How to Build a Dyson Sphere - The Ultimate Megastructure
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2018
- If humans want to expand into space, it will take us incredible amounts of energy. How do we do that? Easy: we will just use the sun’s energy by realizing the most ambitious construction project in history. This is how it works.
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I'm in love with space stuff :)
yeet
Why is there only so little likes
Are you a scientist.also why arent we creating the railgun thingy now?
i like the type of style you did with the video
"did you do it?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Mercury"
Earth: Mercury may die, but it's a sacrifice... _I_ am willing to make.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MERCURY
I come back to this video sometimes just for this comment
RIP mercury
Sometimes Kurzgesagt make the dumbest videos like this one . No civilization would go to the trouble of making a dyson sphere when you can just make a computer to simulate the universe and the simulated occupants of said universe would never grow old , be sick or die ...that is why we don't detect Aliens because they shed biology long ago .
"Where is Mercury?"
"Gone. Reduced to mirrors."
lol good comment
psychological torture
Lol
Reduced to Dyson sphere
what if... we just use the actual element Mercury as mirrors?
Hi guys! I am from the year 5024 and this tutorial helped me build the dyson sphere. It works
hi hope my descendant see my comment here
Hi oxydra from 3000 years in the future!
Hey, did my indie animation ever become a real thing??? Please tell me! I’m gonna start animating soon!
Great tutorial! Been having trouble building these recently. I think ive got the hang of it now
Lol
lmfao
That's why the power bill dropped okay thanks bro
When I was building one at home, I had an issue with transporting the energy produced over long distances. No need to worry, this video was a great tutorial explaining how mirrors could be used to reflect the sun light to the collectors. It is a great school project. I fully recommend it. lol
Wow I just suck at building one than. Got a D for the project. I was able to explain the process but I was not being 247% efficient with my power.
I think Kurzgesagt are a group of time travelers from the future and they've been telling us how to survive.
Issac Arthur.
You’re welcome 😉
Me too man, me too.
basically yeah
Laura Holmes nope, it’s simply logic.
still he gets sponsored XD
"Hey Grandma. What happened to the 8th planet?"
"We strip mined it out of existence"
Gone reduce to atom
2809JK lol
Gone, Reduced to atoms
re
krystian k how?
the suns gravity was too weak on it?
7:26 "our attention is too often focused on short-term political gains and conflicts that will not matter in the long run"
THIS phrase is why I think humanity should be leaded by scientist and intellectuals, people that is actually interested in progress and see the big picture
The most passive agressive way I've ever seen anyone protest war and strive for peace😂
Mercury: "I'm scared of nothing."
"But that thing..."
*Dyson Sphere*
*_"It scares me."_*
1 like and no comments? Not anymore
Mighty impressive that Mercury wouldn't be afraid of the sun... but the Dyson Sphere?
It better be praying.
Kurzgesagt : Do you wanna know how to build a Dyson Sphere?
Me, a teenager, eating boiled potatoes with ketchup and Mountain Dew at 3am : Yes, I do.
I'm supposed to be doing gcse chemistry work, so I guess I'm not too off topic, right?
I can smell a potential Jojo reference
@@bevvy.bee9 Get the fuck off my lawn.
You boiled potatoes at 3am
@@Dockboy-ie4yu Boiled them twice, because I was stupid enough to cut them partially raw, and had to boil them AGAIN.
theoretical physicists: its not just possible, its easy
engineers: am i a joke to you
Maybe building it is easy but you have to safe the energy you can just put it into a power grid
Wee need Robotic engineers
Those poor designers
Getting the attention of big companies for funding megastructures. That is the hardest part
Saving resources from being wasted on bombs that the higher ups use to destroy eachother
When I was a little boy and I learned about solar power I often would think about how pointless it was to have solar collectors on the ground when we could just have them in space! Even better if we could have them around the sun itself! I never had a word for describing this until I was in high school when I came across the idea of Dyson spheres I got disappointed it wasn’t an original idea but also super happy someone else thought of it too and became super curious about far-future technologies ever since! Dyson spheres are my favorite!
Thank you for this guide! I made my own at home and the results have been very positive so far!
Oh same
Wait what
H-how big is your hoise?
_Sponsored by Dyson_
When you had a good comment idea but then someone took it...
