And from the videos shown here some of them got serious rape vibes man. -“Caress her teets” as he so eloquently puts it. And you know... “If she doesn’t want to fuck you it’s not because you’re unattractive, it’s because she finds herself unattractive.” The lack of self-awareness lmfao Edit: Also the video on that channel literally titled “How to control people using psychology tricks” at 5:16
today's matching is a sigma cancer alexandrite if you have this matching come collect 12 metric tons of human semen from the semen canal at your earliest convenience and congratulations on being a big winner!!
I remember where nobody even knew about them. You could just talk with people and not have them say shit like "yOuR gIvInG oFf BeTa ViBeS!". Like shut the fuck up I don't care what vibes I'm giving off, as long as I don't do anything that's illegal then you shouldn't care about my "vibes".
You have to appreciate that one of the examples of “Women being attracted to men” is a picture of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. What an alpha chad totally not incestuous move.
"Sigma Male. The rarest male type." Do you think there are Shiny Sigma Males? Like if you catch enough Sigma Males in a row you have a slight chance of encountering a shiny Sigma at the bar?
Fun fact: the guy who did the original study on wolves to determine the alpha male thing between them has continued to study them even after publishing the study and had later found out that the alpha male thing was bs, but at that point everyone has accepted his "alpha male study" and everyone ignored him.
"More to how you as a guy approach sex..." Shows, most likely stolen, fanart of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls who are brother and sister. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
@Johnny Cab it really doesnt, there are plenty of attractive/rich men with cases cus they thought their power would stop prevent them from being reprimanded for doing shit like this
I like the part where this guy says: "How to be a beast in bed", while showing a picture of Mabel and Dipper (from Gravity Falls) which are actually siblings. This is quite funny ಠ_ಠ (1:45)
is he implying that mabel and dipper (who are siblings and TWELVE YEARS OLD) are smashing on the daily?? why couldn't he have used any other photo lmao
The alpha male thing is like the flatearth belivers but instead of being obsessed with the earth shape they are obsessed with getting a girlfriend and being "not like other males"
Damn, I'm actually glad Charlie even acknowledges "alpha males" don't exist, the psychological damage a lot people endure trying to be an "alpha male" is dangerous to themselves and people around them. You don't need to follow the crowd, people. Just be yourself for your own sanity, and don't feel sorry if people call you weird for being yourself. Just don't be cringe please, via yelling in public, making people uncomfortable etc.
@Deus Vult. Here's the thing, most women aren't after you because of your place on the social hierarchy, your status in life wether you have many friends or are wealthy etc. Or if you're socially dominant. Yes, I do acknowledge that there are plenty of women out there that are like that, but they are hardly the majority. Your notion that "alpha males" exist, are based upon social concepts that each individual will find subjectively attractive to their own beliefs vis a vis, social hierarchy, status, social dominance, or whatever you want to call it. Here's your reality check, if the women you like, are after you for your place on the social hierarchy, for your status which I'm assuming you mean wealth and popularity by what you just mentioned, and "social dominance" She's not a woman, she's a gold digger. 100% of the time a woman that truly loves you, won't give a shit if you're famous or not, if you have a big or small group of friends, if you're wealthy or you're poor, if you're introverted or extroverted. All she cares is that you'd work hard for your relationship. Guess what, that means you came out on top of all the other men she could have chose, just for you being yourself, which means in her books, you are an "alpha" In the words of Kanye, "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches," It's better to be yourself than something you're not, trying to appeal to people whom you know you don't associate with always ends badly. So if your definition of "alpha" exists purely on the idea that, women like men for being high on the social hierarchy, have a well known status, and are "socially dominant," then I'm sorry but that's an unhealthy way of thinking, a minority of women are gold diggers. All of these social concepts are completely subjective to each person, what women find attractive to themselves is subjective, some don't care about social hierarchy, status, or "social dominance," but most do care about your personality, and if you're an asshole or not. Which means if your belief that "alphas" exist on these notions of social concepts, then arguably, have very little to support your beliefs or anyone else who believes in "alphas" There are plenty of people who will like you for you, and won't give a shit about your "social hierarchy status," personal status, and "social dominance", and those are people who you should actually care about, those are the people that actually care about you.
@@memebigboiii6433 I think he was saying that "alpha males" are real in the sense that there are people who do embody those traits. Such as charismatic people or "natural born" leaders. Just not in this wierd social construct or psuedo-astrology-esque thing going on. Tho I think beyond the cringy alpha vs beta thing going on, there is a point where a good amount of people of either gender, can appreciate confidence and self assuredness. Just not in the wierd overly aggressive thing it became on the internet. Because knowing your self worth and being decisive are generally attractive traits to have.
