Joey Diaz - Selling Microdot Acid, Black Beauties, and Other Drug Stories with Ralphie May

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @buzzevermore9309
    @buzzevermore9309 5 лет назад +637

    Imagine walking down a dark shady alley and hearing Lee's giggle.

  • @peterwoodruff5808
    @peterwoodruff5808 5 лет назад +535

    "Four hits of acid! A quarter ounce of mushrooms! AT LEAST AN OUNCE OF MY WEED! "
    "Ralphie, tell em about the sandwiches"
    "OH MY GAWD!"

    • @tomg5187
      @tomg5187 5 лет назад +14

      86sith nahhhhh! This is the dude that sold stuff to bobby brown and ms houston wasn’t it? I mean, dude certified!

    • @rawbhd4477
      @rawbhd4477 5 лет назад +2

      Marque Markofthebeast why tf does an eighth matter it’s 20$

    • @Ayojay901
      @Ayojay901 4 года назад +4

      86sith you must be from the suburbs

    • @keithremedy
      @keithremedy 4 года назад +2

      86sith you need too get out and live. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @easysaid9647
      @easysaid9647 4 года назад +6

      Its a fake story a q of shrooms wud have ur reality melting and on ur ass AND 4 hits of acid cmon lets be real

  • @danzigmcnaniel5226
    @danzigmcnaniel5226 8 лет назад +2417

    How loud is their combined breathing when they're not talking?

  • @ceedubya4264
    @ceedubya4264 5 лет назад +245

    Rest easy Ralphie Mae! You will always be one of the greatest acts in comedy. Not too mention you were a beautiful human being with a heart of gold. I was glad to have known you.

    • @cjacks9743
      @cjacks9743 5 лет назад +4

      Chris Walker least there’s still respectful ppl out there🙏 God bless Ralphie

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 5 лет назад +1

      He's dead?

    • @babybottle105
      @babybottle105 5 лет назад +3

      david forte yea ralphie died a few months back, may his soul rest easy and in peace

    • @ekustyle_2408
      @ekustyle_2408 5 лет назад +6

      harlem he didn’t die a few months go, more like a year ago. Get off the comments tryna act insightful when really you don’t know anything

    • @MrMvpron22
      @MrMvpron22 5 лет назад

      @@cjacks9743 he was ugly as shit but i respect the fuck out of him

  • @andyparsley3744
    @andyparsley3744 5 лет назад +445

    We used to do acid a walk for miles at night we called it lamping, just follow those street lamps and see where it takes you. 👊

    • @brendenbenoit7539
      @brendenbenoit7539 4 года назад +39

      Andy Parsley I've done this and my friends have many times. Dope you came up with a term. Respect!

    • @tranquil31
      @tranquil31 4 года назад +4

      I love this.

    • @andyparsley3744
      @andyparsley3744 4 года назад +31

      @@brendenbenoit7539 the problem lies when 5 hours later you are miles from home not really a problem you got 5 hours of buzzing still to walk back.

    • @andyparsley3744
      @andyparsley3744 4 года назад +17

      @Hooked On Chronics even tripping I would still know where not to lol luckily no ghettos near me rough estates but safe enough to walk through in my city anyway. We have a cathedral and a castle that's fucking trippy when lit up, Lincoln city UK. Stay safe.

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 4 года назад +3

      Meh I'm good. Street lights go out and stay out. Seems they are never replaced.

  • @zzzkarlzz
    @zzzkarlzz 5 лет назад +108

    Man I shed i tear listening to this... Look at coco's face when his with his brother ralphie.. Tremendous.. Rest in power ralphie

  • @BKbandits5
    @BKbandits5 6 лет назад +353

    This has to be the heaviest podcast ever recorded #ripralphiemay

    • @crazybobert5243
      @crazybobert5243 4 года назад +6

      Christopher Clink it’s a joke. Ralphie is a comedian. You’re not a hero

    • @fattony123082
      @fattony123082 4 года назад +1

      Gas Johnson - now we need Artie Lange to stop in.

