This Girl Thinks Shes Pregnant With Baby Jesus

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @sudo3037
    @sudo3037 4 года назад +2518

    "She's not pregnant, she's literally full of shit." I love Lazarbeam

  • @coltoncallaway2021
    @coltoncallaway2021 6 лет назад +1625

    Dr.Phil has a PHD in roasting people

  • @savagedonkey4245
    @savagedonkey4245 4 года назад +419

    Petition to bring back "learning with lazarbeam"

  • @troibeach
    @troibeach 2 года назад +157

    Gordan ramsey is more warm hearted with people on kitchen nightmares than dr phil is with his clients

    • @EzraCansler
      @EzraCansler Месяц назад

      Jesus loves you! He died on the cross for you. Please don’t take chances with your soul.
      Romans 10:9 KJV

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 6 лет назад +15132

    If the girl is pregnant with Jesus
    And Eminem is her father
    Then Eminem is *Rap God*

    • @tammyhartnagel5961
      @tammyhartnagel5961 6 лет назад +368

      Lord Flame that’s actually so clever

    • @stedfrabler8178
      @stedfrabler8178 6 лет назад +257

      Lord Flame you fuckin bloody legend! :D

    • @the_aquaknight6518
      @the_aquaknight6518 6 лет назад +122

      You got that joke for PewDiePie, I watch his vid...

    • @slbellan
      @slbellan 6 лет назад +44

      Michael Harding maybe he just thought of the same thing

    • @kadenanderson5469
      @kadenanderson5469 6 лет назад +40

      Lord Flame “You can call me Rap Dad”

  • @charliehale4761
    @charliehale4761 5 лет назад +907

    2017 Lazar: *makes fun of guy with tattoos*
    2019 Lazar: *YEET* *Code Lazar*

    • @davidcook5517
      @davidcook5517 5 лет назад +5

      Fav comment

    • @kaifromcl4442
      @kaifromcl4442 5 лет назад +4

      I was gonna do that same comment

    • @dukeknight4207
      @dukeknight4207 5 лет назад +6

      Lol but this is 2018

    • @cth1011
      @cth1011 5 лет назад +5

      HNLB_Baller HNLB Clan uh yea but this guy has sexy vegon tattooed on his forehead

    • @charliehale4761
      @charliehale4761 5 лет назад +3

      Brayden Nason just like how he’s a vegan in his new Minecraft series 👀

  • @lucy2901
    @lucy2901 6 лет назад +182

    Me: I'm pregnant with my college degree
    Ultrasound: You're not pregnant, you're just constipated
    Me: welp

  • @casidy8194
    @casidy8194 2 года назад +195

    The fact that lazarbeam kept this calm with all these idiots is just amazing

    • @Scout_Lander
      @Scout_Lander 2 года назад +5

      He has more experience then anyone else

    • @Mr.Lightshine
      @Mr.Lightshine Год назад +2

      Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
      And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
      1. Believe that God sent His Son
      (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
      2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
      3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
      4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
      I'm Praying for you and you are loved
      (Romans 10:9-13)))

  • @r.mccarty08
    @r.mccarty08 4 года назад +859

    Doctor: “There is no baby. Theres just one big fat turd!”

    • @DragonSlayer-oq1dg
      @DragonSlayer-oq1dg 4 года назад +16

      Awwwww SSHITtttttttttttt😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @DragonSlayer-oq1dg
      @DragonSlayer-oq1dg 4 года назад +13

      RA McCartyjr that was FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @alybasem7152
      @alybasem7152 4 года назад +6

      @@DragonSlayer-oq1dg here we go again

    • @dancam8161
      @dancam8161 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abhhhhahakajiajaisnwns
      @abhhhhahakajiajaisnwns 4 года назад +7

      RA McCartyjr there’s no baby, it’s just a ball of shit.

