That's because, in the eternal words of Emily Blunt, "One never plugs one's own film!" (December 18th, during her "22 Musicals in 12 minutes with Lin Manuel Miranda & James Corden) :p
Now stop me if you've heard this one before : Jimmy Woo, Shirley Bennett, Cece Parikh and Jake Peralta walk into a dinner... --with some other guy idk--
This is still the best EMMY opening. 😂 Andy Samberg is amazing. His speech was amazing and his comedy was top -notch. One of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. 😂😘
If there's a musical number in an opening of any award show and pulled it off flawlessly, I want that person to host every single award show after that!
@@malin16 Bitch please. RDJ WISHES he was tony stark IRL. RDJ was nothing more than a degenerate before his role as tony stark. Breaking co-stars arms during shoots and shit, no one wanted to work with the fucking liability.
@@shawnpitman876 and before his abduction by terrorists TonyStark was a dickhead liked by noone around him and who loved noone, not even himself. A parallel literally everyone sees but you man.
Person 1: "Did you guys see Game of Thrones?" Andy: "I haven't seen it yet" Person 2: "Oh, what about Orange is the new Black?" Andy: "I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch-up" Person 3: "You've been watching Man Men though?" Andy: "It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it." Person 4: You've seen Empire though, right?" Andy: "Not yet" Persons 1, 2, 3, 4: "Transparent? Downton Abby? Girls? The Americans? Bloodline? (other names I can't make out : ) ) Andy: "STOP! ♫ So many shows, and so little time. I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up? ♫ And now I know what I must do ♫ "I'll lock myself away, cast myself aside. They treat me like a leopard, and so the leopard hides. And once I fulfil my destiny. I shall return..." ♫ *blackout* Andy: ♫ "I watched every show. Every single episode. I'm all caught up and I feel superb. I watched every show! Networks, Netflix, Amazon, all of HBR. I'm overjoyed kuzma DVR says "you watched every show"". ♫ "Hey Jon Hamm, I watched your show Mad Men" Jon: "Oh Andy, when was the last time you showered?" Andy: "Would you believe over a year?" Jon: "Yes" Andy: "Hahahah, there was no shower or toilet in my viewing bunker!" Jon: "Gross" Andy: "HEY Kerry Washington! Quiz me about Scandal!" Kerry: "You smell like dog feces" Andy: "More like human feces" Kerry: "Your a mess" Andy: "Maybe, but ♫ I know everything there is to know about every single- ♫" Person: "Have you seen Castle?" Andy: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." *Blackout* ♫ "And now there ain't a show that I don't know, I've seen every show" ♫ Person 4: "Transparent?" Andy: ♫" Yes" ♫ Person 1: "Downton?" Andy: ♫ "yes" ♫ Person 2: "Orange is the new black?" Andy: ♫ "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I've even seen seen A Grave of Monaco! I watched every show!" ♫ ♫ "But at what cost? My life has past me by. My son has grown to be a man! And doesn't recognize my face." ♫ Son: "Papa?" Andy: "I'm sorry" Javert: "Samberg!" Your under arrest" Andy: "Javert!" Javert: ♫ "You've broken the law" ♫ Andy: ♫ "I don't know what I've done" ♫ Javert: ♫ "You've watched too many shows" ♫ Andy: ♫ "I'm an innocent Man" ♫ Javert: ♫ "For your crimes against humanity, you'll spend a life in chains" ♫ Andy: ♫ "Your insane. For there's no law against watching TV" ♫ Javert: ♫ "Oh crap you're right. I love your beard" Andy: "Thanks, I like your's too." Javert: "Oh thank you very much. Alright piece out" Andy: "Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the oscars" ♫ "Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. ooh, ooh, hi, ooh, hi hi, ooh ooh ♫ his was better." ♫ "You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the might Sphinx. But I saw Robet Durst confess to murder in the Jinx" ♫ Emmy Worker: "Pardon me sir, we're trying to find a host for this years emmy awards. What shows have you seen?" Andy: "I watched ♫ Orange is the new Black, Better call Saul, Downton Abby, Veep, Wolf Hall, Mad Man, Louie, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mom, Broad City, Bones, K&P, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, Silicon Vally, Empire, How to get away with Murder, Black-ish, Inside Amy Schumer, House of Cards, Houdini, Flash, Last man on Earth, 3 runs of Mash, Pawn Stars, and the Daily Show, Cajun Pawn Stars, Tosh.0, The Bachelorettes, Stephen Colbert, SNL, What not to Wear, Wife Swap, Private Lives of Nashville Wife's, and Army Wife's, Prison Wife's, Trophy Wife's, Basketball Wife's, Mob Wife's, Sister Wife's, The Good Wife's, Wife's with Knifes, The Real Housewife's, And 40 more shows about wife's!! ♫ Emmy Worker: Alright kid, you've got the gig. Now go out there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes!" Andy: ♫ "Its time for the Emmys, and my resumes posting. And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting. Cuz I've done watched, every damn show! And I'm White!" ♫
Andy is truly a genius of humor. The many years he spent at Snl gave him a good preliminary preparation on black humor, and he purged himself of them by observing that half of the industry he was in was making shoddy shows, humor. Even though I got to know And thanks to Brooklyn99, he had a great performance like Brooklyn99 on Snl. Thank you Peralta for adding quality humor to America!