Exactly. The "alpha male" idea also preaches that body count changes your value as a man. It doesn't. Your value doesn't grow with the amount of women you sleep with. You're not a loser for not having experience & previous partners. You're just as valid before having a body count.
the fact that this whole alpha male thingy was made because someone saw wolves peeing on each other and decided to make an entire study dedicated to it
@@hithere3830 i think based on ur comment u’d probably believe me but fun fact this happens over and over again throughout history. all the time. i read about this happening and some poor idiots mistakes being run into the ground more than i read about anything else LMAO
Alpha males exist 'cause a scientist observed wolves in captivity and said alpha wolves exist, and then the same scientist was like "Yo wait, just looked at wolves in the wild and alpha males don't exist. Take back?" and the world was like "nah."
HOLY SHIT. 1:46 The guy is trying to teach you how to get laid and unknowingly used a picture of Dipper and Mabel. For those who haven't seen Gravity Falls, they're brother and sister twins.
I feel like i would've too, im glad i found Charlie very early into my life or else I'd probably be a Turbo-virgin Redditor Fedora Discord Mod right now
I can't get over this and how nobody talks about it: "Sigma Males" is all these alpha male gurus seeing the irl fact that the guys who actually get girls don't do their dumb alpha male shit, and so they're now bringing "guy that doesn't listen to us" into the lore. like their shit didn't work so they're like "or you could not do any of that and maybe that will work"
@@Hdehshzyhwjw Plus the fake stories of sudden success people experience after dropping fapping. No joke, I saw someone say that shortly after embracing NoFap, they did all these impressive things like opening a business, getting a degree and whatever. I was like ''yeah fucking right, you probably did that shit in the past and NoFap had nothing to do with it.''
This man legit said guys need to change the way they approach sex and showed a picture of twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines from Disney XD's Gravity Falls.
"It must be tough being a young man growing up on the internet being fed shit like this." Nailed it Charlie. I hope these men can find some proper role models because this alpha/ beta bullshit is entirely divisive. It is the equivalent of those magazines that target young women and tell them how they should dress and act. APES STRONGER TOGETHER.
I think most of the people who even go to things like this are already troubled, like self identified incels and such. Which is good, since it means it's actually influencing very few normal people to behave this way, but also bad because that means the amount of influence they have over the demographic watching them is likely much more than it would over any other demographic, since those people are basically already there out of desparation
@Help Viewer Theres no such thing as alpha or beta the one who thinks there is are just no life depressed obese teenagers who hadn't socialized with woman since they were in kinder garden
That made me violently uncomfortable when he was saying “how you approach sex” and then doodled in a deviantart of dipper and mable who are BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS
@whistleblower gay biological man being feminine ...if it were biological fact and not a social fallacy, you´d be right. But otherwise that´s a load of bullshit.
aight here we go Pandemonica, The Tired/Sadistic Demon Modeus, The Lustful Demon Cerberus, The Triple Demon Malina, The Sour Demon Zdrada, The Bitch Demon Azazel, The Curious Angel Justice, The Awesome Demon Lucifer, The CEO of Hell Judgement, The High Prosecutor and Beelzebub, The Great Fly
i'd rather be a 24 year old virgin than listen to these "guides"... im serious about this. im doing it right now. the Sahara Desert is a lonely and dry place.
The second channel legit teaches everything about how to be a nuisance on a night out. All of the things he suggests are things my friends complain about men doing around them
@Deus Vult. being touched by strangers is a good one. Being groped is another, and also illegal Having a man insinuate that you don't want to fuck him because you're insecure, or gay, as opposed to anything to do with him is a pretty common occurrence as well
That's literally what it is to be an "alpha", and from what I can tell that's what it is to be a "sigma" as well. Like, they're defined by how much of an asshole they can be XD
I know its bullshit after actual reaserch but sigma male is basically an alpha male that prefers to be alone. Basically what the quiet kid thinks he is
That doesnt seem right. Alpha males, even introverted, are still alpha. They dont need to go on RUclips to pad their insecurities with sigma videos. Sigma male just sounds like a beta male that failed at trying to be alpha and now theyre just convinced theyre beyond alpha. Theyre cool loner sigma boys.
1:44 when talking about sex he shows dipper and maple from gravity falls, two children. real alpha male move. Checkmate beta males, an alpha male is potent on all ages.
Ah, the newest flavor of greek alphabet male the Internet has to offer. I cant wait for the next Greek alphabet male: Gamma Male, Delta Male, Omega Male, Zeta Male and my favorite Upsilon Male.
"it must be hard to a young man on the internet getting fed shit like this these days......but at least it'd give you plenty of things to blame like damn i cant help it i was born a sigma male" made me lol thanks Charles
@@sechabatheletsane9784 When people suppress their sexual desires they become pedophiles and loli posters. When people are too into their desires they try to create unrealistic pictures of women or men and how they sexually see them.
After giving his instructions to Arjuna on the battlefield, Krishna showed his ultimate form and said, "I am become an alpha male, the destroyer of chads."
So we're not gonna talk about how the guy included art of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls 1) as if they were romantically interested in each other rather than direct siblings and 2) as if Dipper is the epitome of masculinity.
Astrology for men.
