Guest Host Chelsea Handler on Roe v. Wade Being Overturned, Giuliani’s “Slap” & GOP Hypocrites
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- Guest Host Chelsea Handler talks about the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, massive protests all across the country and countless people carrying some very creative posters, women removing menstruation apps from their phones, Justice Clarence Thomas saying that contraception rights and gay rights might need to be overturned as well, Nancy Pelosi reading a poem in response to the decision, what it really means to be “pro-life,” Marjorie Taylor Greene bringing God into the mix, the Texas State Attorney General closing the office early on Friday and declaring an official holiday in celebration of Roe being overturned, Rudy Giuliani getting “slapped” over the weekend, and some suggestions on some laws to legislate men bodies.
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Chelsea is probably the only person I want to hear a monologue from right now. Love her and this
100%
Ditto
Yup
I very rarely watch this channel any more. I had to be here for this.
I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw it. She's on fire.
All the protests mean nothing if people don't vote them out of their offices.
Amen!!!
You can't vote your way to changing the Constitution
I agree! Vote out those losers democrats like Biden.
Having Chelsea guest host was spot on considering the current events going on now. She slayed!!!
Chelsea is a pro at hosting a talk show . She seems so comfortable and natural. She needs to have a late night show again
Exactly . What are they waiting for ? She is so talented , funny . Tired of seeing only men hosting these shows
barf
She used abortion as a contraceptive (killed three unborn babies) and brags about it and wonders why people have a problem with abortion.
@Shadow Cat she quit her show because they tried to control her voice 🤣😂
She is wonderful!
“I will be here all week long, or at least until republicans make it illegal for women to talk”. Chelsea don’t give them any ideas.
You better watch your mouth 😂
Democrats are disgusting.
Did she define what a woman is?
Too real for our audience apparently but I applaud this!
@@Maya-iv2rw lol they don't know what that is
I love Jimmy, but I think Chelsea was the perfect person to give today's monologue. She's more savage and blunt.
I too, so love her slay!
She was awesome on TDS. So was Silverman, Sykes and Penn too haha
Jimmy Kimmel is a petophile!
Aaron Rogers said Jimmy Kimmel is a petophile! It must be true! I actually believe Donald Trump didn’t touch E. Jean Carrol more than I believe that Jimmy Kimmel is a petophile!
This is the best, she needs a comeback and her own night show
Nobody does it like Chelsea! She is a complete natural, I still watch her old shows!
Chelsea went ‘D-E-E-P’…. and the people who booked her knew exactly what they were doing👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
RBG caused this.
@@jakeolthof who is RGB?
@@Brandon_388 Late female justice.
@@jakeolthof So, none of it is on McConnel and his bs reasons for tanking Obamas pick?
of course, Kimmel, Handler and ABC are democrat propagandists; notice not a word about the dems having multiple super majorities during which they could have codified roe but didn't, and that is because they financially profited from the abortion issue
Loved it!! She had just the right amount of anger for the subject matter,
Yes let's pro.ote murdering babies what
Thank you for calling out their hypocrisy on universal healthcare and supporting that policy with this platform. We desperately need to catch up with the rest of the modern world and guarantee healthcare free at the point of service.
Yes. I'm watching from Spain and I wish people on the US resist because what happens there influences the rest of the world. We have enough polititians here trying to privatize health service and destroy the amazing public health service that we used to have. And also trying to take us back centuries ago in many issues.
Best monologue ever!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I couldn’t agree more with everything she had to say….& this really made me miss Chelsea on TV :/
@Kasha O'Basha Nice come back. lmbo
Justice Clarence Thomas is not fit to serve on a tennis court.
Yeah because we need more activists on the bench who can't define what a woman is. GFY! MAGA! 2024
@Savior Money Bullshit.
@@VM805 You voted for a goddamned traitor. You are going to Hell with Trump.
Preach! Yes Clarence Thomas is repulsive.
@Savior Money Also no right for women or blacks to vote. What’s your point?
Chelsea pulled no punches like I hoped she would. No offense to Jimmy, but best monologue in years
I love Chelsea but Jimmy also would have blown today’s monologue out of the park. He can be fierce too.