"Tonight, live from Los Angeles, is the 67th Emmy Awards" - Did you guys see Game of Thrones? - Oh when he died/Oh yes/Oh my goodness Andy - I haven't seen it yet. - Oh how about Orange Is The New Black? - Oh wow/I'm addicted/Love it Andy - I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch up. - You've been watching Mad Man though? - Oh girl, so great. Andy - It... It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it. - You've seen Empire right? Andy - Not yet. - Transparent? Andy - No. - Ray Donovan? - Downton Abbey? - Girls? - The Americans? - Bloodline? - So You Think You Can Dance? - Kimmy Schmidt? Andy - STOP! (music starts) So many shows And so little time I'm just one man How can I possibly keep up And now I know what I must do I'll lock myself away Cast myself aside They treat me like a leper And so the leper hides And once I fulfilled my destiny I shall return (one year later) I watched every show Every single episode I'm all caught up and I feel super I watched every show Networks, Netflix, Amazon, and all of HBO I'm overjoyed cuz my DVR says "You watched every show" Andy - Hey Jon Hamm, I've watched your show "Mad Man" Jon - Ugh Andy when was the last time you shower? Andy - Would you believe over a year? Jon - Yes Andy - (crazy laugh) There was no shower or toilet in my Viewing Bunker. Jon - Gross Andy - HEY Kerry Washington, quiz me about Scandal. Kerry - You smell like dog feces. Andy - More like human feces. Kerry - You're a mess. Andy - Maybe, but I know everything there is to know about every single... Nathan - Have you seen Castle? Andy - :o (151 hours later) And now there ain't no show that I don't know I've seen every show Transparent? Yes Downton? Yes Orange Is The New Black? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I've even saw Grace Of Monaco I've watched every show But at what cost? My life has passed me by My son has grown to be a man And doesn't recognize my face Son - Papa? Andy - I'm sorry Javert - Samberg, you're under arrest. Andy - Javert! Javert - You've broken the law Andy - I don't know what I've done Javert - You've watched too many shows Andy - I'm an innocent man Javert - For your crimes against humanity you'll spend the life in chains Andy - You're insane, for there's no law against watching TV Javert - Oh crap you're right. I love your beard! Andy - Thanks I like yours too. Javert - Oh thank you very much. Alright, peace out. AAAAAAAAAAH Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the Oscar Uh Uh Uh uh Uh Uh Hi Uh Hi hi Uh uh Here's what's better You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the Mighty Sphinx But I saw Robert Durst confess the murder in The Jinx (burp) Pardon me, sir, we're trying to find a host for this year's Emmy Awards. What shows have you seen? I watched: Orange Is The New Black Better Call Saul Dowton Abbey Veep Wolf Hall Mad Man Louie Game of Thrones Homeland Mom Broad City Bones Key and Peele Modern Family Parks and Recs Silicon Valley Empire How To Get Away With Murder Blackish Inside Amy Schumer House of Cards Houdini Flash The Last Man On Earth 3 runs of Mash Pawn Stars and The Daily Show Cajun Pawn Stars Tosh.O The Bachelorette Stephen Colbert SNL What Not To Wear Wife Swap Private Lives of Nashville Wives Army Wives Prison Wives Trophy Wives Basketball Wives Mob Wives Sister Wives The Good Wife Wives With Knives The Real Housewives And 40 more shows about wives Alright kid you got the game Now get up there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes It's time for the Emmys and my resume is posting And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting Cuz I've done watched Every damn show And I'm white
Развлечения
The fact that this dude is 41 is actually mindblowing
Whaaaaat
He's more then twice my age and I swear to god he looks younger than me
BRUHHH!!! He doesn't even look like his age tho
Title of amys sextape
@@MADEINNSW More like both Jake's and Amy's sex tape
*mentions every show except his own*
IKR 😂💀
lol
That's cause he's the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
That's because, in the eternal words of Emily Blunt, "One never plugs one's own film!" (December 18th, during her "22 Musicals in 12 minutes with Lin Manuel Miranda & James Corden) :p
What do you mean? he mentioned snl
When he has the beard, he looks like a mix of himself and the guy that plays Pimento
OMG THATS SO TRUE
Yup
You mean Derek?
