@@feelcollins4358 Eat less, shit more. It's simple. Oh, yea, also a minimum of movement in your daily life, just walk to the store 800 meters away, instead of driving, Well, you are american, so maybe walk the 800 meters to your local gun store.. It will work.
Before I began watching your content I had zero female companions but now that I started watching it I actually yearn the touch of a man and get plenty of men thank you modest pelican for doing this great work
In my game of Pokémon Scarlet, I caught a wingull, named it ModestPelly!, and then evolved it into the pelican Pokémon, Pelipper, but I abandoned it when I realized that it didn't have the ideal modest nature. This way it really helps spread the good word of your channel.
Now why would that happen? It's not like this franchise kills it's protagonist at the end of the story... Besides, Peli would just pour some holy water on him and the lad would be fine.
I feel like this is really dumb but as a kid, my mom always said getting me to drink water was like getting me to drink poison. But after years of watching this Australian bird's content, I have unironically been drinking more water.
My favorite thing about this channel, is I don't remember how I found it, don't remember subscribing, and don't really go to the channel for videos. I think I found the channel when I was in a really bad place, but after watching a couple videos I turned my life around and I'm currently drowning in water. I've never been so happy and so hydrated. But seriously. Every time The Blessed Modest Pelican drops a video, it's always gold.
Geoff I really miss your Hitman content back in 2019 and 2020. I keep rewatching them over and over again and I still laugh like I am having an epileptic seizure. My wife said that if I replay the Hitman series one more time she's gonna divorce me - now I am watching it all by myself. Best decision ever. Please bring back your old golden sense of humour and slightly-slower speed voice back. Love you buddy.
I can't belive they let you say "It's like crack, only it makes your life better" about their product in that sponsored bit hahahaha! That's too funny.
Holy Shit, not only is the gamersupps thing actually free, they also sell "Waifu Cups" and a flavour just called "Titty Milk" This is the long term sponsor we've been waiting for.
Dang Arthur loves turkey happy thanksgiving, Modest Pelican. My thanks are you making my life on RUclips a better place with somebody who actually plays red dead redemption 2 in the funniest way possible.
I am on my 4th play of this game. I have nearly 300 hours in but I have yet to visit Thomas Downes (the farmer who gives Arthur the Icky whom you visited in this video). And currently Micah is still in the Strawberry jail. If you never do those two things then Arthur never gets sick and the PoS who kills Arthurt stays in jail forever. You can enjoy the game with no new story missions or hassle. The fact you visited Thomas in this video and got Arthur sick before you started your weight gain journey feels... like you did it intentionally lol
I always queue up a video before I hop in the shower, and when Peli is at the top of my feed with a new video I know it’s gonna be a great ride. Today I watched your ad in showerception. Love ur vids dude ur humor kills me every time
I'm replaying this game for the first time since beating it earlier this year, and I too bulked up papa Arthur! And like my last playthrough I am high honour. Next time I'm gonna be a skinny low honour kinda guy. P. S. I love your videos Pelican!
I unplugged my grandfather's life support so I could charge my phone to show my family modest pelican. My grandad has been sufficiently hydrated for years now
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, “well,… damn!” Like share subscribe retweet follow for more such inspirational hydration jokes
That gamer supps is really good, had my energy from zero to hero haha. anyways going to get more of that dino fart or whatever it was called lol, and it taste like kool-aid
Intro Idea: "If you like the video, please marry a woman and name all of your children 'subscribe to Modest Pelican' as this really spreads the good word of my channel"
The ironic thing about the intro is that penicillin wasn't ever sought after, it was accidentily discovered when a scientisst was too lazy to clean up his lab equipment
Peli, you've said some pretty sus things along the way, but out of context, 8:53 just might be the worst of the bunch... 😂🤣 But it's why we love ya, so what does that say about us who follow your antics? 😅
click this link (not a scam): gamersupps.gg/Peli
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We just gonna ignore the fact that Arthur gave the blind beggar money and then has him tied up on his horse in the next scene….😂
Bro that has me dying rn😂
He said that there weren't many honest npc left, can't let this one go to waste, need to treasure him
I was surprised by that
7:12 for anyone looking
Braah
Giving the blind guy cash and a free ride. Peli is such a warmhearted and hydrated legend.
