Rory And Mal Shower With Fans | Episode 181 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on Patreon. So if you’d like to hear more details, join our Patreon! Now, how do we define a fat a**? Naturally we transition to dating apps where Julian and Demaris guide the guys through their preferences while Rory reminisces. Then we open the discussion to visiting other parts of the US and the new laws that’ll change the cities. Where would you move and what’s the most dangerous city in the country? We explain to Rory & Mal the “Grimace challenge” on TikTok (maybe we’ll do it) and share Mal’s old planking pics. We continue to share stories of getting robbed (RIP Rory’s SouthPole jacket) and how being horny can really put you in some compromising situations. We press Mal about some horrible Bronx fashion trends. Rory asks a wild question about Mal. It’s time for voicemails! We start with back-to-back “is this hip-hop?” questions. The first regarding shower etiquette and the second about getting dressed. The last call is our first time encouraging a couple to get back together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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Mal planking is crazy enough but Mal planking on the chimney of a house is on a whole other level
The photo is crazy
This is such old news 😂 how long u been rocking wit em?
What is planking? I can't imagine it being what I think it is, so can somebody give me some clarity lol
The way Rory and Mal looked at each other when Demaris said she fucked to the pod before🤣🤣
Time stamp ?
Yall been cooking these past months. Synergy
No bap😊
Yo synergy is nasty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@deebo8722😅😢🎉😮🎉😅😢🎉😢🎉😮😅🎉😂🎉🎉7 😂😂🎉🎉🎉😅😅😢🎉😮🎉I 🎉am
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As 1 of the 25% of women that listen to the pod. I listen in the shower, otw to work, while at work too lol.
Lol ditto!
Same
Mal at his big age asking if people find love on dating apps is wild!!!!!!!!😂😂😂
Mal is 57 years old and from the bronx. His dating app was going to the corner store, seeing shorty at the register, and paying for her Arizona Sweet Tea.
🤣🤣🤣
As a person living in Charlotte, ain't nobody looking for Julian bro 😂calm down we just chilling
"We're not against rappers but we are against those THUGS..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
RORY KILLED THAT
On God I be having the pod playing in the background while I’m showering 😂😂 IDC. I fucked around and slipped one time y’all had me crying laughing.
"There she is" is the nastiest thing I heard all year 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I'm fucking crying
I’m proud to be a part of the 25% faithful listeners of the pod who are women
Here here!! Me too!!
Same here
Same same!!
Lol I was showering when that shower question was asked & felt the least hip hop I ever felt
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Being scared at the let out in Charlotte is HILARIOUS!!!!
Julian is contradicting as hell 😂
Demaris getting bent over the french toast with JBP in the background 💀💀💀💀 outrageous behavior
When they said who got a fatter ass Mal or megan the stallion i legit screamed 😂😂😂
Julian ad libs was hitting this entire episode lol
Demaris shitting on the whole New Jersey bc of dudes with sisters, curlers and douche is nuts 😂😂😂😂😂
Faxx😂
This a top 3 episode hands down 🎙️
Facts. Couldn’t stop laughing.
Top 3 of the week right
Julian kills me with the racial undertones and for a brown man to have a superiority complex is wild to me
He’s typical I’m the Bay Area..,CA in general probably
@@ShinyWonfacts
OD prejudice like shit is sick ...big time weirdo
Most brown people in America have a superiority complex over white people.
Racial undertones? What???
Nah i relate to what Rory is saying. Im 33 and that 2008-2012 era maan it was wild we was really outside lmao taking the train in chicago to meet chicks..in random hoods tryna buy weed drunk as hell at 4am passed out in a friend of a friends living room. What a time to be alive
09-13 for me was nuts lol
Crazy times
Same age that that was us in SoFlo but with cars so no trains…but I guess we all not that different
South Pole jeans with the ecko hoodie use to be the move😂😂😂
I guess I'm the 25% of women that listen to this pod
Mal laying on a chimney is crazy 40:38
😂😂 and then Rory called him a chimney sweep
Yoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 they pulled a photo of em planking and had em explain
Yo! Mal saying he would move to “Any Red State” is CRAZY! 🤣🤣🤣
Red States are better standard of living wise than most Blue States and have better gun laws.
