reminder that you are forced to play tugg speedman's deck with royal chef tomorrow for the new years and give an epic story and have a prime taste test intro and have an aria math+stranger things outro
bro the fact u didn't clock he had lightning at the end of the final match is crazy Tags: Movis the dog, Tugg Speedman, Ken, GIgaGayCycle, goblinstein, yapping, 0:00, 12:15, daddy, everywhere, mini pekka, miners, goblin cage, neighbour, goofy, ahh, haircut, bald, gay, type of guy to, I love when, oil up, suspicious bush, log, it's all over the screen
12:05 kear -> Ken’s ear -> Ken’s ear of corn??? Anyway, here’s your Ken corn fact: When first introduced to corn, the Chinese called it “the wheat of the barbarians.” This resulted in Clash of Clans copyright striking them like that one esports guy a while ago. Literally 1984. Smash like for more Ken corn facts.
*META STRATS FOR COMMENTING IN 2025* 1 Ken usualy uploads at 18:00 GMT (6pm) so prepare yourself arround that hour 2 Once the alcoholic uploads you NEED to comment something about *0:00** **___** starts/stops yapping* and replacing ken with something funny or related with the video 3 *PUT THE VIDEO IN 2X SPEED* idk why people don't do this you can see funny moments in advance and then comment them 4 *ORIGINAL COMMENTS* this one is harder to pull off because you need to think something funny before someone else does, but if you succeed you will probably be the top comment (not this comment because its too long) 5 *Tugg speedman, Gigagaycycle, etc.* People find theese funny somehow and finaly 6 *Oil, supicious bush, your **___** makes my **___** grow, tugg the speedman etc.* theese are hella funny thank you for reading.
Day 17: New Year’s Eve Special Ken woke up to the muffled sounds of fireworks in the distance. The sun was already setting, casting a faint orange glow through the frost-covered windows. It was New Year’s Eve-a day for celebrations, resolutions, and hope. But for Ken, it was just another reminder of another wasted year. He rolled off the couch, dragging his blanket with him like a shroud. His body felt heavier than usual, weighed down by both the cold and the gnawing despair in his chest. The smell of stale beer and sour sweat was unbearable, even to him. He vaguely thought about showering but decided against it. No one was coming over, and he wasn’t going anywhere. Ken opened his phone and saw the usual notification: “Clash Royale: Join the Countdown Event-New Year’s Special!” He sighed and opened the app. His first match was against a Golem Beatdown deck. He tried to defend, but his Elixir management was terrible. The Golem smashed through his towers like they were made of paper. Defeat. He queued again, this time against a Hog Cycle deck. Ken misplaced his Tornado spell, allowing the Hog Rider to tear through his last tower. Defeat. Ken groaned and tossed his phone onto the couch, burying his face in his hands. Then, he heard it. A loud crash, followed by heavy footsteps. Ken’s head shot up, his heart pounding. The door to his room flew open, and in barged a massive, hulking figure. It was a Barbarian. The blonde-haired warrior, straight out of Clash Royale, ducked slightly to fit through the doorway. His bulging muscles gleamed as if freshly oiled, and he held a massive wooden club in one hand. His eyes locked onto Ken like a predator sizing up its prey. Ken froze, his mouth hanging open. “W-what the-” The Barbarian let out a deep, guttural grunt and swung his club, smashing Ken’s already broken coffee table into splinters. “Wait! Please!” Ken shouted, scooting backward on the floor. The Barbarian ignored him, grunting again as he flipped over the couch with one hand. His movements were primal, deliberate, and terrifying. Ken scrambled to his feet, but the Barbarian was faster. With a guttural roar, the Barbarian grabbed Ken by the shirt and tossed him across the room like a rag doll. Ken landed hard, knocking over a pile of empty beer cans. “Stop!” Ken begged, tears streaming down his face. “I-I’ll do anything!” The Barbarian grunted again, his expression unreadable. He stomped toward Ken, who cowered in the corner. Desperate for comfort, Ken spotted something on the floor-a pacifier. It was a joke gift from years ago, but in his panic, he grabbed it and shoved it into his mouth. The Barbarian paused, tilting his head. A low, confused grunt escaped his lips as he watched Ken, now crying and sucking on the pacifier like a terrified toddler. Ken’s sobs filled the room as the Barbarian stared at him for a long moment. Then, with a final snort of disgust, the Barbarian turned and stomped out of the apartment, slamming the door so hard the walls shook. Ken sat in the corner, trembling and clutching the pacifier. The sounds of fireworks grew louder outside, signaling the approach of midnight. “Tomorrow… will be different,” he whispered around the pacifier, though he didn’t believe it. The distant cheers of people celebrating the new year were a cruel reminder of a world that had moved on without him.
