“you never heard of a Christian rapper? I’m ‘bout to take it there!” Was the line that had me scared for the other rapper, but the next line shocked me…. “Cuz when I do the Bob, I doodlebob, ME HOY NOY NINOY”
@@MylesJK Okay so... I've replayed it about twenty times this is what I've deciphered... he's talking about some weird kink where the other person is an officer who's taking him to custody, and for some reason instructed to look at his balls, his ass and his dick at the same time, and then saying they do this routine more times than the amount that the other guy hooks up with his bm, his other casual hookups and his actual girlfriend, then clarifying that the other guy in fact harassed his girlfriend and she didn't consent, so he is just roasting himself and his girlfriend for a while until devolving into something that I cannot decipher at all unfortunately.
@@4L24ad1 idk I saw it on twitter and all I know is swave draft rap battle but I can’t find the full thing. I tried googling the lyrics but you can try as well you might find more than me. Good luck 🫡
he's the same guy that said "my music touch the youth, like Kevin Spacey" and in the same song said, "she suck the soul right outa my body i thought i was finna turn ginger"😭😭
To be fair, that’s not that different from what Cube said on Fk the Police. “Don’t know if they phags or what” like some of these pigs do be a little overeager to make dudes spread the cheeks and cough
Its a screenshot of him saying on twitter he dont fw men that are woman beaters.... And then says hell still be friends with people who are woman beaters... Something not right here..
1:51 - 2:03 Sometimes you really have to think and wonder, the hell was this guy thinking? He had the utmost confidence to step up on stage, think of those exact lyrics, then sing them, and he somehow didn't stop to wonder if, just maybe, if those lyrics aren't as cool as he thinks they are. You can even hear an audience member boo him; you can even see the black guy with the headphones and durag shake his head in utter disappointment. I'm not even that good a singer, but damn, he didn't fumble, he plummeted.
usually the extra editing takes away from these kinds of videos but i loved the editing on this one. a boondocks clip? fucking banger and you did cole dirty at the start of the video LMFAO
Thank you so much it makes me really happy you enjoyed it! I put a lot of time into editing my videos so really comments like these really mean a lot to me 🙏🏾💜 but yea I saw them pics of j cole and knew exactly what i had to 😭😭
@@Scallywag_Gilbert68 yea it’s actually sicking how they can say this and cops won’t investigate but if they mention guns and drugs they feds all on that like bro lock these dudes up too plz 😭
@@RaskiPlaski3000 bless you too I needed to hear that. I hope everything is going well for you and keeps doing so. And I hope to see you more often in the comments 💯🙏🏾💜
@@jsonparrish1545 no you’re good I appreciate the support and glad I could entertain you for a bit! But I agree there is nothing wrong with the bar me and my friends just like clowning on logic because he talks about being biracial a lot lol
@@JDXTHEKID “ok you hungry man have this sandwich my wallets green and lettuce AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS… SO MY DICK REMEMBERS EVERYTHING” yea after saying it out loud that shit still sounds ridiculous 🔥🔥💯💯 (I actually like gambino)
@@MylesJK straight facts bruv broke his record he needs come back matter fact I got the plan so you remember that girl that said Cory name for 10 hours just make her do it for 10 hours again and we got him back
@@TheRealMakotoYuki419 LMFAOOO ur good if u haven’t already u should check out my horror movies video I just posted bc me personally I think I can 1v1 a demon 🗿
2:48 this part is so fucking funny lmao *one of the most insane lines in this video* *fades into an image of bill cosby* i was laughing for 10 minutes straight😭😭
1:34 I fucking died of laugher lol
How did bruh not get dragged out the booth
Na fr AND a music video they tripping 😭😭
@@MylesJK Fa sho
Like wtf lol
Bro he said 3 years. He has some self control. Give him a pass
@@fizzcarreviews7997 ah hell na 😭
Wasn’t she a minor then😭
Bro how did we let biggie get away with this 😭
IDK, he has some of the craziest bars ever 😭
They literally killed him lol
@@Johnny10Guns LMFAOOOO na this is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen 💀💀
@@Johnny10Guns that reputation pulled a reverse Shinzo Abe
@@Johnny10Guns YOU DID NOT 💀
I refuse to believe that any context can improve these bars
Honestly context will probably make them 10 times worse 😭😭
The worst part is that some of these songs would sound good if it weren't for the lyrics. 🤦♂️
@@jonathangarcia5279 ONG people dont need to say everything that comes to mind
@@MylesJK Bro "in about 3 years holler at me Miley Cyrus" Why 😭
Or the molly song it sounds so good but date[redacted] isn't cool
“you never heard of a Christian rapper? I’m ‘bout to take it there!”
