I'll explain: Bruno, being the mom of the group, takes them all shopping. Giorno spots a coat he really likes, although the color blends in with his skin. At the end of the day, it turns out that it was Giorno's birthday and they threw a surprise party. They danced to the music, and Giorno fell asleep.
"Hey Luigi, look at this cat dancing!" "Mario, that cat is not actually a cat!" "Then what is it?" "..." “And its not even dancing!” “Then what is it doing?” “…”
“Hey Luigi, check out this funny Italian Capo doing a dance!” “Mario, that Italian Capo is not dancing.” “Then what is it doing?…” “….” “It’s- [TIMESKIP SFX]” *_”MAAAAAAAA-“_* _*flatlines_
@@ukiki65 his hair and he takes care of his crew members like a mom would Like he dosent want them to fight with each other, makes sure they are not hungry and so on
Remember that bruno said that he can put anything in giornos mouth bc there was a zip in it? And this animation is…. Dont, dont tell me he put SOMETHING in, bet it was just cat food, ye
If you think about it, Stickyfingers is realistically a strong stand in terms of sex potential. He's probably at least like a strong B to light A tier because he can basically eliminate flexibility as an obstacle.
@@crimson_scourge Spice Girl as previously said, Death 13, Hierophant Green for the BDSM or tentacle inclined. There's probably a lot of stands like that that would be an S tier for a particular fetish
@@thatdiavologuy3568 Aside from the meme, I figured a while ago The World and by extension Star Platinum would be pretty low tier stands. Time stop for just a few seconds really isn't all that impressive or useful even if you have a time stop fetish. It's worth noting that Star Platinum has a slightly higher ranking due to the utility of Star Finger, but probably not enough to place it a full tier higher than The World. D tier only because they aren't outright harmful.
@@OceanOasis154 Ahem, first of all... Italy's age of consent is 14 which should be common knowledge if you know that Giorno is 15, and Second of all it's just a comment you're not gonna die bruh! The world isn't gonna end!!!
@@OceanOasis154 Giorno is a fictional character where real life laws do not apply to him. Do us all a favor and care for actual, real life breathing children who are CSA survivors and stop future RL children from becoming apart of that. :)
@@JK27199 Could’ve put that time and effort into helping actual children but nah… The fictional one, who’s in the fictional mafia that tortures people, is way more important.
Кино
Giorno at the end was just in awe at how Bruno beat him in their fight.
Nothing else
Which fight? Stand or.....?
@@milk9817 Giorno is 15, so we better fucking hope it was just a stand fight
@@theboi261 😰😰😰
@@theboi261 ye fucking hope
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Jolyne: What's wrong Pucci? Why do you want to reset the world?
Pucci:
Agreed with pucci 🙏 please wtf is this
Fr what even is this
@@ezraelladahlia1067 giorno seriously OUT OF EVERYONE GIORNO?
@@johnny_joestar_toenail2548 Fr why did he even need to take his shirt off
Fr
I'll explain:
Bruno, being the mom of the group, takes them all shopping. Giorno spots a coat he really likes, although the color blends in with his skin. At the end of the day, it turns out that it was Giorno's birthday and they threw a surprise party. They danced to the music, and Giorno fell asleep.
I didnt think it was even possible to turn this into something this wholesome but this is now my headcanon
I praise you for helping me cope with this *thing * I just watched
Family friendly..
Yes, Bruno is blushing at the end, simply because Giorno's sleeping face is really cute.
the good ending
fun fact: Diavolo has canonically died this way!
💀
I wouldnt mind
*"STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"*
By-….??? Im not gonna….
wait...what? 💀
I used to joke about certain things making me feel non-existing emotions, but this time it's more genuine than ever.
Yes
*same*
This makes me feel dorcelessness and kyne.
I feel disgusted. Thats all i feel
n
He's not dancing, he's trying to crush Giorno's chest with his foot.
Eww nevermind at least it's not disgusting as a cat fucking a human
@friends with benefits what it's that on the muto jaw
@friends with benefits I don't know what it is
@friends with benefits k
*STICKY FOOD*
This took the meaning of when people say “jojo is gay” to an alternate universe
Jojo do be gay tho
That's a jojo reference
The Buccellati zone is something that I needed in my life
This is one of the universe Valentine doesn't want to talk about
Valentine: Can you travel through time?
D4C: hell yeah.
@@maven9323 Funny Valentine: can you travel my mind’s time so I haven’t seen this reality?
