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Can we just talk about the fact that some physicist designed an entire galaxy thrusting towtruck with real physics for the sake of an educational RUclips video
*smacks table* "DAMN IT!" *advisors shaking* "EXECUTE ORDER 69!" "..b-but lord sire HJKASDJ21A2ASAKHJa... W-We haven't progressed enough..." *chokes advisor with the force* "JUST DO IT!!!" *order 69 executed* *entire spaceship transformed into solar system with a stellar engine*
I wonder if we would be able to steer the the sun into hydrogen clouds in order to refuel. If we are going to be thinking in time scales of eons, we might as well figure out a way to refuel the sun. If we can figure it out, we could have the ultimate hot rod last us for tens of billions of years.
It's actually really slow considering space in our galaxy not to mention entire universe. And considering average lifespan of a human or even a human civilization. Speed of light is slow. 1% of that speed is extremely slow even if it's unimaginable to achieve with our technology.
Noi Jadis Cailleach There’d be world peace if america stops attacking random countries and bullying russia and china, then telling their citizens it is those countries who are causing problems.
@@deadpirateroberts9937 "Bullying Russia and China". Uhh. How uneducated are you in the politics/human rights category. If anything what we do is Retaliation towards China's human rights violations and theft of intellectual property along with genocide...
@@SimonWoodburyForget Indeed but sustaining fragile human life across galaxies is complicated. It requires to carry a lot of stuff. It might even be the case that we need the whole planet and its ecosystem to survive. Could we even survive without the moon and its tidal force? How about with a different rate and size of rocks crashing into the Earth as cause by other planets? Don't underestimate how fragile we are in the long run.
@@SimonWoodburyForget Save your time. Don't drink coffee. :D I generally disagree. Time is a resource like any other. It's finite over the lifespan of a single individual (duh), but it's renewable on the timescale of the human species. But I agree, we have to prioritize. I however don't see how that's related at all. The whole video assume there is an actual need to relocate humanity. Unless we take human evolution in our own hands (with gene editing or whatever) or without serious ecosystem shaping, there's no way of saying whether the bare minimum for human survival could some day become anything less than the entier solar system. Or maybe what you mant is that moving the solar system is so slow that we'd be better off not moving it at all and leaving the problem for future generations?
@@SimonWoodburyForget I think you're kinda overestimating the value of time. What we all aim to maximize is happiness. Time is just a resource you can spend enjoying what you have or working to improve your futur happiness. And I include "having saved futur generations from extinction" into the "immediate happiness" category.
Could you imagine waking up one morning, only to see on the news that some strange civilization just arrived on the edge of your galaxy by piloting a damn star...
But if we accidently declare war with them we mostly get defeated by them because they have higher technology but if we win... Just look at our earth and alot people and childern has died and alot of building got destroyed. That is the price for winning
This isn't a new idea. It's been floating around in sci-fi literature for decades. Larry Niven's 'Fleet of Worlds' is a good example, but there are also many others.
@@murch7299 True but most of the population is mainly interested in spaceships traveling to distant solar systems rather than bringing our solar system closer to those distant solar systems in order to make them less distant. Like me before I saw this video.
"This dance is not an orderly ballet, more like a skating rink filled with drunk toddlers" has got to be the best ever description of the galaxy's movement.
Rewatching this video now and hearing the ‘things are bad but we can always do better :)’ outro and then hearing ‘here’s to trying again in 2020!’ Is a whiplash
Did you not watch the video? It takes millions of years for such an engine to work. Everyone alive now would be dead, and would have turned into fossils. Due to evolution, humans won't even be anatomically the same.
I absolutely love the snowball effect that this could have for human expansion through the galaxy. One Dyson Sphere makes the solar system our spaceship. As we orbit the galaxy backwards, we colonize another solar system by terraforming its planets, and we build a second Dyson Sphere around the new star. That star then gets its own Caplan Thruster and begins orbiting with us. Both of these solar systems can then colonize 1 more system each, for a total of 4 habitable solar systems. Those 4 then become 8, then 16, and so on. Exponential growth could have us owning the entire galaxy if we wanted to do so. Imagine that. 🤩
@@hudokus3094 Tell that to the people who dreamt of flying machines centuries ago. The only problem here is making sure things don't wholly collapse before then.
@@greenapple9477 Humanity will never be able to do this. We can’t even solve our own problems. The universe has certain laws that we will probably never gonna understand. Space itself is simply to vast and strange for us. It sounds depressing and pessimistic but i don’t think i’m far from the truth.
The sad thing with this, if it does eventually happen, is that none of us currently living would ever see it. I've never cared for immortality, until I've started seeing videos like this, where humanity could be a hyper-intelligent space faring race.
On the scale of a human lifetime a million years may as well be forever. Even on human civilization scale a million years is as good as forever. But on most other scales it really isn’t that long. Geologically things will have barely moved on Earth. On stellar evolution scales a million years is hardly anything. Our own sun has 4-5 billion more years and it’s fairly short-lived compared to red dwarfs that will keep on for several trillion years.
I mean, we're pretty close to curing aging. -- But also, life tends to re-evolve on earth -- like faster than we expect it to -- even when the whole planet was a sea of fire, some random bacteria survived somehow in the dust clouds that got kicked up into orbit (and they survived reentry as well) -- maybe all that plastic in the ocean will be good fossil fuel for the next generation of earthlings a million years from now. We should probably also start thinking of a way to leave behind some time capsules -- like, maybe on our moon, or on that huge hexagon on Saturn or something...
Imagine being an alien race, spending millenia developing masterful deep space travel techniques, and some squishy aliens drive by in their WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM and fry your entire capitol planet with a redirected solar engine
Scientists:We all gonna die from a super nova hitting the Solar System. Patrick:Why don't we take the Sun and put it somewhere else? Kurzgesagt: *Write that down!Write that down!*
me when i was 6:what if we strapped engines to earth or build a big engine that moves the star? mom:your so creative sweety but that not realistic 10 years later:I KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE *based on a true story*
Born too late to explore the world Born too early to use our sun as a metaphorical engine to explore the cosmos Born just at the right time to enjoy Kurzgesagt.
