i fucking loved micro dot i was trying to eat my ol ladies pussy and i was laughing so fucking hard and she ask me why i was laughing about and i told her that her pussy was talking to me it was a great time
@Hooked On Chronics even tripping I would still know where not to lol luckily no ghettos near me rough estates but safe enough to walk through in my city anyway. We have a cathedral and a castle that's fucking trippy when lit up, Lincoln city UK. Stay safe.
Rest easy Ralphie Mae! You will always be one of the greatest acts in comedy. Not too mention you were a beautiful human being with a heart of gold. I was glad to have known you.
Seriously!! Who the fuck is that bald guy with a hint of down syndrome?? Why the FUCK is he on Joey's podcasts?? Did he lose a bet? Or is he one of his kids he didn't know he had and its either this or pay 18 years of child support?!
@@citomakaveezly They’re actually a little bit of both . Let’s do our research on them . My mother used to take these things www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Black%20Beauties
1:22 I wish I would have heard someone laugh at that joke. "Walgreens don't get 'em for those numbers" I like hearing people laugh at what I think is funny
Most people that do coke will tell you that when you're talking about it and tell these stories, it makes you wanna do it. The fact the Joey can tell the amount of stories he does and is still sober, is very impressive and I respect the shit out of it.
I guess comedic talent is lost in translation because that made no sense...Not even in an ironic way. Leave the comedy to the adults and go play in the yard while the big people talk...Try not to shit your pants again, ok?
Oh, then in that case I must be mistaken. When a loser who watches internet porn and plays video games all day gives their opinion, they should be listened to.
I've had one of those lives where when you tell certain people of a particular background some stories, either they tell you you are a liar, they laugh like Lee does or sit there with their mouths open in disbelief. This is what Joey does. I love him. He would be a legend as well on the streets of the UK.
So sad Ralphie's gone he was my favorite guest on here you can see all the love and joy he brought with him everyone's laughing and telling hilarious stories I'll always be rewatching all these episodes of the church in honor of his memory R.I.P. Ralphie may
I first met Ralphie May (when I was a rookie comedian in 2005)while performing at the Tampa Improv. He had just finished his BET COMIC VIEW run and he was starting to become a big name in comedy. Let me say, he was very cool to all of us new guys and he gave us tons of advice, a lot of which I still use in my shows now. The best advice he gave me that day was "keep it real and always be yourself" (he even signed his photo to me with the same words...also, he made us promise not to "sell it on ebay". Saw him twice recently before his death and it was very sad to see such a brilliant,comedic mind brought down by the demons of food and/or drugs. Big or small, this dude will be missed.....now it's time for a glass of chocolate milk or a Rusty's milkshake in his honor
OMG this is like a memory from my teen years from '80 thru the late '80's...Quaalude's ...what a freaking wild ride those were...make you drool like a dog, make you stupid beyond anything to be imagined ...We took these in my early teen years, and then they were gone...Black beauty's, yellow jackets..pick me ups for before school...Then the acid, oh the acid, I never had a bad trip...Such great years...drugs were cheap & plentiful...It was nothing to get drugs, It was great years & terrible years all at the same time...of course we smoked weed like crazy & drank like fish...But that was just an everyday getting by thing. We had some great times & I would love to go back and relive some of those times...Nobodies mentioned PCP...I smoked weed with PCP in it & that is something I wouldn't want to relive, even now all these years later, I remember what that did to me & the fallout from it..The trouble that landed me in...Great times, great buzzes...'80s were great years..
If your buying single doses your not going to get them for a dollar but if your buying units you could easily get them for a dollar a dose if your close enough to the family. A dose of acid costs pennies to make after you have all the lab equipment and you could easily make several million doses in a weekend.
He's not an actor you idiot! Because someone gets jobs on projects doesn't make them an actor. He tells the stories that way because he's an example of an overbearing Blowhard. A person who thinks everyone wants to hear his made up bullshit, ad nauseum. The truth is that a mental midget like him could NEVER have an actual intelligent conversation, so he tell's his "Stories" to cover that up. Actor my ass!