He looks like Adam Sandler xD
Jason Mantzoukas
Peralta, what are you doing?
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
Peralta you are a genius 😂
Yep ı read this with holts voice
IM WHEEZING
hsuasuashuhfsfskdfe
lol
“and I’m white” I JUST SCREAMED
Laura Jimenez that line from the song is racist.
@@naamloos1031 yeah how is it racist?
@@naamloos1031 it isn't supposed to be. it is a criticism about the guest always being white
@@naamloos1031 Really?? TIL pointing out racist trends started by institutions and attitudes set up by slave owners was the true racism all along.
weird, he's jewish. Jews were not considered white until recently. I'd like to see a latino say that line and have everyone laugh.
When your son ages 20 years in 1 year
And looks older then you
And 151 hours
R & C Gaming 😂😂😂😂😂
Andy Samberg is 41 by the way
Luke White oh ya ik but he looks younger though
"I done watched every shoooow... and im white." 😂 Andy's woke af.
Self awareness never absolved anyone of anything
Time stamp?
@@anhduy381 very end
@@spoopify5560 was that a bo burnham reference
@@zangtran295 aye
Jake peralta: "I can't grow a beard"
We've been lied to this whole time
he grew a beard in the show
He can't grow a mustache
He turned into pimento
The prison one?
Tell me about, I actually though that was true
“So many shows, so little time!”
“So instead I watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine.”
nice
@@zacharyseif5100 noice
Toit
Smort
Noice
Walks back and watch it 100 days later 🤣🤣
“And I’m white” Andy Samberg is really out there being the best he can be tbh
@@skyblue_icecream You need to educate yourself, you're clearly living in COMPLETE ignorance.
Helen Monaghan LMAOOO
@@skyblue_icecream it's not a racist joke but a critique against the Emmys.
@skyblue ice cream it's not a racist joke. Listen to enjoy it not criticise
honestly
Jake: I’ve watched every show
Hitchcock and Scully: Lucky bastard.
MAMA MAGELIONIE
@@be11a Thank you
Hitchcock and Scully: we tried watching every show too but we ran out of potato chips
True, so true, fred😆 (sorry if that offends you)
He didn't sa b99...how dare he💀
everyone is talking about Peralta, but have you seen that Jimmy Woo is in there?
Now stop me if you've heard this one before : Jimmy Woo, Shirley Bennett, Cece Parikh and Jake Peralta walk into a dinner... --with some other guy idk--
Bro that’s Jim Halpert
@@Gobeline78 literally
@@notteryaki453 identity theft is not a joke
Jimmy W💫💫
I can no longer tell the difference between Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta
What difference?
They're one in the same
yes
There's a difference?
There is no difference 😂
"Justin Timberlake is not coming." Title of your sex tape. (I couldn't resist, it was right there.)
Brilliant.
Yes.
“I couldn’t resist, it was right there” title of YOUR sextape
Emirhan Kuşdemir 😂😂😂😂😂
Ahmed jamri 😂😂😂
Jacob Peralta and Jimmy Woo in the same room, impossible
And Shirley Bennett!
