I had to stop the video for about 30 seconds. I was grimacing so hard I thought my face was going to collapse in on itself and form a black hole or something
I just have to give some max respect for Charlie, I mean being able to sit through that without even cringing is a better accomplishment then winning the Nobel prize.
You know that this guy would tuck tail and run for the hills if he was faced with a real fight. He's literally the physical embodiment of "My dad is bigger than your dad." This dude is that kid you knew in middle school who always tried to start a fight then made an excuse about why he couldn't fight, then said "yeah that's what I thought." As soon as the other person started to walk away
Engine my class a few years ago had gone through 7 supply teachers that have never wanted to come back and in the note a teacher left it said that there were people saying dildo and anal and the n word, we were 10
I think something of note here is that they both seem very happy with their relationship. They're cringe as shit but they're happy with each other. It's weirdly sweet. Or I'm just naïve I don't care, man.
Thus, his mother is the one who said, "I'll be back, I'm going to.....uh, the store for some, um, plastic spoons." never to return home again; just to forget she gave birth to such a douchebag.
my theory: *The dude is doing this forcefully and the girl is actually the alpha in this story, she hides the guy in her basement untill she wants to do a tiktok with him.*
Had to come back for seconds. This video is golden. I can't help but quivering in my shoes while beholding this alpha showing off his fighting moves. Jesus I'm scared
Ngl but I thought they're full on siblings..not from titles or from their account or smth..they just feel like no sane person would spend a second with them
This guy does what we all do in front of the mirror when we’re feeling a bit silly, but he does it unironically and posts it thinking he’s actually cool haha
He's that cousin who comes over for family parties and only looks at his phone before leaving 2 hours early to go to an acquaintances party to try and get laid.
It’s also proof that genetics can account for everything but external damage. His brain is shot but his body continues gaining extra mass to further protect what little grey matter is left.
@Graze for his own good before he runs into someone who isn’t as merciful. Unless this is just a persona for TikTok someone is going to fuck him up bad some day. If I get there first maybe he’ll realize that he actually can’t fight and stop behaving like an idiot.
Rewatching this video again, and only now realizing that all of these are like the peak TikTok pov sounds 😭😭 GOD you can't get anymore insecure than that man
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That girl's baby talk gave me so much physical discomfort - that I rather hear plates being scratched by forks.
Exactly what I came here to say
God I had to skip that whole section of her talking like that. It kills me, there’s no fuckin way she actually does that when she’s called her name
had to remove the headphones for that one.
I didn't like it either. For real, what's her @ tho?
@@sleepydevilz its honestly so cringey too i dont know why people even like that shit content
alpha is the kid that said bad morning to his teachers every day
like
Fuckin gold
😂
I'm gonna like this after someone breaks your 666.
And that kid who pretended their lollypop was a cigarette
He is the guy that clicks disagree on terms of service and feels like a god
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I do that, I’m a chad alpha male. Be jealous, peasent!!!!
@@thiqhlol
@@thiqhI'm trembling just thinking about how cool and scary you are
and would get mad when the app just closes
as a boxing enthusiast i can tell you right now the pure talent and form this man displayed made me shit myself in fear
😂😂😂
Really?
@@pepegayang9268 are you doubting in skills of the Alfa pepegayang9826?
Fr he left his face exposed while punching cos he aint scared to get hit what an absolute CHAD 🔥
those weren't even boxing gloves, those are cheap karate ones
My dude looks like he'd fake an injury during a fifth grade soccer match.
I know this was yesterday but lmao
@@bepisscrateofmemes202 I know this was 5 days ago but lmao
I know this was a week ago but lmao
I know this was a week.5 ago but lmao
I know this was in 1969 but still funny
This man looks like he gets drunk after drinking a cup of orange juice
Why is this so accurate
Lmao
@@masterofidiocy6672 I control the universe
A screw driver...without the screw
This.
2 years later and this still makes me feel like I'm growing a brain tumor
3 years*
It’s satire, people think they are Fr so serious
the aspect ratio whenever he does a tiktok video always makes me laugh
i literally felt like i was developing a kidney stone listening to her baby talk
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a comment than this one.
I cringed so hard and my stomach hurt. I think I developed a kidney boulder
@@inspectorroy3096 I developed a kidney planet.
