Rory And Mal Shower With Fans | Episode 181 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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    We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on Patreon. So if you’d like to hear more details, join our Patreon! Now, how do we define a fat a**? Naturally we transition to dating apps where Julian and Demaris guide the guys through their preferences while Rory reminisces. Then we open the discussion to visiting other parts of the US and the new laws that’ll change the cities. Where would you move and what’s the most dangerous city in the country? We explain to Rory & Mal the “Grimace challenge” on TikTok (maybe we’ll do it) and share Mal’s old planking pics. We continue to share stories of getting robbed (RIP Rory’s SouthPole jacket) and how being horny can really put you in some compromising situations. We press Mal about some horrible Bronx fashion trends. Rory asks a wild question about Mal. It’s time for voicemails! We start with back-to-back “is this hip-hop?” questions. The first regarding shower etiquette and the second about getting dressed. The last call is our first time encouraging a couple to get back together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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Комментарии • 482

  • @infinit0137
    @infinit0137 Год назад +124

    Mal planking is crazy enough but Mal planking on the chimney of a house is on a whole other level

    • @UCUSmusic
      @UCUSmusic Год назад +15

      The photo is crazy

    • @zephaniahmcdaniels
      @zephaniahmcdaniels Год назад +1

      This is such old news 😂 how long u been rocking wit em?

    • @anthonyheaden7813
      @anthonyheaden7813 Год назад

      What is planking? I can't imagine it being what I think it is, so can somebody give me some clarity lol

  • @SShev
    @SShev Год назад +35

    The way Rory and Mal looked at each other when Demaris said she fucked to the pod before🤣🤣

  • @prettyricky2001
    @prettyricky2001 Год назад +187

    Yall been cooking these past months. Synergy

    • @deebo8722
      @deebo8722 Год назад +2

      No bap😊

    • @Thisismyold
      @Thisismyold Год назад +1

      Yo synergy is nasty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrpompey316
      @mrpompey316 Год назад

      ​@@deebo8722😅😢🎉😮🎉😅😢🎉😢🎉😮😅🎉😂🎉🎉7 😂😂🎉🎉🎉😅😅😢🎉😮🎉I 🎉am

    • @mrpompey316
      @mrpompey316 Год назад

      😂w😂

    • @mrpompey316
      @mrpompey316 Год назад

      😂E😅,

  • @MedusvEyes
    @MedusvEyes Год назад +35

    As 1 of the 25% of women that listen to the pod. I listen in the shower, otw to work, while at work too lol.

  • @MrOhioPlayer
    @MrOhioPlayer Год назад +24

    Mal at his big age asking if people find love on dating apps is wild!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

    • @2Muchpjp
      @2Muchpjp Год назад +24

      Mal is 57 years old and from the bronx. His dating app was going to the corner store, seeing shorty at the register, and paying for her Arizona Sweet Tea.

    • @MrOhioPlayer
      @MrOhioPlayer Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @J_Shields_
    @J_Shields_ Год назад +11

    As a person living in Charlotte, ain't nobody looking for Julian bro 😂calm down we just chilling

  • @funkyolemedina5956
    @funkyolemedina5956 Год назад +13

    "We're not against rappers but we are against those THUGS..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @tmcdon94
    @tmcdon94 Год назад +3

    On God I be having the pod playing in the background while I’m showering 😂😂 IDC. I fucked around and slipped one time y’all had me crying laughing.

  • @bryancole4022
    @bryancole4022 Год назад +4

    "There she is" is the nastiest thing I heard all year 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I'm fucking crying

  • @midnightstar1908
    @midnightstar1908 Год назад +31

    I’m proud to be a part of the 25% faithful listeners of the pod who are women

  • @ljango2617
    @ljango2617 Год назад +49

    Lol I was showering when that shower question was asked & felt the least hip hop I ever felt

  • @officialhdband7289
    @officialhdband7289 Год назад +15

    Being scared at the let out in Charlotte is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @brendarico3473
    @brendarico3473 Год назад +13

    Julian is contradicting as hell 😂

  • @DarkSaber22
    @DarkSaber22 Год назад +2

    Demaris getting bent over the french toast with JBP in the background 💀💀💀💀 outrageous behavior

