Spider-Man But it's Set in 2024

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @DrPhoxotic
    @DrPhoxotic  6 месяцев назад +1497

    This, like any story worth telling... is about an OnlyFans model

    • @simp-slayer
      @simp-slayer 6 месяцев назад

      I thought she wasn't an OnlyFans model 😮
      Peter could've gotten the OF leaks for free, RIP.

    • @mexlacroix
      @mexlacroix 6 месяцев назад +13

      Mkae a tribute to Biden video

    • @SpecialOperator
      @SpecialOperator 6 месяцев назад +11

      Maybe a new Boe Jiden Oblivion series?
      Joe will have some very intelectual conversations of his level with the NPCs in that game.

    • @SpecialOperator
      @SpecialOperator 6 месяцев назад +6

      I noticed the other guy maybe does the visual effects and edits a little better, but you do the deepfakes and deepvoices just perfect. They sound and look so natural.

    • @aleksazunjic9672
      @aleksazunjic9672 6 месяцев назад

      Well. you could find Kirsten Dunst's nude pics without paying anything 😁😝

  • @UniDeathRaven
    @UniDeathRaven 6 месяцев назад +4600

    When I was growing up, prostitutes were called prostitutes not "models".

    • @Turambar3791
      @Turambar3791 6 месяцев назад +395

      This is even worse because you can't even touch ...

    • @D3xterJettster
      @D3xterJettster 6 месяцев назад +260

      It's the normalization and changing of definition to make things sterilized and unoffensive

    • @kirerunte1046
      @kirerunte1046 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@D3xterJettsterno models have always been prostitutes

    • @MrHalohunter24
      @MrHalohunter24 6 месяцев назад +75

      I mean, playboy bunnies weren’t prostitutes and that’s basically the same equivalent as what OF people are.

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 6 месяцев назад

      They don't physically interact with anybody though. How is that prostitution? Selling their bodies? Any more than a labourer sells his?

  • @youericc
    @youericc 6 месяцев назад +2206

    "You're 18. You're way too old for him"
    Bruh I'm dead 😆😆

    • @lizard3060
      @lizard3060 5 месяцев назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @-TheMaskedMan-
      @-TheMaskedMan- 5 месяцев назад +7

      I definitely did not understand that at all. Do they age slower or something 🤨? Or is the guy like 12 because he also streams and has a lot of money?

    • @BlueFusion2910
      @BlueFusion2910 5 месяцев назад

      @@-TheMaskedMan- Dr Disrespect was caught in a scandal for having innapropriate conversations with a minor on twitch.

    • @lizard3060
      @lizard3060 5 месяцев назад +56

      @-TheMaskedMan- Dr disrespect recently got exposed for talking to a 15 yr old and he's 34 that's why 18 Is too old for him

    • @Officially-Anti-LGBTQ
      @Officially-Anti-LGBTQ 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@lizard3060i don’t think the actual age of the minor was ever revealed to the general public but yeah, he’s a weird mf’r

  • @lukethighwalker6518
    @lukethighwalker6518 6 месяцев назад +2318

    Bully Maguire ❎
    Simp Maguire ✅

    • @killerdude93
      @killerdude93 6 месяцев назад +49

      Simpy Maguire*

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 6 месяцев назад +25

      Pedro*

    • @Spatgoober
      @Spatgoober 5 месяцев назад +4

      Simpy mageezer

    • @stargazzer9166
      @stargazzer9166 5 месяцев назад +9

      Isn’t it crazy how we refer to Spider-Man as the different actors he is played by rather than just Peter or Spider-Man 😂

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 5 месяцев назад +1

      bully maguire

  • @robertkarp2070
    @robertkarp2070 6 месяцев назад +2428

    Shoots himself in several times in the head, reloads and continues to shoot himself in the head.

