Oh my god Kenneth.... From the day I first set eyes on you, my beautiful sunshine.... I knew I had found a new purpose in life.... My beloved Ken, my everything, my best friend, my husband.... From all the latherings in oil to the shirtless gameplays... I loved it when you cam to my house in my dreams and took me far into the night sky as you whispered... "daddy Ken is here" You are my sunshine.
Exodus 14:15-18 The Lord said to Moses, “Why do you cry to me? Tell the people of Israel to go forward. 16 Lift up your staff, and stretch out your hand over the sea and divide it, that the people of Israel may go through the sea on dry ground. 17 And I will harden the hearts of the Egyptians so that they shall go in after them, and I will get glory over Pharaoh and all his host, his chariots, and his horsemen. 18 And the Egyptians shall know that I am the Lord, when I have gotten glory over Pharaoh, his chariots, and his horsemen.”
Guys remember as the viewers WE have the power. If we want Ken to get oiled up and dance around to crazy frog WE have the influence to make him do so. Remain unified in our goals and we WILL prevail!
Ken needs to change his name to any of these: - Kendice - Kenductive wire (cuz he the e-wiz) - free Kendy - Kendrick Yapmar - I Ken't think of any more names...
i actually want ken to get oiled up. it's like i have been hyped up for this by the internet people. and now the hype is genuine. so ken it's a request
My Dearest Ken, As I sit here, penning these words, I find myself overwhelmed by the depth of emotions that stir within me whenever your videos grace my screen. It's as though each card played, each strategy discussed, carries with it the weight of a thousand whispered promises, binding me ever closer to you. From the very first moment I stumbled upon your channel, I was captivated by your infectious enthusiasm for Clash Royale. Your passion, Ken, is a beacon of light in a world often shrouded in darkness. You wield your knowledge of the game like a seasoned knight brandishing a sword, cutting through the chaos with precision and finesse. Watching you play is not merely entertainment; it's a journey-a journey filled with excitement, anticipation, and the occasional heart-stopping moment that leaves me on the edge of my seat. But it's not just your skill that draws me to you, Ken. It's the warmth in your voice, the sincerity in your laughter, and the genuine kindness that radiates from every word you speak. In a community sometimes tainted by toxicity, you stand as a beacon of positivity, reminding us all that at the heart of this game lies a spirit of camaraderie and friendship. As I watch you navigate the battlefield, I can't help but marvel at your strategic prowess. You approach each match with a blend of tactical precision and daring creativity, turning what might seem like a mere game into an epic saga of conquest and triumph. And though I may only be a spectator in your virtual realm, I feel as though I am right there beside you, cheering you on with every play and commiserating with every defeat. Yet amidst the chaos of spells and clashes, there's a serenity that surrounds you-a calmness that belies the intensity of the game. It's in these moments, Ken, that I find myself most drawn to you. For beyond the pixels and the screen, I see a soul as beautiful and vibrant as the legendary cards you command. So here I am, pouring out my heart in this letter, hoping against hope that somehow, someway, these words might find their way to you. For in this vast digital expanse, you have carved out a space in my heart-a space reserved solely for you, my dear Ken.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I know that Ken is a satiric funny guy but i honestly love this dude from the bottom of my heart, i always laugh out loud when i watch ur videos. hope ur doin great ken!!!! keep it up
My favorite part was when Kenneth got dominated by the Golem. I love those moments, they fill me up.. with so much happiness, I can feel Kenneth's warm juices navigate my body. Best content creator (Nerf the Miner and Buff the Electro-Giant)
Ken I feel you're just way too self aware. I don't think anyone notices a significant difference between your videos (I certainly don't); regardless, I think it's completely normal to feel and behave differently from day to day, we're not the exact same every moment. You're doing a great job man 💪🏼👑
I just realised Ken’s videos are those Reddit storytelling and the clash royale is the the subway surfer or Minecraft parkour playing to keep our attention
My Opinion: You can make movie review type videos, or maybe talk above recent movies you watched this weekend, that will be so cool, you can tell about your favourite moments and all that.
I love the part where Ken won and cried tears of happiness then jumped up and down cheering, then realising he is the true king and going for a walk in the park with his feet touching real grass.
