GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES 100YR OLD CHARCUTERIE BOARD!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @devium
    @devium 2 года назад +371

    The partially healed bruise on his chest just adds so much. Proves just how much chaos and how much he puts his body through for his videos.

  • @EmxApril
    @EmxApril 2 года назад +201

    Brandon: "She loves it."
    Gloria: "I love you."
    Killed me lol

    • @lizbenatuil
      @lizbenatuil Год назад +4

      she hates it but loves him

  • @AbstractlyMe83
    @AbstractlyMe83 2 года назад +1975

    God, Aiden’s editing just complements Brandons humor. They’re both so funny, and they play off each other so nicely!!!

    • @mateOriginal
      @mateOriginal 2 года назад +90

      🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 thank you so much
      i dont think i stand up to Brandon's CRAZY humor he steals the show!

    • @AbstractlyMe83
      @AbstractlyMe83 2 года назад +27

      @@mateOriginal boi, you make me laugh sometimes JUST as much as Brandon with your funny edits and one liners you throw in. Don’t sell yourself short. You are hysterical 💜

    • @ulilliareinhart3659
      @ulilliareinhart3659 2 года назад +8

      Istfgggggg he always makes it better!!! Thank you Aiden 👏🏻💜

    • @mateOriginal
      @mateOriginal 2 года назад +6

      @@ulilliareinhart3659 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @pokemonunitezerora746
      @pokemonunitezerora746 2 года назад +1

      That is very true!

  • @lukehalvorson3881
    @lukehalvorson3881 2 года назад +436

    Imagine being the store clerk scanning all of the stuff he was buying and at the end you just see 4 containers of Vaseline and Brandon just says "Don't worry about that"

  • @D1m3bagd
    @D1m3bagd 2 года назад +1092

    Watching Brandon do Google Translate is Like watching My Sims Learn To Cook. Either theyre setting something on fire or youre wondering how they poured a bowl of liquid into the oven and pulled out a chicken.

  • @bethanyplatt1536
    @bethanyplatt1536 2 года назад +204

    The five stages of grief were clear on Gloria's face at the reveal. I've never seen someone have so many thoughts and emotions in a span of 1 second. 🤣

    • @elpendejo._.alienigena2395
      @elpendejo._.alienigena2395 2 года назад +4

      That just made me think of cheese by Jack stauber lol the five isles of cheese

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 2 года назад +2

      Seriously underrated comment!

  • @blitzobean5146
    @blitzobean5146 2 года назад +491

    4:20 he does have a cooking show saying! It's when he puts the monstrosity of whatever Google made him into the oven 😂 "you're gonna do great"

    • @hellothere9731
      @hellothere9731 2 года назад +10

      Nothing but bots on this comment lol

    • @andpad8380
      @andpad8380 2 года назад +4

      4:20 huh

    • @blitzobean5146
      @blitzobean5146 2 года назад +5

      @@andpad8380 idk if ur asking what I mean by 4:20 or if ur saying that bc funny number
      But at 4:20 he's talking about how he needs a saying for his cooking show that ppl would recognize as him

    • @andpad8380
      @andpad8380 2 года назад +3

      @@blitzobean5146 I mean the funny number lol

    • @blitzobean5146
      @blitzobean5146 2 года назад +4

      @@andpad8380 ah ok, I just wanted to clarify to make sure u weren't just confused and nobody said anything to u 😂 but yes, funny funny number

  • @karnivor7672
    @karnivor7672 2 года назад +52

    Absolutely hysterical! The best part was briefly hearing Gloria say "babe, is that my vaseline?"🤣🤣🤣

  • @FrosnPls
    @FrosnPls 2 года назад +357

    Man, I used to watch your videos religiously with my late partner. He passed away in september and this is the first video of yours I've watched since then. Haven't laughed so hard at this kind of video in a while :)