  • @crispykrabs553
    @crispykrabs553 6 лет назад +15827

    I think I’m pregnant with fortnite. 😂

  • @kyuusama6350
    @kyuusama6350 4 года назад +2615

    "Yeah guys I'm actually pregnant"
    "Yeah it's.. it's satan"
    LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @jodeanat5071
      @jodeanat5071 4 года назад +32

      I literally heard Lazarbeam said that as I read your comment

    • @inkdemon2021
      @inkdemon2021 4 года назад +6

      She felled with **** haha

    • @Cactus2013
      @Cactus2013 4 года назад +4

      I just heard lannan say that

    • @TakenRaven
      @TakenRaven 4 года назад +10

      This how it feel when I’m gonna take a big crap

    • @LBtheories
      @LBtheories 4 года назад +2

      K

  • @Jaydenthecyberman
    @Jaydenthecyberman 11 месяцев назад +28

    "he's no Dr phill at all, he's just phill!"
    - lazarbeam 2018

  • @defective123
    @defective123 6 лет назад +5927

    I thought the dog man was a woman

  • @lobcity1013
    @lobcity1013 4 года назад +754

    I love hearing him just say "hes no docter at all hes just phill"

  • @cnd4071
    @cnd4071 2 года назад +254

    “So Eminem is the grandfather of Jesus” 😂 this got me

    • @Rogue_Sniper
      @Rogue_Sniper Год назад +15

      Taking Rap God to a whole new level at this point

    • @smleditsreal
      @smleditsreal 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Rogue_Snipersmart af

    • @Goatedgames69420
      @Goatedgames69420 4 месяца назад +1

      Fr

    • @EzraCansler
      @EzraCansler Месяц назад +1

      Jesus loves you! He died on the cross for you. Please don’t take chances with your soul.
      Romans 10:9 KJV

    • @laithhz
      @laithhz 29 дней назад +1

      @@EzraCansler no he didn’t die

  • @lukestone5681
    @lukestone5681 2 года назад +10

    During the ultra sound Lanan let out the most pettiest “oH mY gOd” known to man.

  • @johnnysins4940
    @johnnysins4940 4 года назад +1503

    Me here in quarantine this randomly came into my recommended

  • @brofed5305
    @brofed5305 5 лет назад +205

    48 year old man: I’m a dog
    Dr.phil: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

  • @youlooklikeasnack1337
    @youlooklikeasnack1337 5 лет назад +930

    Women: “I’m pregnant with baby Jesus”
    Mary: “hold my baby”

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 5 лет назад +1

      Kermit is Da best lol

    • @isalop7211
      @isalop7211 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @BananaMike07
      @BananaMike07 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mustkibo7078
      @mustkibo7078 5 лет назад +2

      Banana_gamer Banana i did More then you

    • @Ruby-no8ux
      @Ruby-no8ux 5 лет назад +6

      @@mustkibo7078 How long did that taks u

  • @Potatochipsanddip
    @Potatochipsanddip Год назад +95

    5yrs ago
    Him: “i identify as a dog”
    Everyone: “ur just crazy”
    Now
    Him: “i identity as a dog”
    Everyone: “ok we accept you”

    • @Kind_of_Human
      @Kind_of_Human Год назад +7

      Too true 😢

    • @Icyistoocool
      @Icyistoocool Год назад +4

      Who said we support them?😂

    • @aguyonyoutube4014
      @aguyonyoutube4014 Год назад

      As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, go away

    • @aguyonyoutube4014
      @aguyonyoutube4014 Год назад +2

      @@ducksaregood788og at least I can spell university

    • @purgeblue
      @purgeblue Год назад

      You gotta be just as insane as this man if anyone thinks behaving like a dog the way he does is normal and acceptable. What kind of madman eats not only dog food in a dog bowl, but goes the unneccesary extra mile of doing it on the floor too. Like I know furries and LGBTQ are things, but this man behaves like he’s an inbred of the two which is just cursed as hell

  • @newchinarestmn
    @newchinarestmn 4 года назад +1435

    Dr Phil doesn’t need no oven, no stove, no microwave, no firepit, no grill, and can roast anything like he’s the real deal

