He's going to be fucked if he ever makes it to like 80. He will need help getting him off the couch by 60 and the plow horse will be long since gone lmao.
Fr about a week ago, Fill said that he needed actual science equipment to figure why he's constantly dropping inputs in SF6. He would always find a way to shift the blame towards anything _other_ than himself 😂
And he kept facing that same player, almost like he wants to say the joystick is still broken. A nice grift. Probably wants to make his dents feel bad and buy him a brand new joystick... Only for the same results to occur. 😂
@@brianblackberry6315 and the funny thing is (I’ve said this several times already) is Phil doesn’t even need a joystick. He can just use a normal controller Xbox or PlayStation. He won’t because that means him having to adapt.
Fill has a brand new joystick so he replaces the joystick on a fight stick, that he bought himself, with a different one. He says he has a real screwdriver downstairs but uses a Swiss Army knife even though he knew he was going to be doing this. He says he’s nothing like the other lolcows when all the other lolcows have his traits, making fill the king of lolcows.
I hate Pigler as much as most people but the title of King Lolcow (and Queen depending on who you ask) goes to Chris Chan.😂 Though Philbert is the Ultimate beggar lolcow in my opinion.
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about this man and the whole podcast is just a bunch of random things poorly cobbled together. From the horrible guitar riff over the bizarre dunes, to the mediocre set background and DSP himself, it’s just…awful.
Man clearly believes that higher price point = better equipment and that better equipment = better performance. It hasn't occurred to him that no amount of technology will make up for his personal lack of ability. Not the first time though that he's tried to pass off the easiest task in the world as backbreaking labor only achievable by an Adonis-esque hero like himself.
His footsies are complete gutter juice. He isn’t smart enough to use it or understand how it’s being used against him, it’s like he doesn’t have depth perception.
Not only that he PNLY thinks that the game iterations that he likes are the most technically sound. One time he was playing tekken 8 and he really said, "i dont know what he did, hworong didn't have that move in tekken 3" like he legit thinks that a character should stay exactly how they were from 5 goddamn games ago. The dude is insane
Why does he do everything like an 80-year-old? Like he goes step by step talking to his chat as if he's looking for reassurance about undoing removing 4 screws
I have a disease called Marfan's Syndrome which makes me very thin and weedy looking. And even I look like I'm in better shape than Phil. He has *zero* muscle definition and his thighs look like they're just hanging off the bone lol. Go for a run, Phil, Jeezus.
An all Gin and Quiznos diet will do that to a man, plus constantly losing supposedly lowers testosterone so im sure his 90% lose rate doesnt do him any favors.
I don’t even know what you are you talking about. . . Remember he said he was a bodybuilder in the early 2000s and you can still tell. Don’t ask him any of his PR though that’s stupid and cameras were rare back then so you will never see pictures.
Did he really expect to just magically be 10x better? You gotta actually practice and spend time in the lab, not rage-quitting and blocking half of the internet.
the funny thing is that in his mind this shit was somewhat a success, no matter how bad this or any other stream goes, he'll always say it was "pretty good", he has such an ego he can't even bring himself to admit when his shit is even worse than usual 😂
Love the mini story arc with this "brief test" he did in his so-called podcast. Loses 4 matches, wins 2. Whines she quit out and didn't play him more. Gets rematched, whines about getting rematched. (?!!) Loses 1 more, wins 2. Then leaves saying he beat her. That sounds like you lost to her 6-4 to me piggy.
He definitely bought that joystick himself and looks like reality is smacking him harder in his weird face that he's the only problem and money can't fix that
The big tell for me is how his forearms and bicep/tricep are the same diameter. Basically the same as a girl who is too skinny and her thighs have a gap because they and her calves are the same size.