Use to get purple Mesc for 30cents a pop, back in the late 70s, flip em for $1.25 each, by the hundreds. We wouldn’t smoke em, but we would pick up 10,000 at a time, and the bag had shake in it, we’d smoke that up!!!! Stars Wars at the Orpheum in 86th Street and the light show in manhattan Hayden Planitarium
I tried once. I smoked 13 grams so pretty much a half ounce out of a 2 foot zong I had. Got to a point where I couldn't get any higher then I woke up and didn't know where I was for a minute lol. Good times.
Ralphie rest in peace and diaz are two of my favorite comedians great comedians I respect how diaz has come up in his life I come from a similar background the drugs .gangs .and surviving I can relate to his life so much love u diaz u great guy keep pushing strong brother.
Imagine walking down a dark shady alley and hearing Lee's giggle.
God damn son I got a chill just reading that
Me too kinda scary
And Joeys breathing
Oh shit it's Pennsywise!
Duag id fuckin run
How loud is their combined breathing when they're not talking?
smooooooooooooth
None i busted out laughing in the breakroom and now i gotta explain this to my co-workers.. thanks man XD
None DAYUUUUUM
knight solaire you are 12 years old if you find that funny. You have no coworkers
Great fat joke
Ain't nothing "micro" about this podcast...
Moms spaghetti Bet you feel like a piece of shit now.
No wonder Eminem threw you up
jescollo yup
i fucking loved micro dot i was trying to eat my ol ladies pussy and i was laughing so fucking hard and she ask me why i was laughing about and i told her that her pussy was talking to me it was a great time
except for their penis
We used to do acid a walk for miles at night we called it lamping, just follow those street lamps and see where it takes you. 👊
Andy Parsley I've done this and my friends have many times. Dope you came up with a term. Respect!
I love this.
@@brendenbenoit7539 the problem lies when 5 hours later you are miles from home not really a problem you got 5 hours of buzzing still to walk back.
@Hooked On Chronics even tripping I would still know where not to lol luckily no ghettos near me rough estates but safe enough to walk through in my city anyway. We have a cathedral and a castle that's fucking trippy when lit up, Lincoln city UK. Stay safe.
Meh I'm good. Street lights go out and stay out. Seems they are never replaced.
This has to be the heaviest podcast ever recorded #ripralphiemay
Christopher Clink it’s a joke. Ralphie is a comedian. You’re not a hero
Gas Johnson - now we need Artie Lange to stop in.
"Four hits of acid! A quarter ounce of mushrooms! AT LEAST AN OUNCE OF MY WEED! "
"Ralphie, tell em about the sandwiches"
"OH MY GAWD!"
86sith nahhhhh! This is the dude that sold stuff to bobby brown and ms houston wasn’t it? I mean, dude certified!
Marque Markofthebeast why tf does an eighth matter it’s 20$
86sith you must be from the suburbs
86sith you need too get out and live. 🤦🏻♂️
Its a fake story a q of shrooms wud have ur reality melting and on ur ass AND 4 hits of acid cmon lets be real
Rest easy Ralphie Mae! You will always be one of the greatest acts in comedy. Not too mention you were a beautiful human being with a heart of gold. I was glad to have known you.
Chris Walker least there’s still respectful ppl out there🙏 God bless Ralphie
He's dead?
david forte yea ralphie died a few months back, may his soul rest easy and in peace
harlem he didn’t die a few months go, more like a year ago. Get off the comments tryna act insightful when really you don’t know anything
@@cjacks9743 he was ugly as shit but i respect the fuck out of him
Man I shed i tear listening to this... Look at coco's face when his with his brother ralphie.. Tremendous.. Rest in power ralphie
Walgreens don't get em for those numbers
In the 70s/80s Walgreens was getting them 500% cheaper than him ya fucking troglodyte.
@@ryanschaff123 it was a joke you sicko
With my insurance addy is 2.73 a bottle
Ozark47 y’all wanna get rid of some them addys?
Ozark47 I’m in flordia, and honestly idk why but I can’t lie to someone like that so I’m kinda stuck buying em for 4$ a pop every once in awhile.
Rip Ralphie May.
kel Bel damn, I didn't know Ralphie past away!
LilMerk205 yea man sad, the good die young as they say
that camera pan makes joey look thin
kel Bel y
kel Bel so weird to look back on this. RIP. Fuck all these disrespectful cunts.
Zddamn, Ralphie makes uncle Joey look healthy af
I love the innocence and laughter of Lee and his giggles, it's like "yeah, I can see it, tell me more". It's great!