    • @cqwiii
      @cqwiii 6 месяцев назад +215

      having superpowers can be a bitch sometimes, cant even an hero correctly 😅

    • @BinaryJoe
      @BinaryJoe 6 месяцев назад +45

      It's a metaphor for the Simp Life.

    • @johnpaulleslie1067
      @johnpaulleslie1067 6 месяцев назад +32

      This is how we find Peter's going to be in the upcoming Wolverine & Deadpool sequel! Immortality and health regeneration superpowers suck sometimes! lol

    • @SeanTheSarcastic
      @SeanTheSarcastic 6 месяцев назад +45

      I think he is just a really bad shot and kept missing.

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 6 месяцев назад +31

      I went from “man, that’s dark” to a literal LOL when he had to reload. Well, played, Dr.

  • @SavageJonesIII6548
    @SavageJonesIII6548 6 месяцев назад +1765

    And that's how he turned into Bully Maguire

  • @theohoyle
    @theohoyle 6 месяцев назад +1079

    Osborn: "I'm something of a gooner myself"

    • @malonei7472
      @malonei7472 6 месяцев назад +13

      Wtf is gooner?

    • @JyGproductions
      @JyGproductions 6 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@malonei7472jeez, get with the time boomer.

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 6 месяцев назад +21

      Supports Arsenal FC

    • @malonei7472
      @malonei7472 6 месяцев назад

      @@JyGproductions Got a brainrot? Damn, you must be a sad person

    • @malonei7472
      @malonei7472 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@JyGproductions If you can't explain that then be gone and don't waste my time

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv 6 месяцев назад +1627

    the fact that guys like this exist is sad
    the fact theres actually millions of them is beyond

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 6 месяцев назад +98

      Given your account name i am afraid to ask but what is your solution?

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 6 месяцев назад +184

      @@yaelz6043 Parenting that involves penalty stripping of phones and internet access routinely.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@GenocideLv: May I recommend avoiding using the words "parenting" and "punishment stripping" in the same sentence...

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 6 месяцев назад +90

      @@Charles_Anthony im bad at wording. I meant regular discipline

    • @InstaMemesio
      @InstaMemesio 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Charles_AnthonyOh shut up, cry baby

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 6 месяцев назад +3328

    My name is Peter Parker.
    My pronouns are he/him.

    • @YUGINO
      @YUGINO 6 месяцев назад +136

      ok Pedro

    • @will.5642
      @will.5642 6 месяцев назад +77

      @@mikdan8813 not was/were?

    • @aleksazunjic9672
      @aleksazunjic9672 6 месяцев назад +30

      It/its . Always use it/its 😁

    • @unemiryune9322
      @unemiryune9322 6 месяцев назад

      @@aleksazunjic9672 I use mymaster/mymaster's

    • @0rnami
      @0rnami 6 месяцев назад +7

      Next time

  • @salazardeltoro4561
    @salazardeltoro4561 6 месяцев назад +1455

    Doc Disrespect: "Hello, Pedro."

  • @tobiasrieper384
    @tobiasrieper384 6 месяцев назад +1551

    Peter would’ve been so much better off with the landlord’s cute daughter instead. She actually liked him…. and he would’ve gotten a discount on his rent.

    • @rocketpigrecords3719
      @rocketpigrecords3719 6 месяцев назад +1

      Redheads do be like that

    • @malakianknight
      @malakianknight 6 месяцев назад +196

      Didn't she also make him food or something? (It's been a few years since I watched the Spiderman movies lol)

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 6 месяцев назад +69

      Slam and save. Fair deal.

    • @KyleHuntington-k8q
      @KyleHuntington-k8q 6 месяцев назад

      Get a few drinks in her 🎉

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 6 месяцев назад +96

      ​@@shawnmendrek3544 Feed and breed, rather (She was very underweight) 😁👍🏼...

  • @ElectricEmphasis
    @ElectricEmphasis 6 месяцев назад +567

    "Mary Jane Wetson" is her OF for anyone interested.

