The Sneakiest Thief in America

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @negarnourian9865
    @negarnourian9865 4 года назад +3348

    This guy answered every question honestly and truthfully 😂😂😂

    • @snizzz8687
      @snizzz8687 4 года назад +81

      Literally no reason to go to court they have all the answers in this video 😂

    • @2piece418
      @2piece418 4 года назад +27

      I love this video cuz of that LMFAOO

    • @antoniocoffee5800
      @antoniocoffee5800 4 года назад +8

      but it just seemed so scripted, he’s to much of a g to

    • @andrescervera2998
      @andrescervera2998 3 года назад

      Caleb gets more answers than judges themselves

    • @k1xnt
      @k1xnt 3 года назад +13

      @@antoniocoffee5800 nah, he's too gangster to front. he did the shit, fuck it. kinda respect him for it

  • @Ca7bon
    @Ca7bon 4 года назад +2867

    When this dude was fake dancing i started bobbing too lol

  • @heatalldayy
    @heatalldayy 4 года назад +1025

    That man was dragging those crispy air forces through the dirt to demonstrate the technique, the hero we need but don’t deserve.

  • @ewenwilson6568
    @ewenwilson6568 4 года назад +4829

    Cardi B such a frustrating hypocrite. She legit said she used to drug men and steal from them

    • @dillonr2610
      @dillonr2610 4 года назад +89

      Full send with this comment. 👍🏻

    • @donk1936
      @donk1936 4 года назад +204

      #cancelCardi

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 4 года назад +12

      @michael thomas lmao you dudes are some simps😂😂😂 getting mad at Cardi B?? You folk mad salty and I bet everyone on this thread white💀💀💀😂😂

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 4 года назад +6

      @michael thomas lmao you a straight up simp bro. I think there is more worse people than Cardi B😂😂 you probably think dudes should start some march for mens rights😂😂😂 foh

    • @aidanwhalen2545
      @aidanwhalen2545 4 года назад +261

      elchucofried hating on cardi b is literally the exact opposite of being a “simp” my guy, if anything you the simp for standing up for some random bitch you don’t even know in a comment section lmao😭

  • @Nathan-np2nx
    @Nathan-np2nx 4 года назад +725

    “it wasn’t a contract, it was just a piece of paper... that I put my name on”
    what a fantastic argument

    • @mattdieck7146
      @mattdieck7146 4 года назад +3

      Nathan Ruble might not have had consideration

    • @pupintheturdiii
      @pupintheturdiii 4 года назад +4

      Honestly it needs 3 signatures to actually be considered a contract.

    • @michaelwalker9575
      @michaelwalker9575 4 года назад +8

      PupinTheTurd III where do y’all come up with this? That’s not even remotely true. Do you know what a contract is?

    • @michaelwalker9575
      @michaelwalker9575 4 года назад +1

      Matt Dieck bro stop. Obviously the consideration is her offering her “skills” for money. You sound just as dumb as the stripper...

    • @bulgarian19
      @bulgarian19 4 года назад +3

      Well they had one those big guns.. like big guns.. you know?

  • @frazzledmango1096
    @frazzledmango1096 4 года назад +1900

    The content we don’t deserve but we receive.

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 4 года назад +884

    "Yeah it wasn't my money, but it was my money because it was in my pants, I wouldn't let nobody go in my pants." lmfao

  • @joeblack21
    @joeblack21 4 года назад +1893

    This dude is a legend

  • @SomeJustice19k
    @SomeJustice19k 4 года назад +1461

    Whoever is running the costume department deserves a raise. Top notch suits, Caleb. They fit perfectly.
    -Signed 1998

    • @jasonsylva193
      @jasonsylva193 4 года назад +8

      Like a glove. Tailor needs to be praised as well !

    • @canadianracingleague
      @canadianracingleague 4 года назад +15

      The Steve Harvey collection. 🔥🔥🔥

    • @SomeJustice19k
      @SomeJustice19k 4 года назад +3

      @@canadianracingleague 😂😂

  • @abg125
    @abg125 4 года назад +1228

    That man “spunt” his hard earned money gettin’ in...then threw a couple ones....then recouped what he lost, ya’ll give this man a break...smh

    • @ashleydixon557
      @ashleydixon557 4 года назад +8

      adam glover Lmdao exactly

    • @Jomskylark
      @Jomskylark 4 года назад +12

      How about just don't steal money lol. If you don't want to lose $200, don't go to an event that costs $200?

