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  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 года назад +1061

    I feel like the ultimate insult here is "well if you can heal through faith. Heal yourself and get the hell out of my hospital"

    • @babyhuey6342
      @babyhuey6342 3 года назад +102

      Yup. Funny how the only things god "heals" are things that we know resolve themselves on their own. I guess people with missing body parts don't deserve miracles.

    • @mi-ka-eltheguardian3837
      @mi-ka-eltheguardian3837 3 года назад +7

      " Surely you will quote me the saying Physician heal yourself!' - Gospel according to Luke

    • @alltat
      @alltat 3 года назад +36

      @Kiel Enrique "Miracle" is just a shorter way of saying "I have no idea how it happened, so I'm going to assume that God did it". Applies regardless of what you believe the cause is.

    • @mozartpereira1239
      @mozartpereira1239 2 года назад

      @Kiel Enrique precisely so.. humankind will catch on eventually

    • @MrGreensweightHist
      @MrGreensweightHist 2 года назад +1

      @@alltat Or in shorter terms...Miracle is another word for magic.

  • @huntermiller9330
    @huntermiller9330 7 лет назад +6213

    "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

    • @zermerschern
      @zermerschern 7 лет назад +271

      You talk to a wall with a cross on it, you're religious. If you claim the wall talked to you, you're psychotic.
      Different Scenario, same principle. If that helps you understand...

    • @sarizonana
      @sarizonana 7 лет назад +12

      NotHunter Miller one of the best quotes of the show

    • @daniellevinson6975
      @daniellevinson6975 7 лет назад +14

      John Michael Kane It's one thing to say that too many Christians place disproportionate focus on sexual morality while overlooking *other* components of morality... On the other hand, if the latter were NOT neglected, emphasizing the former would be just fine!

    • @RainingCold
      @RainingCold 7 лет назад +5

      Amen

    • @lorettadg6815
      @lorettadg6815 7 лет назад +6

      What about "You shall not kill"?

  • @RussianFloofer
    @RussianFloofer 7 лет назад +5155

    "It's hard to argue RATIONALLY when you throw a bomb like that in there."
    Love House.

    • @xitlallirangel1255
      @xitlallirangel1255 7 лет назад +22

      TUFFAssassin literally read this when he said it kinda creepy

    • @BadWolfJK
      @BadWolfJK 6 лет назад +12

      The audacity of it; to use a quote improperly on RUclips. HOW DARE....THEE! >:D

    • @leocarr080501
      @leocarr080501 6 лет назад +1

      Of course the guy with the Lawdaddy profile picture makes a comment about bombs, nice

    • @somerandomdude23764
      @somerandomdude23764 6 лет назад

      It's on amazon prime

    • @astrophonix
      @astrophonix 5 лет назад +1

      I call 'em bullbombs.

  • @MindfulAttraction2.0
    @MindfulAttraction2.0 7 лет назад +2568

    i thought that was a young ben shapiro

    • @smaakaker
      @smaakaker 4 года назад +177

      Ben Shapiro looks like a young Ben Shapiro

    • @reecez0zr
      @reecez0zr 3 года назад +34

      Ben Shapiro’s sister looks like Ben Shapiro

    • @ransom182
      @ransom182 3 года назад +16

      Ew.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 3 года назад

      @Netz Ling Lmfao stfu

    • @stephanieoni7804
      @stephanieoni7804 3 года назад +3

      OMG right 👉👌👌👏👏👏

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 7 лет назад +934

    "Don't believe them, I have a sock in my pants."

  • @IAmHoTSHoTzz
    @IAmHoTSHoTzz 7 лет назад +4088

    Praying is like gambling. The first rule of gambling is; House always wins.

  • @BrockLee3
    @BrockLee3 6 лет назад +3850

    EVIDENCE WE HAVE:
    1. The kid mentioned earlier about how the nurses like to talk about House a lot.
    2. The kid likes to wander around when he "shouldn't" be.
    3. The kid is a "faith healer." Meaning, he has been trained to deduce, induce and extrapolate from incomplete or completely missing information.
    WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE: The kid was wandering around and PROBABLY over-heard a nurse, or even Dr. Wilson, talk about the poker game. Now, he's using that information to "get into House's head."

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад +414

      Or or or, it was scripted into a TV show

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 6 лет назад +183

      or wilson's pantient Grace knew about it and told him

    • @ohmknee2565
      @ohmknee2565 6 лет назад +12

      Can't bash something you never experienced :)

    • @XFeuerFestX
      @XFeuerFestX 6 лет назад +73

      Paul Martin To quote Tim Minchin:
      "... throughout history
      every mystery
      ever solved
      has turned out to be
      not magic"
      As for your perfectly designed human body, there are loads of flaws in the human body.
      You say "what we know and understand at the current moment in science" but it feels like you're speaking from the perspective of what you know and understand.
      For example, if you believe there is a level of complexity that evolution can not reach, it shows you're fundamentally misunderstanding the mechanics of evolution. Any level of complexity can be reached by evolutionary mechanisms, given enough time and a way to reach that complexity gradually, while steadily improving the functionality of the system. And while I too, can't list the gradual evolution of all elements of the human body, every functional system in the human body I've ever studied has been demonstrated to be in different stages of the same gradual improvement across many ancestral species.
      The most beautiful example of this is in my opinion the evolution of the eye from a lightsensitive membrane over many intermediate steps to the astoundingly complex eye of a human.