  • @User-hz7gz
    @User-hz7gz 8 лет назад +2339

    Ain't nothing "micro" about this podcast...

    • @sethtatum3085
      @sethtatum3085 7 лет назад +17

      Moms spaghetti Bet you feel like a piece of shit now.

    • @Betigetrich
      @Betigetrich 7 лет назад +21

      No wonder Eminem threw you up

    • @jessew6437
      @jessew6437 7 лет назад +5

      jescollo yup

    • @dirtybuttslut1173
      @dirtybuttslut1173 6 лет назад +39

      i fucking loved micro dot i was trying to eat my ol ladies pussy and i was laughing so fucking hard and she ask me why i was laughing about and i told her that her pussy was talking to me it was a great time

    • @GavinHatchell
      @GavinHatchell 6 лет назад +3

      except for their penis

  • @Gooddayforaboxofwine
    @Gooddayforaboxofwine 8 лет назад +763

    Walgreens don't get em for those numbers

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 5 лет назад +8

      In the 70s/80s Walgreens was getting them 500% cheaper than him ya fucking troglodyte.

    • @videotourist9850
      @videotourist9850 5 лет назад +32

      @@ryanschaff123 it was a joke you sicko

    • @mattguillien1994
      @mattguillien1994 5 лет назад +4

      With my insurance addy is 2.73 a bottle

    • @lyndonmoore6286
      @lyndonmoore6286 5 лет назад +1

      Ozark47 y’all wanna get rid of some them addys?

    • @lyndonmoore6286
      @lyndonmoore6286 5 лет назад

      Ozark47 I’m in flordia, and honestly idk why but I can’t lie to someone like that so I’m kinda stuck buying em for 4$ a pop every once in awhile.

  • @BiscuitsMom917
    @BiscuitsMom917 7 лет назад +1437

    Rip Ralphie May.

    • @BigMerkGee
      @BigMerkGee 6 лет назад +15

      kel Bel damn, I didn't know Ralphie past away!

    • @misfitsmiami6777
      @misfitsmiami6777 6 лет назад +18

      LilMerk205 yea man sad, the good die young as they say

    • @B-VinOfficial
      @B-VinOfficial 6 лет назад +62

      that camera pan makes joey look thin

    • @jad7932
      @jad7932 6 лет назад

      kel Bel y

    • @coldpizza2627
      @coldpizza2627 6 лет назад +34

      kel Bel so weird to look back on this. RIP. Fuck all these disrespectful cunts.

  • @ericallen7112
    @ericallen7112 7 лет назад +42

    I love the innocence and laughter of Lee and his giggles, it's like "yeah, I can see it, tell me more". It's great!

  • @diebeatz
    @diebeatz 8 лет назад +208

    Zddamn, Ralphie makes uncle Joey look healthy af

  • @AsylumOfSolitude
    @AsylumOfSolitude 5 лет назад +55

    Joey: sorry I went on a tangent
    Ralphie: no I love it
    3:32

  • @camarowland4
    @camarowland4 8 лет назад +142

    "you were just roaming around your town?" stated Lee; shocked to learn people go outside for something other than Cheeto Puffs.

    • @Betoven81
      @Betoven81 7 лет назад

      camarowland4 lol this nigga

    • @yourerightiamright.3709
      @yourerightiamright.3709 7 лет назад +3

      Seriously!! Who the fuck is that bald guy with a hint of down syndrome?? Why the FUCK is he on Joey's podcasts?? Did he lose a bet? Or is he one of his kids he didn't know he had and its either this or pay 18 years of child support?!