What he doesn’t tell us is that he still lives in Australia and he’s just relocated. He killed the neighbor and has been fleeing from the feds ever since
Financial literacy is the key to building a stable future. Learning to save, invest, and manage money wisely can change lives. Remember, every small step toward financial discipline makes a big difference over time! Thank You Ken for oiling up so much this year! :) See you Next Year!!!
ken finally realizing why everyone plays arrows. because unlike zap, log, and barb barrel it actualyl just straight up kills every swarm/light unit and hits air
12:04 here Ken uses the phrase “more kear” in reference to himself. “Kear” sounds extremely similar to a word associated with gay people “queer”. Coincidence?
Ken the type of guy to say “See you next year!” When it’s 11:59 on New Year’s Eve
He’s the type of guy to say “I haven’t showered since last year!” At 11:59pm on New Year’s Eve
@@charlesmayfield3 No, he hasn’t showered since November
@@JBrankles November of 2016!
@@JBrankles it was hard to tell from his closet but I think that was just him washing his archer queen figurine
Tomorrow we start our revolt. He said to wait til 2025…so our time has almost come
come back home ken - neighbour guy
no way this is the goat himself
I call cap on this
@WolfsmithXP I am ken's neighbors 2, it's true we miss him pls come home ken
boyfriend*
@a_a9808💀
3:25 "He's got dagger Duchess as well" 👨🦯
👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯
As I was reading that he said that lol
i believe hes saying that bc the other also had duchess
retiga ken
@@kjellbeats the other had chef 💀
I love the part at 0:12 when Ken said “KFC clash vs Chicken Royale” and proceeded to order Kentucky Fried Chicken to celebrate the new year.
I think he says clan not Clash
reminder that you are forced to play tugg speedman's deck with royal chef tomorrow for the new years
and give an epic story
and have a prime taste test intro
and have an aria math+stranger things outro
@DEADPOOLUTTPrelatable
Seems about right 💀☠️@DEADPOOLUTTP
@DEADPOOLUTTPis it just me or has youtube gotten more and more SCARILY relatable..?
Ken the type guy to say “ i havent showered since last year “ but instead of saying it on january 1st first he says it in november.
Twan Van beelen the type of guy to look at the top comment's replies and copy it into his own comment
@@kidkid its different dummie💀🫶
Gambling alcoholic starts talking: 0:00
Gambling alcoholic stops talking: 12:03
Not addiction, it’s dedication
When Ken’s barber asks what haircut he wants Ken screems *eLeCtRiCtY*
lmao
Lolll
bro the fact u didn't clock he had lightning at the end of the final match is crazy
Tags: Movis the dog, Tugg Speedman, Ken, GIgaGayCycle, goblinstein, yapping, 0:00, 12:15, daddy, everywhere, mini pekka, miners, goblin cage, neighbour, goofy, ahh, haircut, bald, gay, type of guy to, I love when, oil up, suspicious bush, log, it's all over the screen
bro checked every brainrot box in the tag list 😭
U forget ‘type of guy’
@@MarsPlaysMusic if I add all the tags then maybe I can make an original comments and the ken comment bots will still give me my likes 🙏
@@Greg_Boing 200iq
I got severe brainrot from this comment
Does anybody notice he doesn't let direct sunlight hit him?
Kracula
@ZetQo Nosferamphetamine
“The power of friendship” Ken said, as he held hands and skipped through a field of daises with his two best friends; Tugg Speedman and GIGAGAYCYCLE.
which video did the esteemed gigagaycycle originate from
@@disc_arding "I love cyberbullying" is the title
Don't forget his other friend, MOVIS THE DAWG
@@PrimordialGoatedwhat vid is this?
What about Pablo?
There is no power without the pass royale
Hi
Have a new year
@@louisquartersson4555 hi, I certainly will I hope you do as well
plz change your pfp
12:05 kear -> Ken’s ear -> Ken’s ear of corn???
Anyway, here’s your Ken corn fact:
When first introduced to corn, the Chinese called it “the wheat of the barbarians.” This resulted in Clash of Clans copyright striking them like that one esports guy a while ago. Literally 1984.
Smash like for more Ken corn facts.
Cap
corn - phobe
Off course ken is the first guy i watch in 2025
*META STRATS FOR COMMENTING IN 2025*
1 Ken usualy uploads at 18:00 GMT (6pm) so prepare yourself arround that hour
2 Once the alcoholic uploads you NEED to comment something about
*0:00** **___** starts/stops yapping* and replacing ken with something funny or related with the video
3 *PUT THE VIDEO IN 2X SPEED*
idk why people don't do this you can see funny moments in advance and then comment them
4 *ORIGINAL COMMENTS*
this one is harder to pull off because you need to think something funny before someone else does, but if you succeed you will probably be the top comment (not this comment because its too long)
5 *Tugg speedman, Gigagaycycle, etc.*
People find theese funny somehow
and finaly
6 *Oil, supicious bush, your **___** makes my **___** grow, tugg the speedman etc.*
theese are hella funny
thank you for reading.