I had to stop the video for about 30 seconds. I was grimacing so hard I thought my face was going to collapse in on itself and form a black hole or something
@Joy kidney universe
He looks like he has a tantrum every time his wife's boyfriend tell him to go to bed 15 minutes before bedtime.
He's basically the Boss Baby but as he grew older, his I.Q went lower than his amount of testosterone.
Originality-0
ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html RICKROLL... OR IS IT?
@@user-xs4hn5bf2x 😂
@@batmanv.hendustan7506 Its not
A true alpha doesn’t have tik tok.
Fax
I don't have tik tok. I'm not an alpha 🤷🏼♂️
@@NoGoatsNoGlory.not all without tik tok are alphas, but there are no alphas on tik tok.
It's hilarious that some people use that word unironically 😂
So true
Imagine being this guy's girlfriend and wondering how insecure he is
It's his sister
@@dukecarraway1762 he’s probably so insecure about not getting laid it’s both and got denied by his mother that he lives with to move to Alabama
imagine being his girlfriend
His girl has more testosterone than him
He looks like johnny bravo
@@user-hf9hf6hw8j Thats an insult to Johnny
Rex Offender Johnny Bravo was a chad before chads were cool
LMAO
girl*
Such an alpha male that he didn't even need to leave the house to get a girlfriend
I was drinking water peacefully, you ass
@@StomeAura lmao
@Exhilirous *sniff*
@@StomeAura yup the water is on the ground now.
@@shrutis makes me think about unholy activities.
"I really like it when we're being intimate and you pretend to be 5 years old" should be the fastest of ways to end up on a register.
The clip at 7:19 made me cringe so hard I developed a hernia.
"Because that's your name...?"
the acting is so bad Tommy Wiseau just won an oscar......
It's worse then I thought it was
He literally had to make his voice deeper to sound remotely intimidating on the phone call, it was like a kid trying to sound like their dad
Yo fdr do you have a 3rd New Deal for the alpha males and pickup artists?
Is tiktok wheelchair accessible
god i wish it wasn't.
@@evanblough7242 ☠️
@@fingersniff5520 lmfao
He is so masculine his facial hair is too scared to show up
Lmfao-
😂
nice pfp
I know it's already been said but nice profile pic, love Green Day
Yes! Thank you, I likes that.
I'm not a Beta male, I'm a Human male
Most real thing heard online 👍
My dog came downstairs and watched this with me in the basement, while I have COVID. 10/10
Haha Feel better, bro
Sounds dope. Get well soon brother
Hope you’re feeling better dude 💕🦐
This guy’s TikToks are like a Mafia City ad.
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this is my least favorite comment
I also hate this comment
@@holyfrackledang Least favorite???
This dude looks like he sings "its everyday bro" at school.
And also sings it out loud on lunch like they think its fucking cool
@@rozanfaust2967 same
r/rareinsults
*Dude that only listens to Sicko Mode
Oh god
I just have to give some max respect for Charlie, I mean being able to sit through that without even cringing is a better accomplishment then winning the Nobel prize.
If he was really an alpha, he wouldn't need to constantly remind you that he's the alpha.
This is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in 2nd grade
thank you for this comment
BRUH I came to these comments to laugh about the guy in the video, not feel bad about myself.
I was the fastest kid in second grade. Now I've become a virgin again for the second time in my life
This is accurate af
Bruh why is this comment sadly true to me:(
this guy probably says "The Alpha" when they ask for his name at Starbucks
Then the cashier writes "loser that thinks he's an alpha because he has a stepsister"
@@_af_2821 ooooh r/rareinsults
and the barista writes "dolphin"
Then the true
@@jimbridger9424 n o
D o l p h i n s A r e S m a r t
You know that this guy would tuck tail and run for the hills if he was faced with a real fight.
He's literally the physical embodiment of "My dad is bigger than your dad."
This dude is that kid you knew in middle school who always tried to start a fight then made an excuse about why he couldn't fight, then said "yeah that's what I thought." As soon as the other person started to walk away
Always has two friends with him to "hold him back".
Widened screen just makes it even more hilarious
this guy looks like a substitute teacher who lost his job cursing at 12 year olds
thats the real alpha move
Ben from Ozark?
Man looks like he uses women as objects to flex you his friends but deep down inside he’s a closet homosexual
Bruh this happend at my school but with a female.