They would make a great team!
One is just as foolish as the other. Great team!! 👍
@@Justafeller but MTG and Rudy are great minds, I assume? 😂
She needs her own show again!
Chelsea Handler is at the top of her game as guest host of the Jimmy Kimmel show! This is the Chelsea I remember. You Go Girl !!! It's time for another Chelsea Handler show!
There are perfect jokes here only Chelsea could deliver so well! Bravo! Good job Jimmy on selecting such a charming substitute.
Chelsea is killing it!!!!
3 times in highschool alone, amiright?
She just repeats the same lies her handlers hand her
She killed this monologue!!! This makes me miss her show so much… the monologues were the best part!!! I hope she comes back to Late Night TV!!!
Like how she killed 3 babies in high school cuz she couldn't keep her legs together?
@@crystalborne8315 you are sick, what's wrong with you freaks
@NewSolo777 sick freak...
@NewSolo777 Not all people are christian bro. We have freedom of church from state.
@NewSolo777 We're supposed to have separation of Church and State. Read the first amendment. But the religious zealots on the Supreme Court are forcing us to follow their religious values.
I absolutely love Chelsea!! I am SO glad you have her on as guest host, especially NOW!
I miss the Chelsea Handler show. We need her back on TV for good
1000% to everything she said!!!
Except saying "menstuation". She said it wrong like three times. I thought it was intentional but no. 😂
This lady is always very fearless and tells it like it is. Glad to see her hosting all week.
yet she ignored school shootings
@@ProgessivesBwhitetho when? She has been very vocal about it and addresses it in this monologue?
@@debbiemcgugan374 when it happens daily in democrats districts
@@ProgessivesBwhitetho ,...it does?
@@happytimeharry363 yes, you only ignore it because they aren't white but minority kids
Go Chelsea! Love to see a strong, intelligent woman saying it like it is!
🙏💚💪
I miss Chelsea’s show that she had back in the early 2000’s!! She’s great at hosting!!
Thank you, Chelsea, for saying what we all want to say on public tv. It was perfect.
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@@jayherm1979 😂 Just because you disagree doesn’t mean I’m a bot. Sorry to burst your fragile little bubble.
Karen I know that's you girl. Sorry for the passing of your Nemesis and friend Leslie Jordan. RIP
Lol you speak for no one
@@andrewmcisaac2234 Are you sure about that? Feel free to read through the other comments to see I’m not alone.
Courageous lady with a sailor’s mouth.
I LOVE HER!!!
Ditto! Hope you're in this fight! ( I'm sure you are.) BTW, Great comment!
This must be the most brilliant monologue in history of TV
Chelsea I LOVE YOU, I LOVED YOUR MONOLOGUE, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!! You say out loud, for all to hear, all of the snarky sarcastic things that have been running through my head since this this whole nightmare started. You actually managed to make me laugh and feel a little bit better
This was the Monologue I needed. I trusted Chelsea to BRING IT
When I heard Chelsea was the host this week I thought the timing was heaven sent! She didn't disappoint! Bravo!
She never does!
@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Someone was triggered. Tell us all about Hades, Lucifer. How are trump and Melania doing these days? GREAT JOB, CHELSEA!
her jokes are crap her writers are in a wired state of mind. but i love how mad she is
@@VBass1000 bot
@@nikolatovar9884 im human
👏BRAVO Chelsea - you said what many of us are thinking.
That was the best monologue I've ever heard. Applause 👏👏👏👏🙌
Only Chelsea could have delivered this monologue so fearlessly. Great job!
Fact
So brave.
"Fearlessly" on a left wing, liberal Democrat? LOL
yea, too bad is not funny
She was spot on with every word!
This was refreshing. I want to see more celebrities calling fools out like this.
Yaas
This was GREAT! Thank you Chelsea Handler!
Like always, Chelsea slammed it!
We love you Chelsea Handler. You are a breath of fresh air and we've missed you!
We want to hear from jimmy
@@socal20001 he will just cry on stage
She hit all the issues in a few minutes. Her explanation for "prolife" couldn't be any better, and the hypocrisy of GOP about prolife couldn't be anymore obvious 👍👍
Aa
they aren't pro-life, they are anti rights.