D4C: WTF did you say?
This is the universe where everything is『Based』
Weird, I thought he would find sooo much in common with this Bruno. Allegedly.
"Hey Luigi, look at this cat dancing!"
"Mario, that cat is not actually a cat!"
"Then what is it?"
"..."
“And its not even dancing!”
“Then what is it doing?”
“…”
"and it is not actually dancing..."
ITS BRUNO BUCCIARATI
“Hey Luigi, check out this funny Italian Capo doing a dance!”
“Mario, that Italian Capo is not dancing.”
“Then what is it doing?…”
“….”
“It’s- [TIMESKIP SFX]”
*_”MAAAAAAAA-“_* _*flatlines_
IM SICK OF THESE UNFUNNY MARIO AND LUIGI TTS MEMES
It is Bucciaratti
Well this has been a *GOLDEN EXPERIENCE*
Bro.. The curse joke 💀💀
No
@@Mimiiseru I love your profile pic!
I've actually never encountered a video that has genuinely left me speechless. i have absolutely nothing to say
I’m legit speechless from this
Same
Same :|
yeah no me to now there is gonna be bruno on ya know, bad stuff, i am dissapointed
Same
kakyoin is confused asf
“Besides my ability to tell when someone's lying, whatever the object, I can put it in your mouth. There's nothing you can do against it.”
Bruno was never seen again
@@anzu--------2856 What the actual fuck
@@anzu--------2856 no
Phew, God bless the bot's comment has been removed
*bruno never uses the ability again*
Understandable
Bruno after all is hottest mom in JoJo
Why people call him "mom" he is not a dude? Sorry, i dont watch Jojo's
@@ukiki65 his hair and he takes care of his crew members like a mom would
Like he dosent want them to fight with each other, makes sure they are not hungry and so on
@@King_Of_Lolis nah he’s just a good jojo
@@King_Of_Lolis he acts like the JoJo tbh
@@elasticplasticok well
He IS the main character of vento aureo after all
Bruno he's a minor, HE'S A MINOR
He's just pushing these animations out and it's only been a week!
Don't mess with Benedique!
TRUE!!
this has literally changed my whole opinion of JoJo to a whole nother' level
Coming from your mind.
@@ghostbeowulf "coming"?
@@ghostbeowulf aaaahh your golden wind
@@cleonclarkbautista4617 ita torture dance
@@cleonclarkbautista4617 bruh
after seeing this, pucci’s plan to restart the universe doesn’t seem that bad….
Why is he drawn so good oh lord-
Giorno is so impressed by Bruno's dancing at the end!
The Good Ending
@Exotic lol waht
@Exotic lol r/wooooooosh
Remember that bruno said that he can put anything in giornos mouth bc there was a zip in it? And this animation is…. Dont, dont tell me he put SOMETHING in, bet it was just cat food, ye
@@kaeyasimp3918 how is that a r/woosh?
I’m not lying, I swear!
He's not lying, he swears
@@anzu--------2856 no
@@anzu--------2856 you Will get ban....
@@anzu--------2856 shut up
ima a tax paya
"Mom look at these two Italian men"
Sticky fingers has a completely new meaning now
this is just perfect, the fact you’ve been able to make something cursed into something so…magnificent…
its even more cursed now if you ask me
Blursed at best.
Vanilla at best
@@theheadpriest yeah, giorno is only 15 and Bruno is 20
@@PotatoSans Its also cursed because Bruno is seen as a very respectable man, and this is just... not in his personality y'know?
the true question here is : "what did he do to Giorno to make him like this in only 30sec ? "
Sticky finger)
@@notstas. BRO HES 15
@@microwave8931 dats kl but uhhh... when did I ask?
@@itskn8wn078 When did anybody say they cared if anybody asked
@@bigpoggers6507 umm let’s see *looks at paper* memes and uhhhhh I can’t see I forgot to bring my glasses
I’m pretty sure we know what giorno’s dream was now.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know this guy from some place!
TU AQUI.
@@jaypoww eu memo
@@Nicknir Foi inesperado um animador que assisto desde 2018 me responder
@@jaypoww eu respondo sempre que da os inscritos e a galera que me acompanha!
@@Nicknir Que bom man
I'm so ashamed yet proud of this fandom
_thank god its just the dancing thank GOD ITS JUST THE DANCING_
@@eggmangaming8653 _oh no you're right_
_oh god_
Welcome to hell where everything is a lie
You know buccirati (sorry if i said it wrong) is a male right???