    • @slopcrusher3482
      @slopcrusher3482 7 лет назад +5

      Jeff Lucy he’s always high out if his mind, try taking 2,000 mg of thc in food and see how you feel

    • @0ddjobbb
      @0ddjobbb 5 лет назад

      @@Betoven81 44r

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 7 лет назад +39

    "Aw you're crazy Lee, never pass on the pills" lmfao

  • @Nicholasjordanbergmann
    @Nicholasjordanbergmann 6 лет назад +582

    I wish people would just walk up and offer me drugs lol

    • @dirtnugget5968
      @dirtnugget5968 5 лет назад +35

      You aint hangin around the same places with the same swagger, hahaha

    • @idlehour
      @idlehour 5 лет назад +30

      I wish people would stop walking up to me in the village offering me drugs

    • @connerskates
      @connerskates 5 лет назад +17

      If you put yourself in those situations they will.
      I don't recomend it

    • @BigJsSecretStash
      @BigJsSecretStash 5 лет назад +4

      One dude gave me 1/2 a pound at a diamond shamrock back in the day. Lol

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 лет назад +2

      Go to the Village in NYC, or a gas station at night anywhere in a big city 🤷‍♂️

  • @Leries0
    @Leries0 5 лет назад +19

    1:22 I wish I would have heard someone laugh at that joke. "Walgreens don't get 'em for those numbers"
    I like hearing people laugh at what I think is funny

  • @SkylineGTRB26
    @SkylineGTRB26 4 года назад +23

    "Before that I was already a scallion" Joey Diaz is a savage green onion

  • @christianoliveras7149
    @christianoliveras7149 5 лет назад +40

    I love when this guy DIAS drinks water. He’s always saying something good after that..

  • @Ace______
    @Ace______ 5 лет назад +41

    RIP ralphie. Dude was so down to earth

  • @jqtxc
    @jqtxc 5 лет назад +21

    Lee Syatt's laugh is a national treasure.

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 5 лет назад

      Sloppyjoe tv too hooold

  • @dustysands5891
    @dustysands5891 7 лет назад +296

    I feel healthier....its a good day

  • @oscarmejia1811
    @oscarmejia1811 5 лет назад +80

    I thought he was gonna talk about black women when the title said black beauties😂

    • @thomasandersen2534
      @thomasandersen2534 5 лет назад

      Oscar Mejia haha fucking brilliant man !

    • @thomasandersen2534
      @thomasandersen2534 5 лет назад

      Oscar Mejia I would love to see that video too

    • @fernangram7099
      @fernangram7099 5 лет назад

      Oscar Mejia then congrats 🎈 u were born 2004

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 4 года назад

      Haha
      Naw that's them ludes boy

    • @Materialgirl_3
      @Materialgirl_3 4 года назад

      @@citomakaveezly They’re actually a little bit of both . Let’s do our research on them . My mother used to take these things
      www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Black%20Beauties

  • @blkqbano78
    @blkqbano78 8 лет назад +114

    Lee Syatt's laugh is hilarious....

    • @Liiljuju
      @Liiljuju 6 лет назад +3

      blkqbano78 freakin ginger bread man

    • @scumbagjesus999
      @scumbagjesus999 5 лет назад +2

      First time watching. Choked on my fucking milk

  • @j1592
    @j1592 4 года назад +6

    5:18
    Joey: “Mickey Rickles”
    Ralphie: “Don Rickles”
    Joey: “Yeah Don Rickles, Mickey Rickles!”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @philloucas6887
    @philloucas6887 4 года назад +2

    I've had one of those lives where when you tell certain people of a particular background some stories, either they tell you you are a liar, they laugh like Lee does or sit there with their mouths open in disbelief. This is what Joey does. I love him. He would be a legend as well on the streets of the UK.

  • @Sticky6Ft
    @Sticky6Ft 4 года назад +20

    Most people that do coke will tell you that when you're talking about it and tell these stories, it makes you wanna do it.
    The fact the Joey can tell the amount of stories he does and is still sober, is very impressive and I respect the shit out of it.

