republic. i don't wanna fight, but i wont apologize for doing what's right. I have the honor to be your obediant servant
      a.ham

    • @ellag1417
      @ellag1417 7 лет назад +16

      A. ham Careful how you proceed, good man
      Intemperate indeed, good man
      Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed,good man

  • @snowolf647
    @snowolf647 Год назад +51

    I knew colleen ballingers "apology" sounded familiar. 💀

  • @vcabrera5396
    @vcabrera5396 8 лет назад +537

    This is too real...

    • @BeefBronson
      @BeefBronson 8 лет назад +3

      fat

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 8 лет назад

      +V Cabrera (smarticle168) not "too real", sometimes yt is pathetic

    • @unicorngal1613
      @unicorngal1613 8 лет назад

      +AgentSteffi this is real like too too real so..., like

  • @huckhughes3704
    @huckhughes3704 7 лет назад +1123

    BRO "MY CHURCH IS A MERCH STORE" SHOTS AT JAKE PAUL FROM THE PAST
    SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH
    JON YOUR A GENIUS
    @ 2:19

    • @lennardbrinkmann3921
      @lennardbrinkmann3921 7 лет назад +10

      shit i just made the same joke you were first doh

    • @bestfoodreviews2770
      @bestfoodreviews2770 7 лет назад +3

      Huck Hughes I was thinking the same thing

    • @Winlee620
      @Winlee620 7 лет назад

      Huck Hughes I

    • @lennardbrinkmann3921
      @lennardbrinkmann3921 7 лет назад

      dude it is a joke and it even says shots at jake paul from the past im just mad because i know you are a jake pauler

    • @bitterboi3186
      @bitterboi3186 7 лет назад

      Your user name is literally "partykid9" ...

  • @carrissacampbell4803
    @carrissacampbell4803 5 лет назад +2676

    I LOVE that everyone is all super overdramatic dying and Jon just kinda flops out of his seat onto the floor like "I welcome death."

  • @gaysalamandy
    @gaysalamandy 5 лет назад +256

    i love john failing to die bc a desk is in the way

    • @gaysalamandy
      @gaysalamandy 5 лет назад +2

      this is so silly

    • @lamp1585
      @lamp1585 4 года назад +2

      andy forget to change accounts???

    • @gaysalamandy
      @gaysalamandy 4 года назад +1

      Badi 56 or perhaps i just thought this video was so silly and didn’t feel like making a whole separate comment 🤷

    • @fiveinseattle
      @fiveinseattle 4 года назад +1

      IKRRNFJDJDJ

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 8 лет назад +97

    Your little voice twiddles in IIiiIIiiiIIim make me mELTTT

  • @brillistar
    @brillistar 8 лет назад +895

    It's interesting to watch the clock in the background as it goes forward and backwards

  • @evagroot784
    @evagroot784 7 лет назад +493

    Can we just talk about how amazing this song is put together? It all just fits!
    Also, A+ shade.

  • @doofusdoodles6904
    @doofusdoodles6904 5 лет назад +741

    (2:03) i keep replaying the "Jesus didn't write the Bible" BDGSHWH

    • @starrypie
      @starrypie 4 года назад

      thank you gundham tanaka ♥️

    • @sev1011
      @sev1011 4 года назад

      Eeeey, Gundham

    • @joseflabajo7739
      @joseflabajo7739 4 года назад

      So.......how’s Sonia? Oh, and how’s Kazuichi too, while you’re at it.