Was the line that had me scared for the other rapper, but the next line shocked me….
“Cuz when I do the Bob, I doodlebob, ME HOY NOY NINOY”
@@niccy945 “never let them know your next mihoy minoy” -Sun tzu probably
@@MylesJKwise words
He took out the best part. The punchline "AND ERASE THIS SQUARE" had me in fucking tears 😂
@@ThatsPety
😂😂😂😂
“Diddy Smalls”
😭😭
i spit my drink
Diddy’s balls
😂
2:17 You gotta love those drill rappers that just don't rhyme a single fucking thing lmao
LMFAOOO wtf was that guy even talking about 😭
Mf just wanted to talk about how the officer saw his peen over a beat I guess 😭
@@MylesJK Okay so... I've replayed it about twenty times this is what I've deciphered... he's talking about some weird kink where the other person is an officer who's taking him to custody, and for some reason instructed to look at his balls, his ass and his dick at the same time, and then saying they do this routine more times than the amount that the other guy hooks up with his bm, his other casual hookups and his actual girlfriend, then clarifying that the other guy in fact harassed his girlfriend and she didn't consent, so he is just roasting himself and his girlfriend for a while until devolving into something that I cannot decipher at all unfortunately.
The whole song is egregious holy shit
@@Blockidk-i1n average uk rap song
I think the guy at 2:24 was trying to call for help 😭😭😭😭😭
@@Mr.Pancake-7092 now that u mention it 😭😭
“I’m scared”
@@Artemis-v8iS.O.S
@@NekroWareOfficial Alarmed. Distressed
😭😭😭the UK police gotta be funded by diddy
3:34 note how he said "catch" implying she was trying to escape 💀
he is a sick mf bro 😭
Bro is going to prison🙏
Oh yeah good thing you caught that there was nothing fucked up about that line already
@@ashen_roses to be fair I think the word catch should give him another 45 years in prison
@@MylesJK can't object to that 🥂
1:53 The sheer disappointment on this man's face 🤣
Shit was so wack he couldn’t support his boy even he wanted to 😭😭
@@MylesJKBro where is that clip from
@@4L24ad1 idk I saw it on twitter and all I know is swave draft rap battle but I can’t find the full thing. I tried googling the lyrics but you can try as well you might find more than me. Good luck 🫡
Why is he so mad for? 😂😂
This shit aint get released out the studio this shit escaped💀
Coming out the closet with this one 🗣️💯
I'm dead. I write the gayest bars I possibly can and still less sus than some of this is on accident
Going bar for bar and still getting out sus-ed on accident is INSANE 😭😭
Snickers bars are better.
@@wildfire9280nah metro is better
@@MylesJK 😭😭
I don't think all of these are accidental
Somehow "Shittin, Poopin(Shittin, Poopin)" is the most normal bar in this video.