    • @Lionesse-z41553
      @Lionesse-z41553 2 года назад +13

      I'm sorry for your loss. 😔

    • @lizbenatuil
      @lizbenatuil Год назад +10

      I'm so sorry for your loss. I also have a similar experience and brandon litteraly saved my life. Brandon makes everything better at this point

    • @FreyaRhodes-j2l
      @FreyaRhodes-j2l 3 месяца назад +3

      So sorry for your loss

    • @Phlob2007
      @Phlob2007 2 месяца назад +2

      I hope you're thriving and doing so mich better now

    • @jacobpongracz3683
      @jacobpongracz3683 2 месяца назад +2

      IK I am late but stay strong! and I am sorry for your loss.

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration 2 года назад +255

    Considering how easily he jump scares, bringing a clearly haunted wicker wheelchair into his house is a bold move.

  • @Balloraaaaaa
    @Balloraaaaaa 2 года назад +3183

    So we are not gunna ask how Brandon found that chair? Like I get that its Brandon and he can find just about everything but the fact that he found the wonkiest chair in the entire world. Don't worry we love him for it tho

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 2 года назад +37

      Perhaps he lives in California.

    • @tbalm0623
      @tbalm0623 2 года назад +38

      He said he found it in the trash

    • @agnes6657
      @agnes6657 2 года назад +46

      @@tbalm0623 you never know with brandon

    • @areyoukittenme1677
      @areyoukittenme1677 2 года назад +79

      We are also not going to ask why google translate keeps telling Brandon to add more tables on tables

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 2 года назад +39

      @@agnes6657 at this point Brandon could have literally found it in an abandon house and nobody would suspect a thing

  • @danabuscher2090
    @danabuscher2090 2 года назад +91

    I absolutely love how Gloria just laughs. Like a 4 tier disaster is normal everyday life 🤣 Love these two so Maaaach💜🖤💛🤍

  • @Garglesnarf
    @Garglesnarf 2 года назад +747

    Now I honestly want a shirt that says "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." And it needs to be quoted. And have Brandon's name underneath all fancy. 😬👍

    • @michellehenderson968
      @michellehenderson968 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely!

    • @rosalie4509
      @rosalie4509 2 года назад +1

      Yesss

    • @fireytehspartan
      @fireytehspartan 2 года назад +27

      "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat."
      - 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼
      i would 100% buy the shirt tbh

    • @Garglesnarf
      @Garglesnarf 2 года назад +1

      @@fireytehspartan YES! Just like that. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Triple_count
      @Triple_count 2 года назад +2

      He said he was going to make it merch...he better!

  • @mirandawyatt77
    @mirandawyatt77 2 года назад +11

    10:25 🤣 “I added prosciutto didn’t I” in such a serious tone of voice cracked me up

  • @jeanelguidry3268
    @jeanelguidry3268 2 года назад +327

    Brandon accidentally makes an awesome potty chair. Take that thing camping and throw a bucket under 😂

    • @melaniemagolan2241
      @melaniemagolan2241 Год назад

      As long as they don’t start pooping straight lemons, like 5 Minute Crafts.

  • @StolasGoetia2232
    @StolasGoetia2232 2 года назад +6

    I absolutely love the singing at 16:19 in the video! Very funny and gorgeous sounding! Lol!

  • @drakkhisskaeren7593
    @drakkhisskaeren7593 2 года назад +521

    I really think Brandon needs to do more Google translate videos... They are his best content

    • @Onyx_felton
      @Onyx_felton 2 года назад

      yea hay are

    • @vilainmeomeow
      @vilainmeomeow 2 года назад

      YESSS!!

    • @Onyx_felton
      @Onyx_felton 2 года назад

      an yes

    • @dropthetenors
      @dropthetenors 2 года назад +2

      The clean up afterwards is the limiting factor.