    • @Deeznuts84356
      @Deeznuts84356 3 года назад +2

      “Dont say it if you aint got none”. I had a friend that said that all the time.

  • @fightfan4207
    @fightfan4207 5 лет назад +28

    Ralphie sounds like Bill Clinton and Dolly Parton had a baby

  • @rileymay1575
    @rileymay1575 8 лет назад +428

    Holy shit all I can hear is breathing from these two xxxl specimens.

  • @Letstalkaddiction1
    @Letstalkaddiction1 8 лет назад +67

    He actually makes joey look small, what's the story with his voice

    • @ojfbahf
      @ojfbahf 8 лет назад +84

      lost his right testicle to a big mac

    • @highhaloguy806
      @highhaloguy806 7 лет назад

      Ibrahim Alayed im dead

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 6 лет назад

      I guess comedic talent is lost in translation because that made no sense...Not even in an ironic way. Leave the comedy to the adults and go play in the yard while the big people talk...Try not to shit your pants again, ok?

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, then in that case I must be mistaken. When a loser who watches internet porn and plays video games all day gives their opinion, they should be listened to.

    • @XemPvP
      @XemPvP 5 лет назад

      @@Valkonnen Isn't that 90% of people on the internet? Lmao

  • @timheppe5250
    @timheppe5250 4 года назад +6

    I feel Joey when he says I go home at night and think about drug shit😂

  • @mocteto2
    @mocteto2 8 лет назад +250

    All I hear heavy breathing. That's 3 cardiac arrest waiting to happen. I hope they have EMTs on standby.

  • @boscoblack
    @boscoblack 8 лет назад +106

    Orange juice and a hamburger lmao

  • @TombstoneChris
    @TombstoneChris 5 лет назад +19

    RIP Ralphie May. Make em laugh in heaven...

  • @Bizzczar
    @Bizzczar 7 лет назад +88

    R.I.P. Ralphie May

  • @kennycybertron1
    @kennycybertron1 7 лет назад +2

    I first met Ralphie May (when I was a rookie comedian in 2005)while performing at the Tampa Improv. He had just finished his BET COMIC VIEW run and he was starting to become a big name in comedy. Let me say, he was very cool to all of us new guys and he gave us tons of advice, a lot of which I still use in my shows now. The best advice he gave me that day was "keep it real and always be yourself" (he even signed his photo to me with the same words...also, he made us promise not to "sell it on ebay". Saw him twice recently before his death and it was very sad to see such a brilliant,comedic mind brought down by the demons of food and/or drugs. Big or small, this dude will be missed.....now it's time for a glass of chocolate milk or a Rusty's milkshake in his honor

  • @christopherclink6931
    @christopherclink6931 5 лет назад +22

    The worst kind of people always pass judgment based on appearance amd lack of knowledge.

  • @franciscomartinez4654
    @franciscomartinez4654 4 года назад +5

    R.I.P. Ralphie May one of the greatest comics to have lived, he truly was larger then life...

  • @parr40
    @parr40 3 года назад +6

    2:43 That laugh is great man 😂😂😂

  • @grvvy5080
    @grvvy5080 5 лет назад +4

    Keep finding myself binge watching ralphie vids, he was honestly one of the best comics to ever live

  • @passivlyassertive9696
    @passivlyassertive9696 5 лет назад +3

    The fact that Joey Diaz is even alive is a testament to the human body's ability to regain homeostasis. Imagine eating a quarter ounce of shrooms, taking 4 hits of acid, and smoking an ounce of weed while going through beers, and this isn't even anything extraordinary compared to what you had previously done.

  • @Lee_Lee1776
    @Lee_Lee1776 4 года назад +7

    I loooooooved micro dots and gel tabs. Man. That would hit the spot about now after a couple weeks quarantine.

    • @dayzays8630
      @dayzays8630 4 года назад

      Leslie Tincher i bout to get some rn 😏

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 4 года назад

      🤦‍♀️ ikr

    • @crossingthestreams1
      @crossingthestreams1 4 года назад

      I was just thinking about gel tabs why they were talking. The 90’s were great!! It’s been since at least ‘02 since I’ve seen them.

