The new GTA heist surprised me..

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @k.rizz.
    @k.rizz. 7 месяцев назад +232

    2:03 My great granddad was actually quite big on how he did his laundry. He would always tell me “son, make sure you never, ever let the blacks and the whites mix. We gotta make sure we keep the coloured and the whites separated”. I never understood his obsession with laundry procedures, nor did I understand why he was so meticulous about it. Strange that he never actually did any laundry himself though.

    • @dannydorito4675
      @dannydorito4675 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sometimes clothes will loss color in the washer so if you have whites in with them they absorb the color that bled out. Also most will put bleach in their whites to keep them white and bright but also for sanitation of the towels. I relate because I am funny about my laundry too. My mom taught me when I was 8 yesrs old and told me if I wanted clean clothes I had to do them. So since then I have to wash my own clothes if anyone else washes them they don't feel right to me. So for 30+ years I won't let anyone wash my clothes. I'm sure it's in my head but I can't help it and I like washing clothes, I just don't like folding them 😂

    • @hansapils2344
      @hansapils2344 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@dannydorito4675 Studies are pointing out a connection between having to do one's own laundry since as early as the age of 8 and impaired sense of humor.

    • @k.rizz.
      @k.rizz. 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@hansapils2344 you would think with a name like Danny Dorito, the joke might land… it is what it is I guess

    • @CheeseNinja
      @CheeseNinja 5 месяцев назад +3

      my mom always said to separate (or segragate, idr) the yellows too, so you have 3 cycles, whites (first as per her preferences), yellows (She always says its smart or something), and the blacks (she says that long sleaves are better but we only own a short sleeve, according to her). Its funny though she seems to have a high alcohol tolerance cuz she told me all that while drinking her favorite cider.

    • @Jacob-Isaiah
      @Jacob-Isaiah 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@CheeseNinja seriously…….. dude.

  • @Monkeysarecool100
    @Monkeysarecool100 7 месяцев назад +2114

    PAPA PELI IS BACK!

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  7 месяцев назад +436

      :D

    • @PohnnyPlayz
      @PohnnyPlayz 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ModestPelicanwe're friends on Xbox if you add me back. If you ever need extra crew hmu. Friends with Crosby too

    • @deninpaul7509
      @deninpaul7509 7 месяцев назад +16

      YESSSSSS

    • @mysticalgamer1906
      @mysticalgamer1906 7 месяцев назад +10

      lets gooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

  • @diogopinheiro1664
    @diogopinheiro1664 7 месяцев назад +577

    You're the reason why I started playing Hitman ,thanks.

    • @L307Fr
      @L307Fr 7 месяцев назад

      Me as well lol

    • @henkew70
      @henkew70 7 месяцев назад

      Lol me to.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @NotTheRambo
      @NotTheRambo 7 месяцев назад

      He is the reason I started playing GTA Online

    • @Lettuce64
      @Lettuce64 7 месяцев назад +1

      Love to see it Hitman is amazing

  • @lamepercy9309
    @lamepercy9309 7 месяцев назад +731

    I agree how rockstar makes 75M dollars a month and they have a increasible unique detail to their workbenches!

    • @X_Chris23
      @X_Chris23 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @johnny_ca
      @johnny_ca 7 месяцев назад +1

      per month*

    • @flixentrix
      @flixentrix 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@johnny_ca nah, it's: a month

    • @sunnex474
      @sunnex474 6 месяцев назад

      @@flixentrixit’s both

    • @Happysecret180
      @Happysecret180 6 месяцев назад

      ​nah bro, ​@@johnny_ca

  • @sz3th61
    @sz3th61 7 месяцев назад +743

    That story about the pc being stolen almost killed me

    • @kaineskeers4521
      @kaineskeers4521 7 месяцев назад +85

      "The moral of the story is to always try an extort asians in to doing your work" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thesnowman7590
      @thesnowman7590 7 месяцев назад +27

      It sounded waaaay too detailed for me to think its just a bit

    • @Umutpedia
      @Umutpedia 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@thesnowman7590fr i thought he was serious for the first part 💀🤣

    • @xbno1
      @xbno1 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@kaineskeers4521 as an asian, i completely approve but also feels bad for my people LMFAO