I mean, they're both bullshit so yeah.
No clue who you are but you're verified so I must reply
this and mewing
@@unstableturtleduck True i bet the loser dosen't even drink Fanta
Potato?
The whole sigma male thing is literally just “I’m not like other girls”
Yep, precisely
Kinda
And from the videos shown here some of them got serious rape vibes man. -“Caress her teets” as he so eloquently puts it. And you know... “If she doesn’t want to fuck you it’s not because you’re unattractive, it’s because she finds herself unattractive.” The lack of self-awareness lmfao
Edit: Also the video on that channel literally titled “How to control people using psychology tricks” at 5:16
guys*
so true. like the basic bitch thinking guys should be throwing themselves at her for her uniqueness. those guys think they're too special
"I can't help being quirky I'm such a gemini"
"I can't help being an asshat I'm a sigma male"
sigma balls
today's matching is a sigma cancer alexandrite if you have this matching come collect 12 metric tons of human semen from the semen canal at your earliest convenience and congratulations on being a big winner!!
I see no difference
Hahaha, I don't believe in astrology, but it made me smile because I'm ironically a gemini.
@@gassedup2445 ?
I remember when “alpha male” and “beta male” were just memes. Those were the days
I remember where nobody even knew about them. You could just talk with people and not have them say shit like "yOuR gIvInG oFf BeTa ViBeS!". Like shut the fuck up I don't care what vibes I'm giving off, as long as I don't do anything that's illegal then you shouldn't care about my "vibes".
@@MinnWasTaken really giving off some beta vibes there bud
They were around before memes, wuss
@@realmajorx3698 yeah but they weren't used as serious things
@@hammurabii.3173 big anime tiddy waifus? where? :o
"more to do with how you as a guy approach sex"
*shows fanart of dipper and mabel pines, who are twins*
And also children
FBI! Open up!
Shoot. You beat me to it.
Ikr 💀
Thank god someone else noticed 😅😂😂
im not like other girls but im a guy
Do you drink Fanta? No? Then shut up nerd
Shut up sigma males!!!##×+!"
Wtf u doin here
I'm not i simp i just give pokemane all my money
@@fanta6510 i drink fanta
This guide changed my life, now my wife’s boyfriend is my boyfriend
Go slay that bussy homie!
@@Substantial-hf1rm Fanta
@@fanta6510 nice
Stand aside boys, we’re in the presence of a Chad.
Congrats
You have to appreciate that one of the examples of “Women being attracted to men” is a picture of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. What an alpha chad totally not incestuous move.
sweet home alphabama
@@anhelaanhela4996 you win
The Habsburgs did it and they ruled like half of Europe at one point so I'd say you're good mate.
@@YataTheFifteenth what
@@haellm9192 all belongs to austria
I'm not like the other girls, I'm quirky
I'm not like the other guys, I'm alpha
Same energy
Sigma*
yeah, both believe that the lack of femininity makes you better
@@manjoumethunder6282 What's Sigma?
@@hj-pz4xd sigma nuts
sigma balls nerd
I would've thought Charlie was an Omega Male
Clearly, Charlie is the Alpha and the Omega male.
@@kogasfurryjorts5963 aka God
If by omega you mean bottom, then yes
Charlie ist Jesus He doesn't have to care about alpha or omega or whatever
Omega is lower than alpha
1:50
“How you as a guy approach sex”
*Shows a picture of twin bother and sister*
Okay good I thought I was the only one who notice the Gravity Falls thing
@@ctchimchar5258 well I guess alpha males exist in Alabama to
@@lkdon18lk74 yay I gest your right with that, but I don't think Gravity Falls is in Alabama
@@ctchimchar5258 Oregon is the alabama of the Northern states now
@@jan-mg5ug makes sense, also I did not know Gravity Falls was in Oregon, it's bin a long time sence I last sow the show
"Sigma Male. The rarest male type." Do you think there are Shiny Sigma Males? Like if you catch enough Sigma Males in a row you have a slight chance of encountering a shiny Sigma at the bar?
Combine 10 of them and you will unlock the golden jesus.
You can only capture it with a
Master ball
Can they explode?
Got myself a holographic blue eyes white sigma.... sufficed to say, I'm kind of a big deal.
how many times do we gotta roll to pull the shiny sigma???
This all just seems like an elaborate joke just for one of these "Sigma"s to hold a TED talk and say "Sigma balls" and walk off stage
sigma nuts
This will be excellent
They were just alphas in disguise the entire time 🤯
JAFAJAKKAKAKA STOOPPPP
Sounds like the most alpha thing ever
Only now? You always have been Charlie...
Mathematicians are pretty alpha too. Not as alpha as gamers though.
Papa!
wow didnt expect this collab
Are Mathematicians Pi males?
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Fun fact: the guy who did the original study on wolves to determine the alpha male thing between them has continued to study them even after publishing the study and had later found out that the alpha male thing was bs, but at that point everyone has accepted his "alpha male study" and everyone ignored him.