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 6 месяцев назад +22

      Bruh... 😄😄😄

    • @SolaireKnightus
      @SolaireKnightus 3 месяца назад +7

      lol if you look it up there’s several women with that name as their OF, lol

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 3 месяца назад +3

      I just subscribed to her premium account
      Thanks mate

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 3 месяца назад

      ​@@SolaireKnightushow do you know? 🧐🤨

    • @SolaireKnightus
      @SolaireKnightus 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ricardozk by googie

  • @YUGINO
    @YUGINO 6 месяцев назад +4120

    Still better than The Acolyte.

    • @RyanButterworth-f8d
      @RyanButterworth-f8d 6 месяцев назад +66

      So true

    • @aleksazunjic9672
      @aleksazunjic9672 6 месяцев назад +122

      Dude, North Korean TV is better than Acolyte 😝

    • @user-qy2wf2lt6v
      @user-qy2wf2lt6v 6 месяцев назад +65

      Dude... Twilight is better that that sorry excuse for a TV

    • @RulerX.
      @RulerX. 6 месяцев назад +19

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Andra1150
      @Andra1150 6 месяцев назад +29

      Even the fourth season of the Boys is better. Heck, everything is better than Acolyte

  • @ABegot
    @ABegot 6 месяцев назад +909

    No brainrot talk? Thats just 2014

  • @RoastedAnimation
    @RoastedAnimation 6 месяцев назад +63

    AI is getting wild 😂😂

  • @harrythedirty4256
    @harrythedirty4256 6 месяцев назад +327

    Childhood ruined

    • @davycrock0441
      @davycrock0441 6 месяцев назад +25

      Look at little goblin jr. Gonna cry?

    • @CarlosJimenez-pz1dq
      @CarlosJimenez-pz1dq 6 месяцев назад

      @@davycrock0441 woke gringos surely will cry if you dont obey all their rules XD i wont use your pronouns crazy maniacs!

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@davycrock0441 🎃

    • @denish-themenace
      @denish-themenace 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hotel - trivago
      Booked

    • @ZackClarke-qw3iw
      @ZackClarke-qw3iw 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@harrythedirty4256 Alex jones was right about the world devolving into 💩

  • @Sagarock
    @Sagarock 5 месяцев назад +208

    1:00 unrealistic. He wouldn't dare go outside

    • @jacopociregia9533
      @jacopociregia9533 5 месяцев назад +19

      I mean to meet their favorite streamer and be praised by her, the simps would do anything

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jacopociregia9533yeah one of those guys even killed their whole family because they tried to stop him from wasting hundreds thousands of dollars to his favourite streamer

    • @motasemsalameh1521
      @motasemsalameh1521 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@leob4403 Wut?!!

  • @dr_that_guy
    @dr_that_guy 6 месяцев назад +236

    Wait I thought I clicked on The Human Spider’s channel.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 6 месяцев назад +5

      I think you want Man Spider starring Danny Devito.

    • @PdZ2012
      @PdZ2012 6 месяцев назад +4

      Same, hahahaha! 😆

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 6 месяцев назад +2

      Solid JJ does stuff like this. But it’s usually DC comics, and stills.
      Yeah, this does come off as a Human Spider bit, but edgier dialogue 😅

    • @roshni_404
      @roshni_404 4 месяца назад +1

      Sameeeee

  • @dope_humor
    @dope_humor 6 месяцев назад +232

    "I'm dating Dr Disrespect"
    One hell of a turnoff.

    • @ohgeezrick2019
      @ohgeezrick2019 6 месяцев назад +14

      “My bad I didn’t know you were 14”

    • @dope_humor
      @dope_humor 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ohgeezrick2019 LMFAOO that's a good comeback

    • @druid3694
      @druid3694 5 месяцев назад +2

      Because he is better than you in everything?

