*me watching this calmly* cristine- "they don't have flat, lifeless, long hair" me raging- "PICK THE BRAID YOUR HAIR IS IN A BRAIDDD" cristine- *doesnt pick braid*
If no one said nothing then everyones saying something, and, stop using this stupid fuckin dead meme, he was responding to the game. Everytime this is in youtube comments it just makes no sense, youtubers arent actively in a giant group of people 99% of the time, its just pointless mocking
@@ninjanippledog725 dude none gets so upset about these old memes being reused . We are all here if you want to talk or drink some tea . Idk if you're trolling ,being a dick or if you need to talk about something but us holosexuals are here if you want to talk.
The Bookish Gamer exact same thoughts. Like of course I want her to keep playing! But I hope she does some research next ep! Was hilarious to see her go in blindly though.
The Bookish Gamer the whole time I just was so frustrated with her 😂😂 I would love if she made this a series but omg please let someone who knows what she’s doing help
Cristine: they literally dropped me in a river to see if I’d survive Cristine two minutes later: Yo do I have a pool? That’s the biggest pool everrrrr!
It reminds me of that video where women tell a police sketch artist how they look (without the artist seeing them), and then strangers who just met the women tell the sketch artist how the women look, and the strangers see them as more beautiful than the women see themselves
I feel like Cristine is going to kill one of them eventually “ by accident “ because she can’t handle the responsibility of taking care of all her pets and characters.
"You've been down here for HOURS"
"Have I? What time is it??"
Welcome to the Sims.
Lotz'erShawna lol right??
Very True
Too true😂
Yeah
Lotz'erShawna same
“They literally dropped me in a river to see if I’d survive”
They were trying to see if you were a watermarble witch
yee
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg lol hahaha 😂😂😂😂
There are so many levels to this joke and I love it
DOOOD #36 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING!!!
Ben: “how do you beat this game”
Sims players everywhere: “there are no winners here”
Just like minecraft
Kayla Wagg we just kill as many sims as we can to try and satisfy
Kayla Wagg 😂😂😂😂 I said the same thing lol
Kayla Wagg you only win your sim has the best life ever XD
There are no winners. There are no losers. There is only motherlode.
i need a series with Christine trying to understand the Sims.
Cristine**
1. Cristine*
2. Yes please
No h because h’s are eww (lol I totally would want to see that series too)
Cristine with NO H
there’s no h in cristine
Cristine: *sets creepy walk, can’t find clothes, makes sim scream*
Everyone:
Everyone: yes this is fine
😂
“How do you win?”
Who’s gonna tell her
I thought the same thing😂
you don't. You just lose. Lose time, lose money, lose patience.
Not me
you win by dieing
@@hanzawasgf ok not really but sure
Cristine:
- makes herself in sims
- adds Menchie
- adds Zyler
*pauses*
- finally makes Ben
...
Priorities have been set
Edited: *Zyler
Zyler*
hahaa my thoughts :D
Zyler
@@MonsterGummyBear1 thanks, edited :)
@@m.marten6525 not a problem!! (:
*me watching this calmly*
cristine- "they don't have flat, lifeless, long hair"
me raging- "PICK THE BRAID YOUR HAIR IS IN A BRAIDDD"
cristine- *doesnt pick braid*
Ikr she made herself look so old when she looks so beautiful.
lol I was annoyed as well
Lmao same!!
Ikkk
XD i thought the same thing
Cristine: "How do you win this game?"
Me: *laughs in simlish *
hah nabluladada
you know she's new when she asks why her house doesn't have walls
And are they speaking English?!
Ikr lmaoo
Jaee Ponde that was the most annoying comment lolll
And “How do I win?”
“Add a new sim to the household” She gets a cat before making Ben. Now guess who she loves more...
Banana she gets TWO cats before Ben
No one:
No one ever:
Not even Zyler:
Ben: I'm uncomfortable make me comfortable!
