@@feelcollins4358 Eat less, shit more. It's simple. Oh, yea, also a minimum of movement in your daily life, just walk to the store 800 meters away, instead of driving, Well, you are american, so maybe walk the 800 meters to your local gun store.. It will work.
Before I began watching your content I had zero female companions but now that I started watching it I actually yearn the touch of a man and get plenty of men thank you modest pelican for doing this great work
In my game of Pokémon Scarlet, I caught a wingull, named it ModestPelly!, and then evolved it into the pelican Pokémon, Pelipper, but I abandoned it when I realized that it didn't have the ideal modest nature. This way it really helps spread the good word of your channel.
Now why would that happen? It's not like this franchise kills it's protagonist at the end of the story... Besides, Peli would just pour some holy water on him and the lad would be fine.
I feel like this is really dumb but as a kid, my mom always said getting me to drink water was like getting me to drink poison. But after years of watching this Australian bird's content, I have unironically been drinking more water.
I can't belive they let you say "It's like crack, only it makes your life better" about their product in that sponsored bit hahahaha! That's too funny.
Geoff I really miss your Hitman content back in 2019 and 2020. I keep rewatching them over and over again and I still laugh like I am having an epileptic seizure. My wife said that if I replay the Hitman series one more time she's gonna divorce me - now I am watching it all by myself. Best decision ever. Please bring back your old golden sense of humour and slightly-slower speed voice back. Love you buddy.
My favorite thing about this channel, is I don't remember how I found it, don't remember subscribing, and don't really go to the channel for videos. I think I found the channel when I was in a really bad place, but after watching a couple videos I turned my life around and I'm currently drowning in water. I've never been so happy and so hydrated. But seriously. Every time The Blessed Modest Pelican drops a video, it's always gold.
I am on my 4th play of this game. I have nearly 300 hours in but I have yet to visit Thomas Downes (the farmer who gives Arthur the Icky whom you visited in this video). And currently Micah is still in the Strawberry jail. If you never do those two things then Arthur never gets sick and the PoS who kills Arthurt stays in jail forever. You can enjoy the game with no new story missions or hassle. The fact you visited Thomas in this video and got Arthur sick before you started your weight gain journey feels... like you did it intentionally lol
I'm replaying this game for the first time since beating it earlier this year, and I too bulked up papa Arthur! And like my last playthrough I am high honour. Next time I'm gonna be a skinny low honour kinda guy. P. S. I love your videos Pelican!
That gamer supps is really good, had my energy from zero to hero haha. anyways going to get more of that dino fart or whatever it was called lol, and it taste like kool-aid
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, “well,… damn!” Like share subscribe retweet follow for more such inspirational hydration jokes
Peli, you've said some pretty sus things along the way, but out of context, 8:53 just might be the worst of the bunch... 😂🤣 But it's why we love ya, so what does that say about us who follow your antics? 😅
click this link (not a scam): gamersupps.gg/Peli
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We just gonna ignore the fact that Arthur gave the blind beggar money and then has him tied up on his horse in the next scene….😂
Bro that has me dying rn😂
He said that there weren't many honest npc left, can't let this one go to waste, need to treasure him
I was surprised by that
7:12 for anyone looking
Braah
Giving the blind guy cash and a free ride. Peli is such a warmhearted and hydrated legend.
Dont tell me u didnt see the horse taking a 14:15 see it for urself
I love how he’s repeating the same idea for each series but I still love it 😂
god dam long time viewers
@@ModestPelican fr man trying to cheese us
@@ModestPelican isn’t it like 2 am in Australia
@@HappySpy242 4:38 am lol
Same game diffrent characters
It actually saves him from TB because the extra weight helps feed his body during the sickness
it doesn't save him but it makes him appear healthier
@@theoutsiderjess1869 I know, I'm just setting up a fantasy for the gullible
Me when i purposefully spread false information on the internet
@@JohnFartblast Based.
@@trevorclinton5692what does that word mean
Don't make me fat, I'm as fit as a fiddle
No i am!
@@KimJongFunny fat, yes
Tuberculosis: Allow me to introduce myself
@@Luffy-su1ho well, california here I come
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"In Qatar, however, this will go down as a death due to natural causes"🤣
Made my day.
Thank you for entertaining us as always.
250,000++ people literally die from obesity annually in the USA 🤣
@@feelcollins4358 So what? They had a choice.
@@therealFearlessBOB Yeah, the illusion of choice. I'm sure they all wanted to die early from obesity
@@feelcollins4358 Eat less, shit more. It's simple.
Oh, yea, also a minimum of movement in your daily life, just walk to the store 800 meters away, instead of driving,
Well, you are american, so maybe walk the 800 meters to your local gun store..
It will work.