Engine my class a few years ago had gone through 7 supply teachers that have never wanted to come back and in the note a teacher left it said that there were people saying dildo and anal and the n word, we were 10
“Anyone who has to say ‘I am Alpha’ is no true Alpha.”
-Gandhi
Ayush Jain nah man martin luther king said that
What about T1?
Nah i sure lenin is the one who made that statement
Didn't mother Theresa say that?
Its like when charlie said that people who say they're nice usually aren't.
The prophecy is true
No shot his ass pulled her. I would assume she’s being held hostage
nah with all the baby voice shit theres no way she was finding another dude
They're step-siblings, btw. He pulled her because they were the biggest weirdos under their roof.
Bro’s so tough that I bet he orders his McDonalds by himself
Those kicks were so weak it repaired the wall he hit.
Funny, did laugh
Crazy Diamond
@@ahliteskittles5694 No, Fix-it Felix.
We should give him a job at a hospital because he will heal everyone that has physical wounds
Its so weak, it deals -1 damage
As a female, whenever guys refer to themselves as 'Alpha male', my whole nether regions dry up like the Sahara at 1 pm on a hot ass summer day.
Pure poetry.
U my good lassie should be a poet
@@misnomer6345 bruh, you flatter me thanks😂
Bruh
@Hyperion Dionysus nether regions otherwise known as vagina🐵
I think something of note here is that they both seem very happy with their relationship. They're cringe as shit but they're happy with each other. It's weirdly sweet. Or I'm just naïve I don't care, man.
They are siblings
But cring aside
It is sweet
@@thefighterdoc.343 Honestly, a little more sweet if it's a protective brother thing. Still cringe as shit, but sweet
@@oldmansamsay1023 I mean just looking at this how can one spin it as a protective brother thing?
The worst part is that his girlfriend is apparently also his step-sister 🤢
Proof
I believe it
Ah, yes, the true alphas: The Hapsburgs
While not as messed up as full on incest,it’s still kinda awkward.
The fact that the tik toks are squished makes this 10x better
infinitely better
Fax 📠
Makes him look like a dwarf
C'mon bro, they're _WIDE_
W I D E
every time he refers to himself as the alpha i physically recoil. its too painful
you know what else will make you physically recoil ?
@@WHYISITALWAYSNOX the baby talk the girl in the video does.
Me too
Same
Lol ur pfp
Imagine explaining to the escort that this is what she's going to be doing 😂
That baby talk killed so many of my brain cells.
When his grandmother told him he's a strong man, he took it way too seriously.
Underrated comment
Thus, his mother is the one who said, "I'll be back, I'm going to.....uh, the store for some, um, plastic spoons." never to return home again; just to forget she gave birth to such a douchebag.
lol
@@johndough65 plastic spoon? Plsss 😂
lol grandma’s big boy!
These tik toks are all the wattpad werewolf books personified
And episode
Yes
More like those gang fanfics
Right on the money
Don’t even talk about wattpad 🤢
The baby talk cringe hit me so hard that I disassociated with ringing in my ears like it was a damn landmine explosion
“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king”
*After filming*
Alpha, crying: Was I... Was I manly enough?
Her, rubbing his back: No
That's some fetishistic shit right there
But then again, so is the whole thing
Her: now get ready for your dock flattening babe:)
Him: yes ma’am 😔
Lmfao that’s exactly it
Lmfaoo
Lmao weird fetishes but I'm into that shit
This must be the guy that keeps beating up Jaystation.
😲
Lamo
PLSSSSS THIS HAS ME ON THE FLOOR
Such manly man he is
Underrated comment lmao
i was cringing so hard at the baby talk part i shed a tear
Had to mute that shit, was about to repetitively hit head on the wall so I would be brain dead enough to forget the atrocity I just witnessed
the baby talk shit activated my fight or flight response.
my theory: *The dude is doing this forcefully and the girl is actually the alpha in this story, she hides the guy in her basement untill she wants to do a tiktok with him.*
my theory: Santa is real
they're siblings so the possibility that one is being locked up until tiktok time isn't too unrealistic
Killerbug7 0 they consider themselves siblings, they said it in a tik tok.......
bold theory
@MAHO NO SHOJO INC. hell yeah, thats a theory i can get behind
Alpha is the guy who thinks he won the argument because you misspelled something
underrated comment
-Smartest jedi ever
I agree master Windu
I was looking for spelling errors in your comment because I thought it'd be funney
you forgot the period
Had to come back for seconds. This video is golden. I can't help but quivering in my shoes while beholding this alpha showing off his fighting moves. Jesus I'm scared
honestly i dont know how you didnt get major joke vibes from this, this shit is a bigger satire than season 3 of the boys
The fact that he's twice as wide as he should be makes him even more alpha
Yes
Yes
Yes
Wide putin
Yet he’s still half as wide as me
didn’t even bring up that they’re step siblings
Yeah, in the captions it does I watch this vid like 5 times lol
D I S A P P O I N T ED
No way...