Crazy but not surprising from MAGA Mal 😂
Love how conservatives enjoy red states without mentioning that blue states generate most of the federal funding they receive.
@user-nn7ct3hk7c I love how liberals condemn red states without acknowledging the extreme poverty,homelessness and crime that plagues most blue states and by the way...cheap prison labor is what funds most red states not other blue states.In fact most of my state's revenue comes from A) shipping fresh water to land locked states and B) housing neighboring states over populated prison population and our vast amounts of farm land and with almost no immigrant labor force the American dollar that cirrculates through Red States...stays in Red States and doesn't get sent to some third world country to support some immigrants family over seas. For every dollar that gets made in a blue state by an immigrant 40 cents of it leaves the country never to be seen again which is why Blue States tax base is so poor and they literally can't afford to fund any other states.
@@jeromejenkins151ou think poverty and crime is only a problem in blue states? Look at Louisiana. They have some of the highest murder rates. Y’all only look at total numbers. So blue states will always seem more dangerous because there’s way more people in blue cities. It’s an actual fact that red states are dependent on federal funding. Idk what state you live in where that may not be true, but blue states are more wealthy and generate more revenue than red states.
Julian @ 1:06:52 "cut the water on" adlib made me spit out my coffee. 😂😂😂
Glad I wasn't the only one that heard that. Julian is lk funny
IDC IDC go to 1:33:12 I rewatched Mal's face like 585,455,984 times.. on top of Rory's "JESUS." 😂😂😂 My night is made
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I have definitely listened to the pod while showering.. and I may have giggled a few times while all this was happening 💰💰🤟🏾🤟🏾
Y'all Don't Think Julian Would Storm The Capitol 😂😂😂
Nahh that part had me weak 😂😂😂
For Sure.
When Julian said Zendaya (jokingly, of course), I nearly threw my green tea. Lol why do yall get on this app and play?
Long as Mal lead the convo the show will stay DOPE
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it's trash either way lol. JBP better. Corny ass white college humor jokes. I'm just not the demo for this shit lmao.
Mal built like my favorite aunt
Ayo
As someone who commutes from Jersey to NY regularly that convo from 13:15 was mad relatable. Especially dating and driving to NY 😂 I love it when the pod goes hyper local for a few minutes, great episode
Same! As someone from Jersey , I used to frequently travel between Jersey City to the Bronx. Edit: Walking on Bergen Ave past midnight is risky. 😂😂
I like hearing about life back there.
Mal was in the trenches down zombieland😂😂
I’m Demaris age, but I had a Bear coat in like ‘99/2000. And I feel like that Sesame Street t shirt and hat trend came from the kids that was Jerkin in Cali. But remember the “I ❤️ NY” “Brooklyn” “We Run Brooklyn” Vinnies/Paulies era? Good times!!!
Mal started with violence.... "No you're just fat" is crazy
He ain't lying tho 😂😂
This is probably my 3rd best episode ever
This episode had me weak
This hands down my favorite pod...since day 1
The conversation around never going to NJ was relatable. I’m from London. Grew up in North London and rarely if ever go South London. Whenever I do there’s definitely a different energy in the air
Which makes since most people aren't going to visit another city unless they have a reason to go there no matter how close.
I really really really really love this pod yo. Ya a special bunch
Baby D don’t come for JERSEY ❌.. And that VM was wild 😂😂
Y’all always show love for Texas. Love that 🙏🏾
Met my girl on POF in 2016 and we’ve been married for 3 years in August
This podcast aint ever going anywhere as long as demaris has a mic
i could tell this episode was bouta be fire 🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they don’t miss
@@KeezWorld21 this was a pure shot this week! lmao
8:43 15 miles?! Baby d really for the streets 😂😂
That playlist shit real af. Got back with my wife before we got engaged with that playlist move. I owe dru hill and ginuwine a whole ass check.😂😂😂😂 Also baby dee is hilarious this episode
IT’S MAL! WHO’S STEALING THE CELISIUS!
Yup!!!!!
Very good episode! 👏
When Rory said “give it a few months, people will be doing the “Kensington” challenge…” and Julian said “…with what Fentanyl?” I laughed so hard and literally spit my drink out! 😩😂👏😭
My husband and I met off tinder and we got married 😅
Show opens with a discussion on what a phat ass is That is why this is my favorite podcast.