    • @rickyfrierson1367
      @rickyfrierson1367 4 года назад +35

      Hes just got amazing business ethic

    • @rickyfrierson1367
      @rickyfrierson1367 4 года назад +3

      @@Jomskylark its fr just money on the ground so hes ight hes just taking his share

    • @almostgreatnate7444
      @almostgreatnate7444 4 года назад +14

      Jomskylark the strippers only got 700 a piece. There was a lot more money that disappeared

  • @unwelcomemotivation
    @unwelcomemotivation 4 года назад +1160

    "It wasn't a contract, it was just a piece of paper with rules I put my name on" LOL wait, what's a contract???

    • @mattdieck7146
      @mattdieck7146 4 года назад +12

      Stevey Irwin nah, needs to have consideration to be a contract

    • @unwelcomemotivation
      @unwelcomemotivation 4 года назад +57

      @@mattdieck7146 Dude, don't out yourself as a dickhead trying to act smart on the internet, when you have no idea what you are talking about, it's just embarrassing for everyone. The consideration was her agreeing to exchange her presence/entertainment for money ($500 to be exact, as stated in the contract she SIGNED)...Consideration requires (i) a bargain regarding terms of an exchange (you know, her reading that her time is worth $500) (ii) a mutual exchange between the parties (i.e. they get her presence/entertainment and she get's money) (iii) the exchange must be something of value. (her time as a stripper is value to the club, the $500 is the value of money to her)

    • @dylankau6263
      @dylankau6263 4 года назад +1

      Doesn’t it need to be notarized?

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 4 года назад +16

      Dylan Kau false. All a contract is, is evidence of an agreement. Doesn’t matter how it looks

    • @6idangle
      @6idangle 3 года назад +3

      @@dylankau6263 only certain vital contracts need to be notarized or endorsed in the form
      Of a deed, like divorce stips, real estate closings, valid contacts can satisfy the statute of frauds without a notary, or be considered enforceable where parties just sign.
      Usually the contracts that must be notarized are written in laws, like if
      You don’t notarize your house deed it’s not valid for
      Example.

  • @cizag77
    @cizag77 4 года назад +300

    "modern day robin hood" lmao

  • @al53790
    @al53790 4 года назад +604

    Ain’t no tellin...Ain’t no tellin...Ain’t no tellin.. 😂

  • @user-lq3yj7gc5g
    @user-lq3yj7gc5g 4 года назад +164

    “Son you got ones in there, I got from the stripper bowl, use it wisely”

    • @slimeboy5626
      @slimeboy5626 4 года назад +8

      “Daddy why this got dollar bill got poop stains on it”

    • @BB-oz8oc
      @BB-oz8oc 3 года назад +3

      I'm dead and wish that my dad had done that

  • @kyleandersss5497
    @kyleandersss5497 4 года назад +117

    That reenactment of the guy taking the money is one of the funniest things I've seen at week! Keep up the good shit Barstool and Caleb!

  • @fredricjones3445
    @fredricjones3445 4 года назад +100

    “You sat back down?”
    “Yeah i sat back down.”
    “Then what are you thinking?”
    “I think i should take some mo money.”
    LMAOO

  • @kamoooosa
    @kamoooosa 4 года назад +2552

    "They had a whole gun, like one of them AKA's you know those big guns, like y'know like big guns that's like BIG." Well she's a stripper for a reason.

    • @heroinwithease
      @heroinwithease 4 года назад +120

      Not the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @efrenc2406
      @efrenc2406 4 года назад +150

      Definitely not the biggest aka in the shed .

    • @jonnathanb118
      @jonnathanb118 4 года назад +25

      its just a description.. im sure you have studdered and gone over your words before. Fuck on camera you probably wouldn't even be able to speak. Youd probably get starstruck with a camera in your face.. rofl..

    • @theraginggam3r679
      @theraginggam3r679 4 года назад +21

      She ain’t the roundest bowl in the bowl drawer

    • @kamoooosa
      @kamoooosa 4 года назад +65

      @@jonnathanb118 Yeah totally she's not just an airhead stripper it's just when the camera's out she loses 30 IQ points. Get real.

  • @jeffcherry444
    @jeffcherry444 4 года назад +396

    Moral of the story is that the stripper bowl is LIT.

  • @johnd8726
    @johnd8726 4 года назад +95

    Caleb’s ability to not break character is frankly amazing. That blank expression of fake sincerity cracks me up!

