David in the fireman episode: "Everyone loves watermelon, that's just natural". David this episode: "Wonder what ethnicity the watermelon-flute kid is".
I was wondering how they found out too when I read this a few weeks ago. Seriously if you guys find out, do an update because I think many want to know too.
He wanted to know if his dietary changes affected his "flavor" and needed a large enough sample size to draw an accurate conclusion. I respect a man of science lol
Every day i start my day by making my chicken and sweet potago and a black coffee and sitting at my table watching JK news. I just wanted to thank you guys for doing what you do.
That guy actually came to my highschool too, he was inside of my English class for weeks last school year. A warning went out to our entire school (luckily no one in my classes got a flute.)
Party pooper here. Plants need minerals, potassium, nitrogen, CO2 etc. Cum contains little to no protein. So no, cum does not make a good fertilizer. I recommend cow poop instead.
I remember getting into trouble at school school & my mom had to sit in class with me. This woman sat behind me & verbally volunteered me for every question the teacher asked... By the end of the day I was the shell of the kid I was lol. I was like "the hell if this will happen again." .....it did happen again..much like Joe's story but it wasn't for a few years later.
Legit did not know the whole Asian parents use rice as glue was a thing. Thought only my mom did it haha, she used a piece of rice to glue down a small rip in the wallpaper 😂
Don’t you hate it when the teachers get involve and try to help and then everything just fires up, and then you can’t tell them everything because you’ll get into more trouble?
Shit like this makes it really hard to want to have kids and not home school them. Like, the messed up stuff that goes on in these schools these days with these fucked up people who become TEACHERS.
David literally got done saying that watermelons isn't something that only one race of people eat in the firemen episode, and then in the same breath makes a racial watermelon joke.
“As a parent I’d be mortified but as a comedian I’m laughing” -Davidso 2017 😂😂
David in the fireman episode: "Everyone loves watermelon, that's just natural".
David this episode: "Wonder what ethnicity the watermelon-flute kid is".
MsAsh3070 Its a joke.
I'm aware. I found it funnier BECAUSE I had literally just come from that video.
Chloe Renee REEEEEEE I'm TRIGGERED.
MsAsh3070 okay, it just sounded like it wasn't. My bad dude
The Koala kingdom SHOW ? I'm not offended
Every time Joe mentions his dad, its the saddest story ever! I just wanna give baby Joe a hug!
I was wondering how they found out too when I read this a few weeks ago. Seriously if you guys find out, do an update because I think many want to know too.
Joe : i wanna know his process
Geo : no you won't that disgusting
Bart : *States a possible process*
Geo : that's what i was thinking!!
wtf???? 😂😂😂😂
Terence De Tung yeh its sucks she's back
Why? Why? That’s beyond disgusting!
K• M.P People are messed up.
He wanted to know if his dietary changes affected his "flavor" and needed a large enough sample size to draw an accurate conclusion. I respect a man of science lol
JK coming through right when I get home from school!
I’m watching in school 😂
Sidney Levo u got insta?
david, steve and joe always make me laugh my ass off
hailey rae what about bart?
Every day i start my day by making my chicken and sweet potago and a black coffee and sitting at my table watching JK news. I just wanted to thank you guys for doing what you do.
Healthy! Good on ya.
That sounds nice.
What’s potago??
What happens in the band room stays in the band room
That guy actually came to my highschool too, he was inside of my English class for weeks last school year. A warning went out to our entire school (luckily no one in my classes got a flute.)
you're not supposed to wash wood instruments. it can ruin the material. that's why you take it apart when you finish playing it.
alexathema they have a spray for instruments
I was eating a cinnamonbun guys 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joseph Indorato YOURE NOT FUCKING WRONG
honey bun yurp
Miriam Zuniga that's not icing on top by the way
Honey? Why does this taste like you?
-Dave 2017
Radiant Penguin where that?
Don’t know sweety
As the woodwind instrument plays in the background
Cum make great potato fertilizer **hands out free potatoes**
YAAAAY DAVID ISNT A GUEST HE IS APART OF THE JKNEWS CREW FOR REALS NOW YAAAAy
Sabrina Broadnax they probably just forgot
Viet Lee p
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND POTATOES EVERY DAMN VIDEO HOLY SHIT
Party pooper here. Plants need minerals, potassium, nitrogen, CO2 etc. Cum contains little to no protein. So no, cum does not make a good fertilizer. I recommend cow poop instead.
Okay that's where I draw the line KEEP YOUR BODY JUICES TO YOURSELF. *grabs chalk and draws line until the chalk is a tiny nub*.
What if he just used unwashed towel.
I always watch your videos during school so many people turn to me and ask wtf is going on 😂😂🤷🏽♀️
Love you guys!
Jaymee McAliece redheads
Love you too bby
not gonna lie those were some nice ass flutes. them kids are talented
Imagine having the clean your whole piano every time before you play it
11:33 love david wit dem quick, slick jokes
Someone was probably messing around with a black light and saw a crime scene on the flute & put two and two together
When i want to sleep they coming out with new videos
5:15 "👈I'll get you later" 😂😂😂😂
Smells like bleach WTF😂😂😂
David just makes every video fun
DAVID, my heart!!! I had a really bad studder too. I specifically remember someone asking if I get yelled at a lot because of it.
I'm from San Bernardino and the whole school district got a notice of a man putting body fluids in the instruments. My city is full of surprises.
EVERYDAY GO TO SKOOLS, TO BE THE GOOD BOYS
Rocket surgeon
I just noticed that it doesn't say *ft. DavidSoComedy* in the title. 👀
It never does anymore
finally!!!