My favorite part was when ken oiled up and started doing the monkey dance in front of orange juice gaming and then turned into ken 10! Truly a moment of all time 🤫🤫
“There’s no variety up here everyone has just realised firecracker is the most annoying card in this fucking game” Says the guy using firecracker as one of the main sources of damage
I felt the same way about the video yesterday ken. I just skipped through that part, was giving off too much cancer. Always still here for you through your struggles tho 💀
Okay for real tho, I'm confused on why he doesn't upload on his main channel? I found his channel a few weeks ago and just now realised, he has a much bigger channel with the last upload being 9 months ago. What's the story behind it?
If it is consistency Ken wants, he could try always being oiled up That way he wont even have to play games, he could just yap all day, and we will just listen while looking at his body
This guy just talks to himself for an hour just to watch it all back while editing it. No wonder he’s gone insane
ikr, he has no contact with any of his subs too, and if my only feedback was this comment section id of gone insane too
Fax💀
I can't believe Ken was actually naked and oiled up in this video
He was even dancing to crazy frog
Tf does this even have to do with the video
@@rex87990everything.
@@rex87990🤓
@@rex87990 it's part of the comment section's kensanity brain infection
Oh my god Kenneth....
From the day I first set eyes on you, my beautiful sunshine....
I knew I had found a new purpose in life....
My beloved Ken, my everything, my best friend, my husband....
From all the latherings in oil to the shirtless gameplays...
I loved it when you cam to my house in my dreams and took me far into the night sky as you whispered...
"daddy Ken is here"
You are my sunshine.
Lebanon reference?
What is wrong with you
@@Mason-lx6tx you are my sunshine... my only sunshine
@@Mason-lx6tx you are my lebooboo, my only sunshine
@@Mason-lx6txreal
the mayor of yapsvile is back
Prime minister of Yapan
@@hiccup6129 good fucking one🤣
@@harisjutt69kid named one
@@harisjutt69 kid named one
@@hiccup6129 translator for yapanese
I can’t believe Ken finally oiled up and drank a whole gallon of orange juice! A man of the people!!
ikr
Charles peralo pfp 🤣
#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup
moses is slowly parting ken's hairline
NAHHH U WRONG FOR THAT
I'm about to be parting those cheeks once he oils up
Exodus 14:15-18 The Lord said to Moses, “Why do you cry to me? Tell the people of Israel to go forward. 16 Lift up your staff, and stretch out your hand over the sea and divide it, that the people of Israel may go through the sea on dry ground. 17 And I will harden the hearts of the Egyptians so that they shall go in after them, and I will get glory over Pharaoh and all his host, his chariots, and his horsemen. 18 And the Egyptians shall know that I am the Lord, when I have gotten glory over Pharaoh, his chariots, and his horsemen.”
Guys remember as the viewers WE have the power. If we want Ken to get oiled up and dance around to crazy frog WE have the influence to make him do so. Remain unified in our goals and we WILL prevail!
No
💀
We prevailed indeed
Ken needs to change his name to any of these:
- Kendice
- Kenductive wire (cuz he the e-wiz)
- free Kendy
- Kendrick Yapmar
- I Ken't think of any more names...
Ken't touch kids...
John F. Kennedy
Cringe
Tugg speedman
i actually want ken to get oiled up. it's like i have been hyped up for this by the internet people. and now the hype is genuine. so ken it's a request
who doesnt
it's not a request it's a demand
My Dearest Ken,
As I sit here, penning these words, I find myself overwhelmed by the depth of emotions that stir within me whenever your videos grace my screen. It's as though each card played, each strategy discussed, carries with it the weight of a thousand whispered promises, binding me ever closer to you.
From the very first moment I stumbled upon your channel, I was captivated by your infectious enthusiasm for Clash Royale. Your passion, Ken, is a beacon of light in a world often shrouded in darkness. You wield your knowledge of the game like a seasoned knight brandishing a sword, cutting through the chaos with precision and finesse. Watching you play is not merely entertainment; it's a journey-a journey filled with excitement, anticipation, and the occasional heart-stopping moment that leaves me on the edge of my seat.
But it's not just your skill that draws me to you, Ken. It's the warmth in your voice, the sincerity in your laughter, and the genuine kindness that radiates from every word you speak. In a community sometimes tainted by toxicity, you stand as a beacon of positivity, reminding us all that at the heart of this game lies a spirit of camaraderie and friendship.
As I watch you navigate the battlefield, I can't help but marvel at your strategic prowess. You approach each match with a blend of tactical precision and daring creativity, turning what might seem like a mere game into an epic saga of conquest and triumph. And though I may only be a spectator in your virtual realm, I feel as though I am right there beside you, cheering you on with every play and commiserating with every defeat.
