Okay the fact that the FIRST NAME Shane pulls out of that book is Electra has me SCREAMING because the Electra complex is the Fruedian idea of a daughter being IN LOVE with their father and THAT is cosmic irony.
PSA: DO NOT PULL STRING OUT OF YOUR CAT'S BUTT! It can slice through their small intestines and need emergency surgery not to die! You should use scissors to trim it off as close as possible to the animal so it doesn't get yanked accidentally, then just let them poop it out naturally. But check that they do pass it successfully. Speaking of, Shane and Ryland can't even properly care for their pets! That poor cat! They're hiding in the sink to get away from the dog. Who was clearly never taught to be gentle with smaller animals. Clearly, the dog was only trying to play, but that cat was so distressed. And asked Ryland for help when he walked past. That's how they'll treat their kids too. Translated into human situations. So sad,
I'm actually really glad that I read this about not pulling a string out of my cat's butt because she loves to eat yarn and plastic and sometimes I worry that I might be in that situation but usually I can catch her. I just pull it out her mouth and it's all gross and slimy
@@mikuenjoyerXD Be very careful. String can easily cause blockages in the intestine and that's life threatening. I have a string/hair eater too and make sure there's none of that anywhere near where she can get her paws to it.
@@mikuenjoyerXD Be very careful about that! I work as a veterinary assistant and a cat eating string can and often does cause a blockage that leads to a $3500+ surgery
the fact that shane mainly sexualized little girls (willow smith, the cheerleader girl, his cousin, etc.) and literally states that he would prefer to have a little girl of his own is so horrifying
Man, 1.) I am disgusted that Ryland is 100% aware of Shane's past ( there's no way he doesn't) and still wants to a baby with Shane. Ryland is also a red flag. Being the parent that just turns a blind eye is dangerous and equally as bad. 2.) As someone whose step father was a register SO before meeting my mom, people who joke about these things, are 100% okay with doing actual sa.[ for those concerned, Both my son and I are safe, and I went no contact years ago] 3.) As a parent myself, if I had a bunch of anything that was even remotely embarrassing, I would be terrified for my kid to see that, let alone as gross as what Shane has done. 4.) Posting "this entire process" instantly removes any agency any child could possibly have in the future. Clearly, niether of them will respect any child that comes into their lives, EVEN if they are shockingly "great parents." TDLR: Someone 100% should call CPS on these two. And if not that, they both need serious parenting classes, and probably will know their local CPS worker by name.
Unfortunately, child services can’t do anything. Shane hasn’t technically committed a crime. Unless the living conditions are completely unsafe for the child and Shane has proven to be a real danger to the child, which legally he hasn’t, then there is nothing they can do.
Also, just a reminder not to ever call CSP unless you see something yourself or know the family personally. It just bogs down the system and makes them less likely to take complaints against those individuals seriously in the future.
@@Kathrynkara plus by the time cps does get involved it’s usually after significant trauma or abuse has already happened.and i feel like that clip with his cousin has to count for cp seeing that he acknowledges hes putting her in questionable circumstances for the chomos that watch his channel?!
I’m with you for most of this, but your assertion that “people who joke about these things, are 100% okay with doing actual sa” is completely absurd and I’d argue that it’s harmful. They are shitty people who aren’t funny. But let’s not pretend that they are *necessarily* okay with doing SA.
they should 100% start doing background checks on ppl who want to have children bc with a reputation like shane dawson you should NOT be having children
@@smells1e.-_it doesn’t matter what somebody does as long as it’s not illegal. It would be different in countries like England, but in America (haven’t watched the video yet but I assume he’s adopting in America or from a different country) money is a more important factor than being a quality parent.
+ the way that he kept saying 'I look so gross 😔" and Shane completely ignored him?? And when he did say something, he said 'Well I always look gross and you dont see me complaining', making it about him. Like no validation or reassurance, even if Ryland was saying it for attention- he's such an apathetic, narcissitic person and I can't IMAGINE how bad he'll be with his kid-
@@twig2730YES exactly! If I said just ONCE to my bf that I felt ugly he would SHOWER me with compliments. Shane just ignores rylands statements, and even seems amnoyed
I love how they're getting a surigate instead of adopting, because they can pay thousands of dollars to pay someone to have their kid, but would probably get rejected if they tried to adopt.
Yup. They probably have some soulless fan of Shane’s as the surrogate. I think any surrogate would do as much as research on the people who want to hire them. Because you could be carrying babies for insane people (like these two). It’s gotta be a Shane stan. They love her because she probably told Shane how it was so unfair people were disgusted by him and he did nothing wrong. I pray not a single embryo takes. They have no clue about real life never mind a kid. And when this kid goes to school everyone’s going to know what a freak their father is. That is so unfair to the kid.
Knowing how narcissistic they are they probably want a kid with their dna. They don’t seem like the kind of people who would love a child regardless of if they’re not blood related. But also yeah adoption requires a lot more screening
That's not why they're doing a surrogate instead of adoption, I'm sure it's because they're one of those ppl who say "adopted child is not my real child because we don't have blood connection", and you know these two NEED to have 100% original brand name everything... including a child.
petition to snatch Shane's baby with the superhuman speed of a preteen shoplifting gum and then deliver it to Jake, Jake Dolittle, who is the superior potential Dad
I won’t ever understand how someone who has a full and long history of sexualizing not just teens but kids is allowed to have a child … I don’t think they know how much work it’s going to be at all and can’t begin to imagine how they are going to raise a human for 18+ years
It kinda annoys me when people criticise Shane and phrase it as 'jokes he made'. What he did was worse, as he involved an actual child and sexualized her.