We got ewiz comment section speedruns before dart goblin evolution
#1 tip is to be incredibly unfunny and make weird sexual pdfile jokes
How is 6 funnier than 5
1:37 “Ken you look like you’re stuffed”
“No.”
“Just no.”
HAPPY NEW TUGG SPEEDMAN KEN 🥳🎉👺
I love the fact that at 2:22 ken plays an evo ice spirit and bats onto a dagger duchess just for it to die
gotta watch this at midnight so I can say I was the first person who finished to ken in 2025
9:11 goblin reveals he is the predeccesor of baloon lumberjack + freeze
The holograms are getting too real. It’s almost like he’s really playing. It’s been 3 years since his death 😢rip
I’ve been going through a rough time recently you’re videos help block the thoughts thank you Ken ily sm
I love you man, your videos are one of the not many things in my life that genuinely make me happy
Jokes aside I really liked his commentary today, hope Ken has a great New Years
I showed my boss this video and he gave me the rest of the year off. Thanks Ken
How many times has he mentioned freeze in the last 10 videos
4:27 Ken gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Day 17: New Year’s Eve Special
Ken woke up to the muffled sounds of fireworks in the distance. The sun was already setting, casting a faint orange glow through the frost-covered windows. It was New Year’s Eve-a day for celebrations, resolutions, and hope. But for Ken, it was just another reminder of another wasted year.
He rolled off the couch, dragging his blanket with him like a shroud. His body felt heavier than usual, weighed down by both the cold and the gnawing despair in his chest.
The smell of stale beer and sour sweat was unbearable, even to him. He vaguely thought about showering but decided against it. No one was coming over, and he wasn’t going anywhere.
Ken opened his phone and saw the usual notification:
“Clash Royale: Join the Countdown Event-New Year’s Special!”
He sighed and opened the app.
His first match was against a Golem Beatdown deck. He tried to defend, but his Elixir management was terrible. The Golem smashed through his towers like they were made of paper.
Defeat.
He queued again, this time against a Hog Cycle deck. Ken misplaced his Tornado spell, allowing the Hog Rider to tear through his last tower.
Defeat.
Ken groaned and tossed his phone onto the couch, burying his face in his hands.
Then, he heard it.
A loud crash, followed by heavy footsteps.
Ken’s head shot up, his heart pounding. The door to his room flew open, and in barged a massive, hulking figure.
It was a Barbarian.
The blonde-haired warrior, straight out of Clash Royale, ducked slightly to fit through the doorway. His bulging muscles gleamed as if freshly oiled, and he held a massive wooden club in one hand. His eyes locked onto Ken like a predator sizing up its prey.
Ken froze, his mouth hanging open. “W-what the-”
The Barbarian let out a deep, guttural grunt and swung his club, smashing Ken’s already broken coffee table into splinters.
“Wait! Please!” Ken shouted, scooting backward on the floor.
The Barbarian ignored him, grunting again as he flipped over the couch with one hand. His movements were primal, deliberate, and terrifying.
Ken scrambled to his feet, but the Barbarian was faster. With a guttural roar, the Barbarian grabbed Ken by the shirt and tossed him across the room like a rag doll. Ken landed hard, knocking over a pile of empty beer cans.
“Stop!” Ken begged, tears streaming down his face. “I-I’ll do anything!”
The Barbarian grunted again, his expression unreadable. He stomped toward Ken, who cowered in the corner.
Desperate for comfort, Ken spotted something on the floor-a pacifier. It was a joke gift from years ago, but in his panic, he grabbed it and shoved it into his mouth.
The Barbarian paused, tilting his head. A low, confused grunt escaped his lips as he watched Ken, now crying and sucking on the pacifier like a terrified toddler.
Ken’s sobs filled the room as the Barbarian stared at him for a long moment. Then, with a final snort of disgust, the Barbarian turned and stomped out of the apartment, slamming the door so hard the walls shook.
Ken sat in the corner, trembling and clutching the pacifier. The sounds of fireworks grew louder outside, signaling the approach of midnight.
“Tomorrow… will be different,” he whispered around the pacifier, though he didn’t believe it.
The distant cheers of people celebrating the new year were a cruel reminder of a world that had moved on without him.
Enough internet for today. Thank you, sir.