Who's Jimmy Woo, the asian guy? that's Jim halpert
@@diskmort My mistake
@@diskmort Jimmy Woo is a character from the Marvel series Wandavision
@@diskmort you don't know the god jimmy woo
"I lock myself away"
You're about 5 years too early
This is underrated
Man Jake peralta really playing this ”Andy” pretty well
He’s undercover as an actor
Yeah bois
Noice toit
🎊
Anu Khatri Toit toit nups
"and im white !" I SPIT MY FOOD
Omg me 2
Did not see that coming
fluffy unicornface No you didn’t
What did he mean by that?
Anna A. That Most if not all Emmy hosts are white
"and I'm white" is still the best part 5 years later
This is still the best EMMY opening. 😂
Andy Samberg is amazing. His speech was amazing and his comedy was top -notch. One of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. 😂😘
If there's a musical number in an opening of any award show and pulled it off flawlessly, I want that person to host every single award show after that!
Jake Peralta is an amazing detective slash genius.
Emely with an e *** amazing human/ genius (i think you mean) 💀
Jake is a detective, andy is a human. And they are both geniuses :)
gina is angry
Look up the Long Island
Did you not know about his comedy singing group the lonely island
Me:
Nobody:
RUclips recommendations after 4 years: watch Andy sambergs 2015 emmys intro
Same here
Hahaha same here
R & C Gaming sameeeee
I've been watching his stuff since April and he is amazing at what he does!
Same 😂😂
Andy: "I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up"
2020: "Allow me to introduce myself"
I would make a Raymond Holt account and then write a comment saying: "Peralta, get back to work!", but I'm just too fucking lazy.
Don't worry, I did it for you.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt.
@@raymondholt966 you must be lying because you shortened “do not” to “don’t”!!
@@somerandomperson2492 And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel the Third
@@randomcrap8583 I never actually understood the joke but remember the line😂😂
that would be so good
Jake Peralta and Andy Samberg are literally the exact same
*Imagine playing a character that is just like you irl..*
Rdj and Tony stark
@@malin16 Bitch please. RDJ WISHES he was tony stark IRL. RDJ was nothing more than a degenerate before his role as tony stark. Breaking co-stars arms during shoots and shit, no one wanted to work with the fucking liability.
@@shawnpitman876 and before his abduction by terrorists TonyStark was a dickhead liked by noone around him and who loved noone, not even himself.
A parallel literally everyone sees but you man.
gina linetti- chelsea peretti
Apparently he's actually a pretty serious guy in real life, gotta think this is another performance after all
And I'm White
morpho!
Morpho que haces aqui
IN THEORY im a top comment now too
Morphoooo lmao
But he's jew ?
3:59 takes my breath away every time
Amen 🙏🏽
"Peralta what are you doing?"
-captain holt, watching this on the TV
sincerely,
Raymond Holt
why does he look like Adrian Pimento after he WATCHED EVERY SHOW
Adrian wasn't actually undercover, he was watching every show
lookintomyeyesandyouwilldie because jake went a bit crazy and didn’t shower.
Marry Goround yess
a miasma of incandescent plasma I was gonna say that
Omg yes
It’s official- Andy Samberg is the cutest human in this world.
Amen
No doubt
@@manuelmoran7721 Cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt
Cutest detective/ genius
Noice, toit.
The greatest opening ever. 😂
Andy Samberg is the best.
Andy coming out of that bunker like all of us coming out of quarantine.
"And I'm white!"
Just gotta sneak that one in there
why does jake look like pimento?
Cracking the Shell (in my opinion) he does not but not trying to be rude 🤗🙃
No the French policeman does
Cracking the Shell that's what I thought
You mean Andy Samberg not Jake
thats only with the beard and pimento's aggressive but Jake's just a teddy bear
can we just appreciate the singing which, even when telling jokes andy still makes a catchy and entertaining song
Person 1: "Did you guys see Game of Thrones?"
Andy: "I haven't seen it yet"
Person 2: "Oh, what about Orange is the new Black?"
Andy: "I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch-up"
Person 3: "You've been watching Man Men though?"
Andy: "It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it."
Person 4: You've seen Empire though, right?"
Andy: "Not yet"
Persons 1, 2, 3, 4: "Transparent? Downton Abby? Girls? The Americans? Bloodline? (other names I can't make out : ) )
Andy: "STOP!