Wasn't the "alpha" straight up the father of the pack?
Pretty much
he told the truth and they didnt listen.
@@rattb0i482 pretty much, the oldest of the pack is alpha. If anything it tells us to respect our fathers.
@Awawawa CM or like nomadic humans.
“Woah that is literally me”- Every dude in his basement that watches these videos
Thank you Heisenberg very very wise. You seem like a nice person who cares for his family
Senor white
That's a lot of dudes in one guy's basement
@@mujahidracer100 That basement is the Global Redditor Headquarters
That's honestly probably pretty accurate for the same reason that people read zodiacs and think "omg, that's so me" XD
He didn’t use dipper and mable to talk about sex, I refuse
Beta male moment.
XD yeah I was a bit concerned
search your feelings, you know it to be true
Alabama time
Uhhh that's my childhood right there, I will forever hate that channel more than I did before (if that's even possible)
His habit of wearing white t shirts makes him even more alpha
He’s like Steve Jobs
Potato
@@potato7844 Fanta
@@fanta6510 Potato
It’s not a habit. It’s a lifestyle
"More to how you as a guy approach sex..." Shows, most likely stolen, fanart of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls who are brother and sister. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
it's definitely stolen, ikimaru's art is recognisable from a mile away
I like how everyone is not talking about this picture in this context of sex
i came to the comment section to see if anyone else was talking about this
You know they're literally kids too right?
@@chlotatoandthelobcob3740 yeah it's fucked
I love how the final step to becoming a beast in bed is “breathe” like wow great advice
e e e
I mean, that's a good advice in general
You generally don't wanna stop breathing for long periods of time
Yeah you don't want to fuck a dead body
You clearly get no poo nanny
Well it depends on wether its hamone breathing or concentration breathing constant 🕵🕵
It destroyed me when he "drew" the Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls when he said "sex". It's 1:44
Omg i know right wtf
Wow glad someone else spotted that
Bro 💀💀💀
I was abt to comment something abt that too man is literally using the MF mystery twins as examples
i fucking died too
i literally died when the instructions at 2:44 said to: "Similarly adjust your speed as you go about ravaging her." lmao
No
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@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! What is fuck wrong with these bots lmao
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 The bots speaking enchanting table now?
*ravaging*
I'm fairly sure this isnt how you pick up women, more like sexual harassment charges
@Johnny Cab it really doesnt, there are plenty of attractive/rich men with cases cus they thought their power would stop prevent them from being reprimanded for doing shit like this
@Help Viewer Says you. 😭 woman arent into you and your alpha male energy get over it.
Incels in denial tend to pick up a lot of those
@@backwardsbandit8094 exactly, that's what i was noticing in most of these comments, it's like a safe-space for incels, hilarious
@Alexander Steel if this doesn't work then one of you is morbid
"When they shit on you, eat their shit"
#Billionare #grindset
#Grindset
#sextrillionaire_grindset
#sigmashit #upyourgrindset #daddyyankee #mlg #420
#SigtrillionaireGrindset#Sigmaskillbetaswithhammersandstealtheirgirlfriendandlockthemintotheirbasement100
I like the part where this guy says: "How to be a beast in bed", while showing a picture of Mabel and Dipper (from Gravity Falls) which are actually siblings. This is quite funny ಠ_ಠ
(1:45)
That picture low-key fu*ked me up
I saw that to
is he implying that mabel and dipper (who are siblings and TWELVE YEARS OLD) are smashing on the daily?? why couldn't he have used any other photo lmao
I had to pause and comprehend wtf that was
That's the first thing I notice and I was wondering why he used Dipper and Mabel 😂 Like, what the hell? Siblings and underage...
The alpha male thing is like the flatearth belivers but instead of being obsessed with the earth shape they are obsessed with getting a girlfriend and being "not like other males"
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Also trying to be the worst creatures possible
Being different by trying to be like other people, makes a whole lot of sense.
@@tammyb8491 Now I'm curious, how is the female equivalent of the "alpha male" thing called?
@@tammyb8491 I thankfully never heard of that, hope those channels die too🤮
I love how the title's implying that Charlie wasn't already an alpha male before
Hey I said no can comment except me
@@nickyballs3544 Fanta
Indeed 😂
@@fanta6510 cheeseburger
P0TAT0
Damn, I'm actually glad Charlie even acknowledges "alpha males" don't exist, the psychological damage a lot people endure trying to be an "alpha male" is dangerous to themselves and people around them. You don't need to follow the crowd, people. Just be yourself for your own sanity, and don't feel sorry if people call you weird for being yourself. Just don't be cringe please, via yelling in public, making people uncomfortable etc.
Couldn't agree more
@Deus Vult. Here's the thing, most women aren't after you because of your place on the social hierarchy, your status in life wether you have many friends or are wealthy etc. Or if you're socially dominant. Yes, I do acknowledge that there are plenty of women out there that are like that, but they are hardly the majority.