He doesn't think he's rich because he compares himself to the super rich like Kardashians and stuff, not to us plebs. Usually, when you get something, like shit to of money, it's shocking how quickly you start to treat as a given and become unaware of your newly found privilege, so you're just focused on getting more.
It’s so sad knowing CPS won’t do anything even if something does happen. A (distantish) family member had hard drugs in her system when she had her daughter, she abandoned her all her life (she’s 5 now), and only used her for facebook clout. CPS gives her a pat on the back for abusing her child and that’s it. They don’t actually care about children.
@@no-wun Exactly man. Some asshole ratted me out for our water heater breaking for a year since we couldn't afford to fix it and my mom screamed at me with her side of the phone muted that CPS will kidnap me because I was too excited to shut up when we figured out how to shower without my head feeling like it was being stabbed constantly. And that was high school. Turns out the school admin recommended Salvation Army (who isn't that good either to those in need) for cheaper items, but she forgot she made my ears ring from how outraged she was.
it really depends on the cps in your area. my friends experiences with cps have been pleasant & they were very thorough to make sure the baby was in a good home, whereas my brothers experience with cps was god awful & they were harassed for living in a trailer. then i’ve heard of other people from my hometown who have yet to run in with cps but NEED cps involved. it realllyyyy depends
@@ericalang7846it depends but a majority of experiences are negative. especially if your child is old enough to listen to you. yeah you can check on a baby and sus out if the living conditions and care are good, usually that's straightforward. but if your child is old enough to speak (like I was when my cps case was opened) they're old enough to lie. which is exactly what I was told to do even though my home had prison tier DV. My mother told me I would be molested in foster care if they took me from her, so I had to lie to them for fear of getting something worse. Honestly it was fucked up of her but she also wasn't lying, my uncle was in foster care as a kid after cps took him away and he was molested. My best friend spent time in foster care when she was a bit older, and it was a really shitty experience. If your experience with cps isn't shitty, it's likely wherever they send you will be.
That’s what I’m saying lmao I like them but I don’t think they understand the FULL aspect of having a child it more than just naming them and getting clothes lol
Reminds me of my cousin who is very irresponsible in general (Has like 4 giant pitbulls and 4 cats in one tiny trailer home.) Her animals were aggressive already from being so confined to such a small space 24/7 (her pitbulls have attacked one another before, and when she tried to "break up" the fights, they ripped her hands apart. Literally shredded her hands and required stitches. Did she have her aggressive pitbulls euthanized THEN? Nope.) One day she came home to p i e c e s of her cat scattered all over the place, the walls, everything. Did she euthanize the dog who did it? Nope. She continued to have all her animals live in that same environment and did absolutely nothing except for plan to probably get even more animals. 😒😒
@@biggestastiest This happened like 2 years ago and I don't even know my cousins address or her girlfriend's full name (they own the trailer together) otherwise i would have ☹️ (i hate my cousin and cut her out of my life years ago but heard about all of this through other relatives)
Trying to word this as non-trauma dump-y as possible...you covering this, especially knowing we have similar reasons to be especially pissed about it, is incredibly cathartic. Your rage is perfect. Watching you destroy the sweatshirt while he JUSTIFIED THAT SHIT in the background was perfect. Idk, just. Thank you for going through this for us lol. I couldn't deal with this without your interjections
Knowing someone very close to me who went through both IUI and IVF they way they are both so ignorantly looking at their report pisses me off. Like people spend months and years of their lives working towards something like this and they can’t even read an embryo report???
Jake, I’m a sophomore in high school and I eat lunch alone in the bathroom everyday lol. I always watch your videos during lunch. Thanks for keeping me company
My cousin and I love your videos! She just got knee surgery for her lyme disease and is on track to be walking again this summer! You are a huge inspiration for us. Keep up the good work ❤
28:10 Shane dunkin on rich people when he himself is a rich person annoys me to no end. He's still trying to seem like he's just like us and is 'poor". Ya'll ust bought a $23 smoothie,YOU GUYS ARE THE RICH PEOPLE!(Also ironic considering just how filthy that man is)
I feel a tiny bit bad for Ryland. He seems so excited and Shawn looks like he is regretting ever saying yes to the idea or being with Ryland. All we can hope is Shawn doesn't hurt the kid(s) and that Ryland take care of them majority cause I just don't see Shane being a good father.
when youre born with ovaries youre born with all the eggs youll ever have, and like imagining letting shane dawson inseminate 18 of my finite eggs is horrific and not worth it 🤢
@@Mama_Bear524 More likely shes a desperate poor woman looking for money. You have to throw a LOT of cash at someone to get them to go through the often traumatizing process of giving birth for money.
@@Mama_Bear524 she found their insta so she has to at least know of them. if it were me id do my own personal research on the person im giving eggs to.
as a former child fan of shane, it's ao satisfying seeing him get exposed and seeing his merch being destroyed. however, if u can, i think it would be best not to buy his merch so that he won't get a single penny. maybe jake can have former fans send him their merch so he can destroy it for them?? you would be getting free merch and content, there is no cons to this plan, jake!!!
Malibu barbie is literally a better name than beary without a doubt. Cuz malibu isnt a terrible name and barbie is a great name. But beary is just an old mans name spelt like a little kid wrote it
One time I was sitting around my house when felt a weird feeling on my foot, and when I looked down I saw that my toenail had just disconnected itself from my toe. Solidarity, Jake.
the message this stream conveys is very impactful, showing how shane tries to flaunt himself as a relatable good guy with the juxtaposition of the older videos, tells a story of a twisted man that the public shouldn't trust to magically change without true repercussions.