If no one said nothing then everyones saying something, and, stop using this stupid fuckin dead meme, he was responding to the game. Everytime this is in youtube comments it just makes no sense, youtubers arent actively in a giant group of people 99% of the time, its just pointless mocking
NinjaNipple Dog bro people are just trying to have fun destress and maybe connect with a couple people. You need a tea break?
@@schizescribe Tea makes everything better!
NinjaNipple Dog calm down
@@ninjanippledog725 dude none gets so upset about these old memes being reused . We are all here if you want to talk or drink some tea . Idk if you're trolling ,being a dick or if you need to talk about something but us holosexuals are here if you want to talk.
Cristene: where is the longest hair possible
Me: gurl it’s called custom content
Bronagh Conneely
Cristine....* sorry I’ll stop now..
She was in the short hair option... pour Cristine
It’s *cristine. You might want to edit it
Me playing the sims on the ps4 where there’s no custom content 😭
Right
“They only speak gibberish”
Me: CRISTINE ITS SIMLISH
It’s backwards Spanish
@addy grace no it’s not, its just a fictional language.
Came here to say this haha
Ok
One thing I remember the Sim would usually say was something that sounded like "Lips are moving."
Christine: "They literally dropped me in a river to see if I'd survive"
Also Christine: "DO I HAVE A POOL?! OMG I HAVE A POOL!! - Oh its just a river"
Cristine with no H
Its cristine not Christine
Cristine WITH NO H
Cristine*
CRISTINE
“Tea plz”
“Oh pretend”
“Glossy necks”
“Thelma”
“Who’s Marla”
“You’ll see”
“Uh huh”
“Holy shit”
-Cristine’s sims 2019
"tea plz" should really be "blue mesh"
you forgot slow vagina
When she said “How do I make one eyebrow different than the other” *I FELT THAT*
Ben: You’ve been down here a couple hours
Simply *simply shocked* : Have I?
Me: yep that’s what happens when you video game
No one:
Literally No One:
Cristine: tries to make sense of the words the Sims say
Srilekha Davuluri
Cristine*..
Pêebž - how many people have you corrected in the comment section? i’ve seen two of your comments so far
Don't you?
NO FREAKIN H HER TRADEMARK IS CRISTINE WITH NO H
@@neve4886 chill. Not that big of a deal
Simply: "Tea please"
Ben: "Oh pretend"
Ben: "Glossy necks"
Ben: "Thelma"
Simply: "Whose Marla"
Ben: "youll see"
Simply: "uh huh"
Ben: "holy shit"
Me: *dies*
Jana Holland 🤣🤣🤣
LOL!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO I WAS SO DEAD like people were staring at me weirdly
BRO SAME 😂😂😂
Ben: You've been down here a while
Ben: *instantly gets sucked in*
He's a gamer, it's one of our natural instincts 😂 Also gaming for several hours/days/weeks without noticing 😂
Cristine:"They threw me in a river to see if I'd survive"
10 minutes later....
Cristine:"Do I have a pool? Wow that is the biggest pool ever!..."
😂😂😂😂
Me no its a river.
A fee minitues later
... oh thats a river lol
IM CRYING WHY DOES BENS CHARACTER HIGH KEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM-
Because Cristine knows exactly what he looks like. Which is so sweet.
Cristine: doesn’t finish outfits
Also Cristine: what? I didn’t pick that outfit!
I couldn’t stop laughing when your Sim started walking. I really need to go to bed.
Same
Yes 5months later still laughing out loud at cristines walk... I need a life
@@tayyte8294 omg your name thoo😂😂
Rileigh Maria Rose ....
Same
Making herself: This is making me self-conscious.
Making Cats: They meow! I love this game!🥰
Christine: I’m going to be a young adult
Also Christine: *puts wrinkles on forehead*
Miyuri Miyazaki Cristine*
ѧ Gıяʟ S\AUTOCORRECT STRIKES AGAIN
As an avid simmer I'm just sitting here feeling powerless wanting to tell her all the interesting things you can do ;-;
same
not really there is literally nothing you can do in the sims 4 without a million packs
"i am uncomfortable"
me in any social situation
Cristine: “They only speak gibberish”
Me, a simmer: “ITS SIMLISH!!!!”