  • @nickk2299
    @nickk2299 4 года назад +194

    So this is what Frank Gore does during the off-season.

    • @mylesbankhead1384
      @mylesbankhead1384 4 года назад +2

      Nick Kinnear bruh 😂 he just signed with the Jets.. so hopefully he no longer has to resort to such extremes for income.

    • @aidanluke1140
      @aidanluke1140 4 года назад

      Bruh he's saving it for his 401k for when he retires at 65 in two years

    • @jaycash7001
      @jaycash7001 2 года назад

      😭😭😭😭😭 this is what he do after that ko he received

  • @chazdawg4340
    @chazdawg4340 4 года назад +41

    “Son, you got ones in there from the stripper bowl, use it wisely” 😭😭💀

  • @WestSide1207
    @WestSide1207 4 года назад +36

    This is legitimately one of the funniest vids I'v seen in a long while. When he was describing what his son would do with the stripper money I was dying.

  • @gregweston905
    @gregweston905 4 года назад +102

    That guy looks like a cross between Kevin Hart and Tracy Morgan

  • @timmyswaim208
    @timmyswaim208 4 года назад +63

    Ironic cardi b called him a bum for stealing when she use to steal from guys after drugging them. It’s crazy how people will take but, when they get there stuff taken it’s not okay.

  • @fce_1235
    @fce_1235 4 года назад +122

    These girls calling him a bum when they’re dancing for money 🤣

  • @tylernelson2955
    @tylernelson2955 4 года назад +473

    are we gonna act like this aint tracy morgan

    • @dillonr2610
      @dillonr2610 4 года назад +1

      Tyler Nelson We should all acknowledge its true.

    • @sweeterscience83
      @sweeterscience83 4 года назад +1

      Tyler Nelson when you right, you right

    • @monpekokero
      @monpekokero 3 года назад

      It looks nothing like tracy morgan, you gotta be white

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 4 года назад +31

    That suit kills me every damn time. hahaha

  • @Possum_J
    @Possum_J 4 года назад +456

    So the guy just stole $200.00 ? What happened to the other million dollars? They said they only got $700 a piece? How many strippers was there? I’m confused .

    • @jonathanmartin726
      @jonathanmartin726 4 года назад +146

      There had to be like 1,428.29 strippers by my calculations.

    • @modernyt854
      @modernyt854 4 года назад +72

      Bold of you to expect they could do the math right 😂

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 4 года назад +111

      Janitor cleaned house that night

    • @averageblackdude1380
      @averageblackdude1380 4 года назад +9

      Jake Hammaker Ight dat was clean you getting a like for that

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 4 года назад +5

      @@averageblackdude1380 aye that ain't a joke! Janitors find all the best shit haha

  • @nicolaslarcher678
    @nicolaslarcher678 4 года назад +21

    Girl : it was lit
    Dramatic music*
    Caleb : the stripper bowl was lit, but How lit?
    Girl : it was hella lit
    😂😂

  • @16TheGotohell
    @16TheGotohell 4 года назад +12

    The stock video of a baby getting rained on is the funniest shit I've seen all day.

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 4 года назад

      I woke up my roomates i was laughing so danm hard

  • @boydsheets1517
    @boydsheets1517 4 года назад +78

    That suit 😂

  • @allliii1213
    @allliii1213 4 года назад +53

    5:33 wtf is this shot 😂😂😂

    • @wesmaly
      @wesmaly 3 года назад

      he had to take a shit, but no toilet anywhere close by

  • @condimentman54
    @condimentman54 3 года назад +10

    his ice pose at the beginning @0:05 got me dead bruh

  • @christopherserfass5651
    @christopherserfass5651 4 года назад +15

    “They had you know one of those big guns”😂

  • @jasonsylva193
    @jasonsylva193 4 года назад +45

    Caleb + Wonton Don best Barstool has.

  • @MantissToboggan
    @MantissToboggan 3 года назад +3

    "I'm just being me" this dude funny as hell istg

  • @kkw843
    @kkw843 4 года назад +29

    Why even be mad? That man stole a grand total of 210 dollars, that ain't shit. 😂

  • @goatedchild6345
    @goatedchild6345 4 года назад +37

    School of finesse honours graduate 🎓 “ it wasn’t my money but it was” - squeezed cheeks

  • @BMWWolf
    @BMWWolf 4 года назад +7

    Caleb's journalism is top notch. I bet his parents are proud.