Yet amidst the chaos of spells and clashes, there's a serenity that surrounds you-a calmness that belies the intensity of the game. It's in these moments, Ken, that I find myself most drawn to you. For beyond the pixels and the screen, I see a soul as beautiful and vibrant as the legendary cards you command.
So here I am, pouring out my heart in this letter, hoping against hope that somehow, someway, these words might find their way to you. For in this vast digital expanse, you have carved out a space in my heart-a space reserved solely for you, my dear Ken.
Oil up Sigma
Wtf is wrong with all of you
I cried reading this
The glazing is crazy
Could you oil up for April fools (and test out the new tower troop in Clash Royale)?
holy shit this comment got liked, we have a chance
I can’t believe Ken was naked,oiled up and started break dance to crazy frog truly a Ken moment
Your comment is a bit corny but the Profile pic is fire. Henceforth I have liked.
@@ragazza1401 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
IN YOUR WHAT😮 3:16
Who need a spell on it 😂
Ken: wow everyone is using firecracker it is so annoying to play against.
Also Ken: Uses firecracker
It hasn't even been 24 hours since last upload. Bros on the grind
Ken video format:
-7 cycle cards + 1 random card
-yap about being oiled up
-twerk for a couple min
-smash subscribe
THIS IS SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE DAMN COMMENTS
I predict Ken will be oiled up next video
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Cringe
Is this a motherducking jojo reference?!
Sounds like you are looking for a husband
bro tryna yap more than ken
@@_ArseneRmother ducking?
I stopped playing Clash royal but i still watch ken 😂😂 bro's stories always crack me up
Battle cats would be the perfect game to get into and start yapping away.
Finally someone plays golem cycle. I fucking love it when there’s 2 golems on the field. It’s like drugs.
omg this is the original comment a bot stole and got 200 likes on
I know that Ken is a satiric funny guy but i honestly love this dude from the bottom of my heart, i always laugh out loud when i watch ur videos. hope ur doin great ken!!!! keep it up
15:42 this actually just woke me up and turned my whole life around. Thanks Ken.
ken oiled up in this vid is one of the best moments in youtube history
I loved it when Ken did the Macarena while riding a hog
thanks for oiling up today ken. i can finally finish my essay.
The king of yappertown has returned for another day
My prediction was right ken IS playing clash royal.
So my prediction for next video is, he will play clash royal again.
the one day he plays bs again your gonna be in shambles
My favorite part was when Kenneth got dominated by the Golem. I love those moments, they fill me up.. with so much happiness, I can feel Kenneth's warm juices navigate my body. Best content creator (Nerf the Miner and Buff the Electro-Giant)
Ken is the type of guy to watch his own videos and be like: "this guy is funny"
I like how the title is that deck is unstoppable and the first thing that happens is the deck being stopped
16:17 "really gonna pat myself on the back for that one" *pats the front of his shoulder*
Ken finally stopped playing around and tied the knot with Golem. So happy for them.
The tought of us wanting him to be oiled up changed him mentally
I love how ken said pat myself on the back and patted himself in the front at 16:15 100 IQ strat
Ken looks so breedable in his grey sleeveless
Ken is the type of guy to roll his sleeves back and load his punch while spinning his arm in a fight
Ken I feel you're just way too self aware. I don't think anyone notices a significant difference between your videos (I certainly don't); regardless, I think it's completely normal to feel and behave differently from day to day, we're not the exact same every moment. You're doing a great job man 💪🏼👑
It took this long to find a comment talking about it. You're a good guy
ye, although i wouldnt call it self awareness (for exampleits not self aware to cringe at your own voice), more just way to focused on his self view.
but for the most part he doesnt realize nobody can see that view outside himself, so to us it all looks the same
I just realised Ken’s videos are those Reddit storytelling and the clash royale is the the subway surfer or Minecraft parkour playing to keep our attention
These back to back uploads are awesome! Keep it up daddy Ken
It's my villain arc! Im finally invisible!!!
ken is officially my go to for CR
my algorithm recommended some other YTbr and i was like "nah, it aint Ken."