    • @Hecateofcrossroads
      @Hecateofcrossroads 3 года назад +1

      I mean that’s true

  • @francesmmarsh
    @francesmmarsh 8 лет назад +1126

    and here we have a song about alfie deyes

    • @alsorachel3522
      @alsorachel3522 8 лет назад +26

      PROTIP

    • @michaelscott9635
      @michaelscott9635 8 лет назад +76

      That guy in particular has made so much money of books that aren't even books

    • @austinguidry2
      @austinguidry2 8 лет назад +1

      +Frances Marsh Shots fired! Hahahaha

    • @WillowSpector
      @WillowSpector 8 лет назад

      +Michael Scott why aren't they books ? just curious to know (dont hate me plz)

    • @austinguidry2
      @austinguidry2 8 лет назад +17

      Willow slay I haven't bought them, but I heard they're just activity books with mostly blank pages and a few journal entries that aren't worth the money

  • @DexterTVIsBae
    @DexterTVIsBae 8 лет назад +411

    These songs are friggin memorizing. I can definitely see a song from you explaining why Batman V Superman was horrible lmao.

    • @VANQUISHER141
      @VANQUISHER141 8 лет назад +1

      mesmerizing*

    • @VictoryObot
      @VictoryObot 8 лет назад +8

      +DexterTV This should be on JacksFlims "Your grammar sucks" XD

    • @lame_yang8922
      @lame_yang8922 8 лет назад

      love your channel

    • @collinpizzo986
      @collinpizzo986 8 лет назад +3

      lies. bvs was phenomenal

    • @nobelle4054
      @nobelle4054 8 лет назад +1

      Lex Luther was made so badly, he seemed too jokerish.. He's meant to be smart

  • @heroforhire3201
    @heroforhire3201 5 лет назад +3384

    Anna: "Ha, Ha, Hopping town to town in my first class flight"
    Jacksfilms: "Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book i didn't write"
    jack, what are you saying about the YIAY book?

    • @jackcox8679
      @jackcox8679 4 года назад +30

      Mr.grinch and the yiay book has answers from yiay🤔

    • @catnix7256
      @catnix7256 4 года назад +21

      Are you sure its from Jack he could have had a ghost writer the book has decent answers and isn't best as a cup holder doesn't seem like jack

    • @depressedterrestrial6821
      @depressedterrestrial6821 4 года назад +19

      It’s about Zoella

    • @kats9743
      @kats9743 4 года назад +6

      Desirae Clark they were making a joke

    • @jaxosaurus5383
      @jaxosaurus5383 4 года назад +3

      @@kats9743 they were joking about zoella.

  • @arsonstanworth5806
    @arsonstanworth5806 Год назад +46

    "The toxic gossip train"

  • @arantzasousa5536
    @arantzasousa5536 7 лет назад +1956

    You didn't throw shade.... You throw the entire fucking tree 😂😂

  • @continuityerror2178
    @continuityerror2178 7 лет назад +511

    "After 5 minutes a week," are you sure? It's more like 5 minutes a year.

    • @gustav1712
      @gustav1712 7 лет назад +50

      It's been 8 months, I might die from lack of paint content, send help

    • @dian1545
      @dian1545 7 лет назад +7

      its like 9 months now

    • @chriswatkins2410
      @chriswatkins2410 7 лет назад +1

      JAAAAAAAAAAAAWN SEND CONTENT PLEASE

  • @doltish3126
    @doltish3126 7 лет назад +283

    The fact that this is even more relevant now is amazing

  • @shawnaozz9920
    @shawnaozz9920 Год назад +23

    I was reminded of this today during Colleen’s “hi” video 😬😬

  • @Ag3ntNengo
    @Ag3ntNengo 8 лет назад +1513

    PLEASE COLLABORATE WITH BO BURNHAM

    • @cupid2432
      @cupid2432 8 лет назад +7

      Please

    • @soulzone323
      @soulzone323 8 лет назад +1

      Holy shiet

    • @oldemail2626
      @oldemail2626 8 лет назад +8

      please, yes. i would watch that video more than i watch this one, and that is saying something

    • @jxkdl8807
      @jxkdl8807 8 лет назад

      yES

    • @thatsnotme3235
      @thatsnotme3235 8 лет назад +35

      YEAH TWO REALISTIC COMEDIC GENIUSES THAT MAKE EVERYTHING DARK
      YASS

  • @marinkoch4266
    @marinkoch4266 8 лет назад +599

    If you look at the clock on the top left you can actually see the time that each clip was filmed

    • @lampshade1304
      @lampshade1304 8 лет назад +27

      I didn't even notice the cuts

    • @alexkimball7601
      @alexkimball7601 8 лет назад +44

      Oh, is that how clocks work?

