Worst of Woke Awards
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2023
- The worst of woke TV and movies over the past year. Awards are given in 18 categories.
The most prestigious awards were decided by vote. Over 16,000 votes were cast by the subscribers to this channel. 
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The amount of backlash woke Hollywood is getting is giving me hope in humanity
It really is.
its amazing, the majority is done with this nonsense
It is true that Hollywood needed an earthquake to change some inertias, and change really did happen. But now the massive excesses of Wokism, as with any ideology will be trimmed. We will be left with more women, more non whites having a way open to show the little or much talent they may have, we will get used to see the whole nation more represented in Hollywood at all levels, but certainly bad acting, bad scripts, blatant political statements disguised as new characters will lead Hollywood to lose the only thing they really care about: money, tons of it. For the show to go on the audiences will have to put all these political manipulations, all these antiwestern pamphlets in their right place, as it is happening with the movies presented here and many others that people have massively and rightfully rejected. It will help that even by many by people theoretically represented by Wokism don't want to see crap disguised as representativity and "inclusion". Yes, enough is enough, and the needed changes, which didn't start with Wokism by the way, will stay and all the BS will be legitimately send in the trash can of cinema history.
There are still millions who are watching and the advertisement dollars are still flowing.
One, What is "woke" Two Conservatives are all ways crying about something
I'm going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. Fans of Professor Tolkien have patently rejected the rings of power. The trilogy is all that truly matters. Star Wars fans have been teased and abused to the point where they can't even watch the original trilogy with joy.
Correct. Star Wars as a whole is ruined for me. The prequels were bad, but after the most recent movies and shows, I genuinely cannot even watch the originals
@@benisboop God man I watch the Prequel Trilogy with a sad nostalgia that I can't believe. I almost walked out of AoTC in the theater, now I consider it to be high art.
Trekkies have already beamed themselves into space, best to die quickly.
The prequals where a Masterpeice compared to the shite they are making now. Star Wars is like a mangled corpse that Disney keep weeling out on stage and pretending its alive.
@@Lonovavir I'm in the middle of my 4th run through of TNG. Glad I stopped paying attention after Into Darkness. It went downhill so fast.
"With great wokeness comes zero responsibility"
most accurate and relevant quote about this nonsense ever
More like "With great wokeness comes zero accountability"
With great wokeness comes great retardation
Undoubtedly, this quote will end up in a volume along with the other inspirational quotes from the greats.
What is woke?
This needs to be an annual award show
yupp couldnt agree more, its hilarious but also sad since its true and also a relief bcs lot of people can see hollywood's true agenda
It's coming soon...
Excellent Award Show! Bravo!!!!!
Definitely. And there should be ESG-hypocrite special trash prize: the amount of Wakanda Forever plastic crap to this day polluting toy shops in the bargain bin is quite sad actually - all ends up in the landfill.
ESG... Oh boy.
Odd because he just put one out a few days ago 😂
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman. " I died 🤣 💀
What was meant by that?... Excuse my ignorance on the topic lol
@@gotvidz2222 In an interview Jennifer Lawrence said that she was the first women to play a lead role in cinema
@Simon Pradeep to be more precise, she said to Variety that she was the first lead woman in an action movie
Lol 🤣 delusional but all of them are hahaha thanks guys
You won't be missed
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman", that was pure gold.
She was in "Mother".
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@@izabellafulop476 : exactly! :)
I'm kinda slow and didnt get that one can someone explain :')
This needs to become an annual tradition!
Voting for 2024 starts tomorrow.
I wish I had known, I would have voted for sure. Is there any way to keep up with announcements from your channel, given that I don’t have Twitter?
As an American living in Los Angeles, I am offended…. that no one has done this yet. Applause all round. Keep doing the Lord’s work.
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made" ― JRR Tolkien
Prof. Tolkien had current day Hollyweird dead in his sights with that sentiment expressed years ago.
