This Girl Thinks Shes Pregnant With Baby Jesus
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- Dr Phil meets Girl Who Thinks Shes Pregnant With Baby Jesus...
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"She's not pregnant, she's literally full of shit." I love Lazarbeam
Me too
So funny
Saw this as he said that
She is not preg But She Literally IS FULL OF SHIT
YE MRJAY
If the girl is pregnant with Jesus
And Eminem is her father
Then Eminem is *Rap God*
Lord Flame that’s actually so clever
Lord Flame you fuckin bloody legend! :D
You got that joke for PewDiePie, I watch his vid...
Michael Harding maybe he just thought of the same thing
Lord Flame “You can call me Rap Dad”
“So Eminem is the grandfather of Jesus” 😂 this got me
Taking Rap God to a whole new level at this point
Gordan ramsey is more warm hearted with people on kitchen nightmares than dr phil is with his clients
Dr.Phil has a PHD in roasting people
Thanks for all the subs
I mean likes
@@andersonsmith4179 lolll
Colton Callaway yes, yes he does
L
I think I’m pregnant with fortnite. 😂
The_magical Gamer same
I agree
epic games is giving birth to season 4 who is Jesus you know
pubgs the father
Abort it
The fact that lazarbeam kept this calm with all these idiots is just amazing
He has more experience then anyone else
Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
1. Believe that God sent His Son
(Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
I'm Praying for you and you are loved
(Romans 10:9-13)))
"he's no Dr phill at all, he's just phill!"
- lazarbeam 2018
"Yeah guys I'm actually pregnant"
"Yeah it's.. it's satan"
LMFAO 😂😂😂
I literally heard Lazarbeam said that as I read your comment
She felled with **** haha
I just heard lannan say that
This how it feel when I’m gonna take a big crap
K
Petition to bring back "learning with lazarbeam"
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Indeed
@Nasiar Niblack it was brought back
Yes
Yes
This is the best era of LazarBeam.
During the ultra sound Lanan let out the most pettiest “oH mY gOd” known to man.
2017 Lazar: *makes fun of guy with tattoos*
2019 Lazar: *YEET* *Code Lazar*
Fav comment
I was gonna do that same comment
Lol but this is 2018
HNLB_Baller HNLB Clan uh yea but this guy has sexy vegon tattooed on his forehead
Brayden Nason just like how he’s a vegan in his new Minecraft series 👀
Dr Phil doesn’t need no oven, no stove, no microwave, no firepit, no grill, and can roast anything like he’s the real deal
Its coz he uses the stove🤣
epicfishy12 your right I must also include he don’t use that
@@newchinarestmn he uses a firepit then🤣
epicfishy12 why do you ruin the comment
@@newchinarestmn It was funny
Man took furry to a whole new level 😳
True it weird as hell his dad didn’t play catch
Bro he even barked 😭😭
Remember. If they want to act like animals then we can hunt them. Chinese noodles anyone?
He is not a furry but a person with a mental.illness
@@bradyblue5269 🤓
I spat when the doc said "you have no baby" and " she's full of shit" 😂😂
I love hearing him just say "hes no docter at all hes just phill"
Dr Phil I'm talking about
Doctor not ter
Phil
Imagine if a RUclips channel just named Phil saw this comment and just said "well I beg to differ"
He isnt a doctor tho
“And I’m the son of... Morgan Freeman”
-lazarbeam 2018
2018
Oh yeah
And I'm the son of Trump (i actually kinda look like him)
I can smell you
oh fuck fuck fuck
5yrs ago
Him: “i identify as a dog”
Everyone: “ur just crazy”
Now
Him: “i identity as a dog”
Everyone: “ok we accept you”
Too true 😢
Who said we support them?😂
As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, go away
@@ducksaregood788og at least I can spell university
You gotta be just as insane as this man if anyone thinks behaving like a dog the way he does is normal and acceptable. What kind of madman eats not only dog food in a dog bowl, but goes the unneccesary extra mile of doing it on the floor too. Like I know furries and LGBTQ are things, but this man behaves like he’s an inbred of the two which is just cursed as hell
0:15 in the backround, R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II
i was looking for ur comment lol
Me here in quarantine this randomly came into my recommended
Me here dying of cancer
Same🤣🤣🤣
Same lol
Same
Same
At 5:00 I honestly thought that man was a 50 year old woman
DaBeastGamer 9001 sane and love your profile picture
I sub to you
Tyler Maddox thx bro
Go pac go
Same
He is philthy with it 😂
I will put this on in class and just tell the teacher that it’s educational
Women: “I’m pregnant with baby Jesus”
Mary: “hold my baby”
Kermit is Da best lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Banana_gamer Banana i did More then you
@@mustkibo7078 How long did that taks u
I thought the dog man was a woman
thevideo gamerpro same
WAIT A SEC! the dog is a MAN!