Dont tell me u didnt see the horse taking a 14:15 see it for urself
Don't make me fat, I'm as fit as a fiddle
No i am!
@@KimJongFunny fat, yes
Tuberculosis: Allow me to introduce myself
@@Luffy-su1ho well, california here I come
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It actually saves him from TB because the extra weight helps feed his body during the sickness
it doesn't save him but it makes him appear healthier
@@theoutsiderjess1869 I know, I'm just setting up a fantasy for the gullible
Me when i purposefully spread false information on the internet
@@JohnFartblast Based.
@@trevorclinton5692what does that word mean
I love how he’s repeating the same idea for each series but I still love it 😂
god dam long time viewers
@@ModestPelican fr man trying to cheese us
@@ModestPelican isn’t it like 2 am in Australia
@@HappySpy242 4:38 am lol
Same game diffrent characters
"In Qatar, however, this will go down as a death due to natural causes"🤣
Made my day.
Thank you for entertaining us as always.
250,000++ people literally die from obesity annually in the USA 🤣
@@feelcollins4358 So what? They had a choice.
@@therealFearlessBOB Yeah, the illusion of choice. I'm sure they all wanted to die early from obesity
@@feelcollins4358 Eat less, shit more. It's simple.
Oh, yea, also a minimum of movement in your daily life, just walk to the store 800 meters away, instead of driving,
Well, you are american, so maybe walk the 800 meters to your local gun store..
It will work.
@@therealFearlessBOB How naïve
only channel you don't skip the advertisement part as it's just as good as the video itself
Yeh I just got it for free lol
Haahah yeah first time I find an add not annoying 😂
precisely my thought, the bastard made me watch an ad AND enjoy doing it : )
super agree with this
Nah I still skip it
Half way through this I totally forget the objective was to just get fat , great commentary lmao.
He isn't fat. He's just thick-boned
It’s just water weight!
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Shut up Kyle
@@tacticaltoad5258 *screams*
@@tacticaltoad5258 hydration weight
When you rode off with the blind beggar on the back of the horse is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Had me actually laughing out loud.
He’s not fat he’s just sufficiently hydrated
His body is holding a massive amount of water
Haven't you ever heard of the term "Water belly".
7:18 HAD ME DEAD ON THE FLOOR! 😂😂😂😂 he just says so much with out saying anything at all
Did it
Before I began watching your content I had zero female companions but now that I started watching it I actually yearn the touch of a man and get plenty of men thank you modest pelican for doing this great work
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In my game of Pokémon Scarlet, I caught a wingull, named it ModestPelly!, and then evolved it into the pelican Pokémon, Pelipper, but I abandoned it when I realized that it didn't have the ideal modest nature. This way it really helps spread the good word of your channel.
i wish i could like this comment more than once
My man out here doin the lords work.
what a nice protagonist, I hope he doesn't die
I'm halfway through chapter 6, so good so far!
I sure hope, he didnt get tb or anything in a mission in this video...
Now why would that happen?
It's not like this franchise kills it's protagonist at the end of the story...
Besides, Peli would just pour some holy water on him and the lad would be fine.
You actually made me watch an entire sponsorship section without even knowing it until it got to the end
Gotta be one of the best sponsor segments I've seen. Even made me get a glass of water afterwards
@@TheDJDUCK01 zach star is the best at those
@@TheDJDUCK01 no disrespect to peli
Right?
Was actually quite funny too! This is the first time I've seen this channel but it's a great start, and I'll show him to my brother and friends too!
That bit with him giving money to the blind man, then next scene he’s carrying his corpse on his way to rob a train, I can’t 😂
The "I head over to meet John and the boys" shot got me good!
Well done Peli.