♫ So many shows, and so little time. I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up? ♫
And now I know what I must do
♫ "I'll lock myself away, cast myself aside. They treat me like a leopard, and so the leopard hides. And once I fulfil my destiny. I shall return..." ♫
*blackout*
Andy: ♫ "I watched every show. Every single episode. I'm all caught up and I feel superb. I watched every show! Networks, Netflix, Amazon, all of HBR. I'm overjoyed kuzma DVR says "you watched every show"". ♫
"Hey Jon Hamm, I watched your show Mad Men"
Jon: "Oh Andy, when was the last time you showered?"
Andy: "Would you believe over a year?"
Jon: "Yes"
Andy: "Hahahah, there was no shower or toilet in my viewing bunker!"
Jon: "Gross"
Andy: "HEY Kerry Washington! Quiz me about Scandal!"
Kerry: "You smell like dog feces"
Andy: "More like human feces"
Kerry: "Your a mess"
Andy: "Maybe, but ♫ I know everything there is to know about every single- ♫"
Person: "Have you seen Castle?"
Andy: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
*Blackout*
♫ "And now there ain't a show that I don't know, I've seen every show" ♫
Person 4: "Transparent?"
Andy: ♫" Yes" ♫
Person 1: "Downton?"
Andy: ♫ "yes" ♫
Person 2: "Orange is the new black?"
Andy: ♫ "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I've even seen seen A Grave of Monaco! I watched every show!" ♫
♫ "But at what cost? My life has past me by. My son has grown to be a man! And doesn't recognize my face." ♫
Son: "Papa?"
Andy: "I'm sorry"
Javert: "Samberg!" Your under arrest"
Andy: "Javert!"
Javert: ♫ "You've broken the law" ♫
Andy: ♫ "I don't know what I've done" ♫
Javert: ♫ "You've watched too many shows" ♫
Andy: ♫ "I'm an innocent Man" ♫
Javert: ♫ "For your crimes against humanity, you'll spend a life in chains" ♫
Andy: ♫ "Your insane. For there's no law against watching TV" ♫
Javert: ♫ "Oh crap you're right. I love your beard"
Andy: "Thanks, I like your's too."
Javert: "Oh thank you very much. Alright piece out"
Andy: "Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the oscars"
♫ "Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. ooh, ooh, hi, ooh, hi hi, ooh ooh ♫ his was better."
♫ "You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the might Sphinx. But I saw Robet Durst confess to murder in the Jinx" ♫
Emmy Worker: "Pardon me sir, we're trying to find a host for this years emmy awards. What shows have you seen?"
Andy: "I watched ♫ Orange is the new Black, Better call Saul, Downton Abby, Veep, Wolf Hall, Mad Man, Louie, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mom, Broad City, Bones, K&P, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, Silicon Vally, Empire, How to get away with Murder, Black-ish, Inside Amy Schumer, House of Cards, Houdini, Flash, Last man on Earth, 3 runs of Mash, Pawn Stars, and the Daily Show, Cajun Pawn Stars, Tosh.0, The Bachelorettes, Stephen Colbert, SNL, What not to Wear, Wife Swap, Private Lives of Nashville Wife's, and Army Wife's, Prison Wife's, Trophy Wife's, Basketball Wife's, Mob Wife's, Sister Wife's, The Good Wife's, Wife's with Knifes, The Real Housewife's, And 40 more shows about wife's!! ♫
Emmy Worker: Alright kid, you've got the gig. Now go out there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes!"
Andy: ♫ "Its time for the Emmys, and my resumes posting. And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting. Cuz I've done watched, every damn show! And I'm White!" ♫
Dude wtf did you do????
Shaver, lol, that is Javert.
@@streetvulture8263 that makes more sense
its reruns of mash :)
Someone tell me why you're not pinned
Can we get a Brooklyn Nine Nine the musical
Only if Neil Patrick Harris guest stars as a man in a suit
YES
OMG YES
its called popstar
O MY GOD YES
I need a musical which includes Andy,Neil Patrick Harris and Chris Pratt
Bharti Thakur YES
And Hugh Jackman
Any James Corden
Oh hell yeah
all of my fave characters from my fave shows!! yes!!!!
No-one
Absolutely not a single soul
RUclips after 5 years- Andy sambergs’s opening routine
JIMMY WOO IS EVERYWHERE!