Veterinary advice: please never pull a string out of your cats butt or mouth!! You have no way of knowing if it’s lodged further into the intestine and could cause life threatening complications for the intestines. We call these “linear foreign bodies.”
Are there no laws restricting this stuff? I feel like with Shane's history he should surely be banned from all of these services?! I feel like they must be paying some private lab hella coin to go along with this
He hasn’t technically done anything ‘wrong’ tho. Unfortunately unless you actually endanger a child then you’re not a danger to kids. Doesn’t matter what disgusting things you’ve said.
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Legally perhaps, but anyone with half a brain cell can see that he is not someone who should be around children. Even if he hasn't done anything that could get him convicted in a court.
I couldn’t move thanks to a huge pain flare and had to listen with my eyes closed. Thank you for keeping me company. Dear Shane, please change your mind about children. 😅
If they do have a kid I hope they don't show them on camera and that the kid is as safe as possible while living with them.. Unfortunately they're more likely to show them on camera and be crappy parents ofc.
this literally can’t be real. the system is so broken. are they using a surrogate agency or jus someone they found to agree ?? if they’re using an agency i would love to know the name of said agency.
I’m literally disgusted and sick to my stomach. Not just as a mother but a sane person. Shane is so disturbing and I can’t believe he’s allowed to have a child. I lobe you Jake I love that you played his old nasty clips with this
I really need that shane compilation in its own video, I've never seen most of those and it's the most insane shit I've ever seen. I don't think people would even believe me unless they saw those
check out d'angelo wallace's video on him!! he deleted it but it was reuploaded by someone else. only watch it if you have a strong stomach tho-- the shane clips in that one are so, so horrendous. like made me physically sick
I’m not happy for them whatsoever. Even as a gay couple. I’m not happy for them. Usually would never say that, even as someone who doesn’t want kids. Not happy about this.
I actually love the name Isis as it's an Egyptian goddess' name, I wanted to name my cat that but my parents overruled me lol. Hate that it's now just associated with isis the terrorists!
@@serunato The pronunciation depends on the language of the speaker, it can be multiple things. American English speakers pronounce both the same, but I don't think the English pronunciation is right in either case.
@@Struudeli no, i know.. same w the islamic isis, i think every language pronounces it differently. i was just wondering how you pronounce both of them specifically in english, if it's the same. cuz in my language we pronounce it as "ee sis" or "ae set" so i didn't know if english pronounces it the same as the terrorist organization lol cuz that is unfortunate
Genuinely so terrified for this kid. If your father is this groomy and grimy (even if it’s JuSt HiS pAsT) there are so many gross people who would take advantage of that. Especially since this child will probably be so exploited by Shane. Ryland turning a blind eye to all of Shane’s past about this is worse. When people try to take advantage of them their parents will most likely turn a blind eye to it.
Although I think it's important to remind the world what kind of a person Shane actually is, I can't watch this because it's too much. So I'll feed the algorithm through comments.
The way I knew a girl that went to my middle and high school named Electra(with a c) ... 🧍🏾♀️(and yes her dad named her after the comic character(Elektra with a k) 😭 but I believe the origin of the name itself is actually Greek
37:35 “Maybe you should fucking know what it is tho” 😂❤ It’s you reading my mind in simple ways like this that reminds me to keep c9ming back 😅 Sometimes the internet makes one feel crazy when in fact it’s the content creator going off the deep end
I'm so scared for that baby :( He better not cross the line into physical abuse from those f'd thoughts he tried to pass off as jokes. Just the thought that he could think that to myself while caring for his baby... Makes me want to cry and scream. I wonder if he talks about those thoughts in therapy... Ugh I'm so worried.
“Uuuh it stinks it stinks so bad!!” You know what else stinks? Babies. I doubt Shane would ever change the babies diaper. He doesn’t even help with the dogs. They had a kitten that got stepped on by the dog unattended and it died and they think they’re ready for a kid? After they got 7 alpacas and another puppy? Fuck dude either they’re going to rehome all the animals or have a nanny take care of the kid every moment.
@@dragoncup9099 wouldn’t be surprised if they dump baby responsibility on rylands parents too so they can focus on “content creation” and Shane’s endlessly ongoing horror script. 🙄
High key hope they rehome those animals tho. Watching that kitty cry for help in the background as they ignored it was heartbreaking. Those babies, just like their future baby, don't belong there at all
Sometimes I can’t handle a lot of sarcasm or swirling between tone because I can find it confusing if I don’t understand the persons social queues and I like listening to jake talk and I like his energy lmao :)
I cannot believe I used to watch shane dawson.. like I remember some of the bad or questionable things he did but I had no idea it was THAT bad. Hearing that clip from his podcast is astounding
1:01:48 I was one of those babies lol, my parents had to go down that route due to my mom not having working hormones. They put three eggs and they all made it pretty far but two of us survived and that’s great. I’m really glad that this type of pregnancy it’s available (obviously, or I wouldn’t be here) but I’m absolutely disgusted that that means Shane Dawson can have kids. I did not survive as testing for this method just so this man can have kids 😭😭
The whole video just feels like ryland at least kind of caring about what's going on with the baby situation at shane just like not giving a shit. He makes everything into some stupid joke, it's like he doesn't even want it
This really goes to show that most people are really not deserving to be parents. Like I know people can change, but the inappropriate behavior from Shane, he really shouldnt be allowed to have or be near any child.
Man, all of this stuff that I wanted to happen when I was still a stan back in 2017-18 is happening now, when I am disgusted by this man, is just. AAAAHHHH. There's a tiny part of me that hopes that maybe we're wrong and they'll be good parents, but I'm really not going to get my hopes up here.