One day, it will
Why are you following me
The Tyson Sphere! Sponsored by Mike Tyson. Get inside and have the shit beaten out of you! If you order in the next 5 minutes you get 2 for the price of one!
I wanted to use that joke xd
Saw u on Pyrocynical's channel
"If we don't destroy ourselves.."
gotta love the honesty
That one hit where it hurts.
@@sarvashaktimaan7106 XD
That's where the video stops. We all know that's gonna happen :D
Yes, if we don't commit such world war iii
HandMade By Holly I just herd it when I looked at this
As a time traveler, this video is absolutely correct. Very impressive
No
@@TarrareyoutubeOFyes
Have mars and venus been terraformed
@@mikemoore9092 Eh, sort of. We destroyed them for natural resources and transfered them to habitable planets
how can I time travel?:)
I remember a couple years ago I had a paper due for a paper in English class. It had to be about something that doesn’t exist yet but one day could. I remembered watching this video before and was immediately inspired to write about a Dyson sphere. 100% on the paper - thanks Kurzgesagt!
“Grandpa! We learned about all 7 planets today!”
*Me on the verge of tears* “Good for you grandson.”
We should promote Pluto so we still have 8 planets
@@BlueEngland sadly pluto does not pass the test of becoming a planet
@@cosmichorizon3273 then let’s add mass to it lmao
@@CosmicNexus_ haha asteriod go boom, oh look now Pluto has a larger mass and it's big enough to be a planet instead of a dwarf!
@@CosmicNexus_ smart boy, but we’ll need to be a type two civilization to do that. So lets wait for a hundred thousand years for that,hell maybe a million due to politicians
I can just imagine people protesting the Dyson Structure to save mercury lmao
impossible... how does he speak the future
I legit saw a comment complaining that removing Mercury would "fuck up astrology and mess up our star signs and zodiac readings"
I came from the future just to let you know you are completely right. But they were out voted and it is very similar to this. But that really old show Star Trek is a very good representation of what we do in the 24th century.
@@Dannybythebanana ahh yes The zodiac readings definitely rely on mercury
lmao
Its insane to think back to when I first saw this and was blown away by some of these pretty shots of the swarm, only to come back now and see it as almost unprofessional compared to what they make now. Insane. Lovely video, keep up the amazing work. :)
Imagine what this channel will look like in ten years
@@josho7138Imagine what this channel will look like after we built a Dyson Sphere.
Thanks! Finally a useful and fun DIY project. Power bills have been getting more expensive lately and this seems like a perfect solution.
**teleports behind Mercury**
Earth: Nothing personal, kid.
Hahaha
Hehe
It’s just orbit mate.
FrizzleLamb ahahahahaha
*nothing personnel
Just tell the US that there's oil there, easy.
That was an excellent joke
Guess they need some... DEMOCRACY
Exactly.
Sounds like space needs some freedom!
Wow there's no shortage of ignorance in the comments. US has more oil than the middle east.
Educate yourself so you won't look so foolish on a public forum.
"if you're like us and enjoy using the power of science to determine absurd ways to destroy stuff you might want to hear how you can come up with something like that yourself" truly awesome quote
Sexy...🗿🗿
Played it through already! Was big fun and still is. But my Dyson Swarm was a bit short-lived and the solar sails vanished after approx. 30 Minutes. So I used them to create a sphere.
Thank god, I have the resources of not only a planet but a whole galaxy to exploit.
But the Dark Fog seems pretty interested in my doing as well... Nasty little buggers.
Amen brother, keeping the swarm off my resource outposts gets annoying. I am currently constructing a HUGE Dyson sphere around a type O star (blue super giant) I got the frame in place but making and launching the millions and millions of mirrors are going to take forever.
We were born just in time to speculate whether or not humanity can achieve this level of technology
Yeah
Ye
Damn, you’re here too?
4 th reply
and at a time where twitter exists
Planets in the solar system:
1980: 9
2020: 8
3020: 7
Elon mUsk:
200000000: 5
Meanwhile Elon musk: nooooooooo I can’t colonise mars
😂😂😂
999999999999999999999999: -999999
69696969: 69
I wonder, would it be possible to use such mirrors to focus more sunlight on, say, Mars to heat it up and thus helping to terraform it? Kinda like a huge magnifying glass.