Your notion that "alpha males" exist, are based upon social concepts that each individual will find subjectively attractive to their own beliefs vis a vis, social hierarchy, status, social dominance, or whatever you want to call it.
Here's your reality check, if the women you like, are after you for your place on the social hierarchy, for your status which I'm assuming you mean wealth and popularity by what you just mentioned, and "social dominance" She's not a woman, she's a gold digger.
100% of the time a woman that truly loves you, won't give a shit if you're famous or not, if you have a big or small group of friends, if you're wealthy or you're poor, if you're introverted or extroverted. All she cares is that you'd work hard for your relationship. Guess what, that means you came out on top of all the other men she could have chose, just for you being yourself, which means in her books, you are an "alpha"
In the words of Kanye, "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches," It's better to be yourself than something you're not, trying to appeal to people whom you know you don't associate with always ends badly.
So if your definition of "alpha" exists purely on the idea that, women like men for being high on the social hierarchy, have a well known status, and are "socially dominant," then I'm sorry but that's an unhealthy way of thinking, a minority of women are gold diggers.
All of these social concepts are completely subjective to each person, what women find attractive to themselves is subjective, some don't care about social hierarchy, status, or "social dominance," but most do care about your personality, and if you're an asshole or not. Which means if your belief that "alphas" exist on these notions of social concepts, then arguably, have very little to support your beliefs or anyone else who believes in "alphas"
There are plenty of people who will like you for you, and won't give a shit about your "social hierarchy status," personal status, and "social dominance", and those are people who you should actually care about, those are the people that actually care about you.
@@memebigboiii6433 I think he was saying that "alpha males" are real in the sense that there are people who do embody those traits. Such as charismatic people or "natural born" leaders. Just not in this wierd social construct or psuedo-astrology-esque thing going on.
Tho I think beyond the cringy alpha vs beta thing going on, there is a point where a good amount of people of either gender, can appreciate confidence and self assuredness. Just not in the wierd overly aggressive thing it became on the internet. Because knowing your self worth and being decisive are generally attractive traits to have.
@Deus Vult. no
Exactly. The "alpha male" idea also preaches that body count changes your value as a man. It doesn't. Your value doesn't grow with the amount of women you sleep with. You're not a loser for not having experience & previous partners. You're just as valid before having a body count.
1:47 THAT PHOTO ON THE BOTTOM LEFT IS OF DIPPER AND MABEL, THEY'RE SIBLINGS WTF 😭
I know right WTF
@@Popwwe649 Fanta
Oh god
lol xd that guy just taking random shit on google
sad
1:46 are we just gonna ignore that the guy drew Dipper and Mabel as if they were a couple
i was looking for this like LMAO wtf
i was looking for a comment like this
Dude probably just stole some random fanart without realizing it was fanart.
Fr tf is up with that!
i was wondering if anyone saw that 😭
the fact that this whole alpha male thingy was made because someone saw wolves peeing on each other and decided to make an entire study dedicated to it
Another interesting fact is that the person who disapproved the study is the person who created the original study in the first place
imaging making an honest mistake as a scholar and then douchbags base their whole lives around ur mistake
@@hithere3830 it's rather fitting that their identities are based of a misunderstanding.
@@hithere3830 i think based on ur comment u’d probably believe me but fun fact this happens over and over again throughout history. all the time. i read about this happening and some poor idiots mistakes being run into the ground more than i read about anything else LMAO
Alpha males exist 'cause a scientist observed wolves in captivity and said alpha wolves exist, and then the same scientist was like "Yo wait, just looked at wolves in the wild and alpha males don't exist. Take back?" and the world was like "nah."
HOLY SHIT. 1:46 The guy is trying to teach you how to get laid and unknowingly used a picture of Dipper and Mabel. For those who haven't seen Gravity Falls, they're brother and sister twins.
Also literally children lmfao
What the fucking fuck is going on!!
Charlie is only telling us that Alpha males dont exist so we dont feel bad for being so below his alpha gaze
That's what makes him an Alpha Male
@@clown7666 down bad😢
1:45, why tf did he find a picture of Dipper and Mabel when talking about sex?
Bruuuuh
Bruuhhhhhh indeed
Underage incest is the peak of Beta personality. And Discord mods.
I also can't get over that
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I was looking for this comment wtf is going on
The lack of "an" in the title makes the video so much more powerful.
He became ALPHA
The show is over, he became THE Alpha male.
As much as I laugh at this, I feel like 15 year old me would have eaten this crap up lmao
I feel like i would've too, im glad i found Charlie very early into my life or else I'd probably be a Turbo-virgin Redditor Fedora Discord Mod right now
same
Same
Same here and unfortunately one of my classmates i graduated with recently got into it and is saying the obnoxious “women only care about looks”
can anyone explain to me why this whole sigma male thing is cringe? i’m slow ik but some of these tips are actually good.