  • @aleclopez5275
    @aleclopez5275 4 года назад +2

    When Joey was talking about getting drugs at a bar and Raplhie goes "Ugh you're crazy Lee, you never pass" 🤣

  • @lilyit3180
    @lilyit3180 6 лет назад +5

    “The comedy store was purple”😂😂😂

  • @Mike4891w
    @Mike4891w 4 года назад +1

    Coming back for seconds in 2020. Classic podcast right here.

  • @fireandblood2919
    @fireandblood2919 8 лет назад +538

    Ralphie is one doughnut away from losing a leg.

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 8 лет назад +4

      King Richard at least a few toes

    • @ronniekray1399
      @ronniekray1399 8 лет назад +32

      Swamp Thing the amount of food that slob needs just to maintain his body weight could supply a small African city

    • @1digitalwatcher697
      @1digitalwatcher697 8 лет назад +12

      Ahh man I love Ralphie as long as he lives I live he has the constitution of a horse and a goat.

    • @yerdone4
      @yerdone4 7 лет назад +7

      And one peanut butter M&M away from losing stable heart rythm

    • @grahammarsh4197
      @grahammarsh4197 7 лет назад +13

      Or life

  • @saltytsp
    @saltytsp 7 лет назад +2

    "You ever gone norkeling?" CLASSIC. RIP Ralphie thanks for many laughs

  • @goodciro
    @goodciro 7 лет назад +42

    seems like there's a people talking from inside ralphie.

  • @masontrussoni2751
    @masontrussoni2751 3 года назад +1

    Thank you uncle Joey and Ralphie.

  • @ralphmorales3692
    @ralphmorales3692 5 лет назад +4

    Ralphie talking shit to Matthew McConaughey is THE best story to explain the type of guy he was

  • @manicmurph
    @manicmurph 5 лет назад +6

    Joey's "lee voice" is hilarious.

  • @markymark5198
    @markymark5198 5 лет назад +4

    Im from ny and i approve the authenticity of these stories lmao.

  • @Donamtrx
    @Donamtrx 4 года назад +2

    In that shirt..Lee is channeling Pugsley Addams😍😜

  • @kimberlypoole5325
    @kimberlypoole5325 5 лет назад +5

    OMG this is like a memory from my teen years from '80 thru the late '80's...Quaalude's ...what a freaking wild ride those were...make you drool like a dog, make you stupid beyond anything to be imagined ...We took these in my early teen years, and then they were gone...Black beauty's, yellow jackets..pick me ups for before school...Then the acid, oh the acid, I never had a bad trip...Such great years...drugs were cheap & plentiful...It was nothing to get drugs, It was great years & terrible years all at the same time...of course we smoked weed like crazy & drank like fish...But that was just an everyday getting by thing. We had some great times & I would love to go back and relive some of those times...Nobodies mentioned PCP...I smoked weed with PCP in it & that is something I wouldn't want to relive, even now all these years later, I remember what that did to me & the fallout from it..The trouble that landed me in...Great times, great buzzes...'80s were great years..

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 5 лет назад +1

      Kimberly Poole Angel dust was a staple though up there during that times I heard?

