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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @ThasMoneyBro
    @ThasMoneyBro 3 года назад +1716

    “Lavar Washington, I punched a mailman, that’s federal baby”

    • @ritchietodd409
      @ritchietodd409 3 года назад +27

      I'm a mailman, he can get his mail at the post office😁

    • @IceRanger41
      @IceRanger41 3 года назад +2

      @@ritchietodd409 that’s fax. The people who work there are the scariest. So condescending yet not at the same time. Do I cower in fear? I don’t know...

    • @happy10135
      @happy10135 3 года назад +3

      I too watched that part of the video

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 17 дней назад

      My dad was a mailman, it was funny he said he always felt safer in the ghetto because the og's would warn the younger kids you CAN NOT fuck with him

  • @vargas218
    @vargas218 9 лет назад +9533

    "I was accused of sexual assault at THE Ohio State University" I could not stop laughing after that one !!!!

    • @ManuelEspinozaBronyAnimeFan
      @ManuelEspinozaBronyAnimeFan 9 лет назад +41

      Johny Kilroy I laughed so hard

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 9 лет назад +6

      Monkey D Luffy At first glance, I thought your avatar was a Dalek. Lol.

    • @55shfiftyfive55
      @55shfiftyfive55 9 лет назад +12

      +Johny Kilroy haha sexual assault at OSU wow that's a first....

    • @calvinbiggs9296
      @calvinbiggs9296 9 лет назад +10

      that part had me dead lmao

    • @venomf0
      @venomf0 7 лет назад +74

      Andalus101 the players always say THE (respective university) so they are making fun of that

  • @Ramboost007
    @Ramboost007 5 лет назад +2491

    The most underrated part here is that the Ravens punter has a white-collar crime.
    Edit: This became way funnier when I learned that Russell Erxleben, a Saints first-round pick as a kicker, was convicted of fraud due to running a Ponzi scheme, and Sebastian Janikowski faced charges of bribery and illegal possession of drugs.

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 4 года назад +26

      Punters aren’t really football players. :)

    • @jennyconing1917
      @jennyconing1917 4 года назад +70

      Sludge yes they are

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 4 года назад +11

      @@jennyconing1917 In name only.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 года назад +75

      @@sludge4125 Pat McAfee wants a word with you.

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 4 года назад +5

      Ec, Pat is about the closest thing to a football player there is.
      There’s probably a few others, too.

  • @tyavalos
    @tyavalos 8 лет назад +2297

    "That's federal baby" I died...😂😂

    • @prestonstanley7682
      @prestonstanley7682 5 лет назад +4

      Nice sports teams.

    • @poodtang2104
      @poodtang2104 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah I was like " holy fuck ".

    • @uriah9638
      @uriah9638 5 лет назад +1

      THE DOLPHINS!?!?!!?!!

    • @Name-qo6gz
      @Name-qo6gz 5 лет назад +1

      Cards and Blues lets gooooo

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 4 года назад +1

      Braggin about staying at club fed 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mattg2068
    @mattg2068 5 лет назад +2875

    The funniest part of this skit is Kyle Mooney being an offensive lineman.

    • @moodyjenny86
      @moodyjenny86 5 лет назад +13

      😂

    • @aerojockey
      @aerojockey 4 года назад +89

      I don't know, Kenan as a safety might be funnier. (They even made him look even bigger than he was.)

    • @hirkballs
      @hirkballs 4 года назад +47

      I like that Kyle no matter the sketch never looks directly into the camera. His head is always moving when he talks.

    • @britney901
      @britney901 4 года назад +5

      I was just thinking that

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 4 года назад +18

      Or Pete Davidson as a defensive tackle

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 3 года назад +577

    I lover how everyone has a par-for-the-course scandal and then Pete's just there with "TREASON!"

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 3 года назад +30

      I don't think "Somali Pirate" and "AMERICAN TALIBAN" are exactly par for the course.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад +1

      Lies again? DBS CBS

    • @bake4795
      @bake4795 2 месяца назад +1

      @@manuelmateo3392 wait wouldn't american taliban also be treason

  • @lordkwazz36
    @lordkwazz36 6 лет назад +1030

    "Kendrick Douglas, I hit my wife."
    "I'm his wife and I hit his ass back!"
    DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani 3 года назад +14

      My favorite part! Kennan executes it perfectly. I believe it’s supposed to be a commentary on domestic abuse ala Tyreek Hill and Ray Rice?

