Bryzgalov Explains The Universe

If you're born with prodigious athleticism, it would make sense for you to be born without intellect. However, if the sport in which you are prodigious finds your brains consistently scrambled by vicious checks, you may begin to believe that you are in fact an intellectual. Such is the case of Flyers goalie Ilya Bryzgalov. Who proves the theory expounded above by attempting to explain the universe.

[@tophergrallison]

It;s not because his english is bad that his brains are scrambled, but because he's worried about the site size of the universe. It has nothing to do with language.
head banging does not equal bad language. Head banging equals worrying about universe.

[@AKAMrWobbels]

Bryzgalov is a beautiful man. Stop making fun of him.

[@A1CMargulis]

Dude, goalie's are weird, plain and simple. Patrick Roy used to have conversations with his goalpost.

[@ahinalu]

Bad English aside, I think what he's trying to say is that we're so fucking small and insignificant on this planet that arguing over land, politics, how we take care of each other and arguing over a goalie on the internet is pointless. So don't worry about all that bullshit and be happy.

[@yourmom-sy8fo]

Just Bryz being Bryz - and better with the original HBO footage. What's with the hateful commentary?.Make a so-so video with already existing audio and you may begin to believe that you are in fact an intellectual. (Prodigious athletes are prodigious!)

[@generalnd20]

@SARStogie
Making fun of? He's just funny, calm down little guy.

[@Jontenn]

Reading your comment on hockey players intelligence, I would like to introduce you to George Parros. Please, look him up, and respond.

[@hockeymass2386]

@urdeathisnear885 GOOD ONE DUDE

[@hockeymass2386]

Bryzgalov's fivehole is HUMANGOUS BEEG.

[@hocke4607]

He's a goalie so he never gets hit or checked. So that part about his brain being scrambled makes no sense. Also, dude's from Russia. Obviously, English isn't his first language.
It is funny though. "Why you heff to be mad?"

[@urdeathisnear885]

@hockeymass2386 not compared to your ma's

[@SARStogie]

Way to be classy and make fun of someone's foreign dialect. I didn't hear anything that would imply his brain is scrambled.

[@Fthehaters1]

I liked this and thought it was funny til I saw u were makin fun of him...DISLIKE.
Go Flyers!