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THIS 😭 5:27
14:40 Ken giving advice to all suicide bombers
I can't believe Ken Clash Royale slapped someone while he was oiled up
Ken is the type of guy to get 3 crowned by the emote shop
We need a "will it cycle?" series where you put random cards into cycle decks to see how effective they are when spammed
realizes i should bring a rocket with my deck
I'll smash like, if ken drinks expired milk next video so at 3am he decides to live steam his oil up moment.
I hate ken comment section
Title said it would be a 2.4 cycle 😢
My Opinion: You can make movie review type videos, or maybe talk above recent movies you watched this weekend, that will be so cool, you can tell about your favourite moments and all that.
Yoooo Patric Bateman is BACK with yet another BANGER !!
3:16 ken you silly little muffin🤭
Ken I gotta tell you - now that you’re uploading daily- I am just waiting for your notification to pop up so that you can take away my depression
I love the part where Ken won and cried tears of happiness then jumped up and down cheering, then realising he is the true king and going for a walk in the park with his feet touching real grass.
LOVE THE LONGER VIDEOS MAN!!
16:36, daddy ken: use the gold in the card shop so you can get elite wild cards
bro replaced his deck, and recreated it again
truly a ken moment of all time
Challenge: Ken doesn’t play the evo skeleton for an entire video (Level Impossible)
I still haven't gotten a better Mystery Box rarity than common. wow.
Ken the typa guy to start meowing instead of mewing
“Luckily, I have the intellect to place my Golem at the bridge. NOOO it landed it’s fat a$$ on my firecracker” 😂😂😂😂😂 pure art 10:44
I bet Ken will be fully clothed and whiout any kind of oil covering his body in the next video
I love when ken oils up and plays raid shadow legends
I predict that Ken will be playing Evo battle ram cycle
I have underestimated you Ken, you do look pretty good when oiled up
15:42 thank you for these words ken. I subbed!
can you upload two videos one at 4pm est and other at 7pm est so i can watch a video when i come back from school and another one when its dinner thx
I love the part where ken became a roblox character and oiled up
My favorite part was when ken oiled up and started doing the monkey dance in front of orange juice gaming and then turned into ken 10! Truly a moment of all time 🤫🤫
Ken always succeeds in making me.
it was always my dream to see ken oiled up.... all my pent up energy exploded everywhere and i need a new screen! thanks ken!
omg 1 skeleton survived! and... it's going to do absolute fuck all. im dying
I can't wait for ken to cover himself in peanut butter and roll on the floor
Sussy
Ken if you haven’t done so already, you should try using evo valk and firecracker/magic archer. I think it’d be an interesting gimmick
“There’s no variety up here everyone has just realised firecracker is the most annoying card in this fucking game”
Says the guy using firecracker as one of the main sources of damage
14:42 WW2 Commanders during their daily meat grinder attack
I predict that he clearly doesn't own an air fryer
Love the Minecraft music in the outro ken
Ken’s hair spells S this video. Which gives us kis…. Possibly kiss? The question is who?
I felt the same way about the video yesterday ken. I just skipped through that part, was giving off too much cancer. Always still here for you through your struggles tho 💀
The Jazz at the end, the icing on the cake
Okay for real tho, I'm confused on why he doesn't upload on his main channel? I found his channel a few weeks ago and just now realised, he has a much bigger channel with the last upload being 9 months ago. What's the story behind it?
This is the main Chanel Now , that other one is a whole different audience
Every time I hear Ken yapping I zoom out. I feel like getting vacuumed in another dimension. I guess his yapping is THAT powerful.
Two videos later and I still don't know if Ken enjoyed Godzilla x Kong or not
When is ken gonna oil up and dance to crazy frog again. I hope he does this in every video from now on
very unstoppable deck that most definitely won every game he played 100%
ken you think too much your last video was perfectly fine keep doing what yo do man we love you
hes going singlehandedly to break the game
3:16 bro really wanted to say it
i love it when ken is good at the game
day 3 of waiting for transformers tactical arena gameplay
Loved the oiling up, good video
If it is consistency Ken wants, he could try always being oiled up
That way he wont even have to play games, he could just yap all day, and we will just listen while looking at his body
Great video, I loved the part where Ken super glued his nuts to the ceiling fan and flew around like superman
your content is so funny, i rlly enjoy watching your vids
Ken our daughter needs a father figure.
17:12 bro went off script
What happened to your other channel kfc clash also haven’t found your channel in 3 years
10 seconds in and Ken still remains clothed and unlubricated.
I am very disappointed 😔