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 года назад +9

      Its coz he uses the stove🤣

    • @newchinarestmn
      @newchinarestmn 4 года назад +3

      epicfishy12 your right I must also include he don’t use that

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 года назад +4

      @@newchinarestmn he uses a firepit then🤣

    • @newchinarestmn
      @newchinarestmn 4 года назад +5

      epicfishy12 why do you ruin the comment

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 года назад +2

      @@newchinarestmn It was funny

  • @bathtubinvader
    @bathtubinvader 5 лет назад +399

    Me: what’s the biggest “bruh” moment in history?
    This video: exists
    Me: oh nevermind

  • @vaclavruzicka2076
    @vaclavruzicka2076 6 лет назад +414

    At 5:00 I honestly thought that man was a 50 year old woman

  • @Jrush2000
    @Jrush2000 Год назад +16

    This is the best era of LazarBeam.

  • @emmalocher23
    @emmalocher23 4 года назад +115

    “Dr Phil, youtubes biggest, most savage roaster”
    *gordon ramsey and jefree star would like to speak with you*

  • @ipapachubbs8609
    @ipapachubbs8609 6 лет назад +388

    "There is no baby" Man I love doctors sometimes

  • @shelbyyoutube6281
    @shelbyyoutube6281 6 лет назад +70

    The girl when she found out she wasn’t pregnant was probably going through the first of the five stages of grief, denial.

  • @someginger
    @someginger 2 года назад +71

    Man took furry to a whole new level 😳

    • @lauralfoster7849
      @lauralfoster7849 2 года назад +2

      True it weird as hell his dad didn’t play catch

    • @azqrah
      @azqrah 2 года назад +1

      Bro he even barked 😭😭

    • @bradyblue5269
      @bradyblue5269 2 года назад

      Remember. If they want to act like animals then we can hunt them. Chinese noodles anyone?

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 2 года назад

      He is not a furry but a person with a mental.illness

    • @javahahdias
      @javahahdias 2 года назад

      @@bradyblue5269 🤓

  • @monke1734
    @monke1734 6 лет назад +1774

    I’m pregnant, with lazarbeams sanity XD

  • @nicolemathis2720
    @nicolemathis2720 6 лет назад +740

    Anyone think his accent makes this video 2x funnier?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @jestinaaikens3567
    @jestinaaikens3567 4 года назад +88

    "my baby punched and kick the bottom of my stomach" that baby trying to get away from you lady.

  • @ForkAndKnightChess
    @ForkAndKnightChess 2 года назад +14

    He is philthy with it 😂

  • @sprinklesdonut5257
    @sprinklesdonut5257 5 лет назад +536

    Dr Phil is the Gordon Ramsey of therapy

  • @llcrispy7319
    @llcrispy7319 6 лет назад +164

    So the dog dude is basically a low budget furry

    • @babywasp4805
      @babywasp4805 6 лет назад +4

      renagade_for_life 5525 oh god come on man furries aren’t THAT bad.

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 6 лет назад +5

      Um no. Furries aren't that crazy. He literally thinks he's a dog. Furries just dress up for fun and don't claim to be animals.

    • @tastelesswhiskey3
      @tastelesswhiskey3 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly I'm not crazy, I'm no more crazy than a mascot who loves their job. We do have lives outside it though.

    • @summerngeorge
      @summerngeorge 6 лет назад

      You're still gay as fuck though, unsubscribe from LazarBeam and leave please

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 6 лет назад +3

      You realize LazarBeam doesn't like homophobes right?

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 4 года назад +155

    Lazarbeam created sarcasm. “Yeah, and I’m the son of... Morgan freeman”

    • @hytro-_-9792
      @hytro-_-9792 4 года назад +3

      Your still watching this video, YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!