Wait the just the dancing is bad tho
Bucciarati used to think drugs was the worst thing to ever exist, until he saw this
Seeing the Bruno animation: :^)
Realizing what was implied and with who: :^(
This is a whole new meaning on finding out if they’re lying or not.
@@anzu--------2856 Wat da hall
@VideoGamePlayer ik
Vocal percussion on a whole nother level coming from my mind
This brings an unimaginable sense of dread and fear to me. One i hadn't felt since the "incident".
What « incident » ?
🗿
Look man i'm sorry, its not my fault that the breaks weren't working
@@cactocrotone2645 those parents can live without their children…
Same
this is one of those times where im so shocked that my mouth is open the entire time
I really hope bruno didnt taste any other liquid than sweat
wow giorno really was sleepy when he was riding the train
If you think about it, Stickyfingers is realistically a strong stand in terms of sex potential. He's probably at least like a strong B to light A tier because he can basically eliminate flexibility as an obstacle.
What would be an S?
@@crimson_scourge Judgment, Spice Girl, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Cream Starter
@@crimson_scourge Spice Girl as previously said, Death 13, Hierophant Green for the BDSM or tentacle inclined. There's probably a lot of stands like that that would be an S tier for a particular fetish
@@faceless2302 Time stop is the ultimate power bottom power
@@thatdiavologuy3568 Aside from the meme, I figured a while ago The World and by extension Star Platinum would be pretty low tier stands. Time stop for just a few seconds really isn't all that impressive or useful even if you have a time stop fetish. It's worth noting that Star Platinum has a slightly higher ranking due to the utility of Star Finger, but probably not enough to place it a full tier higher than The World. D tier only because they aren't outright harmful.
I've watched this more times that I would like to admit
Me: oh Bruno is just dancing
"See's Giorno"
Me: puaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why, why are we still here, just to suffer?
Your icon is cursed💀
@@mieu3582 nah, that’s my face
Your pfp is killing me man 🚬
Everynight i can feel my STICKY FINFER
I feel the same after this viddo
Bruno didn't satisfied with just adopting child that he started to make one
@left nut things are getting sussy here
@left nut yea the blonde one must’ve Been his favourite.
@@cyh..7 HOW ARE YOU HERE?! WHAT RABBIT HOLE DID YOU GO DOWN?
Can Giorno make one from Bruno's...sweat or something?
bruno bucciarati is having twins
My pfp and username is perfect for this
I don’t like the fact that this song actually fits with Bruno…
Bruno looks like ankha
Я ещё никогда,не видел Джорно,таким довольным.
Мне кажется, или у автора появилось ещё больше свободного времени и мотивации на создание подобного рода шедевров?
yes
Скинь фулл
What the fu-
Idk bro
This is not a fucking masterpiece
“We need a full version” - 👴🏿
In an alternate universe Giorno loses to Bruno in the train fight damn I wonder how the story went on! Giorno looked really beat up after that!
Giorno: Please Bruno, stop. I'm totally dissatisfied.
Bruno: The taste of a LIAR!!!
Holy shiy
now where did he get that taste, I wonder 🤔
@@gensokyoresident1439 sweat. Matpat did a whole video on how sweat does actually tell if someone is lying.
@@gensokyoresident1439 coc
@@epicboxx3838 And fun fact, he said the only type of sweat to actually taste like a liar is around the crotch region....so yeh let that sink in....
Bruno: 20 years old
Giorno: 15 years old
FBI is watching you
Officer please I swore he was 18!
It's fine because they're in Italy
@@thefirstone4864 I'm italian and that's not how it works here-
technically legal though dubiously moral
I feel like it. Doesn't really matter the way it does irl on account of. Fiction lmao
what the fuck.. giorno is 15 and bucciarati a whole 20 yo 💀
Giorno in the last bit is a mood
I’m shaking and crying rn Bruno would -never do this- totally do this
Abacchio: oh.. Sure..
as a bruno simp I don’t even know if I should be complaining
i am definitely not omg ur profile picture is swag
Bruno u mean the donut 🍩
@@roastedorangejuice7089 bruh u foul for that
@@roastedorangejuice7089 oh wow thats so fucking funny im laughing so fucking hard im pissing my pants rn and maybe even shitting
I sure as hell will it’s gross. Giorno’s 15 and Bruno is 20.