  • @drawingnoob9255
    @drawingnoob9255 7 месяцев назад +756

    Stealtho Marto looks like your average disney villain with that fit and moustache 💀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @antihackerbg
      @antihackerbg 7 месяцев назад +13

      Just say gay, it's a shorter way to say the same thing

  • @dr.chungusphd108
    @dr.chungusphd108 7 месяцев назад +272

    Damn. Never thought I’d see the SoV in action again. Nice.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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  • @NotoriouzJay
    @NotoriouzJay 7 месяцев назад +34

    Just in case yall didn't know, Rockstar makes 75 billion per month and it shows with the unique attention to detail

    • @VsusBziz
      @VsusBziz 4 месяца назад +3

      Million*

  • @LucaCelNexo
    @LucaCelNexo 7 месяцев назад +160

    "this pitlane is still more productive than ferrari's" not anymore mate

    • @MrMeowProductions
      @MrMeowProductions 7 месяцев назад +7

      Still had me dying lmfao

    • @kadillon98
      @kadillon98 7 месяцев назад +2

      Personally think it’s funnier after that 🤣

    • @sophiecollingridge7324
      @sophiecollingridge7324 7 месяцев назад +1

      kick sauber would be far more accurate these days

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 3 месяца назад

      it went to shit again mate.

  • @raelsadd
    @raelsadd 7 месяцев назад +74

    1:50 when they say money laundering, they really mean it

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @v3rtgo_24
      @v3rtgo_24 7 месяцев назад +4

      I don't think the devs understand what money laundering is 😂

    • @X3rCobraz
      @X3rCobraz 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@v3rtgo_24It's because criminals put money into laundry dryers because it makes them look older and more worn, so it's less suspicious

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 7 месяцев назад

      maybe you don't what it is?@@v3rtgo_24

    • @jabberwocky1790
      @jabberwocky1790 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@v3rtgo_24 it is accurate, though more so done to remove any trace of narcotics

  • @postfrozone9745
    @postfrozone9745 7 месяцев назад +199

    My day just got so much better

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  7 месяцев назад +55

      my dude

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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    • @DaisyTheCanada
      @DaisyTheCanada 7 месяцев назад +3

      I love you :3

    • @natodasilva2787
      @natodasilva2787 7 месяцев назад +2

      Is just me oh is he talking more faster than normal also loving this series

    • @JR-zp3nw
      @JR-zp3nw 7 месяцев назад

      I thought that said my _dad_ got so much better.

  • @shinka2109
    @shinka2109 7 месяцев назад +86

    truly majestic, thickman robs gus fring

  • @Haz_Games
    @Haz_Games 7 месяцев назад +15

    Poured myself a glass of water for this video. Absolutely loved it. I’m so happy to see papa peli back in action

  • @yeamelol
    @yeamelol 7 месяцев назад +550

    Crosby is an adult now? 😢

    • @aydencline6095
      @aydencline6095 6 месяцев назад +69

      I remember when he was 14

    • @Monkeykilljoy
      @Monkeykilljoy 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@aydencline6095 same

    • @Someguy1a
      @Someguy1a 6 месяцев назад +72

      He's no longer attractive 😢

    • @yeamelol
      @yeamelol 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@Someguy1a couldn't have said it better myself

    • @JSJJSJNSS
      @JSJJSJNSS 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Someguy1a that was the only reason i watched 😢

  • @foistly
    @foistly 7 месяцев назад +34

    Can we get a compilation of your best/favorite metaphors? You've got so many gems scattered throughout your videos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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  • @B00M777
    @B00M777 7 месяцев назад +65

    By any chance did you see the tool bench? Rockstar is a 75million dollar company and it really shows!