I thought babies are fighting for civil rights
🤣🤣🤣
W@@perpetualpursuit tf5pppolllp
So glad to see you on television again! Keep speaking the truth!
Greene uses "God" like it was some kind of cleanser, as if saying "god" is going to purify her dirty mean nasty heart and soul. Chelsea Handler you're amazing. Keep exposing the hypocrites of the world. Thank you, gracias, merci........
delam. what a great metaphor, god as cleanser. So many people do that.
Your first sentence is so spot on! I have words other than dirty, mean, and nasty for her, but thanks for cleaning it up! ✌🏽
I loved her monologue. Ladies keep protesting. Keep up the awesome signs. Vote.
Unless they are protesting every day in every state voting will not work. Let's remember the Democrats have done nothing for us since we protested and made abortion legal half a century ago. Both parties don't care so how about third or fourth party ? Take away their power and give us back our rights.
Not just the ladies...they need support from everyone
So we are at a time we applaud women having multiple abortions and hating opposition? I don't really understand women saying this is their right. As a women your right is the opportunity to get pregnant and being respectful to your body. Why is it so hard to have a respectable partner, responsible use of contraceptives, and emergency action if you make the mistake of having unprotected sex (you should also be getting tested for std's if that's the case). We should be fighting for better reproductive education, healthy relationships and funding for better healthcare..not a last resort option. By the way ever look into Planned Parenthood History I for one don't want to support an organization built on racism.
@@Kay-yg2jb Grow up. What world do you live in where everything is so easy and quantifiable. Look around, read a book, listen!
@@Kay-yg2jb You are truly disconnected from the reality of what a real woman goes through. Do you even have a job (that wasn’t handed to you by daddy/cis spouse/brother/lover)? Do you DO anything besides shop for bargains and plan your next vacay? Your ignorance is disgusting and shameful.
Scary how Chelsea nailed the truth of having a separate group chat with relatives in Florida. That one hit close to home 🤣😭🤦♂
Same here.
Or, in my case, Missouri.
Don’t forget Texas
We aren’t all Neanderthals in Florida!
@@northernpunx1978 , there are a lot of liberals here, but we’re outnumbered. It’s about 60-40
This rocked! Total therapy in these times. Well done, Chelsea!
I love this woman's humor! Rock on Chelsea!!
As a Texan, I want to say our AG is a joke… and our governor…and senators…
How about we make Election Day a holiday?
What problem would these politicians have with that if they’re willing to make this atrocity (overturning roe v wade) a holiday?
I'm as sick of Gov Hot Wheels as you are.
@@JadenKaye between his freeze non-response, his “tattle on your neighbor” abortion law, and blowing $250M on a wall that will never be built… he has to go. BETO ‘22!!
it is for most unions
I suggest you move to California then
@@Catman1798 agree… No to Beto
This particular guest host couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed all this
ah yes, this is all about you
@@taahasiddiqui1071 yes. Nobody else is allowed to need this lol. I called dibs on needing this
@@taahasiddiqui1071 you tried to shame her and failed! Are you ashamed now? Idk how it works.
@@RobertaNicholson1374 Well, If murdering babies didn't do trick...
@@taahasiddiqui1071 she didn’t say it was all about herself. Does it feel good when you’re being mean?
Great monologue! Big, big fan of Chelsea.
The best thing she said was "If there were no men, there would be no abortions." This is our fault, why are we punishing women for something we cause?
Chelsea Handler doing this segment is exactly the awesomeness we all needed right now 😌😌
So desperately!
NO. The awesomeness you need is to strike. Do something and no, protests do exactly nothing. Hit them where it hurts them. They don't give a damn about media.. Their pockets are full of money made out of your tears and pain.
Right...🤣282 likes and only one comment ...
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She nailed it. All of it. Well done, Chelsea!
@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Weak response.
@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon troll
@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon x you are so funny. you really have your own show.😅😅
I LOVE Chelsea Handler. She's a force of nature and an American Treasure!