"I pressed jab/lightpunch" Good for you Phil. Sadly the way SF6 works is that if a throw and a strike hit on the same frame*, the strike wins. Which means, regardless of the button you pressed, you pressed it late. *(in this case both the throw and M Bison's light punch have 5 frames of start up meaning they should connect on the same frame)
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I love how he does this to himself constantly. Blames other variables than himself for playing so poorly. Then when he removes the variable, and he still gets the same result, he just throws up his hands like a buffoon, fumbling to explain what happened since he can't blame the variable anymore. There is a constant here, Phil, and it's you.
So we have- Joystick will fix it New Controller will fix it Capture Card will fix it New settings will fix it Eye drops will fix it Raging less will fix it Next up - "Well guys someone will have to donate a new pc, you tell me who is gonna get it but I aint getting it"
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Remember he couldn’t move his camera to show he was doing push ups ?
Mr "Noodles Arms" Burnell who complained about carrying in 4lbs of doordashed fast food could definitely work out and lose all that "water weight" 😂
He doesn't think he's a lolcow, because he thinks the term refers to a person's weight. You can't make this shit up.
It's all water weight bro. And by water. I mean that gin he sips on all day.
He actually said that thing that some people will say about how they're just like ten push ups away from being in great shape.
Whaaaaaaaaaat! They sent me a broken joystick!? Those idiots can't do anything right!
It's a cover, 4 screws and a ribbon cable.
Yup
dsp is built like the green guy from monster inc, just with a deformed Head on top
You mean Mike Wazowski?😂😂😂
So he buys two copies of the game, two fight sticks, and still sucks at the game. It's probably you Phil. Process of elimination.
No he bought 3 copies of sf6.
His almost non existent muscle mass is way more concerning than a stupid joystick tbh
All his weight is in his moobs
He's going to be fucked if he ever makes it to like 80. He will need help getting him off the couch by 60 and the plow horse will be long since gone lmao.
that man has the muscle tone of spaghetti boiled for 90 minutes
His right arm is a little bigger than his left and it isn't from playing games.
LMAO it's from May 1st & Hogan pulls d00d!
LMAO
AllDented noodle.
He's built like a spider, giant fat body with skinny little arms and legs
"you tell me if she's out playing me" - Homie look at the health bars
He's talking about working out but has the muscle mass of a child. His lifestyle is really doing a number on him.
LTG legs he got 😂
Tbh at least LTG has muscle
Lifestyle and he's now past the 40 mark so its even harder to put muscle on.
Phill is right back to losing. Almost like this was a pointless waste of time to spare his ego from admitting he sucks
Fr about a week ago, Fill said that he needed actual science equipment to figure why he's constantly dropping inputs in SF6.
He would always find a way to shift the blame towards anything _other_ than himself 😂
And he kept facing that same player, almost like he wants to say the joystick is still broken. A nice grift. Probably wants to make his dents feel bad and buy him a brand new joystick...
Only for the same results to occur. 😂
Fools errands
People still kicking his ass using an xbox controller, lol.
@@brianblackberry6315 and the funny thing is (I’ve said this several times already) is Phil doesn’t even need a joystick. He can just use a normal controller Xbox or PlayStation. He won’t because that means him having to adapt.
What in the name of chicken legs are those things coming out of him..
Phill skipped leg day. Just another thing he has in common with LTG other than the FGC & bank leaks
He skipped brain day too.
Looks like deadpools baby legs
white LTG right there 😆
Lack of activity
Phils is playing with his joystick, Kat is scissoring.......while Derich is peeping thru the window
New intro
I don't know if it's physically possible for khet to open her legs 9:10
Kat has her own joysticks to play with! Her battery operated boyfriends.
$400 joystick will save the channel
Will save his huge narcissist ego 0:34
He's gonna dissect the stick like a frog
his thigh is the same size as his calf? mama mia he legit has the body of a 70 year old man 😂
If anything hes a proto lolcow, people hated him back in MVC2 times and thats pre Chris Chan.
Imagine if Chris reached out for dsp early on about how to ignore the hate. 🤯
He was a lolcow before the term existed! That should make him proud.