ÊDGË LØRD ‘why don’t the house have walls’
@Athena Tait r/woosh
as a simmer, this was damn hard to watch hbhubytcrdxbhjbhh
Filippa I cried at least 4 times tbh
@@jadeoreo r/wooosh
It's kinda surreal to witness someone discovering the Sims in 2019, I love it lmao
Cristine: I don't know about Alex. What does she want? Maybe she has a dark past?
Me: Maybe she's a part of Troom Troom?!
She made a video on yt titled 'why I left troom troom' ?!?!
Alright who’s going to tell her that all she has to do is select Ben’s sim at the bottom and she then can control him all she wants😂😂
“Ugh my roommate likes sports”
*me meeting my roommate the first year of college*
Should we tell her there’s no such thing as “finishing” the sims?....
Don't disappoint her 😂
I’m pretty sure it’s called death
Joisme yep
@@dummythicci675 you can continue playing with your ghost...
Nope
"You've been down here for a few hours now." "Have I?" yeah that's pretty much the sims experience in a nutshell
“Im suspicious of her being so nice to me”
OH NO WERE RUINING THE CANADIANS BRO!!!
Me when Cristine didn't pick all of her sims's outfits: "uh oh"
Cristine some minutes later: I DIDN'T PICK THESE PIJAMAS!
Me: 😔✊🏽
I was like noooo! she didn't do the rest of the outfits!!! it hurt my soul
@@buggaberry Me too! I mean, it took me a while to figure that out when I first played as well, but it still hurts to watch
@@buggaberry Me too it always takes me at least 3 hours to just create my sims and decide on a house
my favorite part of sims is making the Sim and it hurt me when she didn't pick all the outfits
I'm pretty sure I like designing my sim and my house more than I like actually playing. 😂
Christine: Well I dress like a young adult
Also Christine: Wears a sock
Who? *Cristine
*Cristine
Cristine making herself “ I hate this game” Cristine making her cat “ I love this game”
the walk kinda looks like she s flexing with her nailart
Also kinda looks like the nails aren't fully set and she's trying to keep them from touching things
Weird flex but ok
What nail art?
@@remyw1409 and I pop... Skskskkskskks
"I'm done with roommates. I'm 30 years old."
I'm in my 20s and I also feel this way
I had a roommate for less than a day and echoed this sentiment.
Simply: is a nail channel
Simply: “five trending on gaming”
grace. Now number 4
6? :u
Nya :3 same
Irony!
Extending her market reach to the gaming zone.
Am I the only one who loves the intro for this and wants her to play more sims.
No just me. Ok.
Yup, you're totally the only one out of the millions of us subscribed to her
Cristine: I’m not a gamer
RUclips: Trending for Gaming
Hahahahaha lol
😂
As someone who's put in a couple hundred hours and counting into The Sims, this video was both hilarious and aggravating to watch, lol.
The Bookish Gamer exact same thoughts. Like of course I want her to keep playing! But I hope she does some research next ep! Was hilarious to see her go in blindly though.
The Bookish Gamer the whole time I just was so frustrated with her 😂😂 I would love if she made this a series but omg please let someone who knows what she’s doing help
The Bookish Gamer i have 350 hours just on the sims four since i’ve gotten my mac & my game recently crashed with a 102 error... i’m asking for help.
Same here lol, i was happy she is doing the sims but please do some research because it made me cringe lol
The Bookish Gamer YES
Cristine: they literally dropped me in a river to see if I’d survive
Cristine two minutes later: Yo do I have a pool? That’s the biggest pool everrrrr!
Ben: are u trying to beat the game in one night?
Cristine: idk how do u win this game
Anyone whose seen any sims vid:🤦🤦
Or just played the sims...
so true tho
😂😂😂😂
Actually amazed how much the Ben sim looks like real life Ben 😂
Sounds like him too
“are you trying to beat the game in one night?”
i mean if you wanna kill them off 🤷🏼♀️
(not really but you get what i mean)
“is this english?”