@@DLarus08 LMFAOOOOO ur honestly right 😭😭
Accept Jesus Christ 🙏🏽❤️
Btw, wasn't it a reference to Kanye's whoop di di scoop track (still stupid af though)
2:17 my brain can not comprehend this being real
it’s not real battyman can’t hurt you (im lying)
Don't you disrespect the GOAT
@@jmsytbe if this guys the goat then uk rap is doomed I fear 😭
This song is part of my heritage
@@testadalord01432 I’m so sorry about that I couldn’t imagine ✊🏾🙏🏾
The fact that Tony Stanovichi made it into this as the only non-rapper proves how fucking funny he is
@@thaloblue a generational talent 💯
0:07 is hilarious for no reason
@@eonsvlr bro the 1000 yard stare then screaming MIHOY MINOY will never not be funny 😭😭😭
@@MylesJK bro the cut on the mihoy minoy is hilarous ngl 😭😭😭
i was watching it on 1 am and i was laughing waking mfs up near me😭
@@eonsvlr 😭😭😭 i find myself randomly saying it and I keep forgetting that nobody knows what I’m talking about 💀
@@MylesJK bro i kept saying it last night and was cracking up like hella man 😭 good compilation, had me laughing early in the mornin’
1:43 what was bro thinking
Idk how that made it out the studio 😭😭
Buddy said he exchange v-cards with the retards
@@MylesJKsounds like a line out of a 4chan green text story
I think the funniest part is "exchange" like bro you only have one
@@Commrade-DOGE 😭😭 WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS LMFAOOO
0:44 that line actually goes kind of hard
I mean I see what he meant but It sounds insane LMFAOO 😭
No it does not
@@Scissors-ci6sq 😭😭😭
You anime fans gotta stick to Lil peep.
Shi made me go hard I’ll tell you that much
I FILL HER UP… BALLONS 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ 3:09
He sounded like Willy wonka lmao
@@Blockidk-i1n they both got some screws loose 💀
Bro who’s the guy in the clip at 3:12 after this bar☠️
@@yaboiurk chance the rapper 😭😭
@@MylesJK i meant the “wtf” meme, not Chance🧍
3:20 Chance took a chance 😭😭
💀💀
2:12 At this point it's not even about context, he meant that shit.
@@KAMA_THE_ONE he said that shit with his chest 😭 but it goes so hard I’m singing it with him 💀
he's the same guy that said "my music touch the youth, like Kevin Spacey" and in the same song said, "she suck the soul right outa my body i thought i was finna turn ginger"😭😭
@@ashyshreNah,that's wild💀
3:26 Ngl this wouldn’t have sounded half as bad as it did if he just didn’t do the impression of a disabled person for “my flow slow” 😂
Ur actually spitting because it’s a bar he just had no reason to do all that 💀
@@MylesJKBtw, what's the song's name?
@@Elk-Screech the artist is B.O.B. But I don’t think it’s a full song I think it’s just a rap cypher. 2011 pt2 B.o.B. Should pull it up
@@MylesJK appreciate it man
@@MylesJK It's like he ruined the bar by explaining it before it happened
2:21 British rap is crazy bro
I swear British people aren’t real bro 😭
To be fair, that’s not that different from what Cube said on Fk the Police. “Don’t know if they phags or what” like some of these pigs do be a little overeager to make dudes spread the cheeks and cough
3:39 not the fucking uncle ruckus clip 😭
That bar was so crazy he left me with no other choice 😭
@@MylesJKIt's one thing to be Mr. Steal yo girl but Mr. [REDACTED] yo girl? Nah
@@jonathangarcia5279 LMFAOO bro took stealing your girl WAY TOO LITERALLY
@@MylesJK Never let him cook again, he'll burn the house down.
@@jonathangarcia5279 dont even let bro in the house 😭😭
2:33 How the hell do you go from "we selling dope" to politics? He really thought he was cooking! 💀
He wasn’t even on beat either bro was just ranting 😭😭
2:49 this song has a single annotation on genius for this line… and it’s a screenshot of… something
Its a screenshot of him saying on twitter he dont fw men that are woman beaters.... And then says hell still be friends with people who are woman beaters... Something not right here..
What song did he use in the background
2:15 BASED for that one
Can’t deny that it’s a bar tho 💯😭
Sauce?
@@dorohime7001 SONG: suki | ARTIST: Eric Reprid
1:34 had me weak😂
Now it makes sense why Diddy and Biggie were so close... 💀
they had a LOT in common apparently 😭😭
2:17 Haven't heard the "wagwan for battyman" bar in a hot minute, lol. What a classic.