    • @jayasrani
      @jayasrani 4 года назад

      @@hytro-_-9792 lol

    • @vibin_boii.mp4601
      @vibin_boii.mp4601 3 года назад

      When I read this comment lazar just said it

    • @Edward-ho2bm
      @Edward-ho2bm 3 года назад

      @@hytro-_-9792 ty

  • @laggnlog7919
    @laggnlog7919 2 года назад +30

    I spat when the doc said "you have no baby" and " she's full of shit" 😂😂

  • @raxx2163
    @raxx2163 6 лет назад +145

    Imagine after 2 years she says "It's coming out pretty soon"

  • @dabfootdab3151
    @dabfootdab3151 4 года назад +259

    Someone:*has weird addiction*
    Dr phil: tis roasting time

  • @Michelle-lr3ph
    @Michelle-lr3ph 4 года назад +561

    Girl: I’m pregnant with Jesus
    Yeah and I’m pregnant with Michael Jackson

  • @sarahreid1848
    @sarahreid1848 Год назад +1

    Dr. Phil is so good at roasting he says hi and cooks anything in a 400-mile radius

  • @katehazel63
    @katehazel63 6 лет назад +403

    wait did she say she was nine months pregnant but then said its my first ultrasound...... bruh

    • @bennyaus71
      @bennyaus71 6 лет назад +8

      Katelyn Hazel ikr, she is so dumb

    • @alexiswilks
      @alexiswilks 6 лет назад +3

      Yep she just wants Attention

    • @hsksjdisis
      @hsksjdisis 6 лет назад +1

      @@alexiswilks agree.

    • @rollerskate9315
      @rollerskate9315 6 лет назад +2

      Yea totally reassuring... hmmmm...
      I am now pregnant with minecraft oh wait NOBODY CARES

    • @nureiii
      @nureiii 6 лет назад

      omfg lmao so true

  • @Lopz2L
    @Lopz2L 5 лет назад +279

    Her: I think im pregnant.
    Me:I know the dad
    Her:who is it ?
    Me:KFC,McDonald,subway,in n out.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 5 лет назад +6

      Its actually pretty easy to tell if someone's pregnant or fat

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 5 лет назад +2

      Guido Mista yeah

    • @Ghostbeardoesxtc
      @Ghostbeardoesxtc 5 лет назад +2

      @@breadlord2855 I am interested, I asked 2 girls if they were pregnant last month and I was half wrong.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ghostbeardoesxtc pregnant women have a smooth dome as a gut, fat ones look like their belly button is sucking the fat in

    • @luidace3236
      @luidace3236 5 лет назад

      And Chipotle!

  • @kristianbbc
    @kristianbbc 5 лет назад +463

    “He’s a giant shredded paper dog”
    Lazarbeam, 2019
    I thought it was a girl

    • @whatzyerface
      @whatzyerface 5 лет назад +3

      Lol he didn't say it in 2019 he said it in 2018

    • @kristianbbc
      @kristianbbc 5 лет назад +4

      Holy sh*t yeh sorry my bad lol

    • @kryos-5
      @kryos-5 5 лет назад +3

      ScionZ Same😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣

    • @i.i.i991
      @i.i.i991 5 лет назад +3

      HES A BOY

    • @i.i.i991
      @i.i.i991 5 лет назад +4

      Damn I thought he was a girl😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @carterskindle7086
    @carterskindle7086 2 года назад +5

    Old Lazarbeam videos are just too funny 😂😂😂

  • @ninjabrine2.066
    @ninjabrine2.066 4 года назад +1085

    Lazarbeam may seem crazy but at the end of the day he is nicer than most of us

  • @yeamagicc
    @yeamagicc 5 лет назад +224

    "Eminem is the grandfather to Jesus" 😂 your not wrong

  • @josharmstrong2249
    @josharmstrong2249 5 лет назад +681

    1 year later and the only thing she gave birth to was 10 lb bucket of Kentucky fried chicken
    Colonel Sanders approves of this message

  • @tintisaj2480
    @tintisaj2480 Год назад +3

    "You guys,you guys im actualy pregnant, its Satan" got me on the floor😂😂😂

  • @gobln5284
    @gobln5284 4 года назад +2869

    i edited this

  • @cruzerplayz8246
    @cruzerplayz8246 6 лет назад +203

    I thought that was a girl.

