Dr. Bright! No More POLITICS For You!
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.
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Based on: The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation by AdminBright: scp-wiki.wikid...
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The sad thing is that Bright’s “You’ve Had Worse” slogan is entirely true.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one that thinks so
we had worse just last president 🤭
Especially now.
@@Olimar92 true dat
@@Olimar92 who know it might be doctor bright in power now.
In all honesty, Dr. Bright in the white house would explain a lot.
Explains what happend in the past few elections
@@GG-lk4xf LMAO
Maybe… maybe HE wanted to build a wal-
No, that’s too crazy, even for him.
I thought it was weird when Bush started arming our troops with chainsaw launchers
@@devinnall2284 oh that was my suggestion
I vote for Jack for a “Bright” future
YES, THATS my new slogan
@@AvatarOfTheEnd just remember bright is just dark in reverse
@@AvatarOfTheEnd it’s the madman himself
Haha
@@AvatarOfTheEnd want to go to the cafe and talk shit about the 05 council?
'C'mon guys, you've had worse' would honestly probably work
Who doesn't want the president to be truthful for once
Think about it! Voting for other candidates you're unsure whether they will be a good or bad president! With Jack Bright, you already know he's gonna be a horrible leader!
I feel like when Dr bright decided to do that again the council went like : no, Bright, that was an emergency, don’t go and be the fucking president please
But can't we let him be the president of Russia?
@@t1m3f0x can we?! :D
Emergency? I thought I was becoming the president :(
@@t1m3f0x, Wasn’t he Russian president in the 90s?
@@dr.ChainsawLover, what’s your opinion on giving UN peacekeepers access to 682?
"Ah come on, guys. You've had worse."
Well, he's not wrong.
That’s the real problem here
@@beanime6366 who’s the problem .,.?
@@dr.ChainsawLover A trumpet that rose into power.
I can already see the military using firearms shooting mini chainsaws instead of bullets... . Also tanks will be shooting chainsaws. And probably he'll make sure that there'll be a chainsaw bomb.
Now imagine Bright with nuclear bombs.
I need a gun the shoots mini chainsaws NOW
That is kinda sad
I need a Grenade that when explodes, shoots thousands of mini chainsaws. NOW NOW NOW!
I need a Grenade that when explodes, shoots thousands of mini chainsaws. NOW NOW NOW!
Just let the man be. He'll make the national anthem Micky Mouse's Clubhouse theme song
Perfection.
lmao never thought id see the entire scp foundation in one comment
More likely he'll make it never gonna give you up than anything else
He can't do that! As entertaining as it would be Disney wouldn't allow it. He would literally need to go to war with them to do it.
...
Honestly with how bad Disney has been, going to war with them might be good for his approval.
"you've had worse". can't disagree with that.
"Ah come on, guys. You've had worse."
Hmm, he might get my vote
:D
Thank u
"Ah, come on guys. You've had worse" would be such a true and honest statement, He'd have my vote
I could just imagine the person who has to make the rules for doctor bright rule saying here we go again
Edit: Thanks for the likes:)
Probably a memeber of the containment team "NO, you don't"
A member of the O-5 community walks up to the dude they make write the rules and the person just sighs excessively and says "what rules did he have created this week"
Dr. Bright:- "C'mon guys, you've had worse."
Me, a intellectual:- "I can't argue with that assessment."
Well, that explains why the US had wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, it was Bright all along!
Perhaps the ukraine conflitc had something with Bright
@@YaToGamiKuro I can confirm that I have nothing to do with that. That’s the Soviet dictator’s problem, not mine.
@@dr.bright8736 Its Putin's problem not his OK.
@@dr.bright8736 Say, you wouldn't know if either you or Dr. Clef are qualified to fly a MiG-29, would you?
@@odstbag337 Even if they were, which I highly doubt, I'm sure that would be breaking at least a few rules, not the least of which being the rule that Dr. Bright is not allowed to lead a Mobile Task Force. That rule heavily implies that he shouldn't be allowed to be a part of one either.
Dr Bright would be the chaotic president that has decent enough standards but would apply his knowledge for at least chaotic evil
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know why this is a rule. He was reallyyyyy pissed at everyone who thought putting him in the body of George Bush was a good idea and later stated that those were the worst years of his life. He 100% wouldn't do it again, at least not willingly.
Maybe he added this rule to protect himself
"Bright shenanigans" should be something like the diary of the wimpy kid but foundation exclusive
@@nightigal you know what that actually makes a lot of sense
"You've had worse"
I... I can't really disagree with that... Dr. Bright for president it is then! (Plus hey, free chainsaw cannons)
Hell, Bright's got my vote. 😉👍
More like chainsaws can solve all life's problems.
Vote for the Chainsaw Party in '24.
'Fuck War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death! We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki, and Bright!'
Or this.
Literally the pale king
"Sir!"
"What is it Lieutenant?"
"The President just armed the border patrol with Chainsaw Cannons!"
"..."
"..."
"BRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTTTTT"
Bright: “That’s not me”
Trump: *Laughs with malicious intent*
@@andylugo7060 oh hey 👋 I gave my chainsaw canons to trump :)
@@dr.ChainsawLover wait, who supplies you with the saws tho?
[UPDATE]: Apparently Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to go to Australia (just fanon)
At this rate there will be a million videos on what Dr.Bright is not allowed to do to finish the list 😂
Yep the only thing I can do is breath talk- and walk? Eat-? Idk anymore -.-"
Accultaly we are allowed to do a lot here are some example:
We are allowed to not become president
We're allowed to not use chainsaw cannons
We are also allowed to not install 1471
Also the list doesn' t say we can' t have fun whit scp 729-j.
why are there two dr.brights in my replys? 😂
@@pineapplesarescary9847 if 963 remain on a boby for more then 30 it become me permanentaly even whitout the medallion and if it is placed oh another boby I posses them as well so I can clone.