  • @BrainHackersMovies
    @BrainHackersMovies 7 месяцев назад +39

    2:16 aint gonna lie, that spin was sufficiently hydrated

  • @cr0ssm
    @cr0ssm 7 месяцев назад +18

    I like how you open on a yacht surrounded by water, still showing the fact you care about our hydration

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

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  • @tylerbryan2176
    @tylerbryan2176 7 месяцев назад +6

    1:40 bro 🤣🤣 I love your humor holy that’s why I’m subbed” and for your content it’s nice and for your personality type shit

  • @whitebronco8364
    @whitebronco8364 7 месяцев назад +30

    Papa pelican my king, my humble goat, my chief, my glorious father, y- y- y- you- you came back…

  • @Beau-qk4vp
    @Beau-qk4vp 6 месяцев назад +7

    Whorey Potter and the prisoner of arsegangbang had me howling

  • @KingofScrapMetal
    @KingofScrapMetal 7 месяцев назад +4

    "It's really cool that rockstar let the interns design a heist"
    This is why I keep coming back, you hilarious bastard of a man

  • @drewdragon9158
    @drewdragon9158 3 месяца назад +3

    Bruh at 6:29 bro called it, at the time I’m watching this gta just released a pizza delivery side hustle on a moped

  • @kylezLand
    @kylezLand 7 месяцев назад +2

    3:55 prettiest game ever right here those sunsets always make me stop and look 😩💯

  • @MarkMusic-r7s
    @MarkMusic-r7s 7 месяцев назад +10

    Papa Peli and Modest Pelican are 2 different people. Im convinced-

  • @AdamMGTF
    @AdamMGTF 7 месяцев назад +5

    Grotti driver to pits... "I'm getting car jacked what shall I do"
    Farrari pit crew "ok... We are checking"
    😂

  • @karinh3969
    @karinh3969 7 месяцев назад +4

    I have missed your GTA5 videos. This was a good one mate

  • @williammcgregor6794
    @williammcgregor6794 7 месяцев назад +3

    Love it when papa uploads GTA vids 😍

  • @HeadbutKneecap
    @HeadbutKneecap 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:17 that drift was sick

  • @khatululwyi759
    @khatululwyi759 7 месяцев назад +3

    God I love this channel , I was just so tired from studying, this video thumbnail was enough to put a smile on my face

  • @entxtyz
    @entxtyz 7 месяцев назад +7

    yk its a good day when modest pelican posts

  • @mintyw
    @mintyw 7 месяцев назад +3

    You know it’s a good day when Modest Pelican uploads

  • @milansa-ardnuam8392
    @milansa-ardnuam8392 7 месяцев назад +6

    Finally some “thicc” content

  • @Stonedguardian
    @Stonedguardian 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was just watching the auto shop prison video from a couple years ago and it made me miss your gta videos. And then you give us this, thank you peli

  • @funkgoeson5
    @funkgoeson5 7 месяцев назад +2

    Finally this series is back

  • @ZyonGaming2.0
    @ZyonGaming2.0 3 месяца назад

    6:00 first time i heard Modest Pelican have a emotion

  • @Steltholando
    @Steltholando 7 месяцев назад +2

    This video hydrated me so much

  • @addicted67
    @addicted67 7 месяцев назад +1

    12:55
    This reminds me of that arabic 5 minute craft video where you got the intro and immediately after heard "alhamdulilah"

  • @Wiliam313
    @Wiliam313 7 месяцев назад +3

    This has been a pleasant surprise seeing Mr Pelican has uploaded

  • @alunpaveley3669
    @alunpaveley3669 7 месяцев назад +2

    Glad to see you back peli

  • @Cpidgie
    @Cpidgie 7 месяцев назад +3

    Just a friendly reminder to STAY HYDRATED

  • @ace_gamer12
    @ace_gamer12 4 месяца назад

    Geoff's banter is effortlessly executed and never gets old

  • @reddeadedits2233
    @reddeadedits2233 7 месяцев назад +6

    Thick man looking extra thicc, no way we get a sov return from father peli😩😩

  • @adamduncan6172
    @adamduncan6172 7 месяцев назад +1

    8:40 they'll never beat mgs 4! I honestly fell asleep during a cut-gameplay scene!😂

  • @SkyLake101
    @SkyLake101 7 месяцев назад +4

    "I've watched adult videos with better story cohesion than this" LMAO 4:10

    • @n0oobodyneedstoknow741
      @n0oobodyneedstoknow741 7 месяцев назад +2

      I googled it and it's real 😭

    • @Taranis2b
      @Taranis2b 3 месяца назад

      @@n0oobodyneedstoknow741I was about to look it up myself. NO SHOT that shits real 😂😂😂

  • @MaxDiedrichsen777
    @MaxDiedrichsen777 Месяц назад +1

    2:29 bro was scared to laugh

  • @asherdandrea8998
    @asherdandrea8998 7 месяцев назад +6

    Love your vids man keep up the great work!!

