F**k Everything (Jon Lajoie)
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2011
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Written and directed by Jon Lajoie
Produced by Brandon Dermer and Jon Lajoie
Producers - Austin C. Bedell and Melissa Marin
Director of Photography - Cody Jacobs
1st AD - Seth Farley
Editor - Brad Conlin
Production Designer - Jess Greske
Production Coordinator - Alisha Ketry and Sarah Charmoli
1st AC - Jacqueline Stahl
Gaffer - Brandon Wilson
Key Grip - Andrew Dickieson
Electric - Gabriel Patay
Grip - Jason Arnot
Production Design Assistant - Caroline Louis
Makeup and Hair - Alicia Mizrahi
Production Assistants - Evan Rosenberg, Matt Groesch, Gabe Younes
Coffee Shop Girl: Erin Stack
Album cover design by www.Margomurphyillustration.com 
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He's an absolute legend
Who gives a fuck
The shaolin monk also has good taste in music.
did not expect to find you here lol
Fuck your check mark.
Time flies by soooo fast doesn’t it?
This is the most gangsta song out there.
Not that I give a fuck about it, though.
Id give a fuck but im way too busy not giving a chainsaw. Fuck chainsaws!
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck that it is the most gansta song out there.
😂
best comments
no chainsaw givin
🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m 33 years old now. This song came out 11 years ago, back when I was in college, and this masterpiece is so therapeutic for me to this day.
FOR REAL
Do you think anyone gives a fuck?
Same for me also 33 and I remember back at university when this came out I heard it everyday for weeks.
Do you really think i give a fuck??
Im 32 but that is so accurate
"Hours are way too long they should be half an hour at most" 😂😂 classic
😂
Pffhahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣
at least hours aren't a joke like minutes!
Still a masterpiece years later.
Right? Joe just has 1 mil subs, it should've been 10 by now.
2020, still a banger
Agreed
No lie it really is
Classic within little-big community of everyday ordinary normal mofers...
“I don’t even like the stuff that I like”
-Jon lajoie
Life motto.
Relatable...
😂 😂
#relatable
"I don't even give a fuck, about not giving a fuck,
So i do give a fuck...
Wait... What?! "
When you're truly nihilist... :D Love this guy... Even if he doesn't give a fuck about that... xD
Even with all his success, both him and this song are criminally underrated.
That makes no sense at all
@@sabrina63 it does your just dumb
Yes
Indeed
This is his best song imo
Not that i give a fuck about that, but it is.
The fact we never got a lonely island Jon Lajoie collab will always bother me
Oh god yes
I love how he seems genuinely pissed off at ice cube trays
He started rapping faster than eminem he was so pissed
Josh Javaherian - if I want ice I’ll got to the corner store and buy a bag...waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag!
Have you ever wanted ice and checked the tray to see if there's ice and there's no fucking ice? After which you give up on the idea of having ice cus it takes so fucking long to freeze and now that tray is just a useless degrading piece of plastic taking up valuable freezer space man FUCK ICE TRAYS
Chainsaw ice cube trays
and the fake chicken
This man is my spirit animal.
LJ fuck your spirit animal
Dylan Stultz fuck you
Lmaoo fr😂😂😂😂
Batyote is mine
dont give a fuck
I still say "I don't give a chainsaw" lol
Same, that line definitely lives in my mind rent-free lol
My last date went home screaming after I asked of I could chainsaw her.
He didn't even chainsaw anything in this video XD
>Don't give a fuck about chairs, I like to stand.
Hardest line in a rap
This song is an actual masterpiece
Yea but we don't give a f**k about masterpieces
;)
This song is chainsawing gold
Didn’t give a f**k so much he created an underflow of f**ks and end up with the most possible f**ks amazing
I still consider this not only peak Jon, but peak RUclips.
LITERAL masterpiece.
"And fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch. Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick." Possibly the greatest lyric ever written.
thats why babies scream when they're born...it';s terrifying to be born..and we have lived many times before too..thats why we have ptsd from previous lives and thats why the human race is so messed up
huh@@kimmyfreak200
My good dude John introduced me to Jon with the WTF Collective and he really loved this song in particular. He died 2 years ago. This song hits hard for how real it is and always will be. Here's to John. 🍻
to John!
I'm 67 years old, so I was an old lady when this song came out, but I still laugh until my ribs hurt every time I hear it.
He's going through the entirety of puberty in one song
pretty much!