    • @dope_humor
      @dope_humor 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@druid3694 bro have you not heard of what he did

    • @Crit360
      @Crit360 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@dope_humor What? Slept with 17 years old girl, 17, or in America you allowed to have sex in 50?

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 6 месяцев назад +590

    It's so sad that there are people like this in real life. Chronically lonely, miserable, grasping every straw.

    • @mkvsky
      @mkvsky 6 месяцев назад +38

      A lot of them brother lol

    • @linhtet9279
      @linhtet9279 6 месяцев назад +20

      Im one of the herd

    • @StopThisIsBatCountry
      @StopThisIsBatCountry 6 месяцев назад +60

      its so sad that there are people who exploit that weakness, too.

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 6 месяцев назад

      When one grasps at every straw, one ends up with herpes, literally and metaphorically.

    • @odiagam5755
      @odiagam5755 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah If we trying to critic them they will made up a reason to defend them self and make them somehow better 😂

  • @sephiroth8377
    @sephiroth8377 6 месяцев назад +115

    This was better than most movies put out today

  • @polarwear
    @polarwear 6 месяцев назад +232

    Damn I thought Pedro would become a “sigma” and post videos of himself at the gym after that realization.

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 6 месяцев назад +11

      Second movie 😁
      Multiple mag emptying leaves that option open.

    • @electrokinesis_9729
      @electrokinesis_9729 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah the second movie should cut in with him still firing

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@electrokinesis_9729 that’s it, Pete, you gotta put in some range time!

      3 weeks later: yeah, need a new change of clothes. Maybe a black suit. You know what, I’m gonna put a skull on the front, that would be badass! What, I’m “appropriating your outfit? Don’t care.

    • @acardinalconsideration824
      @acardinalconsideration824 6 месяцев назад +6

      All that pressure, he was bound to either become a diamond or dead

    • @Metallsturm
      @Metallsturm 5 месяцев назад +1

      If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 6 месяцев назад +207

    If Peter had any sense at all, he would have chosen Ursula and her chocolate cake.

    • @zer0her058
      @zer0her058 6 месяцев назад +32

      Most men chase after mary jane but most men need an ursula

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 6 месяцев назад +12

      But how can Ursula have a chocolate cake if she's not black?

    • @Sentinel82
      @Sentinel82 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@sebswede9005 Easy. She can bake.

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 6 месяцев назад +2

      MJ was fine. She was human and imperfect, like all of us.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@miloradowicz Nope. There are considerate people, and there are narcissists. The "I'm only human" defense is a pitiful excuse made by the latter.

  • @miroo4097
    @miroo4097 6 месяцев назад +151

    This is how the Comic Writers think of Spider Man.... fucking paul

  • @strawberrycake8253
    @strawberrycake8253 6 месяцев назад +70

    "You're 18, you're way too old for him" 💀
    naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • @MercurialStatic
    @MercurialStatic 6 месяцев назад +587

    This is why stoicism was a thing. You gotta train the boys to at an early age to resist the lure of vile temptresses.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 6 месяцев назад +25

      is stoicism still a thing? I thought you guys found something else to look up to already

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 6 месяцев назад +122

      "A father warns his daughter about the worst traits in men to protect her. A mother does not warn her son about the worst traits in women to protect herself." - some random internet commenter

    • @foxanard
      @foxanard 6 месяцев назад

      @@Kris.G stoicism is older than your dead brain, dude.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 6 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@palaceofwisdom9448: That's legit. The worst moms make you dependent upon her so they will never "lose you"...

    • @rokaspleckaitis8924
      @rokaspleckaitis8924 6 месяцев назад +28

      @Kris.G
      In the materialistic amoral world of today (in the west), there is nothing better to look up to than stoicism.
      Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

  • @BruthaGrimm
    @BruthaGrimm 6 месяцев назад +103

    "With sussy power comes cap rizzsponsibility."
    -Uncle Skibidi

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 месяца назад +2

      Most BrainRot comment in 2024 no cap.