I mean, we'd only need to set up some sort of protection against radiation and solar storms, somehow create an atmosphere and get enough water on Mars to make it habitable...
ooh ooh! laser mars until it has a molten core to make a magnetic field, (i think that’s why it doesn’t idk i’m not doing research rn) and then radiation isn’t an issue :D
obviously this is a joke but it’s funny to think about
Kurgesztat has a video on your idea, sort of
You're just repeating the info from a different kurzgesagt video, pretending like it's an original idea to get likes
@@Pablo-yd6gc No one with half a brain gives a shit about likes.
@@Pablo-yd6gcyour just throwing out assumptions for absolutely no reason
As one man once noted, the problem to building a Dyson Sphere is two-fold:
1. If it doesn't spin, the slightest nudge will imbalance it and it will collapse.
2. Spinning it stops the problem of imbalance. However, centrifugal force for something the size of the sun will apart.
But the whole video focused on a Dyson Swarm, not a Dyson Sphere. If its a swarm, then it doesnt need to spin, it would simply need to orbit which we know how to do. So you couldn't "nudge" a Dyson Swarm because its not a single object.
it's main focus was on dyson swarms not an entire structure. he already explained what would happen if it was a dyson sphere stucture.
"MOM, PHINEAS AND PHERB ARE SENDING GIANT MIRRORS TO THE SUN!"
Lol
and tommorow everybody goes to proxima centauri
But where is Perry.
@@lunaticranger6532 Meanwhile, Perry the Platypus is off trying to stop Dr. Doofenschmirtz from siphoning the solar energy to power his inators so he never has to go to the store to buy batteries ever again. Mua-ha-ha-ha.
underrated comment
Elon Musk : *watches video*
Also Elon : *im buying mercury*
Kevin Godec honestly would be amazing and he would be the man to want to get something like this started lul. Love ya Elon
Not gonna lie really wish he'd do this. It could be the start of all this epic shit
*dies* oops, wrong one.
But who is the seller 😂
@@sakshamjain7984 god
6:45 great detail that mercury got partially destroyed rip
Anyone who finds these sorts of things fascinating and likes factory-automation style games absolutely must play Dyson Sphere Program, it’s a gorgeous game and illustrates so many of these principles well
You ever realize how amazing a kurzgesagt style survival game would be
Civilisation type game or maybe space agency type game
I thought you were talking about if you were the ducks.
play stellaris
uhhh.. play Stellaris bro
@@MarcosVinicius-hs6cs my man
Now I have a huge desire to play a space themed strategy/resource management game.
EDIT: 3 Years later and this comment is still getting replies haha. I've played DSP and it's great.
Stellaris 😎
@@nikolaia.9573 I always wanted to try Stellaris but that game looks way too complicated. So many DLCs are out by now I'm scared I'd be completely lost at this point if I started now. Every time I started a 'gameplay' on RUclips to see what's it about I was overwhelmed by the amount of things the game offers.
@@uros.u.novakovic Try it, its amazing. Factorio is also good.
please try factorio dude youll love it ;) @@uros.u.novakovic
Star trek online XD
I would totally play a game with this style and music and Kurzgesagt graphics including all these things like black hole bombs tethers stellar engines and Venus and Mars terrraforming. The music designer also needs a raise it’s god tier
There’s another comment mentioning a game called “Dyson Sphere Program”. It’s about building a Dyson sphere (shockingly). I don’t know if there’s other stuff like tethers or black hole bombs or anything about it really, but I thought to mention it anyway.
I just want to thank your entire team for making informative and entertaining videos. I truly support your mission.
Congratulations!
You've reached "Atomic Age"
Energy +500
Likelihood of Annihilation +35%
Anyone else actually want this game? Someone should make it.
Yea
Lol . quite ducking true though ..
U mean civilization
Its already done and its called Civilization...
Civilization V
Sounds easy
I'll help out this weekend
bro i dont think Dyson is hiring rn
skinna I got my resume ready just in case
@@skinna9126 Damn, imagine if Dyson actually helped create a Dyson sphere. I mean, they're making a car, and no one expected that.
ahh gees...this weekend?? i got this.....thing.....i cant make it
I’m in! My father is hitting up Venus tho, I’ll see if I can stop by Mercury to set my bag down
2:57
A bird dies
"Nah, we'll not care about it!"
thats precisely whats going to happen :)
this is possibly my favorite video on the internet. I keep coming back to watch it again. it's like a fairytale for the future
Earth giving a speech to all the planets
"some of you may die, (eyes mercury) but that's a risk im willing to take"
maybe only half of mercury will die
@@supernova5434 hoping for the best👍💯
Mercury:
*shitshitshitshit*
Destiny 2 intensifies
Z_THETA_Z ({_Z_}NoobOid) you play destiny too?