    • @vinniedileo2114
      @vinniedileo2114 6 лет назад +50

      Paul Martin If you think the human body is intelligently created and perfect, you could not be further off.

  • @JEZZE4322
    @JEZZE4322 6 лет назад +822

    "How come god always gets credit when something good happens? where was he when her heart stopped?"

  • @mtheory85
    @mtheory85 6 лет назад +475

    "Don't believe them. I keep a sock in my pants."
    You just can't beat him.

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 5 лет назад +3

      What does it mean.

    • @Alex-qj3wp
      @Alex-qj3wp 5 лет назад +4

      Yea I don't get it

    • @rarpott
      @rarpott 5 лет назад +36

      He's implying that the nurses had been talking about his presumably massive penis, claim which House denies by implying that he was just faking it all along.

    • @hellbusterdragon
      @hellbusterdragon 3 года назад

      Obviously

    • @georgebuller1914
      @georgebuller1914 3 года назад +2

      @@rarpott Aaaah - you 'Swallowed' the bait! LOL

  • @rohan6781
    @rohan6781 7 лет назад +2256

    netflix put this back on rn

  • @michelleh.3360
    @michelleh.3360 6 лет назад +292

    If would've been great if House responded with something like, "Well tell god to stop focusing on who I invite to my poker games and start curing all the 9 year olds with stage 4 cancer two floors down"

    • @hylash5444
      @hylash5444 2 года назад +18

      House: "Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby and watching her mother abandon her because she needs another score?"

  • @Robmanian
    @Robmanian 7 лет назад +7573

    I don't understand the title... "House Vs. House"

  • @RaviSingh-yz9tx
    @RaviSingh-yz9tx 6 лет назад +921

    You think germs might have gotten in ??
    No I think water might have gotten in ..
    Nice sense of humour

    • @fazzaah
      @fazzaah 6 лет назад +47

      Ravi Singh lol it was literal.Water got into the cells..increasing the extracellular fluid level,resulting in low sodium levels.

    • @VIVI1337
      @VIVI1337 5 лет назад +4

      @@fazzaah If water got into the cell, it would be intracellular, meaning it would make the cell hypotonic and prone to bursting. Sodium is also not regulated by water and water is not regulated by sodium, but instead by the kidneys and aldosterone and ADH, get your facts straight before spitting out mis info you dumb noob.

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 5 лет назад +4

      Nice, dry humour

    • @vicentegris8941
      @vicentegris8941 5 лет назад +8

      VIVI1337 Sodium and water don’t regulate each other, but the more water the more hypotonic a cell. Hypotonic means there is a low ratio of solutes(including sodium) to water. Hence low intercellular sodium levels (relative to water)

    • @VIVI1337
      @VIVI1337 5 лет назад +1

      @@vicentegris8941 but yeah the more hypotonic the cell the more likely it is to burst though due to the osmolar gradient

  • @kingofsludge7262
    @kingofsludge7262 4 года назад +134

    “God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game”
    House: *Dialup sounds*

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 3 года назад +3

      It sure is easy to make God all-knowing when you're literally writing fiction...

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 2 года назад

      @@0Fyrebrand0 The point of it made it seem that God exists. Only one other person knows of the poker game - Wilson and at that point in time...the patient hadn't talked to Wilson, by the episode. So it comes as a HUGE shock when that bomb gets dropped.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 2 года назад +1

      @@SoulKiller7Eternal Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the "bomb" that gets dropped comes as a "HUGE shock" because when you're writing events in a fictional TV show you can invent whatever you want. So you can just put God's words into a character's mouth, and be like "Whooooaaa, how did he know that!? God must be real after all!!" It's just lazy. No character "knows" anything, they only say what the writers want them to say.

    • @mattbowerman
      @mattbowerman 2 года назад

      @@0Fyrebrand0 i'm all knowing what about it lol , and I am not fiction lol i do love being right though

  • @zincChameleon
    @zincChameleon 5 лет назад +508

    If you hear music in your head, you're creative; if you hear voices, you're a paranoid schizophrenic. My advice: make sure those voices are singing something pretty.

    • @angryspoidah9607
      @angryspoidah9607 5 лет назад +2

      Hears worf singing actu melota

    • @lunadivona
      @lunadivona 4 года назад +1

      They are singing Frozen what they are

    • @meroneadawson6847
      @meroneadawson6847 4 года назад +1

      They hear voices in they ears they schizophrenic

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 3 года назад +2

      Found the NPC with no inner voice

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 3 года назад

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 to be fair, he said ‘voices’, not voice.

  • @mrvocabulary6794
    @mrvocabulary6794 7 лет назад +2759

    He looks like Ben Shapiro :D

  • @franciscodetonne4797
    @franciscodetonne4797 2 года назад +25

    2:53 his expression while turning around looks as ingenuine as I think faith healers like him would make when they are thinking about scamming people.

    • @daniellevinson6975
      @daniellevinson6975 2 года назад

      After rewatching, I think he's simply frustrated and dismayed.