Just when you thought it couldn't get any lower eh?
Ngl but I thought they're full on siblings..not from titles or from their account or smth..they just feel like no sane person would spend a second with them
your sarcasm ridden intros make my day every time
He Looks like the child of Fred from scooby-Doo and Draco Malfoy.
Her baby voice is giving me an aneurysm
Fpf checks
@Agentes In Rebus please send help its been a week theres no ambulance
sounds like hentai moans ngl
@@niko587 bruh, pfp sauce?
@@Aadhitiya idk i just simp her
This guy's so alpha, he sits in his car for an extra couple of minutes until the 13 year olds with skateboards have gone away.
Ooof
Oooof
@@jolonghthong5377 mans edited his oof comment
@@mrsucc2138 mans edited his mans reply.
@@jolonghthong5377 ah
This guy does what we all do in front of the mirror when we’re feeling a bit silly, but he does it unironically and posts it thinking he’s actually cool haha
His tiktoks are like the level 1 crook and level 100 mob boss mafia city ads
Why does he seem like that annoying cousin that’s always coming over and using your stuff without asking
Rhinestone Cowboy I’m pretty sure they are step-cousins
@@pleasejustwin3965 what are you doing step-cousin?
He's that cousin who comes over for family parties and only looks at his phone before leaving 2 hours early to go to an acquaintances party to try and get laid.
subjectory eating chips why? Also mom said foods ready so come down bro
ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html RICKROLL... OR IS IT?
This is the only guy jake paul is afraid to fight
Jake Paul trash
I'm just saying jake pauls trash no ruining joke here
its too much cringe for Jake Paul and thats saying a lot
yes
I cant take u seriously with a kawhi leonard profile pic and have a minecraft background
Seems fitting he would use the song of a guy guilty of SA for this type of content. Very fitting.
This was a good video to enjoy watch today and nice thumbnail dude :)
Random people: Smoking when ur pregnant doesnt affect the baby
The baby:
lmaoo
Yeah, smoking crack apparently
What baby?
my mom smoked while
pregnant with me and all i got was depression :(
It’s also proof that genetics can account for everything but external damage. His brain is shot but his body continues gaining extra mass to further protect what little grey matter is left.
To make things worse........his girlfriend is his step-sister.
really surprised no one mentioned this sooner
wait is this confirmed???
you gotta go family without being able to get real people.
Eee
Game-end me
Bro graduated with a PHD for Hustlers University.
At first I was like "Aw, she's pretty" and then I heard the baby talk voice and had an aneurysm
That's the kid I sold grass to in high school and told him it was weed.
Really? Lmao
If this is even 1% true, you're my hero.
@@BugCatt nah we stan short guys 😤😤
@@BugCatt I’m 5.4... dwarves together strong!
@Baldhina Asnake if your 10 year old niece is taller than 5 foot 3, then she ain't that normal bruv
This guy literally cannot throw a punch it’s brilliant.
wrist shatters as soon as it even merely pokes someone’s face
Shhh
Thats what a beta would say
But fr he would prob hurt him self if he ever hit someone
You are a beta
I did taekwondoe for 4 years and he’s pretty pathetic if I say so my self
People talking about jail or death sentence when the actually worst punishment would be to have to look at these tik toks every single day
I don’t watch these kinds of vids often but I love the vertical compression on these 🤣
Girl: "Honey, please can we stop already?"
Guy: *A single tear rolls on his cheek* "Please, just one more tiktok"
Clorox Tree “WhAt ArE YoU DoInG sTeP bRo?”😩
😮😆😩😐
@@boopthesnoot7483 Its actually his sister tho
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
I think it's her account look at the profile pic lol
Her “BaYbEe ToLK” sounds like if marge Simpson and Minnie Mouse had a child and that child is choking on a fucking wrench 🔧
Oddly specific but agreed.