    • @stuntedspy5548
      @stuntedspy5548 2 года назад +5

      Yeah his google translate videos and his 5 minute crafts videos are the biggest things on his channel and I love it

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 2 года назад +31

    I know Brandon treats Gloria like a queen. He has to. She puts up with so much from him 🤣

  • @Kovioxl
    @Kovioxl 2 года назад +193

    Bro i just woke up and see this in notificiations and automatically click cuz yk perfect way to starta morning

  • @jenniferbond4855
    @jenniferbond4855 2 года назад +21

    Honestly everytime I put stuff in the oven all I hear is Brandon saying “you’re gonna do great”😂 forever changed how I cook

  • @corystutzman6523
    @corystutzman6523 2 года назад +134

    Hey Brandon, ik you probably won't see this but I just wanted to tell you I'm proud of you. All jokes aside. You have came a long way and not a lot of people can accomplish what you have. You are doing an amazing job.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 2 года назад +16

    Love Gloria & how understanding of your weirdness she is. We could all use a Gloria in our lives 🥰

  • @dorothyturner6362
    @dorothyturner6362 2 года назад +43

    Gotta love the glitter falling from the camera when he bumps it.

  • @Nervousnelms
    @Nervousnelms 2 года назад +44

    I just wanna point out that even with Gloria having surgery & having 2 kids, Brandon is still finding a way to make us a video & keep us laughing. He is one of the best human beings out there & my favorite RUclipsr. I tell everyone about him. I love you Brandon! Keep doing you, because it’s amazing❤️

  • @DennyBoy0528
    @DennyBoy0528 2 года назад +32

    The glitter falling from the camera after falling on Brandon was the icing on top😂😂

  • @TheFel1neFox
    @TheFel1neFox 2 года назад +47

    Nah the cooking phrase we all know is “YOURE DOING GREAT” and then he throws some random thing into the oven 😂

    • @UKcomedyfan28
      @UKcomedyfan28 2 года назад +2

      I think you meant “You’re going to do great” but I agree

  • @jlsh01
    @jlsh01 2 года назад +18

    I feel like… he found the chair… old, dirty, potentially well used… sat in it and had his fun… didn’t realise it was also probably used as a kimode… Brandon, I love your dedication to your work. Bravo 👏🏻

  • @ZorryStrange
    @ZorryStrange 2 года назад +5

    I love how gloria is completely okay with everything he does sometimes even adding to the chaos

  • @kari.kay72
    @kari.kay72 2 года назад +97

    I was waiting for Brandon to make a charcoochie board, lol

  • @Kspur_04-10
    @Kspur_04-10 2 года назад +10

    10:32
    Best transition ever 👏👏👏

  • @HockeyMakeup
    @HockeyMakeup 2 года назад +10

    When you were drilling the "widdle" holes I freakin' lost it. I didn't think I'd stop laughing, I'm like this is it, this is my life now, I'm just going to laugh at this forever. Hahahaha.

  • @lank1285
    @lank1285 Год назад +2

    The statement, "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." had us in tears. 😂 It wasn't in your merch store, so I took matters into my own hands and made my hubby one for Christmas.

  • @robertbuth
    @robertbuth 2 года назад +21

    Brandon.....what have we done to be so spoiled with all these videos in a week?! This is amazing!!

  • @vinnytheroo8826
    @vinnytheroo8826 2 года назад +9

    12:10 That was the cleanest edit

  • @LauraPhoenyx3
    @LauraPhoenyx3 2 года назад +9

    18:58 He looks so proud of what he's created lol

  • @Dafnaflord
    @Dafnaflord 17 дней назад +1

    15:29 the cheese falling synced perfectly to the music

  • @ilovemypetsequally9812
    @ilovemypetsequally9812 2 года назад +9

    The absolute funniest Collab ever would be for Brandon to Collab with Sam and Colby and go to a super haunted location, or do like some super funny mad libs! 😂 Also thanks Brandon for making me feel better, I'm sick rn so this makes it 10x better!