    • @uns0ciable4ever
      @uns0ciable4ever 8 лет назад +17

      +Alex Kimball alright pal calm your sass

    • @Sable1991
      @Sable1991 8 лет назад +11

      its amusing because it goes from like 1:07 to 12:59 to 12:57.

    • @5up3rp3rs0n
      @5up3rp3rs0n 8 лет назад +12

      then you realize the time starting from the bridge is going backwards because they want to mess with us

  • @ayawithluv
    @ayawithluv 8 лет назад +903

    PRO TIP!

  • @BiggestChungus21
    @BiggestChungus21 Год назад +35

    This song says so much about the parasocial relationship fans have. It's fucking insane how they made this 5-7 years before this relationship was honestly brought up to the light.

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 Год назад +11

      while the word parasocial wasn’t really used, the problem was very much there and highlighted all the time. Especially in britishtuber and gamertuber circles, fans were absolutely rabid and we all made fun of them for “stalking”. And this video came out in 2016 not 2011, 2016 was when kpop girlies were in full swing, parasociality was already well known.

  • @AnnaAkana
    @AnnaAkana 8 лет назад +138

    Great job everyone!! WE MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

    • @niamhkmcg
      @niamhkmcg 8 лет назад +3

      I kinda freaked out when I saw you in the thumbnail not gonna lie

    • @sydneysoldemail400
      @sydneysoldemail400 8 лет назад +2

      You were awesome in the video!!

    • @alexharvard154
      @alexharvard154 6 лет назад +1

      You really did

  • @Sarah-yt2xq
    @Sarah-yt2xq 8 лет назад +756

    Jack's sweaty pits were the best part of this video.

  • @OlanRogers
    @OlanRogers 8 лет назад +672

    Finally! Been waiting for this one 😍 Love it bud!

  • @peachmaze
    @peachmaze Год назад +26

    oh my god i knew coleen's apology reminded me of a jon cosart song i felt like i was going crazy

  • @Honeey-moth
    @Honeey-moth 8 лет назад +919

    i ducking love when they say "priveleged, white and male" and the girl is just like "well shit"

  • @erowid17
    @erowid17 6 лет назад +552

    ... did John predict selling like a godchurch?

  • @markwahlbird8849
    @markwahlbird8849 8 лет назад +828

    Well, guess who's not getting invited to any future RUclips Rewind vids?

  • @saussanes4638
    @saussanes4638 Год назад +40

    I just came from the colleen ballinger "apology" video and it just reminded me of this iconic video ( bc of the ukulele), glad that awful apology did something right I got to watch this again 💃🏾

  • @Paint
    @Paint  8 лет назад +689

    Hiya friends! The song is now on iTunes if you'd like to grab a copy and support the channel. Thanks for the love yall! bit.ly/koolaidkult

  • @zoe5766
    @zoe5766 8 лет назад +249

    JACK AND ANNA AND STEVE AND JOHN AND SO MANY MORE ALL. OF. THE. FAVES.

    • @arlinnicole6068
      @arlinnicole6068 8 лет назад +8

      +ToriCat there are more than one Johns in the video

    • @XhyphenXUsesBlender
      @XhyphenXUsesBlender 8 лет назад +3

      +ToriCat jack films name is John so to bad you're wrong

    • @ez5993
      @ez5993 8 лет назад +1

      +XhyphenX however everyone knows he prefers Jack........