@@pritiv3690 Let me guess, you didn't gave a fuck... xD
@@tomhate9752 Well, I gave so many f**** that I had to punched the wall to release my anger.
@@tomhate9752 I am laughing so hard cos ur 2nd name
😂
That plot twist doe. Guy literally enlightened during the song.
"Entering the world of space and time" xD
flanker I don't give a fucking fuck
flanker I don't give a fuck
@@shitass1394 I don't give a fuck about hair on my screen
Literally as opposed to what other way?
Is it normal for this song to be my favourite song for 10 years straight ? Like seriously, this some masterpiece over here. Fuckin perfect.
Whatever. I don't give a chainsaw.
@@danieldaniels7571 me neither, chainsaw this song.
@@MrJonitoni35chainsaw( fuck)😂
I heard one of this dudes songs on a Facebook add. Had to do some searching, but found his stuff. At first I thought, "wtf is this shit?". But after really listening to a few of his tracks, he's actually brilliant.
Yeah, like how can it be so fucking funny while being so cool at the same time😂
MC Vagina... Not as funny as in 2009...
Everyday Normal Guy = much funnier now
He's just an everyday normal guy
I'd chainsaw that coffee shop girl
._.
With my penis
Gutter her out
I read this prior to watching the video, and I thought you were a psychopath
August Tierney Maybe I am! 0_o
This song is a well articulated commentary on insecure people's behavior on not caring about anything, when in actuality, they care.
Nick Chavez you are think about it to much, fuck it
Nick Chavez fuck the english language. GOBLEDEEGOKPHHHH
+Allan Mccann fuck thinking about it too much lol haha...or chainsaw thinking about too much lol
+Nick Chavez Who gives a fuck?
+Nick Chavez you sir are correct
2024 and still listening to this absolute gem
Found this last night. My new anthem.
2024 and still not giving a fuck
Ofc Jon lajoie is a legend but we obvious wouldn't give a fuck about him.
Jon Lajoie is a living legend, still love his songs as much as I did 10 years ago :)
Epic rap battles of history
Jon Lajoie!!!
VS
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
Begin!!!!
Jon Lajoie vs RuckaRucka Ali or Weird Al Yancovik
+BitFaucet Brasil YES
MC Vagina ! lol
I read that in the voice of the ERB announcer.
imagine jon vs supa hot fire
This has more character development than the whole 8th season of GOT.
I don't give a fuck!!
Ain't that the goddamn truth
Brilliant comparison my friend ! Spot on !
@@michaelhulsey201 I don't give a chainsaw
@@thurbis5204 Damn dude, that's a lot to not give...
12 years later, still words to live by
one of my new faves
The only guy EMINEM is afraid of dissing
richy aviles eminem dont give a fuck
he gives chainsaw
Fuck Eminem
Yeah chainsaw Eminem
Eminem has a song called don't give a f
The opposite twist at the end is golden
I chuckled seven years ago, and I chuckled now too. This is a very Buddhist/Taoist/whatever introspective philosophy's perspective. You stop giving a fuck about anything to such extent that you learn to love everything.
@@lagrangepoint9386 That's a human thing, not a religion thing.
@@amberslahlize7961 they're the philosophical aspects of Buddhism and taoism.
@@lamanator3730 K, Buddhism and taoism is human, *not* enlightenment....
so i do give a fuck. wait what ? ( surprised face )
This song really hit home 9 years ago, still hits home today.
God damn.
I think the relevance in this song all these years later is amazing
Waaaay ahead of it’s time
"ILL BLOW MY NOSE ON THE COUCH" - Best lyric ever
I DONT GIVE A CHAINSAW!
chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything
-Jon Lajoie
Tony Montana definitely agrees!
@@christopherregan1654 kinda random but okay
*the doom slayer
What the chainsaw. Wakakakaka
This guy is finally famous with his song “everyday normal guy 2”. His musical talent is finally known around the world.
This is one of the best videos on the site to this day
When you're so nihilistic that you come full circle.
At the end he becomes truly enlightened
Actually this song really describes well the nihilistic traits. Since if you deny everything you eventually will deny the denial itself. Therefore the only what remains for you is to build something from scratch.
I know that, since I was nihilistic in the past.
Eventually all nihilism evolves into what i call optimistic nihilism. It just becomes an excuse to party and have fun after a while
@@NoBop2000 but what happens when nothing is fun anymore ? and everything is just a suffering and a drag
I actually came here today to read conversations about nihilism.
i have counted howmany times were said in the video. but i dont give a fuck sharing it
that's pretty cool, but nobody here even gives a fuck
i dont give a fuck about u not sharing
+FrostScum I don't give a fuck about your reply
I just gave a fuck
Random Commenter already gave it, told you so. None left
this legend of a song came out 11 years ago and STILL slaps....