  • @romiedahomie7364
    @romiedahomie7364 2 года назад +1

    “You know those like big guns, like those big guns, that’s like big”

  • @Piesfan35
    @Piesfan35 4 года назад +3

    Anything Caleb touches turns to gold. Love your work

  • @zachparn4064
    @zachparn4064 4 года назад +10

    This is my favorite documentary

  • @hennycowcow9475
    @hennycowcow9475 4 года назад +13

    Who else died when he said it was about $200

  • @Josh-di3zo
    @Josh-di3zo 4 года назад +53

    Broward we done did it again 😂😂😂

  • @coltmealer
    @coltmealer 4 года назад +39

    Kinda ironic Cardis angry when she was drugging clients and robbing them back in the day

  • @albertocastillogutierrez3839
    @albertocastillogutierrez3839 3 года назад +5

    You can tell Caleb knows he's getting great content when that smirk starts showing.

  • @Wilburbruh
    @Wilburbruh 4 года назад +38

    God damn, get this man a contract. He's funny as hell. Gary the man!

  • @chaseorum425
    @chaseorum425 4 года назад +7

    This may be my favorite video by Caleb. It was hilarious

  • @Saysar123
    @Saysar123 4 года назад +108

    HE WALKED OUT WITH MORE MONEY THAN THE STRIPPERS

  • @BB-oz8oc
    @BB-oz8oc 3 года назад +1

    The way he describes the hustle is so great

  • @nobodytooyou9225
    @nobodytooyou9225 4 года назад +5

    When he started tapping his veins and said “that’s in my bloodline” I died 🤣

  • @CollinGill7
    @CollinGill7 Год назад +1

    mans should be an actor, that reenactment was so detailed and convincing i felt like i was at the stripper bowl witnessing the heist firsthand

  • @zachbrown4550
    @zachbrown4550 4 года назад +54

    Shoutout to Caleb for Great Journalism. PAY THE STRIPPERS

  • @gabriellobo-berg9322
    @gabriellobo-berg9322 2 года назад +1

    this dude like a real life boondocks character

  • @jiggym8089
    @jiggym8089 4 года назад +74

    This man ain’t done nothing wrong.
    Salute 💯

    • @XoXoG
      @XoXoG 2 года назад +1

      If strippers and other sex workers stop working there’s gonna be a lot of angry frustrated men. Stop stealing from these women. If someone steals from your job it would be a problem.

  • @GettingHyphy
    @GettingHyphy Год назад +1

    "Gary kept a keen eye" "i was just lookin down and saw a whole lotta money"

  • @babyvalentine3684
    @babyvalentine3684 4 года назад +18

    *10 years from now* "Son you got some 1's in there from the stripper bowl that i am passing on to you. it was our families greatest treasure... use them wisely for new clothes and shoes"

  • @general5886
    @general5886 2 года назад +4

    homie straight dry snitched on his damn self😭

  • @robbholmes9215
    @robbholmes9215 4 года назад +3

    When he re enacted the "walkin like a bitch" 😂🤣💀☠

  • @isaacvandenberg7172
    @isaacvandenberg7172 4 года назад

    This is the kind of journalism that America needs more of.

  • @AnglerGangAR
    @AnglerGangAR 4 года назад +27

    Cross between boosie and blac youngsta

    • @fnotlive5322
      @fnotlive5322 4 года назад +3

      Ricky Day boosie and tracy morgan

  • @samthesr20man
    @samthesr20man 4 года назад +13

    deserves a nobel prize, only man to ever walk back out with mo money in his pocket than before

  • @SpaceHippo420
    @SpaceHippo420 2 года назад +3

    “It wasn’t a contract, it was just a piece of paper with rules that I signed my name on.” WHAT!?!?!

  • @beyondkujo
    @beyondkujo 2 года назад

    "I was just bein me" lmfaoo gotta respect it

  • @gonzothecat5901
    @gonzothecat5901 4 года назад +4

    Imagine asking ur dad for money and he says u got ones that I stole from the stripper bowl in ur piggy bank. Use it wisely

  • @Connor12k
    @Connor12k 2 года назад +1

    Lmaoooo,
    ain’t no tellin
    ain’t no tellin?
    ain’t no tellin
    ain’t no tellin
    AIN’T NO TELLIN😂

  • @Daily2709
    @Daily2709 4 года назад +16

    Tough times for Frank Gore

  • @zkapp
    @zkapp 4 года назад +1

    I hate how good this is lmfao

  • @johnathanminzinga737
    @johnathanminzinga737 4 года назад +7

    This is what we deserve during these rough times.