*I don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine...*
i was waiting for that comment
Your 999th like
But the real question is, did you watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine???
He lives it 😁
@@punishercastle5487 Ya. Lol.
Maher Rahman that is the real question!
yes papa
@@star-sl8wv Fievel!!!😭
1:19 Oh so that's what Pemento was doing when he went into hiding. Cool cool cool cool
Let’s not gloss over the starting line:
“Did you guys see Game of Thrones?”
“Oh, when he died!” 😂😂😂
Me during coronavirus: well that’s my life for the next 2 years
We may never even reach 2 years, by now I'm expecting the world to explode by December
@@snacku5706 based on the mayan calendar the end of the world is in december so good guss
We're on year 3 how do u feel op
This hits different during coronavirus lockdown
I feel like I've *literally* seen every show during lockdown and my brain is trying to process them all still
You grew a beard....
@@captainpotato6856 dude , he watched ‘every show’
@@mait9341 dude ,humour...u know?
@@captainpotato6856 1st It is not funny, 2nd . No need to be rude
I like how at everything andy does, he HAS to clarify that Justin Timberlake isn’t there
5 years ago we were laughing at this performance.
Look at our lives now
"And I'm white" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Charlotte Marnee . km , k i,
4:15
I don't understand why he said that? was that supposed to be edgy!
@@nielagi5029 all have the Emmy award hosts have been white
@@opinionatednobody5631 Yes coincidentally but me, a non-racist, never noticed because I don't notice people skin colors
Andy Samberg:"I've watched every show"
Me:Have you watched Brooklyn 99?
Andy:hold up I'll be right back
he didnt watch brooklyn 99 cause he lived it
@@Kerem_Srck7 yess
I look him up every day when I have WIFI
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
And community
dont you mean... "Holt up, brb"?
"my son has grown to be a man"
wait didnt he only spend like a year in his bunker?
That's the joke
R/whoosh
You must to be fun at parties
You didn't get the joke
Wow I never knew Jake was an actor. Amy must be so proud.
2:24 reminds me of the episode in b99 with Doug Judy.
“Papa?”
“Fievel?”
“Papa??”
“Fieveeeeell!” 😂😂
Malene Lund ikr lmao
I was looking for exactly this :D
OMG yesss
me, 5 minutes after watching this particular episode : comes back here looking for this very comment
broo i thought that’s what they were gonna say
I didn't expect him to be such a good singer
have you heard of the lonely island
HE’S IN A BAND
He is in a band and he sings all the time in b99 what are you talking about
He was famous fore singing before acting lol
OMG SAME LITERALLY SAME
love how andy's voice sounds when he sings "im an innocent man"
I was waiting for them to ask, "oh, have you seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine?" so he could stare into the eyes of god and say "no"
Petition to see him and Chris Pratt do literally anything
ya boi HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD SIGNED
and neil patrick harris
@@yeeemulm3324 oui
@@yeeemulm3324 Y.E.S.
Signed
*Every person who indulges in binge-watching, especially during this pandemic, can relate to this routine.*
Peralta, you're a genius.
Peralta that's ENOUGH!
Man he can sing
Draz'Gul RIGHT OML
He’s in a band.. Called Lonely Island
GTC Pohorex why tf are you being such a smartass...
@GTC Pohorex it's not called thelonelyisland it's actually called The Lonely Island soooo sweatie you're also wronggg;-)
Btw his wife is a professional harpist. Few people know that fact. He has to love music to some to have married a career musician.
the chaotic energy in this just kills me, Javert, the whole bit with his son, priceless
This feels like he channeled the energy used in the Great Day digital short
who was the actor playing Javert?
If I ever need a list of ‘What shows to watch’ I’ll just rewatch this video
Dear Jake,
I am proud of you Peralta.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
Anyone here in April 2020 where he doesn't have to lock himself up because everyone is.
yeah ha ha ha
Lol
Nah im in Korea and we are kinda done with Corona how’s life there? Lolll🤣
Jane Bolinger yes 😭
No...
*INSTEAD I AM IN SEPTEMBER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa*
"inside amy schumer" he truly sacrificed everything
The Best i dont understand. Explain pleasew
Search up Amy Schumer worst jokes and you'll understand. Actually best probably works too
@@navywavydraws6961 just search Amy Schumer in general
"Inside Amy Schumer" title of your sex tape!