  • @cookingwitchefzayy8830
    @cookingwitchefzayy8830 Год назад +15

    When they said who got a fatter ass Mal or megan the stallion i legit screamed 😂😂😂

  • @joicooper5497
    @joicooper5497 Год назад +10

    Julian ad libs was hitting this entire episode lol

  • @Rf201njfam
    @Rf201njfam Год назад +24

    Demaris shitting on the whole New Jersey bc of dudes with sisters, curlers and douche is nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ItsKosher
    @ItsKosher Год назад +45

    This a top 3 episode hands down 🎙️

  • @Aoj5311
    @Aoj5311 Год назад +62

    Julian kills me with the racial undertones and for a brown man to have a superiority complex is wild to me

    • @ShinyWon
      @ShinyWon Год назад +5

      He’s typical I’m the Bay Area..,CA in general probably

    • @miatomi
      @miatomi Год назад

      @@ShinyWonfacts

    • @zenirejonez8152
      @zenirejonez8152 Год назад

      OD prejudice like shit is sick ...big time weirdo

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva Год назад

      Most brown people in America have a superiority complex over white people.

    • @akaspon1
      @akaspon1 Год назад +1

      Racial undertones? What???

  • @ChiefLeaf89
    @ChiefLeaf89 Год назад +14

    Nah i relate to what Rory is saying. Im 33 and that 2008-2012 era maan it was wild we was really outside lmao taking the train in chicago to meet chicks..in random hoods tryna buy weed drunk as hell at 4am passed out in a friend of a friends living room. What a time to be alive

    • @Fitefears
      @Fitefears Год назад +4

      09-13 for me was nuts lol

    • @reesetwist2290
      @reesetwist2290 Год назад +3

      Crazy times

    • @MillZ56
      @MillZ56 Год назад +2

      Same age that that was us in SoFlo but with cars so no trains…but I guess we all not that different

  • @Ty-wb5es
    @Ty-wb5es Год назад +5

    South Pole jeans with the ecko hoodie use to be the move😂😂😂

  • @nicandrews1370
    @nicandrews1370 Год назад +10

    I guess I'm the 25% of women that listen to this pod

  • @officialjamarmusic5020
    @officialjamarmusic5020 Год назад +24

    Mal laying on a chimney is crazy 40:38

  • @440ADadFirst
    @440ADadFirst Год назад +4

    Yoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 they pulled a photo of em planking and had em explain

  • @NYKeyWordz
    @NYKeyWordz Год назад +29

    Yo! Mal saying he would move to “Any Red State” is CRAZY! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeromejenkins151
      @jeromejenkins151 Год назад

      Red States are better standard of living wise than most Blue States and have better gun laws.

    • @kktrinese
      @kktrinese Год назад +4

      Crazy but not surprising from MAGA Mal 😂

    • @user-nn7ct3hk7c
      @user-nn7ct3hk7c Год назад +2

      Love how conservatives enjoy red states without mentioning that blue states generate most of the federal funding they receive.

    • @jeromejenkins151
      @jeromejenkins151 Год назад +2

      @user-nn7ct3hk7c I love how liberals condemn red states without acknowledging the extreme poverty,homelessness and crime that plagues most blue states and by the way...cheap prison labor is what funds most red states not other blue states.In fact most of my state's revenue comes from A) shipping fresh water to land locked states and B) housing neighboring states over populated prison population and our vast amounts of farm land and with almost no immigrant labor force the American dollar that cirrculates through Red States...stays in Red States and doesn't get sent to some third world country to support some immigrants family over seas. For every dollar that gets made in a blue state by an immigrant 40 cents of it leaves the country never to be seen again which is why Blue States tax base is so poor and they literally can't afford to fund any other states.

    • @user-nn7ct3hk7c
      @user-nn7ct3hk7c Год назад

      @@jeromejenkins151ou think poverty and crime is only a problem in blue states? Look at Louisiana. They have some of the highest murder rates. Y’all only look at total numbers. So blue states will always seem more dangerous because there’s way more people in blue cities. It’s an actual fact that red states are dependent on federal funding. Idk what state you live in where that may not be true, but blue states are more wealthy and generate more revenue than red states.