  • @brianflores6448
    @brianflores6448 7 лет назад +2425

    Faith. That's another word for ignorance isn't it? -House

    • @zanetasmith9954
      @zanetasmith9954 7 лет назад +14

      Brian Flores S A V A G E

    • @fafowen5608
      @fafowen5608 7 лет назад +48

      Nice to know my name means ignorance

    • @pvtrichter88
      @pvtrichter88 7 лет назад +8

      what does he think of HOPE AND CHARITY and I'm sure you're lovely whoever you are on the other end!!

    • @LattiMonstaaa
      @LattiMonstaaa 6 лет назад +6

      - also every rational human being

    • @dh7164
      @dh7164 6 лет назад +9

      No, it is a bridge over the doubt brought on by ignorance, which should only be placed in the most important truths, not in just any story or idea. Unfounded faith is called belief. Belief with evidence is called faith.

  • @alphawolf6334
    @alphawolf6334 4 года назад +60

    Everytime something miraculous happens in front of Dr. House:
    *House.EXE has stopped working*

  • @jidmoore10
    @jidmoore10 5 лет назад +49

    The script for this episode was fire, as it usually is for the show

  • @rowlandbuck2703
    @rowlandbuck2703 7 лет назад +738

    "You can't love somebody and not trust them". Wrong. House was right, tryst has to be earned. But if you love them you will give them chances to earn your trust.

    • @dh7164
      @dh7164 6 лет назад +57

      haha, those "chances you give them" are called "trust."

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 6 лет назад +6

      I love a predictable liar because I can easily read such a person and of course I don't trust him/her 'cause otherwise I wouldn't label him/her as such.

    • @rowlandbuck2703
      @rowlandbuck2703 6 лет назад +2

      D H True.

    • @flaflu180399
      @flaflu180399 6 лет назад +9

      Rowland Buck Pretty sure it's the opposite. You won't give people chances of proving that they're trustworthy if you don't trust them first. And you definitely can't love something/someone without trusting it/them. You can trust without love, but not love without trust.
      And usually, by giving them chances to prove their worth, you eventually come to love them.

    • @ericlpz12
      @ericlpz12 6 лет назад +1

      Actually all this is quoted by what people want religious people to say for plot reasons. Jesus instructs us to be as wise as serpents and innocent as doves when going out to preach his gospel. The enemy (satan/persecuters) are like a roaring lion looking for whom to devour.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 5 лет назад +25

    "You like messing with people."
    Uh, and you don't, House?

  • @VisionTaleArts
    @VisionTaleArts 7 лет назад +23

    You know it's a good episode when someone says something and it stops house in his tracms

  • @greg7783
    @greg7783 7 лет назад +76

    What if I want to invite God to my poker game?

    • @Ryvucz
      @Ryvucz 7 лет назад +3

      That's easy, if you lose, God damn him to hell. If you win, thank God.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 7 лет назад +20

      He wouldn’t come because he knows the House always wins 😎

    • @PWNINSWAGMASTER
      @PWNINSWAGMASTER 5 лет назад

      KhAoz He wouldnt come become he'll know what cards House will have long before they even start playing. You cant beat someone that knows what you've got.

  • @xatzpskl
    @xatzpskl 5 лет назад +7

    Seeing how hospital patient robes are where I live,that guy pretty much walled bare-ass in the whole hospital

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 3 года назад +7

    "You don't trust anyone."
    "I trust my cane supplier"

  • @lisarenee3505
    @lisarenee3505 7 лет назад +258

    So the kid is good at cold-reading, big deal. So is every other decent con-man out there.

    • @Solitude1990
      @Solitude1990 6 лет назад +65

      He's not good at cold-reading, he's good at listening to the nurses that talk about House. The kid already gave House a verbal warning by telling him he listens to what the nurses say.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 6 лет назад +28

      Actually, good con-men do a little of both. They choose their marks, and their battles, by listening to what people say, by gathering information in an unobtrusive way, and then they pick up on cues like body language, expressions, etc. during the confrontation. They know that they're not really convincing the mark; such confrontations are used to convince any witnesses, and/or to set up the next phase of the scam.
      Oh, and it isn't just con-men. Legitimate salesmen use similar tactics. So do advertisers, politicians, and clergy.

    • @adelaamarante
      @adelaamarante 5 лет назад +1

      xaenon
      Bartenders*

    • @cliftt
      @cliftt 4 года назад

      So does House.

    • @raflystiansahlatif5293
      @raflystiansahlatif5293 3 года назад +1

      @@cliftt unlike god, house is real and is actually there in the room talking

  • @MaxwellsDemon9
    @MaxwellsDemon9 2 года назад +6

    House: "Next time tell God to be more specific." Kid: "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game". Zing!

  • @FrostedFlakes1800
    @FrostedFlakes1800 6 лет назад +113

    >gambling is a sin
    >wants someone to gamble
    Alright then

    • @xtear0
      @xtear0 5 лет назад +2

      Gambling isn't a sin, but it is against the law. :P

    • @AdoptedPoo
      @AdoptedPoo 5 лет назад +2

      @@xtear0 It is a sin.

    • @emperorpirk2003
      @emperorpirk2003 5 лет назад

      @@AdoptedPoo
      I see nothing wrong with gambling. It's far from the worst thing you could do.

    • @PWNINSWAGMASTER
      @PWNINSWAGMASTER 5 лет назад

      Frosted Flakes Yeah except God never wrote this episode of House so.... I mean heck an ACTUAL doctor already pointed out what's realistically innacurate about this show.