@@tanveshrele1307 no
We all know why we've just been recommended this in 2021. Hint: it's Jimmy W💫💫
this we did in the lockdown saw so many series as we can
All these people calling him peralta dont remember the good old Lonely Island days
dowdpride1 IKR
AND HOTROD
I remember, but Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta have just merged into the same person in my mind. He is now Jady Peralberg
Or they don't even know the lonely island
Andy samberg is an amazing Emmy Host/ Genius
Puggo Poggo I see what you did there and I applaud you for it!
Scythe Noice
The ‘and I’m white’ at the end killed me
I love how most of these comments are from the show that Andy knows by heart
I was JUST thinking "wow, this song is kinda les miserable-ish" and then javert came and fulfilled ma dreams
same😭😭😭
Who was playing javert?
I LOVE LES MIS I LITERALLY DIED.
THE SUICIDE SCENE WAS SO ACCURATE TBH
@@joriesiuciak9014 I mean they used footage from the movie
You can say anything you want about this man, but damn, Peralta can sing
*Andy
@@ybarager477 no, I meant Peralta
@@thevoynichmanuscript810 its not peralta though, its Andy, Jake died
@@ybarager477 jake did not die whattt 💀
he was in a band called the lonely islanders, one of the singers. :)
The final moment of this sums up why I love Andy's humor so much
Wow I just realized how many tv shows there are with the word wife in the title... wow
Andy Samberg, Chris Pratt, Hugh Jackman and Neil Patrick Harris need to do a musical together
and zac efron
that would be amazing lmao
THAT WOULD GIVE ME A STROKE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY
I literally love this man😭😭
Watched it again . . !! so many shows. . .
"And I'm white" killed me, that had me laughing so much it hurt
Adam Samberg quarantining himself in 2020
"All right kid..." Andy being told this eventhough he was 37 at that time.
New Drinking Game Idea: Everytime he says some show you have watched you drink 😂
Was this recommended to me now because of corona because it's telling me the best way to isolate myself and watch all the shows?😂
I can't be the only one that didn't know andy samberg could sing like an angel
you have to watch popstar, andy has the lead role and it's hillarious
@@manca5runa773 ive been planning on it!! we have it on plex and i'm rlly excited to see it :))
@@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut look up the lonely island, if you havent already,you will not regret it
no i seriously had no idea but hes so good
I didn't know
Andy is truly a genius of humor. The many years he spent at Snl gave him a good preliminary preparation on black humor, and he purged himself of them by observing that half of the industry he was in was making shoddy shows, humor. Even though I got to know And thanks to Brooklyn99, he had a great performance like Brooklyn99 on Snl. Thank you Peralta for adding quality humor to America!
Can we appreciate that high note from Samberg?? Like 😩
This is peak Jake Peralta
also I never knew Andy could sing
He's in a band called TheLonelyIsland. I don't like their music, but he's pretty good at singing
He literally has a band
The Lonely Island is what gave Samberg the fame to get the B99 job in the first place.
Did you know that he was once on a boat?
@@Colayith how can you call The Lonely Island music "singing"?? they...they only rap,,,
Who was hoping he would say I watched “Brooklyn nine nine”
The reason he didn’t, is because it wasn’t in the 2015 emmys, but I totally agree with you
Most of the shows in it were in the 2015 emmys, but I think it would have been weird if he said Brooklyn nine nine since he's in it
2:17 Oooh, Mac Peralta?
i love this emmy opening ive watched a lot
What did it cost?
Andy: everything.
Peralta, what are you doing?
I've heard Captain Holt's voice in my head..
At razzmatazz?
i have gained the power of saying that in Holt's voice
Damn, you're good.
A question you can hear.
I always forget Andy can actually sing
"Tonight, live from Los Angeles, is the 67th Emmy Awards"
- Did you guys see Game of Thrones?
- Oh when he died/Oh yes/Oh my goodness
Andy - I haven't seen it yet.
- Oh how about Orange Is The New Black?
- Oh wow/I'm addicted/Love it
Andy - I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch up.
- You've been watching Mad Man though?
- Oh girl, so great.