  • @drewwalters6507
    @drewwalters6507 4 года назад +16

    Thank you for such an uplifting story during these scary times, much love.

  • @savagedpepe
    @savagedpepe 4 года назад +14

    They really mad over $200 lmao strippers make way more than that a day

  • @drewlee2021
    @drewlee2021 2 года назад +1

    “You got ones in there I got from the stripper bowl, use it wisely”😂😂lmfao

  • @mastermovesmakermartin
    @mastermovesmakermartin 3 года назад +8

    The dude is a better actor than Caleb😂😂😂

  • @cameronboden
    @cameronboden 3 года назад +2

    “It’s in your DNA.”

  • @WHATdaFUNK123
    @WHATdaFUNK123 4 года назад +14

    This is the funniest shit I’ve ever watched

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 4 года назад +1

    7:15 the kid on the roomba killed me hahahahhahaha

  • @tacothetown9947
    @tacothetown9947 4 года назад +5

    ‘Ain’t no tellin’

  • @ChooseFreshAtSubway
    @ChooseFreshAtSubway 4 года назад +2

    Caleb never misses. Always electric content

  • @ausinasmith96
    @ausinasmith96 3 года назад +3

    Just now seeing this
    What an absolute legend I woulda be right there with him scrapping up them ones

  • @hellamoney4712
    @hellamoney4712 2 года назад

    When he described how he walked out I lost it.

  • @brianjschumer
    @brianjschumer 4 года назад +5

    "I got two son's", son!

  • @moonbull3137
    @moonbull3137 4 года назад +1

    Caleb is so on point I didnt even notice his enormous blazer 😂😂

  • @bparisien1ify
    @bparisien1ify 4 года назад +12

    This video was absolutely amazing!😂😂😂

  • @nolanburchett7972
    @nolanburchett7972 4 года назад +1

    5:32
    That shot was *HARD* dawg. Bouta drop the dopest album of 2020

  • @mcbrowniealoha
    @mcbrowniealoha 4 года назад +4

    Best interview i’ve ever seen

  • @danielhedberg4896
    @danielhedberg4896 4 года назад +1

    An ELITE story teller

  • @julianmayorga8389
    @julianmayorga8389 3 года назад +4

    This is the funniest shit ever🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FreePickCapper
    @FreePickCapper 4 года назад

    This is the best journalism in America today.

  • @donnyk1609
    @donnyk1609 4 года назад +10

    I’m just being me.. a thief lol

    • @FwJT_
      @FwJT_ 4 года назад +4

      Your pfp is literally a sc photo with a caption... stfu simp.

    • @Will-kl5ri
      @Will-kl5ri 4 года назад +4

      Gotta change that pic big guy

  • @evanhubbs8204
    @evanhubbs8204 4 года назад

    why do i like this guy lmao

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 4 года назад +3

    Its not a contract, its just a piece of paper with rules that we signed

  • @thomas132
    @thomas132 3 года назад +1

    It’s 2021 and this still hilarious

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 3 года назад +3

    “You stealin from girls that got kids” 🤦‍♂️

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 3 года назад +1

    The stealing reenactment, grade A lmao 🤣

  • @bl8976
    @bl8976 4 года назад +11

    "It wasn't even considered a contract. It just listed the rules that you had to follow. It was just a piece of paper.... that I put my name on." Sweetie, that is the definition of a contract.

  • @lisafoadstock1452
    @lisafoadstock1452 11 месяцев назад

    "yeah just squeezing my ass cheeks like that, like i was on the phone you know?"
    CALEB: WITH EXPERT TACTICS GARY WAS ABLE TO FLEE SUCCESSFULLY
    lmaoooooooooooooo

  • @Roger-tv7sf
    @Roger-tv7sf 4 года назад +5

    This dude is a legend I would’ve done the same bruh

  • @quinnvandeusen6653
    @quinnvandeusen6653 4 года назад +1

    the baby part had me dead

  • @Bully____Maguire
    @Bully____Maguire 3 года назад +4

    “I don’t care I got 2 sons” Well he also has one and doesn’t care either lol if 200$ gone make you mad like this maybe change jobs or club idk

  • @treywilliams5400
    @treywilliams5400 4 года назад +1

    Caleb is the best journalist in the business. Who else could get a big time thief to talk about the jobs they pull off?.....nobody!!!