  • @shaggyrebel8737
    @shaggyrebel8737 6 месяцев назад +175

    The most depressing thing is these people exist. Hundreds of thousands if not millions. What tf is our species even doing.

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 6 месяцев назад +19

      Dying. Hopefully we’ll at least take the rest of earth with us.

    • @CTladiesman
      @CTladiesman 6 месяцев назад +6

      People like mj?

    • @yukikitsune9818
      @yukikitsune9818 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@CTladiesman like pete in the video

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 6 месяцев назад

      natural selection stopped being a thing

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 6 месяцев назад

      Nothing of severe importance, as this particular problem has evolutionary tendency to self-correct in the longer run, ie. self-elimination from gene pool sometimes coupled with more direct approach.
      Another incarnation of "beautiful ones" from that rat experiment, move along.

  • @wadiant_fwamez
    @wadiant_fwamez 6 месяцев назад +47

    No simps were harmed with the making of this video

  • @shadyrecords4386
    @shadyrecords4386 6 месяцев назад +64

    this should be played in schools for educational reasons!!

  • @DefaultDerrick
    @DefaultDerrick 6 месяцев назад +264

    This is so incredibly cringy because it's so realistic I literally can't finish the video

    • @gusbisbal9803
      @gusbisbal9803 6 месяцев назад +13

      your missing out.... his reload speed of the handgun was a little off but definitely professional.

    • @nickvoss7954
      @nickvoss7954 5 месяцев назад +6

      It’s a good exploration of the hubris of late adolescent angst and the machinations of a psychopath.

  • @radica1_ryan
    @radica1_ryan 6 месяцев назад +26

    "You're 18, you're way too old for him." lmao

  • @AR-ey1ur
    @AR-ey1ur 6 месяцев назад +342

    Fun fact: A recent study has revealed that 89% of OF subscribers are married men.
    Have a nice day.

    • @adamalexander4883
      @adamalexander4883 6 месяцев назад +75

      That’s just sad.

    • @Samuel-wl4fw
      @Samuel-wl4fw 6 месяцев назад +55

      63% men I think. Kinda small sample size as well.
      "After surveying 335 men and 383 women ages 18 to 71, researchers found that subscribers, on average, were 63 percent male, 68 percent white, and 89 percent married-with 59 percent of users identifying as heterosexual and 37 percent identifying as bi or pansexual."

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Samuel-wl4fwthis is horrific news. Hopefully they don't have children, so we can clean up this gene pool by 2050

    • @AR-ey1ur
      @AR-ey1ur 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@Samuel-wl4fw Yeah, I was focusing on the married aspect and not the men aspect, because a lot of people think that it's single guys that push this, which is not the case.
      63% were men, 89% were married people (both men and women); without more information it's scientific convention to assume normal distribution, so 89% of the 63% of men were married and 89% of the 37% of women were married. So, of all men sampled, 89% were married guys, not single guys, as far as we know.

    • @spongerobert
      @spongerobert 6 месяцев назад

      ​@AR-ey1ur You should get a job at CNN with that kind of reporting. Your original statement said 89% of subscribers are married men, meaning that only 11% are single men, single women, married women and all the rest. Now it turns out only 63% are men and 89% of those men are married and I'm thinking nome of those numbers actually mean anything but everyone that reads your dumb post will forever think that 89% of subscribers are married men without even thinking about what that literally means.

  • @aspirerms8280
    @aspirerms8280 6 месяцев назад +25

    This is the shit that AI was made for, not soulless duplicates of real art.

    • @Simple1Jack
      @Simple1Jack 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah but I still prefer when even Bully Maguire shitposts used to have actual effort put into them and clever editing rather than this AI crap.

    • @newwaveinfantry8362
      @newwaveinfantry8362 Месяц назад

      AI art is fucking amazing. The people who hate on it would hate on anything.
      There is no such thing as art being "soulless". That's a BS term that art snobs use to attack art that isn't pretentious enough for them. If Midjourney makes a picture and it looks great, it's great art.