Andy - It... It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it.
- You've seen Empire right?
Andy - Not yet.
- Transparent?
Andy - No.
- Ray Donovan?
- Downton Abbey?
- Girls?
- The Americans?
- Bloodline?
- So You Think You Can Dance?
- Kimmy Schmidt?
Andy - STOP!
(music starts)
So many shows
And so little time
I'm just one man
How can I possibly keep up
And now I know what I must do
I'll lock myself away
Cast myself aside
They treat me like a leper
And so the leper hides
And once I fulfilled my destiny
I shall return
(one year later)
I watched every show
Every single episode
I'm all caught up and I feel super
I watched every show
Networks, Netflix, Amazon, and all of HBO
I'm overjoyed cuz my DVR says
"You watched every show"
Andy - Hey Jon Hamm, I've watched your show "Mad Man"
Jon - Ugh Andy when was the last time you shower?
Andy - Would you believe over a year?
Jon - Yes
Andy - (crazy laugh) There was no shower or toilet in my Viewing Bunker.
Jon - Gross
Andy - HEY Kerry Washington, quiz me about Scandal.
Kerry - You smell like dog feces.
Andy - More like human feces.
Kerry - You're a mess.
Andy - Maybe, but I know everything there is to know about every single...
Nathan - Have you seen Castle?
Andy - :o
(151 hours later)
And now there ain't no show that I don't know
I've seen every show
Transparent?
Yes
Downton?
Yes
Orange Is The New Black?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
I've even saw Grace Of Monaco
I've watched every show
But at what cost?
My life has passed me by
My son has grown to be a man
And doesn't recognize my face
Son - Papa?
Andy - I'm sorry
Javert - Samberg, you're under arrest.
Andy - Javert!
Javert - You've broken the law
Andy - I don't know what I've done
Javert - You've watched too many shows
Andy - I'm an innocent man
Javert - For your crimes against humanity you'll spend the life in chains
Andy - You're insane, for there's no law against watching TV
Javert - Oh crap you're right. I love your beard!
Andy - Thanks I like yours too.
Javert - Oh thank you very much. Alright, peace out. AAAAAAAAAAH
Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the Oscar
Uh
Uh
Uh uh
Uh
Uh
Hi
Uh
Hi hi
Uh uh
Here's what's better
You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the Mighty Sphinx
But I saw Robert Durst confess the murder in The Jinx
(burp)
Pardon me, sir, we're trying to find a host for this year's Emmy Awards.
What shows have you seen?
I watched:
Orange Is The New Black
Better Call Saul
Dowton Abbey
Veep
Wolf Hall
Mad Man
Louie
Game of Thrones
Homeland
Mom
Broad City
Bones
Key and Peele
Modern Family
Parks and Recs
Silicon Valley
Empire
How To Get Away With Murder
Blackish
Inside Amy Schumer
House of Cards
Houdini
Flash
The Last Man On Earth
3 runs of Mash
Pawn Stars and
The Daily Show
Cajun Pawn Stars
Tosh.O
The Bachelorette
Stephen Colbert
SNL
What Not To Wear
Wife Swap
Private Lives of Nashville Wives
Army Wives
Prison Wives
Trophy Wives
Basketball Wives
Mob Wives
Sister Wives
The Good Wife
Wives With Knives
The Real Housewives
And 40 more shows about wives
Alright kid you got the game
Now get up there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes
It's time for the Emmys and my resume is posting
And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting
Cuz I've done watched
Every damn show
And I'm white
There might be some shows missing in the conversation at the beginning.
2:23
"Fieval"
"Papa"
"Fieval"
"Papa"
HAHAHA THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Doug judy?
You are a mindreader
You can read minds.
You guys having fun?
THE CASUAL REFERENCE TO RACISM IN THE MEDIA AT THE END. I STAN ONE MAN
this 2021 makes me more like andy samberg , binge watching all the classics tv shows
This is my new favorite song.
He clearly didnt see any hispanic/indian shows or he would still be inside the bunker
HAHAHAHA FACTS
It would take him 10 years to complete one indian show
Too true
Stuck for 15 years lol
LMAO, right? Watching one is like falling down a rabbit hole you just keep going and going and going
I was like “lol sounds like les mis” as a joke then he comes in with “JAVERT”