    • @incrediblehulk3866
      @incrediblehulk3866 3 года назад +4

      Really? Seemed forced to me.

    • @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129
      @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 3 года назад +5

      @@incrediblehulk3866 Yeah, and the thing is Leslie was only a writer at the time and not a cast member, so there was basically no reason to do that

    • @BenWillock
      @BenWillock 2 года назад +2

      I love how no-one laughed at the first bit, then the second bit got a huge round of appause 👍

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 месяцев назад

      That was the best joke.

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 7 лет назад +701

    "Donald Washburn : American Taliban!"
    still hilarious

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +1

      not tryna shit on ya comment but those americans and european born slamic state jihadis made that joke hilarious to me. even tho, a gigantic catholic nation like my home brazil also produced some of those... shit is funny because is true

    • @zaynmalik1fan370
      @zaynmalik1fan370 3 года назад +1

      Allahu Akbar

    • @mfm4205
      @mfm4205 2 года назад +1

      and considering pratt became a born again, american taliban fits him perfectly.

    • @jkyle1018
      @jkyle1018 2 года назад

      Gets me every time.

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 4 года назад +430

    2:07-2:16
    “Berry Jenkins: I did some weird stuff on a cruise ship.”
    “Greg Watkins: I was on that cruise too. It was pretty fun.”

    • @Forme76153
      @Forme76153 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @schewing
      @schewing 3 года назад +1

      😁

    • @hez5160
      @hez5160 3 года назад +1

      Favorite part

    • @jonathanyik3297
      @jonathanyik3297 2 года назад +3

      At least they got the pirate dude a legitimate job, so all's well.

  • @brianjerry9831
    @brianjerry9831 8 лет назад +2774

    "And I'm the punter. Tax fraud."
    Lmfao haha I can't even!

    • @krschu00
      @krschu00 8 лет назад +44

      You LITERALLY can't even!!

    • @GoofyGoober-us7yp
      @GoofyGoober-us7yp 8 лет назад +45

      *cough* found the white girl *cough*

    • @symbalamark7861
      @symbalamark7861 7 лет назад +8

      Brian Jerry Devin Peter's sanford

    • @psycho3870
      @psycho3870 7 лет назад

      Hm sounds like a white girl. Wait... why is he subscribed to so many workout channels for women?... A white girl in disguise I see..

    • @burns1210
      @burns1210 7 лет назад +1

      Brian Jerry How is that even close to funny?

  • @michaelsoland3293
    @michaelsoland3293 6 лет назад +660

    "Treason!" Says it with a smile on face

  • @davidrussell3754
    @davidrussell3754 5 лет назад +537

    "Jeffry Wilkins INvolountary prostitution" That tone though

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 4 года назад +7

      What happens when a manager doesn't think their clients netting them enough cash.

  • @JstBobby
    @JstBobby 8 лет назад +854

    favorite quote "i haven't done anything yet, but I'm gonna."

    • @crazgamr6295
      @crazgamr6295 6 лет назад +3

      Really? Better than “i sent a picture of my ding-dong to Michelle Obama

    • @davidcrappenshitz1901
      @davidcrappenshitz1901 6 лет назад +2

      I punched a mail man. Thats federal baby

  • @AdmiralPrice
    @AdmiralPrice 10 лет назад +1574

    People who are saying it's a rip off of Key and Peele don't get the joke. Key and Peele was about the names of the players. This skit is lampooning the ridiculous crime records of many of the players, especially on violence (Pac man jones, chris brown tribute was a great touch).

    • @nickhelfrich675
      @nickhelfrich675 10 лет назад +82

      They just put a slight spin on it so they could pretend they weren't stealing

    • @Laf92
      @Laf92 10 лет назад +41

      UFG Vrgil how the heck is that a slight spin, its a completely different sketch.

    • @Laf92
      @Laf92 10 лет назад +31

      *****
      these are intros that Sunday Night Football does. The players state their name and the college they attended. Key and Peele used that to make a joke about player names and SNL are using it to make fun of something else. If you'd ever seen Sunday night football on NBC you would know this

    • @manuelper
      @manuelper 9 лет назад +48

      The real difference is that the Key and Peele skit was fucking hilarious, this one, not so much.