  • @Triple_count
    @Triple_count 2 года назад +5

    I highly recommend that you watch this and other Google Translate videos at .5 playback speed. Brandon aounds drunk or high or both and it just takes the hilarity to another level lol

  • @samanthabakker2621
    @samanthabakker2621 2 года назад +26

    i love watching brandon farris it makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂

  • @SillyFroggyWoggy
    @SillyFroggyWoggy 2 года назад +8

    11:58 😂😂😂 OMG that prank was hilarious

  • @randynstephclements7544
    @randynstephclements7544 2 года назад +15

    16:35
    “yAaS”
    -I’mbrandonFarris 2022

    • @Skysimmons7671
      @Skysimmons7671 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 16:52

    • @Skysimmons7671
      @Skysimmons7671 Год назад

      #FacemojiAI This video made me laugh so hard, I think I just broke my 😹🤣😂 button! 17:03

  • @robfshr
    @robfshr 9 месяцев назад +1

    When Brandon started singing and at the end of the song when he goes YAAS! That was super funny!!!😂 I love you Brandon your humour is so perfect!😂❤

  • @ilikecats4490
    @ilikecats4490 2 года назад +13

    13:02 CHARKOOCHIE BOARD 💀💀💀

  • @bellapotato4153
    @bellapotato4153 Год назад +11

    19:31 “We’re married!” “Hlęæga”

  • @destined4success690
    @destined4success690 2 года назад +25

    You never fail to confuse me Brandon- 💀💀

  • @b.f.s.11
    @b.f.s.11 2 года назад +10

    12:51 omg his face lmao I'm crying 😂

  • @Bahnzilla
    @Bahnzilla 2 года назад +10

    The whole video I was waiting for him to accidentally kick the wheel chair and try and catch everything falling 😂😂

  • @bradysasse5773
    @bradysasse5773 2 года назад +4

    I love seeing the glitter all over his shirt. Proof that he puts himself, his house, and his clothes through hell for our entertainment. We all love you Brandon. If you ever need a cleaning crew, you can ask us lol

  • @downforthecount6063
    @downforthecount6063 2 года назад +24

    props on this one. laughed audibly several times

  • @amandanewlon3630
    @amandanewlon3630 2 года назад +5

    That was so nice of you to make this for Gloria while she’s recovering! 💜🖤

  • @TheKz262
    @TheKz262 2 года назад +6

    10:20 Man the editing killed me 😂😂😂

  • @bigfunn1008
    @bigfunn1008 2 года назад +2

    I have had a really bad day at work, but this has just had me crying with laughter, thank you. Get well soon Mrs F xxx

  • @nyxistyx27
    @nyxistyx27 2 года назад +17

    1. It was already funny but the Mario sound effect when the meat fell through the hole absolutely slayed me.
    2. With the vaseline smeared across the camera, I was reminded of Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

  • @M_S_xoxo
    @M_S_xoxo 27 дней назад +2

    It’s been 900 days and I’m still waiting on the “cheese is a good cheese expensive meat” merch 8:13 might make my own 😂

  • @Ressie.
    @Ressie. 2 года назад +9

    Gloria’s reaction was priceless 😆

  • @wylanvallotton4462
    @wylanvallotton4462 2 года назад +3

    That chair is definitely haunted and/or cursed

  • @kora-fell-down
    @kora-fell-down 2 года назад +13

    Waking up to a Brandon Farris video is the best way to wake up. Her reaction to your masterpiece was so hilarious!! 🤣😂😭

  • @xxhalite_artzxx
    @xxhalite_artzxx Год назад +1

    5:13 HELP I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO SEE BRANDON TRYNA TAKE A DUMP ON THE CHAIR- 😭

  • @Cupidd33
    @Cupidd33 2 года назад +9

    im sick but ill still die of laughter at 3 in the morning love you man thanks for always making people smile ❤

  • @TheFamousRB
    @TheFamousRB 2 месяца назад

    10:34 that’s one of the smoothest transitions I have ever seen and I’m just know nursing it and I’ve watched this video like 20 times

  • @toshiahanson5885
    @toshiahanson5885 2 года назад +25

    Brandon, I love ur videos! They're absolutely hilarious 😆

    • @im_Game711
      @im_Game711 2 года назад +2

      I agree 100%, Toshia.