How to build a Dyson swarm.
First, you're gonna need a planet you don't want...
Or a whole bunch of asteroids.
We just want earth, and probably mars
@@ExEBoss Nope. Mercury is many orders of magnitude more massive than all the astroids in the solar system. There isn't enough astroids to make a full Dyson swarm, and they're too far away regardless. Mercury really is the best solution.
@@bukanchannel8365 ya know that jupiter and saturne protect us from stray asteroids
> Be Mercury
> Sweat profusely
4:00 hexagon is the bestagon
Thanks for this quick tutorial. I'm excited to get started with this fun project.
Kurzgezagt: Milk is complicated
Also Kurzgezagt: Building a Dyson Sphere is easy!
Also kursegast : terraforming Venus is easy
Better word might be simple
Yeah, but have you SEEN milk though? WHat the hell even is that stuff! I say we add a type 4 civilization and the criteria for the is to understand and harness the true power of... M I L K
Why we don’t put solar panels on mercury instead of destroying mercury to build dyson sphere
@@secretunknown2782 Because solar panels are very short-lived compared to the timespan it will take us to harnes all the energy needed for interstellar space travel. Solar panels are not as efficient as we think :) They're still heaps better than fossil fuels at not destroying our planet, but it's still not good enough for very, very big energy generation. I've got my sights set on nuclear fusion, but that needs to be properly funded and isn't really at the moment.
Plot twist: he’s an alien giving us a tutorial
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Bro be out here lecturing type 2 civilisations
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.
Girlfriend - He's probably thinking about other hot girls
Me- _How to build a Dyson sphere, that collects all the Sun's energy_ .
Girlfriend - He's probably thinking about how to build a dyson sphere, that collects all of the sun's energy
Me - h o t g i r l s
Why you guy kidding yourselves you know you guys don't got girlfriends lol
@bloxAloofTvgaming yeah
*OTHER* hot girls? Hahahahaha she’s hot, that’s funny.(SARCASM)
Seriously though! The fact that this is actually POSSIBLE in my lifetime has my brain wracked with thinking about how we can make it happen ever since I first saw this video
imagine if humans in the future try to build a dyson sphere, the sunspots on the Sun combine to form the words:
“You need the *Utopia DLC* in order to perform this action.”
Wait for the steam sale it's all good
Lol a Stellaris Player .............They have to unlock the megastructure perk too
Earth: Buys DLC with Jupiter’s credit card
**dies**
Game is copyright EA
Emily Hart assuming you built 1 each second, it would take you more than 31,709,791,983,764,586,496 years.
EDIT: You mentioned _10_ octillion instead of 1, so the real answer is 3.17097919837645832e+20 years.
Truly loved this episode!
More on how we might build mega structures please!
Thanks for the tutorial! Every step is very throughly described and easy to follow. Just finished my ringworld so I'm excited to start powering it!
People: Mercury will be destroyed if we build a Dyson sphere.
Scientists: a small price for salvation
Did you build a Dyson Sphere?
*Yes.*
What did it cost?
*Mercury.*
MechanicPluto24 lol
I mean how many of us would actually be bothered if the planet was completely mined to the core to the point where it's unrecognizable? I mean obviously if it had life it would be a different story, but if the planet itself is dead then it truly is a small price to pay.
@@howdydoody6057 It's just sitting there, screwing up Newtonian physics.... I as a classical Newtonian definitely think we should get rid of Mercury.
@@thamasteroneill Never heard of that but it adds another reason to get rid of it! More then worth it for unlimited energy.
The bird death rate in this particular video is exceptionally high.
lol
Agree!
there is supposed to be only 1 reply here
It's all in the name of progress...
What about all of the atomic bombs going of in ever other video?
this is the first video i am watching on your channel, and absolute hats off to the animation and explanation
My D&D campaign bouta go crazy!
Oh no
*YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS*
7:06 xD
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
YOU MUST BUILD THAT... IN A POWER SPHERE.