I'm with Mal on this 😂😂
Mal planking....that's crazy😂😂
Didnt even do it right 😂
You guys are in the podcast zone. Love you guys. BABY D, THE CHI, loves you.
7:09 not the shut up shrimpy 🍤 🤣🤣🤣
Y’all tripping about it not being hip hop listening to y’all while I take a shower lmfao I just enjoy y’all podcast 😂😂
Episode 🔥🔥🔥 That Dave Chappelle Voice Is Hilarious 😂😂😂
"Because the voices in your head are loud?" EDDIN!!!!!! 😭🫣🤣
"Look like you ate out a Smurf"...😂😂😂
Also…this is a fire ass episode
Julian would love Hoboken ! 🤣🤣🤣
Mcdonalds need to bring the shake back during halloween time and make it seem like "HES BACKKK"
Another great pod from Demaris and her crazy wide dating app ratio, she picking up signals from space! Lol
Definitely remember Bear bubble reversible coats, I couldn't afford them but I was there in the Bx, bless up!
Julian 10 seconds in with the fuckery 😂😂😂👏
This a top tier episode not too much of that Relationship stuff just friends vibing
Mal: Do you know what you can get for $3,500 in Texas?
Julian: A house … and a slave
😂😂😂
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1:00:00 lmaoooo he thinking bout y’all while he brushin his teeth
Joe must've gotten Mal's wardrobe in the split.
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As I’m listening to the show in the shower 😂😂
NGL i definitely had the elmo joint 😂
I was literally getting out the shower during the question....like damn im not hiphop🤦🏾♂️😳
I’m literally in the shower while listening 🤣🤣
"Does that touch rikers?🤣🤣🤣"
The raccoon tail was part of the Bronx Whine Era
This episode was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂
Asking Meg or Mal is sick 😂😂😂
My favorite podcast 😂
Idk why them niggas on Reddit said This episode was trash, I’m laughing already 😂😂
THIS IS HANDS DOWN, ONE OF THE BETTER EPISODES .👌🏽
Mal in here with Bam Bam Bigelow knees and spanxs on.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Classic Wrasslin’!
Oh nah that's insane
At any minute Hulkamania is finna run wild on us all.
I listen to the pod in the shower most of the time lol.
Planking was different because those McDonald’s videos take wild creativity and time. That plank pic is forever funny also
Not wild creativity
Julian racist is funny af. Afraid of a random drive by LOL. Not highkey, or lowkey...Middle C racist.
And yes, Charlotte is way safer than south side Chi.
So y'all saying Rory walks like his dad will have your ass?😂
That Texas shoutout from Mal though.
This was a great pod my guys!
Excited for this new episode
Julian should be fired from picking voicemails 😂
18:43 crazy stray 😂😂😂
Lmaop SYRACUSE. LMAOOOOO SAFE AF... LOL
product placement 101: show the product label not the back on the can Rory you should know this by now
no worres male i remember the BEAR bubble jackets 😂 dam we old but great era
Legendary!
"You can tell in the arms": podcasts shorty grabs arms😂😂 Mal wasn't hating on you
It’s crazy I never realized that NY is only a few miles long until I moved to the south and everything is over 20 miles away. When I drove in NY using Waze and went from Brooklyn to Jersey was less than 20 miles away I was in shock 🤦🏾♀️😂
I use to be a medic in Philly and gave Narcan daily, multiple times a day. It’s really sad.
Bear coats were popping!
When they said you can buy a house in Texas and ol boy said and a slave, Mal should have checked that fool. Least ask him: Who's going to be the slave? Cause yall know he wasn't thinking about a "white" man/woman. Smh just tired of giving these people passes with their slick shit when they high-key letting you know how they feel
Mal is a immigrant black who doesn't think the same as American blacks. He's self admitted he's an anchor baby from Trinidad
I still have my racoon tail 😂 shit was $250 aint no way I'm throwing that out HAHAHAHAHA
I just need to know where in Charlotte were they at to make Julian that scared lmao
I’ve taken a bath and listened to the pod. Lol Sometimes I’m not in a music vibe