What does the Right create? Understand what compassion is. Until then, you are unChristian
@@michaelrae9599 Pfui! The left creates more havoc and pain on any given day than any month of the right’s making. You throw that unChristian stuff around pretty freely; perhaps you should say it to your mirror, fellow.👎🏻👹
A brilliant description of white people throughout history!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@frompyramid5twoprojects925 White people have basically created the majority of what you’re using today, even as a world minority but yeah, go off. The fact you’re even on here to express this imbecility, is due to white people.
Unlike the Oscars, this is one awards show I actually watched all the way trough. Looking forward to Awards II. Thanks.
here here! actually valid appraisals of the work and proper attention and credit paid to those responsible.
Modern day Oscars are rigged to give best awards for most politically correct movies and actors, so thats why modern day Oscars are not worth watching.
Twice a year
Twice a year
Twice a year 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Same here!!
Well said, I get to subscribe to this channel very recently, ohh boy, I am bing watching now 😂
Having paid zero attention to any of these films, I was so happily entertained by these awards. Since there is no merit based writing, producing, directing or acting in Tinseltown at this stage of its devolution, you can only expect ineptitude, incompetence and failure at the box-office. The mass insanity that is wokeness has no other direction than to fail miserably while eating its young.
Great comment. 👏
@AmericanUNCENSORED I absolutely agree with Everything you've written.💯
I hope you get better and were not too badly soon injured.
I can proudly say I never watched any of the movies or shows in this video. I feel great relief knowing I dodged many cultural bullets by not wasting a penny, or a minute of time on degenerate woke trash.
This is quite possibly the best written, wittiest, gem of a video production I've seen for a long, long time.
23:57 . . . . "Like a swarm of Irish accented locusts" . . . . had me in fits of laughter, comedy gold right there my frined.
It's hogwash
This man is a legend. I've never enjoyed an awards show more.
been looking for something like this for a long time xD
Counts for me to waw man real nice work!
Can Despot help the actual Oscars? This was amazing!
I love to watch movies that are so bad they're good . But the movies that got awards in this video are really stupid .
Liked and subscribed. Good stuff dude
This show is the definition of "Congratulations, you're a failure," and I'm all for it. Keep this up every year man!
Im waiting for Cleopatra to win a lot of awards in the next years award show.
Trump doesn't get an award for realizing us is spelled U.S.?? This award show was rigged!!!
BIDEN-HARRIS 2024
I came for the pronunciation of 'Filum', and stayed for Karen-i-phones' excellent hosting this year.
Brilliant work team despot.
Bravo!
More than Hagrid, Robbie Coltrane will always be the best former Bond villain that helps him out of a mix of self-interest and being sorta blackmailed by 007.
Cracker series, starring Robbie, is also worth checking out. Brilliant series, though kinda dark.
I dont even understand how the rings of power had such huge budgets per episode when 99% of the entire show is just actors sitting around talking to eachother.
Money Laundering
They needed to buy the rights for it, left nothing for the show
The $1 billion budget definitely didn’t go to writing, editing, sound design, or acting. Something doesn’t seem right.
@@chazzitz-wh4lyit probably all went straight into Jeff Bezos' pocket
it is by far the worst LOTR-relayed thing! The Hobbit isn't even THAT bad, it's just not as good as LOTR (which is so good that it's hard to match)
“2022 was to American tv culture what 1963 was to John F. Kennedy’s head” 😂 absolutely brutal
imagine thinking there was still tv culture before 2022
@@henkhenkste6076 shows like Yosemite, breaking bad, game of thrones, etc did have a significant following.
That's an unfair comparison; things didn't go bad for JFK until most of the year was already over
@@insaneweasel1 but werent very good. Dont know yosemite but BB was good enough until the last few seasons but how long ago was that? Years now? GoT sucked, hard.
Or what american tv culture is to actual human culture.
I can't do it often enough how how important this Channel is in the fight against woke culture ! 👍
I love every moment of this awards show, but that Jossie Smollet Subway segment is perfect 🥹🥹🥹🥹
You leave that smollet genius alone! He is fighting for equity and a whole lotta other shit that don't make sense anymore.