    • @franklingrannon841
      @franklingrannon841 9 лет назад +3

      longhorns13192 k&p had someone's intro like " Jamie Jamie Jamie.. THE Ohio state university" I love Ohio state but that was funny AF ( I said this to help prove your comment about them making fun of names lol )

  • @pringlescan81
    @pringlescan81 5 лет назад +2507

    Stanford joke was truly ahead of it’s time

    • @htx-brad
      @htx-brad 5 лет назад +18

      pringlescan81 why?

    • @jessea4945
      @jessea4945 5 лет назад +19

      I was shook lol
      But it truly was

    • @allynfps
      @allynfps 5 лет назад +23

      Bray_25 ! You’re not old enough don’t ask

    • @elijahtaylor648
      @elijahtaylor648 5 лет назад +6

      Nvm but damn that’s low

    • @verde7595
      @verde7595 5 лет назад +108

      @@htx-brad Stanford Prison Experiment.

  • @natevalois7414
    @natevalois7414 7 лет назад +1077

    loitering with an intent to murder 😂

    • @giozapata
      @giozapata 4 года назад +7

      Jerod S ah yes every single skit from the past 15 years has been lame, if that were the case I doubt the show would still be going 💀

    • @giozapata
      @giozapata 4 года назад

      Jerod S holy shit u responded quick😳, also I’m not saying that the show is good right now or that I enjoy it, I’m just saying that their are still some good skits and you’d have to be really closed minded to think every single skit is political and that their is only one liners🤷‍♂️

    • @chittybang4583
      @chittybang4583 4 года назад +4

      @Jerod S honestly why click on and watch a video to a show you hate? Just to talk shit? Jesus dude go outside

    • @reilneid6436
      @reilneid6436 4 года назад

      Why do you stooge's & idiot's complain about SNL after clicking on knowing full well what it is.

  • @Johnbois
    @Johnbois 7 лет назад +924

    "Victor naples, whole bunch of stuff"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edgarchambersv2020
      @edgarchambersv2020 5 лет назад +2

      I am just excited about how excited he is.

    • @dawsonmanley3861
      @dawsonmanley3861 5 лет назад +3

      Am I the only one that thinks Victor Naples is demolition ranch 😂

    • @SingularitySessions
      @SingularitySessions 5 лет назад

      MR.MANLEYMAN lmaooo I can see that 😂😂

    • @ohmygoshitscole
      @ohmygoshitscole 3 года назад +1

      @@dawsonmanley3861 NO! I SAW THIS IN A COMPILATION AND WATCHED THIS VUDEO TO SEE WHO WAS HOSTING!

    • @ohmygoshitscole
      @ohmygoshitscole 3 года назад +1

      It was probably the moustace and the accent.

  • @thefamilyshow8571
    @thefamilyshow8571 3 года назад +175

    The way that Colin says his line just makes me die every time and Michael “at THE Ohio state university”

    • @karllichtenberg4124
      @karllichtenberg4124 2 года назад +4

      The fact that they named Che's character Colin is too much

    • @tangiechapman6219
      @tangiechapman6219 9 месяцев назад

      They were both funny I never seen them in sketch only weekend updates

  • @SgtPrice1000
    @SgtPrice1000 7 лет назад +455

    "I punched a mailman, that's federal baby."
    IM DYING XD

  • @ameliathornhill7131
    @ameliathornhill7131 8 лет назад +862

    I'm sorry but Donald Washburn:American Taliban sounds like a awesome movie title lol

    • @poodtang2104
      @poodtang2104 5 лет назад +10

      It very well might be someday.

    • @htx-brad
      @htx-brad 5 лет назад

      I would like but there are 666 likes.

    • @hieifan6
      @hieifan6 4 года назад

      I agree

  • @simonghostriley3501
    @simonghostriley3501 3 года назад +123

    Pete Davidson with a Doorag is the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @msoileau83
    @msoileau83 8 лет назад +428

    And I'm the punter! Tax fraud!

    • @andrewholz1414
      @andrewholz1414 5 лет назад +8

      He doesn't say his name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no one knows the punters names, not even themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexandra_9818
      @alexandra_9818 5 лет назад +4

      FirstName LastName 😂😂😂 Have you heard of Eddy Dinero though?!