Cristine: sL0w v@GinA
“There ain’t no Botox in the Sims”
Sims: *time for a new update :D*
Just edit in cas??
Literally will make anything BUT a student life pack 😂
Sims 2&3 had the option to get plastic surgery.
heck new idea for a mod? I have drug, prostitution and violence mod in my sims 4 already. Need more real life in the game :,,,D
Why does Bens sim look exactly like him? 😂
“I’m uncomfortable, make me comfortable!” A MOOD
“Well you made me hotdogs and I’m not okay.”
Cristine:“I’m done with roommates I’m thirty years old”
The friends cast: 👁👄👁
"Glossy necks"
- ben 2019
Long Nights NSVAJSBSB
I was laughing so hard it hurt my stomach when she captioned the Simlish.
You come from Mr. Beast I see
@@marcof1667 what do you mean?
BelleFlower15 I actually cried
Is it just me that’s mildly offended at how ugly Cristine made her character when really she’s super pretty?
Ikr
Yeah it didn't look anything like her
It reminds me of that video where women tell a police sketch artist how they look (without the artist seeing them), and then strangers who just met the women tell the sketch artist how the women look, and the strangers see them as more beautiful than the women see themselves
I'm sorry but
Cristine*
She has no cc that's why
*Who else wants a continuation of Cristine playing SIMS*
Lia simplysimlogical
Especially if she gets to know the game better!
ME , just like how Dan & Phil do it
If only just to hear more of her simlish translations lol “glossy necks”
I want to see her and Ben have babies in the game. But mainly I want to see when Cristine realizes she can kill people off.
Did I hear a little Safiya impression? "Alright!" 😂
It's actually scary how similar Ben's sim looks like rl Ben
and surprisingly his voice is terrifyingly similar or is it just me?
@@lunewicke YOU'RE NOT ALONE I WAS SHOCKED HOW ACCURATE THE VOICE WAS???
this completely caught me off guard. i’ve never known someone who has no knowledge whatsoever of The Sims 😦
It's like I want to reach though the screen and help😅 I still think she did a great job for playing for the first time
Lol even i dk
Omg right
me also
I dont play sims so heres another one
I love how she makes Menchie and Zyler before making Ben 😂
I am watching this on a display phone in a phone store
I-
I am watching this in a graveyard
Whyy?do you have a phone or tablet etc.
ÒwÕ wow... are you dead or are you at a funeral....
Hendersonville Verizon hahahaha
"What's my life goal? Please tell me it's not be a RUclipsr!"
Clearly she doesn't know about the Get Famous expansion pack 😂😂
"Is this English?" Boy she really has never played sims
She is a nail artist not a gamer
katie Beekman I know right? I feel like almost everyone has played Sims at least once in their life. Or even heard of it before 😂
@@demihadley515 We noticed.
katie Beekman or been to England 😹
Cristine: “Is this English?”
Me: “No, it’s Simlish, duh.”
I feel like Cristine is going to kill one of them eventually “ by accident “ because she can’t handle the responsibility of taking care of all her pets and characters.
Ben: gLoSsy necks
simply: wHo'S mArLa?
Ben: h o l y s h i t
Ben are you cheating on Cristine
11:01 "who's marla?"
"you'll see"
well hello then
😂😂😂😂
Marla M OMG HAHA
Ooh holo
_And that's when Miss _*_Marla_*_ Reyonolds walked into my life.._
I’ve played sims for so long, playing is so ingrained it’s strange to see people not know what to do
Crab Apple hahaha i have the same with minecraft
Yooooo same lol
same, i’ve been a fan since the original sims and this was weird to watch,,,
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Simply: I’m not a gamer girl *24 on trending for gaming*
Holy crap this is the most likes I’ve had 😁
8 now lol 😂😂😂
Scarlett Davis #3 now
Its #9 now😏
Now
9
Scarlett Davis 12 now
who's telling her theres no *end* of the sims..
11:32
Cristine: “how do you win this game?”
Me: *sigh*
Never played the Sims either. Only played Tomodachi Life. 😅
The game wins you
Bella Khazzoun more like the game owns you.