Actually, depending on your current age and income, you may have been born in the right time for humanity to have stopped the aging process, allowing you to explore the cosmos in your hundreds
petition for kurzgesagt to make a semi-hard scifi space colonization game edit: I meant semi-hard as in hard science fiction, as in scientifically accurate fiction they can make the game harder than dark souls lol
sherbett in their artstyle, along with using scientifical structures from their videos and applying their content as reality into a game... that'd be really neat
Evolution is a lie. There is abundant evidence that debunks the theory of evolution. First of all, there are zero true transitional species. Every single living thing can be classified as a eukaryote or a prokaryote, a fish or an amphibian, and so on. If evolution was true, then there must be species that are a transition between two kinds of living things. If evolution was true, then there must be species that are a transition between prokaryotes and eukaryotes, between fish and amphibians, and so on. But there are none. See, in order to be a true transitional species, a species must contain organisms from two different kinds of living things. There is no other possible way to bridge the evolutionary gap between the different kinds of living things. For example, a transitional species between fish and amphibians must contain some organisms which are scientifically classified as fish and some organisms which are scientifically classified as amphibians. But there are no species like this. The fact is that there are zero true transitional species. Secondly, there are zero transitional organs. If evolution was true, then there must be organs that are a transition between two different organs. For example, according to the theory of evolution, lungs evolved from swim bladders. So there should be an organ that is a transition between a swim bladder and a lung. But there is no organ that is a transition between a swim bladder and a lung. These are just some of the many evidences that prove that the theory of evolution is a fairy tale.
Salty Dwarf honestly, if it really was an astrophysicist friend who made this as a passion project, NASA may not have seen the paper before the video released. They would go “oh okay that’s a cute video you got there, bu- WAIT, PUBLISHED IN A PEER REVIEWED JOURNAL?” and proceed to take their first look.
MrJpmono does that mean two perpendicular universes would be ones that start off completely different, but are exactly the same for a fraction of time and then continue on different paths?
When we reach the point where we’ve broken the kardashev intelegence scale we legit gonna be flexing out private galaxys “like, bro I can move my galaxy at speeds faster than the skewers number light years a second, whatchu got on that peasant?”
imagine being in a discord call and being like "yo i have high ping, i think i just passed your solar system, i think i'll have to call back in like 4 million years"
This was our last video for the year 12019 of the Human Era. And what a year it was. So much stuff happened everywhere. To so many different people. Calendars and holidays are just imaginary but they help us to cut our lives into pieces that our brains can handle. We are leaving 12019 behind with a weird mixture of disillusion and hope. The world is screwed up. But we can fix it. In a few days this year will be over. And we all get to try again. Thank you for watching our videos and for sticking around for so many years. See you all in 12020.
@@willow7466 Of course, you just have to move the critical mass in such way that the entire galaxy will follow. The problem with that is that we should already know someone is moving it. Also, calculations point that is the mass from both, ours and Andromeda, are the ones at play. The milky way is the biggest galaxy in our local zone.
It is estimated that when Andromeda merges with the Milky Way Galaxy that there will be no solar collisions due to the vast distances between them. The main problem I see is in being able to accurately predict a cosmic apocalypse millions of years in the future in time to be able to construct a device that would move our Solar System out of harms way in time for it to be of any use to save us. Reducing the mass of the sun to extend its lifecycle may be viable option to pursue as that would be a clearly foreseeable goal which could be developed with an achievable goal in mind.
"we could build a defence system depending on the threat ensuring a minimum amount of wasted material and that it's built within our life times" *takes a deep breath from marijuana*"nah mate, lets just move the system"
Imagine in the year of 4738394838283 in class the teacher says "ok class, today we are learning about how we reversed our orbit of the galaxy and escaped it.
Your composer is a freaking genius. I love it when the dyson sphere theme comes back at 5:25. It might be a commonly done thing to reuse melodies, but I feel like I don't see it done enough in science documentaries and YT videos. Just comes to show how well made these vids are.
@Jack Paul it’s similar to other parts of the video, but it comes in more strongly and is actually different from the other music. And if you go to the video on Dyson Spheres, you will here that *exact* theme repeatedly throughout the video
Leitmotif is a wonderful thing Edit: my comment and the comment above me are leitmotifs. I totally didn't forget to check to see if anyone had said it already, it was intentional haha oops
alien sergeant: Sir, Im detecting movement of a star's system alien general: dont you mean "movement in a star's system"? alien sergeant: no sir, you misunderstood what Im telling you
Kurzgesagt: "Hey friend physicist, we need a fast interstellar engine for a video. Any ideas?" Friend physiscist: *sips tea* "Here is a fusion reactor with a linear particle accelerator attached to the front, that I came up with during my tea break." Kurzgesagt: "That'll do. Thank you!"
Kurzgesagt: causes their entire audience to experience a collective existential crisis with every video Also Kurzgesagt: *”Wanna see me move the Sun to a new galaxy”* *”Wanna see me do it again”*
Want to see me turn back time Want to see me turn back tim Want to see me turn back ti Want to see me turn back t Want to see me turn back Want to see me turn bac Want to see me turn ba Want to see me turn b Want to see me turn Want to see me tur Want to see me tu Want to see me t Want to see me Want to see m Want to see Want to se Want to s Want to Want t Want Wan Wa W Wait what did I say?
@@baboin1851 No need, they've more or less made a video about it, go watch the black hole bomb. Given that most people already know the center of the Milky Way has a supermassive black hole (Sagittarius A*), who's to say we can't stick an engine on it? Same principles and the galaxy is tidal locked to it.
if you don't comply, we will bribe the control room to force orbit the thruster and vaporise the soon to be ball of glass your planet is to become now which plan would you like?
Since G-type stars like the Sun never actually use up all their fuel- they end up puffing *most* of it off during the Red Giant phase- the beam of energy shooting into the sun would stir the stellar mantle, ensuring the star burns its fuel supply more efficiently, thus extending the lifespan of the sun that way too.
But then you've got to remember that that also causes disturbances in magnetic field. The sun had a specific structure since its birth, and kind of changing that won't be too good. It will result in massive solar flares and prominences as the mantle will be reshifted, so we need to be careful and think twice before we do something like this
What if the Milky Way is a starter galaxy, and the reason we haven't found alien life is because everyone else has already departed with their star systems.. we're just really late to the interstellar party? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The thing I like about this video is that they hired some physicist and he proposed the giant mirror and they responded saying “do better” and he just invented some new stellar engine because some RUclips channel told him to
@@trumpsupporter4206 well I was going to wait several years before assembling a council of vitrually trusted people that only wish to help human kind survive and letting the world population vote government power out of office seats We are almost socially adept enough to do so, give it some time guys.
Luke Wright Well its the only choice since: 1. We might die if we enter the asteroid belt 2. Humanity will cease to exist without the sun ( go too far, we’ll freeze. go too near, free human barbecue for Satan) 3. Moving the sun may seem harder but it will be worth it since we’ll be able to bring the other stuff in our solar system with some cool resources
@@hazemsaeed6372 It is the year 12020 (2020 plus 10000 extra years) in the Holocene calendar, which is meant to set the year 0 approximately when humans began to form settlements and abandon the hunter gatherer lifestyle. The idea is to have the start of the year count be defined by something universally human instead of anything specific to a religion/culture.