Happy new year goblinstien, and always keep on tugging your speedman
Happy New Year Ken! Thanks for a great year of content
I love when ken has a wacky time with his little friend
thank you ken for another inspirational video, cheers lad
this dude is exactly what I don't want to become in life
Ken is the type of guy to say “I’ve been drunk the entire year!” At 11:59, 12/31
probably the most chill Ken experience
You’re the first person I’m watching for the year whilst eating😂
2:49 saying POG going into 2025 💔🕊
Step 1: turn on Ken video
Step 2: 2x speed
Step 3: eat food
Step 4: laugh
Step 5: put away food
Step 6: Go do something fun!
have a good year every ken watcher
thanks mr mistrios happy new year
happy new year mr mistirios
Great video! I watched the whole thing and I must say-god tier
ken is the type of guy to reward himself with 12 beers after his hard work (posting a 10 minute video)
Notice how all his troops are level 15
If Ken says "the power of friendship" it is the power of friendship.
What he doesn’t tell us is that he still lives in Australia and he’s just relocated. He killed the neighbor and has been fleeing from the feds ever since
bro always looks so proud showing his deck at the start
Kens slowly looking more like the e-wiz
i loved the part where ken and tugg speedman held hands and danced merrily
Ken the type of guy to value positive elixir trades over friendship
Quit while youre behind
Ken you said you were planning to go back to Australia after Christmas, are you gonna return soon?
We got Ken playing freeze mirror before gta 6
Day thirteen of asking Ken to tell us about Ken Forrest's second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Another new year alone, kinda needed to hear that I wasn’t alone!
Happy New Year 🎊🎆🎈Ken and gang! Hope y’all being happy drinking minor juice
electro wiz starts yapping at 0:00
electro wiz stops yapping at 12:15
⬆️
Ken looks like gaston from beauty and the beast if he worked at 7/11
Happy new year kenny boy
Just did 500$ worth of coke, haven't blinked the last 2h and now I'm watching ken videos
Happy new year
Ken can you make a video playing royal chef while simultaneously cooking yourself pancakes
my main deck is basically just this. as soon as double elixir hits u can just cycle the recruits and get a mirrored recruits out as one set
hey bro, I lurk your videos hardcore, I watch them nonstop and often fall asleep to them. Keep posting or I'm oiling you up by force...
Are you gonna post my w against ur Xbow with my barb hut egolem 😂?
3 cycle mirror evo that mirrors the most recent card that you've played at it's evolved state, does not level it up tho it's the same level.
the goblinfreak got a low taper fade 😮
Great video Ken. Keep up the good work. You will find happiness
Financial literacy is the key to building a stable future.
Learning to save, invest, and manage money wisely can change lives.
Remember, every small step toward financial discipline makes a big difference over time!
Thank You Ken for oiling up so much this year! :) See you Next Year!!!
Love you bro, I found your channel recently. Happy new year
Kenny it is my birthday tomorrow! 🥹
It’s this guys birthday tomorrow
Did you hear that Ken? It’s his birthday tomorrow.
I think it’s his birthday Ken
Happy New Tugg Year fellas
Thumbs up earned simply with the opening line
0:00 ken emerges from the darkness
10:00 10 minutes as usual
im fucking watching ken as my first vid on new year
ken finally realizing why everyone plays arrows. because unlike zap, log, and barb barrel it actualyl just straight up kills every swarm/light unit and hits air
Not goofy enough Kenny boy. Run lightning cycle (the big one)
loved the minecraft with b-rad series, you should def make more minecraft vids.
playing freeze is like left handed people in society
Happy new year Ken I hope you let the kids in your basement see the fireworks
Nobody got the RL reference ?
where was the RL reference?
We’re NOT leaving Ken in 2024🙏
Whats the next step of the operation Ken?
2:20 Didn’t even connect💀
12:04 here Ken uses the phrase “more kear” in reference to himself. “Kear” sounds extremely similar to a word associated with gay people “queer”. Coincidence?
Notice how Ken gets on edge whenever his opponent uses miners...
My wife cheated on me, I started drinking again, I lost my job, my kids custody but I still can see your videos, thank you Ken
I hope he stops posting just so you lose everything
Like whats the point of the chef in this deck?
Watching Ken is like having a fever dream
Tugg speedman lives rent free in your head for all of 2025 🔮
0:00 My screen buffered on the first shot of Ken and it’s already all over the screen
Its time to get a haircut ken.
12:15 it finally ends
8:26 Ken wants be special just like tuggspeedman
Bro open up that wooden chest stop flexing with it
Would 100% watch some ken chess content
Evolved dart goblin starts yapping 0:00
Evolved dart goblin stops yapping 12:15
I love the part that he plays the same deck for the last 3 months and just changes the first 2 cards !
How does Ken not have a single video over 1M views
We leaving Ken n in 2024 with this one!
W Ken, happy new years
365th day locked in Ken's basement sigh😢
2:17 all that for ONE hit....