    • @andrewholz1414
      @andrewholz1414 5 лет назад +3

      @@alexandra_9818 nah, enlighten me 💡😄

    • @alexandra_9818
      @alexandra_9818 5 лет назад +2

      FirstName LastName Eddy Dinero is Eddy Piñeiro, the guy who made a 53-yard field goal to break a near-tie for my Bears against an away game game against the Broncos

    • @andrewholz1414
      @andrewholz1414 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexandra_9818 🏈 $$$$ 🐻
      Ya'll r on 🔥 keep it up!

  • @joeomalley2835
    @joeomalley2835 7 лет назад +103

    "And I'm the punter. Tax Fraud." LOL

  • @elizzler
    @elizzler 3 года назад +93

    I love Colin and Michael in skits

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 3 года назад +3

      This one and the skit with the rap song with too many people are the only skits I know they're a part of

    • @tangiechapman6219
      @tangiechapman6219 9 месяцев назад

      Yes

  • @joonant1
    @joonant1 8 лет назад +1313

    Died at "Devin Peters: Stanford"

    • @9Someguy
      @9Someguy 7 лет назад +25

      Anton Riley can somebody explan that to me thx

    • @hadenm.7436
      @hadenm.7436 7 лет назад +37

      Usually in starting lineups, they say what college they are from.

    • @Simon-lg9kp
      @Simon-lg9kp 7 лет назад +81

      Temporal no... y’all are all wrong lol stanford is a school with lots of rapes

    • @Angelino503
      @Angelino503 6 лет назад +6

      Fuck Stanford, John Smith

    • @tklanay
      @tklanay 6 лет назад +22

      Stanford literally does have lots of rapes happening they just either go unreported or don’t get the attention they should

  • @Tachinaori
    @Tachinaori 8 лет назад +345

    I punched a mailman... That's Federal Baby!

    • @peytonsayers475
      @peytonsayers475 6 лет назад +4

      Tachi Plays! I cried from laughing 😂😂😂

    • @Dehmitz
      @Dehmitz 6 лет назад

      I nearly sprayed my drink on my screen at that!

  • @nathantzhang
    @nathantzhang 6 лет назад +91

    I love how enthusiastic the punter was about tax fraud 😂

  • @RushitTahiri
    @RushitTahiri 7 лет назад +147

    Bart Doleman: I haven't done nothing yet, but I'm gonna 😂😂😂

  • @shoresy6927
    @shoresy6927 5 лет назад +100

    My favorite
    "I've done nothing yet but IM GONNA"

  • @wilderprophater3248
    @wilderprophater3248 4 года назад +78

    Pete Davidson cracked me up when he said “treason.”

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani 3 года назад +3

      The Cocaine line was funny too especially since it was Pete

  • @Zenniverse
    @Zenniverse 10 лет назад +2575

    Hey, look! It's Key and Pe- wait...

    • @LowBudgetToons
      @LowBudgetToons 10 лет назад +75

      yup my thoughts exactly

    • @stevew278
      @stevew278 10 лет назад +9

      nigga u dumb

    • @theEarlofChip
      @theEarlofChip 10 лет назад +38

      Steven F Hey look, it's that guy who embarrassed himself posting an aggressive pro-gun rant in response to a joke he didn't get. Good to see you again!

    • @Zenniverse
      @Zenniverse 10 лет назад +20

      RUclips. The land of butthurt.

    • @christianjuliano999
      @christianjuliano999 10 лет назад +1

      so true

  • @jasonfrancese8359
    @jasonfrancese8359 5 лет назад +55

    0:22 “Accountability, that what the NFL is all about!”
    *Laughs in concussion*

  • @Creshex8
    @Creshex8 4 года назад +30

    You know this skit is a perfect success when you look at the comment section and everyone has a different favorite part.
    The “American Taliban” delivery did it for me!

  • @t.michael4846
    @t.michael4846 8 лет назад +596

    "Devin Peters, Stanford" that was dirty bruh

    • @amanday5057
      @amanday5057 8 лет назад +6

      Explain

    • @t.michael4846
      @t.michael4846 8 лет назад +77

      Amanda Y​ Stanford is one of the rapiest schools in America, especially back when this was made

    • @notabiasedsteelersfan6859
      @notabiasedsteelersfan6859 8 лет назад +15

      T. Michael I was laughing my ass off😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-xn3yf
      @JohnSmith-xn3yf 6 лет назад +9

      T. Michael complete fake news. Brock Turner is a piece of shit, but he's the only one who did it at Stanford. "rapiest schools in America" you do realize this video was made in 2014, and Brock Turner did his assault in 2015?