    • @alexanderwolf2216
      @alexanderwolf2216 2 года назад +1

      @100 lat Niepodległej Polski who f’ing cares about a kettle being strong or not 🥱🙄 it’s a kettle and who cares? NOBODY!

    • @BeautifullyBroken37
      @BeautifullyBroken37 2 года назад +1

      @@alexanderwolf2216 don’t reply it’s a bottttttttttttt

  • @Christina-cm9wg
    @Christina-cm9wg 2 года назад +1

    I've been hoping for another one of these!! Thank you Brandon, this is just what I needed after a bad day at work!!

  • @jaymew825
    @jaymew825 2 года назад +7

    1:08 when he hits the camera and glitter falls off😭

  • @alastor-thornehernandez3244
    @alastor-thornehernandez3244 Год назад +1

    "don't look at me like that! oh thats how your face looks"
    me with a flat affect effecting my face: *bursts out laughing*

  • @vxn1llx_lxv3nd3r
    @vxn1llx_lxv3nd3r 2 года назад +10

    Hi, I love your videos! They make me laugh and cheer me up when I'm upset. Thank you so much for making these videos!

  • @Skullsoversins
    @Skullsoversins 2 года назад +2

    When he threw the sausage on the camera and said, “Did I get your good eye?” Not only did I laugh really hard but yes, my left eye is my good eye. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @FNAF___Nerd
    @FNAF___Nerd 6 месяцев назад +3

    i was having a bad day then i found this vid and it made my day thank you brandon!

  • @BuckingRachel
    @BuckingRachel 2 года назад +1

    No need for “mmmmmmmeat” Brandon already has a cooking catchphrase, “you’re gonna do great!”

  • @loismarechal5839
    @loismarechal5839 2 года назад +3

    Really happy Gloria is doing OK❤️
    Love you both❤️

  • @bunnygerling5146
    @bunnygerling5146 2 года назад +2

    Brandon thank you so much for talking to my brother Jerry through this whole episode🤣🤣🤣

  • @doravanhee
    @doravanhee 2 года назад +18

    BRANDON! :D I'm so happy we get another Google Translate!!

  • @Kmbrgss
    @Kmbrgss 2 года назад +2

    "I just bit the tip!" Looks around trying not to make a "that's what she said joke".. smiles because my brain did it anyway

  • @UKcomedyfan28
    @UKcomedyfan28 2 года назад +3

    When he says “Poor Beater/Peter” at 3:30, is it a reference to something or just a random thought from his hilarious brain? One of my favourite parts of the video, along with the “Grand Chair, tell me a story about when you were young”

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god, just the cloud of glitter that came off his shirt when the camera fell killed me 😂😂

  • @traceycostello4817
    @traceycostello4817 2 года назад +3

    Kitchen: yay I’m finally clean
    Brandon: this place is too clean i need to do another google translate
    Kitchen: I knew it was to good to be true
    Thank you for making my day a lot better when ever I feel down ❤️ keep up the positivity and tell autumn and Gloria i said hi if you see this

  • @hauntinglyheather4643
    @hauntinglyheather4643 2 года назад +1

    I can’t stop laughing!!!! My sides hurt🤣🤣🤣 Brandon, dude you are my favorite youtuber! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @mxwes1549
    @mxwes1549 2 года назад +8

    4:04 gave me flashbacks to how to basic

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. 2 года назад +1

    "I'm sure you're thinking I'm making a mess" honestly Brandon this is probably the cleanest it's been on this series lmao

  • @chocolatechipmunk1200
    @chocolatechipmunk1200 2 года назад +3

    Thank you for this Brandon, I needed a laugh today, thanks to you, I was actually able to eat something/have appetite, you made me laugh alot, and it helped me, thank you for all you do