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 6 месяцев назад +72

    This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad

    • @pkroninverse7307
      @pkroninverse7307 6 месяцев назад +3

      It would be so easy if it wasn't so pathetic

  • @jonathand.phoenix
    @jonathand.phoenix 5 месяцев назад +76

    I hate how real this is

  • @speedcheetah1630
    @speedcheetah1630 6 месяцев назад +36

    I cant believe it took like 12 bullets to delete himself 😂😂😂

  • @yaelz6043
    @yaelz6043 6 месяцев назад +49

    Anyone else miss back when streamer donations were a dollar with a smartass message making fun of their in game failure attached?

  • @twowords.1041
    @twowords.1041 4 месяца назад +9

    The most terrifyingly accurate AI video I have ever seen.

  • @noor_codes
    @noor_codes 2 месяца назад +5

    OnlyFans simplified. It's a modern brothel.

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese Месяц назад

      More like modern peep shows. Men used to go to these shops that sold prn mags and in the back they would have women behind glass. You put money in and they gave you a show. So OnlyFans is a modern version of that.

  • @2099EK
    @2099EK 6 месяцев назад +42

    "You know...I'm something of an incel myself."

  • @solo9601
    @solo9601 6 месяцев назад +16

    Will never understand paying for onlyfans when corn is free 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @nocursewm2938
    @nocursewm2938 6 месяцев назад +24

    I think his Spider Sense keeps moving him out of the way of the shot. He’s gonna run out of bullets eventually.

  • @B-Blues
    @B-Blues 2 месяца назад +4

    A digital brothel, but without the stigma. Nice.

  • @Juay_deRito
    @Juay_deRito 2 месяца назад +3

    Can't believe they dropped the Bully Mcguire origin story!!!

  • @Мясникхохолов
    @Мясникхохолов 6 месяцев назад +82

    If Spider Man 2002 was released in 2024, it would be called Spider Person and he would be a non binary.

    • @kriscollinstunes
      @kriscollinstunes 6 месяцев назад +6

      *they would… 🤓
      😂😂😂

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @mh1970
      @mh1970 5 месяцев назад +6

      Your friendly neighborhood they/them

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mh1970 💀

    • @benjackman4814
      @benjackman4814 4 месяца назад

      Bro they literally just released Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse last year and they didn't call it "Spider-Person" lmao

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 6 месяцев назад +12

    Spidey Sense means his reflexes are too good and he keeps dodging his own bullet.

  • @SamRifkin23
    @SamRifkin23 6 месяцев назад +15

    3:43 I REALLY GOT INTO THE STORY 😂😂😂😂

  • @dankcraft7386
    @dankcraft7386 2 месяца назад +2

    “I have only fans”
    Ngl fits this MJ 💀💀💀💀

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 6 месяцев назад +27

    3:16 Yeah, my wife loved this.

  • @myleshigh-club6952
    @myleshigh-club6952 2 месяца назад +2

    Sounds like his spidey senses were forcing him to dodge the bullets at the end

  • @realLuigi-official
    @realLuigi-official 4 месяца назад +5

    "Who am I?
    I'm Spider-Person."

  • @grimonce
    @grimonce 2 месяца назад +1

    The ending where spidey sense kicks in and he can't even shoot himself is gold.

  • @rexefe559
    @rexefe559 6 месяцев назад +10

    I can watch this thing for like three hours in the movie theater and not get bored.

  • @forrest7126
    @forrest7126 5 месяцев назад +10

    “I’m dating dr.disrespect now”
    “How?! You’re 18! You’re too old for him!”

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 5 месяцев назад +3

    ‘are you telling me I could’ve just got the same thing I spent 15k on for the price of a latte?’😂

  • @unni.m1959
    @unni.m1959 2 месяца назад +1

    6'8". Totally worth it. Everybody missed that gold line.

