I like the fake door on Degroot keep that reveals computer systems and other modern equipment behind it, hinting that mideval mode isn't as medieval as you think.
Those doors were on my list of possible doors to talk about. In the end I decided against putting them on the list because the interesting part was the computer equipment being there and not the door itself. If the list was top-20 they would probably take a spot.
Fallen Mango I’m more of a chair guy... Sadly there is no attention paid to chairs. So many great chairs have been missed in this video, it’s disappointing. And here he is standing there acting likes doors are more important. It’s like he’s saying one race is more important than the other. [Insert any comparison the Hitler from any fucking party you can imagen] Chair lovers have been suppressed for years now. I think anyone who loves doors over chairs should be killed for they’re opinion, because they have the wrong opinion. So anyways... sorry about that. What do you think about the one (not the other one) chair on DoubleCross?
This is honestly probably one of your best videos to date. Your editing and voice recordings have seriously improved, and the video is also well-researched. WAIT, THAT THING ON COALTOWN IS A GALLOWS? Jeez, how did I never notice that?
@@mnichow2146 Stalkers are enemies from HL2 Episode 1. They only attack you if you attack them. When attacked, they will fire laser beams at you. Not sure what it does in G-Mod.
Wow, you are extremely dedicated to the art of obscure TF2 trivia. I honestly don't know whether this is the greatest thing ever or if I should be scared of what you'll do next.
The gallows door has the hinges on the wrong side meaning if it were to be opened as fast as a normal trap door the person being hung would be launched backwards
HEY, ARE YOU TIRED OF REAL DOORS? Just cluttering up your house, where you open ’em, and they actually go somewhere? And you go in another room? Not our doors! Try to open em. It ain't gonna open. I guarentee it.
Fun Fact: according to the statistics only 5.5% of people who watched this video have seen the surprise at the ending. Everyone else just closes the video before then. Consider yourself as being part of a rare group of people if you watched the entire video.
@@iwannabeawitch You could actually climb ladders in Team Fortress Classic, does anyone know why did they remove that in TF2? TFC also had buttons, lifts and escalators
Those doors were in consideration for spots on this list but I decided against it. The doors aren't the focus of the interesting mvm things. They're background props for them. The way I see it: if a door is interesting because of things behind it the door was never the interesting thing.
Wow.. just wow... this is a review of FAKE DOORS, not DOORS. I can not believe that such uncivilized people would even think about making this horrendous mistake. Believe me, I would know the difference, as I have graduated from Stanford University and have an IQ of 163 at the age of 14. This means I am in the 98th percentile for IQ of my age. The fact that society as a whole has degraded to a point where people can not distinguish a crap door from an exquisite fake door truly says a lot. Next time you even so much as attempt to have a say on fake doors, get a PhD in fake doors like I have, uncultured swine.
there's a fake door on laughter in one of the underworld rooms showing a dog at a computer with scout's headphones, a reference to the joke ending in Silent hill 2. that's my favorite fake door
Bruh I didn't know these were galllows. How about a video about the weapons of mass destruction on the maps. The one close to the intel room in 2Fort for instance
My favourite doors are the out of bounds doors that hint at mvm? A soldier would guard these doors, inside would be a spy looking confused at a map of an mvm map, or the scout and some other class I forgot looking at pictures of mvm robots depending what room it was. I'm bad at explaining, but watch boundary break and a certain segment which I think is about foundry will tell you about it
The bathroom doors on mvm_coaltown are a reference to a joke in deep TF2 lore about how segregation in TF2 history was between people who had hats and the hatless.
Screw those people who are complaining, I love that people are finally making videos dedicated to the details and art style of TF2, I am sick of the same old videos which are only dedicated to the game play aspect.
Hey are you sick of doors that open and you go into another room? Come on down to real fake doors! See this one? Won’t open! This one! Won’t open! Won’t open, won’t open. None of them open! So come on down and get yourself some real fake dooooooooors...
