you ain't ever seen a walking bass
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Original video: • Music Gallery - John ...
Performed by: John Clayton
Transcribed by: BA
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fiddle with a thyroid problem is my new favourite double bass insult
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do you have any connection to jacob collier?
@@leotritt9809 read the description
@@bruhspenning oh yeah thanks
I don't have a thyroid and I play the double bass 😂. Ironic, ain't it.
When even the bass player talks during the bass solo.
Hahahahhahahahaha
As a bass player, I resonate this remark.
So sad
I actually laughed out loud at this
😅
The funny part is that in Spanish the pun about "plucking that bass" is even more explicit. It translates to "tocarte el bajo" which ALSO means "touching your nether parts"
As a pro bass player and educator, it means the same to me too!
What nether parts? Ancient debris?
No your tender loins
negative; say, how do you think blaze rods are earned
@@bedbug6177 found the guy that plays Minecraft
Love some jazz with a story arc 😂
in truth, aren't all musical pieces a story? for example:
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large, and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores-
@@GeorgeCollier what.
@@GeorgeCollier Great example
Or a story pizz., even!
@@GeorgeCollier Uvulas are underappreciated. It's nice to see them mentioned, even if not by name, in such an exemplary literary work of art as this.
Why is his voice so damn warm and charming 😭😭😭
RIGHT? chinese speakers will know 有磁性
@@GeorgeCollier Taiwanese here, Chinese as first language, not knowing fully what that phrase's supposed to mean (well "magnetic voice" doesn't make that much sense to me) 😅
@@GeorgeCollier I’m Chinese but my Chinese is ass so…yea.I had no clue what you said.
@@henrychess3 it's like a charming/deep voice but there's no direct translation, i learned it because someone told me mine sounded like that while i was studying in HK haha
@@GeorgeCollier George Collier has a charming and deep voice confirmed.
"I was seein double... bass that is" is one of the best lines I've heard
The completion of the pun was like the resolution of a leading tone LOL
i love the drunk sheet music :D
That’s basically just jazz font
Aiye Auhgwre3e
This is one of those performances that fills you with happiness every time you hear it
The fact he doesn't miss a beat and keeps that smooth dulcet tone the whole way is equally impressive as it is terrifying
I love bass
Bassed
Sameness
The wavy transcript at 2:42 😂
Crazy good! And btw the guy at the very end is the great dutch pianist Pim Jacobs, you can see him play with Wes Montgomery on one of the greatest jazz video on RUclips
What's the name of the video?
@@tonsolerigarcia Type Wes Montgomery VPRO Studio, Hilversum, it should be the first result
"If you're having some domestic troubles, go out and buy you a bass" this man has it right!
I put this song on in the middle of a chess game and my opponent inmediately resigned, smart choice
He looks like the kind of guy that would close a pool
Due to aids?
Good one.
The lyrics are amazing
What an enchanting voice this man has, in addition to the great bass chops. I feel like I have been hearing this voice somewhere for years, but I don't know where.
everyone is freaking out about the 'seeing double' joke, but "Quit leaning on me, you fiddle with a thyroid problem!" is the best one by far
this gives off the same energy as “I can’t believe a shrimp fried this rice”
Which reminds me, I need to binge watch Frasier sometime.
the dude playing in the vid just invited me to his jazz camp thats insane 😂😂😂
I want this man to narrate my life
I dig the upright bass. I always listen carefully to it when I hear jazz. I play viola.
Man if I had the money and the space I would buy a double bass in a heartbeat
This song was played to us in class as an introduction to bass lines. I said, “Wow! A song using a walking bass line that talks about a walking bass!”
im addicted to this video
Alright, that "Walked into a bar" joke actually made me laugh out loud 🤣
spends all the rent money and insults her then blames his wife for the domestic problems 😭
"Get out of my face, I dont need you, I already got my bass"
This must be Super Hot Fires dad because those are bars
What an amazing piece
this' what happens when bass players start talking. PERFECT.
Thank drunken part was so good.
*BARS*
I randomly stumbled across this video tripping on shrooms.
So goddamn funny.
What a nice voice he has
Yo this is smooth as silk wowwww
“I got shooketh”
Legend has it that he's still walking with his bass xD
Video of this year
He's all, "what? Walking? Why you got to go there? I mean I don't know what you called it walking, I myself was walking but this baseline is moving in the way that walking does and I suppose you can say that. But I mean I'm just moving one leg in front of the other and then on the base just slowly but not too slowly but surely moving, progressing to a place as walking could I suppose. But nah, I'm no Walker just the dude out for a walk."
Talking bass
I didn't know Keygan played bass ^^
What a charismatic bass…
Let's go walkin'
he is the smoothest man i have ever seen lol
Hahaha love the drunk section
That indeed vas John Clayton!
Bass Dude's voice is agreeable.
This is easily one of the most intriguing stories I’ve ever heard.
I thoroughly enjoyed that!
Why is Barack Cosby playing this bass so smooth, though?
Lmaooo
as a dutch learner for 1.5 years, and I can actually understand the captions, kinda proud ngl
Clever and very entertaining.
Everybody: Perks up when the bassist starts telling a story
Me: Perks up again when I notice the captions are in Dutch
Got to meet and do a masterclass with John Clayton about a year ago, genuinely one of the nicest and funniest jazz guys I've met:)
Ain't got nuffin on the rubber band man
I have watched this so many times. I love it. I love your videos! They are so niche hahah
snazzy jazz
He really said 🎻🚶♂️
this is great
Jay Z has 99 Problems
but the Bassist juat One
Walking bass lore
i love the trumpet parts
dutch subtitles, dutch tv....GEKOLONISEERD
this guy is so smooth
What's with all these absolute masterpiece pieces of music ripped from old Dutch TV that appear on YT lately? :D
Crazy
Awesome
Yoooooo it’s the jazz lore
Why does it look like his fingers are dancing?