Fill has a brand new joystick so he replaces the joystick on a fight stick, that he bought himself, with a different one. He says he has a real screwdriver downstairs but uses a Swiss Army knife even though he knew he was going to be doing this. He says he’s nothing like the other lolcows when all the other lolcows have his traits, making fill the king of lolcows.
I hate Pigler as much as most people but the title of King Lolcow (and Queen depending on who you ask) goes to Chris Chan.😂
Though Philbert is the Ultimate beggar lolcow in my opinion.
Lookin like Modok from the Marvel Universe
Body of a 75 year old woman at 42 damn
My God look at him, honestly. I've never seen anyone with zero body definition, he is just stretched skin over mayonnaise
Looks like he’s spent the last few months in a wheelchair
Phil has that "Gets Beat up during intro of B-Movie" Bod
He has fat head and body, but skinny arms and legs.
@@Black_Revuelmao
0 muscle tone on Phil just skin and bone
0% body fat as well lol
That money could’ve fixed his bathroom shower.
It could've bought khetz ozempic
Joystick > Dishwasher
Can't put paper plates in a dishwasher.
2 joysticks more than dishwasher
Joystick > Dishwasher > Jasper's bloodwork
I could imagine that's why his dishwasher broke.
Trying to save money on paper plates. @@TinoR626
And where is the 7 billionth "stolen-style" tire in this hierarchy?
Remember he can't move the camera to do pushups.
He also said it's impossible to shorten the podcast for any reason.
Maybe a 800 dollar joystick will save the business
This man with these SHIRTS! 😂😂😂😂 man got those last on the clearance rack golf shirt. The shorts... my god, the shorts😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about this man and the whole podcast is just a bunch of random things poorly cobbled together. From the horrible guitar riff over the bizarre dunes, to the mediocre set background and DSP himself, it’s just…awful.
@@NervousNoodlesthose pre-stream dunes are literally some template of custom videos he paid like 5 dahllars to have in his stream lol
Silly troll... Thinking he's coming up off $5 LMAO
@@bogartwilley 😂😂😂😂 maaaaan I'm fucking dead
@@bogartwilleytrue, probably finessed lilshakenbake into paying for that shit 😂
I love how this dood thinks he needs a high end joystick, and how he thinks he's doing some real hard work with that joystick and Swiss army knife.
80% of his opponents play on keyboard or a controller 🤣
@manoftherainshorts9075 you mean those dirty cheaters who just macro everything. Ban ban ban. Gone forever.
Right.. I've got a $80 mayflash 500 version 2 That I put some new buttons in and a stick.. My inputs don't drop. And I'm playing on a Xbox series s.
he's the epitome of a consumerist
Man clearly believes that higher price point = better equipment and that better equipment = better performance. It hasn't occurred to him that no amount of technology will make up for his personal lack of ability.
Not the first time though that he's tried to pass off the easiest task in the world as backbreaking labor only achievable by an Adonis-esque hero like himself.
That Manon player completely outclassed him. It’s great seeing him stomped on like this.
DSP understands the basis of a SF game, but his thick skull stubbornly refuses to learn and adapt to anything else past SF2 Turbo.
It's amazing to see him live in that delusional reality where he insists that to be good you must always play like SF2 turbo.
he literally plays every character like it's Super Turbo 😂😂😂
His footsies are complete gutter juice. He isn’t smart enough to use it or understand how it’s being used against him, it’s like he doesn’t have depth perception.
Not only that he PNLY thinks that the game iterations that he likes are the most technically sound. One time he was playing tekken 8 and he really said, "i dont know what he did, hworong didn't have that move in tekken 3" like he legit thinks that a character should stay exactly how they were from 5 goddamn games ago. The dude is insane
Maybe just maybe it wasnt the controller the whole time. 🤔
💯
It was always the netcode
Then what ?!
Oh no he's using the Swiss Army knife AGAIN??