12:53 "javier and i ride off to find a new campsite" yknow theres more than one minority in camp man 😂
Modest pelican is the only man who can make an ad and make the video better for having it
"put on a UV drip"
an ultra violet drip? nothing like 200 CCs of sunshine right to the veins! lmao
Ur content is so good peli. I really hope u hit 2 mil by the end of the year becuase u deserve it
aw thanks bro
@@ModestPelican unsubbing
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@@JeremyWashington1489 dodgy malaka
@@JeremyWashington1489 dodgy malaka
I feel like this is really dumb but as a kid, my mom always said getting me to drink water was like getting me to drink poison. But after years of watching this Australian bird's content, I have unironically been drinking more water.
Wasn't expecting that at 7:29 💀
He said it's refreshing to see a honest NPC and cuts to him riding with the guy dead on the back 😭
As a greek, the "little malaka" at 6:06 got me real good!!
this dude's humour is so fucking great, every video of his is gold
If more people made sponsor segments like this, i'd happily watch it
I'm absolutely loving these RDR videos, keep it up and I hope your last video isn't demonetized anymore.
"javier and I ride off" *proceeds to go with charles*
I just came across this video by accident, my goodness it's the funniest RDR2 overview vid I've ever watched 🤣 the dialogue is so quick and hilarious
3:15 If memory serves right this is moment when Arthur got the tuberculosis
Definitely one of my favourite games of all time, will always have a place in my heart
The fact you killed the blind npc made me giggle a bit 💀
This is the funniest Pelican vid yet. So much great stuff, even the ad was funny, but the "two wives" bit floored me
It was very funny when you escorted the incapacitated blind man to save him from unwanted premarital relations
My favorite thing about this channel, is I don't remember how I found it, don't remember subscribing, and don't really go to the channel for videos. I think I found the channel when I was in a really bad place, but after watching a couple videos I turned my life around and I'm currently drowning in water. I've never been so happy and so hydrated.
But seriously. Every time The Blessed Modest Pelican drops a video, it's always gold.
Peli’s writing and delivery is superb
8:15 the horse is just shitting a weeks worth of buffet casually as u celebrate a sucessful heist
The transition from helping the blind, to innocently riding to the next destination was gold 😂
PLEASE continue this series! It's so entertaining
Nice bro. Making things good for all...
Okay, YT recommended this vid and because I'm tipsy, I said "why not"
And once the water argument gave way, I knew I was in. Keep going, dude!
12:55 are we just gonna ignore that my man called Charles javier 😭😭😭😭
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I’m not the only one who realised 😭
I love this man's humour, he never laughs he says it so casually.
Thank god for this Christian Music Channel, am I right
Geoff I really miss your Hitman content back in 2019 and 2020. I keep rewatching them over and over again and I still laugh like I am having an epileptic seizure. My wife said that if I replay the Hitman series one more time she's gonna divorce me - now I am watching it all by myself. Best decision ever. Please bring back your old golden sense of humour and slightly-slower speed voice back. Love you buddy.
So basically you're saying "Please change your personality and voice"
7:12 bro you got us in the first half not gonna lie 💀
I love the horse crapping everywhere with the bois in the dead of night. Not going to lie I was fully torqued
6:55 I had no idea npcs could do what I want to everyday
hope u get better
@@Random_Violinist aw thanks bro
@@Mimir_the_wise_ gotta help a fellow clone trooper anytime
Skill issue
Me seeing the blind beggar’s body on the horse is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂😂
I can't belive they let you say "It's like crack, only it makes your life better" about their product in that sponsored bit hahahaha! That's too funny.
Not that shocking when you remember jschlatt owns gamer supps 😂
@@tinyprettymoon Ahhhhh that makes total sense now lol. I didn't even know that. xD
“I’m just glad that there’s some honest npc’s in this game” cut no next clip of him dragging the beggars money had me dead
Wow the sheep herder actually shot himself in the head. Damn I miss the detail in this game
Even Peli's ads are super hydrated
7:26 is so funny lmao
"As long as it doesn't rain, and we don't catch typhoid or an STD from the rotting bodies, .. this is absolutely perfect"
LMAO
10:51 pelican story
“Anyways I head over to meet John and the boys” are we just not gonna talk about the man on the horse? 😭😭😭
I ❤ how he reuses content ideas but makes it better everytime
6 minutes and 9 seconds has to be the longest you've ever gone without saying malaca
”I have a lot of respect for sheep, because they wear our clothes even before they exist” - Peli 2022
Holy Shit, not only is the gamersupps thing actually free, they also sell "Waifu Cups" and a flavour just called "Titty Milk"
This is the long term sponsor we've been waiting for.