Personally my favorite doors: the server room door in red spawn on cp_degrootkeep and the door for the ramp above both blu and red spawn when you walk out on ctf_doublecross
Trapdoors for people to fall through are obviously meant to swing down, but the position of the hinges on the trapdoor in coal town strongly suggest that it swings up. If that area is meant to gallows that may be a design error.
The restroom doors was actually a reference to TF2's Hat Culture and the old hat segregation eras of the 1800's-1900's when Hatted people are seen as superiour to non-hatted people. Hatless people are often called as "Poor" and "Irish" (as hinted by the towering pillar of hats). It's the best bit of TF2's lore and I often used to describe my hatted nature a lot back when the game was much more calmer and less competitive in nature :D
Me: *sees title* Valve just give this poeple more content, this is just sad at this point. **after watching the video** This isn't what I thought it was actually, very cool.
Awesome video! I remember having a thought about something similar a few years after I started playing TF2. I noticed a few of the ceilings in badwater were really pretty (at least to me) and how it was a shame most players missed out on this because of how rare it is for people to actually look up. I feel its these types of easily overlooked details that really add extra layers of charm to maps, creating new depths that might take years for people to notice and appreciate, if they ever notice at all. Thank you for making this video, it has taught me to appreciate doors in the same way I appreciate ceilings.
No joke the fake doors/entryways in the first BLU respawn on dustbowl (the mine shaft), as well as the majority of the third CP on dustbowl (buildings near the rocket) gave this map SO MUCH LIFE.
Got an idea for a top 9 list: Top 9 Loadouts that change the class the most. Basically, each loadout change as much about the playstyle of the class that if it wasn't for the class model, you couldn't tell it was them.
The best door of all is probably the fake slightly open door wear you can see Ms. Pauling's office and her in the chair working. It bring way more life to the game.
This video was actually very cool and helpful when it comes to learning about practical design choices for maps. Who knew that a door could say so much.
I enjoyed those bits of the video where you explained the real life-ness of the maps and how they fit into the lore. You should do a list of those interesting backstories
for the merasmus, the fact that the final inner door with the keep out sign on it is beaten up suggests that mercs have tried to get in there before, only causing merasmus to up the security
I may be late but... As someone has said on Reddit, "It has been quite long since the last major update that we discuss about fake doors, please, Valve."
I love the doors in mansion themed halloween maps, its theme you dont see much in tf2 and the half open doors that let you look inside give the feeling that there is much more to explore
The bathroom on the mvm map is a reference to how society was back than in the tf2 universe. Back than people were seen as rich and famous the more hats they had
Never really thought about this, but probably my favorite fake door is the one in mvm_bigrock. In the spawn, there's a glass set of doors that leads into a room where the hall is decorated with saxxy awards standing on their own podiums, with even more hallways that seems to lead to more places in the building compared to the seemingly tiny spawn room. With such an large and open view, it makes you wonder what else is in there, if only you weren't obstructed by the glass doors.
This is almost like a video I wish I would make of top best out of bounds areas. Like how in Borderlands 2 you can glitch out of the main city hub area and unto a massive empty field that's still given collision for some reason. In TF2 there's tons of small area with not only collision rendered ground on even the bumped normals, but they also have lots of content plus they're so massive and designed in such a way that you get a strange feeling, almost like a satisfying urge to mod the map and make it possible to go there, maybe even expand and develop it into a bigger part of the map. One of my favorites is pl_Upward. Not only is the docks and boat in the distance a cool background, but right below is what looks like traversable canyons that you just want to explore. Same on Hightower, it's narrow but it looks so much fun.
my favorite fake doors are the fake doors that lead into break rooms in the intel rooms of 2fort, they're the only fake doors i ever really tried to look inside because i always use to set up a sentry nest in that corner next to the door
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I like the fake door on Degroot keep that reveals computer systems and other modern equipment behind it, hinting that mideval mode isn't as medieval as you think.
Those doors were on my list of possible doors to talk about. In the end I decided against putting them on the list because the interesting part was the computer equipment being there and not the door itself. If the list was top-20 they would probably take a spot.