  • @gemmaaaxx
    @gemmaaaxx 4 года назад +288

    “You’re 48, you’re a virgin”
    * *sweats in asexual* *

  • @alexbiwave
    @alexbiwave 2 года назад +22

    0:15 in the backround, R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II

    • @gagaelgago
      @gagaelgago 2 года назад +4

      i was looking for ur comment lol

  • @loliking144
    @loliking144 4 года назад +138

    7:00
    Dr. Phil: do you bark at people
    Dogman: yes I do, woof
    Me: we have no faith in humanity

    • @JeroldBoy0407
      @JeroldBoy0407 4 года назад +2

      *eeirrrrrRRUH!*

    • @jotarokujo1646
      @jotarokujo1646 4 года назад +5

      Everyday we stray further from god

    • @mawsnpawzz7801
      @mawsnpawzz7801 4 года назад

      He’s probably just a furry

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 3 года назад +1

      Do you think, god stays in heaven because he fears what he has created

    • @1nfinit3
      @1nfinit3 2 года назад

      SPEEEEEEEEEED

  • @sc0pe-15btw
    @sc0pe-15btw 5 лет назад +663

    Are we just gonna forget how Lazarbeam kidnapped the queen of England 🤣🤣
    Thank you so much for the likes
    I’ve never had this much before XD XD

    • @chipchip3
      @chipchip3 5 лет назад +1

      You spelled “lazarBeam” wrong

    • @sc0pe-15btw
      @sc0pe-15btw 5 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah sorry

    • @mahmoud6133
      @mahmoud6133 5 лет назад

      michael greens no it’s right

    • @chipchip3
      @chipchip3 5 лет назад +1

      Thanos, the person edited the comment to the correct version

    • @haydentgw460
      @haydentgw460 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah were just gonna forget all that and say it was our imaginations messing with us
      1 years later
      Lazarbeam's house Australia.
      FBI open up
      Lazarbeam:oh shit hide the queen

  • @PlanePainter
    @PlanePainter 5 лет назад +485

    The "sexy vegen" looks like a cheap version of Ninja.

    • @massivewimp993
      @massivewimp993 5 лет назад +4

      hah 😂

    • @Thread4Gaming
      @Thread4Gaming 5 лет назад +5

      Actually though

    • @turterrian4501
      @turterrian4501 5 лет назад +5

      michael gallagher Um... I’d say that the original comment is VERY obviously a joke. You trying to start something with a joke comment is stupid. If that’s all you have to say, then get your toxicity off the channel.

    • @dayeetersavitar3442
      @dayeetersavitar3442 5 лет назад +1

      U mean virgin

    • @Doughboy-sh8tu
      @Doughboy-sh8tu 5 лет назад +2

      Plane Painter100 nah men a cheap version of six nine

  • @JustAÑ0řmäļGod
    @JustAÑ0řmäļGod Год назад +3

    “ let’s see your talent “
    Literally moonwalking incessantly

  • @Dinglehopper.
    @Dinglehopper. 3 года назад +75

    “Im pregnant with Jesus”
    Yeah sure and my step dad is a chihuahua.

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 3 года назад +5

      Plot twist: your step dad is the furry in the second video

    • @Prettyprincess-4
      @Prettyprincess-4 2 года назад +2

      @@thedeskman08 plot twisting the plot twist: I'm the furry

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 2 года назад +1

      @@Prettyprincess-4 plot plot plot twist: ur mom

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад

      Bruh I'm Moses, I'm pregnant with stone slabs of the ten commandments

  • @kevvdogg1331
    @kevvdogg1331 4 года назад +191

    3:37
    “She’s literally full of s***”
    I love the way u said that LazarBeam!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sphinxplays3789
    @sphinxplays3789 6 лет назад +178

    Plot twist: it’s just the McDonald’s

  • @aplaster394
    @aplaster394 2 года назад +10

    If this was her FIRST ultrasound, then how DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S "PREGNANT"?!?! And when it's proven that she's not, she is like "I aM pReGnANt!"