    • @jaxsonbrown175
      @jaxsonbrown175 4 года назад

      Joey mentions PCP a bit actually on other podcasts

  • @h3llrazah420
    @h3llrazah420 4 года назад +2

    Everytime i hear joey talk and take a breath i feel like i can't breath lol

  • @davidtowers1877
    @davidtowers1877 5 лет назад +4

    Rest in bliss
    U made the world laph laff Ralphie May
    Funny individual 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  • @young_j42069
    @young_j42069 3 года назад +2

    Man rip to a legend miss you man

  • @JazzyAnasazi
    @JazzyAnasazi 5 лет назад +14

    this video is leaking cholesterol all over my computer screen I gotta clean now

  • @jasimenmetcalf1870
    @jasimenmetcalf1870 5 лет назад +2

    Two classics together 🤗

  • @EverDiamondBro
    @EverDiamondBro 6 лет назад +20

    ONE DOLLAR ACID TABS?? Damn. I’m getting them for $5-10 each

    • @dpurdie91
      @dpurdie91 5 лет назад +7

      Buttt..... you just said it's not real sid. Lol you're going to fuckin kill somebody

    • @danielhubschmitt7897
      @danielhubschmitt7897 5 лет назад +1

      Acid is not acid. You were doing qt best an isomer

    • @lex2k1
      @lex2k1 5 лет назад +1

      I paid 20 for a gel tab and though I died

    • @dennisjordan5917
      @dennisjordan5917 5 лет назад +2

      If your buying single doses your not going to get them for a dollar but if your buying units you could easily get them for a dollar a dose if your close enough to the family. A dose of acid costs pennies to make after you have all the lab equipment and you could easily make several million doses in a weekend.

    • @burleism5158
      @burleism5158 5 лет назад

      @@XemPvP bullshit

  • @c9hr0ni4c
    @c9hr0ni4c 4 года назад +2

    I went to rehab in East Stroudsburg PA LOL. Good ole Hillside

  • @rocco4498
    @rocco4498 8 лет назад +128

    A person Ralphies size shouldnt be smoking weed, hes already hungry enough.

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 6 лет назад +4

      rocco weed doubles your appetite so you can eat nearly twice as much and get the same affect as eating one serving...its awesome

    • @jknapp9432
      @jknapp9432 5 лет назад +7

      @@HoomerbirdG2 you must not know how digestion works...

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 5 лет назад +6

      @@jknapp9432 I'm not a dietitian or a biologist. I'm yo daddy

    • @silver8o077
      @silver8o077 5 лет назад +1

      @@HoomerbirdG2 hi dad

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 5 лет назад +2

      @@silver8o077 hello son, it's time you learn the family business

  • @yamabushichancesimmon6667
    @yamabushichancesimmon6667 6 лет назад +1

    Love listening to this podcast while I go for a run

  • @sebg6865
    @sebg6865 5 лет назад +4

    Joey looks like a super model beside this guy

  • @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur
    @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur 4 года назад +2

    Uncle Joey has more stories than Walt Disney!

    • @EnlightenedRogue24
      @EnlightenedRogue24 4 года назад

      Greg Sieracki - And most of them are as fake as Disney stories. ☝️🥴

  • @evilduotv
    @evilduotv 6 лет назад +7

    YOOO STROUDSBURG IS MY HOME TOWN HAHAHAHAHA epic story

  • @haeuptlingaberja4927
    @haeuptlingaberja4927 2 года назад

    Did the same thing on the north side of Chicago in the 70s. So many hippie treats of every variety...

  • @iSquishMoths
    @iSquishMoths 7 лет назад +24

    joey Diaz is an actor and ppl forget, that's why he makes boring inane stories sound cinematic, because he knows how to act

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 6 лет назад +2

      He's not an actor you idiot! Because someone gets jobs on projects doesn't make them an actor. He tells the stories that way because he's an example of an overbearing Blowhard. A person who thinks everyone wants to hear his made up bullshit, ad nauseum. The truth is that a mental midget like him could NEVER have an actual intelligent conversation, so he tell's his "Stories" to cover that up. Actor my ass!