What’s the reference?
@@antoniomccoy6065 StarCraft
Teachers of students in a 1,000 years: analysis this historic video from the 21 century. Is this accurate to today’s Dyson spheres? Explain why or why not. LOL
Damn, right on the nose
Student: While the initial idea was best for the time, we quickly grew into a more viable method by allowing such a task to be done by the Supercomputer Alliance of Milky Way (SAMW) in exchange for an entire loop of the Milky Way for them to colonize and prosper from. Fortunately, the Galactic Unity of the Many Species (GUMS) that regulates trade between species enforced the contract with minimal conflict. At this moment, SAMW has developed the optimal methodology for this design and has exported it to the other belts, each inhabited by their own species. While the primitive Dyson sphere allowed for about 25% of a star's energy to be harvested and refined into about 5%, modern quantum technology allows for 75% with a 5% failure rate and the refinement of the energy is increased to approximately 40%, ensuing a 24 times increase for a tradeoff of 1/20 swarms not working and easily replaced. Considering the amount of resources nesseccarry nowadays to create one, I would argue that a cost to efficiency in construction, we gain much more than is lost.
Hello students of the year 3019
We may think that but what if they are deeper into the pits of memes and sh-t posting rather than progressing.
That's exactly what I think of when I watch this sort of video
Back in my day, we had a sun: a big glowing ball flying above the earth
This is so entertaining that I’ve probably watched this over 50 times over 3yrs
Congratulations!
You reached "Atomic Age"
Energy +500
*Likelihood of Annihilation +35%*
Oof.
Thats gold, heres a like. Least I can do
Wow. Don't tell me this entire city is gonna blow.
I wonder what happens at 100% likelihood of annihilation
@@kennethmclean2408 I don't actually know, maybe total nuclear annihalition? Black hole experiment gone wrong. Extinction?
@@kennethmclean2408 To expand the likelyhood of annihilation we would be expanding our technology and expanding the populations to different planets, galaxies, etc. making 100% likelyhood near impossible, but if something happened at a large enough scale it could be plausible.
Lv1 Coal
Lv35 Nuclear
Lv99 Dyson sphere
Id say more like this.
Lv1 Muscles
Lv10 Fire
Lv15 Coal and oil
Lv23 Nuclear reactor
Lv35 Renewable power (Modern Humans)
Lv50 Fusion reactor
Lv99 Dyson sphere (Green aliens)
Lv999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Black hole furnace (Probably what Google is using)
Lv-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 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"The earth is flat"
this number doesnt make me feel good
That's how mafia work
No Lvl 75 is the sphere that can harvest the power of an entire galaxy. And Lvl99 is where you can harvest the power of an entire universe.
Thats how humanity works
Kurzgesagt should make a mobile game in which you could play through time as humanity and develop new technology and resources. These videos could be a sort of tutorial on how to do some things efficiently.
This can be THE solution to our problems here on Earth - no more wars over energy, endless energy without building big metal things that move only if there is wind etc...
Mars: Hey Earth, have you seen Mercury? I didn't see him in his last orbit.
Earth: What about Mercury? Oh he's just... orbiting a bit closer...
😅
🐒
Underrated comment.
I think harvesting asteroids would be probably better, but then again, Mercury has an immense, undisputed "advantage" in terms of proximity.
@@Wasserkaktus Proximity and ease of access, mining astroids would require many different calculations each time and are much harder to her considering they even come close enough
Mercury : Am i a joke to you?
People : Yup!
Of course not
@SatanicBeige [SB] lol
Your sacrifice will be remembered and your legend will be told for eons. Nao die.
Humanity: Nope, a serious stepping stone.
0:16 I laughed so hard when I saw the +35% Likelihood of Annihilation
Hehe! Yeah me too. Honestly, it should've been higher.
This is truly and amazing channel & project, thank u folks!
Kurzgesagt: This is how to build a Dyson Sphere
Scientists: Alright we're ready.
Kurzgesagt: You need to dissasemble an entire planet.
Scientists: *u wot*
You got it backwards.
Kurzgesagt: How do we build a Dyson sphere?
Scientists: You need to disassemble an entire planet.
Kurzgesagt: Cool!