Not the award show we expected, but the award show we needed.
I'd watch this every year
This feels similar to Ben Shapiro's fake 2022 awards show just with more focus on tv and film
We would like t👀thank amber turd for making us Famous 💩💩
I forgot 95% of these shows even happened. Now that's impressive
Puff puff pass, right?
I only watched The Witcher and The Wheel of Time. While I still got some enjoyment out of The Witcher due to Henry Cavill, I was in wide eyed shock at looking at the train wreck that is The Wheel of Time.
thesrow1056 I had never heard of 95% of these. That's how much I've tuned out and ignore Hollyweird.
@@terryboyer1342 there's a reason everything is bombing. Thier customers have lost interest after repeat failures
@lizardog
Shut your filthy filled man-pleaser Connie. You’re spreading aids all around
We need to grow this awards ceremony to be more popular
Outstanding! Clever, intelligent and FUNNY! Leaving a comment here may well put me on a 'special' RUclips list, but I willingly cast my lot with the Despot! This video translates the thoughts of millions into words, images, and wit. Fun to watch and so true.
Congrats to Jussie Smollett. I hope he doesn't beat himself up too bad over his awards.
Okay really though, how did you forget the abominable Halo rape series on Paramount+? I mean, you could write a small font book as thick as a phone book about everything wrong with that series.
He cant hire anyone there, they'd know if something is up because those 2 Nigerians confessed.
Anyone else he'd pay can just confess too
Poor guy was hung out to dry.
He just wanted a salad at 2am on a winters night, what's the world coming to.
The good thing about Jussie Smollett's incident is that the person who planned and executed his attack was in the end tried and found guilty. It's nice to know that sometimes there is still justice in the world. I'm sure that brings a tear to Jussie's eye.
This was *A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN ANY HOLLYWOKE AWARD SHOW THAT'S COME OUT IN 15 YEARS!* Thank you.
You stole my comment.
@@josephupton3601 Cancel him for that xD
true, but i hope we're not replacing one extremist politics for another such as calling things woke when it might not be
eg indiana jones 5, all the far right channels said its woke when no alarm bells went off, and their logic was they replaced the idiot from the transformers movie i.e man to woman, made it woke, i hated him, his a terrible actor and him swinging on cgi vines in indiana jones 4 was terrible, he SHOULD be replaced
@@STOP_FAKENEWS Dawg, EVERYTHING is woke now...
By that I mean everything gets called "woke" even when it's literally just "gay character in cartoon exist... nothing else, just mention they like boys but is boy at one point... doesn't really matter, simply exists.".
It's so fucking stupid, whatever "extremist politics" are going on in Hollywood is no where near as bad as some dipshit screaming "HOLLYWOKE!" unironically.
Trust me bro, everything that you like that's post Ghost Busters 2016 is actually super woke SJW Liberal ID/pol propaganda gay agenda to turn kids trans and also make them aware of climate change. My fucking Xbox made a sleep mode to save power, THAT'S TOO WOKE!!!!
More than 15 lmao
"Your name has become an adverb for lying"
Jussie doesn't know what an adverb is!
Absolutely brilliant! Thank you for a very entertaining one hour. Brilliant dialogue, brilliant humour, love it .
Thank you for pointing out just how bad juicy smoletee act was. 100% he would have happily sent 2 innocent men to prison and lied on the stand. That is where the real evil of his plan comes out.
There's 2 white guys in America today happy the resisted the urge to go out looking for a snack. Talk about dodging a bullet.
Wow.... A million times more enjoyable that any award shows!!!
Man you talk like a poet, so it rimes. Your presentation brought me tears. Tears of proud, but also bitter tears for the brave, honest and represented truth you reveal.
Also stunning.