Okay the fact that the FIRST NAME Shane pulls out of that book is Electra has me SCREAMING because the Electra complex is the Fruedian idea of a daughter being IN LOVE with their father and THAT is cosmic irony.
NOWAY OH MY THANK U FOR THIS INFO
The universe is SCREAMING for shane not to have a child
OH GOD? I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED THAT 😭
OH MY FÚÇKÍÑG GOD I'M HORRIFIED
Meet Shane Dawson's kids, Oedipus and Electra.
I’m not religious but I will absolutely be praying for that child 😭
100%
first time I’ve prayed in years..
its so bad we got athiests prayin
Me too I'm an atheist 😭
@@TRAGICTIDES CPS won’t do anything. They never do.
PSA: DO NOT PULL STRING OUT OF YOUR CAT'S BUTT! It can slice through their small intestines and need emergency surgery not to die! You should use scissors to trim it off as close as possible to the animal so it doesn't get yanked accidentally, then just let them poop it out naturally. But check that they do pass it successfully.
Speaking of, Shane and Ryland can't even properly care for their pets! That poor cat! They're hiding in the sink to get away from the dog. Who was clearly never taught to be gentle with smaller animals. Clearly, the dog was only trying to play, but that cat was so distressed. And asked Ryland for help when he walked past.
That's how they'll treat their kids too. Translated into human situations. So sad,
I'm actually really glad that I read this about not pulling a string out of my cat's butt because she loves to eat yarn and plastic and sometimes I worry that I might be in that situation but usually I can catch her. I just pull it out her mouth and it's all gross and slimy
Thank you!!!!
@@mikuenjoyerXD Be very careful. String can easily cause blockages in the intestine and that's life threatening. I have a string/hair eater too and make sure there's none of that anywhere near where she can get her paws to it.
@@mikuenjoyerXD Be very careful about that! I work as a veterinary assistant and a cat eating string can and often does cause a blockage that leads to a $3500+ surgery
thank you very much. you just potentially saved my boyfriend and i's 3 cats. appreciate it so so much
I’m so happy that I’m disconnected enough from Shane at this point that I didn’t know he was having a kid. But also, thank you for filling me in.
Me slowly watching Jake lose his mind over this was so validating
Edit: spelling
the fact that shane mainly sexualized little girls (willow smith, the cheerleader girl, his cousin, etc.) and literally states that he would prefer to have a little girl of his own is so horrifying
let’s not forget that he likes ryland to dress up like a girl and always says he looks younger.
Can't wait for his daughter to release a book in 20 years called "My Father the Monster"
@@ChamplooSamurai8 and you better believe i’m preordering that shit
@@ChamplooSamurai8 "im glad my dad died"
@@aloeleaf Goddamnit why didn't I think of that!! 🤣
Jeanette McCurdy vibes lolol
Man, 1.) I am disgusted that Ryland is 100% aware of Shane's past ( there's no way he doesn't) and still wants to a baby with Shane. Ryland is also a red flag. Being the parent that just turns a blind eye is dangerous and equally as bad. 2.) As someone whose step father was a register SO before meeting my mom, people who joke about these things, are 100% okay with doing actual sa.[ for those concerned, Both my son and I are safe, and I went no contact years ago] 3.) As a parent myself, if I had a bunch of anything that was even remotely embarrassing, I would be terrified for my kid to see that, let alone as gross as what Shane has done. 4.) Posting "this entire process" instantly removes any agency any child could possibly have in the future. Clearly, niether of them will respect any child that comes into their lives, EVEN if they are shockingly "great parents."
TDLR: Someone 100% should call CPS on these two. And if not that, they both need serious parenting classes, and probably will know their local CPS worker by name.
Unfortunately, child services can’t do anything. Shane hasn’t technically committed a crime. Unless the living conditions are completely unsafe for the child and Shane has proven to be a real danger to the child, which legally he hasn’t, then there is nothing they can do.
Also, just a reminder not to ever call CSP unless you see something yourself or know the family personally. It just bogs down the system and makes them less likely to take complaints against those individuals seriously in the future.
There seems to be general agreement that Ryland continues to be with Shane because of Shane's value for social media
@@Kathrynkara plus by the time cps does get involved it’s usually after significant trauma or abuse has already happened.and i feel like that clip with his cousin has to count for cp seeing that he acknowledges hes putting her in questionable circumstances for the chomos that watch his channel?!
I’m with you for most of this, but your assertion that “people who joke about these things, are 100% okay with doing actual sa” is completely absurd and I’d argue that it’s harmful.
They are shitty people who aren’t funny. But let’s not pretend that they are *necessarily* okay with doing SA.
they should 100% start doing background checks on ppl who want to have children bc with a reputation like shane dawson you should NOT be having children
right!!! like do they not at least google them? employers do more when hiring people at target wtf
@@smells1e.-_it doesn’t matter what somebody does as long as it’s not illegal. It would be different in countries like England, but in America (haven’t watched the video yet but I assume he’s adopting in America or from a different country) money is a more important factor than being a quality parent.
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 what about swapping chewing gum with a 13 year old?
@@lightningbolt4467 not illegal? Just weird
That would get into seedy territory. Preventing poor people or POC from having kids for "reasons."
HE CALLED A NAKED BABY SEXY and is having a child that’s so scary…
Each of the gross things on their own is gross enough but ffs there are so many examples!!
Can we show this to some cops or social workers or sth so they’ll be alert
He made a joke years ago and is now mature enough to have a child. Why is that scary?
@@swiggydswirl330 Act like you don't understand the point lol
@@swiggydswirl330 thank you!!!
shane: "their dad is now a twelve year old boy"
ryland: "what 😀"
shane: "cuz you look so young haha!"