Or you could just say reverse uno to make it a meme
Nina a s
**slowly enchants everything with efficiency 32k**
The uae: *note that down! Note that down!*
Humans: Exist
Poor Mercury: Why do I hear boss music
I think you mean "Metal-rich Mercury" B)
Looks like they need some... freedom :)
We will miss you mercury
@@franky8340 the planet or the element
It's just Mercury, no one's gonna realize it's gone if they don't get told
Ahhh to be able to live long enough to see something like this accomplished.... what a dream.
Aaaah! thanks mate. All i needed was this how to guide. I will get on to start building my dyson sphere...
"Did you do it ?"
"Yes".
"What did it cost ?"
*"M E R C U R Y"*
(Edit :0 this comment blew up)
I'm sorry little one
@@tejasbhandare251 *Tell me you didn't do it.*
“You should have aimed for Mars.”
@@Al-ok1lj no i dont think i will
Why doesn't the comment and the replies have more likes 😂😂
Neil deGrasse Tyson: "if mankind harvested two percent of Earth's renewable energy, we could power the entire world."
Kurzgesagt: "BRING ME THE SUN"
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sterredijksterhuis8547 the hard and slow method it seems.
Believe anything an actor tells you, especially when he's acting, and your kind of asking to be fooled, no?
@@mpirron1 You know he is an actual scientist right? Your comment seems kinda random.
@@Feja2503So I know he wrote a couple of books under his own name death by black hole and astrophysics for busy people or something like that, I didn't read them you know but one time in the airport I read the back cover of the black hole one and there was a mention of dark matter so I put it right back. I know he talk up every Astro- ... -ist he could about removing Pluto as a planet until he got enough consensus to say it was true so he might quit bugging them about it only to be I don't know what do you call that ah debunked or whatever. I guess it didn't really look good for NASA to be sending a multi-gazillion dollar probe to a non-planet. So that didn't work out for him but it got him a job as the Director of the Hayden planetarium I guess yeah but when my kid went there he said he said the guide said he wasn't there so musta just missed him. I suppose he's done some sciencey stuff outside of all that cuz when he went to a lot of schools, gets to be called Dr. and wins a lot of sciency-sounding awards so he must have been doing something but I haven't really found anything I would say groundbreaking. On the other hand he has written two books and answered a magazine column under the pen name of Merlin, so he's known to act under psuedonym, he's narrated all kinds of Discovery Channel and PBS stuff like Morgan Freeman, he hosts and participates in panels with other scientists if there's a camera, I know that. I've seen him acting on The Big Bang Theory and Stargate Atlantis, he's been in a couple of dozen or so other shows, cartoon character voice overs, and an animated films. He was on Epic Rap Battles of History and has dropped the mic on some suckas recycles his own jokes on Twitter so so he's got some comedic talent. I saw him on Joe Rogan and he really made me laugh when he said that the Earth is a pear-shaped spheroid that is sticker around the middle because it's spinning real fast like a pizza, and and if there's no way the moon landing could have been a hoax because it would have been it would have been way more difficult to fake than was to actually going. I think that's what really did it for me though because anybody who's able to say that with the straight face is one hell of an actor. But no I do not know he's an actual scientist, but I do know some actual scientists and none of them have IMDB pages, they prove shit, they don't talk shit how about you?
This really puts into perspective how much humanity could achieve if only we worked together.
I’m impressed with the style of the video making it look like a real game
Mercury: exists
Elon Musk: *It's free real estate*
"Sun ultimate energy "
Elon Musk: i want all this stuff
*"Free"*
♥️♥️♥️
Xd
@@charevandenheever4460 whoosh
"not some of it, ALL OF IT!"
thats the most human statement in existence
The most human statement is "get the other humans"
@@gayfroggo that to
XD
@@lasttarrasque6223 *too
OMG I'm dying
Dude the Dyson swarm not only solves problems listed but also the complete obstruction of all sunlight
You only block it out if you use 100% of the star's energy.
A Dyson swarm wouldn't block out the sun. A tiny fraction of the sun's energy would likely be enough until we can expand to other stars.
Thank you sir, I was just about to start building one. Now I have this useful knowledge
RUclips DIY tutorials are always way too complex 🙄
Uhhh
This is tutorial explaining video
R/whoosh
@@NXE212 I played myself. I wooooshed you cuz I saw the other guy woooosh you.x
@@4ltrz555 well i see you remove you r/wooosh reply so i remove mine too
@@joshertosher5278 no u
Why is this channel dead set on making me feel shit for being born too early?