Great tune. Thank you
FAB! And that right hand of his...!? It looks like a spider 😀
u got that in numbers sir?
I read that as bass 🐟 before I saw the thumbnail lmao
If the bass start walking th
Someone should animate this
Soo cool ❤❤❤❤
...so I took his advice and went down to a place,
that had trombones, baritones and a cute little bass.
The owner handed it to me gently with a smirk on his face,
and then he gave it a slap. He slapped that bass.
As I walked out of the store and closed the gate,
I heard a cry from the counter; CHECKMATE!
Let's go walking...
Slap like now!
So this dude bet all his money lost it all went for a drink and left his lady.
BUT DAMN IT THAT BASS FUNKY
Get that walk! Love it!
Fantastic, lovely!
The Morgan Freeman of Jazz....
barack obama+ sergio medina
I cringed at the "drinking bass", like "the wood!!!!"
Man's had bars 🔥🔥
Love it...
This is pretty good.❤
IS THIS ON SPOTIFY ANYWHERE!?
People who can calmly/coherently talk while playing frighten me
its ez if your instrument is your life's work
@@jsswift87 you say that to any wind musician.
Especially if they play trumpet
@@millacabral9475 "mmph mph m mmphh!"
@@quirrelllwiththreels toot toot
New favorite music genre: comedic jazz with a story and slight hints of schizophrenia.
The Jazz Discharge comes to mind
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Anna Ross, Twisted
In that case, you might want to try ‘It’s Impossible To Sing and Play The Bass’ by Jay Leonhardt… and also ‘Failing’ by Tom Johnson
and a hint of misogyny just for fun
The bassist is John Clayton! He also arranged Whitney Houston’s famous national anthem arrangement. Great guy.
That's John Clayton?!
@@itamarbar9580 That WAS John Clayton! They said it at the end. 🤣
He also got stiffed on the Royalty money from that National Anthem Arrangement.
@@itamarbar9580 Maybe ....
Killer bassist too.
I would literally listen to everyone’s story if it was in jazz format 😌
one thing about me, but jazz
And as they're telling their story you say "yeah I dig that"
'Mein Kampf' in a walkin' bass stylee...oh, yeah...
@@robertcook2572
I fought and killed for Kaiser Will
Boy those allies sure gave us some bum deal
I didn't fight just to lose
But you sure can't win with those J-
🎺 Beedoobeedoobee-doodoo badabadadadada badada 🎵
And we just kept goose-stepping...
@@robertcook2572😮😮
man's rapping with proper punctuation marks
it’s just talking
with rythm
Lol, good one.
spoken word moment
@@ninjireal quality comment
@Ninji well wdyk that's rap too.
I got to play this with him while in college. He's such a cool and nice guy.
as you do lmao
huh i've never seen a bass go to college.
@@drakegoodrich6954 how do you think a bass gets his music degree?????
@@tuo.dobginski cuz everything is to bassic to him
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITTTT NO EAY HLK FUCKUBG GOD THIS VYD THE GWDT JOKE EVER
The drunken notation at 2:42 is just *perfect*
i laughed lmao
Made me think of Kid Koala's 'Drunk Trumpet.'
That was perfect lol
I'm so drunk I can barely see 🥴🤣🙃
jazz font irl
I feel like jazz is unquestionably the music genre that pairs best with spoken word. You can tell the most aimless bullshit story ever over a walking bassline and a nice groove and it'll sound so smooth and interesting.
Yeah I was thinking to myself "Oh my gosh this is a country song in disguise" xD
@@WasatchWind 😆lol i never thought of it like that
Mitch Hedberg's "Strategic Grill Locations" CD it *right* up your alley =D
@@WasatchWind hey, country, jazz, and blues all come from the same roots.
Yeah that's right up there with when they want something incredibly stupid to sound intelligent like a Golden Talking Robot they give it an English Accent. I mean what if C3P0 had a Mexican Accent? Haan Soloooo! Orale! Wassappening?
This is not even the weirdest domestic/drunk/cheating story with an acoustic bass I've heard to date.
Please elaborate
we are eager to hear more
I can tell you’ve been around then
@@circlesquare4963 I'm glad you could tell that, since that was the point of me telling you.
I feel ya. I tell ya, if I had a nickel...
I feel way underdressed for this piece. Feel like I need a zoot suit, a glass of whiskey, and a cigar to properly enjoy it.
You don't need all of that stuff. Just grab your bass and go walking. Instructions were very clear!
@@gustafsone lol. True
Nah, you need two of every item. One for you, one for the bass
As a bassist, I just purchased a tuxedo for my bass.
No singles policy you better bring a bass.
I love how this dude narrates easily over a bass a talks with a contrabass
He has a normal baritone voice. Are all of your friends and family countertenors and sopranos or something?
@@pleasegoawaydude yes only soprillos and mezzo-altos
Double bass.
@@pleasegoawaydude No, I'm a bass, I noticed the Baritone timbre and made a pun by bringing it down a voice
John Clayton came to my college when I was in jazz band (last year), and we played some sets by him and with him, and let me tell you, that man is a joy to be around.
That is a previous experience and memory to treasure, for sure.
wow, which college?
@@vilebeggar622 it was at Butler
What a pleasure!
When I went with my high school jazz band to the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival in 10th grade (~2011), some of us went to a clinic with Victor Wooten putting on a master class, and no fucking joke, out of nowhere, unplanned, John Clayton walked on stage with his bass and started jamming along. Was like seeing the face of God