Haha, that's thanks to the talents of my buddy Steve from Balena Productions. He has an entire series of videos featuring his Roger impression called 'Sonic Zombies', but then he uses his actual Sonic voice in his main videos, like Sonic in Scared Stupid. If you listen really closely in Scared Stupid Part 3, you might just hear a little cameo from me. Glad you liked the video!
Man,this video is epic. It's so epic that I can feel the epic in my veins. Hollywood should honestly just shut down because this video is so epic that it puts all the slop they're making to shame.
The video: *Joking about how bad Fist Bump is by saying it's good* Me, who unironically likes Fist Bump because my bar for music is just that low: *Sweats nervously*
I actually liked your Sonic Mania critique. Also whats with the ear hurting music at the beginning with fist bump.(i was wearing headphones and i cringe so much.)
If it gets added to Smash Bros Ultimate I'm going to make it the only track that plays on Sonic's stages because it's the most epic song of all time!!! And then after the joke is over I'll probably just turn it off.
I went back to my old (now unlisted) videos from 2012 and 2013 last night and saw your name in the comments and boy was I shocked. Why the hell did you stick around with this channel after so long when all I ever uploaded was garbage?!?! Thanks though, haha, it's cool to see someone stick around and keep an eye on the channel. Just hit 3K subs as well, so that's a thing.
TelekinesticMan idk man i think we were both randomly searching for a game in Portal 2 once on steam and I remember subbing to you or something like that. Not sure if I even still have you on steam but you didn't fuckin disappoint here gj again
Well April fools! With all due seriousness, I thought this game was FUN... but not necessarily great. It defines the line between GOOD and FUN for me. But can we be real? If you haven’t bought it and played it, that kinda invalidates your opinion that it sucks.
Uhhh, no, not really. I mean, yes I sort of agree to an extent, but I could tell from early footage that the game sucked. The first level they showed off was terrible, and everything they showed later on was still terrible. I played 3 levels for myself at a convention and they all sucked, which made me think "yep, this game is probably going to suck". The game came out, I watched all of the levels and cutscenes, and it sucked. In this particular instance, I didn't need to play it myself to know that the level design was awful, since that can be communicated via video really easily. I knew the controls were bad because I played it myself, so yeah. I do still want to play through the whole game someday to get my own in-depth opinion, but in broad strokes, I know Forces sucks, in my opinion. I knew before it came out that it wasn't going to be good, and I was right. I guarantee that my thoughts on this game won't suddenly be positive after I play it, if anything they'll probably be worse. Thanks for the comment, though!
TelekinesticMan I respect that, but maybe you should play it anyway. Not playing it may invalidate your opinion, but playing it would absolutely validate your opinion.
My whole point (that I made in previous videos) is that because Forces is bad, I'm not buying it, and therefore haven't played it. Why would I willingly spend my money on a game I know I don't like? I'll only ever buy Forces if it's like, five bucks. My whole point of "I haven't played Forces" is because I refuse to waste my money on it. I think that speaks more than me being a blind Sonic fan and buying every game the moment it comes out, even if I know I won't like it. I didn't buy Rise of Lyric, either, for the same reason.
Wait why are you have only 3k subs that's like me having a billion subs with out uploading a video in my channel you need at least 400k or 700k nah not even that you need a 8 million subscribers
Um, excuse me sir, this is a PRIVATE CONVERSATION between me and my number one fan, alright??? This is clearly a very serious discussion that we didn't want anybody else to see.
Hey, not an April Fools joke this time, I actually made a REAL critique on Sonic Forces right here! - ruclips.net/video/xUppUNEIh4g/видео.html
Bro that sonic voice was spot on like damn
Haha, that's thanks to the talents of my buddy Steve from Balena Productions. He has an entire series of videos featuring his Roger impression called 'Sonic Zombies', but then he uses his actual Sonic voice in his main videos, like Sonic in Scared Stupid.
If you listen really closely in Scared Stupid Part 3, you might just hear a little cameo from me.
Glad you liked the video!
Man,this video is epic. It's so epic that I can feel the epic in my veins.
Hollywood should honestly just shut down because this video is so epic that it puts all the slop they're making to shame.
Kinda funny now discovering this channel and finding this piece of art
i came. *brofist*
*brofists you back, but maybe a little too hard and you poop a little bit teehee*
Finally I've been waiting for you to cover this game
Forces is so bad that it has become an ironic meme
Glorious 👌
The video: *Joking about how bad Fist Bump is by saying it's good*
Me, who unironically likes Fist Bump because my bar for music is just that low: *Sweats nervously*
This is the longest April Fools I've ever seen. Ech.
This is now the top rated vid on Pornhub, fuckin great work
The beginning of the video made me deaf.
You're welcome!
this video freaking succed (jk i loved it haha.)
I’ve been sitting here for 10 mins trying to think of something bad to compare this game to, but I genuinely can’t think of anything bad enough.
XD Love it! I subscribed you for good luck.
I actually liked your Sonic Mania critique. Also whats with the ear hurting music at the beginning with fist bump.(i was wearing headphones and i cringe so much.)
You broke my brand new headphones.