I actually believe that Benedique is Zone's alternate account
dunno why someone sended me this but it haunts me till this day
Giorno Giovanna, just made his dream come true...
Not the dream of killing the boss and all that stuff-
The other one.
Giorno, is this the part where Pucci resets the universe?
@✨Addie✨ Y E S
I have went threw all the stages of grief watching this
Bruno really gave Giorno a golden experience.
So... Ummm... Someone wants ice cubes?
Bruno: hey bro I just wanna taste your sweat bc you're kinda sus
Giorno: *T H I S I S F I N E*
I have never felt so conflicted. My smile faded at the end.
it should have been me instead of giorno
Bruno is giving all the viewers Sticky Fingers
Brilliant
@@kimjongunvevo Brilliant
I saw the thumbnail style and thought it wasn’t true
OOOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOODDD!!!
What a truly golden experience
This is the most jojo thing I've ever seen.
"Narancia, Bruno isn't dancing."
here you are, implying that giorno would be a top. congratu-fucking-lations
Nah, he is implying that Bucci is a power bottom. And he is going to jail 🚨
Ayo, I kinda want the full version
😳
👉👈
This is actually amazing, I literally just found this masterpiece of a channel
I thought u were a fking hair on my screen
fuck your pfp
I hate your pfp so much
Why did i try to brush you off my screen.
@@nieljacobpatawe9501 MUHHAHAHAHHA
this is genuinely incredible
Giorno is 15 Bruno is 20 wtf is wrong with you
@@Mimiiseru aw gonna cry???
Time traveler: moves rock
Jojo in the future:
I'll never recover from this...
This was the REAL golden experience for Giorno XDDD
You're gross
@@foo4136 wth it's just a joke
@@chifuyu183 A gross joke
Weirdo
@@chifuyu183 a joke is suppose to be funny 💀
Mista is shaking his fist in anger right now
Why
I shitting tears not even jojo is safe 😍
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. /hj
I'm very uncomfortable with the energy you've created in this video today..
G o o d
Bruno after this: Walk like an Egyptian
Bruno: sticky fingers!
Giorgio felt the golden experience,
The emotion I feel after this is a new one, I'm gonna call it: "Guhhh!"
WHY THE HELL IS THIS SO PERFECTLY TIMED i just changed my pfp to ankha zone bucciarati.. HAHAH
LMAOOOO
Че могу сказать, Наранча был прав.
I will be honest. This has made me reflect on what is correct and what is not, I am no longer sure of anything.
JAW DROPPED
Выпьем кваса, господа. У нашего товарища 100к! 🍺🍺
Желаю тебе больше творческого позитива, и твори дальше.
This is a nice comment
Beautiful
Da
Im glad youtube has a translate button now
vodka
I've thought about Bucciarati doing this and someone actually made it wow
Dude same here, I was going to draw it when I found this
@@PonikoShitposter Samee
@@PonikoShitposter yo wha-
@@doggodoodle4868 I don't know, my ideas suddenly come to my brain no matter how weird they are, so that happened
Same, just not with Giorno 😭
You're doing God's work
Why am I rewatching it???
giorno is 15 😭😭
wtf mannn
bruno he's only 15, my god
@Cris P. Bruno is 20
Поверить не могу, что ты тот самый чувак, который нарисовал такой офигенный клип по Беларуси 2020
I bet someone will say "there's another zipper unzipped,and it's not Bucciaratti"
A different kind of *Sticky fingers*
You have betrayed me
Aaand that’s enough internet for today
i don't think anyone understands how obsessed and in love with this i am
That's disgusting. You do realize that Giorno is 15, right? He's a minor. I suggest you go to church.
@@OceanOasis154 Italy’s age of consent is 14 and Giorno is 15 but yeah I think you better imagine that in a different way
@@OceanOasis154 Ahem, first of all... Italy's age of consent is 14 which should be common knowledge if you know that Giorno is 15, and Second of all it's just a comment you're not gonna die bruh! The world isn't gonna end!!!
@@OceanOasis154 Giorno is a fictional character where real life laws do not apply to him. Do us all a favor and care for actual, real life breathing children who are CSA survivors and stop future RL children from becoming apart of that. :)
@@JK27199 Could’ve put that time and effort into helping actual children but nah… The fictional one, who’s in the fictional mafia that tortures people, is way more important.
I will never recover from this
bruno does'nt need plastic when he's got zippers so he's still virbin
The ending means he has seen the original lmfao