And then go like "but that's really hard and we will probably kill each other centuries before where even near to accomplish that." at the end of the video
*Physicist boi chilling on couch* **phone rings** *picks up*”Hey” **incomprehensible chatter** “Whaddya need?” **more chatter** “Mhm. Mhm. *opens physics simulator on big ass pc* “I’ll see what I can do”
Incomprehensible chatter: "Hey my astrophysicist friend can you think of a way to move our entire solar system in case of a supernova that will destroy us that we can definitely build even though we can barely go to the moon and back and hopefully the plan will work even though none of this will be tested and it's a problem that will future human even see this let alone use this random suggestion by this random multi-million subscribed youtuber that talks about random interesting science stuff that a normal human can totally comprehend? "I'm sorry I didn't get that, the phone cut off." "......"
Probably some of the planets will be ejected out of the Solar system and some will crash into the sun and the asteroid belt will cause havoc in the inner planets including our own. We should think this think through before jumping the gun.
**A red dwarf is about to shower earth with asteroids** Normal people: yeah, we're screwed. Time to prepare for the end of days. Kurzgesagt: W E S H O U L D T A K E B I K I N I B O T T O M A N D P U S H I T S O M E W H E R E E L S E !
Matthew Caplan was my Physics Professor this last semester at Illinois State University. He’s the creator of the Caplan Thruster! I’m genuinely shocked. He was the most chill professor I’ve ever had and he’s only 26
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yes
@@Today_Im_dai or maybe no
@Nikola Jovanovic or probably no
Huh, wonder why they made a new comment almost a year and a half after the vid was uploaded!
K
Can we just talk about the fact that some physicist designed an entire galaxy thrusting towtruck with real physics for the sake of an educational RUclips video
Just a reason more to Love science
And what's wrong with that?
things you do when you're super smart but super bored
Or they were just waiting the perfect excuse so no one would throw them in a nut house. "Crazy? Me? Of course not! It's for the sake of education!"
thats what they do for fun cmon
“Sir the humans are advancing”
“What fleet is following them”
“T-their whole star system sir”
Oh no they launched asteroids with a nuclear rockets on them!
@@memeoususer2704 Humans : *YEET Sedna into their homeworld *
Aliens: THEY JUST LAUNCHED A PLANET TOWARDS US!
Can’t be invaded if you invade first
*smacks table*
"DAMN IT!"
*advisors shaking*
"EXECUTE ORDER 69!"
"..b-but lord sire HJKASDJ21A2ASAKHJa... W-We haven't progressed enough..."
*chokes advisor with the force*
"JUST DO IT!!!"
*order 69 executed*
*entire spaceship transformed into solar system with a stellar engine*
@@eplane6088 Humans : "Feed Jupiter enough hydrogen from the Sun to kickstart a Brown Dwarf phase, then YEET it *
I could only imagine the look of disbelief on alien faces as we pull up to their solar system... with our solar system
We'll be flexin on them, or perhaps they'll flex on us by doing it first
*pulls down window*
Nice solar system, hahaha.
I dare you to race to the next galaxy!
@@SuperCityscan 2big and 2furious
I wonder if we would be able to steer the the sun into hydrogen clouds in order to refuel. If we are going to be thinking in time scales of eons, we might as well figure out a way to refuel the sun. If we can figure it out, we could have the ultimate hot rod last us for tens of billions of years.
Sir you need to move your solar system, this is a no parking zone.
I love the saying "Nearly 1% the speed of light" because you immediately understand that is still incredibly fast.
It's actually really slow considering space in our galaxy not to mention entire universe.
And considering average lifespan of a human or even a human civilization.
Speed of light is slow. 1% of that speed is extremely slow even if it's unimaginable to achieve with our technology.
Even if you don't consider travell possibility, only transfer of information, speed of light is extremely slow.
@@MyPrideFlag ok if it’s so slow then go and run 1% the speed of light right now
7 million miles per hour is pretty god damn fast if you ask me
@@Gojifan- its very very fast on Earth, but when we talk about the light years of distance between stars then it becomes very slow
Your astrophysics friend is such a madlad
that's an amazing idea but we need to build a dyson sphere first
@@karlbok4800 Hah. You'd need world peace before that.
Noi Jadis Cailleach
There’d be world peace if america stops attacking random countries and bullying russia and china, then telling their citizens it is those countries who are causing problems.
@@deadpirateroberts9937 "Bullying Russia and China". Uhh. How uneducated are you in the politics/human rights category. If anything what we do is Retaliation towards China's human rights violations and theft of intellectual property along with genocide...
He created a mini starkiller base.
My man designed a whole stellar engine just to be called "our science friend"
And named the Stellar Engine after him
What
My guy design a whole stellar engine and was referenced in a Kurzkuzart video just to be called my man.
@@anguskeenan4932 buddy designed a stellar engine just to be called "astrophysicist friend", man, and guy.
“Professor Matthew Caplan, friend of the show...” doesn’t quite have the same slightly goofy ring to it
Edit: spelling
scientist: "intergalactic space travel is impossible"
kurzgesagt: "Just move the sun lol"
@@SimonWoodburyForget Indeed but sustaining fragile human life across galaxies is complicated. It requires to carry a lot of stuff. It might even be the case that we need the whole planet and its ecosystem to survive. Could we even survive without the moon and its tidal force? How about with a different rate and size of rocks crashing into the Earth as cause by other planets? Don't underestimate how fragile we are in the long run.
@@SimonWoodburyForget Save your time. Don't drink coffee. :D
I generally disagree. Time is a resource like any other. It's finite over the lifespan of a single individual (duh), but it's renewable on the timescale of the human species.
But I agree, we have to prioritize. I however don't see how that's related at all. The whole video assume there is an actual need to relocate humanity.
Unless we take human evolution in our own hands (with gene editing or whatever) or without serious ecosystem shaping, there's no way of saying whether the bare minimum for human survival could some day become anything less than the entier solar system.
Or maybe what you mant is that moving the solar system is so slow that we'd be better off not moving it at all and leaving the problem for future generations?
@@SimonWoodburyForget I think you're kinda overestimating the value of time. What we all aim to maximize is happiness. Time is just a resource you can spend enjoying what you have or working to improve your futur happiness.
And I include "having saved futur generations from extinction" into the "immediate happiness" category.
funny:)
Lol, what could go wrong!
“ This dance is like a ice rink filled with drunk toddlers”. Probably my favorite quote of all time.
Yes
*meet the demoman*
i rly wanna see what a drunk skating toddler looks like
@@shuncho7844then make one do it
@@ambunt I currently do not have a toddler within my vicinity that is yearning to be drunk rn
Could you imagine waking up one morning, only to see on the news that some strange civilization just arrived on the edge of your galaxy by piloting a damn star...
to repeat an above comment : "thats gotta be the greatest pirate ive ever seen"
@@nicholasesposito1204 HA JOKES ON THEM WERE ABOVE THEM NOW!