Bravo! I did not laugh like that for weeks! I enjoyed it with my family while having drink, tearing laughing. Subscribed. Keep that good work and you float in millions of followers soon. This show was way MORE entertaining than everything I saw from Hollywood in the last few years. They should pay you millions to direct a comedy show, at least they would get good money out of it.
I told Amber Heard about her winning this award and she said she didn't give a shit.
I see what you did there.
As a person who worked in Hollywood some years ago and was sickened by it and vowed never to return, I enjoyed these awards.
Right there with you, brother
That moment for me was, one day, eating lunch at a pub in Burbank, while ease dropping on a director telling the people he was with about the project he was making with great excitement, I found myself impressed with his passion... only to suddenly realize his project was a porno.
10 bucks says the decision to "leave Hollywood" wasn't yours.
@@MastaaceMaybe the casting couch isn't for everyone suck boy.
@@bethanyh1637that’s funny.
Thor gave up his kingdom to a strong female slave trader
Proud to say, "I never saw any of these" actually haven't gone to a movie in 10 years.
Congratulations to all the winners, but I must say they are very lucky this award show took place before Cleopatra aired which probably would have taken most of the awards
What about Foundation ??
😄😄😄 Remember, there is always next year!
INDIANA J9NES!!!
Or Indiana Jones.
Fortunetly (or unfortunetly) the biggest dissappointment would still remain obi-WAN show, i cannot express just how much dissapointment i felt
I watched this the whole way through and was 100% more entertaining and truthful than any award ceremony out of Hollywood, thank you.
Woke logic to defeat racism. Make everyone black and forget about all other ethnicities.
The Funniest thing about Hollywood In the last 12 months is their share prices.
Agreed !
@@j-mc5201 Hollywood has become the cool kid from high school that never grew up and still thinks they are cool so they go to the high school reunion expecting to be worshipped once again but instead of realizing that how they were then is no longer interesting now, they just continue to say "remember when..." and then fart on the principal bc they did it at the prom and it garnered attention but really everyone finds them as the annoying losers they used to mock in the past
Thanks! Such a brilliant video! Can't wait for 2024 edition!!
Thanks Sluttering, I really appreciate the tip! The next WOWA will drop on Feb 10th.
@@DespotofAntrim aww shucks, thanks for appreciating me... or, at least the tip o' me... if you like the tip, i ensure you'll be enthralled by the whole o' it
Great video and right on point. Following the alleged-writers strike and the continuing actors strike I have hope that none of these abominations will ever be repeated. Of course, I'm still hoping for Disney to bankrupt out of it's misery.
Why did they have to strike? People would kill to have their jobs after all.
Met Robbie Coltrane in an Edinburgh swimming pool when I was about 10. Didn’t really know who he was but my dad did and asked for a photo. He could have agreed and left immediately, or said he didn’t want a photo taking in what I now realise is a bit of a weird situation. Instead he happily waited for my dad to run and grab his camera then spent 15 minutes just chatting to me and my dad. Just an all round great human being.
❤❤❤
So sad we lost this wonderful man & character but we are stuck with the likes of amber turd and strong woke "Quaines" 🤮🤬😡.. Once these movie companies lose enough money we will get normal movies again... I have to hope because the alternative I cannot bear! 😊
@@thunderballz74 Im too lazy to look up Quaines....is this a word I should know? or just a joke?
@@openyoureyes909jones6Queens. _Yaaaas Qwweeeen._
@@openyoureyes909jones6it’s a joke about a certain North American gay man accent and how it pronounces “queen”.
"More flops than an orgy at an erectile dysfunction meeting" had me slapping my knee with mirth and wonderment at its cleverness. Subscribed
@@CalebBerman bot
Go find a rock 😏
@@Gertieness Stoning the Christian again?
It was a total flop and nobody came
@@Gertienessthis was truly hilarious and entertaining
I’m late, only found your channel yesterday. Bravo 👏🏻!!! This was perfect criticism with heart and humor.
Loved this.
I hope you're doing another one of these for 2023? You're really good at this.