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 6 лет назад +4

      John Smith *FAKE NEWSSSSSSSSSSS*

  • @helloyoure8390
    @helloyoure8390 6 лет назад +713

    If only us Panthers had Leslie Jones we would be undefeated every year

    • @PercNP
      @PercNP 6 лет назад +12

      SHE'S A BEAST

    • @shnitzle
      @shnitzle 5 лет назад +14

      @@PercNP only player in history to have a 1000 yard receiving and rushing game

    • @mariogonzalez1540
      @mariogonzalez1540 5 лет назад +11

      Is your team sorely lacking an unfunny, talentless hack?

    • @sufferationist
      @sufferationist 5 лет назад +11

      @@mariogonzalez1540 shut up Gonzalez

    • @mariogonzalez1540
      @mariogonzalez1540 5 лет назад +5

      @@sufferationist I'd rather not. I enjoy telling the truth.

  • @ASTRO_CJASTRO
    @ASTRO_CJASTRO 5 лет назад +94

    0:22 That tiny dude in the bottom right disappeared

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 4 года назад +4

      That's some Mr. Robot-level shit right there.

    • @XenosX4
      @XenosX4 4 года назад +3

      Wtf?!?

    • @PilotGrapefruit
      @PilotGrapefruit 3 года назад +1

      Geez... you're right! Nice catch ;)

  • @Juggalo972
    @Juggalo972 8 лет назад +758

    lmao "Donald Washburn, American Taliban!"

  • @kiangibson7571
    @kiangibson7571 8 лет назад +67

    I laughed so hard at the part were he was talking about how there were no punishments for the players, so true.

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 8 лет назад +3

      +Kian Gibson -- Unless they maybe might have heard that some footballs maybe might have been deflated a little bit.

  • @pillarsofserpents
    @pillarsofserpents 5 лет назад +429

    funniest thing to me is all these guys playing the wrong positions for their respective body types. haha

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 5 лет назад +11

      That bothered me. Smh. Oh, and the skit sucked.

    • @calebdixon6082
      @calebdixon6082 5 лет назад +12

      Keenan at safety 😂

    • @pillarsofserpents
      @pillarsofserpents 5 лет назад +1

      @@calebdixon6082 yeah, no. lol. safeties have to have speed and strength.

    • @MamaMielke
      @MamaMielke 5 лет назад

      Based

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 4 года назад

      @@calebdixon6082 They also had Keenan on the O-Line and at Tight End. Those are closer.

  • @ryanp2743
    @ryanp2743 5 лет назад +32

    Colin: “And I’m the punter! TAX FRAUD!” 😂😂

  • @lukeprattsolderbrother
    @lukeprattsolderbrother 5 лет назад +1713

    This is a worse version of key and peele’s intro video

    • @Recovey0
      @Recovey0 5 лет назад +59

      John Smith why do you need to bring politics into this? You just make it sound like you’re projecting

    • @ScrewUpTV
      @ScrewUpTV 5 лет назад +42

      @@JJ-nc6qf Gross. You have a political fixation stemming from your ideological possession. Folks don't like trying to talk to people like you. Find a hobby or other interests besides "owning teh libtardz."

    • @crackalackin4073
      @crackalackin4073 5 лет назад +9

      Y’all just gotta chill,watch and relax

    • @jaloneysamwich
      @jaloneysamwich 5 лет назад +22

      @@JJ-nc6qf I can tell you have no friends and have never once in your life been invited to any social situation or gathering.

    • @trevonanthony1216
      @trevonanthony1216 5 лет назад +15

      @@JJ-nc6qf Playing into that hick conservative roll a little too well, don't ya think? Also, you definitely made this comedy sketch about football into politics and you're definitely projecting.

  • @macandcheese495
    @macandcheese495 5 лет назад +50

    “...Greg Watkins. I was on that cruise too it was pretty fun.”

  • @sharksfan2041
    @sharksfan2041 8 лет назад +835

    I like how everyone is saying that this is a rip-off of Key & Peele. I've seen those clips and they are not the same.
    K&P's were about creating ridiculous names. SNL's was a joke about all of the crimes that NFL players get away with. Totally different.