@@s4videos Oh man, you could've made an "Honorary mentions" part for it to add a couple more while keeping it a Top 10
Fallen Mango I’m more of a chair guy...
Sadly there is no attention paid to chairs. So many great chairs have been missed in this video, it’s disappointing.
And here he is standing there acting likes doors are more important. It’s like he’s saying one race is more important than the other.
[Insert any comparison the Hitler from any fucking party you can imagen]
Chair lovers have been suppressed for years now. I think anyone who loves doors over chairs should be killed for they’re opinion, because they have the wrong opinion.
So anyways... sorry about that. What do you think about the one (not the other one) chair on DoubleCross?
I'd say the Degroot Keep is a theme park than an actual castle
@@aspielm759 which chair?
Can’t wait for the top 10 hidden spytech in non spytech themed maps.
Oh
1. DeGroot Keep
On it.
On the topic of “do the mercs defecate and urinate?” we definitely know that one at least pees often
*JARATE*
There’s literally lore about how much the sniper pisses
@@YukonThunder There's even lore about WHY he pisses so much!
We also know scout nuts a lot
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l mad milk I assume?
you should do a fake door tierlist
Nice.
@@kannatheweeb8836 ty
@@thexvibe56 It was i, stand user kanna.
Kanna The Weeb an enemy stand
I agree
when you said number two i was like "'haha doodoo" and then the fake door actually was a shitter lol
Huh, I didn't notice that when I was making the video. Interesting thematic observation.
This is honestly probably one of your best videos to date. Your editing and voice recordings have seriously improved, and the video is also well-researched.
WAIT, THAT THING ON COALTOWN IS A GALLOWS? Jeez, how did I never notice that?
Oh hey mate.
Enjoying your semi-vacation?
Take as much time as you like on that vacation mate
Woah it's Peter!
Hello Peter
clown
“Wow, Valve... that’s pretty dark”.
Stalkers in Episode 1: *Am I a joke to you?*
Stalkers *are* citizens so I can see how
@@mnichow2146 Stalkers are enemies from HL2 Episode 1. They only attack you if you attack them. When attacked, they will fire laser beams at you.
Not sure what it does in G-Mod.
@@revolutionstudios5052 exist.
@@mr.braindead8151 True!
**child workers from the Half-Life 2 beta** 👀
Wow, you are extremely dedicated to the art of obscure TF2 trivia. I honestly don't know whether this is the greatest thing ever or if I should be scared of what you'll do next.
The next video is gonna be about walls
Top 10 blood sprites
That rule 34 one is *really* stretching it chief.
Pink which one?
Satya Richard yea lol I think the developers just thought of a random number
yeah baby stretch that door
OwO
Nah it's clearly vault 34, the vault where there is a SHIT ton of guns and shit
3:01 I think that’s an Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference where Charlie thinks the door marked ‘Private’ says ‘Pirate.’
Oh!
You see that door marked Pirate? You think a pirate lives there?
The gallows door has the hinges on the wrong side meaning if it were to be opened as fast as a normal trap door the person being hung would be launched backwards
Might still kill them, good enough
Still kills them if their windpipe is broken by whiplash
HEY, ARE YOU TIRED OF REAL DOORS?
Just cluttering up your house, where you open ’em, and they actually go somewhere? And you go in another room? Not our doors! Try to open em. It ain't gonna open. I guarentee it.
It could be a nice SFM advertisement.
@@sviatoslavs.1305 My thoughts exactly
Thanks snatcher salesman
@@silentfilms7459 Cave Johnson, we've done here.
Visit www.fakedoors.com for Real fake doors!
According to hinge placement, the 1st door was meant to open upwards. Extra weird
Fun Fact: according to the statistics only 5.5% of people who watched this video have seen the surprise at the ending. Everyone else just closes the video before then. Consider yourself as being part of a rare group of people if you watched the entire video.