Still pure gold after 10 years
Fucking boats, finally someone who understand me...
If this video kept going, eventually he'd get back around to "I give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I don't give a fuck..." and then it would just go into an endless loop of not giving a fuck and giving a fuck. But honestly? I don't give a fuck.
so you give a fuck about not giving a fuck?
Not giving a fuck has never been harder
But its not like i give a fuck about that..
Yo dawg...
I'd rather just not give a chainsaw
Or do you give a fuck? hmm
This song changed my life forever 12 years ago. The legend
That called fabulous song...
One of the
Legendary rap man!!!
“I don’t even like the stuff that I like”
Star Wars fans can relate.
GamePlayMetal i dont understand
@@raulmirut6519
No one complains about Star Wars and the things that happen in Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.
Same with call of duty fans
No they don't
Revenge of the Sith and maybe Empire Strikes Back. Everything else is trash.
This is quite possibly the greatest song I've heard. I laugh every time
Yup
I love you Jon.
"And fuck Coasts, don't give a fuck about where Water meets Land.
And fuck Boats, just cause you float you think you're so fuckin' bad"
Best delivery of any bar, ever...
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem.
I don't give a chainsaw about the national anthem
😂
Nah fuck that
@@retron99 no you damn idiot
The true national anthem
This is Jon's double platinum masterpiece, brilliant what he did.
i discovered Jons songs about 15 years ago and they made my ugly days better in that time . Thanks Jon and big hug from Poland . Still back here from time to time .
How did I miss this song!
Swifty Unknown fuck knows
Chainsaw know s
I know right? I even had an ex that always played his stuff!
Swifty Unknown, I don't give a fuck ;]
I don't give a chainsaw.
The lyrics of this song are so . . . . Deep, pure. They make you realise about your life.
Its a comedy song lol nothing more
Aslce words are so deep
@@allanthemanmccann1You didn’t get the joke did you?
I discovered this treasure in 2014 still listening in 2022
Simply delightful!
He doesn't give a fuck about anything --> Censored title. Legit.
Aidan89RUclips He clearly doesn't give a fuck about not censoring.
+Aidan89RUclips watch all the video '-'
+Aidan89RUclips He cares about every mother fucking thing actually..
What a good man!
+DeadAndUnknown you're both right - only 50% of the letters are censored.
Wait, so does that mean he does give a fuck about not giving a fuck in proportion to not giving a fuck?
Play this at my funeral 😂😂😂😂😂
Kk
I don't give a fuck about my funeral bitch lol fun
Lol
I don't give a fuck
I actually have this song in the 'my funeral' playlist.
I still love this so much!
just discovered this and it made my day.
If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most, I wouldn't win cuz I dont give a fuck about winning yo!
That was funny but, FUCK JOKES!!!
Like wouldn't u take that L bc u don't care about wining but fuck it bc I don't give a fuck
Fuck humour. I don't give a fuck about feelings
fuck youtube bitch ass website
Nice paradox
Who's listening in 2020?
I don't give a fuuuuuck
still not giving a fuck !
Lol
I don't give a fuck about commenting
Wait what?
I give a fuuuuuuuuu
Don't give a fuckkkk 😎
I listen to this song while working out... best song ever
This song never gets old .!!
"I dont give a f**k about not giving a f**k"
Will be the inspirational quote of 2019
Had never heard this one. I am posting it on Twitter. A really fantastic psychotic rant and I can SOOOOO relate especially right now. If you're interested he has a lot of singles all named on Wikipedia. He is a Canadian comedian.
Oh you sweet summer child.
This man molded my childhood sense of humor 😂 still bangers years and years later
Hyped to be rediscovering this right now..
Magnificent
Best rap song of the Millenium
+Itsmeeman1 And the best pop song of the millenium would Beauty and A Beat by Justin Bieber and Nikki Minaj.
David Mu I don't normally advocate violence but if you have a gun and three bullets... 1 for just a babe, 1 for nik minge and one for yourself
Itsmeeman1 Justin Bieber's second best song so far in this galaxy of this decade As Long As YoU Love Me has a gun shooting three bullets repetition rounds going around many parts of the progression of the dubstep beat track.
+David Mu Best rap song ever. nuff' said.