    • @davidliu4134
      @davidliu4134 5 лет назад +1

      Gambling isn't in itself a sin.

  • @michaelw4861
    @michaelw4861 6 лет назад +23

    One of the best TV shows to come out of America!
    I wish it never finished, but alas, all good things come to an end :(

  • @pranavsivakumar5338
    @pranavsivakumar5338 5 лет назад +32

    "Never date a Taurus when Mercury is in retrograde" Ayyy

    • @UncleForHire
      @UncleForHire 4 года назад +1

      I would genuinely like to learn astrology, not because I believe it but because if they can somehow derive english messages from the planets they are doing must be doing some insane mental gymnastics, like morse code except not possibly helpful one day

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 года назад

      @@UncleForHire Crystal power!

  • @Cutsail
    @Cutsail 3 года назад +9

    2:51 When your girlfriend walks past you naked in the morning

  • @SerAbiotico
    @SerAbiotico 3 года назад +7

    I always thought this patient was low-key flirting with House. I mean, look at his expression 2:51

  • @potatofamine3119
    @potatofamine3119 7 лет назад +60

    Never date a tourist when Mercury is in retrograde.

  • @Jim-pq9pm
    @Jim-pq9pm 3 года назад +77

    "You can't love somebody and not trust them" House it right, trust is earned. Love, Trust, and Respect.
    Edit: The quote is from the kid, not House.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 2 года назад +2

      Wrong ..a parent can love there kids and not trust them one bit

    • @Jim-pq9pm
      @Jim-pq9pm 2 года назад +1

      @@dragon22214 Did you watch the video?

    • @lifebeforedeath1788
      @lifebeforedeath1788 2 года назад +2

      @@dragon22214 that’s a dang good point! I do have one retort though, parents will need to trust their kids as they grow up, they will need to respect their child’s privacy and decision making at times.

    • @mindyenglish5305
      @mindyenglish5305 2 года назад

      I love plenty of people that I don't trust. And they earned that distrust. But family is family and you usually love them whether you want to or not. Of course there are exceptions, family you don't trust OR love. But I'm not talking about those idiots.

    • @Jim-pq9pm
      @Jim-pq9pm 2 года назад +1

      @@mindyenglish5305 The quote is from the kid, not House. I agree.

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 6 лет назад +12

    I wish I was as good a cold reader as that kid.

  • @ofhistoryandscience6095
    @ofhistoryandscience6095 4 года назад +3

    Love the lighting and coloring subtleness

  • @ForeverForty
    @ForeverForty 4 месяца назад +1

    Loved the exchange between Wilson and House after the first scene on this clip.
    House: He's not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing.
    Wilson: And you're worried about trademark infringement?
    One of the best lines in the entire series. Wilson will always be the funniest🤣🤣

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg
    @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 лет назад +19

    "i love you if you dont love me suffer forever" thats not love, thats abuse

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад

      yes and the fact that you have to devote your life to it is a bigger sign of abuse. what kind of loving god would create life just to force said life to love and worship it under the threat of eternal suffering

  • @poorboi8093
    @poorboi8093 4 года назад +2

    3:12 the biggest fact ever, not seeking social approval.

  • @jim2245
    @jim2245 7 лет назад +4

    Don't forget, Eve was the supposed normal one who talked back to a snake in a tree. Adam was off away getting a tan.

  • @meganbanda3742
    @meganbanda3742 5 лет назад +6

    Lmao he thinks he can hide signs of the causes of his medical issues from House, but he let one slip about the water he was drinking and how frequently he drinks it.

  • @ganleong1992
    @ganleong1992 7 лет назад +22

    The faith of the seven has spoken

    • @ganleong1992
      @ganleong1992 7 лет назад +1

      The night is dark and full of terrors

    • @samuellisy686
      @samuellisy686 7 лет назад +3

      By the Old Gods !!!

    • @VetInTheWater
      @VetInTheWater 7 лет назад +7

      Seven blessings on you, m'lord

    • @jimkwakkenbos9874
      @jimkwakkenbos9874 7 лет назад

      valar morghulis, valar dohaeris.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 7 лет назад

      Heretics!! Hail Cthulhu!! They Great Old Ones shall rise again from the depths! CTHULHU FANG!!!

  • @polarweis
    @polarweis 7 лет назад +608

    God is in all of us. Just kidding its pizza*burp

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 7 лет назад +11

      polarweis we are gods

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 лет назад +1

      polarweis I read this in Ricks voice from Rick and Morty

    • @polarweis
      @polarweis 7 лет назад

      DeathnoteBB thats exactly how my voice sounds in real life

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 7 лет назад +3

      polarweis we get it you watch rick and morty

    • @TheBahamutable
      @TheBahamutable 7 лет назад +3

      YOUR IQ MUST BE 330

  • @DevilGeneImbued
    @DevilGeneImbued 3 года назад +63

    I feel like House actually does believe in God, but only for the sole reason of having someone compete on his level

  • @daijme
    @daijme 3 года назад +2

    The nurses talk about you alot. Aah.. don't believe them, I keep a sock in my pants. Hahahah

  • @jkm7983
    @jkm7983 7 лет назад +336

    So the kid was drinking too much water causing the low sodium levels?