RYLAND get OUTTT of that relationship omg
He’s not even trying to hide it at this point
No he is complicit in everything and basicly enabling him.
+ the way that he kept saying 'I look so gross 😔" and Shane completely ignored him?? And when he did say something, he said 'Well I always look gross and you dont see me complaining', making it about him. Like no validation or reassurance, even if Ryland was saying it for attention- he's such an apathetic, narcissitic person and I can't IMAGINE how bad he'll be with his kid-
@@twig2730 it was so weird how he just looked confused... dude that's your husband and you just decide to say nothing???
@@twig2730YES exactly! If I said just ONCE to my bf that I felt ugly he would SHOWER me with compliments. Shane just ignores rylands statements, and even seems amnoyed
Oh no he can’t have a child. Someone please take it away
I KNOW IM SO WORRIED FOR THAT BABY
Best and easiest way to respond to this
Knowing Onision still has his children gives me no hope for this child.
Oh God....I hadn't thought of Onision in years....those poor kids :((
At least Onision never used them for internet clout
@@ChamplooSamurai8 he just let them fall out of windows
omg i forgot that psycho has kids. how is this allowed???
It's pretty ironic that a pedo warned us about another pedo. Ironic huh?
I love how they're getting a surigate instead of adopting, because they can pay thousands of dollars to pay someone to have their kid, but would probably get rejected if they tried to adopt.
Yup. They probably have some soulless fan of Shane’s as the surrogate. I think any surrogate would do as much as research on the people who want to hire them. Because you could be carrying babies for insane people (like these two). It’s gotta be a Shane stan. They love her because she probably told Shane how it was so unfair people were disgusted by him and he did nothing wrong. I pray not a single embryo takes. They have no clue about real life never mind a kid. And when this kid goes to school everyone’s going to know what a freak their father is. That is so unfair to the kid.
IS THAT WHY!
Knowing how narcissistic they are they probably want a kid with their dna. They don’t seem like the kind of people who would love a child regardless of if they’re not blood related. But also yeah adoption requires a lot more screening
🤢 wtf they knew
That's not why they're doing a surrogate instead of adoption, I'm sure it's because they're one of those ppl who say "adopted child is not my real child because we don't have blood connection", and you know these two NEED to have 100% original brand name everything... including a child.
petition to snatch Shane's baby with the superhuman speed of a preteen shoplifting gum and then deliver it to Jake, Jake Dolittle, who is the superior potential Dad
yeah i’ll sign too
Me three
Sign me up
ME FIFTH
Me sixth
shane discussing justifying CP while Jake tears apart the sweatshirt was hilarious and also terribly upsetting
The fact that Shane, someone who constantly jokes about not showering and pisses into bottles, makes fun of food being "stinky" is just so ironic
I won’t ever understand how someone who has a full and long history of sexualizing not just teens but kids is allowed to have a child … I don’t think they know how much work it’s going to be at all and can’t begin to imagine how they are going to raise a human for 18+ years
It kinda annoys me when people criticise Shane and phrase it as 'jokes he made'. What he did was worse, as he involved an actual child and sexualized her.
2 children unfortunately:/
@@dollienanwaaaaaay more than that 🤮
I've always hated how Shane talks about the rich like he isn't one of them 😒
what nooo he's so poor!! he is so poor and relatable i swear!!!!
He doesn't think he's rich because he compares himself to the super rich like Kardashians and stuff, not to us plebs. Usually, when you get something, like shit to of money, it's shocking how quickly you start to treat as a given and become unaware of your newly found privilege, so you're just focused on getting more.
Jake slowly descending into madness is honestly the most healthy response to Shane Dawson's content
i wish i could send the surrogate a compilation of some of shane’s best moments with children 😍
all it takes is one Google search to find heaps of awful shit. i think they must not care cause theyre getting paid so much :-(
@@dumbpinkthing hopefully they just arnt online, but I'm not to sure I can believe she isnt...
I wanna hope for the best but that isnt likely
@@dumbpinkthing 99% of the time any woman willing to be a surrogate is incredibly desperateq
It’s so sad knowing CPS won’t do anything even if something does happen. A (distantish) family member had hard drugs in her system when she had her daughter, she abandoned her all her life (she’s 5 now), and only used her for facebook clout. CPS gives her a pat on the back for abusing her child and that’s it. They don’t actually care about children.
Exactly. And boys being abused? "Quit complaining, you have a home and parents."
@@no-wun Exactly man. Some asshole ratted me out for our water heater breaking for a year since we couldn't afford to fix it and my mom screamed at me with her side of the phone muted that CPS will kidnap me because I was too excited to shut up when we figured out how to shower without my head feeling like it was being stabbed constantly. And that was high school. Turns out the school admin recommended Salvation Army (who isn't that good either to those in need) for cheaper items, but she forgot she made my ears ring from how outraged she was.
Couldn’t agree more. I know someone in CPS and they legit tell me most of them don’t care what happens as long as they get paid and don’t get sued.
it really depends on the cps in your area. my friends experiences with cps have been pleasant & they were very thorough to make sure the baby was in a good home, whereas my brothers experience with cps was god awful & they were harassed for living in a trailer. then i’ve heard of other people from my hometown who have yet to run in with cps but NEED cps involved. it realllyyyy depends
@@ericalang7846it depends but a majority of experiences are negative. especially if your child is old enough to listen to you. yeah you can check on a baby and sus out if the living conditions and care are good, usually that's straightforward. but if your child is old enough to speak (like I was when my cps case was opened) they're old enough to lie. which is exactly what I was told to do even though my home had prison tier DV. My mother told me I would be molested in foster care if they took me from her, so I had to lie to them for fear of getting something worse. Honestly it was fucked up of her but she also wasn't lying, my uncle was in foster care as a kid after cps took him away and he was molested. My best friend spent time in foster care when she was a bit older, and it was a really shitty experience. If your experience with cps isn't shitty, it's likely wherever they send you will be.