    • @Harvester4509
      @Harvester4509 8 лет назад +32

      Sam Maluth Seriously, everyone is freaking out about SNL ripping off K&P. ITS NOT THE SAME SKETCH!

    • @InfiniteDreamzxP
      @InfiniteDreamzxP 7 лет назад +18

      It is a little different but it is heavily inspired by the Key and Peele sketch so I can see why people would say that

    • @brandonwichern1423
      @brandonwichern1423 7 лет назад +5

      SIMPSONS DID IT

    • @virginboy3d78
      @virginboy3d78 7 лет назад +6

      If K&P hadn't made their skit SNLs wouldn't exist.

    • @emilianoyaboi5911
      @emilianoyaboi5911 7 лет назад +3

      key and Peele isn't even funny

  • @joshuariccio9754
    @joshuariccio9754 5 лет назад +898

    Kendrick Douglas: I Hit my Wife
    Ms. Kendrick Douglas: And i'm his wife i hit his ass back
    that to me was the best part of this sketch

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +4

      Agreed.

    • @aslandelroba5152
      @aslandelroba5152 5 лет назад

      Joshua Riccio lmao so true

    • @ceave
      @ceave 5 лет назад +5

      Best part was the special tribute to Pacman Jones.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +8

      @El Guapo Get back to your Alex Jones you insecure closeted little boy.

    • @shawnpineda1586
      @shawnpineda1586 5 лет назад +2

      @@supergluehotty why are you using gay as an insult?

  • @jacksonlane9124
    @jacksonlane9124 5 лет назад +162

    unironically “marvin ingram” later became mark ingram

  • @chris_rubright75
    @chris_rubright75 5 лет назад +55

    Wendell Jones: "I love cocaine" 😂

  • @baileyryan96
    @baileyryan96 2 года назад +7

    1:19 Colin acting like "HEY IM APART OF SOMETHING" 😂😂

  • @patrickroden4481
    @patrickroden4481 3 года назад +10

    That Pacman Jones reference at the end probably flew over so many people's heads

  • @Julia-gh9kz
    @Julia-gh9kz 8 лет назад +218

    LOL And I'm his wife, I hit his ass back! LMAO! That killed me! xDD

    • @saucy_dragon1566
      @saucy_dragon1566 8 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @bananaman7223
      @bananaman7223 8 лет назад +2

      Just like Ray Rice hit back his fiancé?

    • @CommonCent
      @CommonCent 7 лет назад +2

      Banana Man just like Chris Brown hit Rihanna back? 😏

    • @MrT8599
      @MrT8599 6 лет назад +1

      That's what I would've done.

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 6 лет назад

      Awesome Sauce Yulia shows the awful state society is in right now. You must be a feminist.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 года назад +17

    "I punched a mailman, that's federal baby."

  • @drake8935
    @drake8935 5 лет назад +255

    2:01 "Bart Doleman, I haven't done nothin' yet... but I'm gonna!"
    edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES

  • @jwelsh951
    @jwelsh951 5 лет назад +34

    I’m the punter! Tax Fraud!😂🤣

  • @Mrtzny
    @Mrtzny 6 лет назад +10

    "I haven't done nothing yet, but I'm gonna 👀" sketchy ass Bart doleman bahaha

  • @NathanWhite22
    @NathanWhite22 6 лет назад +9

    Lmfao Colin saying
    "I'm the punter! Tax fraud!"

  • @josh0g
    @josh0g 9 лет назад +65

    This skit nailed it.

    • @JP-ml1xe
      @JP-ml1xe 6 лет назад

      Josh G nailed what? It sucked

  • @Bentendo1287
    @Bentendo1287 Год назад +3

    “Victor Naples, whole bunch of stuff!”

  • @Isacarson2
    @Isacarson2 5 лет назад +21

    That cruise was the best night of my life...

  • @hannaherazotheemoscenekat6111
    @hannaherazotheemoscenekat6111 9 лет назад +44

    Mrs. Kendrick Douglas, I hit him back.... lol, I laughed SOOOOOO hard!!!! I LUV Leslie Jones!!!

  • @rjstarcevic
    @rjstarcevic 7 лет назад +9

    Many years later and this is still hilarious

  • @jeshaunwallace3829
    @jeshaunwallace3829 5 лет назад +73

    You can *feel* the tension in the audience when he says "I hit my wife"

    • @ohmygoshitscole
      @ohmygoshitscole 3 года назад +9

      And all the tension is realeased when the wife says she hit him back

    • @manaharav
      @manaharav 3 года назад +1

      Too liberal an audience. Southern girls know how to absorb that two piece Canelo combination. 🤣

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад +2

      @@manaharav Better than being too republican.