I can't get over this and how nobody talks about it:
"Sigma Males" is all these alpha male gurus seeing the irl fact that the guys who actually get girls don't do their dumb alpha male shit, and so they're now bringing "guy that doesn't listen to us" into the lore.
like their shit didn't work so they're like "or you could not do any of that and maybe that will work"
sigma nuts
I don't know how, but I liked twice-
1:51 that drawing in the bottom left is of a brother and sister lmao
Ikr😭
thats some rule 34 shit
@@nikolaswashere3583 Fanta
Dipper and Mable do be 13 though
I also noticed and was thinking no,wait a minute
"Women are not as sexual as men"
Tiana: that's not true
I'll believe Tiana more than a random youtube video who want's me to do a NoFap challenge
Yo big dawg you got any insight on this NoFap movement?
@@Hdehshzyhwjw What a legend
@@Hdehshzyhwjw Plus the fake stories of sudden success people experience after dropping fapping. No joke, I saw someone say that shortly after embracing NoFap, they did all these impressive things like opening a business, getting a degree and whatever. I was like ''yeah fucking right, you probably did that shit in the past and NoFap had nothing to do with it.''
@@Hdehshzyhwjw I 100% Agree with you
@@ansuz5903 If you go on Wikipedia it lists nofap as "lists of subjects regarded as psuedo science"
"hello ma'am, i am approaching you with f**k intentions." ah yes, that's exactly how we do it here.
Why the guy at 04:00 sounds like tristan taylor from ygotas 😂 wth
Ok
@@EAOO Fanta
His voice give him superstrenght
Tristan is the ultimate alpha though
@@fanta6510 EAO
This man legit said guys need to change the way they approach sex and showed a picture of twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines from Disney XD's Gravity Falls.
So he wants incest ?
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@@iwantsexseemyvideo33 I'm going to become... SUPER RACIST
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 bitches be like I- I- Wow- I-
Bob
As a girl a man that constantly refers to himself as an AlPhA male unironically is the biggest turn off
What about Marcus cor von
no normal man does that so im pretty sure you are still a bit young 😂 which makes sense lol
@@ant6132 what if I walked up to you and said “yeah, I guess you could call me a gamer”?
@@blakeerenhouse943 then i might give you a chance 🤣🤣
@@blakeerenhouse943 Instantly wet girls in a 1km radius
Fun fact: people who breathe are better at most things than people who don’t breathe
Damn, thanks for the trivia dude. I was wondering why my pulse was starting to decline.
breathing has to be the most alpha thing.
When Charlie said “he drew me” I just burst out laughing obnoxiously
It's the best moment and I swear I laughed too
HE DID THOUGH! IT WAS BASICALLY JUST BUFF CHARLIE WITHOUT THE TATOOS! XD
1:43 "More to do with how you approach sex"
Shows a picture of Mable and Dipper, who are siblings
And also underage
See, now this is what happens when you grab random pictures of 2 people flirting lol smh
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Charlie is raging with testosterone; he’s every essence of a man.
I bet he ravages with such good and ever-changing rhythm
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Why why is it when he said “how you approach sex” he put a picture of Mabel and dipper pines on screen why
@fucku weebsnfurries - Because incest is cringe.
@fucku weebsnfurries shes all yours mate. nobody wants to go to jail here
the fuck
@fucku weebsnfurries you're either a really bad troll or a disappointment
@@nej6246 he’s both
Any white male with long black hair
Charlie: no way it’s me!
Charlie is _every_ white male with long black hair.
dont forget the beard
Don't forget they have to be about 5 feet tall
The whole “alpha male” and “beta male” bullshit online vexes me to no end
Ok beta male
@enid yea not at all homie
@@InfantShredder9000 ok some guy who actually thinks internet slang even matters
@@HMN134 it's a joke...
"It must be tough being a young man growing up on the internet being fed shit like this."
Nailed it Charlie. I hope these men can find some proper role models because this alpha/ beta bullshit is entirely divisive. It is the equivalent of those magazines that target young women and tell them how they should dress and act. APES STRONGER TOGETHER.
I think most of the people who even go to things like this are already troubled, like self identified incels and such. Which is good, since it means it's actually influencing very few normal people to behave this way, but also bad because that means the amount of influence they have over the demographic watching them is likely much more than it would over any other demographic, since those people are basically already there out of desparation
The alpha grift is one of the saddest things I have seen. It's creating a generation of disfunctional man-children.
cant believe i was watching that red pill alpha male stuff it stopped me from being myself
@Help Viewer Theres no such thing as alpha or beta the one who thinks there is are just no life depressed obese teenagers who hadn't socialized with woman since they were in kinder garden
@Help Viewer Obese depressed teenagers goes brrrrr
@Help Viewer your definitely a redditor.