  • @sovietjaykid6824
    @sovietjaykid6824 6 лет назад +132

    Her. I think I’m pregnant with Jesus
    Me. ... kicks stomach nope not anymore

  • @orbitsval
    @orbitsval 4 года назад +139

    "Your homework is...to watch hours and hours of Dr. Phil"
    *Well now I'm not doing it*

  • @analonegoose3159
    @analonegoose3159 4 года назад +139

    When The dog man “barked” it sounded like Microsoft was going ErrOR 6:58

  • @Glitch715
    @Glitch715 Месяц назад +5

    6 years later on my recommended

    • @van_gamer5674
      @van_gamer5674 27 дней назад +1

      Same and the dog person didn’t age good basically everyone a furry (sadly)😢😢

  • @cindersamurai7795
    @cindersamurai7795 4 года назад +978

    Girl: I am pregnant with Baby Jesus
    Me: And I’m pregnant with Thanos

    • @Ken-zq7xh
      @Ken-zq7xh 4 года назад +21

      Ooo that’s gonna hurt

    • @BattleNinjaYT
      @BattleNinjaYT 4 года назад +32

      It’ll take half the time
      You could say .......
      Perfectly balanced

    • @Spectral0727
      @Spectral0727 4 года назад +12

      And I’m pregnant with thor

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 4 года назад +6

      Deletes the fetus abortion copletis

    • @bellie5889
      @bellie5889 4 года назад +11

      @Commando and im pregnant with mr beast

  • @reginasilva6162
    @reginasilva6162 6 лет назад +97

    Lol the intro learning with laserbeam

  • @sp1tfyre298
    @sp1tfyre298 6 лет назад +308

    *MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS DR PHIL*

    • @dickurkel6910
      @dickurkel6910 6 лет назад +3

      SP1TFYRE 888 You mean 'Phil'? *Just* Phil? He's no damn doctor

    • @monstafunk136
      @monstafunk136 6 лет назад

      SP1TFYRE 888 mine is Trevor Noah

    • @ttv__tryhard__btw122
      @ttv__tryhard__btw122 6 лет назад +1

      Mine is lazerbeam

    • @imatwingstop
      @imatwingstop 6 лет назад +1

      How you make yt comments bold?

    • @sp1tfyre298
      @sp1tfyre298 6 лет назад +1

      Thelolguy12346 put asterisks on either side like this: * hi *

  • @ZeroSir
    @ZeroSir Год назад +1

    Phil: You bark at people right?
    Gary: i bark "rrrrufffff"
    Lazar: Slowing dies inside but giggles

  • @danielcapps2365
    @danielcapps2365 4 года назад +438

    Alternate Title: This LazarBeam Thinks Hes Pregnant With Memes

  • @mugsenhiemer7921
    @mugsenhiemer7921 4 года назад +281

    “Eminem is my father”
    Yeah and I played Minecraft with Luke skywalker

    • @JustaPerson332
      @JustaPerson332 3 года назад +5

      eminem is no match with star wars

    • @sovietfrog4506
      @sovietfrog4506 3 года назад +2

      @@JustaPerson332 correct

    • @Pepper-pe2uy
      @Pepper-pe2uy 3 года назад

      Pog

    • @evantgse
      @evantgse 3 года назад

      I played Minecraft as Luke sky walker using the Star Wars Minecraft packs

    • @cinnabun8928
      @cinnabun8928 3 года назад

      The character in you profile picture I actually have that skin pack

  • @hbgaming6296
    @hbgaming6296 3 года назад +160

    Eminem is my father
    Lazer:Morgan Freeman is my father.
    Had me dying

    • @ccclouds2012
      @ccclouds2012 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @b17dyy
      @b17dyy 3 года назад +1

      same it was killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @otiscathcart3165
      @otiscathcart3165 3 года назад

      isn't Morgan Freeman half life jk its Gordon freeman

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 3 года назад +1

      Lazar*

  • @shelleyhill4366
    @shelleyhill4366 Год назад +2

    4:18 “And I’m the son of Morgen Freeman.” 😂😂😂 Just so good to hear his name in a video because he narrated one of my new favourite documentaries Life on our Planet.😅😂

  • @aakashsancheti9614
    @aakashsancheti9614 5 лет назад +181

    2019 watchers
    The tattoo guy
    ‘Yeah we know who u r’
    CODE LAZAR
    YEET