    • @soundred1254
      @soundred1254 3 года назад +1

      @@Hellwyck take a joke

  • @caddokingdom
    @caddokingdom 10 лет назад +39

    Everyone has always complained about SNL without realizing they're no longer the target audience. They have to keep the show relevant to stay successful and I think it's great.

  • @rapidroha9245
    @rapidroha9245 3 года назад +8

    1:03 Pete davidson is in a du rag im dying rn

  • @TyTyisgettingpaid
    @TyTyisgettingpaid Месяц назад +5

    0:41 that ain’t no center 😭

  • @paultindall1235
    @paultindall1235 9 лет назад +63

    "And I hit his ass back" imagine if they switched guy and girl roles. bet people wouldn't be laughing at that

    • @Hooded_Bongo
      @Hooded_Bongo 9 лет назад +11

      +Connor Johanson I thought his point was quite obvious. He is saying that people would be very, VERY offended if the roles were switched. Also, in no way was he defending spouse abuse. It seems as though he was just highlighting that domestic abuse is not right, no matter who hits who.

    • @ahlstrom810
      @ahlstrom810 9 лет назад +1

      +Paul Fatosin exactly

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 9 лет назад +1

      +Paul Tindall should have had her in a uniform too..like team mates...now that woulda been extra funny

    • @ChanchoSleepy
      @ChanchoSleepy 8 лет назад +4

      Oh shut the fuck up nigga

    • @emilianoyaboi5911
      @emilianoyaboi5911 7 лет назад

      +1n4r0m5d1.m31 so if your wife threatens to punch u and actually fight ur just gonna sit there like a little bitch

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 4 года назад +5

    "Whole bunch of stuff" 😁
    That's... unnerving.

    • @David_Jr
      @David_Jr 4 года назад +1

      Easily the best one!

  • @notpreston4295
    @notpreston4295 5 лет назад +7

    1:53 I was cracking up

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 6 лет назад +546

    Is “involuntary prostitution” a crime?

    • @cameronwiley9412
      @cameronwiley9412 6 лет назад +10

      I think he made someone be a prostitute.

    • @isaachutsell2077
      @isaachutsell2077 6 лет назад +3

      That's Chris Pratt!

    • @caladam2221
      @caladam2221 6 лет назад +1

      Depends on how much theyre paid.

    • @spencer6207
      @spencer6207 5 лет назад +8

      @@cameronwiley9412 that's not the joke 😂
      The joke is that he was forced into prostitution, and is probably being alleged as just orchestrating his own prostitution

    • @cameronwiley9412
      @cameronwiley9412 5 лет назад +2

      @@spencer6207 I actually wasn't sure if it was that or the other. I feel like that's funnier though so i'll side with that.

  • @gabrieldodds1365
    @gabrieldodds1365 2 года назад +3

    i'm the punter, tax fraud" my favorite line

  • @rorycarroll3839
    @rorycarroll3839 4 года назад +9

    “I was on that cruise too, it was pretty fun...”

  • @1kpete980
    @1kpete980 5 лет назад +10

    “That’s federal baby”😭

  • @cc-wz6xr
    @cc-wz6xr 5 лет назад +6

    "I punched the mailman. That's federal baby!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jackbridges5913
    @jackbridges5913 4 года назад +1

    and I’m the punter... Tax fraud 😂😂😂

  • @drnycmedia
    @drnycmedia 6 лет назад +7

    2:25 😂😂😂 *I'm dead!* 😂😂😂

  • @charliejackson7640
    @charliejackson7640 5 лет назад +35

    That panthers safety is gonna struggle in coverage especially if he's in single high cover 3 I doubt he has the range to cover numbers to numbers

    • @vulture3874
      @vulture3874 4 года назад

      His corner brought a spare Uzi in the skiff... its cool.

