War Asset: Foods from Javik (Boosts the morale of everyone because of the awesome taste and makes them desire to defeat the reapers to eat more of them) (To acquire: Go to the homeworlds of the ingredients and collect the dead bodies) - 500 points.
what is the thing that javik says the most? -throw it out the airlocks -in my cycle -primitive -They use to eat flies Good luck, nobody know the answer
And turians............ even though technically speaking there is no way he could eat a turian if he could eat a salarian. dexto protain is inedible to dna based creatures, and visa versa
Its interesting how they never ate humans, or at least I never heard a comment like that from him. Perhaps it's because they discovered us quite late and didn't have enough time to experiment with us.
I like to imagine that instead of Javik begrudgingly dealing with waking up 50 thousand years into the future instead turns to alcoholism to deal with primitives and their idiocy. A constantly drunk Javik on Thesia would’ve been hilarious.
So, after all got drunk and gone sleeping, javik was choking his protean one-eyed snake... Anderson surely won't wanna use ultraviolet, cause, you know, after 50000 years nuts must be cracking
Doesn't matter. Even if they could figure out how not to be allergic, they would be physically incapable of gaining nutrition from a creature with such different set ups. Basically it would be like trying to eat plastic.
Tad Dad In a Universe where giant space Cthuhulu's exist, a little problem with dextro amino acid foods is nothing. Plus It was never stated anywhere about the Protheans being normal OR dextro amino acid based life forms.
How must it feel to walk around city and all of civilization are of the same species you ate before falling asleep. It's as if pigs made giant cities on Earth.
This is funny and all, but I just have one question... Why is Jack on a first-name basis with Steve? She has only met him once before the party, on the shuttle escaping Grissom. And we don't know if they even spoke to each other that time... Shouldn't she be using a derisive nickname like... I dunno... soccer mom?
If Javik wakes up in Fem Shep's bed, does that mean that Javik secretly loves Shepard, he is just a total Tsundere about it and getting annoyed at minor things?
Does the conversation change from male to female? Mine was somewhat different. I dont remember Javik hitting on Jack, for example. Dont think Jack was even there with him.
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Um does anyone else see negative dislikes?
Yeah, wtf?
FBI has joined the chat.
IT APEARS AS IF JAVIK HAS HACKED RUclips
Don't jinx it!
Nah, they got thrown out of the airlock.
''Tatooed human! I would like to touch you.''
PLAYA.
Bill Cosby javik lol
War Assets: Javik's "Comaaandaah!" shout out - 350 points
Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy Glad I made you laugh,Tali.
War Asset: Foods from Javik (Boosts the morale of everyone because of the awesome taste and makes them desire to defeat the reapers to eat more of them) (To acquire: Go to the homeworlds of the ingredients and collect the dead bodies)
- 500 points.
Prothean Dragonborn
'In my cycle, we had food.'
In my food, we had cycle.
Karol Osmański Food my cycle had we food
In my cycle, we threw food out the airlock.
Man, your cycle sounds like crap
in my cycle, we had IRISH WHISKEY.
Commandah! :D
more like " ::D "
"In my cycle, we had food."
Javik 2020.
"In my cycle, we had food. Many of... varieties..."
Profound.
well, javik, in my cycle, we have IRISH WHISKEY. WHO'S THE PRIMITIVE NOW, JAVIK?
Morning after the party, I got Shepard waking up next to Javik saying "There is at least one thing primitives are good to !"
Damn...
“I am Prothean, I never feel okay” dang dude alright
"Tattooed human, I would like to touch you." gonna have to try that line sometime.
Later on his response when he did: "Yes, This is what i have read" is pure gold!
A perma-drunk Javik would be a fun teammate xD
+Natasel In addition to being surrounded by primitives that he can't eat.
except he'd have the aim of a stormtrooper.
If Bioware can give us an always drunk dwarf, they can give us an always drunk prehistoric alien.
I think at that point he'd be throwing a lot of people out the airlock
hm, maybe the lore explanation could be that he's trying to drink the sorrow over his kind being wiped out down to him away.
what is the thing that javik says the most?
-throw it out the airlocks
-in my cycle
-primitive
-They use to eat flies
Good luck, nobody know the answer
In my cycle, we threw primitives out the airlock.
I am prothean I never feel okay...but this drink is fixing that,
same man
Everyone: "Drunk Tali is adorable"
Drunk Javik: "Hold my primitive drink..."