  • @uncertaintoast7984
    @uncertaintoast7984 2 месяца назад +1

    6:29 HE CALLED IT 😭😭

  • @glorifiedpotato6025
    @glorifiedpotato6025 7 месяцев назад +4

    Hoped papa peli stayed hydrated

  • @killasabre1683
    @killasabre1683 7 месяцев назад +1

    You have blessed my Sunday, thanks again Papa Peli

  • @Wiliam313
    @Wiliam313 7 месяцев назад +3

    THE MOST FAMOUS GTA SERIES IS BACK WHOOP WHOOP

  • @mullaoslo
    @mullaoslo 7 месяцев назад +1

    Minus the way it forces you to only use certain vehicles and blocks off basicly any mode of assist you have earned over the years.. I thought the missions themselves was actually kinda fun.. Did it with two friends, had a blast

  • @Convict-Mr.nabob_33
    @Convict-Mr.nabob_33 7 месяцев назад +3

    Your one of the best content creators

  • @Zuberm1
    @Zuberm1 3 месяца назад +1

    This dude is the funniest RUclipsr

  • @wizard5465
    @wizard5465 7 месяцев назад +5

    Ferrari pitcrew catching strays after winning Australian GP

  • @Ikarlyso
    @Ikarlyso 5 месяцев назад

    I haven’t watched your videos in awhile your videos give me joy hope you’re well mate!

  • @BroThinkHeJohnFootball
    @BroThinkHeJohnFootball 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dad came back

  • @GardettoJones
    @GardettoJones 7 месяцев назад +2

    That tool rack is pretty sick.
    $75mil per month SICK

  • @Falco_H
    @Falco_H 7 месяцев назад +4

    HE'S BACK

  • @roux6056
    @roux6056 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ferarri win and a modest pelican upload. What a day

  • @meren_07
    @meren_07 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hydration nation is back again✨

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson 7 месяцев назад

    You definitely are one of the FUNNIEST gaming comedians on the platform right now.

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 7 месяцев назад +3

    Peli really ceasing the day

  • @smitsonavane6278
    @smitsonavane6278 7 месяцев назад

    Peak content from the most hydrated lad of all time
    Makes me nostalgic remembering the times we used to watch these videos and do dicksaber battles, I mean pizza parties and cricket

  • @monaharry4317
    @monaharry4317 7 месяцев назад +4

    4:20 - 5:42 This story reminds me of how I graduated highschool.
    Back in my junior year in American highschool I had attempted suicided from some emotional trauma. When I got back from my 51-50 I was basically given a free pass for the rest of my school career. Since one of the LGBT students had committed suicided just a few months prior to my own attempt. This caused my school (which was very vain and didn't want to look bad) To decide it would be best not to pressure me or they thought I would again try something. So pretty much didn't do jack shit for the entire rest of my Junior/Senior year and they allowed to me to pass on a pass fail system.
    Thought to leave this wholesome story as inspiration to follow your dreams and goals

  • @Ze_Austin
    @Ze_Austin 7 месяцев назад +1

    Laundry advice from Papa Peli
    This is educational content

  • @Stickynuttela
    @Stickynuttela 7 месяцев назад +4

    Never leave this game again 😂

  • @Number6-s8p
    @Number6-s8p 7 месяцев назад

    Bro, your last video was pretty good, and I love the one where you say that this game is mostly about climbing and the way the main character got destroyed by the enemy leader

  • @PJMCFC777
    @PJMCFC777 7 месяцев назад +2

    THICCMAN IS BACK!

  • @Nmyoutube821
    @Nmyoutube821 7 месяцев назад

    12:11 that’s a fairly solid question Papa Peli, because if the alternator looks the way it does in that image I’m pretty sure the truck is already fucked.