I love the Quatar jokes 😂
7:28 He gives the blind man money and in the next scene he’s tied up on his horse 😂
These videos make my day. I hope I can evolve one day into a pelican. My mouth can already hold more than my belly so I'm halfway there.
Naw ur really just a NPC …..I’m sorry to do this to you
Finally the good content that I was looking for. Keep it up Papapeli
That shade at around 5:00 almost made me spit out my drink
Fuck you papa peli and happy thanksgiving ❤️
Dang Arthur loves turkey
happy thanksgiving, Modest Pelican. My thanks are you making my life on RUclips a better place with somebody who actually plays red dead redemption 2 in the funniest way possible.
I am on my 4th play of this game. I have nearly 300 hours in but I have yet to visit Thomas Downes (the farmer who gives Arthur the Icky whom you visited in this video). And currently Micah is still in the Strawberry jail. If you never do those two things then Arthur never gets sick and the PoS who kills Arthurt stays in jail forever. You can enjoy the game with no new story missions or hassle. The fact you visited Thomas in this video and got Arthur sick before you started your weight gain journey feels... like you did it intentionally lol
I always queue up a video before I hop in the shower, and when Peli is at the top of my feed with a new video I know it’s gonna be a great ride.
Today I watched your ad in showerception. Love ur vids dude ur humor kills me every time
I'm replaying this game for the first time since beating it earlier this year, and I too bulked up papa Arthur! And like my last playthrough I am high honour. Next time I'm gonna be a skinny low honour kinda guy. P. S. I love your videos Pelican!
I'm a heavy bad honor kind of guy
the beggar and the two wives scene was so outta pocket i had to crack a giggle, this man is comedic gold ;D
2:43 Youth Bible study simulator 🤣
Very effective for my weight loss journey
YES, MORE RDR2 STORY!
:D
I unplugged my grandfather's life support so I could charge my phone to show my family modest pelican. My grandad has been sufficiently hydrated for years now
5:50 IM DONE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The shade thrown on Qatar😂😂😂
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, “well,… damn!”
Like share subscribe retweet follow for more such inspirational hydration jokes
Arthur is just bloated from all the water he is drinking what a guy there is nothing more inspirational than a bloated water drinking outlaw
10:28
I’m right here bro
NO WAY WE FOUND HIM!
The consistency of this channel is noticeable
That gamer supps is really good, had my energy from zero to hero haha. anyways going to get more of that dino fart or whatever it was called lol, and it taste like kool-aid
Intro Idea: "If you like the video, please marry a woman and name all of your children 'subscribe to Modest Pelican' as this really spreads the good word of my channel"
3:06 DONT!!!!@!
Came for the rdr2 content, stayed for the Qatar roasts
I love how he said the game is set 1999... You're about a hundred years off modest pelican
When you rode away with the blind begger on your horse I died... lolol
5:10 💀💀💀 HAHAHHAHAHHA GOAT
I discovered Gaming Pelican this past week. I've spent every day, all day, drinking water 24/7 & watching Peli. I have reached peak human being.
2:07 you look like a sober Eminem
The ironic thing about the intro is that penicillin wasn't ever sought after, it was accidentily discovered when a scientisst was too lazy to clean up his lab equipment
7:24 LMFAOOOO
Blocking Jose's view as a power play is hilarious😂😂😂
Yo wait what 11:00
After being kind to the honest and blind NPC you head off to meet John... with said NPC on horseback lol
That was gold 🤣
9:16 🗿.
We gonna ignore that he called charles javier
“ but first I have some business to attend to, I punch a bull and head for the town of Rhodes”😭😭🤣
Peli, you've said some pretty sus things along the way, but out of context, 8:53 just might be the worst of the bunch... 😂🤣
But it's why we love ya, so what does that say about us who follow your antics? 😅