@@BiggusNickus had to pay respects to one of the worse bars I’ve ever heard 🔥🔥💯💯
That late ‘what’ reaction at 1:12 is hilarious 😂😂😂
everyone else was to stunned to speak LMFAO
Jack Harlow bars funny as hell cause Lil Nas has been open about how attractive he finds Jack
Jack likes it lowkey and I can’t blame him 🕴️
Jack and Lil Nas X is canon??
@@louannebvb i hope so i need another collab
@@MylesJK They collab in the studio (apartment)
@@gimmeyourrights8292 in the straightest way possible I’d probably watch it just to see what’s going on 🤷🏾♂️
0:30 BROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THATS NOT OKAYYYYY!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
@@SumeriyaYaxlaka RIGHT WHAT WAS BRO THINKING
dirk tryna bring his daughter to a Diddy party
@@DoWhatIShallDo I’m pray for his daughter bro 😭😭😭
2:48 made me audibly go “What?” In public
When I heard that for the first time my jaw dropped bc ain’t no way he just said that
Biggie's flow goes so hard we just let that mf get away with the most outta pocket shit imaginable
Some of them there wasn’t even a flow he was just talking on the beat 😭
Dead wrong
2:39 trust me, this goes hard when you gotta wake up at 3am to go into the field
LMFAOOOO That’s the craziest comment I’ve read in a minute 😭😭
0:50 P diddy did work with biggie smalls
@@Codj910 diddy’s influence is insane
3:25 is amazing
You're amazing, don't ever think your not
3:51 TONY NOOOOOO
My goat got caught lacking 😣
1:51 - 2:03 Sometimes you really have to think and wonder, the hell was this guy thinking? He had the utmost confidence to step up on stage, think of those exact lyrics, then sing them, and he somehow didn't stop to wonder if, just maybe, if those lyrics aren't as cool as he thinks they are. You can even hear an audience member boo him; you can even see the black guy with the headphones and durag shake his head in utter disappointment. I'm not even that good a singer, but damn, he didn't fumble, he plummeted.
The worse part is that he really thought he did something 😭
@@MylesJKwhat is that clip from? i swear ive seen it before
@@Le_g3nd honestly idk i saw it on twitter
@@MylesJK
He must have thought the silence and the stares of disbelief were proof he flamed that guy
Didn’t know Chance could spit bars like that
life’s better that way
I didn’t know he was working with Diddy either, “my wife is real young/small” 😬
@@Blockidk-i1n he tried to sneak that one in like we wouldn’t notice 😭
usually the extra editing takes away from these kinds of videos but i loved the editing on this one. a boondocks clip? fucking banger
and you did cole dirty at the start of the video LMFAO
Thank you so much it makes me really happy you enjoyed it! I put a lot of time into editing my videos so really comments like these really mean a lot to me 🙏🏾💜
but yea I saw them pics of j cole and knew exactly what i had to 😭😭
bro with the miho moi went off
Unfortunately it was a bar
As a Mexican, the Keem bar goes crazy.
That’s that real music
that’s big sean but yeah
Same, funny too
i think there should be a special episode for tyler the creator, cuz he has an insane amount of out of pocket lyrics.
tyler the king of sus freestyles
Tyler really bout that life.
S A R A H 👹
Diddy wrote for Biggie
@@rheathesecond the diddler strikes again
1:51 I can feel the embarrassment and awkwardness in this so bad 😂 it’s the fact he kept going too 😭
@@BrothaMarOfficial he was so locked he lost all social awareness 😭😭
Bro, you need to make more of these. This shit is comedy gold.
Im working on a sequel as well as some other fun ideas to come stay tuned ‼‼
why u torture cory like that 2:26
cory listened to that song and hasn't made a video since 😢
@@MylesJK nooooo!