Bobby Coltrane was a treasure of an actor. Knowing that the most idiotic controversy of all time got to him even in his death makes me really lose all of what's left of my faith in humanity. We clearly can't recognise the good from the bad anymore.
I thought he was Robbie, not Bobby. But yes, he was great, and I miss him
It was nice to see at least one of the Harry Potter actors appreciate the positive impact that JK’s work has made instead of those ingrates who don’t recognize the gift they were given to be in those timeless movies.
@@josephbrown9685 I mean yeah, those ingrates that JK Rowling constantly pushes to legislate them away.
Damn trans people upset at a massive transphobe who funs politicians that have the goal of simply ending trans peoples existence. They should shut up, stay in the closet and out of sight and just enjoy their wizard movies and games, most of which are just mid.
What kind of controversy? I'm a bit off
@@AxenfonKlatismrekMr. Coltrane had the "effrontery" to not automatically distance from J.K. Rowling, when she made her statements on a transsexuality issue on X / Twitter. If memory serves, he supported her right to her opinion.
That, opposed to the "main" three actors / little shits hopping on the "Transphobe!" train
A few minutes into Obe Wan - and I SWEAR this is the truth - I thought "a strong black female CANNOT be evil", googled "does the tough black chick in Obe Wan turn out to be good?", and learned two things : her name is Reva, and YES, she ends up good because *it's literally impossible for anyone black or female or gay or trans - basically anyone NOT a white male - to be anything but FLAWLESS.* What's the point of watching a show when you can literally separate good/bad, smart/stupid, strong/weak based on gender, ethnicity, and chosen gender IN THE FIRST EPISODE?!!?!! I cancelled Disney+ and now I watch youtube true crime videos, waiting for the day when they'll start covering the destruction of society by wokeness. Seriously, how is lying about racism to newborn babies helping us get along? This is TREMENDOUS work btw, thank you!!!
Thank you for making this! It was well done, and I can't really think of anything that I didn't like or I thought was left out!;)
Watching this again in November '23, and now I'm really looking forward to this year's awards. I don't think it was quite as bad as last year, just sort of more of the same, I guess, but still. This guy could probably talk about his favorite model of toasters and still make me laugh out loud.
Although Jessie Smoller did fake an attack on himself in an attempt to feather his career he should at least be given credit for hiring black actors for traditionally white roles. That joke killed me!!! :)
Jussie Smollett
😂
While we commend his efforts for expanding the roles available to actors of colour, we felt that two Nigerian bodybuilders did not make for very convincing White Supremacists.
I had never heard about him before this video, when he is compleately irrelevant actor, but oh boi did he do clown move.😂
It’s spelled Juicy Smoellea
"They both slap the cheeks of other men" deceased 💀
I love your use of the soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange in the background; it helps remind me that there *are* good films out there!
Im glad I dont have to hate myself for being annoyed at how shit and preachy films ,adverts and entertainment is in general today. I thought and was made to feel like i was rascist and mysogynist for laughing at a lot of it. Glad to see others feel the same way and that it is as bad as how i see it and its not just me being somekind of bastad.
Epic award video mate !
I’m glad that people are finally realizing how toxic and unrealistic “woke” is, It’s comforting in a way.
And the fact that all African slaves were captured by fellow Africans. I’m not saying the white slave buyers weren’t a huge part of the problem, which echoes all the way up the line.
I just wonder why the facts of Africa wide slavery, which fueled the western slave trade, is never talked about. Like black on black killings is never mentioned by blm. It’s all so strange
@@dirkaminimo4836 "It's all so strange." And you're all so disingenuous.
I'm sorry that equality makes you uncomfortable, but that's just too damn bad. We're not going to drag this country backward for your comfort. Go tell the Feelings Police about it.
I'm glad that brain dead people can co-op other people's messages and make them mean whatever they want. I'm glad to know that the crushing wheel that makes you feel so hopeless, so impotent, and so easy to piss off in the face of changing social structures, is just getting started. Too ta looo!