Shane feels like the type to return his child after a couple weeks
Probably 😅
That’s what I’m saying lmao I like them but I don’t think they understand the FULL aspect of having a child it more than just naming them and getting clothes lol
You like them?? Are you okay mentally bc wtf
@@kaskaskas was this to me because my comment was clearly not complementary
this though
Jake just absolutely losing it cutting up his merch is hysterical. Thank you for the laugh through this awful creators content
I was dying when I heard the “treat me like slut”
@@maritzahernandez9129for real! 😆
Shane's gonna be too busy loving other ppls kids more than he gonna love his kid 💀
And I oop 💀
GIRL
Just a reminder, that they once got a kitten and left it unattended with their dog, that ended up killing it
Honestly if the same thing happened with their baby I wouldn’t at all be surprised
Oh my god???
I feel like puking
Reminds me of my cousin who is very irresponsible in general (Has like 4 giant pitbulls and 4 cats in one tiny trailer home.) Her animals were aggressive already from being so confined to such a small space 24/7 (her pitbulls have attacked one another before, and when she tried to "break up" the fights, they ripped her hands apart. Literally shredded her hands and required stitches. Did she have her aggressive pitbulls euthanized THEN? Nope.) One day she came home to p i e c e s of her cat scattered all over the place, the walls, everything. Did she euthanize the dog who did it? Nope. She continued to have all her animals live in that same environment and did absolutely nothing except for plan to probably get even more animals. 😒😒
@@biggestastiest This happened like 2 years ago and I don't even know my cousins address or her girlfriend's full name (they own the trailer together) otherwise i would have ☹️ (i hate my cousin and cut her out of my life years ago but heard about all of this through other relatives)
Trying to word this as non-trauma dump-y as possible...you covering this, especially knowing we have similar reasons to be especially pissed about it, is incredibly cathartic. Your rage is perfect. Watching you destroy the sweatshirt while he JUSTIFIED THAT SHIT in the background was perfect. Idk, just. Thank you for going through this for us lol. I couldn't deal with this without your interjections
Okay but why is no one mentioning how Jake is absolutely ROCKING that outfit like sister is rocking that shit😭
i love his necklaces
@@angelaoriel5912 me too!!! He's so stylish fr😭
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Fr he looks nice in a sweater
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There isn't a single sentence that comes out of Shane's mouth that sounds genuine. It's so creepy.
His cousin has to have trauma because genuinely, the shit that Shane directed her to do is so predatory and manipulative? Where were her parents bro?
*related to Shame. So ….
Knowing someone very close to me who went through both IUI and IVF they way they are both so ignorantly looking at their report pisses me off. Like people spend months and years of their lives working towards something like this and they can’t even read an embryo report???
they’re just doing it because they can afford it and that’s really scary
Yeah theyre doing it on a whim, this is like a fun “new” addition to their life or videos
Theyre doing it for funzies
Jake, I’m a sophomore in high school and I eat lunch alone in the bathroom everyday lol. I always watch your videos during lunch. Thanks for keeping me company
damn, been there. i cant believe im saying this but it gets better -a college freshman
Why in the bathroom?
Been there too, keep persevering it'll get better when you graduate. Never lose sight of who you are 🙏 -27yr old
Hopping on this! It gets so much better. Hang in there - a 20 yr old
ask the office or a teacher you trust if you can eat somewhere away from the lunchroom. i eat lunch in a teachers class bc the lunchroom is too noisy
Ryland is actually an easily influenced 16 year old girl who lives on tiktok
Also the way Shane still gets millions of views has me losing faith in people today. They literally just don’t give a fuck
My cousin and I love your videos! She just got knee surgery for her lyme disease and is on track to be walking again this summer! You are a huge inspiration for us. Keep up the good work ❤
best wishes for your cousin!!
hell yeah! i hope healing goes well for her!
Congrats for your cousin that she's healing well!!
Sending healing vibes to your cousin ✨💓✨
28:10 Shane dunkin on rich people when he himself is a rich person annoys me to no end. He's still trying to seem like he's just like us and is 'poor". Ya'll ust bought a $23 smoothie,YOU GUYS ARE THE RICH PEOPLE!(Also ironic considering just how filthy that man is)
Shane better be on some sorta watch list 💀
Innit
@@kuromijam2728 innit
@@kuromijam2728innit
I feel a tiny bit bad for Ryland. He seems so excited and Shawn looks like he is regretting ever saying yes to the idea or being with Ryland.
All we can hope is Shawn doesn't hurt the kid(s) and that Ryland take care of them majority cause I just don't see Shane being a good father.
I want Ryland to leave Shane . He is too good for him and he’s NOTHING like Shane . I feel like he’s only with Shane because of money atp
@@Dzante22 ryland is just as bad as Shane. he's a shallow money hungry person that doesn't care abt his husband's actions.
Ryland is 100% okay with shanes predatory abusive actions and even takes money for it, for himself.
Shane saying "their dad is a 12 year old boy" sounds awfully similar to him fantasizing a relationship with minors (a stretch💀)
barely a stretch at this point
With how often he says how young Ryland looks and telling him about his ‘little girl build’ or whatever, it’s hardly a stretch at this point
when youre born with ovaries youre born with all the eggs youll ever have, and like imagining letting shane dawson inseminate 18 of my finite eggs is horrific and not worth it 🤢
Ya there is something wrong with that person. For sure. She must be a fan
@@Mama_Bear524 More likely shes a desperate poor woman looking for money. You have to throw a LOT of cash at someone to get them to go through the often traumatizing process of giving birth for money.
She let them have 35 eggs on total. 18 for Rylan 17 for Shane
@@Mama_Bear524 she found their insta so she has to at least know of them. if it were me id do my own personal research on the person im giving eggs to.
Okay but just cause youre born with ovaries doesnt make you automatically want to have kids ? Like, ever ?
his kids boutta be named Oedipus and Electra fr
😂😳
as a former child fan of shane, it's ao satisfying seeing him get exposed and seeing his merch being destroyed. however, if u can, i think it would be best not to buy his merch so that he won't get a single penny. maybe jake can have former fans send him their merch so he can destroy it for them??
you would be getting free merch and content, there is no cons to this plan, jake!!!
that's exactly what i was thinking ^^^
that is genius
The single con I can see you that plan is that I would imagine most former fans already got rid of that merch?
AINTNOWAY.... it should be illegal for some people to have children.
How in the world did he get through the approval process.
Cuz he’s got that moneeyyyyyy and that’s all this world cares about unfortunately 🙄
the fact that only wanted animal names.... after the cat stuff is WILD.
As someone trying to get pregnant, this is so scary. I cant believe someone is WILLING to give them a baby?
hope this isn’t weird lol, just wanted to wish you well and good luck! :)
ikr??? this whole thing is sick and i’m already hurting for those poor children
Thanks for letting us know you are injecting sperm into yourself
Malibu barbie is literally a better name than beary without a doubt. Cuz malibu isnt a terrible name and barbie is a great name. But beary is just an old mans name spelt like a little kid wrote it
Barbie is awful, that wouldve fcked me the fck up
One time I was sitting around my house when felt a weird feeling on my foot, and when I looked down I saw that my toenail had just disconnected itself from my toe. Solidarity, Jake.
it did what??? 😭 lmfao
casual toenail bluetooth disconnect moment
what😭😭
new fear unlocked 😨
the message this stream conveys is very impactful, showing how shane tries to flaunt himself as a relatable good guy with the juxtaposition of the older videos, tells a story of a twisted man that the public shouldn't trust to magically change without true repercussions.
For $23 that smoothie better turn me into Bella
Do they not do background checks or is this an "everyone has a price" situation
Probably a stan who thinks Shane did nothing wrong. 100%.
his ex girlfriend lisa is at the moment expecting a baby as well😭 these poor kids ....
Thats suprising she said she did not want children.
jake is so unhinged in this and i love it💀
Veterinary advice: please never pull a string out of your cats butt or mouth!! You have no way of knowing if it’s lodged further into the intestine and could cause life threatening complications for the intestines. We call these “linear foreign bodies.”
Trisha knows what she is doing. She loves to troll....Shane you can't tell if he is joking or being serious.
Yeah you know someone’s fucked up when they’re worse than Trish
And she’s a good mother
I can tell.
Saw the title and audibly groaned. Someone take the poor child away from him 😭
Jake destroying the shane merch while dancing to 212 has cured my mental illness, thanks sister love your work
It's funny because he used to call Garrett "Gare-Bear" and now he wants to name his kid Bear 💀
Are there no laws restricting this stuff? I feel like with Shane's history he should surely be banned from all of these services?! I feel like they must be paying some private lab hella coin to go along with this
He hasn’t technically done anything ‘wrong’ tho. Unfortunately unless you actually endanger a child then you’re not a danger to kids. Doesn’t matter what disgusting things you’ve said.
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Legally perhaps, but anyone with half a brain cell can see that he is not someone who should be around children. Even if he hasn't done anything that could get him convicted in a court.
@@KreeZafi I do agree, it’s unfortunate that American adoption agencies care more about money than children. Also, Memento Mori
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Pretty sad indeed sick sad world.
Using shock humor ten years ago doesn't make him a threat to children.
I couldn’t move thanks to a huge pain flare and had to listen with my eyes closed. Thank you for keeping me company.
Dear Shane, please change your mind about children. 😅
I'm so here for Jake dancing to Kim Petras
If they do have a kid I hope they don't show them on camera and that the kid is as safe as possible while living with them.. Unfortunately they're more likely to show them on camera and be crappy parents ofc.
oh yeah, that baby's going online. anything to save their dying channels
can't believe Shane is finally pregnant! such a miracle of life! ❤❤
this literally can’t be real. the system is so broken. are they using a surrogate agency or jus someone they found to agree ?? if they’re using an agency i would love to know the name of said agency.
I’m literally disgusted and sick to my stomach. Not just as a mother but a sane person. Shane is so disturbing and I can’t believe he’s allowed to have a child. I lobe you Jake I love that you played his old nasty clips with this
I really need that shane compilation in its own video, I've never seen most of those and it's the most insane shit I've ever seen. I don't think people would even believe me unless they saw those
check out d'angelo wallace's video on him!! he deleted it but it was reuploaded by someone else. only watch it if you have a strong stomach tho-- the shane clips in that one are so, so horrendous. like made me physically sick
@@dumbpinkthingspecifically the ones with the fine bros made me physically recoil
@@gargles5270 for me it was the ones where he straight up sexually harassed animals. i could barely watch
54:30
The definition of CP covering up CP was top fucking notch👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is why i love you Jake, the delayed $23 smoothie reaction was me too LMAO
His dance in the beginning was absolute gold
muah jack duwittle my beloved
I’m not happy for them whatsoever. Even as a gay couple. I’m not happy for them. Usually would never say that, even as someone who doesn’t want kids. Not happy about this.