  • @comraddoggo5436
    @comraddoggo5436 3 года назад +183

    Man's is 48
    Dr. Phil: imma bout to end this man's whole career

  • @jonathanpardo1699
    @jonathanpardo1699 5 лет назад +280

    0:51 lmfao lazar beam wearing the pencil outfit

  • @Aperson_REAL
    @Aperson_REAL 2 года назад +1

    Dr. Phill uses logic SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • @BurningAzaleas
    @BurningAzaleas 5 лет назад +107

    THERE IS NO WHAT IF
    I am pregnant
    And it is Jesus

  • @zerORR----
    @zerORR---- 4 года назад +410

    Hey remember when people thought Australia wasn't real

  • @n.a.a
    @n.a.a 6 лет назад +441

    i can feel my IQ dropping 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @albiuchiha7045
      @albiuchiha7045 6 лет назад +5

      my head hurts is that the feeling of my iq dropping?

    • @chewzen_
      @chewzen_ 6 лет назад +4

      albi uchiha no it’s sexy vegan being tattooed upon it

    • @joshuaadams895
      @joshuaadams895 6 лет назад +1

      What’s an iq

    • @albiuchiha7045
      @albiuchiha7045 6 лет назад +1

      We are just joking and if ur serious IQ is a score obtained by dividing a person's mental age score, obtained by administering an intelligence test, by the person's chronological age, both expressed in terms of years and months. The resulting fraction is multiplied by 100 to obtain the IQ score.

    • @joshuaadams895
      @joshuaadams895 6 лет назад +1

      albi uchiha I’m saying I have no iq and therefore don’t know what one is

  • @Dubafy9
    @Dubafy9 Год назад +8

    This video is amazing, I’ve seen it like 15 times and it still makes me laugh every time

  • @leannematthews7365
    @leannematthews7365 3 года назад +227

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Lannan: **wears those typical dad glasses while watching Dr. Phil**

    • @BTgamer-dy4vf
      @BTgamer-dy4vf 3 года назад +3

      He could become a father-

    • @BTgamer-dy4vf
      @BTgamer-dy4vf 3 года назад +1

      Just saying-

    • @tamanamajumder2876
      @tamanamajumder2876 3 года назад +1

      @@BTgamer-dy4vf he may be one in the future

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 3 года назад +1

      @@tamanamajumder2876 Did you just started watching lannan? Because he's already a father

    • @beastboyfortnite5361
      @beastboyfortnite5361 3 года назад +1

      @@user-no3id7li4h what he is not a father I think you got confused because bodhi . Bodhi is his nephew

  • @anthonyg1601
    @anthonyg1601 4 года назад +147

    The funny thing is Eminem actually has a daughter named Hailie

  • @isaiahmathis594
    @isaiahmathis594 3 года назад +271

    4:23 this man is taking being a furry to a new level.

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 3 года назад +4

      He's a crumply!

    • @Zenith4546b
      @Zenith4546b 3 года назад +5

      Bruh I'm a furry and I laughed historically at this

    • @medrash8862
      @medrash8862 3 года назад +3

      as a furry, even i cringed at that guy, he is on a whole new level

    • @xenodraws2397
      @xenodraws2397 3 года назад

      @@medrash8862 same, i was cringing so much

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 3 года назад +2

      Even furries, my enemy... Is cringing so hard and i agree with them

  • @notitamar126
    @notitamar126 Год назад +6

    Remember when thinking you're a dog wasn't a normal thing

  • @Shaftzo
    @Shaftzo 4 года назад +295

    I’m watching this literally right after I searched “lazarbeam kisses a guy on steam”

  • @mariomoreira8764
    @mariomoreira8764 5 лет назад +86

    * Me comes from church*
    * Lazarbeam* Girl is Pregnant with Jesus*
    *Me* ah shit here we go again

  • @froyolan512
    @froyolan512 4 года назад +70

    "I have pictures of a guy *that looks exactly like eminem*"

  • @ElvesandLions
    @ElvesandLions Год назад +2

    The second one was honestly the best. The whole time I was thinking, “Holy crap, furries are taking over.”