God I miss Chelsea having her own show 😩♥️
I'll be honest - I've heard of Chelsea Handler, but never listened to her before. Like many of you, I think she handled her guest hosting duties just perfectly. She had the right tone, got her point(s) across, and her monologue had a nice flow to it. And with all due respect to Jimmy, of course, it was nice to get a female's point of view....bravo, Ms. Handler!
She has a lot of experience being a show host
So True Harold, I have been wanting to cry this whole week but she made me laugh. She needs her own show again.
She's the host we needed this sad week.
But maybe Florynce Kennedy, who died years ago, is the host we deserve. She once said, "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."
@@UncleMikeNJ but the same pro abortionists claim that men CAN get pregnant.
I have been so God damn mad it was good to laugh at these assholes.
Why sad?
@@UncleMikeNJ Horrible statement.
Best person to handle this monologue
That was so very good! Well done, Writers and Chelsea.
Chelsea is fantastic!! Her monologue was on point. 😀😀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Not really she's a puppet incase you hadn't notice lol
this was utter garbage.
She was nervous, she read the monologue like the statue of a robot!! Otherwise, it was funny!
It's funny how these are released early, so I can watch this now, and still catch Colbert. Beautiful.
Same here lol! Then Seth Myers.
Seth releases @9
Just checked a few stock prices and wire hangers stocks have jumped 159%
I’m so proud of Chelsea. I’m also proud to be from the same town, and to have graduated from the same high school as her. If you know anything about Livingston, New Jersey and the culture there, it’s no small issue to have admitted to three abortions, especially in the early 90s. It’s a very small, very wealthy, conservative town.
Thanks for speaking out! We as women are so sick and tired of having our rights taken away.
Outstanding! Thank you Chelsea 🥳
Chelsea was on fire! We need more of this!
No we don’t 😂
Minority American Taliban
@@philipjoseph5099 not even that, she’s ridiculous. This ideology she’s pushing is absolutely hurting our country
Chelsea for President!!!!!
Wow, I LOVE this woman!
Fierce and fearless! I think she’s just getting started. This is what we need more of! Thank you, Chelsea ~ can’t wait for more!
Exactly!
It's not only corny and predictable but also completely inaccurate and misleading. DEMOCRACY has been restored, people get to vote on what they want fair and square. 90 percent of abortions are electable. 3000 a day! In America. Birth control is free and easy..it's called consequences for your actions and being an ADULT and not a victim
I think they have an opening soon at CNN! We need another mouth piece like you, handler!
You mean careless and thoughtless right?
@@justsayin7169 Elaborate 🤔
Great job, Chelsea Handler!!
Chelsea you are the queen. Keep up the good work.
That’s the only Jimmy Kimmel monologue I’ve actually enjoyed.
She’s such a ball-buster. Love it! 🙌🏼🤣
Breaking balls, breaking rules, and breaking news!
@dang_an1 Get used to it...;)
So happy to see Chelsea Handler on this week! Love to hear her tell it like it is.
Like it, or how you want? Love liberal tears!
@@bobbyd9319 half the country can't read above a 6th grade level.... someday you might reach that lofty goal
@@bobbyd9319 Love the fact that less young people will be affiliated with Christianity? Love the fact that religious affiliation is diminishing in the US? Love that people who claim to be Christian are embracing authoritarianism again (think 1930s Germany and Italy). I don't think you understand love at all.
@@SJ-vb3tg yes, I am in grade 4 now, so yes ! I
@@bobbyd9319 No, you're a troll. American kids don't say grade 4.
Your great Chelsea you tell the truth and make me laugh, when I should be crying, and Rudy's a whoosy!!
Chelsea! You are BRILLIANT!!! Thank you!
Chelsea Handler is on point as always!!!! Love her!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Chelsea you were on fire!!🔥
Absolutely hilarious!! 🤣
I now love this woman.
You did at great job 👏🏼. Get your own show again ✌️❤️
Thank you Chelsea! You hit it all on the "head".
Makes me really miss The Chelsea Handler Show. Miss her tell-it-like-it-is no holds bar monologues.
I think you meant Chelsea Lately.