  • @PodcastLaz
    @PodcastLaz Год назад +13

    Julian @ 1:06:52 "cut the water on" adlib made me spit out my coffee. 😂😂😂

    • @GuyRasenAnime
      @GuyRasenAnime Год назад +3

      Glad I wasn't the only one that heard that. Julian is lk funny

  • @teabrown02
    @teabrown02 Год назад +6

    IDC IDC go to 1:33:12 I rewatched Mal's face like 585,455,984 times.. on top of Rory's "JESUS." 😂😂😂 My night is made

    • @sinamen516
      @sinamen516 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaimito.graphy
    @jaimito.graphy Год назад +11

    I have definitely listened to the pod while showering.. and I may have giggled a few times while all this was happening 💰💰🤟🏾🤟🏾

  • @thinkfreely6045
    @thinkfreely6045 Год назад +26

    Y'all Don't Think Julian Would Storm The Capitol 😂😂😂

    • @sinamen516
      @sinamen516 Год назад +1

      Nahh that part had me weak 😂😂😂

    • @jedidre924
      @jedidre924 Год назад +1

      For Sure.

  • @estherdiomi5552
    @estherdiomi5552 Год назад +13

    When Julian said Zendaya (jokingly, of course), I nearly threw my green tea. Lol why do yall get on this app and play?

  • @just-tha-musiccdm703
    @just-tha-musiccdm703 Год назад +70

    Long as Mal lead the convo the show will stay DOPE

    • @thenyashowlive
      @thenyashowlive Год назад +8

      🎯

    • @flymoneyhighmoney3564
      @flymoneyhighmoney3564 Год назад

      it's trash either way lol. JBP better. Corny ass white college humor jokes. I'm just not the demo for this shit lmao.

  • @phelansanders
    @phelansanders Год назад +33

    Mal built like my favorite aunt

  • @illestrated4191
    @illestrated4191 Год назад +14

    As someone who commutes from Jersey to NY regularly that convo from 13:15 was mad relatable. Especially dating and driving to NY 😂 I love it when the pod goes hyper local for a few minutes, great episode

    • @christophermccrea7133
      @christophermccrea7133 Год назад +1

      Same! As someone from Jersey , I used to frequently travel between Jersey City to the Bronx. Edit: Walking on Bergen Ave past midnight is risky. 😂😂

    • @ShinyWon
      @ShinyWon Год назад

      I like hearing about life back there.

  • @Blvck215
    @Blvck215 Год назад +8

    Mal was in the trenches down zombieland😂😂

  • @MONET8iAM
    @MONET8iAM Год назад +3

    I’m Demaris age, but I had a Bear coat in like ‘99/2000. And I feel like that Sesame Street t shirt and hat trend came from the kids that was Jerkin in Cali. But remember the “I ❤️ NY” “Brooklyn” “We Run Brooklyn” Vinnies/Paulies era? Good times!!!

  • @juicejones102
    @juicejones102 Год назад +8

    Mal started with violence.... "No you're just fat" is crazy

  • @JStarx_1
    @JStarx_1 Год назад +4

    This is probably my 3rd best episode ever

  • @tyannaseton7968
    @tyannaseton7968 Год назад +11

    This episode had me weak

  • @brandonvereen6270
    @brandonvereen6270 Год назад +6

    This hands down my favorite pod...since day 1

  • @AR_112
    @AR_112 Год назад +4

    The conversation around never going to NJ was relatable. I’m from London. Grew up in North London and rarely if ever go South London. Whenever I do there’s definitely a different energy in the air

    • @mybizness247
      @mybizness247 Год назад

      Which makes since most people aren't going to visit another city unless they have a reason to go there no matter how close.

  • @kevinalmonte4534
    @kevinalmonte4534 Год назад +7

    I really really really really love this pod yo. Ya a special bunch

  • @Kash7_
    @Kash7_ Год назад +1

    Baby D don’t come for JERSEY ❌.. And that VM was wild 😂😂

  • @dkent14
    @dkent14 Год назад +3

    Y’all always show love for Texas. Love that 🙏🏾

  • @WayneOverhill
    @WayneOverhill Год назад +6

    Met my girl on POF in 2016 and we’ve been married for 3 years in August

  • @elijahtaekaixavier2414
    @elijahtaekaixavier2414 Год назад +2

    This podcast aint ever going anywhere as long as demaris has a mic

  • @jezzac2579
    @jezzac2579 Год назад +13

    i could tell this episode was bouta be fire 🔥

    • @KeezWorld21
      @KeezWorld21 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they don’t miss