I wish people would just walk up and offer me drugs lol
You aint hangin around the same places with the same swagger, hahaha
I wish people would stop walking up to me in the village offering me drugs
If you put yourself in those situations they will.
I don't recomend it
One dude gave me 1/2 a pound at a diamond shamrock back in the day. Lol
Go to the Village in NYC, or a gas station at night anywhere in a big city 🤷♂️
"you were just roaming around your town?" stated Lee; shocked to learn people go outside for something other than Cheeto Puffs.
camarowland4 lol this nigga
Seriously!! Who the fuck is that bald guy with a hint of down syndrome?? Why the FUCK is he on Joey's podcasts?? Did he lose a bet? Or is he one of his kids he didn't know he had and its either this or pay 18 years of child support?!
Jeff Lucy he’s always high out if his mind, try taking 2,000 mg of thc in food and see how you feel
@@Betoven81 44r
"Aw you're crazy Lee, never pass on the pills" lmfao
Lmaoo
Joey: sorry I went on a tangent
Ralphie: no I love it
3:32
i caught that too hahaha sounds so genuine i loved that moment
I feel healthier....its a good day
You must like a miserable life
Lmao
RIP ralphie. Dude was so down to earth
Literally dowwn to eearth
"Before that I was already a scallion" Joey Diaz is a savage green onion
Rapscallion
I love when this guy DIAS drinks water. He’s always saying something good after that..
Christian Oliveras 🤣👌🏻
I love how he starts talking IMMEDIATELY after the sip
I thought he was gonna talk about black women when the title said black beauties😂
Oscar Mejia haha fucking brilliant man !
Oscar Mejia I would love to see that video too
Oscar Mejia then congrats 🎈 u were born 2004
Haha
Naw that's them ludes boy
@@citomakaveezly They’re actually a little bit of both . Let’s do our research on them . My mother used to take these things
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Black%20Beauties
Lee Syatt's laugh is a national treasure.
Sloppyjoe tv too hooold
1:22 I wish I would have heard someone laugh at that joke. "Walgreens don't get 'em for those numbers"
I like hearing people laugh at what I think is funny
R.I.P. Ralphie May
Most people that do coke will tell you that when you're talking about it and tell these stories, it makes you wanna do it.
The fact the Joey can tell the amount of stories he does and is still sober, is very impressive and I respect the shit out of it.
“Dont say it if you aint got none”. I had a friend that said that all the time.
I feel Joey when he says I go home at night and think about drug shit😂
R.I.P. Ralphie May one of the greatest comics to have lived, he truly was larger then life...
Lee Syatt's laugh is hilarious....
blkqbano78 freakin ginger bread man
First time watching. Choked on my fucking milk
The worst kind of people always pass judgment based on appearance amd lack of knowledge.
RIP Ralphie May. Make em laugh in heaven...
He actually makes joey look small, what's the story with his voice
lost his right testicle to a big mac
Ibrahim Alayed im dead
I guess comedic talent is lost in translation because that made no sense...Not even in an ironic way. Leave the comedy to the adults and go play in the yard while the big people talk...Try not to shit your pants again, ok?
Oh, then in that case I must be mistaken. When a loser who watches internet porn and plays video games all day gives their opinion, they should be listened to.
@@Valkonnen Isn't that 90% of people on the internet? Lmao
Keep finding myself binge watching ralphie vids, he was honestly one of the best comics to ever live
“The comedy store was purple”😂😂😂
2:43 That laugh is great man 😂😂😂
Love listening to this podcast while I go for a run
Coming back for seconds in 2020. Classic podcast right here.
Orange juice and a hamburger lmao
Ralphie sounds like Bill Clinton and Dolly Parton had a baby
Sgt Sweaty Cheeks that Arkansas draw lol
I've had one of those lives where when you tell certain people of a particular background some stories, either they tell you you are a liar, they laugh like Lee does or sit there with their mouths open in disbelief. This is what Joey does. I love him. He would be a legend as well on the streets of the UK.
Thank you uncle Joey and Ralphie.
Holy shit all I can hear is breathing from these two xxxl specimens.
Riley May haha
Riley May dem titties tho
NUKE SKYW4LKER LMFAOOO
lololololololol
ROFL
5:18
Joey: “Mickey Rickles”
Ralphie: “Don Rickles”
Joey: “Yeah Don Rickles, Mickey Rickles!”