@@therealFearlessBOB How naïve
only channel you don't skip the advertisement part as it's just as good as the video itself
Yeh I just got it for free lol
Haahah yeah first time I find an add not annoying 😂
precisely my thought, the bastard made me watch an ad AND enjoy doing it : )
super agree with this
Nah I still skip it
7:18 HAD ME DEAD ON THE FLOOR! 😂😂😂😂 he just says so much with out saying anything at all
Did it
He isn't fat. He's just thick-boned
It’s just water weight!
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Shut up Kyle
@@tacticaltoad5258 *screams*
@@tacticaltoad5258 hydration weight
Half way through this I totally forget the objective was to just get fat , great commentary lmao.
He’s not fat he’s just sufficiently hydrated
His body is holding a massive amount of water
Haven't you ever heard of the term "Water belly".
When you rode off with the blind beggar on the back of the horse is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Had me actually laughing out loud.
Before I began watching your content I had zero female companions but now that I started watching it I actually yearn the touch of a man and get plenty of men thank you modest pelican for doing this great work
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In my game of Pokémon Scarlet, I caught a wingull, named it ModestPelly!, and then evolved it into the pelican Pokémon, Pelipper, but I abandoned it when I realized that it didn't have the ideal modest nature. This way it really helps spread the good word of your channel.
i wish i could like this comment more than once
My man out here doin the lords work.
what a nice protagonist, I hope he doesn't die
I'm halfway through chapter 6, so good so far!
I sure hope, he didnt get tb or anything in a mission in this video...
Now why would that happen?
It's not like this franchise kills it's protagonist at the end of the story...
Besides, Peli would just pour some holy water on him and the lad would be fine.
You actually made me watch an entire sponsorship section without even knowing it until it got to the end
Gotta be one of the best sponsor segments I've seen. Even made me get a glass of water afterwards
@@TheDJDUCK01 zach star is the best at those
@@TheDJDUCK01 no disrespect to peli
Right?
Was actually quite funny too! This is the first time I've seen this channel but it's a great start, and I'll show him to my brother and friends too!
That bit with him giving money to the blind man, then next scene he’s carrying his corpse on his way to rob a train, I can’t 😂
12:53 "javier and i ride off to find a new campsite" yknow theres more than one minority in camp man 😂
The "I head over to meet John and the boys" shot got me good!
Well done Peli.
I just came across this video by accident, my goodness it's the funniest RDR2 overview vid I've ever watched 🤣 the dialogue is so quick and hilarious
this dude's humour is so fucking great, every video of his is gold
I feel like this is really dumb but as a kid, my mom always said getting me to drink water was like getting me to drink poison. But after years of watching this Australian bird's content, I have unironically been drinking more water.
Ur content is so good peli. I really hope u hit 2 mil by the end of the year becuase u deserve it
aw thanks bro
@@ModestPelican unsubbing
@@JeremyWashington1489
@@JeremyWashington1489 dodgy malaka
@@JeremyWashington1489 dodgy malaka
12:55 are we just gonna ignore that my man called Charles javier 😭😭😭😭
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I’m not the only one who realised 😭
This is the funniest Pelican vid yet. So much great stuff, even the ad was funny, but the "two wives" bit floored me
As a greek, the "little malaka" at 6:06 got me real good!!
The fact you killed the blind npc made me giggle a bit 💀
Wasn't expecting that at 7:29 💀
He said it's refreshing to see a honest NPC and cuts to him riding with the guy dead on the back 😭
I'm absolutely loving these RDR videos, keep it up and I hope your last video isn't demonetized anymore.
3:15 If memory serves right this is moment when Arthur got the tuberculosis
Modest pelican is the only man who can make an ad and make the video better for having it
If more people made sponsor segments like this, i'd happily watch it
Peli’s writing and delivery is superb
I can't belive they let you say "It's like crack, only it makes your life better" about their product in that sponsored bit hahahaha! That's too funny.
Not that shocking when you remember jschlatt owns gamer supps 😂
@@tinyprettymoon Ahhhhh that makes total sense now lol. I didn't even know that. xD
It was very funny when you escorted the incapacitated blind man to save him from unwanted premarital relations
"put on a UV drip"
an ultra violet drip? nothing like 200 CCs of sunshine right to the veins! lmao
Definitely one of my favourite games of all time, will always have a place in my heart
8:15 the horse is just shitting a weeks worth of buffet casually as u celebrate a sucessful heist
Okay, YT recommended this vid and because I'm tipsy, I said "why not"
And once the water argument gave way, I knew I was in. Keep going, dude!
6:55 I had no idea npcs could do what I want to everyday
hope u get better
@@Random_Violinist aw thanks bro
@@Mimir_the_wise_ gotta help a fellow clone trooper anytime
Skill issue
Nice bro. Making things good for all...
When you rode away with the blind begger on your horse I died... lolol
The transition from helping the blind, to innocently riding to the next destination was gold 😂
7:12 bro you got us in the first half not gonna lie 💀
7:26 is so funny lmao
That shade at around 5:00 almost made me spit out my drink
Fuck you papa peli and happy thanksgiving ❤️
I love this man's humour, he never laughs he says it so casually.