Rick and Morty Reference
bruh u just spoiled it for me
@@STFwrinkle i didnt say which one tho
@@cyberdemon6517 theres only one rick and morty reference that would make sense for a video about fake doors
@@cyberdemon6517 i could tell which one it was when i saw your comment.
2007: wow this game have so much potential
2020: top 10 doors in tf2
Finally someone who understands my eternal pain.
*[instant clapping]*
I knew I'm not alone.
@@sviatoslavs.1305 we are not aloneee!!
"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"I tuned murasmus' multidimensional TV..... on a normal server"
"R-right this way, sir!"
this game is a Legend it survived 13 years.
And its out of bonk-gum
And no one is developing it anymore, Full of script kiddies, unbalanced weapons. Yeah a legend
@@SteveOnlin that I love
@@SteveOnlin I mean, the game has had a massive vac ban but okay
*aNd we'LL gO 500 mOrE*
Next you should do "Top Ten Fake Ladders"
Oh hell yeah
TFW Team Fortress Classic has more real ladders than TF2
a map maker needs to make a ladder that insta-kills you if you jump on it
I remember being new to tf2 and trying to climb ladders lmao
@@iwannabeawitch You could actually climb ladders in Team Fortress Classic, does anyone know why did they remove that in TF2? TFC also had buttons, lifts and escalators
Kind of disappointed that u didn't talk about the doors in the foundary map and doomsday map where there were fake doors leading to the release of mvm
Those doors were in consideration for spots on this list but I decided against it. The doors aren't the focus of the interesting mvm things. They're background props for them. The way I see it: if a door is interesting because of things behind it the door was never the interesting thing.
@@s4videos fair enough that makes sense for the video
God we’ve really sucked this game dry haven’t we
You haven’t watched till the end, I see
@@quantaily2813 it’s probably a joke comment, obviously they watched until the end if they actually had a brain.
people in 1900's: "there is going to be flying cars in the future"
2020: door review
Wow.. just wow... this is a review of FAKE DOORS, not DOORS. I can not believe that such uncivilized people would even think about making this horrendous mistake. Believe me, I would know the difference, as I have graduated from Stanford University and have an IQ of 163 at the age of 14. This means I am in the 98th percentile for IQ of my age. The fact that society as a whole has degraded to a point where people can not distinguish a crap door from an exquisite fake door truly says a lot. Next time you even so much as attempt to have a say on fake doors, get a PhD in fake doors like I have, uncultured swine.
@@aidenbar511 so uncivilised
@@aidenbar511 A friend of mine has a PhD in Doorogamy, He told me how mad he gets when people mistake it for a Fakedoorogamy.
always a big fan of fake doors that are slightly ajar to give you a peak into a fake room
I loved this video. TF2's maps have such wonderful little details, and I rarely see anyone talk about them. Thank you for making it!
I think the 034 door is more of a reference to Stanley parable’s 430 door. But that’s just a theory, a game theory.
I didn’t think my afternoon would be me listing to a man talking about fake doors from a video game
Please valve give these poor people a damn update look what you did to them
Nobody
:me watching top ten fake doors at 4AM
The door on #2 gives me some good memories of you know who
SOME
@@Michael-f1k BODY
there's a fake door on laughter in one of the underworld rooms showing a dog at a computer with scout's headphones, a reference to the joke ending in Silent hill 2. that's my favorite fake door
9:23 "places to urinate and defecate are very rare, maybe the mercenaries dont do that thing"
Sniper: " am I a joke to you?"
Bruh I didn't know these were galllows.
How about a video about the weapons of mass destruction on the maps. The one close to the intel room in 2Fort for instance
I would absolutely love for an episode of this on HL/L4D doors...
Top 10 OSHA Violations In Black Mesa
My favourite doors are the out of bounds doors that hint at mvm? A soldier would guard these doors, inside would be a spy looking confused at a map of an mvm map, or the scout and some other class I forgot looking at pictures of mvm robots depending what room it was. I'm bad at explaining, but watch boundary break and a certain segment which I think is about foundry will tell you about it
In Coaltown, the toilets are clearly (right to left) for men, and Gentle Menne.