Same!!!!
FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS WHO DOG MAN IS
Me to
This video is amazing, I’ve seen it like 15 times and it still makes me laugh every time
If this was her FIRST ultrasound, then how DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S "PREGNANT"?!?! And when it's proven that she's not, she is like "I aM pReGnANt!"
Doctor: “There is no baby. Theres just one big fat turd!”
Awwwww SSHITtttttttttttt😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
RA McCartyjr that was FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
@@DragonSlayer-oq1dg here we go again
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RA McCartyjr there’s no baby, it’s just a ball of shit.
So the dog dude is basically a low budget furry
renagade_for_life 5525 oh god come on man furries aren’t THAT bad.
Um no. Furries aren't that crazy. He literally thinks he's a dog. Furries just dress up for fun and don't claim to be animals.
Exactly I'm not crazy, I'm no more crazy than a mascot who loves their job. We do have lives outside it though.
You're still gay as fuck though, unsubscribe from LazarBeam and leave please
You realize LazarBeam doesn't like homophobes right?
He’s just Phil gets me every time
Old Lazarbeam videos are just too funny 😂😂😂
48 year old man: I’m a dog
Dr.phil: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
Enchanted Dodee whole*
Bruh what
what career
Still the least weird guy to ever go on dr Phil
"There is no baby" Man I love doctors sometimes
[2SCR] PVT. Chubby I agree
[2SCR] PVT. Chubby
She gotta baby.
A shit baby
@@middleschoollife6821 ITS A SHT BABY :D
@@Rui_Kamishiro143 She's literally full of shit
2:26 he just wanted to flex his abs
loool
2023, and I still love this manz💀Laser keep doing what you are mate
“Dr Phil, youtubes biggest, most savage roaster”
*gordon ramsey and jefree star would like to speak with you*
Oof
Chase 1
Ah yes
Imagine after 2 years she says "It's coming out pretty soon"
BackwardsGuy have baby Jesus child takes time😂
DRAGON_SLAYER it takes 8 months for a baby to be born
Drakie Makie no it takes 9 months
Drakie Makie and either way i was joking
DRAGON_SLAYER OK lol
Phil: You bark at people right?
Gary: i bark "rrrrufffff"
Lazar: Slowing dies inside but giggles
The dog person is socially acceptable now 💀
Girl: I’m pregnant with Jesus
Yeah and I’m pregnant with Michael Jackson
Lol
Awww sssdshhhhittt
Lollllll
Lol
Well then I'm pregnant with (Halloweens) Michael Myers
Anyone think his accent makes this video 2x funnier?!?! 😂😂😂
Nicole Mathis yeah I guess your right.
No just yes.
What accent??