@@ChrisGT4G ik life hasnt been the same
bro nah da bussy song actually go hard
THANK YOU that shit is generational
0:57
Diddie Smalls 💀💀💀
I always loved that Gambino bar hahaha
Also when he goes "I am runnin this bitch, you are just a dog walker", 🔥🔥
Gambino has bars his delivery is just always so aggressive LMFAO
1:50 goddamn who pissed Kanye off?
Mf said Kanye 😭😭
Gay bars might be gay but they go hard
@@Mexicoon a bar is a bar 💯🤷🏾♂️
no Diddy
0:24 - You cut off the best part of this clip
@@Barquevious_Jackson my fault I feared it would be to long so I cut it 🤦🏾♂️
I think Logic is biracial
He mentions it every song he better be 💀
@@MylesJK blud doesn't look and sound biracial even when he speaks
I know, you know, even Niggas in Timbuktu who don't listen to rap know
He is but its hard to tell that’s why he always fighting for his life 😭
@@Jdjdkdbdb 🤓🤓
The amount of shots at Diddy jesus Christ how did I not realise sooner
@@Megaman231122 that’s what I’m saying this mf was freaking in broad daylight 😭 should’ve known when this mf had grown men calling him puff daddy
2:17
Someone find me this song. The lyrics got me laughing hard.
@@Flinch9000 “Birth of a winner by Marleek”
0:17 First amendment.
idc im standing on business
@@MylesJKno you aren't
@@olobreh2007yes he is
Unfortunately
There is so much Diddy going on here!
1:03 ------------- **chokes**
This entire video is full of confessions and DARKNESS! WOW!
Saying “there’s so much diddy going on” is so funny 😭😭
Got to love those drill rappers where they do anything but rhyme shit.
@@ShinyElectraTheMiraidon90 they literally have one job 😭😭
I remember that even DMX had some super sussy lyrics in Party Up.
i swear every older artist got some wild ass bars
I've never laughed this hard in a while! Great job putting this video together!
@@cookingwithkyle3514 thank you i appreciate it 🙏🏾 glad i made you smile 💯
3:56 whaaaat 😂
WWWHHAAAAAATT⁉️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️
The fact he just says “I’m scared is so funny”
Raw dog with the rash is some crazy bars. Imagine singing this outloud to people who don't know Biggie
Any body who says that out loud is a threat to society 💀
bro some of these are just r4pe confessions wtf
@@Scallywag_Gilbert68 yea it’s actually sicking how they can say this and cops won’t investigate but if they mention guns and drugs they feds all on that like bro lock these dudes up too plz 😭
LIKE IT'S CHAP
STICK
GIVE HER EVERY LAST -INCH
whats the og vid?
Cory deadpanning into the camera gets me every time. 😂
Me too 😭😭 i think that’s everybody’s reaction to that horrid song 💀
your editing is crazy bro keep it up
Thank you I try my best! Glad I was able to entertain you, it makes me happy makes me smile
No amount of context could make these lyrics sound any better
@@Ready-ForTheEnd context would make them worse ngl 😭😭
1:35 Miley Cyrus was 17 at the time
Ok but waiting for someone till they older is still crazy 😭
*15-16 at the time this song was recorded. 💀
1:34 for context, Millie Cyrus was 16 when the song came out
That’s the issue 😭😭😭
bruh first minute of the video is perfection
Thank you I’m glad you enjoyed it, it was fun to make 😭 🙏🏾
bro your content is fire lmao
@@RaskiPlaski3000 i appreciate it 🙏🏾 imma try to be more consistent
@@MylesJK good things take time, no need to rush, bless
@@RaskiPlaski3000 bless you too I needed to hear that. I hope everything is going well for you and keeps doing so. And I hope to see you more often in the comments 💯🙏🏾💜
1:02 i would like to see this
aYooo ⁉️ 😭
“You got a new friend, well I got homies”
As black man who grew up in southern Georgia for 27 years there's nothing wrong with that bar
There was quiet a few crazy bars imma need you to be a little more specific 😭😭
@@MylesJK my bad it was logics bar I thought I put it in the comment good content all the same
@@jsonparrish1545 no you’re good I appreciate the support and glad I could entertain you for a bit! But I agree there is nothing wrong with the bar me and my friends just like clowning on logic because he talks about being biracial a lot lol
0:07 I love how he just popped that shit outta nowhere lmaoooo
@@KriishnaVA it was perfect 😭😭
2:17 this is a cry for help. I swear
Who’s he running from diddy 💀
3:31 was unfortunately a bar tho
just because it rhymes, doesn't mean you should say it...