@Help Viewer you've defeated me on the online battleground. I would bet money your over 300lbs
Charlie: *types how to be an alpha male*
Video: *Return to Monke.*
That made me violently uncomfortable when he was saying “how you approach sex” and then doodled in a deviantart of dipper and mable who are BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS
FR LIKE-
Ikr
ALSO CHILDREN
@@zakattack8593 and is media for children beside the fact even if they were adult characters like thats not an appropriate insinuation to make
7:45 "omg he drew me" well we could have told you that brother
"11.) Be explorative"
*First image is of a pile of books*
Yeah, let me just break out my gynecology textbook here
These are the best option
"I've become Alpha Male"
Oh? Is that so?
*pulls gun*
Name all Helltaker waifus and their titles.
Wait a minute, I’ve been an alpha male this whole time! I thought I was a woman.
@@unicornburgers302 You've fooled even yourself. Truly incredible.
@@unicornburgers302 You are 4 parallel universes ahead of yourself.
@whistleblower gay biological man being feminine ...if it were biological fact and not a social fallacy, you´d be right.
But otherwise that´s a load of bullshit.
aight here we go
Pandemonica, The Tired/Sadistic Demon
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
Malina, The Sour Demon
Zdrada, The Bitch Demon
Azazel, The Curious Angel
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
and Beelzebub, The Great Fly
i'd rather be a 24 year old virgin than listen to these "guides"...
im serious about this.
im doing it right now.
the Sahara Desert is a lonely and dry place.
You're just living through a different kind of thirst.
39 year old virgin here. Much better choice.
@@plaguis1391 our hands shall suffice
Yeah, only camels there...
@@I_THE_ME lmao
Christian pick up line: "Are you Jesus? Because I wanna feel you in my heart."
@LazerTheLazer Girl saying it to a guy m8
@@THEFRISKIESTDINGO so you want HIS head in your chest? Got it
@@dorian4191 No, the pickup line implies the guy has massive PP energy
My local priest said this to me once, but he didn't say heart...
The second channel legit teaches everything about how to be a nuisance on a night out. All of the things he suggests are things my friends complain about men doing around them
@Deus Vult. being touched by strangers is a good one. Being groped is another, and also illegal
Having a man insinuate that you don't want to fuck him because you're insecure, or gay, as opposed to anything to do with him is a pretty common occurrence as well
Guy deleted his comment but he asked how it was a nuisance... lol
That's literally what it is to be an "alpha", and from what I can tell that's what it is to be a "sigma" as well. Like, they're defined by how much of an asshole they can be XD
nonsense, sigmas have no time to go out with “friends”, more like distractions. We sigmas are always the on the octillionaire grindset.
@@girm558 Man, you are still at octillionaire? Gotta up your grindset, man.
#infinitilionairegrindset.
1:55 WAS THAT..MABEL..AND...DIPPER?
“Spank on the cheeks and tell her good game”
-Charlie White
I know its bullshit after actual reaserch but sigma male is basically an alpha male that prefers to be alone. Basically what the quiet kid thinks he is
That doesnt seem right. Alpha males, even introverted, are still alpha. They dont need to go on RUclips to pad their insecurities with sigma videos. Sigma male just sounds like a beta male that failed at trying to be alpha and now theyre just convinced theyre beyond alpha. Theyre cool loner sigma boys.
I too believe in dumb stereotypes, my friend.
sigma nuts
“I am now become Sigma, the rizzer of males”
-Oppenheimer
This just sounds like someone explaining people with a lot confidence vs people with less confidence.
"Dad?"
"Mom?"
That made my inner soul cry out of agony
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@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 why the fuck are you speaking enchantment table
@@metformin3154 Nah, they are speaking in eye tests.
How to make money by preying on the insecurities of young men 101:
You know what sad is I fell for some of this stuff not all just about 5% but still, I learned but I gest that's why it's called being young and stupid
Number 18: *Breathe* 3:14
OHHHHH geez how come i've never thought of that?!
Breathe, I was board by the jet made a million.
“So to be a beast in bed you have to stop watching porn”
*I’ve already lost*
Already ruined my chance
I have failed before I even try
Well yeah stop watching people do it and do it yourself that's how you get better god damn
I have lost a war that hasn't begun yet
See... the game was rigged from the start
I hate that they used dipper and mabel for showing a male approaching sex
1:44 when talking about sex he shows dipper and maple from gravity falls, two children. real alpha male move. Checkmate beta males, an alpha male is potent on all ages.
siblings too lmao
and siblings. What true Alpha male.
4:31 contrary to popular belief it’s not because I’m insecure about my body it’s because I’m asexual
Ah, the newest flavor of greek alphabet male the Internet has to offer. I cant wait for the next Greek alphabet male: Gamma Male, Delta Male, Omega Male, Zeta Male and my favorite Upsilon Male.
Omega male is already a thing lol
Pi male
@@manjoumethunder6282 nu male
Can we all just stop with the Jesus jokes and appreciate the fact he uploads twice every day for us?
Hey I said no can comment except me
@@nickyballs3544 s-sorry bully maguire😢
Jesus, calm down!
Panda appreciated Jesus jokes and Charlie amazing videos!!