Bayley Jade he has an Aussie accent
Nicole Mathis yes lol
Remember when thinking you're a dog wasn't a normal thing
"You guys,you guys im actualy pregnant, its Satan" got me on the floor😂😂😂
Dr Phil is the Gordon Ramsey of therapy
dr.ramsey
@@creeperperson9019 chef phil
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrret
Facts
The vegan dude for real Fortnite emoted on his mother 9:50
“He’s a giant shredded paper dog”
Lazarbeam, 2019
I thought it was a girl
Lol he didn't say it in 2019 he said it in 2018
Holy sh*t yeh sorry my bad lol
ScionZ Same😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣
HES A BOY
Damn I thought he was a girl😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“ let’s see your talent “
Literally moonwalking incessantly
I remember seeing this 5 years old we miss you old Lazerbeam
Me: I'm pregnant with my college degree
Ultrasound: You're not pregnant, you're just constipated
Me: welp
ømgshutuplucy lol
wait did she say she was nine months pregnant but then said its my first ultrasound...... bruh
Katelyn Hazel ikr, she is so dumb
Yep she just wants Attention
@@alexiswilks agree.
Yea totally reassuring... hmmmm...
I am now pregnant with minecraft oh wait NOBODY CARES
omfg lmao so true
I watched this video three years ago but I came back to watch it again
When I feel down about myself, I just come here and for some reason, I felt much better about myself.
Lazarbeam created sarcasm. “Yeah, and I’m the son of... Morgan freeman”
Your still watching this video, YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!
@@hytro-_-9792 lol
When I read this comment lazar just said it
@@hytro-_-9792 ty
I’m pregnant, with lazarbeams sanity XD
Siera Lily what sanity?
so thats where its been all these years
It died early on
Lies, That dosn't exist
MISSION 101 exactly
Keep on making bangers like these Lannan!
He probably wont see your comment Steven!
We need more of these videos on the lazarbeam channel
Lol the intro learning with laserbeam
Ikr
*lazarbeam
The girl when she found out she wasn’t pregnant was probably going through the first of the five stages of grief, denial.
"there's not Dr Phil at all *dramatic pause* he's just Phil !!!!!!!!" lazarbeam, 2018
Lannan needs to make this a series
Me: what’s the biggest “bruh” moment in history?
This video: exists
Me: oh nevermind
BRUHHHH
oh fuck
Bruhhhhhh
Oooohhh
When The dog man “barked” it sounded like Microsoft was going ErrOR 6:58
🤣😂😹
Yeppppop
cosmeticX you gay
Im Chris how on planet Earth dose it make him gay
We need to bring this series back
thanks for all the amazing content lannan
"my baby punched and kick the bottom of my stomach" that baby trying to get away from you lady.
that is the best comment i have read
Facts
1 year later and the only thing she gave birth to was 10 lb bucket of Kentucky fried chicken
Colonel Sanders approves of this message
so smart ;)
RIP
That's gotta hurt the ass crack
Omg that lol
Mike Hunt colonel*
I love watching Lazarbeam in the middle of the night
You know the world is screwed when the dog person is considered normal now
The "sexy vegen" looks like a cheap version of Ninja.
hah 😂
Actually though
michael gallagher Um... I’d say that the original comment is VERY obviously a joke. You trying to start something with a joke comment is stupid. If that’s all you have to say, then get your toxicity off the channel.
U mean virgin
Plane Painter100 nah men a cheap version of six nine
0:51 lmfao lazar beam wearing the pencil outfit
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Give this person a trophy or something 👏🏻
Lmfao
Lick my Fucking Ass off
*ha*
Oh wow who would have seen it
Wish he would react to more of these there awesome
The second one was honestly the best. The whole time I was thinking, “Holy crap, furries are taking over.”
Are we just gonna forget how Lazarbeam kidnapped the queen of England 🤣🤣
Thank you so much for the likes
I’ve never had this much before XD XD
You spelled “lazarBeam” wrong
Oh yeah sorry
michael greens no it’s right
Thanos, the person edited the comment to the correct version
Yeah were just gonna forget all that and say it was our imaginations messing with us
1 years later
Lazarbeam's house Australia.
FBI open up
Lazarbeam:oh shit hide the queen
*MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS DR PHIL*
SP1TFYRE 888 You mean 'Phil'? *Just* Phil? He's no damn doctor
SP1TFYRE 888 mine is Trevor Noah
Mine is lazerbeam
How you make yt comments bold?