It's all fiction, fiction, and fiction. So what if they portray men as incompetent fools, anyone who sees reality knows it's rubbish, anyone who understands history knows it's garbage. Educate the young men to be well read and informed about real events, real historical understanding. They can then laugh at this trash, as a lot of older men do!
I cannot believe you made me watch a 50 min award show on RUclips which I would gladly watch the next ones. Massive respect!
If you want another good one to watch is the award show made by Rocket powerd Mohawk. It's not about Hollywood but insanely funny
I recommend the Scummies from the Podcast Crime in Sports
"2022 was to tv culture what 1963 was to John F Kennedys head". 😂
Now that’s some funny shit he got me to lol 😂
Good lord I’m a pretty liberal guy and I think the despot’s videos are pure genius.
Love that all the music in this video is a nod to one of the greatest directors of all time, so while you are confronted with the sludge that is current entertainment, you‘re reminded that you can always return to the classics
Obi Wan could hide from the empire for 20 years, but he could not hide from Lucas Films.
F'ing great line.
Lets hope the writers strike continues.
Oh my gosh, this was by far one of the most entertaining summary of the recent cultural wars thrust upon us. I was dying with laughter.
What I find wild is that not only did a lot of bad stuff come out at the end of last year (Rings of Power, She-Hulk, Woman King, etc.), but Velma has managed to draw all negative attention away from those with just two episodes. If nothing else worse comes out (which I doubt*), Velma could easily sweep the 2023 Worst of Woke Awards.
*Then again, every time we think the bar is at its lowest, something else comes along that's even lower...
uh no it didnt, Velma isnt even on the radar of 95% of the population
I think The Proud Family reboot is sweeping the competition for WOKE AF Garbage…
@@Elessar1888 See! The bar is never low enough!
Shit, now I have to watch that.
The Last of Us episode 3 was utterly revolting on top of being utterly nonsensical from a plot point of view, so don't fear. We haven't even gotten to Abraham and the rest of the troon goonz for season 2 yet!
You broke character and bust out laughing at Smolneck and I just couldn't contain myself. Well done, sir.
His story just sounds so funny when you say it out loud.
@@DespotofAntrimare you on new tech sites?
@@DespotofAntrim But funnier than Rachel Dolezal? Jury's out
This was excellent! I look forward to more from this channel. Pls keep 'em coming!
Yesterday I saw your most recent video and I haven't been addicted to watching videos from one channel like this before, honestly this is really high quality and everything is just so good, keep going man !
Thank you reeeeeee, welcome to the channel. I'll have another video up later today, I hope you enjoy it.
@@DespotofAntrim I will be waiting, literally still watching your videos (The Gillette propaganda one) and I have noticed your channel is really blowing up !
Yeah I’m gay and this whole forced representation is not only something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime but how and why it’s being so dominant in media just feels wrong and even makes me feel like my sexuality is being shoved down peoples throats and using false inclusivity for a quick buck and a “look at me or else” category .
as another gay, i've thought this same thing. at first I thought it was great to finally see some representation, but over the last decade it just feels like gay characters are just there to fit the gay quota necessary for the show to be "diverse". and the sad thing i've noticed is that there is 1 lesbian couple to every like 15 gay couples.
Not any more! Have you seen Star Trek lately???
In Space, No One
Can Hear You Scissor
Hi I just wondered ,and I know this is a very personal question, but what do you think about being all "lumped" together under the mystical umbrella of the LBGT ? Please don't answer if I offend , you might not even include yourself in this community.
Well if it's any consolation, as a straight man, I agree they're trying to shove it down our throats.
@@illgetmecoat1066 Lesbian chiming in. I no longer associate with the LGBT community, but I know society will still lump me in with them because I'm not straight. I just hated being told what to think and how to feel by the LGBT, and they really didn't like that I don't support third wave feminism since I'm second wave. Many of my favorite characters are straight men (Luke Skywalker, Chris Redfield, Prince Zuko, etc.).