    • @XhyphenXUsesBlender
      @XhyphenXUsesBlender 8 лет назад +8

      +thomas thomas however we all know everyone calls him John just to mess with him

  • @sopha7498
    @sopha7498 7 лет назад +1575

    "My church is a merch store"
    I got some new merch and it's selling like a god church - Jake Paul

    • @paigeaustin8071
      @paigeaustin8071 7 лет назад +85

      Kawaii SM CONSPIRACY THEORY: JAKE STOLE THE LYRICS

    • @KyraDuesbury
      @KyraDuesbury 7 лет назад +12

      Shut up Heather and fucked them up

    • @BacadoTheSkoggy
      @BacadoTheSkoggy 7 лет назад +19

      Shut up Heather
      More like, "ruined" the lyrics

    • @lesbianmort3734
      @lesbianmort3734 7 лет назад +3

      Rockerchic_ __14 look who's with her! Oh my god!

    • @lesbianmort3734
      @lesbianmort3734 7 лет назад +4

      Rockerchic_ __14 DANG DANG DIGGITY-DANG-A-DANG DIGGITY DANG-A-DANG!

  • @pepsimann2038
    @pepsimann2038 4 года назад +73

    “I idolise your idle eyes” I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHAT

  • @notyourmum7883
    @notyourmum7883 7 лет назад +332

    "More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven" BRUH OMFG

  • @eveschwacke5495
    @eveschwacke5495 7 лет назад +513

    my favorite part of this video is jacks pitstains

  • @queeenbeee5238
    @queeenbeee5238 7 лет назад +154

    tHEY'RE BECOMING SELF-AWARE ABORT MISSION ABORT

  • @kaitwhite4099
    @kaitwhite4099 2 года назад +45

    This song is somehow both 100% representative of its time and also years ahead of its time.

  • @MilesChronicles
    @MilesChronicles 8 лет назад +145

    THE REALEST RUclips VIDEO EVER

  • @danielleformica3657
    @danielleformica3657 7 лет назад +601

    i want a list of all the people he called out

    • @kiccemyni1691
      @kiccemyni1691 7 лет назад +60

      Danielle Formica zoella

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 7 лет назад +36

      Danielle Formica just vloggers

    • @lastprism5115
      @lastprism5115 7 лет назад +37

      Danielle Formica the list is in the description

    • @izzzball
      @izzzball 7 лет назад +28

      Connor Franta

    • @miatra4954
      @miatra4954 7 лет назад +31

      Dan and Phil, I think

  • @hritvidave1497
    @hritvidave1497 8 лет назад +1274

    A long time ago, I was obsessed with Jon's channel. This was when he had like 400,000 subscribers, and all of a sudden I stopped watching him. Now, years later, I come back to his channel to see how he's been and sees that he has 3 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, AND HAS GROWN HIS CHANNEL IMMENSELY!! So proud.

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 Год назад +27

    Colleen Ballinger watching this right now 👀

  • @LadyMagiccc
    @LadyMagiccc 6 лет назад +2218

    All I wanted was a "RUclipsrs react to RUclips Culture" ^^ Guess it's too late now since everybody has already seen it

    • @helvatang9783
      @helvatang9783 6 лет назад +9

      LadyMagiccc omg i love ur videos!!!!!!

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc 6 лет назад +11

      awww, thank you so much!! ♥ Never had a comment about my videos on a vid that wasn't my own :D

    • @mackenziebrawley2866
      @mackenziebrawley2866 6 лет назад

      me too

    • @samf3308
      @samf3308 6 лет назад

      LadyMagiccc e

  • @themickeysquad5121
    @themickeysquad5121 5 лет назад +325

    2:09 how is no one talking about how his voice sounds amazing here?

  • @ashleylindow5551
    @ashleylindow5551 8 лет назад +465

    Please find Bo Burnham and collab with him.
    Thanks.

  • @augusthuffle3043
    @augusthuffle3043 Год назад +14

    welcome back everybody