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 7 лет назад +81

      it's supposedly called that because you have to much water occupying blood per gram of salt or something like that. So the re is low sodium in comparison to the water in your body

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 7 лет назад +68

      It's basically tonicity. Tonicity means that matter tries to even out the balance of certain materials. If there's too much water in your body, it dilutes the amount of sodium in the system. So your cells try to compensate by evening out the amount of water in them; so they start absorbing water until they're bloated. And the sodium becomes so thinly distributed that it can't function properly. Or at least that's what I think.

    • @robertrodriguez8682
      @robertrodriguez8682 7 лет назад +48

      He had an std that is what shrunk the tumor in the other patient. House won they just left the rest out.

    • @construct8295
      @construct8295 7 лет назад +4

      if there’s a lot of water and a lot of sodium, it evens out, but if there’s a lot more water than sodium, the ratio gets too low and it fucks with your body, to explain in lame man’s turns

    • @joycewible8816
      @joycewible8816 6 лет назад +17

      Sodium is important because it helps draw water out of your cells and maintain an equilibrium. If you don't have enough salt in your body and you drink a ton of water, you can actually die. Too much water can be toxic. It's called hyponatremia. Your cells take on so much water (and with not enough salt in your body to draw water out of the cells) your cells start to burst. That's why long-distance runners have to be especially careful to eat or drink something with sodium so they don't drink too much water and accidentally kill themselves.

  • @eisenheim46
    @eisenheim46 2 года назад +1

    "You don't trust anyone"
    "I trust my barber"

  • @abdulrahmanaqlan6085
    @abdulrahmanaqlan6085 7 лет назад +10

    3:27 God wants you to invite Wilson to a poker game ?? lol what kind of BS is that.

    • @trime547
      @trime547 6 лет назад +3

      yeah, that was pretty cringey

    • @jaidevnani2253
      @jaidevnani2253 4 года назад +2

      Haven't watched the full episode huh?

  • @joelmavity1467
    @joelmavity1467 3 года назад +2

    “You’re gonna talk to a patient?” “God talks to him. It would be arrogant of me to assume I’m better than God.”

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 4 года назад +12

    In the Neverending Battle between House vs. God,bet on the House every time.

  • @mackmasters325
    @mackmasters325 6 лет назад +39

    House is a great character to address religion because he can criticize it from a perspective that is flawed and biased enough that it isn't too hostile or polarizing.

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 5 лет назад +14

      Really? I would consider it hostile, more so than others. And his perspective isn’t flawed in any sense but just cold logic to see that religion is useless and harmful. The thing that makes him a great character for it is instead that he is indifferent. He doesn’t really care if they’re a threat to the progression modern world or they’ve caused and are causing genocides, he’s just having fun insulting them just like he does everyone else.

    • @sombrerocat2971
      @sombrerocat2971 8 месяцев назад

      It doesn't feel hostile or polarizing because it doesn't feel different any more than House doing the same to any other person.

  • @Numidium_
    @Numidium_ 4 года назад +12

    The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, they must’ve came from god. Everything, we can’t describe must’ve came from god.
    George Carlin.

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 2 года назад

      That but unironically and Carlin is dead and buried

  • @ralpha112233
    @ralpha112233 2 года назад

    I'd have thought he'd be more concerned about a Terminator turning up.

  • @capril5140
    @capril5140 3 года назад +4

    Aw, I wanted to see when Wilson talked about humility 🥺

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf 2 месяца назад +1

    Here is something for House to think on.
    There once was a woman that was injured and couldn't walk again. She became depressed beyond all reason and was prepared to end it all. Then came word of Jesus and his miracles. He came to her house and asked what did she wish. She said: "I want to bw happy again."
    Jesus healed her of her despair but stopped him before he could heal her legs. Apparently there was no need, though Jesus gave her the the peace, joy and confidence that to thrive even despite the condition of her legs.
    Even House said that people, even him, wound be fine even if they had no physical pain. Depression would still be present which is why people need to get to the root cause. Otherwise a new leg can't be enjoyed by the miserable.
    That's just my two cents.

  • @steelekiller8540
    @steelekiller8540 6 лет назад +3

    Netflix please but house back on your list. One of my favorite shows of all time.

  • @supercasualgamer513
    @supercasualgamer513 3 года назад +2

    The way this video is edited is genius lol

  • @drakekay6577
    @drakekay6577 6 лет назад +3

    1:16 and bamn, Believe it or not, I'm flying on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. who could it be? believe it or not, its the faith healers father!

  • @fearon56
    @fearon56 6 лет назад +3

    theses house videos popped up in my recommendation list and now i find myself wanting to watch house from season 1

  • @juniorzablosky9608
    @juniorzablosky9608 4 года назад +3

    I'm a Christian, I have never seen or heard anyone who talks to God directly like this kid, if it does happen it's usually in a sense of deja vu, or a song lyric, it something that is part of your personal interests, never has anyone received direct information from God like a quick text

  • @sadbutitstrue2323
    @sadbutitstrue2323 5 лет назад +1

    It is easy to be against something that does not exist.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад

      it's easier to acknowledge you can't know whether or not something unfalsifiable exists/doesn't exists

  • @maxamedxasan4366
    @maxamedxasan4366 4 года назад +12

    You can't trust someone who hiding in the closet😂😂😂

  • @ΑχιλλεαςΒαϊτσης-χ2ω

    Patrick Ness, a famous author, once said in one of his books "Belief is HALF of all healing. Belief in the cure. Belief in the future that awaits".