Tali is a cute drunk
Javik is a funny drunk
Proceeds to “COMMANDAAAH!”-off in front of everyone.
"In my cycle we had food" - old Russian in the Soviet Union
COMMANDAH!
Dammit Cortez now I'm craving fish and chips!
Me too 😜
The way he describes it will really make your mouth water for it!!
"hey what's the favorite part of Christmas for you?" "loneliness with a side of raging alcoholism"
"In my cycle we had food.Many of varaiaties"
Like salarian liver.
And turians............ even though technically speaking there is no way he could eat a turian if he could eat a salarian. dexto protain is inedible to dna based creatures, and visa versa
screw yo logic, i want my medium rare turian steaks.
**cue garrus puking in the background**
I like my Salarian liver served raw.
they used to eat fles
Fear adds to the spice
He is correct, it was a delicacy in my cycle
Garrus: "I hear vorcha prefer it grilled!"
Steve's description of food is making me hungry.
"Collector looking asshole" LOL
5 years later and it's still 0 dislike?! Damn, Javik my man.
7 years now haha no dislikes yet
8 years and no dislikes
Giving me a craving for some fish and chips lol.
I like how everyone assumes Javik wants to touch them for reasons other than reading them. Lol.
Since "commandaah" wakes up alongside him, they have reasons.
Javick makes it increasingly clear how broken he is.
VERY broken, but lots of fun at parties! That and the trolling is sublime.
"Will there be food available soon?" EDI YOU ARE TOO CUTE
Edi's fate is the only downside of the Destroy ending... Legion was cool enough, but Edi is irreplaceable!
@@biobeckerrr and that the cycle of war with synthetics and organics will start again, and the destruction of the geth, this is why i choose synthesis
@@darkestfugue but organics and synthetics can live together right??
@@eziodelalala1070 in the synthesis ending yes, through Shepard
@@biobeckerrrSee, this is why I use mods
Its interesting how they never ate humans, or at least I never heard a comment like that from him. Perhaps it's because they discovered us quite late and didn't have enough time to experiment with us.
@Sardonicus that is not true! human is very tasty
@Sardonicus blech
From the way he crushes on asari, maybe he is referring to eating them in a different way.
Well, he did eat Shepard good, alright
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)#Causes
Or Protheans could get sick from that, and that's why they stayed away from eating us humans..
I like to imagine that instead of Javik begrudgingly dealing with waking up 50 thousand years into the future instead turns to alcoholism to deal with primitives and their idiocy. A constantly drunk Javik on Thesia would’ve been hilarious.
No no no...see, that's why he's always trolling! That's his coping mechanism. That and drinking.
Oh of course Cortez would want something salty and greasy. :P *ducks*
i see what you did there
And that melts in your mouth
😂
0:33 is what you're after.
*support mixing drinks*
you have lost EDI's loyalty
"Except Krogan, Asari, Turian, Salarian and Quarian" Is very funny this part xD
he really said “I drink to forget but I always remember.”
Otherwise if your Turian, Quarian,Krogan,Salarian or Asari and your going to die do not die near Javik he might eat you.
Javik have best laught Ive ever heard
"smile and nod"
0:23 PERFECT PARTY REMEMBERING TECHNIQUE
Man, that N7 jacket looks great on Femshep, wish I had it for mine.
I'd love to see what would happen if they had sent Javik into a battle whilst intoxicated, just to see what would happen.
So, after all got drunk and gone sleeping, javik was choking his protean one-eyed snake...
Anderson surely won't wanna use ultraviolet, cause, you know, after 50000 years nuts must be cracking
Jack being able to swear again because she isn't around her students
Wait, how could Protheans have eaten Turians and Quarians? Dextro much?
Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy Don't forget during Javik's cycle all of the races he mentioned were barely evolved past animals.
+bigfatcarp93 As Edi would say: that was a joke.
Doesn't matter. Even if they could figure out how not to be allergic, they would be physically incapable of gaining nutrition from a creature with such different set ups. Basically it would be like trying to eat plastic.
Tad Dad
In a Universe where giant space Cthuhulu's exist, a little problem with dextro amino acid foods is nothing.
Plus It was never stated anywhere about the Protheans being normal OR dextro amino acid based life forms.
he can read your thoughts, emotions and past experiences with a touch, and you think he can't eat different amino acids?