I remember watching it back in like 07 with my then GF and now ex wife 😆😖
@@nateanderson1255 Welp she had The Chelsea Handler Show, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea, Chelsea Does, and After Lately... But thanks for telling me what I meant...
Absolutely brilliant!! Thanks Chelsea 👍🏻
Wow...Monolog was Brilliantly Funny and spot on 🧡
I forgot how much I love this woman's bluntness. She has always said it how it is.
You mean she always shares her unsolicited opinion. Stay in your bubble, my friend.
@@Nicholas-ze5vv lol y'all literally wrapped in a religious federalist bubble. Keep drinking the kool aid. Hope this affects pro life women, the lesser the better.
What a piece of work. For the seventh circle down below
Then why doesn't she teach the Creator's truth? Exodus 20:13, Rev. 21:8 🔥
@@Nicholas-ze5vv Oh, you mean like how you and countless other men keep sharing and forcing your unsolicited opinions onto women?
I don't think males realize that they're going to have to pay child support unless they want to stay with the mothers.
A vasectomy is very affordable.
No abortions. So ban Viagra too!
Any male who supports this should be totally castrated!!!
It's also considered birth control and therefore, won't be legal much longer.
And the hits just keep on coming
Sublime, Handler.
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Spain this decision is truly difficult to understand. We have to deal every day with the stupidity of the right wing, but we are deeply sure that we won't let this happen. Bravo for all of you who have stood up to say NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have never liked Chelsea’s style but she was on fire tonight. Between her, the Kimmel writers, and the energy in the room, she’s got MY vote!
This whole thing was Chelsea style you must’ve never watched her
The thing Is Chelsea doesn't slow down like for example Colbert to let the joke sink in.
Basically her comedy Is more aggressive and works for real Bullshit.
Making fun of Will Smith punching wouldn't really work this way.
Only sensitive ppl didn’t like Chelsea’s style.
@@robertocorti9845 You’ve noticed that about Stephen Colbert, too. I record his show and I spend almost 5 minutes FF’ing through the opening applause, his bowing and gesturing and eating it up, THEN I watch!
I love this woman, and everything she said oh so true
Unfortunately
Men are regulated, because if you get a woman pregnant you're forced to pay child support and what about the man's body working for next 18 years to support a child that he probably didn't want does he get a choice to say what he does with his body? And who fights for the unborn childs rights?.
Excellent! More Chelsea! You need your own late-night show! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
All of a sudden all these people can define " What is a woman?"
Chelsea, what a home run, girl. I can’t tell you which gag was funniest. You had me laughing - and crying.
I cant tell which gag was funny. Actually I can't tell what the gag was meant to be
@@meab12 then go home... and back to 1951 ;) The gag could be the last one, the one with new rules for men :D
@@sergeikorolevGZ buddy, I have no idea what you're trying to say
@@meab12 man, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "i don't understand"... how do you even got to the comments section? lol
@@meab12 Don’t worry. It was cringe to me too. Lol
Great opening ! Boy I truly miss you on the tube. Chelsea you're on top of your game . Have a great week 💌👏👏👏👏👏👏 Yes you're simply looking "Fabulous" ! 😘
I would love to watch The Chelsea Handler Show
You are spot on
Chelsea is great... Love the I don't give a F**" attitude
Great monologue Chelsea. 😂
I'll be watching you all week.
I cried when Chelsea lately went off the air. The Netflix show was okay, but I would really love to see her come back to late night
Yeah it's hard to raise unwanted children to be a person with good quality.
Omg, Chelsea the most perfect host this week. Love her, and she's perfect right now.
Listening to her is the perfect cherry on top of the cake, after the awesome victory from last week.
How many time she aborted
Absolutely correct. Everything she said. I was already a fan but now I'm even more loving my Chels.
She’s reading what people wrote for her to read…
@@johnnyc0811 lol yea
@@johnnyc0811 and?
@@johnnyc0811You think a comedian who writes her own material didn’t colab with the show writers? 🙄
Oh! Those signs were fantastic!
Great writing and Chelsea delivered the jokes to perfection. I love, love, love this woman!