  • @benbarker8154
    @benbarker8154 7 лет назад +36

    Kinda looks like the guy from True Blood who made Eric

    • @BUM-bz8vc
      @BUM-bz8vc 7 лет назад +8

      Godric. Not him. This is Thomas Dekker. He was in the Terminator tv series around the same time(maybe a little after).

    • @benbarker8154
      @benbarker8154 7 лет назад

      BUM 1979 thanks!

    • @2presiousGurlz
      @2presiousGurlz 7 лет назад +2

      I thought the same!!

    • @pvtrichter88
      @pvtrichter88 7 лет назад

      Anyone else spot THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO believe it or not as the dad!!~?

    • @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89
      @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89 6 лет назад

      I thought he looked similar to him too. I didn't think anyone was going to comment about it.

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry 7 лет назад +1

    He has such deep blue eyes. I had those when I was a kid, and they turned grey/green.

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 6 лет назад +3

    Did House figure out how the kid really knew about the poker game?

  • @eduardoaguilar3257
    @eduardoaguilar3257 7 лет назад +4

    Don't believe them, I keep a sock in my pants 😂

  • @jamesketchum5047
    @jamesketchum5047 5 лет назад +6

    i love the last part, house is sooooo confused like, how did he know about my poker game....WTF????

  • @JohnDoe-jt5lb
    @JohnDoe-jt5lb 2 года назад +1

    "Can't trust someone in a closet".
    > deflects the point by turning the attention to House.

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 7 лет назад +18

    I would've went with Wilson feels cheated and wants to be involved in events that you take part in.
    I wish there were more people that were in the middle. I hate it when people are definite about things that they don't know fully about.

    • @torntokoroa
      @torntokoroa 6 лет назад +10

      Lori Wolfcat Not pickin sides.
      But.
      1.Written by man
      2. A whole crap ton of the stories aren't even close to making sense and are full of plot holes.
      3. Its based on beliefs and considering different parts of Christianity support only certain parts of said book is a bit sketchy at best
      4. There are different versions of said same storybook which just doesn't add up. Consistency is needed.
      4.Beliefs can change easily. Too easily. If you got rid of every religious and scientific text ever the scientific ones would come back the same way saying the same thing. The religious ones wouldn't.
      Trust me i like to think this has a middle ground but one side has birthed scientists and doctors that save lives, the other has birthed climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, and fundamentalism. Its not hard to see why secular societies exist.

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 6 лет назад

      Torn Tokoroa So, you base it off of opinion, not facts then? Archeologists proved the biblical events happened. And it's made by man? Ummm, The Big Bang Theory came from a human's mind. A priest to be exact. There's always gonna be different versions because people deny and believe what they want. Heck, Santa Clause is fake, but the basic idea of him came from real life. Heck, even some Muslims who believe in God, come to realize that what they believe in is false and Christianity is the truest religion. I'm a skeptic about my religion, but I already answered all of what atheists or nonbelievers questioned about God and found out some factual evidence. Is it enough for me to whole heartedly believe then? No. Because idiots still believe we all came from Adam and Eve when we didn't. (FIRST-SECOND PAGE OF THE BIBLE) And most, if not, all think that you 100% MUST believe in God, or you go with Satan. That just seems cruel to me. My God, doesn't do that. My God loves everyone unconditionally. Truly unconditionally. You don't need to necessarily believe in God to be accepted into Heaven. If anything, just be a good person. But religious people tend to over exaggerate conditions and rules. That's why people sometimes don't believe. Cuz it doesn't add up. Evolution doesn't add up. Supposedly we came from literally nothing. Then a fish, lizard, and other animals, then, humans. It's crazy. Yet, let's just say that I believe in evolution. Even tho it makes NO SENSE. Why wouldn't I also believe in God?? I don't hardcore believe in anything right now, except that we're on this earth, put here by some power we don't understand. But hey, if you wanna be a hardcore atheist, ok, but that's just odd to be hardcore anything really. Heck, and especially if you're an atheist without at least reading the Bible, That's what's pretty dumb. Even tho I doubt evolution, I still research. Do some bible reading and then have an opinion based on what You specifically went thru. Give a chance to every religion.

    • @torntokoroa
      @torntokoroa 6 лет назад +5

      Lori Wolfcat i never said i was atheist. Just logical. Again i don't have a dog in this. I see both sides as stupid. I just feel if we fully embraced science then everything would be fine.
      Im just giving my two cents and a possible answer.. It was an inference

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 6 лет назад +1

      Torn Tokoroa Well, at least you aren't full atheist, but try to be open to learn more about stuff rather than dismissing it. It's actually very intriguing when you're open. You learn something you never thought of.

    • @torntokoroa
      @torntokoroa 6 лет назад +6

      Lori Wolfcat I'd be inclined to believe you if i hadn't been apart of that stuff. I used to be. But I'm not any longer. Especially considering that none of the holidays, none of the stories, none of that actually improved anything for me.
      And one key thing is if there is a creator, why let your your creations suffer needlessly? Especially when then worship consistently. It doesn't make sense. Is there supposed to be a lesson in suffering in those who haven't hurt anyone? In those who do nothing but beg for things to get better but their requests to fall upon deaf ears?
      I won't go on but this reliance on "faith for everything" mind set doesn't work. It just doesn't. Because once that faith is challenged in the slightest all hell breaks loose. The Jerusalem issue has proven that. Having hope that things can get better is fine but it doesn't solve anything at the end of the day.