@@theplastikov2285 lol
Like~wise
“Choking on a fucking wrench”
Thank fuck kill it
@@oakoe188 I agree
Fights like he’s trying fight off a swarm of bees.
It's like if Mac from Its Always Sunny had a TikTok account.
The Alpha fights like he's battling Perry the Platypus offscreen. His form is impeccable.
this is greatest comment I've have seen in a while
_He’s a bully_
He has beamed the entire earth with his betamaleinator
Don’t use Perry’s name in vain
🙌ma man
They are literally living a “what are you doing, step bro???”
Your pfp matches perfectly
"help me stepbro, I'm stuck"
Yuuuup
Such an alpha move....
true
Alpha be looking like Joe Bartolozy 😂
(Joe I love your content! Keep up the work!)
I dont get how you watch this back and still have the confidence and audacity to post it
That guy punch and kick literally looks like 7 years old trying to imitate the fighting scene of his favorite anime
It makes me want to fight him, not out of anger, but just so he realizes how bad he is before he pisses someone off and gets his shit mixed.
@Graze for his own good before he runs into someone who isn’t as merciful. Unless this is just a persona for TikTok someone is going to fuck him up bad some day. If I get there first maybe he’ll realize that he actually can’t fight and stop behaving like an idiot.
@@ShabazzTBL tf
Ayo don’t insult anime like that
Ken Kaneki He didnt though?
I think we all know that Charlie is the real alpha, he's just being humble.
Like every alpha
Facts
That humbleness is what makes him the alpha among us. That and his beautiful hair and great sense of fashion of course
I mean he is jesus soooo
Natalie i hope you get more than a 1k likes
When she started speaking in baby talk all the dogs in a ten mile radius started bleeding from their ears
Rewatching this video again, and only now realizing that all of these are like the peak TikTok pov sounds 😭😭 GOD you can't get anymore insecure than that man
This guy probably body slams his life size teddy bear and thinks he's the toughest shit around.
😂😂😂
YO LMAOOOO
thats a good one
😂😂😂😂😂
He punches like a 5 year old when they don’t wanna go to bed
Matt stop right there you will kill him
Matt is true alpha male
Matt is going to destroy the guy
Ike
he punches like a 5 year old in comparison to 5 year olds
The baby talk made me want to rip my ears off and then bleach my eyes. This was the worst discomfort i have ever experienced.
This guy is the type of guy to think that he is badass for taking two pieces of candy out of the jar when mom SPECIFICALLY said to just take one.
The fact that it’s stretched makes it 100% more funny
Stretched dont you mean wide alpha.
wide putin intesifies
WIDE ALPHA, WIDE ALPHA
How did I not notice it was streched?
This has to be satire
God, I wish...
a
Coding in flow
The fact he called himself “the alpha” in the phone prank video is what made me start thinking it’s just satire
are ya coding son?
Your so amazing my dude you make me laugh so much
My timbers are officially shivered
He throws punches *exactly* how I imagine crocodiles would.
💀crocodiles💀
What is this comment
I- what? Idk what you’re saying but I agree anyways
Lmao this makes no sense but also perfect sense
Crocodiles punch harder cmon now
He's such an alpha, he constantly worries about his stepsister being stolen
lol
SAAANS??
😂😂😂
Ah Nani!!?
is it legit his step sis
Reason 5 why baby talk is good for the alpha:
Effortless way to meet Chris Hansen
That has to be satire there’s no way😭😭💀💀
Coronavirus will end the day Charlie uses the right aspect ratio for his clips
Mobile gang?
So it wil never end
Then we are truly doomed.
Then all is truely lost.
Or when he gives a proper outro and me a chance to say bye instead of a "thats about it" and disappearing from my life all of a sudden like my mother.
This "man" probably goes to the gym, does some stretches, and leaves
!?
Probably uses the 5lb weights to flex on girls
He's the guy who does a full dance routine on the rowing machine
I wish i can be alpha
Goes to the gym to perv on people stretching whilst eating pizza at his local planet fitness*
Quick someone get it to 1k!
3:01 the way he walks in made me think he was gonna give me a lecture on drugs and alcohol
They way he throws punches and kicks are hilarious.