half the time it didnt even rhyme they just on some weird shhh LMFAO
@@MylesJK hehehehe
The 3:36 Ruckus transition had me choking on my water dawg 😂😂
@@dogeclark2265 😭😭😭
Okay though, the gambino bar was sooooo creative and witty it's actually fire just because of that.
@@JDXTHEKID “ok you hungry man have this sandwich my wallets green and lettuce AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS… SO MY DICK REMEMBERS EVERYTHING” yea after saying it out loud that shit still sounds ridiculous 🔥🔥💯💯 (I actually like gambino)
Such a good video thanks man.
Im glad you enjoyed it hope it made ur day a little better
2:13 The bussy song is actually goated af tho 🙌🙌
@@SumeriyaYaxlaka I 100% agree I actually listen to it constantly 🤝
@@MylesJK what's song is this??
@@zhcultivator Suki By Eric Reprid
@@MylesJK thanks.
“MEEHOIMEENOIHE”
Absolute fire
Fax 💯🔥
@@MylesJK Mihoi meenoihe
Nahhhh that Famous Dax bar should have him on a list
F the list i need that mf in a cell LMFAOOO
2:26 Cory Turing to the camera will never not be funny
@@TheRealMakotoYuki419 lmfao na fr I miss him tho hopefully he comes back at least one more time 🙏🏾
@@MylesJK straight facts bruv broke his record he needs come back matter fact I got the plan so you remember that girl that said Cory name for 10 hours just make her do it for 10 hours again and we got him back
@@TheRealMakotoYuki419 i been on my knees praying for months now at this point imma result to blood rituals or whatever it takes to bring him back
@@MylesJK dang bruh chil don’t cause ddminfs to posses you (my bad demons stupid ass grammar shit 💀)
@@TheRealMakotoYuki419 LMFAOOO ur good if u haven’t already u should check out my horror movies video I just posted bc me personally I think I can 1v1 a demon 🗿
0:32 is FROM FAR the craisiest, probably cuz came from J Cole, naver hear someting like that
J Cole doesn’t do anything crazy he just wanna ride his bike
@@MylesJK well nigga he said he put Molly on the champagne she don't even know i took her Home and enjoy that she don't even KNOW
Nigga that’s Rick Ross I just thought the pics of J Cole was funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Strictly dickly
I watch this again every now and then and it legit puts me in tears laughing 😂
LMFAOOO I randomly scream some of these bars ngl
0:04 cause what bout to do to Bob, doodlebob! me hoy yoy minoy-
@@Oscribus I would have burst out laughing at that dude 😭
Doodlebob bar is probably the most slept on in history. People don't understand and so they hate.
HMMMM TALK TO EM 🗣🗣
I hope to god you are cookin' more of these.
I’m just getting started
you need to do more of these😭
2:39 as a Mexican, I WOKE UP WORKING LIKE I’M MEXICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Same, WE ALL WOKE UP WORKING LIKE A MEXICAAAAAAAAN🗣️🗣️🗣️
2:48 this part is so fucking funny lmao
*one of the most insane lines in this video*
*fades into an image of bill cosby*
i was laughing for 10 minutes straight😭😭
@@goobergaminghah 😭😭😭
Drake was on Young Money too, I feel like some more investigation might need to be done
@@Blockidk-i1n they taking the young a little to seriously 💀
No wonder diddy pushed biggie so much. Biggie and diddy must have had wonderful parties back in the day.
Dude, that thumbnail got Drake looking like a power bottom!! 😂😂
LMFAOOOOO drake a stud lowkey 💀💀
that minor "how sway" got me 2:36