  • @dlexisauero7655
    @dlexisauero7655 5 лет назад +2

    House: p a t i e n t
    Patient: house
    Patient: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
    House: i can't beat the shit out of you (with facts and logic) without coming closer.
    Patient: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like!

  • @jebbush1222
    @jebbush1222 5 лет назад +5

    Top 10 most powerful anime characters

  • @AnakinDramaticSkywalker
    @AnakinDramaticSkywalker 4 года назад +2

    "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game."
    Now that's some bullshit. If God is dispensing advice, he's got better things to do than promote gambling...

  • @gamessiosm6109
    @gamessiosm6109 7 лет назад +21

    “You can’t love someone and not trust them” yes you can

    • @neilmcmahon
      @neilmcmahon 6 лет назад +12

      How's that working out for you ?

    • @10bit25
      @10bit25 6 лет назад +2

      Single and one sided love.

    • @gamessiosm6109
      @gamessiosm6109 5 лет назад

      Neil McMahon it ended badly

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 6 лет назад

    If God went up against House, he'd need another resurrection.

  • @Buffy8Fan
    @Buffy8Fan 6 лет назад +5

    The last line wasn't impressive when he said earlier in the video/episode that the nurses talk about him.

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 3 года назад

      He didn't find out from the nurses _or_ God. He had another source.

  • @Nelyak_07
    @Nelyak_07 4 года назад +2

    3:23 Don't know why House is surprised... Alot of people play Poker and have Poker nights, Wilson is nice, honest and would never be able to win at Poker hence why he would never be invited...

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 6 лет назад +34

    I believe in the god "placebo".

    • @cmf1402
      @cmf1402 6 лет назад +2

      You get a like just for that bionicle profile pic

    • @franzlove
      @franzlove 6 лет назад +1

      dude. i never thought of it like that. but it would make sense

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад

      We'll if that's what helps people

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 6 лет назад

      the god "placebo" affect was important before we had law. where people needed to afraid of something imaginary in order to make them behave. These days we have law. No need for fair-tales.

  • @ocieljuarez3703
    @ocieljuarez3703 4 года назад +1

    0:20 hilarious!

  • @tomcash1927
    @tomcash1927 7 лет назад +16

    Just know Frederick D. Was here.

  • @julianbeldham8684
    @julianbeldham8684 5 лет назад

    First rule of Vegas. Never bet against the House

  • @smackfanxion
    @smackfanxion 6 лет назад +5

    I wanna actually watch this series now. Im a fan. Newly made.

  • @jbombbeats2129
    @jbombbeats2129 4 года назад +2

    The show is on Amazon prime incase anyone was wondering lol

  • @Justbrowsing4lunch
    @Justbrowsing4lunch 6 лет назад +3

    Netflix is jealous of the following shows: House M.D., Psyche, and that show with Timothy Hutton.

  • @philf2066
    @philf2066 2 дня назад

    House invited Wilson to the poker game

  • @katietoast3749
    @katietoast3749 6 лет назад +111

    Sheesh, just once I’d like to see a conversation between an atheist and a religious person on TV where the dialogue is written by an actual religious person. It’s not an argument if both sides are written by the same person. You can’t count it as an argumentative win if the winner and the loser have their lines written by the winner.

    • @ravenabove5317
      @ravenabove5317 6 лет назад +5

      Katie Toast no way to win and no way to lose and I say this as a person who has seen and experienced countless paranormal and psychic events for the newage win or seen and experienced countless yet to be explained scientific philosophy that will one day be explained by scientific research atheist wins. that is why I am agnostic I do believe in a higher power but unlike the newage addiction fuck if I know what that is. It may be a creator and just as must a higher intelligence then human existence. No one wins. All that I have seen, I have so many questions but so little answers. Yes and no, you are right, and so are you. that is how humanity will move forward. Not through religious denial, and not through religious dedication. This unity of perspective will be our deliverance, or dedication to religion will be our destruction. Now move on and embrace your humanity and all that is human. Have an ice cream sundae or what ever you enjoy eating! I myself love ice cream, you may hate it but we can still sit down at the same table and discuss the weather. Let's discuss the weather ;)

    • @nb4032
      @nb4032 6 лет назад +8

      Begin.

    • @fakeituntilkingdomcome
      @fakeituntilkingdomcome 6 лет назад +4

      Ryan Soloway true, but these don't really sound like honest responses loll like,, idk any Christians who act all pure and who blatantly ignore an atheist whenever their faith is shot down. I dont know is its the kid's acting skills or what, but this scene seemed so... _unnatural_ . The Typical Atheist making jabs at the boy and the Typical Christian acting all pure and innocent and keeping a good attitude.. Idk doesnt seem realistic to me. I would like to see an argument like this acted out but I want each part to be written by actual religious/nonreligious people. It always seems like whenever Christians write about an atheist, they make the atheist seem all rude, insulting, degrading. But then make the Christian all nice, friendly, encouraging and good natured. Then when an atheist writes the role of Christian it turns into the overdone mess you see in this video. Yeah, I'm sure there are Christians who are like this out there but like,,, there are also a lot of Christians who aren't, ya know?