  • @DarkAbilex
    @DarkAbilex 6 месяцев назад +13

    The end of this video is exactly what it sounds like everytime you post, CAUSE I STILL AIN'T EVER HEARD YOU MISS!!! the doctor disrespect part nearly killed me 😂 never cut your honesty and comedy short, in my opinion i always think it's a fantastic balanced blend. May the algorithm bless you ❤

  • @et34t34fdf
    @et34t34fdf 6 месяцев назад +11

    So, this is how bully Maguire was created.

  • @ThDynamicGamer
    @ThDynamicGamer 6 месяцев назад +11

    1:52 NO WAY SHE'S DAITING DR DISRESPECT LMFAOOO

  • @blessanabey5575
    @blessanabey5575 4 месяца назад +5

    Damn Ai seems to hate letting them use eye contact, actually that makes sense in 2024 internet relationships.

  • @joe1205
    @joe1205 3 месяца назад +4

    Peter talking be like: 😑🤨😩

  • @FirmanPutra-u7f
    @FirmanPutra-u7f 2 месяца назад +2

    Dr.Disrespect, sounds clear enough for me

  • @Vulpas
    @Vulpas 6 месяцев назад +7

    I like the respect for powerscaling, one shot wouldn't be enough to end it lol

  • @PronounDisrespecter
    @PronounDisrespecter 6 месяцев назад +52

    My witty, yet insightful commentary was automatically deleted for your safety.
    Commenting something safe, for the algorithm i guess...

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 6 месяцев назад +5

      you look like Pedro

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 6 месяцев назад +2

      First time?

    • @shininginthed7435
      @shininginthed7435 5 месяцев назад

      Welcome to the shadowban team lol
      This is happening to me with other account since some months ago (this one is golden for now) and it seems it will stay that way forever. What makes it more puzzling is that I never did something to warrant that (such as trolling or intentionally provoking people), so I think they are using more insidious and actually unethical means to decide who to silence or not... or maybe the algorithm just doesn't know what it is doing anymore.

  • @AG-lf7pb
    @AG-lf7pb 6 месяцев назад +21

    Superpowers are tough things in the end, eh

  • @kartikeygupta3958
    @kartikeygupta3958 6 месяцев назад +18

    At your lowest point of ur life don't get influenced by influencer or gurus, they just want to exploit u.
    Share ur feelings with ur family, do things that make u better and
    Keep urself men

    • @shininginthed7435
      @shininginthed7435 5 месяцев назад +2

      Absolutely.
      I was in kind of an emotional low point a few years ago and I got exposed to some of those "gurus", mainly redpill and self-improvement ones. I would lie if I say that I didn't lose some money looking for a "philosopher's stone" that never existed, but at least I didn't lose as much as others (there are gurus literally scamming people thousands of $ with overpriced and useless courses/material) and snapped out of it soon enough.
      The key is to be aware of your emotional state. When you are fine you think you can't fall for these things and even make fun of those who do, but when you get depressed for whatever reason you become incredibly vulnerable.

    • @thepsychicspoon5984
      @thepsychicspoon5984 Месяц назад

      Unless it's your family, that is the ones exploiting you

  • @SoulFaeWorld
    @SoulFaeWorld 6 месяцев назад +10

    Thought the 00s became naff but this sums up 2020s and beyond

  • @user-bc1dk5uz7z
    @user-bc1dk5uz7z 3 месяца назад +3

    Forgot to mention that being a superhero as a man is toxic masculinity.

  • @pofdsjoijsodfjsoidf
    @pofdsjoijsodfjsoidf 5 месяцев назад +6

    Only 5$ a month for the OF? The ad said three thousand.

  • @undertaker9991
    @undertaker9991 5 месяцев назад +1

    "It's like a digital brothel only without the stigma."
    Best line!