  • @salarsalar2957
    @salarsalar2957 7 месяцев назад +6

    Why don't you make a gang in gta RP called sons of virgins

  • @bradley5008
    @bradley5008 7 месяцев назад

    It is absolutely astonishing how you just talk. I suck at small talk and you are such a natural 😂

  • @mopedmessenger3464
    @mopedmessenger3464 7 месяцев назад +3

    Love you daddy

  • @Dylan-M
    @Dylan-M 7 месяцев назад +1

    I like that peli plays GTA I need a group of bros to play GTAO 😢

  • @brantweiller
    @brantweiller 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was almost totally dehydrated but then this juicy content poped up on my notifications.

  • @SOGGYSWAZE
    @SOGGYSWAZE 7 месяцев назад

    modest pelican i love you and your content and have gotten 7 of my friends addicted to your videos

  • @SlaughterhouseDb
    @SlaughterhouseDb 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Cried my way to the exit" poetry

  • @bobyyye
    @bobyyye 7 месяцев назад +1

    Such an original unused title that i totally didn't think was years old

  • @UrbanKiwiana
    @UrbanKiwiana 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂 love it bro..not wrong about the attention to detail though lol..

  • @davidcoupland442
    @davidcoupland442 7 месяцев назад +1

    Of all the days to casually drop a Ferrari F1 joke, today might not have been the day to do it Peli ❤️

  • @iam_nobody8203
    @iam_nobody8203 6 месяцев назад +1

    broo i’m having nostalgia of watching pelican just before i started using weed (i’m high af)

  • @MrLukasPetersen
    @MrLukasPetersen 7 месяцев назад +1

    You’re the reason why I started drinking water, thanks

  • @roninprime6080
    @roninprime6080 7 месяцев назад

    Nothing is better than watching papa peli videos during lunch hour

  • @Sholam69
    @Sholam69 7 месяцев назад

    I like the videos with the gang talking it’s cool to see what they’re saying in real time

  • @tinycrash5467
    @tinycrash5467 6 месяцев назад

    Bro I haven’t watched your videos in years and they’re just as good as I remember

  • @spiph
    @spiph 7 месяцев назад

    haven't had one of your vids in my feed for a good year now, missed your content funny fella

  • @HabibSuleiman-mk4zw
    @HabibSuleiman-mk4zw 7 месяцев назад +1

    The Ferrari joke got me 😂 (but u made it on the day they won)

  • @adammiller3188
    @adammiller3188 6 месяцев назад

    You make me and my partner's day. We have both been in an extreme bad mental state and your videos never fail to make us laugh. Thanks dude ❤

  • @hydratedpeanut
    @hydratedpeanut 7 месяцев назад +1

    Helldivers with the boys would be fun

  • @clinteckert5646
    @clinteckert5646 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm now sufficiently hydrated

  • @TRMenace420
    @TRMenace420 6 месяцев назад

    4:50 is the start of a great story

  • @skrillozedd
    @skrillozedd 7 месяцев назад

    I love when a new Peli video drops, always makes my youtube time better 💯

  • @sassy1447
    @sassy1447 6 месяцев назад

    thank you pelly, you helped me thru alot

  • @cushy_steel1905
    @cushy_steel1905 7 месяцев назад +2

    I have missed these vidoes 😂❤

  • @fuze-0318
    @fuze-0318 7 месяцев назад +1

    Fat Tony is such a cool little guy

  • @ernestobatres4986
    @ernestobatres4986 7 месяцев назад +1

    Glad you posting again big aquatic bird

  • @milansa-ardnuam8392
    @milansa-ardnuam8392 7 месяцев назад +2

    If you like his content please hack someones earpods and instead of playing scary sounds (like I usually do), just play one of modest peli's videos. As this would really help spread the good work of papa's channel!

  • @ChuckDanger
    @ChuckDanger 6 месяцев назад

    Thickman looking like "We've got human man warrior at home."

  • @seemetta9811
    @seemetta9811 6 месяцев назад

    0:23 just like my uncle Jeff when I was 12

  • @cpolsternova
    @cpolsternova 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lolol the way he said water at 4:00 😂😂😂