😂😂😂😂
Two classics together 🤗
Man rip to a legend miss you man
I loooooooved micro dots and gel tabs. Man. That would hit the spot about now after a couple weeks quarantine.
Leslie Tincher i bout to get some rn 😏
🤦♀️ ikr
I was just thinking about gel tabs why they were talking. The 90’s were great!! It’s been since at least ‘02 since I’ve seen them.
Im from ny and i approve the authenticity of these stories lmao.
So sad Ralphie's gone he was my favorite guest on here you can see all the love and joy he brought with him everyone's laughing and telling hilarious stories I'll always be rewatching all these episodes of the church in honor of his memory R.I.P. Ralphie may
Uncle Joey has more stories than Walt Disney!
Greg Sieracki - And most of them are as fake as Disney stories. ☝️🥴
Joey's "lee voice" is hilarious.
seems like there's a people talking from inside ralphie.
My 2 favorite modern comedians. Bless!
I first met Ralphie May (when I was a rookie comedian in 2005)while performing at the Tampa Improv. He had just finished his BET COMIC VIEW run and he was starting to become a big name in comedy. Let me say, he was very cool to all of us new guys and he gave us tons of advice, a lot of which I still use in my shows now. The best advice he gave me that day was "keep it real and always be yourself" (he even signed his photo to me with the same words...also, he made us promise not to "sell it on ebay". Saw him twice recently before his death and it was very sad to see such a brilliant,comedic mind brought down by the demons of food and/or drugs. Big or small, this dude will be missed.....now it's time for a glass of chocolate milk or a Rusty's milkshake in his honor
Ralphie is one doughnut away from losing a leg.
King Richard at least a few toes
Swamp Thing the amount of food that slob needs just to maintain his body weight could supply a small African city
Ahh man I love Ralphie as long as he lives I live he has the constitution of a horse and a goat.
And one peanut butter M&M away from losing stable heart rythm
Or life
All I hear heavy breathing. That's 3 cardiac arrest waiting to happen. I hope they have EMTs on standby.
Ralph is already dead.
@@thedrunkenones1812 how did he die
@@jackischilling2308 Just Google Ralphie May....
Fucker was right. Smfh rip ralphy
Jack is Chilling Pneumonia
"You ever gone norkeling?" CLASSIC. RIP Ralphie thanks for many laughs
Joey and theo tell such good stories.... 👌
Rest in bliss
U made the world laph laff Ralphie May
Funny individual 😂😂 😂😂 😂
OMG this is like a memory from my teen years from '80 thru the late '80's...Quaalude's ...what a freaking wild ride those were...make you drool like a dog, make you stupid beyond anything to be imagined ...We took these in my early teen years, and then they were gone...Black beauty's, yellow jackets..pick me ups for before school...Then the acid, oh the acid, I never had a bad trip...Such great years...drugs were cheap & plentiful...It was nothing to get drugs, It was great years & terrible years all at the same time...of course we smoked weed like crazy & drank like fish...But that was just an everyday getting by thing. We had some great times & I would love to go back and relive some of those times...Nobodies mentioned PCP...I smoked weed with PCP in it & that is something I wouldn't want to relive, even now all these years later, I remember what that did to me & the fallout from it..The trouble that landed me in...Great times, great buzzes...'80s were great years..
Kimberly Poole Angel dust was a staple though up there during that times I heard?
Joey mentions PCP a bit actually on other podcasts
i love that these two guys are friends, thats great haha
Everytime i hear joey talk and take a breath i feel like i can't breath lol
ONE DOLLAR ACID TABS?? Damn. I’m getting them for $5-10 each
Buttt..... you just said it's not real sid. Lol you're going to fuckin kill somebody
Acid is not acid. You were doing qt best an isomer
I paid 20 for a gel tab and though I died
If your buying single doses your not going to get them for a dollar but if your buying units you could easily get them for a dollar a dose if your close enough to the family. A dose of acid costs pennies to make after you have all the lab equipment and you could easily make several million doses in a weekend.