@@nickyballs3544 Fanta
"it must be hard to a young man on the internet getting fed shit like this these days......but at least it'd give you plenty of things to blame like damn i cant help it i was born a sigma male" made me lol thanks Charles
1:45 Not the guy using Gravity falls fan art 😭
F*cking disgusting right, cringed immedietly when i saw it
@@Julka-xk8cz and the fact that they're 13..
@@jellynut5903 plus they’re siblings
"insert greek letter here" -male vs "insert greek letter here" -male.
Man, do i love some good ol' quackery.
Psi Male
Male with manly psychic powers
Gamma male -> literally just the hulk
Το γραμμα ο male
Epsilon male
Is very similar to other males, and plays Super Smash Bros
@@theunknown760 Best male
1:47 "How to approach sex" *shows mabel and dipper*
Courage the Cowardly dog: O H N O
I was trying not to fucking cry after they showed the twins
Step 18.) Breathe
*Immediately begins hyperventilating upon insertion*
AM I DOING IT? AM I AN ALPHA NOW?
Do you feel it now mister Krabs?
ruclips.net/video/cm4ZnhNBLJc/видео.html,.
😂😂😂
Yeah that's the alpha breathing style in action.
@@aminulhussain2277 is that a demon slayer reference?
I approached a female with the direct approach.
Does anyone know a good lawyer ?
When people say “toxic masculinity” this is what they mean. Lmao 😂
Nah bruh I'm a Gamma male
This also falls under the definition of "stupid"
@@chilihotdog7257
I’m more of a theta male myself.
@@quasicreator2027 i am a data (DAY TAH) male
@@chilihotdog7257 Lambda males where you at
We are all sigma males compared to the greasy overlord Charlie, he has ascended to a new level of alpha, we will forever be below him...
ruclips.net/video/cm4ZnhNBLJc/видео.html,
Buggy
Why did they put an image of 13 year old siblings right after saying “approach sex” 1:40
Am i the only one who caught this, imma scroll down
No I am sure we all went wtf at that same point in unison
No you aren't that's literally so gross
7:55 'Chad' Charlie cannot be unseen xD
“I read for 15min for 30 days straight” bro just read a book from time to time
1:47 why did he use a picture of Dipper and Mabel for this?! They’re siblings, not to mention underage kids!
Tell that to rule34.
I realised that as well, what the hell
1:46 When you realize Dipper and Mabel from gravity falls are related
Twins even, and not even teenagers.
Yeah that made me sick to my stomach when I saw that
@@LaughingOrange how old are they aren't they like 11 years old
@@ctchimchar5258 they turn 13 by the end of the show
@@HazyQuinn Ah nice to know thank you, but I still feel sick about the contacts that are being used in
0:53 yes, yes it is.
"how are you supposed to be explorative if you can't watch porn?"
amen
Religious Puritans; You pray to god, on how to do a double shifted pile driving Salad Buffet
@@ProtoPropski Well guess what God doesn't exist wub a lub dub dub
@@an18yearoldmongolianguy No shit.
@@an18yearoldmongolianguy God exists your opinion doesn't disprove His existence
I don't know if you two can tell but my original comment was sarcastic. You know, "wub a lub dub dub" from Rick & Morty? The edgy atheist redditors?
"You gotta stop watching porn."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid i can't do that. "
ruclips.net/video/cm4ZnhNBLJc/видео.html,
Alright I'mma head out
_"No, I don't think i will."_
Lol yall really should though. Just a no fap advocate leaving my cents.
@@sechabatheletsane9784 When people suppress their sexual desires they become pedophiles and loli posters. When people are too into their desires they try to create unrealistic pictures of women or men and how they sexually see them.
After giving his instructions to Arjuna on the battlefield, Krishna showed his ultimate form and said, "I am become an alpha male, the destroyer of chads."
Cool
Nice
KAAAARNAAAAAAAA
*WHEEZE*
6:20 as a wise man once said...”bitch that phrase don’t make no sense, why can’t fruit be compared”
Charlie: “That guy doesn’t sound like a Sigma male, he sounds like an accountant”.
Want your dagger back from my heart, Charlie?
Lol
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1:46 “how you as a guy approach sex”
*draws Mabel and Dipper*
*steals fan art
Gibbon
🅱️🅾️
Funk
Wait till Charlie finds out about the Chad Zeta Male.
I feel like Charlie would be the kinda guy who sells white shirts and black caps as merch for a ridiculously low price
Too be fair you can pick up his "merchandise" at Walmart. Plain white Gildan t shirts lol
1:47 Why.... Why did he use Dipper and Mable art.... They're, t-twins....
High
Remember to stay hydrated today everyone!
Thanks
Water is the best drink
So we're not gonna talk about how the guy included art of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls 1) as if they were romantically interested in each other rather than direct siblings and 2) as if Dipper is the epitome of masculinity.
8:08 "Boo!Not Alpha!" Idk why but this was funny asf 😂😂