  • @WhaleKill3r
    @WhaleKill3r 6 месяцев назад +5

    If he got paid for the crimes he stopped, he could've donated way more than $15,000

  • @بشیرنعمانی
    @بشیرنعمانی 2 месяца назад +1

    "you couldn't even save a relationship with god damn OF girl" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eNv3n0mX
    @eNv3n0mX 6 месяцев назад +5

    This needs to have millions of views. So hilarious

  • @XxsunshinegirlxX
    @XxsunshinegirlxX 2 месяца назад +2

    R.I.P to all guys whose crush has an only fans.. 😔

  • @Scurvyironmax2010
    @Scurvyironmax2010 4 месяца назад +3

    This is exactly what would happen if Sam rami’s spider took place this year

  • @TaintedTownMusic
    @TaintedTownMusic 3 месяца назад +1

    The funny thing is I'm pretty sure this is how it works now

  • @Thedarkknight2244
    @Thedarkknight2244 6 месяцев назад +5

    The human spider is either a fan of this or morally outraged

  • @jaynemesis3055
    @jaynemesis3055 4 месяца назад +4

    A reminder that life post 2020 really sucks

  • @MrOrthodox13
    @MrOrthodox13 6 месяцев назад +6

    How the fck do you keep making these, this is awesome.

  • @FlyntPrince
    @FlyntPrince 5 месяцев назад

    I lost it at the end 😂😂😂 peak content! Nice work :))

  • @onkelfabs6408
    @onkelfabs6408 6 месяцев назад +9

    So he killed himself even without his journalist boss being involved.

  • @kaiz1845
    @kaiz1845 2 месяца назад +2

    ...The most difficult to believe part of this whole thing is the idea that Sam Rami's MJ DOESN'T have an OnlyFans.

  • @pauld.b7129
    @pauld.b7129 2 месяца назад

    The Doctor Disrespect comments were hilarious 😂

  • @ThDynamicGamer
    @ThDynamicGamer 6 месяцев назад +7

    I really thought he was going to get the Symbiote suit on at the end💀

  • @joseantoniodiazii6629
    @joseantoniodiazii6629 5 месяцев назад +2

    “I’ve got $115,000 in cold hard cat.”
    Thanks subtitles.

  • @Parlimant_Strifey
    @Parlimant_Strifey 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dr. Disrespect discovered the philosopher's stone. This is the most important part of the video.

  • @RemyCoppard
    @RemyCoppard 2 месяца назад +1

    I believe that buying Heroin is more respectable than giving money to Twitch Egirls in my eyes.

  • @Sovandefaret
    @Sovandefaret 5 месяцев назад +3

    "You're 18 thats way to old for him"💀

  • @lonewulv13
    @lonewulv13 6 месяцев назад +9

    Should have used the roof falling scene for the end

  • @Davebod
    @Davebod 6 месяцев назад +4

    I feel personally attacked

  • @Cynocehali
    @Cynocehali 2 месяца назад

    Lmao the Dr. Disrespect comment was 👌

  • @nburkeofficials3013
    @nburkeofficials3013 6 месяцев назад +3

    The spiderman ps4 theme goes hard

  • @RichardPortis
    @RichardPortis 4 месяца назад +1

    Harry smiling at the end was soooo good.

  • @thatdude3361
    @thatdude3361 6 месяцев назад +3

    When he reloaded at the end, lol

  • @mermanasmr8566
    @mermanasmr8566 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ha Ha!!! So true! Glad I was born in 1983 and spent 12 years of my childhood without any internet!

  • @nissanmanfred
    @nissanmanfred 5 месяцев назад +4

    AI is scary boys but i needed this one today lmao

  • @UltraEpicVids
    @UltraEpicVids 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro kept dodging the bullets

  • @leonardticsay8046
    @leonardticsay8046 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Think of it as a digital brothel without the” ligma.

  • @krisstopher8259
    @krisstopher8259 6 месяцев назад +5

    Wow that went really dark, lol