  • @ilze9070
    @ilze9070 3 года назад +82

    the one with the man who thinks hes a dog made me feel better about my social life

  • @gigi_1050onps4
    @gigi_1050onps4 3 года назад +534

    They did say whenever we were younger we could be anything we wanted when we got older. *ngl*

    • @waffledraws6704
      @waffledraws6704 3 года назад +27

      But they expect you to have atleast 2 functioning braincells when your older 😂

    • @jesseskinner_yt2638
      @jesseskinner_yt2638 3 года назад +6

      Yeah but you can't give birth to Jesus if he was already born

    • @gigi_1050onps4
      @gigi_1050onps4 3 года назад +5

      @@waffledraws6704 LOL

    • @gigi_1050onps4
      @gigi_1050onps4 3 года назад +5

      @@jesseskinner_yt2638 she could name him jesus...

    • @Infin8-art
      @Infin8-art 3 года назад +3

      I wanna be a bow tie, I wanna be a lion, you can’t be what u want if u still a sheep and slave to the society. Are entire lives we don’t see that once we write the child’s name in a contract in all caps u become a slave to the government but at a lower level than others.

  • @zambiebomber7
    @zambiebomber7 4 года назад +252

    Someone needs to see if she is still “pregnant” with Jesus

    • @silvergoomba
      @silvergoomba 4 года назад +10

      Even if she was she’d given birth to him already, because it’s been 2 years and 9 months is how long it takes for a baby to develop and I’m sure the baby would be dead if they are still in there

    • @zambiebomber7
      @zambiebomber7 4 года назад +5

      @@silvergoomba you right

    • @calebalt1557
      @calebalt1557 4 года назад +6

      she was never pregnant, you cannot be pregnant if you’re a virgin

    • @zambiebomber7
      @zambiebomber7 4 года назад +8

      @@calebalt1557 unless it’s with Jesus

    • @brendacurry5153
      @brendacurry5153 4 года назад +6

      @@zambiebomber7 but it isn’t Jesus

  • @bellarose7003
    @bellarose7003 2 года назад +5

    He’s just Phil gets me every time

  • @8KHAOS8
    @8KHAOS8 4 года назад +129

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Girl: I’m pregnant with Jesus
    Me: oh really and I’m pregnant with Elvis Presley

  • @aliviakolekamp3539
    @aliviakolekamp3539 6 лет назад +269

    GUY BELEVES HES A DOG
    ME- so he's a Furry?????????????
    YEP

    • @jacoblol8846
      @jacoblol8846 6 лет назад +5

      GUY! I thought that was a girl

    • @skullytotheark
      @skullytotheark 6 лет назад

      Yes btw im a furry but he's menatily crazy xd

    • @Loooooma
      @Loooooma 6 лет назад

      Im either a furry or otherkin

    • @meirry1593
      @meirry1593 6 лет назад

      Hi

    • @Loooooma
      @Loooooma 6 лет назад

      TheWeird1s Out odd1sout fan?

  • @Dto-flomax
    @Dto-flomax 6 лет назад +37

    The dog dude sound like Scooby doo:-*😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AngeloOrsto
    @AngeloOrsto 22 дня назад +1

    "Noo I'm the son of Morgan freeman." Love that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrioticsports8486
    @patrioticsports8486 6 лет назад +138

    LazarBeam needs to watch "Drop the Mic: Dr. Phil vs James Corden"
    Like if You Agree

    • @filpav5987
      @filpav5987 5 лет назад

      I agree but who's James corden isnt that mean kid or dumb guy?

    • @patrioticsports8486
      @patrioticsports8486 5 лет назад

      @@filpav5987 He's the British guy on America's Late Late Show on ABC

    • @ryanwilliams4239
      @ryanwilliams4239 5 лет назад

      Patriotic Sports 🥎

    • @luvvleia
      @luvvleia 5 лет назад

      @@ryanwilliams4239 ???

  • @earfun1539
    @earfun1539 6 лет назад +135

    'm a sane Asian man and I believe that I'm pragananant with a new born beautiful bowl of rice...........in other words i'm just fat with godamn rice

  • @artemijsmirnoff2395
    @artemijsmirnoff2395 6 лет назад +232

    This channel is muselk mixed with pewdiepie