    • @NovemberFoxtrotRC
      @NovemberFoxtrotRC 6 лет назад +8

      @@Valkonnen lol you got mad

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 5 лет назад +3

      @Holy Hand Grenades legend has it, he still is big mad

    • @THENONCHALANTDON
      @THENONCHALANTDON 5 лет назад

      John Smith yup he still mad 😡

    • @thomasandersen2534
      @thomasandersen2534 5 лет назад

      Holy Hand Grenades he’s pissed

  • @zerochico13
    @zerochico13 3 года назад +1

    I love how it its joeys podcast but it feels like ralphie is hosting it 😂😂

  • @chrisdelagarza8048
    @chrisdelagarza8048 5 лет назад +24

    THE DONT MAKE GUYS, AND DRUGS LIKE THIS ANYMORE....

  • @YoelsLemonade
    @YoelsLemonade 3 года назад +1

    Joey and theo tell such good stories.... 👌

  • @brandonnevarez8417
    @brandonnevarez8417 5 лет назад +25

    Lsd and mescaline are to different drugs

    • @willieworld830
      @willieworld830 5 лет назад +3

      Finally like did he not know what he had

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 5 лет назад +6

      I thought I was the only one to notice this.
      Also some
      People think peyote and mescaline are two different drugs- lol

    • @CYOnTheBeat
      @CYOnTheBeat 5 лет назад +2

      @@_RobBanks just like acid and LSD it shocks me how uneducated some people are

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 5 лет назад

      CY On The Beat huh ? Fuck u said?
      Lsd and acid is the same

    • @CYOnTheBeat
      @CYOnTheBeat 4 года назад

      @@_RobBanks do your research just like weed and cannabis is the same LSD is the scientific name for the drug acid is the street term 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Petryfied
    @Petryfied 4 года назад +2

    Joey was literally too cool for school 🔥🖤

  • @DiscipleEddie
    @DiscipleEddie 3 года назад

    So sad Ralphie's gone he was my favorite guest on here you can see all the love and joy he brought with him everyone's laughing and telling hilarious stories I'll always be rewatching all these episodes of the church in honor of his memory R.I.P. Ralphie may

  • @AnthonyPardiMusic
    @AnthonyPardiMusic 5 лет назад +4

    Damn just seeing the title... RIPeace Ralphie
    - Ethos

  • @bigrichfish
    @bigrichfish 5 лет назад +2

    Use to get purple Mesc for 30cents a pop, back in the late 70s, flip em for $1.25 each, by the hundreds. We wouldn’t smoke em, but we would pick up 10,000 at a time, and the bag had shake in it, we’d smoke that up!!!! Stars Wars at the Orpheum in 86th Street and the light show in manhattan Hayden Planitarium

  • @forourlightafflictionwhich6470
    @forourlightafflictionwhich6470 8 лет назад +16

    ralphie looks stoned af

  • @smjhobbies4527
    @smjhobbies4527 2 года назад +2

    Who else misses seeing Ralphy on podcast 😢

    • @justinnoceda2115
      @justinnoceda2115 2 года назад

      Straight up guy you could tell he loved Lee man

  • @lardazz1544
    @lardazz1544 5 лет назад +4

    Ralphie may was one of the funniest people of all time
    Rest easy

  • @nobless_oblige_dignitas
    @nobless_oblige_dignitas 4 года назад

    My 2 favorite modern comedians. Bless!

  • @romademartini4693
    @romademartini4693 5 лет назад +3

    ralphie may is a gentelman and a scholar.

  • @Hyneken
    @Hyneken 6 лет назад +2

    Okay I get them to set up chicken salad on toast... STOP 😂😂

  • @miracles4u
    @miracles4u Год назад +1

    I remember being 16 on acid and all of us staying out at night riding our bmxs everywhere. One time my friend done acid during a science test and got one of the highest scores in the class. It was the 90s......