  • @janinabdiaz311
    @janinabdiaz311 5 лет назад +16

    2:20 his wife: she gets me everytime. hahahahaahaaahhhhhhhaazazhahahahahahabhhhassa!!assAssa

  • @kembawalker9140
    @kembawalker9140 5 лет назад +8

    September of 2019, hits my recommend

  • @Pattycake1165
    @Pattycake1165 10 лет назад +9

    The new people this season are amazing, so excited to see them in more sketches

    • @syntheticracoon
      @syntheticracoon 2 года назад

      Ahh right so that does happen with every new cast

  • @themenace2065
    @themenace2065 4 года назад +9

    “Loitering with an intent to murder” 😭💀😂

  • @Sage_marie_acpc
    @Sage_marie_acpc 10 лет назад +5

    "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?'

  • @clintbrightwell97
    @clintbrightwell97 8 лет назад +23

    "Donald Washburn, American Taliban!"

  • @keirathomas2121
    @keirathomas2121 Год назад +2

    The best part of that was "Abaskull Sulemon, Somali Pirate" and then the way he looks at the camera. Also honorable mention to the "I OD on penis pills" I died

  • @zacklach4687
    @zacklach4687 8 лет назад +305

    These teams could still beat the browns

  • @Jacobswick
    @Jacobswick 3 года назад +6

    “Devin Peters, Stanford!” Lmao

  • @HeyThereJeremy
    @HeyThereJeremy 5 лет назад +5

    I feel that a lot of you claiming this is way too close to the Key and Peele sketch don't actually know what either sketch was about. This sketch is about the fact that many football players have some kind of criminal background, or have committed felonies, and sometimes aren't held accountable for said things. The Key and Peele sketch was about the absurdity of football players' names. That's literally it. Just because both of the sketches handle football players does not mean they were copying one another.

  • @jraymond1988
    @jraymond1988 6 лет назад +12

    1:27 "Well, there have been a lot of suspensions..."
    1:37 "Now will the players be discussing the punishments that they received for their offenses?" "Well, no, there weren't any."

  • @Doodfist
    @Doodfist 5 лет назад +6

    "Loitering with the intent to murder" lol

  • @shoeshiner9314
    @shoeshiner9314 2 года назад +2

    Devin Peters - Accused of the most heinous crime of all; going to Stanford

  • @nikolasgames3593
    @nikolasgames3593 9 лет назад +4

    I'm a huge panthers fan and I was happy when they showed them

  • @srikanthboddapati3832
    @srikanthboddapati3832 9 лет назад +5

    Even though it's a sketch, I'm still glad Chris Pratt said "Go Panthers!"

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday 3 года назад +2

    My favorite is Bart Doleman. it's simple, to the point, and hilarious as hell!

  • @Nate-dq4cz
    @Nate-dq4cz 4 года назад +11

    "Kendrick Douglas, I hit my WAIF"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 месяцев назад

      "And I'm his wife, I hit his ass BACK!!"

  • @MikeJ2023
    @MikeJ2023 3 года назад +13

    I love how you can tell if they’re reading a script and they have to hold a straight face but sometimes you can tell they’re about to burst out laughing

  • @xxclipsxx9967
    @xxclipsxx9967 5 лет назад +2

    Bart Doleman I ain’t done nothing yet, but I’m gonna 😂💀 lmafo 😂😂😂

  • @stevepatrickjarvis
    @stevepatrickjarvis 4 года назад +8

    "Whole bunch of stuff" LOL. "Involuntary prostitution" wtf LOL.

  • @GabrielleEllyce
    @GabrielleEllyce 5 лет назад +5

    I died when the Baltimore ravens was introduced like I love my home town team but this was funny af

    • @erica930
      @erica930 3 года назад

      Yes, me too!🤣

  • @thatonegirlie-lz
    @thatonegirlie-lz 2 года назад +1

    "Wendell Jones... I love coccaine"
    Pete is killing me with the facial expressions

  • @Areebtheprofessor
    @Areebtheprofessor 4 года назад +5

    2:12 That is one skinny linebacker.

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 Год назад

      Dude was definitely in the Vikings in 05

  • @benjamindora2002
    @benjamindora2002 6 лет назад +3

    I HIT MY WIIIIIFE 😂😂😂☠️

  • @raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670
    @raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670 2 года назад +1

    Barry Jenkins: i did some weird stuff on a cruise ship
    Greg Watkins: i was on that cruise too it was pretty fun
    😂😂😂😂

  • @treyshea8854
    @treyshea8854 5 лет назад +5

    “Kyle Jeffries, manslaughter” I have been slaughtered