I love Jack! 😂 "Just ask and I'll tell you *exactly* what I think."
I love when he says that!
Kneel before Javik!!!
We be jammin' commandah
Nigerian, not Jamaican.
How must it feel to walk around city and all of civilization are of the same species you ate before falling asleep. It's as if pigs made giant cities on Earth.
Even in a drunken state javik still schools the primitives
I really love watchin him chill after all.... he's the only one alive goo Javik my troll hero!
They still don't get it. Fans want a EVERYONE DRUNK dlc.
0:04 new pick up line
0:04 same Javik... same
....
Dammit who's the one person to give it a dislike shame on you
:(
Jack: "Hey, Collector-looking asshole... Why don't you go touch yourself?"
Javik: "That does not happen until after I throw you out the airlock."
"I never feel okay, but this drink is changing that."
Great Cortez is making me hungry
This is funny and all, but I just have one question...
Why is Jack on a first-name basis with Steve?
She has only met him once before the party, on the shuttle escaping Grissom. And we don't know if they even spoke to each other that time...
Shouldn't she be using a derisive nickname like... I dunno... soccer mom?
I want to hear this now.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that javik turned his head 180°
When? I didn’t see.
Wrex also can turn his head way farther than he should in the dlc
"In my cycle, we had food."
Good to know the Protheans werent communists
Commandaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Javik is the biggest troll on the Citadel.. or the whole Galaxy :P
I really love EDI's dialog here (and of course Javik's)
0:52
2:11, 2:14 she sounds really cute when explaining her protocol
3:36, 3:38 polite EDI
3:07 this sounds like me. lol! I knew i loved Jack for a reason.
RayneMaranochi
Jacks comments always making me laugh
All jokes aside Javik really got in his feelings from 1:04 to 1:14
Oh Javik... all this needed was an airlock gag...
If I wasn't working tomorrow, I'd be drinking more whiskey.:D
Javik when hes drunk bill Cosby
135000 views with 0 dislike. Everybody love Javik!
I see -7 dislikes and I didn't even know that was possible so nice job Javik
Food or booze, talk about a relatable moral choice...
0:34
Just leaving this here for my therapy
Quarians?
They taste like chicken...
I guess that's the turians XD
Everything in the galaxy tastes like chicken.
"tattooed human,i would like to touch u"LOL
commandaaaaaah!!! :D love how he says that
NFS undercover soundtrack
He wasted, y'all!
Is anyone not going to talk about how far Javik’s head twisted at 0:23?
Dang, Prothean heads must be very flexible. Lol!
Owl necks.
How did I miss this?
Javik is an alien version of a blood thirsty African rebel general
His voice actor is actually from Nigeria. Ike Amadi.
Probably helps that he has a nigerian accent
Is Jvik like the Ezio Auditors of Mass Effect?
he's african i think
If Javik wakes up in Fem Shep's bed, does that mean that Javik secretly loves Shepard, he is just a total Tsundere about it and getting annoyed at minor things?
I'd feel awkward liking that
Comandaaaaaaaaaa! XD
hey how is it that Javik can eat levo and dextro amino proteins?
well, apparently protheans have life spans longer than even asari, soooooo..... maybe they didnt follow the same rules?
hahahahahaha
Crispy, Salty, melt-in-your-mouth... I think steves thing too much of Vega! Lol
stay away from my woman javik
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
I bet a lot of americans got confused with the british favorite fish and chips, y'know since over there chips is what they call crisps
JAYDOG1337A its still called fish and chips in the USA.
Wait, WHAT?! I thought they were talking about ACTUAL fish and chips!!
+Future Biochemist - They were. 0o
Ahh I looked it up. Just fish and fries lol. I was thinking of the chips like Lay's with fish. Or some other dish idk. Just not that.
STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHY SHEPARD'S EYES ARE GLOWING
That is a mod.
yes but what mod
Try this
augmentedrealitymods.blogspot.com/2013/07/colouring-shepard-in-mass-effect-3.html
goodly
It's a mod
Does the conversation change from male to female? Mine was somewhat different. I dont remember Javik hitting on Jack, for example. Dont think Jack was even there with him.
Since when are fish and chips "melt-in-your-mouth"? STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! you ok?
Awkward....
First! Oh btw love if vids
What if Javik will mate with Asari?