    • @jezzac2579
      @jezzac2579 Год назад

      @@KeezWorld21 this was a pure shot this week! lmao

  • @CuriousNun
    @CuriousNun Год назад +1

    8:43 15 miles?! Baby d really for the streets 😂😂

  • @therealharshlycritical
    @therealharshlycritical Год назад +3

    That playlist shit real af. Got back with my wife before we got engaged with that playlist move. I owe dru hill and ginuwine a whole ass check.😂😂😂😂 Also baby dee is hilarious this episode

  • @royalband6839
    @royalband6839 Год назад +5

    IT’S MAL! WHO’S STEALING THE CELISIUS!

  • @ifrr8337
    @ifrr8337 Год назад +7

    Very good episode! 👏

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 Год назад +1

      When Rory said “give it a few months, people will be doing the “Kensington” challenge…” and Julian said “…with what Fentanyl?” I laughed so hard and literally spit my drink out! 😩😂👏😭

  • @Poongoongoddess
    @Poongoongoddess Год назад +5

    My husband and I met off tinder and we got married 😅

  • @officialjamarmusic5020
    @officialjamarmusic5020 Год назад +18

    Show opens with a discussion on what a phat ass is That is why this is my favorite podcast.

  • @mannystone1882
    @mannystone1882 Год назад +7

    Mal planking....that's crazy😂😂

  • @davidflute4184
    @davidflute4184 Год назад +3

    You guys are in the podcast zone. Love you guys. BABY D, THE CHI, loves you.

  • @CaryKilani27
    @CaryKilani27 Год назад

    7:09 not the shut up shrimpy 🍤 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmvafrican3123
    @dmvafrican3123 Год назад +1

    Y’all tripping about it not being hip hop listening to y’all while I take a shower lmfao I just enjoy y’all podcast 😂😂

  • @thinkfreely6045
    @thinkfreely6045 Год назад +3

    Episode 🔥🔥🔥 That Dave Chappelle Voice Is Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @mina_ixfp1270
    @mina_ixfp1270 Год назад +2

    "Because the voices in your head are loud?" EDDIN!!!!!! 😭🫣🤣

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 Год назад

    "Look like you ate out a Smurf"...😂😂😂

  • @Runmindrun
    @Runmindrun Год назад +5

    Also…this is a fire ass episode

  • @christophermccrea7133
    @christophermccrea7133 Год назад +5

    Julian would love Hoboken ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mical2great
    @mical2great Год назад +3

    Mcdonalds need to bring the shake back during halloween time and make it seem like "HES BACKKK"

  • @MrEtay78
    @MrEtay78 Год назад +1

    Another great pod from Demaris and her crazy wide dating app ratio, she picking up signals from space! Lol
    Definitely remember Bear bubble reversible coats, I couldn't afford them but I was there in the Bx, bless up!

  • @bryancole4022
    @bryancole4022 Год назад +2

    Julian 10 seconds in with the fuckery 😂😂😂👏

  • @jamesfort3
    @jamesfort3 Год назад +1

    This a top tier episode not too much of that Relationship stuff just friends vibing

  • @stephenstaygold
    @stephenstaygold Год назад +6

    Mal: Do you know what you can get for $3,500 in Texas?
    Julian: A house … and a slave
    😂😂😂

  • @EpicGammingCrew
    @EpicGammingCrew Год назад

    1:00:00 lmaoooo he thinking bout y’all while he brushin his teeth

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 Год назад +3

    Joe must've gotten Mal's wardrobe in the split.