  • @roshaii2629
    @roshaii2629 8 лет назад +49

    ralphie has to lose that weight that some life threatning shit right there

    • @smiley37greg
      @smiley37greg 8 лет назад +1

      Roshes aii he's already lost a bunch of weight

    • @DontNeedToKnow84
      @DontNeedToKnow84 7 лет назад +31

      Dead now 😞

    • @rasta1017
      @rasta1017 7 лет назад +6

      Roshes aii too late bro

    • @dfrost3417
      @dfrost3417 7 лет назад +1

      You right man

    • @dexter5066
      @dexter5066 7 лет назад +7

      What's even more crazy is on one of his last stand ups he talks about going to the doctor. And the doctor says your cholesterol is fine your liver checks out good your heart looks fine you are morbidly obese something eventually will show up. He made a joke out of this and died a year later

  • @EnlightenedRogue24
    @EnlightenedRogue24 4 года назад

    “You were already dancing for money at 6.” LOL 😂

  • @paulgarciajr1715
    @paulgarciajr1715 5 лет назад +4

    9:00 lol

  • @Dementia.Pugilistica
    @Dementia.Pugilistica 2 года назад +1

    When someone can make Joey look thin you know how heavy Ralphie actually was… such a shame he passed so young. What a talent

  • @hourplastic4546
    @hourplastic4546 6 лет назад +19

    Damn I wish I could party with him. Quaaludes, Valium, amphetamines

  • @jgvtc559
    @jgvtc559 5 лет назад

    Ralphie talks about food with the same enthusiasm as Joey talkin about drugs 😆

  • @hollykane4000
    @hollykane4000 4 года назад +4

    I love these podcast but for some reason I just can’t make myself like Lee most of the time. Maybe it’s just me.

  • @JAHSSS
    @JAHSSS Год назад

    The first time I listened to this I was 16 on a hit of acid riding my skateboard around the blocks fucking dyinggg of laughter!!!!Classic fucking episode💀

  • @gonzodelphiki2083
    @gonzodelphiki2083 5 лет назад +4

    I love joey, but acid becomes mescaline in the same sentence. And who knows what the "microdots" were. I love CoCo to death but you never know what the real deal is with him. It's like 50% truth and 50% awesome storytelling. It's hella funny to hear regardless.

    • @kennypowers1945
      @kennypowers1945 2 года назад

      True, it’s still funny to listen to real or not

  • @prestonwest2828
    @prestonwest2828 7 лет назад +1

    i love that these two guys are friends, thats great haha

  • @Retro847
    @Retro847 5 лет назад +6

    Lol
    meet me at sharpel's at 8,
    Ralphie:
    They give out food
    Raplhie: nice
    Rip ralphie man wish i knew of him sooner

  • @Freebuscus
    @Freebuscus 7 лет назад

    So, an hour ago I was telling my older hippie friend about Ralphie. He said it sounds like you're talking about Don Rickles. Then I play this video, which was already cued up from watching Ralphie, and in less than 6 minutes, Ralphie says "Don Rickles." And I don't have even have Siri or Alexa or anything like that.

  • @christianjames2787
    @christianjames2787 5 лет назад +3

    This dude really out here calling mescaline acid, and saying he smoked acid and tripped off it lmao, acid is destroyed by heat.

  • @jayr2138
    @jayr2138 7 лет назад

    Im from weehawken nj love hearing Joeys stories knowing the spots and being able to picture him doing this shit

  • @KT-Buf69
    @KT-Buf69 7 лет назад +4

    People give Joey money to take their drugs than he sells them for ten times what they're worth

  • @balamtheknowledge9578
    @balamtheknowledge9578 4 года назад +2

    I've never seen joey interact with someone who he really respects.

  • @12stnumbers95
    @12stnumbers95 5 лет назад +4

    Nobody smoking a ounce of weed RIP Ralphie

    • @jjones9143
      @jjones9143 5 лет назад +1

      I tried once. I smoked 13 grams so pretty much a half ounce out of a 2 foot zong I had. Got to a point where I couldn't get any higher then I woke up and didn't know where I was for a minute lol. Good times.

    • @dennisjordan5917
      @dennisjordan5917 5 лет назад

      Wait are you claiming there are not people who could smoke an ounce of flower in a night? You need cooler friends.