There's not enough money to buy a screwdriver dood
any man buys tools like breathing .... phail does see tools as important
He does the bare minimum, whatever works... He's been doing it his whole life.
If he cuts himself with it would that mean the Swiss have ended neutrality?
He couldn't find his all purpose butter knife
It’s his carpal tunnel, doods. It’s not his fault.
Nothing he can do.
He did everything correct.😂
YES Phil being called a Weeble is an insult!
Just by seeing how he disassembles his joystick I see that he has never used a screwdriver in his life, much less fixing something in his house.
It's the joystick, it's the game design, it's the button mashers and cheaters. It's never the lack of skill.
ScamSideDave and the 2K Cat Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
Holy atrophy batman, dude has ZERO muscle in his legs😂. Dudes nothing but bones and sinew 😵💫
Can't replace a brain on gin
Oh no! Not more seeing LowerSyde of Phil! Those legs that desperately need a leg day! AHHHHH!!!
Even if he just walked.
"...swiss army knife,it is all purpose so i am using it for everything..." that made me laugh out loud
I would wonder why the start button was sticking? Is he gonna pretend he was slamming his fist into it.
A bit of Electra clean probably would fix it.
He got the LTG chicken legs😂
0:38 oh please no that's disgusting, seriously, that's literally repulsive and repellant
Those chicken legs 😂
Khet is a lucky horse
Looks like he's in his boxer shorts. Lol
@@papayerThey look like my legs. Mind you I'm a petite man (5'4" and around 120 pounds).
I bet Phil is closer to about 5-2 to maybe 5-5. No way this dude is 5-11
Why does he do everything like an 80-year-old? Like he goes step by step talking to his chat as if he's looking for reassurance about undoing removing 4 screws
he thinks, acts AND looks like a 80 year old
Water weight??
When he cries about button mashers all i can think is if you were any good at the game a button masher would be easy to deal with.
203lbs??!...sure!!🙄😑😅🤣🤣🤣
Weeble Syde Fill is retaining water.
"It's all water weight" I have a feeling that I've heard this one on a certain mukbang channel 🤣
Every overweight person who's said that has never been right about "water weight" and he says he's an average size male
I thought they said weevil, which would be more accurate
Same
I have a disease called Marfan's Syndrome which makes me very thin and weedy looking.
And even I look like I'm in better shape than Phil. He has *zero* muscle definition and his thighs look like they're just hanging off the bone lol.
Go for a run, Phil, Jeezus.
His big ol' gut and twig-like legs
damn he was stuck on the weeble thing lol
His legs are skinnier than my arms.
He doesnt look healthy at all.
An all Gin and Quiznos diet will do that to a man, plus constantly losing supposedly lowers testosterone so im sure his 90% lose rate doesnt do him any favors.
Health coin will definitely save my business fr fr.
I don’t even know what you are you talking about. . . Remember he said he was a bodybuilder in the early 2000s and you can still tell. Don’t ask him any of his PR though that’s stupid and cameras were rare back then so you will never see pictures.
no one thinks he looks healthy but him, dood aged like 30 years in 7
NO WAY he just said his fat is just "water weight"
Did he really expect to just magically be 10x better? You gotta actually practice and spend time in the lab, not rage-quitting and blocking half of the internet.
He is skinnier becuaee he has diabeetus
Hopefully he get a lance camper to fight the beetus.
It's almost like he doesn't realize when you are stuck in moves that chain together aka a combo that you cannot do anything 🤔.
Phil’s legs have the same diameter from the hip straight to the ankles lol
Noodles arms and legs piglet bod
He'll never understand he's just bad at the game.
"Im not fyatt guys you're thinking of my mo- wife khet *thumbs to door*"
This new joystick is obviously broken. You need to get a new new one DSP. 400 ain't enough!!
"PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M BEING OUTPLAYED."
Yes, Phil. You are. Terribly
Look at those legs! Philbert's gouted skinny-fat body is truly a work of art! 😂
Looks like there was nothing wrong with the joystick, it was all on Philburt. No surpise there lol.