Well now it does lol
Spoke too soon.
Oof
1 like = 1 JKNews episode without Tiffany being interrupted.
That was one of the most serious things I've ever heard Bart say. "I'll betat the Sh!t out of him" wow that was actually scary.
Joe playing the flute wt his nose is reminding me of j hope .... talent
"IS" and "MY" are now my favourite words. P.S. thats one lucky ghost ;)
I haven’t been grossed out by a jk news before. This is a first Lmaol! Crazy ass ideas lol
Let's go coincidentally early squad
That studder joke damn near ended me lmao
I remember getting into trouble at school school & my mom had to sit in class with me. This woman sat behind me & verbally volunteered me for every question the teacher asked... By the end of the day I was the shell of the kid I was lol. I was like "the hell if this will happen again." .....it did happen again..much like Joe's story but it wasn't for a few years later.
The ethnicity is korean because they love watermelon lol 🍉
Legit did not know the whole Asian parents use rice as glue was a thing. Thought only my mom did it haha, she used a piece of rice to glue down a small rip in the wallpaper 😂
Ayyyyy watching this in school
kevin solis reported.
That’s just nasty
That internet Nazi Girl its what comes out of a man when he ejaculates//climaxes when having sex or masturbating
endellion I don't think you should have told her. She maybe too young.
Sloppy oh well. she was gonna learn eventually ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sloppy if she is too young she shouldn’t be on RUclips
DNAAAAAAAA
Misaki M what does that have to-ARMYY
I came down the comment section right after he said DNA to find ARMYs 😂😂
I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
Every time anyone says DNA, Blood Sweat & Tears, I Need U BAMMM ARMYYYYY
I was looking for this comment😂
😢 awww dat mudda story bout Joe's dad
What type of saxophone (bass,tenner,alto,saprano)
Laughed so hard just reading the tittle lol
I could play Hot Cross Buns with my nose.
Looking chatty Julia
Fuuck I swear I didn't even notice her lmao
CanEHdian7 isn’t it great? I actually like Julia now that she doesn’t open her mouth lol
+lil glassiz nigga that is rude, just fuck off
Don’t you hate it when the teachers get involve and try to help and then everything just fires up, and then you can’t tell them everything because you’ll get into more trouble?
Ayyyy they didn't feature David So this time, but he was still in it
using rice as glue - my elementary school years
NOOOOOO
Peachy Nao jin 👀
When Joe blowed the recorder with his nose it reminded me of Hobi 😂 ANY ARMYS??
I went to one of the schools this surprised me
Someone probably had a black light in their room and wondered what all the gunk was on their flute that showed up.
sounds like they're in a sticky situation
On a flute you don't really wash it because of the pads but you clean it with certain rags
BART played SAXOPHONE and did DRUMLINE?? what a magical human being.*-*
Love y'all❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ohh no joe!! "I was spending quality time with my dad"
Shit like this makes it really hard to want to have kids and not home school them. Like, the messed up stuff that goes on in these schools these days with these fucked up people who become TEACHERS.
*So, I went to the elementary school last year where they put the semen on the flutes. I’m so disgusted omg. Glad i don’t go to that school anymore*
Much love
have fun vince
Most interesting story so far lol
Joe's story with his dad was actually really sad
This guy probably got caught "doing" it.
Pun intended🖒
Never been so grossed out, I never do, this is ducking disgusting.
I’m never gonna play a flute again
I bet it was some kid playing with a CSI toy kit and noticed the flute had spots glowing under the black light.
BART WHAT TYPE OF SAXOPHONE DID YOU PLAY (ALTO SAXOPHONE TENOR SAXOPHONE OR BARITONE SAXOPHONE)
LOVE YOU GUICH
why is david so interested in this.
It was the under the blacklight test..🔦🔬
I relate with Joe it happened to me aswell for about a week my parent came to class with me😂😂
Or maybe someone caught him putting his stuff on the flutes and they told the counselor or the principal! Y’all didn’t think of that!
Room full of Asians and no one reacts weird to hearing about using rice like glue
David is so right
Joe, the flute is played sideways!
David literally got done saying that watermelons isn't something that only one race of people eat in the firemen episode, and then in the same breath makes a racial watermelon joke.
The thing that gets me is that they called my home because this was at my school and I have a flute 😱😱
david is not in the title does this mean he is a full time member
Musab Mo David's already an official JK member, the editor probably just forgot to put his name in the title they've done it a few times in the past
Theres a teacher who put semen in his cookies and gave it to his students
This guy went to my elementary school, I made it, disquisting
That tittle came pretty fast
Nothing is safe anymore
THIS WAS IN MY SCHOOL DISTRICT. THIS WAS ELEMENTARY, UGHHHHH POOR BABIES.
Those students are so lucky
Julia's so quiet man does she ever have an opinionated comment?
Mel T stfu does she have to talk
Has anyone said a comparison on how maybe he got his flute and skin flute confused when he was working and it was an accidental orgasm?
Yeah when I was in 4th grade we always cleaned our flutes
Das nasty
Amna Dereese I heard Cleveland voice from Family Guy when I read this lol
Trapinnewyork44 😂😂😂omg I really didn't even notice
I snorted and the lemonade I was drinking came up my nose. Thanks for the laugh David.
Oh jeez.. my little cousin is practicing his flute
Jizz
Maybe he doesn't wash his hands
did he got inspired by Onani Master Kurosawa lul
I might sound super ignorant but isnt david korean and bart and joe are from taiwan.
A.J Collins Pretty sure Joes Japanese.
You know how they found out the mom used it as a sex toy and got pregnant