T. Dee truth bomb.
I'm laughing so hard cuz I wonder that too sometimes lmao 😂
god damn if only the sims had a nail painting skill
tragic Maybe there’s a mod
tragic there is one to go to the nail salon but I don’t think you can see that
😂yess
⚠️ *Cristine paint your nails green and use them as a green screen!* ⚠️
good idea evrybody tag christine in thsi comment#
Hope she sees this 😌
Good idea
Yess
@simplynailogical
Definitely would love to see a part 2 of this sims video. This video never fails to crack me up 😂
When she zombie walked to rudely introduce herself I died
Low key want this to become a series because I’d actually be interested 😂
Sameeee!!
Me too.
Pretty SURE I'm gonna need this to be a series THANKS! 😂
"How do you win this game" - Oh YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT HAHA!
XUrbanSimsX jennnnnnnnnn!!!!!
Ahhh a legend is among us!!
“Creepy walk, looks like a sock, hot to trot, she’s got it.”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me, has been playing sims since 2000: is yelling at the screen, frustrated
Also me, a Nailogical fan: never stop playing this game I'm having a blast
Imagine the fun Cristine will have when she discovers she can off everyone else off 😂😂
Melissa Pederson YASSSSSS! She should watch some Deligracy videos. It’s her favorite thing to do 🤣🤣🤣
You can kill people on Sims????
Edit: I have never played :o
Luce M in many many different ways.
@@embrilla Ooooooh that's interesting and scary lolol
@@lucem422 Extreme Violence mod is a GREATTTT thang
Cristine making her self: "I already don't like this game"
two minutes later *Cristine sees cats*
Cristine: "I LOVE THIS GAME!!"
Accurate 🤣
Cristine talks to her sim the way Ben talks to her
"Creep on ova, girl!"
"I've never really be interested in video games"
*is #6 on trending for gaming*😂
She's #5 now!
Kaelie Stroud *Top 10 anime plot twists of all time*
Literally the exact comment I was going to leave
J2Jgames It's #4 now!!!
Cristine designing herself:
Cristine designing her cats: Wow this is much more fun!
When you didn’t know that you get moved in with a roommate if you pick the tutorial cause you knew how to play from the sims games before 😯
Yeah, it's pretty much to teach new players how to have your Sim interact with other characters
I dont remember having the tutorial....
I remember there being some guided play in sims 1 but I don't remember it going over controls or anything like that
same i’ve never actually seen a tutorial :0
This tutorial a new thing (it began maybe 6 months ago)
lol I laughed so so so so much when she thought she had a massive pool 7:20 😂😂😂
Lol she’s trending in gaming
“I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NAIL ART CHANNEL.”
I’m dead
“Where are the walls?!” LOL I love Sim newbies🤣😂🤣
When she said “all right” she sounded like Safiya
Lol yes you pick up your friends' habits when you hang around them too much Lol
when?
@@jananababanananlala6789 1:44
“Jenna and Julien are on Twitch like every waking hour of their lives”
:(
The ben she made looked more like ben than ben
hOW
RIGHT?!?
“Is that freaky..maybe”
“Is it a little disturbing....possibly”
😂
If Cristine doesn't make this a series, I'm suing the Canadian Government
“Who’s Marla?”
“You’ll see.”
BEN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
I have a cat named Taco, and I just got her a collar which is a holo. So now I have a HOLO TACO
should be retitled:
“my sims are chaotic externally while i am chaotic internally”
“Glossy necks”
I literally almost snorted and choked on my coffee! 😂
No!Where's the teaaa??
" lips? How do i make them smaller * makes them as small as possible*... PERFECT" im dead🤣🤣🤣
cristine: "is this english?"
me, playing the sims since i was 6: "no, mom, it's SIMlish!!"
Alissa Belle me too!!!! It’s so interesting to see people who’ve never played have no idea what they’re doing.
@@ksm9109 yes and people played it since they're childhood know it like the back of their hand
Omg so true even when sims 4 came out it took me only 2 hours to know all the controls