"only to"? what's limited about this for you to use "only"?
This is pretty wholesome
Annunakis :v
But if we accidently declare war with them we mostly get defeated by them because they have higher technology but if we win... Just look at our earth and alot people and childern has died and alot of building got destroyed. That is the price for winning
Humans: can barely make it to the moon and back
Humans: have already planned how to move the entire solar system
recipe for procrastination!
One step at a time, one step at a time...
Samuel Añorve we don’t do that here
You say "barely", but I honestly believe we'd easily be able to reach the moon nowadays.
It's just politics and funding that get in the way
@@anactualfennecfox1 me too
Animation and science is the best way to educate children and also adults
SHHHHHH DON'T MENTION THE C-WORD! COPPA IS LISTENING...
@@Henry-Wilder frick
Yeah! Schools should do this, like aren't we supposed to learn more in school than youtube
I learned more things from Minecraft and RUclips than school
True
The ending saying “this is the last video of 12019” and it’s almost 23’
oh my god the pandemic, everything-
That was such a shock- wow..
Yeah it’s the end of of 2022, and the world is even more screwed up than 2019… it hits hard…
@@ameliezhou8887 2019 was the best year
Pretty much the end of the world that was
12019 hasn't happened yet moron
2024 here, hello?
Star: *barreling towards earth*
Our entire solar system: “Sllliidddeee to the right”
Joshua Klaren criss cross
Sliiiiiiide to the left
How Low can you go?
Take it back now ya'll!
Cha cha real smooth!
Normal Visionaries: “What if we left the solar system in a spaceship?”
Kurzgesagt: “What if we made the solar system into a spaceship?”
Underrated comment here. Kurzgesagt never fails to impress us.
@@iowanwendigo746 that’s right
This isn't a new idea. It's been floating around in sci-fi literature for decades. Larry Niven's 'Fleet of Worlds' is a good example, but there are also many others.
Dang nice whip
@@murch7299 True but most of the population is mainly interested in spaceships traveling to distant solar systems rather than bringing our solar system closer to those distant solar systems in order to make them less distant. Like me before I saw this video.
“In a few days this year will be over, and we’ll get to try again”
Big mistake
"In 12019 lots of things happened." ...... just wait....
@@drew657 hold on... I have a feeling you're warning us...
The file corrupted
yeah i agree
wooooooooooow
"This dance is not an orderly ballet, more like a skating rink filled with drunk toddlers" has got to be the best ever description of the galaxy's movement.
"See the sun?"
"Yes sir?"
"Move it."
I like to move it move it you like to move it move it we like move it move it I like to MOVE IT
@@Cc-nn4cm lol
Nice
see people think this is a joke but a drill instructor will say this and expect you to do it
@@communisttrash8590 Army Corps of Engineers
“This dance is not a delicate ballet, more like a skating rink filled with drunk toddlers.”
~Kurzgesagt, 12019
"drunk toddlers"
Has Kurzgesagt ever met any drunk toddlers? How much alcohol does Kurzgesagt give their toddlers?
We buy our cold medicine by the case. haha
@@medexamtoolscom a pint a day keeps the doctor away
@@ilham3367a pint a day keeps the child in the grave
The idea of pushing the sun is more like Patrick's idea of pushing bikini bottom to a safer place but on a bigger scale
you barely finished your words
@@elijahwilliams5400 It was the thought that counts
Derpy Woodoo golden
It worked for Patrick... up until the giant worm landed on them.
Please edit your comment and fix it
Rewatching this video now and hearing the ‘things are bad but we can always do better :)’ outro and then hearing ‘here’s to trying again in 2020!’ Is a whiplash
Yeah, little did they know...
Wow, that is actually pretty sad. Being so hopeful for the future and the 20s being so bad
“What that? A nearby star is going to annihilate the earth in 2 million years? Oh don’t be so dramatic we can just move the sun”
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I don’t think you understand the joke
Like at all
@@gdgeekraida4080 why are you everywhere
@@gdgeekraida4080 u changed phone? Because now you are 2 weaks old and you changed the profile pic
@Chonghan L i know i was kidding
Btw i thought you were the reply to a comment where idk why i was arguing with a fake lmao
Lol
You know it’s a big project when a Dyson sphere is the starting point.
its like the basic ingredients in a cooking video
@@ProGamer_69420 I see you "explaining" in every reply sections. You must be very fun at parties.
@@nonine09 im bored so yea… :/
One day, we will manage to launch the first solar panel close to the sun
@@titaniummechsx3324 yes, we just have to make sure we dont start an all out nuclear war and end ourselves and make sure everyone cooperates
How to turn solar system into space pirate ship 101
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That's one basass stellar pirate ship!
Jack sparrow theme plays
We will have to conquer Zebes.
should put a giant pirate flag on top of the engine for sure
What if shooting stars were actually aliens just drag racing their stellar engines?
who's gonna tell him?
Actually they are just meteors burning because of the earth's atmosphere.
bro ur outta line but u could be right
@@sheelaalve2178 we know
@@sheelaalve2178 that's what the government wants you to think
Scientists: planets are to far away from our solar system to explore
Kurzgesagt: just move the solar system lmao
Pierrer Gomez intelligence 1000
How to visit other planets for dummies
Did you not watch the video? It takes millions of years for such an engine to work.
Everyone alive now would be dead, and would have turned into fossils. Due to evolution, humans won't even be anatomically the same.
@@bigsmall246 nnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Thats the sounds of the joke going over your head.
@@marcuslesesne6239 it was not meant to be a joke. Grow up.
Hm yes let me ask my *astrophysicist friend to design a device to move our entire solar system*
Shouldn’t be too big a thing to ask
To be fair, the dude wrote a peer approved paper so it's worth it for him
That is like asking a two year old if he wants sweets
I could really use an astrophysist friend
Harrison Gilbert, that's just another Wednesday for them
I only need an astrophysicist black guy... ahahahhaha
"we're leaving 2019 with hope, it's been a terrible year"
*BOY WERE YOU WRONG*
lol
Ay
ah yes
2021 is worse
@@ahmeteminsenyurt131 no, 2020 is
bro my subtitles were on and when the intro came it said 'snazzy kurzgesagt intro music' lmao i love these small details
This channel really is so good I’m just happy it is free and I know about it
Subtitles are always the best
Here I am, trying to save up for a car;
and Kurzgesagt goes on about
*drag-racing the focking solar system*
@Boosted Benis nice
Boosted Benis ls swap a black hole
Here ya go, 1000th like xD.