  • @prophesi4life36
    @prophesi4life36 10 месяцев назад

    As I’m listening to the show in the shower 😂😂

  • @jezzac2579
    @jezzac2579 Год назад +1

    NGL i definitely had the elmo joint 😂

  • @brandonvereen6270
    @brandonvereen6270 Год назад +1

    I was literally getting out the shower during the question....like damn im not hiphop🤦🏾‍♂️😳

  • @michelleclairmont6273
    @michelleclairmont6273 Год назад +1

    I’m literally in the shower while listening 🤣🤣

  • @victoriughh
    @victoriughh Год назад +1

    "Does that touch rikers?🤣🤣🤣"

  • @ljs7533
    @ljs7533 Год назад +1

    The raccoon tail was part of the Bronx Whine Era

  • @sinamen516
    @sinamen516 Год назад +1

    This episode was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanhawkins134
    @ryanhawkins134 Год назад

    Asking Meg or Mal is sick 😂😂😂

  • @eatwhatyoukill6515
    @eatwhatyoukill6515 Год назад +1

    My favorite podcast 😂

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 Год назад +1

    Idk why them niggas on Reddit said This episode was trash, I’m laughing already 😂😂

  • @royalvibes4433
    @royalvibes4433 Год назад +8

    THIS IS HANDS DOWN, ONE OF THE BETTER EPISODES .👌🏽

  • @dolphireland3857
    @dolphireland3857 Год назад +6

    Mal in here with Bam Bam Bigelow knees and spanxs on.

  • @laurenmorgan1416
    @laurenmorgan1416 9 месяцев назад

    I listen to the pod in the shower most of the time lol.

  • @studiorose11
    @studiorose11 Год назад

    Planking was different because those McDonald’s videos take wild creativity and time. That plank pic is forever funny also

  • @rbee6507
    @rbee6507 Год назад +3

    Julian racist is funny af. Afraid of a random drive by LOL. Not highkey, or lowkey...Middle C racist.
    And yes, Charlotte is way safer than south side Chi.

  • @dublife572
    @dublife572 Год назад +1

    So y'all saying Rory walks like his dad will have your ass?😂

  • @infinit0137
    @infinit0137 Год назад +2

    That Texas shoutout from Mal though.

  • @shooguy8711
    @shooguy8711 Год назад +2

    This was a great pod my guys!

  • @BleakSolo
    @BleakSolo Год назад +3

    Excited for this new episode

  • @bryancole4022
    @bryancole4022 Год назад +1

    Julian should be fired from picking voicemails 😂

  • @Magic-dk1xe
    @Magic-dk1xe Год назад

    18:43 crazy stray 😂😂😂

  • @twanboogie32
    @twanboogie32 Год назад

    Lmaop SYRACUSE. LMAOOOOO SAFE AF... LOL

  • @R2Dfrank391
    @R2Dfrank391 Год назад +4

    product placement 101: show the product label not the back on the can Rory you should know this by now

  • @eastsider85
    @eastsider85 Год назад +1

    no worres male i remember the BEAR bubble jackets 😂 dam we old but great era

  • @user-zh7yc9cz2b
    @user-zh7yc9cz2b Год назад +1

    "You can tell in the arms": podcasts shorty grabs arms😂😂 Mal wasn't hating on you

  • @shantamonique
    @shantamonique Год назад

    It’s crazy I never realized that NY is only a few miles long until I moved to the south and everything is over 20 miles away. When I drove in NY using Waze and went from Brooklyn to Jersey was less than 20 miles away I was in shock 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

  • @zuca1432
    @zuca1432 Год назад +2

    I use to be a medic in Philly and gave Narcan daily, multiple times a day. It’s really sad.

  • @laurarodgers3148
    @laurarodgers3148 Год назад

    Bear coats were popping!

  • @user-zh7yc9cz2b
    @user-zh7yc9cz2b Год назад +2

    When they said you can buy a house in Texas and ol boy said and a slave, Mal should have checked that fool. Least ask him: Who's going to be the slave? Cause yall know he wasn't thinking about a "white" man/woman. Smh just tired of giving these people passes with their slick shit when they high-key letting you know how they feel

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 Год назад

      Mal is a immigrant black who doesn't think the same as American blacks. He's self admitted he's an anchor baby from Trinidad

  • @MadeBy_Juice
    @MadeBy_Juice Год назад

    I still have my racoon tail 😂 shit was $250 aint no way I'm throwing that out HAHAHAHAHA

  • @kevinjones6970
    @kevinjones6970 Год назад +1

    I just need to know where in Charlotte were they at to make Julian that scared lmao

  • @busybeeworkshop4284
    @busybeeworkshop4284 11 месяцев назад

    I’ve taken a bath and listened to the pod. Lol Sometimes I’m not in a music vibe