    • @ravenabove5317
      @ravenabove5317 6 лет назад

      perhaps my wise ancient soul, reincarnated countless times or just me being perceptive and articulate having been around many people with cultural background as an atheist, again, i will NOT state what is, what i am, or not, but simply explain that the views of individuals , although vulnerable to the influence of a larger group of other individuals, can not be absolute with a single view because perspective, is like a rock that falls to ground, staying in place only as long as the next force that moves it. when the rock has moved, a foundation that supports it will only support it until the next force moves the rock again. of course that rock may be destroyed but this does not not matter, because the world we know is made of earth. when you apply such deep thinking, you understand, religion vs science is science vs religion they are one and the same, and all and none. we do not know we really are or where we really come. although science has greatly advanced, it can not be denied that when it comes to the mysteries of life and existence, it is comical, absurd, pretentious, and naive, to believe that what we know is true or false, when all was here before false and true. the only way to win, is live your life with the risk that you could lose, make a bet, and deal with the results of your decision. what is your definition of win?

    • @fakeituntilkingdomcome
      @fakeituntilkingdomcome 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan Soloway wait *what*
      Mind dumbing that down for me? I read the whole thing but did not comprehend a single word

  • @missmeggie_4
    @missmeggie_4 6 лет назад +1

    That moment when House is actually shook.

    • @davelanger
      @davelanger 4 года назад

      the kid got the info from the nurses

  • @Henlarious
    @Henlarious 7 лет назад +142

    Lol, a few bottles an hour. Please. When I was running eight miles a day, lifting for an hour then biking 10 miles I drank less water 😂.

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 7 лет назад +58

      sorry but you do realize that the issue was that the guy was drinking too much water right?

    • @josephmurphy9300
      @josephmurphy9300 7 лет назад +13

      Woooooooooooosh

    • @jacqslabz
      @jacqslabz 7 лет назад +12

      Henry C that's the point: It's a symptom

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 7 лет назад +28

      I guess fitness doesn’t equal brains, hey?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 6 лет назад +1

      Holly shit dude WTF is your life

  • @sgirl609
    @sgirl609 4 года назад +2

    Anyone notice at 3:02 - 3:03 houses cane is in his coffee cup he just put coffee in?

  • @WhatEver-ej9vs
    @WhatEver-ej9vs 6 лет назад +8

    Since when is God pro gambling?

    • @StellaStarfall
      @StellaStarfall 6 лет назад +1

      Jet MaX Honestly? I figure God just leaves us to our own devices and if we decide to gamble, sure why not? Whoever invented it was a clever bastard, so, perhaps he deserves to have his creation carry throughout the ages, I dunno.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 лет назад +1

      @@StellaStarfall Its not about the act itself its the motive cause and effect of an act
      Since when was God pro Killing
      When it involved the destruction of Evil Do ers with no chance of ever considering redemption many times that has happened

    • @StellaStarfall
      @StellaStarfall 5 лет назад

      Inyalga Ico Methinks you need to reconsider that one.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 лет назад

      @@StellaStarfall There is obviously a limit to that sentiment im making a comparison hey there was a city that used to exist in the bible where it was so bad when angels landed to meet some guy hiding in one of its areas the entire city wanted to rape them on site this was back during them noah days
      Clearly they needed to die which they did my point being the notion of "When is God Pro Gambling" is very restrive in mind set where everything has a reason for being and context of situation

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 лет назад

      @@StellaStarfall YOu might find my analogies a bit biazzarre but thats just me

  • @biosonic100
    @biosonic100 5 лет назад +2

    “God told me” is the lazy way of saying “I don’t know”

  • @nylexmo9019
    @nylexmo9019 3 года назад +3

    Just to be clear, not all us atheists act like this.

  • @jutau
    @jutau 7 лет назад

    Before he found out he was John Connor savior of humanity.

  • @ultimateqmazing2537
    @ultimateqmazing2537 6 лет назад +4

    Ok seriously. Who else thinks House inspired Rick from Rick and Morty. It cannot be just me. The parallels between their characters are just too much for coincidence.

    • @true7251
      @true7251 5 лет назад

      every sarcastic genius has this personality. Sherlock Holmes was probably the earliest one. original Sherlock from books. and House is based on Sherlock, like pretty much every detective story with a clever lead.
      and Rick is more likely a lot like on of his creators.

  • @matthewhenthorn3343
    @matthewhenthorn3343 5 лет назад +1

    i've often said God has a sense of humor.

  • @casperhr22
    @casperhr22 7 лет назад +7

    God allowed him to meet a hero. Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

  • @omegazero5884
    @omegazero5884 3 года назад +1

    I believe that House vs God is far more a House wants to be 100% sure his patient will live. The healer might heal them but how does he know their truly healed and this isn't a placebo.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 7 лет назад +3

    I don't get it. Why does House look so surprised at him saying "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game." Wilson could have talked to him or others about House not inviting him to the poker game.

    • @Doomsday-yo7lh
      @Doomsday-yo7lh 6 лет назад

      Well it’s still surprising at first.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 лет назад

      Why would it be? Again, the patient could have heard from any number of people talking about Wilson not being invided to the poker game.

  • @neilmcmahon
    @neilmcmahon 6 лет назад

    Maybe I should start putting the sock into the *front* of my pants.