The one true TF2 top 10
"Hey are you tired of real doors cluttering up your house? Where you open up and go actually somewhere and into another room??"
The bathroom doors on mvm_coaltown are a reference to a joke in deep TF2 lore about how segregation in TF2 history was between people who had hats and the hatless.
Daaaaaaaaammnnn, I forgot about that
Screw those people who are complaining, I love that people are finally making videos dedicated to the details and art style of TF2, I am sick of the same old videos which are only dedicated to the game play aspect.
"This, is a door."
"Dear God..."
There is 9 more
I have done nothing but open doors for three days
WHERE DID YOU OPEN THEM TO??
the spooky door on coaltown is probably a reference to the comics. They tried to kill Scout in there!
I’ve just reached 3000 hours in this game, and I didn’t know about most of these. It would be awesome to see more map Easter eggs or secrets!
You can join single-player. And fly around the map with noclip. You can find some funny things
Hey are you sick of doors that open and you go into another room? Come on down to real fake doors! See this one? Won’t open! This one! Won’t open! Won’t open, won’t open. None of them open! So come on down and get yourself some real fake dooooooooors...
We haven't got an update for so long that we're discussing fake doors
I get it; here comes a like.
"Are you winning son?"
Son:
when TF2 is so deprived of updates that the community starts making videos of the doors
This is the 2020 equivalent of “top 10 trees in destiny 2”
Its 4:10 am why am i watching a top ten video about fake doors in a game i haven't played in years.
It's a sign to play it once more...
... perhaps.
watergates can also be used to seperate 2 areas of water so 1 side can be drained to do maintenance on boats.
Yes but that is specifically called a dry dock
Personally my favorite doors: the server room door in red spawn on cp_degrootkeep and the door for the ramp above both blu and red spawn when you walk out on ctf_doublecross
Trapdoors for people to fall through are obviously meant to swing down, but the position of the hinges on the trapdoor in coal town strongly suggest that it swings up.
If that area is meant to gallows that may be a design error.
1984: in 2020 we will have flying cars
2020: top 10 fake doors in tf2
I like maps that tell you how you got in the map if you look around
I must have played Coal Town thousands of times in my life, and I never realized the first thing you see after walking out of spawn is a gallows.
1940: we’re gonna have flying cars in the future!
2020: *best door*
This is the most unique intresting point of view to a detail in TF2
I loved this video
The restroom doors was actually a reference to TF2's Hat Culture and the old hat segregation eras of the 1800's-1900's when Hatted people are seen as superiour to non-hatted people. Hatless people are often called as "Poor" and "Irish" (as hinted by the towering pillar of hats). It's the best bit of TF2's lore and I often used to describe my hatted nature a lot back when the game was much more calmer and less competitive in nature :D
Me: *sees title*
Valve just give this poeple more content, this is just sad at this point.
**after watching the video**
This isn't what I thought it was actually, very cool.
I also love the little details that add in-universe explanations for game mechanics. Love that door on Granary :D
That *DOOR* is a Spy!
Awesome video! I remember having a thought about something similar a few years after I started playing TF2. I noticed a few of the ceilings in badwater were really pretty (at least to me) and how it was a shame most players missed out on this because of how rare it is for people to actually look up. I feel its these types of easily overlooked details that really add extra layers of charm to maps, creating new depths that might take years for people to notice and appreciate, if they ever notice at all. Thank you for making this video, it has taught me to appreciate doors in the same way I appreciate ceilings.
RUclips algorithm: Here's top 10 doors in TF2
I just watched a 13 minute long video about the top 10 fake doors. life can't get any more exciting than this
My favorite fake door is the one to my house
No joke the fake doors/entryways in the first BLU respawn on dustbowl (the mine shaft), as well as the majority of the third CP on dustbowl (buildings near the rocket) gave this map SO MUCH LIFE.
No one:
This dude: FAKE DOORS ARE THE D O O R W A Y TO YOUR IMAGINATION
Got an idea for a top 9 list: Top 9 Loadouts that change the class the most. Basically, each loadout change as much about the playstyle of the class that if it wasn't for the class model, you couldn't tell it was them.