The most ironic thing is this is probably the most entertainment I'll ever get from these shows and movies. Constant humorous bashing that's amazingly well written and delivered, something these very companies couldn't even give us, and for 50 solid minutes; every single second was pure gold. Genuinely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.
You said it best!
I love this Award Video. The best comedy all year!
This was awesome!! I mean, it's bloody horrible that it needs to be. But you have brought more entertainment than any of these movies/people ever could!! Subscribed
This was the best awards show I've watched in over 20 years. It's also the only one, but that doesn't make it less brilliant.
Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, truly an amazing actor, just about everything I've ever seen him play in, I just was automatically drawn to his character
Cracker and everything Robbie Coltrane was in was great .
He just always seemed like truly an amazing person too. I know he really cared about the kids while they were filming and every time I've seen an interview with him, he seemed so humble and genuine.
Go woke go broke just ask budlight. 😀😃😅😂 👈
Hagrid is such a wonderful character.
I wasn't aware the woke shitbags were mocking Coltrane's death. A new low.
RUclips recommended this video to me. I saw it and thought "50 mins seems too long, I'll just watch the first bit". 50 mins later and I'm wondering where the time went.
Loved this. Awesome work. Infinitely better than every Disney or MCU production in the last 12 months.
Holy shit, I thought the same thing and ended up watching the entire 50 minutes. Missed my nap
Same, 7 minutes in.
Still here
Me too. It’s 3 AM!
Great video. You took a lot of time to put this together. Funny and true. Keep it up.
Despot, this is an amazing video that made me laugh so much and subscribe to you. Great job, I enjoy all of your videos, and always have a hearty laugh. Thanks for making me laugh when I really needed it through your videos.
Can you also make 2023 worst of woke awards please? Can't wait to watch that too
Finally, an award show I can get behind. A toast to you good sir for bringing us this show will so much joy and laughter.
Omg I'd by tickets.
That quote from J.R.R Tolkien said is true, evil can only turn anything it touches into a grotesque perversion of its image. Wokeness is that evil touch & it cannot be allowed to spread to other respected stories/genres/products.
He was spot on. Evil does not create anything new, it only inverts and perverts the good that exists in the world. And humans invented it out of an emotion as cowardly as fear.
Good on you for calling this dangerous stupidity out! It is doing way more harm than good for the people it is supposedly 'representing'.
Great video. But damn! That description of Pinocchio hit home. Very true.
The thing that I kind of find amusing in the whole Amber Heard situation is, that even if she were to redeem herself and even on the absurd chance that there would surface new evidence that would make her absolutely have the moral high ground in this...
...even decades from now, if she were to be cast in the most fantastic projects, most people would go "that's the lady that pooped the bed on purpose"
She could be the first person on Mars and she would be remembered as 'that chick that shit in Jonny Depp's bed'.
RIP Robbie Coltrane he definitely helped make our childhoods just a little more enjoyable.
I immediately thought of watching Cracker when i was about twelve... then i realised you meant Harry Potter.
haha
The moment Natalie Portman identified as a "Thor" I knew MCU was completely done. Marvels sealed the deal. Pandering to a sliver of our population to keep them quiet
Most feminists heads explode when a man expects his wife to take his family name yet, ironically, the writers were happy for Natalie Portman to take Thor's BIRTH name.
😆
This is infinity times better than the actual Oscar telecast.
Also: props for the Red Hand of Ulster icon.
I am so proud of Amber Heard. Finally achieving her life goal! It must have taken her a lot of hard work to achieve 2 awards here. The only one to give a shit about her career
She also gave one, and put it in johnny depp’s bed.
@@minecrafter3448 So heardwarming
She gave a shit.....
in the bed
This might not be the award show Hollywood got, but it is the award show they need and deserve. Love it.
I hope you do this again next year! This was an excellent watch
I truly could not believe what you said was the first line in "Witcher: Blood Origin". I thought you had made a mistake. So I went to Netflix and looked for myself, and holy Christ you weren't wrong. Absolutely amazing.