"humans passing through the universe"
Aliens: u wot mate
@@jeremykyles567 God: Aw shit here they go again
Drunk toddlers... as if toddlers don’t already cause enough chaos
Aren't toddlers already tiny drunk adults?
FAS
That was legitimately the last comparison I expected to hear from Krutz's mouth. I fucking loved it.
@@generalrubbish9513 Adults are just kids with more XP exploiting kids with less XP.
@@livinginpatheticera3867 when you here boss music everytime you enter a playground
*ITS* *TIME* *TO* *GRIND* *SOME* *XP*
Aliens: “eyo u comin over?”
Humans: “sure lemme fire up the sun”
aliens: oh coo- *wait i didnt know you could do that*
Human:we know a "guy" that could help us
@@8g-bryanliefardo710 yeah he helped us with the taking over the universe thin- i mean taking over mars
humans: yeah i know a guy bro gimme a few years to get to yo system brotha
I absolutely love the snowball effect that this could have for human expansion through the galaxy. One Dyson Sphere makes the solar system our spaceship. As we orbit the galaxy backwards, we colonize another solar system by terraforming its planets, and we build a second Dyson Sphere around the new star. That star then gets its own Caplan Thruster and begins orbiting with us. Both of these solar systems can then colonize 1 more system each, for a total of 4 habitable solar systems. Those 4 then become 8, then 16, and so on. Exponential growth could have us owning the entire galaxy if we wanted to do so. Imagine that. 🤩
Dream on haha.
@@hudokus3094 Tell that to the people who dreamt of flying machines centuries ago. The only problem here is making sure things don't wholly collapse before then.
@@greenapple9477 Humanity will never be able to do this. We can’t even solve our own problems. The universe has certain laws that we will probably never gonna understand. Space itself is simply to vast and strange for us. It sounds depressing and pessimistic but i don’t think i’m far from the truth.
@@hudokus3094happily, you are far from the truth.
The sad thing with this, if it does eventually happen, is that none of us currently living would ever see it. I've never cared for immortality, until I've started seeing videos like this, where humanity could be a hyper-intelligent space faring race.
i love it when he says “in as little as a million years”
On the scale of a human lifetime a million years may as well be forever. Even on human civilization scale a million years is as good as forever. But on most other scales it really isn’t that long. Geologically things will have barely moved on Earth. On stellar evolution scales a million years is hardly anything. Our own sun has 4-5 billion more years and it’s fairly short-lived compared to red dwarfs that will keep on for several trillion years.
I mean, we're pretty close to curing aging. -- But also, life tends to re-evolve on earth -- like faster than we expect it to -- even when the whole planet was a sea of fire, some random bacteria survived somehow in the dust clouds that got kicked up into orbit (and they survived reentry as well) -- maybe all that plastic in the ocean will be good fossil fuel for the next generation of earthlings a million years from now.
We should probably also start thinking of a way to leave behind some time capsules -- like, maybe on our moon, or on that huge hexagon on Saturn or something...
It’s true though
@@BrainSlugs83 perhaps, who knows. But the plastic isnt good for us or the life currently here so why even try to look for a bright side of it...
@@BrainSlugs83A cure for aging would be a bad idea. Overpopulation will destroy us.
This channel gets better and better everyday
We're going full Issac Arthur now
yes, and they were already so good at the beginning I don't understand how they could be any better, but they can, obviously
Ikr
well not every day. But every video.
I agree. Now we need to find out why the next time we'll see Kursgesagt is in 12020 like suggested at the end. Or am I missing something?
Imagine being an alien race, spending millenia developing masterful deep space travel techniques, and some squishy aliens drive by in their WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM and fry your entire capitol planet with a redirected solar engine
Big bruh moment
@@elonhusk5203 you better find this project
"Yo did those guys' sun just piss on our moon?"
cucumber 1080
Don’t urge him. You know he’ll do it somehow
Get in losers we're racing a dying star
I have to admit, I've never heard nor thought of this concept before. Thank you for giving me something new to think about.
Really?! You? Wow, I would've never thought YOU of all people on this planet wouldn't have thought of this before.
@@Nous.Central💀💀💀
God tier redstone engineers from Minecraft: "I've been training for this my whole life"
You are a little late to this video no Mustache man
"Gamma ray blast incoming? Get Mumbo Jumbo on the line!"
Bro I see u everywer
@@sheevpalprotein9132 INDEED
oh hey, i know you
Scientists:We all gonna die from a super nova hitting the Solar System.
Patrick:Why don't we take the Sun and put it somewhere else?
Kurzgesagt: *Write that down!Write that down!*
Underrated
Betelgeuse is going Super Nova soon. ;) Michael Keaton might have to save us with lasers! ;)
Reminds me of that spongebob episode. Why don't we just take the city and move it somewhere else?
me when i was 6:what if we strapped engines to earth or build a big engine that moves the star?
mom:your so creative sweety but that not realistic
10 years later:I KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
*based on a true story*
starfirejordan big brain
Born too late to explore the world
Born too early to use our sun as a metaphorical engine to explore the cosmos
Born just at the right time to enjoy Kurzgesagt.
Actually, depending on your current age and income, you may have been born in the right time for humanity to have stopped the aging process, allowing you to explore the cosmos in your hundreds
Nirot the Wanderer not the late hundreds, but maybe double our lifespan
@@gamerdude3126 and war
Also we are going to mars in 2020 so it is possible to go to a diffrent planet
The moon has had less exploration than our ocean as with mars so you have been born in an exciting time.
Дякую, це найкращий науковий канал, який я коли-небудь дивився 🇩🇪❤️🇺🇦
petition for kurzgesagt to make a semi-hard scifi space colonization game
edit: I meant semi-hard as in hard science fiction, as in scientifically accurate fiction
they can make the game harder than dark souls lol
I second the motion
Wait am i saying the right thing?
Agreed
Υe
sherbett in their artstyle, along with using scientifical structures from their videos and applying their content as reality into a game... that'd be really neat
Eve online???
I can't even watch Real live action space videos anymore because of this channel.
Imagine breaking a giant meteorite whit a nuke just so it cuts on half and complete fly away from anything in our solar system
Ha
Got addicted to this magical animation
Star Wars sux hard. it's shit.
go watch the expanse
My favourite Kurzgesagt topic: *SPACE*
That's applicable for everyone of his viewers.
My favorite is ants. I like ants.
obviously
Mine too 😊
@@sriramsundar8388 "His" viewers? XD You do know there's more than 1 person making these videos?
Next Kurzgesgat Video be like: "How to bend SpaceTime to teleport the solar system:"
The art just keeps getting better
Evolution is a lie. There is abundant evidence that debunks the theory of evolution.
First of all, there are zero true transitional species.
Every single living thing can be classified as a eukaryote or a prokaryote, a fish or an amphibian, and so on.
If evolution was true, then there must be species that are a transition between two kinds of living things.
If evolution was true, then there must be species that are a transition between prokaryotes and eukaryotes, between fish and amphibians, and so on.
But there are none.
See, in order to be a true transitional species, a species must contain organisms from two different kinds of living things.
There is no other possible way to bridge the evolutionary gap between the different kinds of living things.
For example, a transitional species between fish and amphibians must contain some organisms which are scientifically classified as fish and some organisms which are scientifically classified as amphibians.
But there are no species like this.
The fact is that there are zero true transitional species.
Secondly, there are zero transitional organs.
If evolution was true, then there must be organs that are a transition between two different organs.
For example, according to the theory of evolution, lungs evolved from swim bladders. So there should be an organ that is a transition between a swim bladder and a lung.
But there is no organ that is a transition between a swim bladder and a lung.
These are just some of the many evidences that prove that the theory of evolution is a fairy tale.
@@tylerb9877 nobody asked
@@tylerb9877 ok boomer
calm down socrates
@@tylerb9877 Homo Habilis? that is a true transitional species
"The year 12019 is bad but we will have another chance next year"
That aged like milk
I didn't copy mine at least, I'm too lazy to scroll that far 😅
This aged like good cheese
now I understand what the aged jokes means because of this comment
I measure time from the day that humans first walked on the surface of another world, so for me the current year is 52. :)
i cant even remember what bad things happened in 2019
Nasa watching this:
*”Write that down, Write that down!”*
Lol true though
NAhh its not
Like they don't know it already lol.
Salty Dwarf honestly, if it really was an astrophysicist friend who made this as a passion project, NASA may not have seen the paper before the video released. They would go “oh okay that’s a cute video you got there, bu- WAIT, PUBLISHED IN A PEER REVIEWED JOURNAL?” and proceed to take their first look.
Are we forgetting that the sun is growing?
Always love how he explains big projects like this one. And love the animation.
NASA: We have finally made a rocket that can fly into Mars and back!
Kurzgesagt: Im 4 paraller universes ahead of you.
Talk about a terminal montage reference
If it's parallel it can't really be ahead can it? Should be simultaneous instead? Hmmm
MrJpmono does that mean two perpendicular universes would be ones that start off completely different, but are exactly the same for a fraction of time and then continue on different paths?
@@aydinnemburt2160 why do you say these things that hurt but sound so *cool*
@@aydinnemburt2160 its a godd damn meme dude
"Fire!"
"It's still warming up, sir"
"Warming up? The sun is warming up?"
That's a great quote.
@@mrsigmagrinder8737 Where is it from?
Mega mind
What
A hole new level of global warming
Alien species would be so confused when they find us just vibin in between galaxys
they just see us pullin' up in our *entire solar system*
“Yeah, we got dysonspheres? Whatchu got?”
*”the solar system is on the way”*
when we cant decide what we take with us and what we leave behind.... so we have to take everything with us
When we reach the point where we’ve broken the kardashev intelegence scale we legit gonna be flexing out private galaxys “like, bro I can move my galaxy at speeds faster than the skewers number light years a second, whatchu got on that peasant?”
Sea-Salt Art LET THOSE TRUCK NUTZ DRAG
That 2019 send off hits a lot harder in two thousand twenty four
Me: 5 years of high school is too long
Kurzgesagt: "In as little as a million years..."
Huuu3e7e7
@@VuonMay r/ihadastroke
Well that is a big chunk of your life
@@walledsand yeah, if you live a 31 year life
@@dragnofs And that you don”t know grammar
"Colonizing hundreds or thousands of stars as we pass by them"
British Empire: Its free real estate
*BRITISH GRENADIERS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE*
"why colonize 1/3rd of the earth when you can colonize 1/3rd of the universe"
-Some guy 2020
This is my favourite comment
'The suns never set on the British Empire!'
@@dominicgorriceta6487 lol XD
imagine being in a discord call and being like "yo i have high ping, i think i just passed your solar system, i think i'll have to call back in like 4 million years"
lol
Flam go
Jesus, is this dude viltrumite or something.
Albert
why does everyone comment about my profile picture, its just albert sus
"In a few days, this year will be over. And we'll get to try it again."
That aged _very_ poorly.
Ong😂
Several times over, too.
Considering the current era... Yeeeeahhhh 😬
This was our last video for the year 12019 of the Human Era. And what a year it was. So much stuff happened everywhere. To so many different people.
Calendars and holidays are just imaginary but they help us to cut our lives into pieces that our brains can handle.
We are leaving 12019 behind with a weird mixture of disillusion and hope. The world is screwed up. But we can fix it. In a few days this year will be over. And we all get to try again.
Thank you for watching our videos and for sticking around for so many years. See you all in 12020.
Nice
tHANKS for all the videos this year
Thank you for everything you do.
NOICE and OOF
Thank you guys so much for your continued effort in educating us all! Much love, and I hope to see you again next year!
“The world is screwed up. But, we can fix that. In a few days we can try again next year”
2020: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Gamer ?
My life is a lie !!
This video DID NOT age well...
That is a meme comment from a bald clickbait youtuber who cant explain their video title (vsauce)
@@jackkeeble7971 Eons mate, eons.
Famous last words
We leave 2019 with hope that earth can be fixed.
2020: Bonjour
I looking for this comment lol. Being hopeful that the next year will be great and then 2020 be like _/konichiwa\_
Lmao
@Wyatt Murphy *The Australian bushfires earlier this year doubts this
Wait the 2020 make us realize: are we the Bad guys?
was botta say this haha
“The world is screwed up.”
*Boy howdy are you in for a surprise*
Just imagine a alien race at our level of technology today they look out the window then they see a solar system getting closer every day
Isnt that happening now to us with the Andromeda Galaxy?....WAIT OH NO!!!
@@jjjj_111 damn. Never thought about it that way. Is it possible to push a galaxy?
@@willow7466 Of course, you just have to move the critical mass in such way that the entire galaxy will follow. The problem with that is that we should already know someone is moving it. Also, calculations point that is the mass from both, ours and Andromeda, are the ones at play. The milky way is the biggest galaxy in our local zone.
*jaws music intensifies*
The entire Milky Way coming to steal your girl like...
How this engine was made
Scientist 1: the earth might hit another star
Scientist 2: why don't we get the solar system and push it somewhere else
Wait, that's not a scientist, that's Patrick!
@@Kurbo64 What's the difference!?
@@person8064 You right, Patrick was a scientist the whole time!
It is estimated that when Andromeda merges with the Milky Way Galaxy that there will be no solar collisions due to the vast distances between them. The main problem I see is in being able to accurately predict a cosmic apocalypse millions of years in the future in time to be able to construct a device that would move our Solar System out of harms way in time for it to be of any use to save us. Reducing the mass of the sun to extend its lifecycle may be viable option to pursue as that would be a clearly foreseeable goal which could be developed with an achievable goal in mind.
"we could build a defence system depending on the threat ensuring a minimum amount of wasted material and that it's built within our life times"
*takes a deep breath from marijuana*"nah mate, lets just move the system"
The artist really needs to make a game. This art style is beautiful.
It's perfect.
@Corsafire Spore is literally one of my favorite video games of all time. I just want something in an art style like this.
Night in the woods?
@@kianalvizo6407 Not even close lol
@@noodleprimenoodleprime it kinda looks like the style they used
Imagine in the year of 4738394838283 in class the teacher says "ok class, today we are learning about how we reversed our orbit of the galaxy and escaped it.
Your composer is a freaking genius. I love it when the dyson sphere theme comes back at 5:25. It might be a commonly done thing to reuse melodies, but I feel like I don't see it done enough in science documentaries and YT videos. Just comes to show how well made these vids are.
That’s something that’s sometimes even cool to see done in movies, and these are RUclips videos. Goes to show how professional these people are
@Jack Paul it’s similar to other parts of the video, but it comes in more strongly and is actually different from the other music. And if you go to the video on Dyson Spheres, you will here that *exact* theme repeatedly throughout the video
@Jack Paul specifically if you go to 1:40 on the Dyson Sphere video, you will hear the theme for the first time
lietmotifs are beautiful
Leitmotif is a wonderful thing
Edit: my comment and the comment above me are leitmotifs. I totally didn't forget to check to see if anyone had said it already, it was intentional haha oops
*"WE SHOULD TAKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE"*
-Patrick 3019
nvm i think i stole this (•___•)
up this one hahaha
So I know that this is cliche, but I just finished watching that episode and man, was that funny.
yes
And leave china behind.
13019*
“We should take the sun, and PUSH it somewhere else!” -Kurzgesagt
" *PICKING IT UP AND PUTTING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE* " - Patrick
IDK, sounds like bullying to me
Be kind to the Sun bois
@@TheNasaDude Silence. The sun throws solar flares and stuff at us, which is bullying us.
Pikawizard “That idea might be crazy enough.. to get us all killed!” - nasa
Actually so glad I wasn't the only one thinking of this
The irony of hoping for a better year in 2019...
"Why don't we take the sun
and push it somewhere else"
-Patrick Star
He was ahead of his time
Lmao
I I i I i i.....
am proud of you
I specifically came to the comment section to find this joke
Look the movie "Wandering Earth"
alien sergeant: Sir, Im detecting movement of a star's system
alien general: dont you mean "movement in a star's system"?
alien sergeant: no sir, you misunderstood what Im telling you
LOL very underrated
It’s only 3 days old so it’s not underrated yet
Lmao
Strictly speaking, it should be "change of expected trajectory" of a star system, not "movement" of a star system.
@@Owen_loves_Butters now its already 5 days so can we underrate this?
"WE'RE TRAVELLING THE STARS !"
"we need the earth the live"
"WE'RE TAKING THE EARTH WITH US !"
"we need the sun too"
"WE'RE TAKING THE SUN WITH US !"
Why don't we just take the whole galaxy with us
Santa Donu we can’t,the star going supernova would come with us
@@eluthiel6894 that was a joke and you don't get it
Santa Donu well it wasn’t even funny
@@eluthiel6894 according to you this was a good joke
Fun drinking game: marathon all of Kurzgesagt's videos and take a shot every time they talk about building a big mirror in space.
Kurzgesagt: "Hey friend physicist, we need a fast interstellar engine for a video. Any ideas?"
Friend physiscist: *sips tea* "Here is a fusion reactor with a linear particle accelerator attached to the front, that I came up with during my tea break."
Kurzgesagt: "That'll do. Thank you!"
Omg that Is hillarious
@Ana de Luna ikr!
Lmao
"like a skating rink full of drunk toddlers." That has to be the best quote I've heard from a science channel.
there's also,"top ten anime betrayals in history"
Does your house have a ghost?
@@KBANE28 probably
@@KBANE28 I assume you've seen that video
Kurzgesagt: causes their entire audience to experience a collective existential crisis with every video
Also Kurzgesagt: *”Wanna see me move the Sun to a new galaxy”*
*”Wanna see me do it again”*
Kurzgasagt 10 billion years later:lets take the galaxy and push it somewhere else
XD
I pictured hearing king DEDEDE yelling this. I have no clue why
Want to see me turn back time
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Want to see me turn bac
Want to see me turn ba
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Want to see me turn
Want to see me tur
Want to see me tu
Want to see me t
Want to see me
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Wait what did I say?
@@baboin1851 No need, they've more or less made a video about it, go watch the black hole bomb. Given that most people already know the center of the Milky Way has a supermassive black hole (Sagittarius A*), who's to say we can't stick an engine on it? Same principles and the galaxy is tidal locked to it.
"Oh you want to cross this ocean? Then let's design an engine to push this island across it."
"We've been trying to reach out to you about your planet’s extended warranty"
This gave me a good chuckle
Same
if you don't comply, we will bribe the control room to force orbit the thruster and vaporise the soon to be ball of glass your planet is to become
now which plan would you like?
XDD
@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Bruhh XD
Since G-type stars like the Sun never actually use up all their fuel- they end up puffing *most* of it off during the Red Giant phase- the beam of energy shooting into the sun would stir the stellar mantle, ensuring the star burns its fuel supply more efficiently, thus extending the lifespan of the sun that way too.
Big brain im ded
Science is just magical
Wow, you do like focusing on stars don't you
But then you've got to remember that that also causes disturbances in magnetic field. The sun had a specific structure since its birth, and kind of changing that won't be too good. It will result in massive solar flares and prominences as the mantle will be reshifted, so we need to be careful and think twice before we do something like this
@@xyross23 what you don't want the sun becoming a K dwarf or m dwarf?
*Aliens driving past us with their entire solar system*
Humans: *gawking*
Aliens: They see us rollin, they hatin
What if the Milky Way is a starter galaxy, and the reason we haven't found alien life is because everyone else has already departed with their star systems.. we're just really late to the interstellar party? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Soulindex Can someone just tour our galaxy already?
Soul Index fuck, we are still in level 1 guys
Dire Wolf Nation “And here on the left you can see the peasants, please don’t laugh it’s kinda sad really”
My brain: So we can launch a star at our galactic rivals... interesting.
The thing I like about this video is that they hired some physicist and he proposed the giant mirror and they responded saying “do better” and he just invented some new stellar engine because some RUclips channel told him to
I need someone like this for my Sci-fi worlds. XD
What they said might not be 100% true, but most of it. It was probably more of a coincidence.