I like the fake door in Barnblitz blue spawn that lets you see the snow falling outside and you wish you can feel the cold breeze just standing there
The best door of all is probably the fake slightly open door wear you can see Ms. Pauling's office and her in the chair working. It bring way more life to the game.
"I don't need sleep, I need answers"
This video was actually very cool and helpful when it comes to learning about practical design choices for maps. Who knew that a door could say so much.
Oh a good content i see.
This video was very very needed. I’ve always loved the fake doors so much. Glad to see them getting talked about
About time youtube started recommending me quality videos
guy really made a video about just fake doors.
awesome video.
Content i subscribed for
I enjoyed those bits of the video where you explained the real life-ness of the maps and how they fit into the lore. You should do a list of those interesting backstories
for the merasmus, the fact that the final inner door with the keep out sign on it is beaten up suggests that mercs have tried to get in there before, only causing merasmus to up the security
I feel bad now for laughing at the fake door emporium everyday on my way to work
I can't believed I just watched a 13 minute video of someone talking about doors in a videogame
and enjoyed it.
I may be late but...
As someone has said on Reddit, "It has been quite long since the last major update that we discuss about fake doors, please, Valve."
"The upper part of the door has a crescent shape on it..."
Me:
*_SOMEBODY-_*
I love the doors in mansion themed halloween maps, its theme you dont see much in tf2 and the half open doors that let you look inside give the feeling that there is much more to explore
I've always been fascinated by the fake doors in TF2, liked to visualize what might've lied behind them.
The bathroom on the mvm map is a reference to how society was back than in the tf2 universe. Back than people were seen as rich and famous the more hats they had
I feel like the “private” and “pirate” doors have to be a reference to it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Finally! Someone gets this feeling, I thought I was the only one!
Never really thought about this, but probably my favorite fake door is the one in mvm_bigrock. In the spawn, there's a glass set of doors that leads into a room where the hall is decorated with saxxy awards standing on their own podiums, with even more hallways that seems to lead to more places in the building compared to the seemingly tiny spawn room. With such an large and open view, it makes you wonder what else is in there, if only you weren't obstructed by the glass doors.
Now, I am completely convinced that they're people who are a Door enthusiast, weird world.
The defense for calling a watergate a door is my favorite part of this video omfg
I had to practice to say that sentence well. It's quite a mouthful.
Wow this is actually educating me! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Me at 11pm: okay, one more video and then I'll go to bed
Me at 3am: *_Top 10 fake doors in TF2_*
“Not an exit! Unless you’re a go-getter and want to make it one!”
*insert image of saxton hales face*
This is almost like a video I wish I would make of top best out of bounds areas.
Like how in Borderlands 2 you can glitch out of the main city hub area and unto a massive empty field that's still given collision for some reason.
In TF2 there's tons of small area with not only collision rendered ground on even the bumped normals, but they also have lots of content plus they're so massive and designed in such a way that you get a strange feeling, almost like a satisfying urge to mod the map and make it possible to go there, maybe even expand and develop it into a bigger part of the map.
One of my favorites is pl_Upward. Not only is the docks and boat in the distance a cool background, but right below is what looks like traversable canyons that you just want to explore.
Same on Hightower, it's narrow but it looks so much fun.
Imagine playing comp tf2 and hearing "heavy med combo next to porn door".
What are you worried about? come get FAKE DOORS! Get in here quick... Get out Quicker, with an arm of fake doors in your arms.
I'm still waiting for this to turn into an ad for real fake doors
About the gallows trapdoor, because of how it's placed, it would swing up, and if somebody was ontop of it, it couldnt open.
my favorite fake doors are the fake doors that lead into break rooms in the intel rooms of 2fort, they're the only fake doors i ever really tried to look inside because i always use to set up a sentry nest in that corner next to the door
3:16 There's some dryed blood on the floor in front of the "Keep out" door.