Thank god for this Christian Music Channel, am I right
7:28 He gives the blind man money and in the next scene he’s tied up on his horse 😂
I love the Quatar jokes 😂
the beggar and the two wives scene was so outta pocket i had to crack a giggle, this man is comedic gold ;D
Geoff I really miss your Hitman content back in 2019 and 2020. I keep rewatching them over and over again and I still laugh like I am having an epileptic seizure. My wife said that if I replay the Hitman series one more time she's gonna divorce me - now I am watching it all by myself. Best decision ever. Please bring back your old golden sense of humour and slightly-slower speed voice back. Love you buddy.
So basically you're saying "Please change your personality and voice"
“I’m just glad that there’s some honest npc’s in this game” cut no next clip of him dragging the beggars money had me dead
Wow the sheep herder actually shot himself in the head. Damn I miss the detail in this game
I love the horse crapping everywhere with the bois in the dead of night. Not going to lie I was fully torqued
2:43 Youth Bible study simulator 🤣
My favorite thing about this channel, is I don't remember how I found it, don't remember subscribing, and don't really go to the channel for videos. I think I found the channel when I was in a really bad place, but after watching a couple videos I turned my life around and I'm currently drowning in water. I've never been so happy and so hydrated.
But seriously. Every time The Blessed Modest Pelican drops a video, it's always gold.
PLEASE continue this series! It's so entertaining
These videos make my day. I hope I can evolve one day into a pelican. My mouth can already hold more than my belly so I'm halfway there.
Naw ur really just a NPC …..I’m sorry to do this to you
Me seeing the blind beggar’s body on the horse is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂😂
I ❤ how he reuses content ideas but makes it better everytime
“I like water so much that I even SOMETIMES bath in it” lmao
I am on my 4th play of this game. I have nearly 300 hours in but I have yet to visit Thomas Downes (the farmer who gives Arthur the Icky whom you visited in this video). And currently Micah is still in the Strawberry jail. If you never do those two things then Arthur never gets sick and the PoS who kills Arthurt stays in jail forever. You can enjoy the game with no new story missions or hassle. The fact you visited Thomas in this video and got Arthur sick before you started your weight gain journey feels... like you did it intentionally lol
“ but first I have some business to attend to, I punch a bull and head for the town of Rhodes”😭😭🤣
5:50 IM DONE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Tramples sheep”
“Shepherd: Na mate, I’m done”🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm replaying this game for the first time since beating it earlier this year, and I too bulked up papa Arthur! And like my last playthrough I am high honour. Next time I'm gonna be a skinny low honour kinda guy. P. S. I love your videos Pelican!
I'm a heavy bad honor kind of guy
'Catch an STD from the rotting bodies.' Fucking love your RDR2 content mate! 🤣
That gamer supps is really good, had my energy from zero to hero haha. anyways going to get more of that dino fart or whatever it was called lol, and it taste like kool-aid
“Anyways I head over to meet John and the boys” are we just not gonna talk about the man on the horse? 😭😭😭
10:51 pelican story
”I have a lot of respect for sheep, because they wear our clothes even before they exist” - Peli 2022
Lol the Qatar comment had me at 5:15 🤣🤣
5:10 💀💀💀 HAHAHHAHAHHA GOAT
He was carrying the blind dude for a good chunk of game 🤣🤣❤
YES, MORE RDR2 STORY!
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"As long as it doesn't rain, and we don't catch typhoid or an STD from the rotting bodies, .. this is absolutely perfect"
LMAO
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, “well,… damn!”
Like share subscribe retweet follow for more such inspirational hydration jokes
"I have a lot of respect for sheep, they wear our clothes before they exist!" 😂 😂 Pelican is so funny 🤣
I love how he said the game is set 1999... You're about a hundred years off modest pelican
After being kind to the honest and blind NPC you head off to meet John... with said NPC on horseback lol
That was gold 🤣
2:07 you look like a sober Eminem
10:11 what a well written joke lmfao
10:28
I’m right here bro
NO WAY WE FOUND HIM!
12:57 yo you just called Charles Javier. I've been rolling this whole video and that killed me the most.
7:24 LMFAOOOO
Blocking Jose's view as a power play is hilarious😂😂😂
3:06 DONT!!!!@!
Arthur is just bloated from all the water he is drinking what a guy there is nothing more inspirational than a bloated water drinking outlaw
Peli, you've said some pretty sus things along the way, but out of context, 8:53 just might be the worst of the bunch... 😂🤣
But it's why we love ya, so what does that say about us who follow your antics? 😅
I always find my self laughing when watching the kids. Love the content
Yo wait what 11:00
“Take the lil malaka fishing” 😂😂😂
9:16 🗿.
That farmer is the beginning of the end for Arthur, that TB riddled freaked.
10:33 hahaha
I REALLY...Needed this today...Thank you, Papa Peli🙏 Fr
what happended to the bully vid u jus uploaded?
Same
The shade thrown on Qatar😂😂😂
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