I actually love the name Isis as it's an Egyptian goddess' name, I wanted to name my cat that but my parents overruled me lol. Hate that it's now just associated with isis the terrorists!
same lol i love egyptian mythology but isn't it pronounced differently?
@@serunato The pronunciation depends on the language of the speaker, it can be multiple things. American English speakers pronounce both the same, but I don't think the English pronunciation is right in either case.
@@Struudeli no, i know.. same w the islamic isis, i think every language pronounces it differently. i was just wondering how you pronounce both of them specifically in english, if it's the same. cuz in my language we pronounce it as "ee sis" or "ae set" so i didn't know if english pronounces it the same as the terrorist organization lol cuz that is unfortunate
They're naming their kid like they're naming like a pet no one in their right mind would name their child seal
Genuinely so terrified for this kid. If your father is this groomy and grimy (even if it’s JuSt HiS pAsT) there are so many gross people who would take advantage of that. Especially since this child will probably be so exploited by Shane. Ryland turning a blind eye to all of Shane’s past about this is worse. When people try to take advantage of them their parents will most likely turn a blind eye to it.
Although I think it's important to remind the world what kind of a person Shane actually is, I can't watch this because it's too much. So I'll feed the algorithm through comments.
Am I going to watch this almost 2 hour stream instead of homework? A b s o l u t e l y.
It's disgusting. Apparently, if you have money and status, you can do absolutely anything.
Where's CPS when you actually need them?
Shane's gonna name his kid "Ray cihst bigoht"
Shane edits Ryland’a vlogs, just to explain to you why there’s unnecessary b-roll in this totally boring blog
The way I knew a girl that went to my middle and high school named Electra(with a c) ... 🧍🏾♀️(and yes her dad named her after the comic character(Elektra with a k) 😭 but I believe the origin of the name itself is actually Greek
The shrimp slander will not be tolerated (My last name literally means shrimp in my mother tongue please help me.)
Do they realize how many people will be turning them in to the authorities for mistreatment? They’re publicly awful
37:35 “Maybe you should fucking know what it is tho” 😂❤ It’s you reading my mind in simple ways like this that reminds me to keep c9ming back 😅 Sometimes the internet makes one feel crazy when in fact it’s the content creator going off the deep end
I'm so scared for that baby :( He better not cross the line into physical abuse from those f'd thoughts he tried to pass off as jokes. Just the thought that he could think that to myself while caring for his baby... Makes me want to cry and scream. I wonder if he talks about those thoughts in therapy... Ugh I'm so worried.
That intro was the best 3 minutes of my life
SAME vibing
Loved it. Had a dance.
Didn’t realize this was a stream and was so confused by the DVD logo 😂
“Uuuh it stinks it stinks so bad!!” You know what else stinks? Babies. I doubt Shane would ever change the babies diaper. He doesn’t even help with the dogs. They had a kitten that got stepped on by the dog unattended and it died and they think they’re ready for a kid? After they got 7 alpacas and another puppy? Fuck dude either they’re going to rehome all the animals or have a nanny take care of the kid every moment.
They dont take care of the alpacas, rylands parents do that now since they decided to live in both la and colorado switching.
He cant even listen to ryland eating
@@dragoncup9099 wouldn’t be surprised if they dump baby responsibility on rylands parents too so they can focus on “content creation” and Shane’s endlessly ongoing horror script. 🙄
High key hope they rehome those animals tho. Watching that kitty cry for help in the background as they ignored it was heartbreaking. Those babies, just like their future baby, don't belong there at all
Sometimes I can’t handle a lot of sarcasm or swirling between tone because I can find it confusing if I don’t understand the persons social queues and I like listening to jake talk and I like his energy lmao :)
I cannot believe I used to watch shane dawson.. like I remember some of the bad or questionable things he did but I had no idea it was THAT bad. Hearing that clip from his podcast is astounding
one of your best streams yet, sister! the cherry on top for me was when you ripped your toenail off😩 so slay of you
1:01:48 I was one of those babies lol, my parents had to go down that route due to my mom not having working hormones. They put three eggs and they all made it pretty far but two of us survived and that’s great. I’m really glad that this type of pregnancy it’s available (obviously, or I wouldn’t be here) but I’m absolutely disgusted that that means Shane Dawson can have kids. I did not survive as testing for this method just so this man can have kids 😭😭
honestly they could probably get away with anything with the amount of money they have 😬
how great Jake’s necklace looks is the only thing keeping me alive after this news
The whole video just feels like ryland at least kind of caring about what's going on with the baby situation at shane just like not giving a shit. He makes everything into some stupid joke, it's like he doesn't even want it
funniest part of this is all the comments that actually think CPS would do anything 😂 fuck CPS tbhhh
did nobody google shane before agreeing to let him use an egg donor?
Some surrogate agencies don’t run any background checks. The only check they care about is the kind they can deposit
i just checked twitter and the homophobes are running WILD with this one 😭😭
The title horrified me but it is like a train wreck I can’t look away.
By the way Shane’s ex Lisa is pregnant now with her husbands Jeff’s baby 😊
This really goes to show that most people are really not deserving to be parents.
Like I know people can change, but the inappropriate behavior from Shane, he really shouldnt be allowed to have or be near any child.
Man, all of this stuff that I wanted to happen when I was still a stan back in 2017-18 is happening now, when I am disgusted by this man, is just. AAAAHHHH. There's a tiny part of me that hopes that maybe we're wrong and they'll be good parents, but I'm really not going to get my hopes up here.
SAME OMG I YSED TO BINGE WATCH SHANE DAWSON SO MUCCCHHHHHH
He barely feels any guilt for what he did so no they're gonna be horrible parents because he's incapable of admitting wrongdoing