[Someone makes fun of his body shape] "I'm not fat like OTHERS in lolcow culture" completely rent-free in his head
calling him a weeble is absolutely diabolical
Cue the "This shocks me!" clip.
the funny thing is that in his mind this shit was somewhat a success, no matter how bad this or any other stream goes, he'll always say it was "pretty good", he has such an ego he can't even bring himself to admit when his shit is even worse than usual 😂
DSP lying about a fan buying something AGAIN
Love the mini story arc with this "brief test" he did in his so-called podcast.
Loses 4 matches, wins 2. Whines she quit out and didn't play him more. Gets rematched, whines about getting rematched. (?!!) Loses 1 more, wins 2. Then leaves saying he beat her. That sounds like you lost to her 6-4 to me piggy.
Geez, not only does he have the arms but also the legs of an 80 yr old woman 😂
How is Phil over 40 and not know what a weeble wobble is, lol
lack of social interactions, he's been living with basically only himself for more than a decade
He definitely bought that joystick himself and looks like reality is smacking him harder in his weird face that he's the only problem and money can't fix that
Bro has those chicken legs like Dale has
His legs are completely atrophied..
The big tell for me is how his forearms and bicep/tricep are the same diameter.
Basically the same as a girl who is too skinny and her thighs have a gap because they and her calves are the same size.
His leg, man, wtf is that?! He’s built all kind of bad 😂😂😂
Phil -" I was blocking high"
Got hit with a sweep.
And he was wondering why...😂
"you tell me if she is outplaying me, I can't tell" If she's beating you, she's outplaying you.
When will he ever admit that its HIM. Hes not doing the right input and by mashing it , it doesnt change
I’m a go out on a limb here and say it’s Phil not the joystick
Omg there is not a Single Ounce of Muscle in his Chicken Bone legs!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit, noodle legs as well as noodle arms!
"I pressed jab/lightpunch"
Good for you Phil. Sadly the way SF6 works is that if a throw and a strike hit on the same frame*, the strike wins.
Which means, regardless of the button you pressed, you pressed it late.
*(in this case both the throw and M Bison's light punch have 5 frames of start up meaning they should connect on the same frame)
You dont have an office.
WTF is he wearing ?
Herculean Task
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Examples of Use
“The President informed the people that they had a Herculean task before them.”
“The building of the Great Pyramids of Egypt must have been a Herculean effort.”
“The Streamer set about the Herculean task of doing average things that other people do every day.”
The pre excuse of "It might be the board guys, you see?" Is so DSP, I get my cringe tank filled to the brim
I love how he does this to himself constantly. Blames other variables than himself for playing so poorly. Then when he removes the variable, and he still gets the same result, he just throws up his hands like a buffoon, fumbling to explain what happened since he can't blame the variable anymore. There is a constant here, Phil, and it's you.
a Weevil - is a bug. it´s a small chubby beetle, with a long snout.🤣🤣🤣
He’s gonna do his best to drink away the pain from that weeble comment.
The 19yr old at Home Depot running the Saturday kids wood shop puts this PUTZ to SHAME when we're talkin Entertainment 💪👊 100% FACTS😉✌️
lil bro beats his fightstick every time he plays NO WONDER BUTTONS START GETTING STUCK! But ofc blame them making a faulty stick.
Had to google what a weeble looked like. Quite accurate
So we have-
Joystick will fix it
New Controller will fix it
Capture Card will fix it
New settings will fix it
Eye drops will fix it
Raging less will fix it
Next up -
"Well guys someone will have to donate a new pc, you tell me who is gonna get it but I aint getting it"
Revolting angle. Jesus
Holy Grand Canyon batman! That man barely had any hair left!
IT WAS A WEEBLE WOBBLE JOKE BRUH WTF?!!?!?!
Him trashing this joystick when it has been absolutely pounded on by the his hoofs is insane. Id buy that joystick anyday