If you were born 100 years ago and kurzgesagt was broadcasting to you about the 21st century over the radio you'd feel the same. The exciting part is building the future, not living it
oh shit, we got another one.
Oh sshoooot
@@nathanvanderriet209 That's soooo true. As long as humanity exists, there will always be envy of the future.
just Freeze yourself, even if we cant bring you back right now, someday humanity or ist decendats will be able to bring you back.
I love this channel sooooo much I'm a die hard fan I really enjoy the style and I'm building a space civilization in lego while watching
I'd like to see a civilization type game with kurzgegasts graphics with all these gameplay elements they talked about like Dyson spheres Terra forming and things like that
I love how they presented it like a civilization strategy game. I would love it if they made one, with most of their scientific teachings as occurences in the game, like after getting enough resources you could build a dyson swarm, etc. Kinda like Spore.
Check out Dyson Sphere Program. It's pretty much this video as an automation game.
not the same but in stellaris you can build a dyson sphere and do much more, its a fun game
@@ardasoydan9394 matter decompressor + foundry ecum = fleets for days
It could be a game based on how fast we can destroy the given universe(s) starting as life forms comparable to bacterias
Stellaris
*_Congratulations! You reached “Atomic Age”_*
_Energy +500_
_Likelihood of Annihilation +35%_
edit: holy shit thats a lot of likes
Congratulations you can read
Lol
*DESTRUCTION 100* IN A NUTSHELL
reched year 2077 Likelihood of Annihilation in this year +100%
Congratz new weapon NUKE is buildable!
7:26 hilarious that "fighting for pokémon magikarp" is the example of conflicts that will not matter in the long run 😂
I want a Kurzgesagt game about developing humanity from the beginning of history up to stuff like creating a Dyson swarm, terraforming Mars and Venus, and creating a stellar engine, and even beyond!
And it should be styled just like this
Agreed
Mercury: *Exists.*
Earth: “Hippity hoppity, you’re now my property.”
Haha nice!
Oh, HELL NO!
I love this phrase 😂😂
There’s no one else to claim it so ... I guess it’s ours
MALEK001 001
h o w
Step 1 - Convince all govermnents that the sun has nuclear weapons and isn't afraid to use them.
Just tell the United States that there's oil on the sun.
@Proger13 10just tell europe there are muslim immigrants in the sun
@Proger13 10 *Just tell Australia there is Vegemite in the Sun*
HAHAHAHAHA I love this
Just tell Brasil there is soccer in the sun
oh my god, thank you soo much, I finally finished my dyson sphere, your a life saver!
Bro I’ve been waiting for this tutorial forever!
Mercury: exists
Earth: I diagnose you with dead
Earths phrase was pretty funny
Mercury: exists.
Earth: only you can prevent, RAPE
The animation on this video was absolutely amazing.
When is it not?
It's always like that are you new to the channel?
@@hamza-chaudhry I think he's talking about this specific video. I've been watching for 2 years and as far as I remember the animations on this one were the best of all the videos I've seen
Vuk Vidanovic well if you've been watching since the beginning you'd know how much they have to spend on animation and because they have a bigger budget now, the animation is also better. It seems like you have not been watching since the beginning.
thanks now ill make a dyson sphere step by step
if these guys were world leaders some crazy advancements would be made
German world order
(Kurzgesagt is German)
*ENDLESS MODE ACHIEVED*
Humanity: Yay
*Detecting another endless mode player.
Aliens: Oh hi there.
Humanity: :0
:0
:o
Aliens: XD
pikachu meme
This "hi there" got me thinking...
Endless Mode Aliens: *playing with time and space*
Humanity: *jumps down* "Hello there!"
Endless Mode Aliens: "General Kenobi!"
Only DIY channel i like to watch
DIY?
DIY?
More of science xD
You are god damn right. Let's make a DIY Dyson Sphere
@@zombiechibixd r/wooosh
kebabımız bilimdemi severdi?
@@zombiechibixd r/whooosh
Birds: Hey, uh, Houston? We need another friend here.
Houston: Why?
Birds: Jim died.
Houston: Why?
Birds: *He got ran over by a truck drone.* ( 4:58 )
😂😂that got me cracking up, I was not prepared for it!
edit: the part in the vid