Thelolguy12346 put asterisks on either side like this: * hi *
"Im pregnant with baby jesus"
Mary: "I swear to god these girls be trippin' dog"
The girl after she didn't give birth and realized she was just getting fat is something I would have liked to see
@@yacinemohand8661 bro she was literally and physically full of shit LMAO
@@Nyxro2 she must have felt real dumb when she realized the truth and took a fat shit and saw her belly go back to normal
Dr. Phill uses logic SUPER EFFECTIVE
Her. I think I’m pregnant with Jesus
Me. ... kicks stomach nope not anymore
Dahm... That's dark
I know I sub to you goat ninja
Fooking same
O_O
Bruh, u just kicked about 2636263636373737373737474746289293020374636929282648484747474747472992.38387373828282,838383838.3838383747.383738383 Turds...
Lazarbeam may seem crazy but at the end of the day he is nicer than most of us
Straight facts my guy
Yes
True do
True that
That's right
Dude Lazar and dr.Phil can make the perfect youtube channel
its been 4 years since this was uploaded, and yet hes still awsome
Yes
“You’re 48, you’re a virgin”
* *sweats in asexual* *
He Can Change it
m
Lonely forver lol
What dose asexual mean ?
@@RandomStuff-yu1ke m
Plot twist: it’s just the McDonald’s
Very true
Sphinx Plays the father IS aMcDonalds i knew it i bloody knew it!!!!
or tacobell
The one she had for lunch
More Dr.Phil plz
"and dog food doesn't cost that much" I- I was- wow.
Her: I think im pregnant.
Me:I know the dad
Her:who is it ?
Me:KFC,McDonald,subway,in n out.
Its actually pretty easy to tell if someone's pregnant or fat
Guido Mista yeah
@@breadlord2855 I am interested, I asked 2 girls if they were pregnant last month and I was half wrong.
@@Ghostbeardoesxtc pregnant women have a smooth dome as a gut, fat ones look like their belly button is sucking the fat in
And Chipotle!
THERE IS NO WHAT IF
I am pregnant
And it is Jesus
Are you making fun of Christians or making fun of that girl
WHAT IF ITS SATAN Hmmmmmmm
N0 the girl
The snack that smiles back Ballsack
When the Paper dog come out lazarbeam stole the words right out of my mouth 🤣🤣🤣
7:00
Dr. Phil: do you bark at people
Dogman: yes I do, woof
Me: we have no faith in humanity
*eeirrrrrRRUH!*
Everyday we stray further from god
He’s probably just a furry
Do you think, god stays in heaven because he fears what he has created
SPEEEEEEEEEED
Someone:*has weird addiction*
Dr phil: tis roasting time
Do you have an addiction to get roasted
Aha
Aha
Aha
Sooo funny
Learning with lazarbeam is the best education show
Laserbeam, see behind you...Pay Respects, R.I.P
Also keep going!
4:23 this man is taking being a furry to a new level.
He's a crumply!
Bruh I'm a furry and I laughed historically at this
as a furry, even i cringed at that guy, he is on a whole new level
@@medrash8862 same, i was cringing so much
Even furries, my enemy... Is cringing so hard and i agree with them
“Eminem is my father”
Yeah and I played Minecraft with Luke skywalker
eminem is no match with star wars
@@JustaPerson332 correct
Pog
I played Minecraft as Luke sky walker using the Star Wars Minecraft packs
The character in you profile picture I actually have that skin pack
People in 2024👇
😊
Hello hello
Hi
Why is it so entertaining when lazar swears
3:37
“She’s literally full of s***”
I love the way u said that LazarBeam!!
🤣🤣🤣
Why don’t you say shit?
Nah
The dog person is just using that to be a furry
You mean shit
aswdfzxcvbhgtyyn Sigurjons yeah
"Eminem is the grandfather to Jesus" 😂 your not wrong
magicstorms x you’re*
*Rap God*
You’re*
That means he’s god’s dad lol
magicstorms x yo cool banner icon . Where u get it
Plssss make more of this