+Itsmeeman1 Fuck the millenium, though i dont give a fuck about giving a fuck about it either... man, Fuck You
Character development.
this song has more character development than most anything that can be watched.
This is the best and funniest song wtf
My son and I bonded over this song. This is the greatest assembly of words humanly possible
Took me years to find this song again
How? "Fuck everything" doesn't stand out? XD
A lot of people say "Fuck everything" lol
***** And have a song with that as the title...
Would you like to search all of the titles with "Fuck everything" in it? I can probably fine you a lot.
Find* oops.
This is actually a good rap song. xD
+Corndog Crusader Except for the weird gay sexual stuff. xD
Is there something wrong with homosexuality?
Or just sexuality in general?
Your comment makes no sense in the 21st century.
Corndog Crusader
Yeah, it's pretty out of place.
*****
You've used the words "fuck" and "chainsaw" in the same sentence, make up your mind.
+Alex Hayes He doesn't give enough of a chainsaw to make up his mind.
we need a round 2 of this song!
This guy puts a smile on my face every time I listen to his music.
play at funeral
+Lewis Smith FUCK funerals
Ok I will
+Donald Trump Art Of The Deal With It Chainsaw funerals.
+Lewis Smith No one would be there to listen to it cause they won't give a fuck :)
+Lewis Smith yeah but you'll have to change the tense of the verb. Imagine the eulogy...
He fucked everyone and he fucked everything.
He chainsawed everyone and chainsawed everything.
The English language is a bitch.
Where can i find a clean version?
No fucks were given in this video so it is clean
Yolo Swaggins no fucking idea
FUCK CLEAN VERSIONS
Yolo Swaggins Play the beep sound on repeat it would be the same
Yolo Swaggins fuck you yolo Swaggins
Timeless classic.
11 years later.. and this is still just as hilarious and entertaining
11,481,665 views. With only 137k likes and 3k dislikes, that leaves 11,340,857 people who don't give a fuck about this song enough to weigh in.
it took me 45 seconds to realize this was a joke
wait which part?
+rexical the chair thing
Patrick Bateman No do you?
his first line was literally fuck toasters i dont need to cook my bread and fuck coasters, i use a little plate instead, come on man
I don't give a fuck.
This is amazing!
This randomly popped into my head today and a vault of memory in my mind was opened
This dude might actually be the most savage man on earth
I listen to this song every morning before heading to school
Same
You both schmucks gonna listen to it before heading to McDuck for work
@@delpher32exe stfu
Your teachers probably do too 😂😂😂😂
I listen to this song every day of my fucking life.
at least bi-weekly, i say i don't give a chainsaw to someone and they have no idea what i'm saying. this has been happening consistently for 11 years. i appreciate all the memories i have with your songs and videos man! a core member of my childhood's entertainment roster to be sure #chainsaweveryoneandchainsaweverything
This is easily one of the best songs ever written.
Who would chainsaw the coffee girl?
LMAO
she had chronic bitch face
Me
I don't give a fuck.
so long as i have room in the freezer. im not a wasteful person.
Biggest plot twist in music history
💜💜💜 hahaha yes yes yes 😂😂😂
The ending twist always gets me and puts an instant smile on my face 😊
Pure talent
Gonna tell my children this was Eminem.
Wait...it isn’t!? 😳
They won't give a fuck.
@@commentcraftsman 🤣🤣 you are a legend, not that I give a fuck 🤣🤣🤣
Why insult Jon by comparing him to Eminem?
@@SMPKarma because he don't give a f***
And zero fucks were given that day.
Infinite*
+Adidev Vinaik i didn't give enough fucks to tell you that infinite fucks is over 999 million fucks but you know......
Timeless classic
Need this! Great work, thanks
I feel like the production of this music video was probably the most therapeutic thing ever. Smashing everything in sight with a bat and a chainsaw while screaming about not giving a fuck in a huge, empty warehouse sounds amazing.
Haha. Never heard this one before. Dude never disappoints.
How did you miss this for so long??
@@macrons593 RUclips and their glitches not showing it in your subscriptions
Same here.. in fact everything about this legend i just discovered in 2020.. NEVER DISAPPOINTING👑
I don't give a chainsaw
I needed this.
Lyrics are pure genuis
I'm gonna play this at my funeral
how you gonna play this at your funeral if you're dead? uhh uh
Not by giving a fuck; that's for sure.
Ani Melodies I don't give a fck
i played this at 31st december at 23:58
Ani Melodies 😂😂😂