😮
He would be an improvement over what we have now, I'll give him that.
Last 2 presidents have been absolutely horrible
Yup.
Just don't understand how we can call ourselves a democracy when the only choice in leadership we were given is between two senile sex offenders.
ikr.
@@blizz2748 Pretty much everyone after Teddy Roosevelt has been horrible I think he was honestly the last president with the people's best interest in mind
When i read Word "again" i knew it was about SCP 4444 who wouldn't want Bright as a president (now seriosly if you would want to have him you should go to doctor or something)
if that was the campaign slogan then i would have to vote for him
“You’ve had worse”
Yes but we have also had less worse
“You’ve had worse”
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
I love how he thinks he's entitled to almost everything. Like, where did he get fish eggs for Dr. Clef's bullet shells?
I promise to give all us citizens a free chainsaw
sad part, bright is right at the end
A vote for dr bright is a vote for a brighter tomorrow
Dr Bright as president:
"My first action is too increase the funding for the FBIs Unusual Incident Unit and hire special advisors from 'Stuffed Crust Pizza' for their training."
It’s cute the foundation thinks Bright would ever willingly put himself through that again.
exactly
Thing is: he probably wouldn't even be last with that slogan
Did anyone ever find out if Bright continued to be Bush or did they make a clone or something
"C'mon guys, you've had worse - I made sure it will be better from now on!"
Bright: come on guys you've had worse
Me:point taken he's my vote
If I’ve ever had a Presidential campaign, I’m stealing this slogan
I mean. His slogan is the truest one I've ever heard so. Bright has my vote.
Idea: put scp 682 into scp 914(I think. Whatever the clockworks is) on whatever the roughest setting is. Maybe then it can be killed? If not, put it through again and again until it can.
I would like to see what will happens
All weapons will have something to do with chainsaws.
WW3 :)
@@Dr.C.Shadow yea probably
@@BluePhrognik oh yes that's for sure
A fucking apocalypse, that's what would happen.
Sad part is "You've had worse" might actually sell me.
I mean he's not wrong.
Nah his slogan would be:
We have had a cheeto nearly nuke us NOW LETS FINISH IT
God damn he really wants to be a leader
And that's why Dick Cheney was the 45th president
hell. I could run on that slogan.
He's literally just a choatic child and I love it
05 council: DR Bright what did you do!?
Dr. Bright: pardon?
05 Council: why did you take over the body of Putin?
DR. Bright: just because i took over one president doesn't mean I'll do it again
No. Probably the body of Putin.
He should tho.
Which Putin though
Wasn’t there a bright rule about not accepting souls as payment for bets???
So that’s where the again comes from.
Don't give him any power without good reason to
Here we go again.
"Counterpoint... wouldn't it be easier for us to operate if some people in high places where actually me?"
-Doctor "supreme leader" Bright, probably.
Another slogan could be, “You’ve got a BRIGHT future ahead of you!” …Wait…no no no no no FUCK NOT AGAIN
Put dr bright’s medallion in the clockworks and see what happens
That would explain W's two terms and "The Orange Menace's" single term. Both ex-presidents did more harm than good as far as I'm concerned, and fall under the category of "Piss/Shit on their Graves" when their time to leave the mortal coil comes.
Guys... I think Dr. Bright ran for presidency
Jack bright for president 2024
i see bright taking over putin or kim yong un lmao
So only in case of emergencys got it
Bread👍
Dr bright isn't wrong LOL
Worst part is that the slogan would .out likely work by this point
In all honesty, his slogans holds true
Honestly if someone ran under that I would probably vote for them
This is super cereal guys.
It was one time!
Bright for president! He'll take over haters, so join the lovers!
Wouldn’t these actions make more sense if Dr. Clef did them? He’s basically Dr. Brights doppelgänger
Dr. Bright, if you're gonna run for office, replace a terrible senator! Like Ted Cruz or Mitch McConnell!
Id vote for Dr Bright!
Of course you will
I'd vote for him.
Dr. Bright for President 2024
At this point I'd vote for 682.
I think Dr. Bright some how made up SCP 4444
Ah yes, he’s on literal thin ice.
Love this guy! VOTE BRIGHT FOR PRESIDENT
Sadly, his slogan is correct.
Honestly, can we just put Bright in facility that, through psychic means, keeps him in there.
His slogan is so true, it actually worked In Brazil lmao
THE FACT HE WOULD THO--
I would elect Dr Bright as president, sure it would result in a nucellar war but why not?
Talk to Red was President well that explains a lot
Ah, shit. Dr. Bright's applied his necklace to Russia.
* admit it, you’d vote for Bright
The more I hear about dr. Bright, the more like a cryptid he seems
This would explain so much about Bush 🤣
The problem is with that argument he'd win 🗿
Dr bright has my vote
Why is Doctor bright me like I swear we're so alike that if 963 was applied to me nothing would happen
Could u imagine pm narandra jack modi
Idea: So we know how SCP-682 regenerates his body after like 3 hours. Well in one of the experiments, we found his flesh alone can easily be destroyed. So what if you replicate the experiment with the ultimate distraction tool (forgot its name) and when the body is completely destroyed, pull its body apart and use the tool
Is Bush still a Bright?
probably
It seems too late already...
Id vote Dr Bright for president tbh
Brightttttt
I'd vote for Bright over what we got now xD
i vote for dr bright
That is cool!! 😎😎
Dr. Bright wouldn't be wrong... We have had worse. 🤔
I wish he'd use it on Marjorie Taylor green and take a swim from the upper Niagara river to the lower Niagara river. The difference is Niagara falls
Yeah, I'd vote for him.