@@XemPvP bullshit
Ralphie talking shit to Matthew McConaughey is THE best story to explain the type of guy he was
When Joey was talking about getting drugs at a bar and Raplhie goes "Ugh you're crazy Lee, you never pass" 🤣
Im from weehawken nj love hearing Joeys stories knowing the spots and being able to picture him doing this shit
YOOO STROUDSBURG IS MY HOME TOWN HAHAHAHAHA epic story
this video is leaking cholesterol all over my computer screen I gotta clean now
In that shirt..Lee is channeling Pugsley Addams😍😜
I went to rehab in East Stroudsburg PA LOL. Good ole Hillside
Damn just seeing the title... RIPeace Ralphie
- Ethos
Joey looks like a super model beside this guy
Joey was literally too cool for school 🔥🖤
God bless Ralphie May, what a gem this man was.
R.I.P. Ralphie.
ralphie may is a gentelman and a scholar.
I love this podcast
Who else misses seeing Ralphy on podcast 😢
Straight up guy you could tell he loved Lee man
9:00 lol
Ralphie may was one of the funniest people of all time
Rest easy
Did the same thing on the north side of Chicago in the 70s. So many hippie treats of every variety...
Going down a Joey Diaz rabbit hole always yields interesting results, no matter the topic.
Rip ralphie may
Thought it said selling Microsoft lsd
I love how it its joeys podcast but it feels like ralphie is hosting it 😂😂
PURE GOLD!
Lsd and mescaline are to different drugs
Finally like did he not know what he had
I thought I was the only one to notice this.
Also some
People think peyote and mescaline are two different drugs- lol
@@_RobBanks just like acid and LSD it shocks me how uneducated some people are
CY On The Beat huh ? Fuck u said?
Lsd and acid is the same
@@_RobBanks do your research just like weed and cannabis is the same LSD is the scientific name for the drug acid is the street term 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
A person Ralphies size shouldnt be smoking weed, hes already hungry enough.
rocco weed doubles your appetite so you can eat nearly twice as much and get the same affect as eating one serving...its awesome
@@HoomerbirdG2 you must not know how digestion works...
@@jknapp9432 I'm not a dietitian or a biologist. I'm yo daddy
@@HoomerbirdG2 hi dad
@@silver8o077 hello son, it's time you learn the family business
RIP Ralphie May, remember watching his stand up on Comedy Central when I was a kid all the time.
The way Ralphie says weed cracks me up lol
heat ruins acid
joey Diaz is an actor and ppl forget, that's why he makes boring inane stories sound cinematic, because he knows how to act
He's not an actor you idiot! Because someone gets jobs on projects doesn't make them an actor. He tells the stories that way because he's an example of an overbearing Blowhard. A person who thinks everyone wants to hear his made up bullshit, ad nauseum. The truth is that a mental midget like him could NEVER have an actual intelligent conversation, so he tell's his "Stories" to cover that up. Actor my ass!
@@Valkonnen lol you got mad
@Holy Hand Grenades legend has it, he still is big mad
John Smith yup he still mad 😡
Holy Hand Grenades he’s pissed
Man R.I.P. Ralphie May a legend 🙏🙏
Ralphie talks about food with the same enthusiasm as Joey talkin about drugs 😆
ralphie looks stoned af
He's on the H
Looks like he's on pain pills
Sorry for ever thinking you were fat Joey. Now I know the true meaning of the word fat.
nobodyhere he big but he does jiu jitsu and works out a bit. Probably bad genes or the drugs he did. Or his love of bad food.
Use to get purple Mesc for 30cents a pop, back in the late 70s, flip em for $1.25 each, by the hundreds. We wouldn’t smoke em, but we would pick up 10,000 at a time, and the bag had shake in it, we’d smoke that up!!!! Stars Wars at the Orpheum in 86th Street and the light show in manhattan Hayden Planitarium
Cool man!
Okay I get them to set up chicken salad on toast... STOP 😂😂
THE DONT MAKE GUYS, AND DRUGS LIKE THIS ANYMORE....
Nobody smoking a ounce of weed RIP Ralphie
I tried once. I smoked 13 grams so pretty much a half ounce out of a 2 foot zong I had. Got to a point where I couldn't get any higher then I woke up and didn't know where I was for a minute lol. Good times.
Wait are you claiming there are not people who could smoke an ounce of flower in a night? You need cooler friends.
These dudes had mad love for each other
Ralphie rest in peace and diaz are two of my favorite comedians great comedians I respect how diaz has come up in his life I come from a similar background the drugs .gangs .and surviving I can relate to his life so much love u diaz u great guy keep pushing strong brother.