  • @tracyscott1629
    @tracyscott1629 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂 the Jerry part cracked me up cuz that's my hubbys name! Lls!
    & Patricia knows Jerry cuz she's my mom😳😂😭

  • @2NULL5
    @2NULL5 2 года назад +4

    The fact that his shirt is STILL covered in glitter

  • @dmfandomspam1710
    @dmfandomspam1710 2 года назад

    Aiden's editing in this video and the skating one are probably the most impressive and hilarious works of art I have ever seen. Hats off to you! Thank you, Brandon and Aiden, for making me laugh when I need it most. 💜

  • @jonlopes6272
    @jonlopes6272 2 года назад +6

    man i haven’t watched one of these in a while still a big fan 😂

  • @5tvr_l1ght
    @5tvr_l1ght 2 года назад +2

    I love your face it looks like you put on a gallon of makeup and it is super smooth

  • @GEE_TShirt
    @GEE_TShirt 2 года назад +5

    13:20 reminds me of when my dog tries to catch a ball

  • @lauraharmon2721
    @lauraharmon2721 2 года назад

    I know im old school but that's one of your best videos in a while. I'm so glad you are so creative and daring to make videos everyone will love.

  • @callie5171
    @callie5171 2 года назад +5

    Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for making me laugh even tho the video just started. I just got COVID and thank you for all you do.

  • @soffieronz4003
    @soffieronz4003 2 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who thinks he already has a cooking show saying, “ YOUR GONNA DO GREAT”??

  • @sophiesmidnightsquad
    @sophiesmidnightsquad 2 года назад +9

    56 minutes ago I automatically clicked the notification that Brandon posted and I thought what a perfect way to start of the morning with Brandon most likely destroying his entire kitchen from the thumbnail. You always make me laugh Brandon have a good day edit where did you wind that chair that’s the strangest chair I’ve seen it’s pretty cool though

  • @RevCurtis
    @RevCurtis 2 года назад +1

    I wish this was more regular. I love these.

  • @mariah_kristina5520
    @mariah_kristina5520 2 года назад +3

    That chair is definitely haunted and that meat sticking out of the seat makes it look like it’s smoking a cigar 😂

  • @StrawberryPhys
    @StrawberryPhys 2 года назад

    Brandon! This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 Those puns! Oh my gosh, bestest vid.!!! 😁💜🖤

  • @sophieashton-painter4453
    @sophieashton-painter4453 2 года назад +4

    Literally love your videos always make me smile 😂

  • @animalcrossingnerd2033
    @animalcrossingnerd2033 2 года назад

    Honestly laughed so hard I woke my cats up 😂 I can't with your videos sometimes but the chaos is amazing

  • @jordynthomas6628
    @jordynthomas6628 2 года назад +7

    I love his videos when I'm going through some stuff he makes it better 😃

  • @gribble.
    @gribble. Год назад +2

    I really hope the wheelchair is like 7000 dollars and he's making a charcuterie board with it

  • @thegreatpotato6098
    @thegreatpotato6098 2 года назад +13

    "I hope it was a miracle"
    "It was a miracle like a hundred years ago"
    This had me absolutely SENT 😂
    You're doing God's work, Brandon. May as well just become God at this point

  • @Inyourhouselol
    @Inyourhouselol Год назад +1

    I laughed so hard I pissed my pants (almost)
    Thanks for sacrificing your sanity for our enjoyment
    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @ifixtrees
    @ifixtrees 2 года назад +3

    Brandon’s girlfriend/wife at night on a FaceTime: ugh it’s happening again-
    Brandon on the FaceTime: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATE ME, WAIT UH NO-*

  • @JenniferinIllinois
    @JenniferinIllinois 2 года назад +1

    I've watched a lot of Brandon's videos but this one may be the best one ever!
    "All of these cheeses have been in the bathtub. Watch the video" - even if I hadn't seen the video, I would absolutely believe you. LOL!!!!!