These things were a concept long before this video was made...
Proof that the Kurzgesagt RUclips channel is the ideal candidate for world dictator.
@@trumpsupporter4206 well I was going to wait several years before assembling a council of vitrually trusted people that only wish to help human kind survive and letting the world population vote government power out of office seats
We are almost socially adept enough to do so, give it some time guys.
I love this idea. "Oh, our planet is gonna be destroyed? Well let's just *MOVE THE ENTIRE FRIGGIN' SOLAR SYSTEM.* No big deal"
The most human thing to do ngl
Sounds like an idea from Patrick star.
Luke Wright
Well its the only choice since:
1. We might die if we enter the asteroid belt
2. Humanity will cease to exist without the sun ( go too far, we’ll freeze. go too near, free human barbecue for Satan)
3. Moving the sun may seem harder but it will be worth it since we’ll be able to bring the other stuff in our solar system with some cool resources
Patrick: LETS JUST TAKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
LOL
3020 civilization:
Son: Mom can you get me Caplan Thruster
Mom: We have Caplan Thruster at home
Caplan Thruster at home: Shkadov Thruster
*13020 civilization
@Stefan Lapointe
I was gonna say dat
@@dieselguitar1440 r/beatmetoit
@@dieselguitar1440 can you please explain the 12020 thing they said in the video? i think i missed an episode or something :D
@@hazemsaeed6372 It is the year 12020 (2020 plus 10000 extra years) in the Holocene calendar, which is meant to set the year 0 approximately when humans began to form settlements and abandon the hunter gatherer lifestyle. The idea is to have the start of the year count be defined by something universally human instead of anything specific to a religion/culture.
This could lead to type 3 civilization by colonizing many stars in entire milky way galaxy when we pass by them and even type 4
“The world is screwed up in 2019, but, we can fix it in 2020.”
Coronavirus: helo
2021: *secretly chuckles at the back*
Chirchy 2021 *chunckes at the evil plan, laughts manically and evil*
well, tbh, coronavirus is healing the earth since it has forced us humans to stay inside
HELL-O
w h y
Iron man:We must save the world
Kurtzgesaght:Nah, I'm moving it
Also kurtzgeaaght:We will save the world with a............ Mirror.
why don't we just take the solar system, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
@@Kitsyfluff Chill
@@Kitsyfluff inspirational quote by pat right there XD
edit : pat / rick?
@@Kitsyfluff Push PUsh PUsh
I guess you could call it a... *Starship*
....Out the door..
Heh
Out....
*LEAVE...*
You stop that right now! Don't make me turn this solar system around
this channel always gives me hope for our future
And then go like "but that's really hard and we will probably kill each other centuries before where even near to accomplish that." at the end of the video
*Physicist boi chilling on couch*
**phone rings**
*picks up*”Hey”
**incomprehensible chatter**
“Whaddya need?”
**more chatter**
“Mhm. Mhm. *opens physics simulator on big ass pc* “I’ll see what I can do”
i want to believe this is exactly what happened, except the icomprehensible chatter is just bird noises
Is it bad I know what that sounds like?
Incomprehensible chatter: "Hey my astrophysicist friend can you think of a way to move our entire solar system in case of a supernova that will destroy us that we can definitely build even though we can barely go to the moon and back and hopefully the plan will work even though none of this will be tested and it's a problem that will future human even see this let alone use this random suggestion by this random multi-million subscribed youtuber that talks about random interesting science stuff that a normal human can totally comprehend?
"I'm sorry I didn't get that, the phone cut off."
"......"
Probably some of the planets will be ejected out of the Solar system and some will crash into the sun and the asteroid belt will cause havoc in the inner planets including our own. We should think this think through before jumping the gun.
@@EnginAtik You think we will just accidentally accomplish this without thinking it through?
Elon Musk,an ameteur: Lets go to mars
Kurzgesagt, an intellectual: Lets move the solar sytem lol
there's an even better solution
move mars close to us
@@salih-khan just move the whole solar system closer
@@ThePrincipalityOfSealand you sir are the god of intellectuals
@@salih-khan but whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es?
@@ThePrincipalityOfSealand i have no cognitive function left to reply to such a remarkable reply
brain.exe has stopped working
“We all get to try again in 2020”
2020: *No*
I'm doing just fine, thanks.
That didn’t age well did it
YTTFYFTFTFFRGHHUJHUHJGH💯XUYYGYTURYYUG
Pls aim abc abc
Well we'll still have 2021 to look forward to, right?... please?
**A red dwarf is about to shower earth with asteroids**
Normal people: yeah, we're screwed. Time to prepare for the end of days.
Kurzgesagt: W E S H O U L D T A K E B I K I N I B O T T O M A N D P U S H I T S O M E W H E R E E L S E !
"We are leaving 12019 with hope for the next year"
Me in 2021: Yeah...those hopes weren't enough apperently
@Saul Torres-Nasher you already have enough cookies in your web browser
@@MadManPhoenix lmaoooo
Its because some guy timed the megalovania beat drop for midnight on the border between 2019 and 2020
@@theeclipsemaster I saw that
@@cosmic_sj im not alone. His hopes and dreams 2021 video tried to fix this year. This year became more like nopes and screams
Distant Planet: “Hey babe come over”
Earth: “Can’t. I need my sun”
Distant Planet: “I’m in the goldilocks zone.”
Earth:
After Solar System Relocates
Constellation:/(){[]•Π`=
nice
I'm so glad I came back to this video and got to see this comment. LMAO
Best RUclips comment I’ve seen in a while
Only 400-odd likes. This comment is CRIMINALLY underrated
Alien: enjoying the night sky
**sees a shooting star**
Alien: i wish that we would find aliens!
Colonizing Hoomans: *your wish is granted*
OML NO RUN ALIENS-
It literally is a shooting star XD
British, but the whole solar system IS THE BRITISH.
And then we go there and build walmarts on their planet and force them to buy and drink cocacola.
@@medexamtoolscom capitalism in a nutshell
Might I say. Your educational videos are the most entertaining and enjoyable things to watch ever.
Sun: Aight I'ma head out.
Solar System: Aight we coming with you.
Can't dip on us that easily
@@Anonymous-zd1ow
Sun: Aww you guys never let me have any fun...
"MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB IS MOVING THE SOLAR SYSTEM!"
Have you ever think that I'm not a native english speaker? Sorry btw
Are
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Matthew Caplan was my Physics Professor this last semester at Illinois State University. He’s the creator of the Caplan Thruster! I’m genuinely shocked. He was the most chill professor I’ve ever had and he’s only 26
Wow......
Just imagine if he's the one to save the solar system when his thruster actually gets built 1k years from now.
WTF
26??!!
M Iqbal yep!! Some of my classmates were older than him....