Dude, I’m dying over here. This is the funniest thing ever!
GREAT JOB!!!!!
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the show.
This was genius! Love your work.
My kids haven't watched TV in over a decade, and the only movie we've seen in the last 2 years was the most recent John Wick. If people want to be preached to, they can go to church. Entertainers need to get back to entertaining.
I found your channel not too long ago and I am consistently blown away by how well done, funny and generally brilliant it is. While your talent may get you blacklisted from The entertainment industry, you should be happy to know that tons of RUclips people eagerly await your new uploads!
You're a sadder pr*ck than this guy if you look up to this sack of sh*t
Hear hear.
If the yt censors come for him, there is always Rumble.
I had no idea people said those terrible things about Mr. Coltrane after his death due to not backstabbing Rowling. RIP, good sir.
I can watch this 100 times and still get entertained and laugh, you are a legend man ! Karen I Phone is a nice touch 😅
I’m watching this in preparation for the 2023 awards. Can’t wait! Gonna be a big year, lots of tough competition.
Just want to take a second to thank every rational human still left that let these atrocities burn and lie in the dirt where they should be, well-done everybody, exceptional work!
Where's my participation trophy?
@@lizardog 🏆 There ya go, mate
@@lizardogyou dropped this 👑
@@lizardogI'm loading it into the clip right now.
Hell of a job putting this together. Good luck with your channel.
Much appreciated!
I should write down the ads that break into YT videos; the segues can be very entertaining. Some break in so seamlessly that, unless you are watching, paying attention, it's a few seconds before one realizes that it's now in an ad. Some coincidences are hilarious. There were a few good ones in this video alone, case in point, the award going to Juicy Smollier was immediately followed by an ad for a composting device. The award to Amber Heard was interrupted by a "Send a cake; explosion box". Kareniathon's stand-up was great. What are her tour dates and venues (though I am many months late)? Great video overall. Of course you had a lot of material to "honor", but fifty minutes must have taken some work. I have subscribed and, given that Woke has quickened its pace down Stupidity Road this year, I look forward to the next round of awards.
This worst of the woke awards effort was superb, it also gave me a chance to realize I haven't wasted as much of my life as I thought, I haven't seen any of the nominees.
This needs to be an annual event.
Also, it would be cool if you had cameos from other guys in the fellowship to present, like nerdrotic, critical drinker, mauler, az, etc.
I'd watch a video of this no matter how long it was. Whereas I won't even bother watching 30-second short to see who won the best picture Oscar.
I third this motion. The fellas and ladies of the Fellowship could have a ton of fun with the next show. 🙏
What a scathing attack on Hollywood! Very true and well deserved!
Great job putting this all together. It was a great watch.
This all needed to be said!!!
This is funnier and more entertaining than the most recent academy awards. Looking forward to seeing Vilma, Proud Family, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Live Action Little Mermaid, and the Marvels on the 2nd annual woke award!
Yes, things are shaping up nicely for next year, Peter Pan and Wendy is looking promising
Velma has to be the winner of next year's woke show. Like, not even Drinker could force his way through that show.
@@petery6432 You’ll need harder and more illicit drugs to get through that!
Honestly as a Tolkien fan, I was never more proud than I was last year. It's like if one franchise had to be "ruined" to finally bring fans together to stand against the nonsense, in a way I'm happy it was Tolkien. Amazon has learned the hard way that you DON'T mess with the Professor's works.
I was scared to say anything for obvious reasons until I found out most fans agree
@@aliasofanalias7448 People being scared of what random npcs think of them on the internet or fearing of being cancelled is part of the problem.
Like literally why would you give a shit?
@@sultankebab1587 It is, but some things can only be understood by people who understand you. People are too emotional and egotistocal, especially on the internet
I'm glad to hear this. I won't ever watch any knock off of the original Lord of the Rings. It's still absolutely as good as it could ever be...