You get Balena to voice Sonic? I know that Sonic Zombie style Roger impression anywhere.
Yeah, we're friends.
@@telekinesticman Nice!
3 minutes in and I'm already loosing my shit-
(10/10 humor lmao)
*WAB A LAB A DAB DAB*
Me: *Drinking my KoolAid*
Sonic: WAB A LAB A DAB DAB
Me: *Almost spits out drink*
Ngl, that was just what happened through out the scene lmao
Yeah I knew telekinetic video. By the way did you see the Sonic Mania Adventures short. I love your Sonic video critique by the way.
Mania Adventures was amazing, I loved it! And thanks for the praise!
You are welcome TelekinesticMan, any thing to support small channels like you.
those midrolls christ, there's a few of them
Lol were the ads a joke too? Lol all the yellow bars but only one ad total XD
Wow. You must really hate Fistbump. Bit I find it to be a neat vocal track.
If it gets added to Smash Bros Ultimate I'm going to make it the only track that plays on Sonic's stages because it's the most epic song of all time!!!
And then after the joke is over I'll probably just turn it off.
Nobody uses MySpace
for real tho I actually fuckin laughed heaps in this video. gj man have my kids if you want
I went back to my old (now unlisted) videos from 2012 and 2013 last night and saw your name in the comments and boy was I shocked. Why the hell did you stick around with this channel after so long when all I ever uploaded was garbage?!?! Thanks though, haha, it's cool to see someone stick around and keep an eye on the channel. Just hit 3K subs as well, so that's a thing.
TelekinesticMan idk man i think we were both randomly searching for a game in Portal 2 once on steam and I remember subbing to you or something like that. Not sure if I even still have you on steam but you didn't fuckin disappoint here gj again
Dont do hoobastank like that big bro
I woke up my neighbors
Well April fools!
With all due seriousness, I thought this game was FUN... but not necessarily great. It defines the line between GOOD and FUN for me.
But can we be real? If you haven’t bought it and played it, that kinda invalidates your opinion that it sucks.
Uhhh, no, not really. I mean, yes I sort of agree to an extent, but I could tell from early footage that the game sucked. The first level they showed off was terrible, and everything they showed later on was still terrible. I played 3 levels for myself at a convention and they all sucked, which made me think "yep, this game is probably going to suck". The game came out, I watched all of the levels and cutscenes, and it sucked. In this particular instance, I didn't need to play it myself to know that the level design was awful, since that can be communicated via video really easily. I knew the controls were bad because I played it myself, so yeah. I do still want to play through the whole game someday to get my own in-depth opinion, but in broad strokes, I know Forces sucks, in my opinion. I knew before it came out that it wasn't going to be good, and I was right. I guarantee that my thoughts on this game won't suddenly be positive after I play it, if anything they'll probably be worse. Thanks for the comment, though!
TelekinesticMan I respect that, but maybe you should play it anyway. Not playing it may invalidate your opinion, but playing it would absolutely validate your opinion.
My whole point (that I made in previous videos) is that because Forces is bad, I'm not buying it, and therefore haven't played it. Why would I willingly spend my money on a game I know I don't like? I'll only ever buy Forces if it's like, five bucks. My whole point of "I haven't played Forces" is because I refuse to waste my money on it. I think that speaks more than me being a blind Sonic fan and buying every game the moment it comes out, even if I know I won't like it. I didn't buy Rise of Lyric, either, for the same reason.
TelekinesticMan okay very well then.
i went to the end...... great video............. do i have to say anything else
Did you go through all those mid-roll ads? Because if so...hell yeah, I need the money. I'm kidding (well, I'm not), glad you enjoyed the video!
my poor ears durin that intro
You can thank my friend Tom (twitter.com/Tomothy_S) for making that amazing edit a few months ago in our Discord. What a legend.
TelekinesticMan thank him for the ear damg3 =D
oh my god im four minutes in and im wonderin to mys3lf 'how the hell did he mad3 30 minutes of this?!?'
Ha well, let's just say you should finish the video before wondering that. It may not be as long as you think.
The Eternal Induction y3p
Wait why are you have only 3k subs that's like me having a billion subs with out uploading a video in my channel you need at least 400k or 700k nah not even that you need a 8 million subscribers
Bee 4 eye sei gouud buy 2 u 1 more last fist booommmppp.
I actually like Forces but this video is too good to get triggered 👌😂😂👌
Thanks, I'm always happy to see when people can take a joke and not get offended over someone's opinion. Glad you enjoyed it!
TelekinesticMan 👍
funniest shit ive ever seen
If you want to get views, do a critique on Pewdiepie
Shh, don't spoil next year's April Fools!
no
yes
maybe
Um, excuse me sir, this is a PRIVATE CONVERSATION between me and my number one fan, alright??? This is clearly a very serious discussion that we didn't want anybody else to see.
omg im so sorry!!!!! i didnt wanna make you feel bad ;-;
I can't tell if you're joking and maybe you couldn't tell if I was joking, but I was joking, haha. It's fine, I was kidding.
I loved the opening. This game sucked ass btw
Edit: please do a real critique on this shit
:v
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO