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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2022

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  • @toryshafer170
    @toryshafer170 Год назад +12905

    that's when you hit em with "who else is coming?"
    note: this is what my wife said to me when I asked her out the first time

  • @BigBlue208
    @BigBlue208 Год назад +7620

    "That's not how by myself works" 💀

    • @__keys
      @__keys Год назад +2

      No reply

    • @DASRH
      @DASRH Год назад +22

      He actually sounded like a chick toward the end.

    • @x2e4
      @x2e4 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @hellzila
    @hellzila Год назад +5039

    "so, wanna celebrate?" fits all the answers..

  • @Tra539
    @Tra539 Год назад +3678

    "my dog got ran over" 😳
    "EIGHT TIMES" 💀💀💀

    • @Bamse.
      @Bamse. Год назад +30

      ⬅️🚗, 🚗➡️ 8x

    • @e_paige
      @e_paige Год назад +5

      "and again, I'm sorry about that"

    • @linkin6758
      @linkin6758 Год назад +2

      ​@@Bamse.😂😂😂

    • @Stargazing0325
      @Stargazing0325 8 месяцев назад +1

      Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse.

  • @timmyboylaos
    @timmyboylaos Год назад +686

    “Sure, I’ll invite the whole crew to meet us there”
    Instant friend zone 101

  • @Kristyybug
    @Kristyybug Год назад +516

    Not him trauma dumping on you like that 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @multimediaswamp5169
    @multimediaswamp5169 Год назад +516

    “Can you be with me by myself?”

  • @RedneckNEET
    @RedneckNEET Год назад +152

    “You’re next” never let ‘em know your next move💯

  • @nihilisticnirvana
    @nihilisticnirvana Год назад +44

    "id love to but i gotta walk my fish"
    _CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH_

  • @usi395
    @usi395 Год назад +224

    Me:” I have AIDS.”

    • @lukees6359
      @lukees6359 Год назад +2

      … Do you? 💀

    • @crois3069
      @crois3069 Год назад

      yeah nah that's cool we can hang out

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 9 месяцев назад +1

      Eh...I'm not planning on sticking around that long, so I'll risk it. Who knows? With my immune system I might actually end up being immune.

  • @mothergoose0972
    @mothergoose0972 Год назад +503

    Why was my first thought “yeah sorry… family night- some good quality family time with my family. You could go try and hang with your grandpa? He’s good right?”

  • @attylane8443
    @attylane8443 Год назад +8

    Bros family line was obliterated 💀

  • @user-mu3zw3kw7d
    @user-mu3zw3kw7d Год назад +37

    He should have said "I love you I want to have your babies" dude be running so fast

  • @personfacemanguy
    @personfacemanguy Год назад +10

    Bruh I started dying after he said “8 times” 😂😂😂

  • @ililkesushibutimvegitarian
    @ililkesushibutimvegitarian Год назад +8

    “My grandpa is….totally fine. BUT HIS WIFE WAS MURDERD”

  • @bengravelle8695
    @bengravelle8695 Год назад +6

    “But his wife”😂

  • @tebohosamuelnteso
    @tebohosamuelnteso Год назад +6

    This gives Michael Scott😂😂😂

  • @Mar032891
    @Mar032891 Год назад +414

    “Are you trying to emotionally manipulate me by holding me hostage with the deaths of your family? Well add one more funeral to your schedule cause you just killed this relationship.”
    Cha cha real smooth🎉

    • @flimdud9576
      @flimdud9576 Год назад +34

      Corny

    • @Ok-kx2te
      @Ok-kx2te Год назад +1

      @@flimdud9576 your pfp is corny

    • @flimdud9576
      @flimdud9576 Год назад +10

      @@Ok-kx2te oooh ouch good one

    • @michaelgarcia5348
      @michaelgarcia5348 Год назад

      Shut up bih

    • @Mar032891
      @Mar032891 Год назад +1

      @@flimdud9576 thanks for noticing. that was the goal! And your pfp isn’t corny.

  • @raaaaaahhhhh
    @raaaaaahhhhh Год назад +1

    I was honestly expecting him to say "I might just take myself tonight"

  • @OrtegaSauce
    @OrtegaSauce Год назад +3

    Bruh said "let's get coffee tonight"

    • @pooples5475
      @pooples5475 Год назад

      Nobody else was saying anything

  • @jeez8939
    @jeez8939 Год назад +17

    “I have period cramps”
    I assume would get rid of most guys

    • @Gxrlla
      @Gxrlla Год назад +14

      Whats the point of having a sword if you don't get blood on it 😈

    • @zany5825
      @zany5825 Год назад +25

      @@Gxrlla nah, that’s enough internet for today.

    • @snwmn4783
      @snwmn4783 Год назад +6

      @@Gxrlla I wouldn’t even know how to process that if a guy told me that wtf 💀

    • @benscmdj
      @benscmdj Год назад +3

      ​@@Gxrlla Ayyyy.... I'm stealing this 💀

    • @soullessangel207
      @soullessangel207 Год назад +2

      ​@@Gxrlla that was strangely good and weird at the same time. don't do it again though.

  • @tristanlawson0718
    @tristanlawson0718 5 месяцев назад

    indiana sounded SO Australian in that

  • @panchooo826
    @panchooo826 Год назад

    "Can u be with me by myself" idk why but the way he said "myself" in that sentence 💀💀💀💀

  • @happyaardvark1911
    @happyaardvark1911 Год назад

    this guy is the funniest man ever

  • @geetarguy777
    @geetarguy777 Год назад

    Norm Macdonald’s ghost: “murdered!”

  • @boonbox1869
    @boonbox1869 Год назад

    this plays like a hivemind bit and i love it

  • @Kugrox
    @Kugrox Год назад +10

    i have a somewhat related story. I used to play dungeons and dragons every week with a group, a group I paid to join because it was one of those type of deals.
    my girlfriend had died a week before and I was pretty fucked up about it, obviously. The one thing I was looking forward to was spending a couple hours in a fantasy world with some friends and just having fun for a night to take my mind off her death.
    You know what happened? The group leader kicked me out. Did they do it because I was overly emotional making a scene? Did they do it because I was causing problems? Did they do it because I was acting emotionally unstable? No. None of that. She kicked me out because , and I quote her, "I have dealt with people in the past that have suffered trauma, and I don't want to be around that."
    So because someone else in her life cried in front of her, I was deprived of a night that should've just been a few hours of fun amongst friends.
    What insane fucking logic people use. I didnt talk to her after that, and eventually she blocked me on everything. Without a word. Just blocked me, like a year later.
    Isnt that fucking insane? So yeah. Somewhat related to the video, somewhat not.

    • @livymiso
      @livymiso Год назад

      Fuck them, they don’t deserve you! I hope you’re doing good now ❤

  • @rttnmlk9013
    @rttnmlk9013 Год назад +163

    And then that guy would go make 50 vague post about how no one’s ever there for him and he wants to unalive himself while never not aggressively harassing that girl again for turning him down

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb Год назад +7

      Too much makeup 💄

    • @toostrapped8620
      @toostrapped8620 Год назад

      @@NOU-iw3gbfoul 😂😊

    • @MegNotTheStallion
      @MegNotTheStallion Год назад

      ​@@NOU-iw3gbWho cares? What do you get out of shitting on other people online? Are you that miserable you have to try to lift yourself up by belittling everyone else? Hope it gets better bro

  • @deoceeluke2151
    @deoceeluke2151 Год назад +3

    Sure no problem that’s what friends are for immediate friend zone

  • @11037_dr
    @11037_dr Год назад

    “Oh my that sounds awful.. um.. yeah as long as I can be a supportive FRIEND”

  • @sterlinghudson5899
    @sterlinghudson5899 Год назад +1

    Her Australian accent poked thru lol

    • @darkshaddow44
      @darkshaddow44 Год назад

      Why does she mix an Australian accent and an American one??

    • @sterlinghudson5899
      @sterlinghudson5899 Год назад +1

      @@darkshaddow44 she’s originally Australian lol

    • @dontletdonghaedrive
      @dontletdonghaedrive 3 месяца назад

      Where did she go, like why isn't she on the podcast anymore

  • @aj_bwn
    @aj_bwn Год назад +1

    When he said his grandpa was fine I would have said “ good go with him”

  • @silverhetch3383
    @silverhetch3383 8 месяцев назад +1

    yo he got that toxic rizz

  • @user-cc9rr9lz1x
    @user-cc9rr9lz1x Год назад

    “Of course Family need to be together in this type of situation 😞”

  • @irbest6148
    @irbest6148 Год назад +1

    IMO, the best friendzone is inviting another girl (preferably a homie) to come with every time until they get the message, or if they get invested you can just be straightforward

  • @AlexanderRodriguez-xr4bp
    @AlexanderRodriguez-xr4bp Год назад +1

    Zach- My dog got ran over this morning. 8 times!
    Me- Was his name Brian??? 😂
    (Family Guy)

  • @TarreNoir
    @TarreNoir Год назад

    jared has japanese crime tatoos

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 Год назад

    I really thought he was gonna respond to my dog got run over with "yeah by me"

  • @giacoyt4147
    @giacoyt4147 Год назад

    All this work to get around a simple “no”

  • @XJokermanX
    @XJokermanX Год назад

    'get get coffee tonight?"
    Who gets coffee in the late afternoon

  • @camerong8027
    @camerong8027 8 месяцев назад

    When he was talking about his grandpa it would have been FUNNY if he pretended to get a phone call saying he just died

  • @ddrage
    @ddrage Год назад

    You he is legit almost crying that’s good acting I hope

  • @zed90_OW
    @zed90_OW Год назад

    The classic:” mom died, cat died, dog died, tree died, family gone, they hit the pentagon, I’m homeless, and I’ve got chronic ball lymphoma”

  • @1girlcool.
    @1girlcool. 7 месяцев назад

    He's taking the guilt tripping method

  • @heliavariani606
    @heliavariani606 4 месяца назад

    He's great

  • @kittykatz77
    @kittykatz77 Год назад

    bro was ab to cry😭😭😭😭

  • @LlghtStar
    @LlghtStar Год назад +41

    Friend zoning means you would go to coffee with them but not get romantically involved.

  • @uggggghhhhhhh
    @uggggghhhhhhh Год назад

    Zach really said come on mam let's be alone together

  • @yobamos2158
    @yobamos2158 Год назад +5

    Just agree and invite more people, boom, friendzoned

  • @BennettSandeno
    @BennettSandeno 5 месяцев назад

    “My grandpa….is completely fine-oh that’s good then-BUT his wife… MURDERED” 😭🤚🏻

  • @Jichael_Mordan23
    @Jichael_Mordan23 Год назад

    The rough thing about this clip is the one person he said was fine is the only person who had passed away out of that whole list of people he dropped

  • @lucianaromulus1408
    @lucianaromulus1408 Год назад

    FriendZone would be sure, ill bring ny bestie or ill bring my bf too 😂

  • @Sophie.heyy.
    @Sophie.heyy. Год назад

    Broooooo he looks like Tyler from Wednesday

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Год назад

    i thought zack was gonna go with the"my grandpa... he's fine, his wife was murdered tho... by him, he's in prison"

  • @Ash_274
    @Ash_274 Год назад

    Me drinking coffee at night

  • @NameBrandCody
    @NameBrandCody Год назад +1

    Im totally fucking stealing this lol

  • @JuanGarcia-zq5tp
    @JuanGarcia-zq5tp Год назад +13

    Stay away from that guy he's bad luck.

  • @aiuniversals
    @aiuniversals Год назад

    Yeah my dog got ran over this morning 8 times 😂 he kept getting back up but then 7 more cars drove by......

  • @nevertoolate7681
    @nevertoolate7681 Год назад

    My GRANDPOPS is totally fine...............but his wife ......murdered
    🤣 🤣

  • @musicmaker3159
    @musicmaker3159 Год назад +1

    What episode is this?

  • @Ronnie2839
    @Ronnie2839 Год назад

    Jared is handsome.

  • @anabellahernandez2569
    @anabellahernandez2569 Год назад

    THE CAPTION 😭😭

  • @its_just_marvlus
    @its_just_marvlus Год назад +2

    Jared shouldve just said "i have a boyfriend"

  • @Kingharthegreat
    @Kingharthegreat Год назад

    Easy struggle and pain gives you an ambition boom

  • @sizl9287
    @sizl9287 Год назад

    Jerrid”I’m so sorry
    Zach”My parents died

  • @Compilationcom-ps8dq
    @Compilationcom-ps8dq Год назад +1

    I was going to hang out with my crush tonight/boyfriend/girlfriend but I guess I could cancel

  • @bobjoe1118
    @bobjoe1118 9 месяцев назад

    Coffee tonight????

  • @goblinmali2326
    @goblinmali2326 Год назад

    the rizz

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM Год назад +3

    "Poor baby, you shouldn't be alone, I'll invite all the guys over" and then she herself doesn't even show up.

  • @ericcady9257
    @ericcady9257 Год назад

    woulda said they must really of wanted out of this conversation

  • @Toxic_0_
    @Toxic_0_ Год назад

    “I’ll see you at the funeral then”

  • @ShrexyMan
    @ShrexyMan Год назад

    😂 😂 😂

  • @sophsophindahouse9331
    @sophsophindahouse9331 Год назад

    I can’t be the only one who thinks Zach is just soooo fine 🔥

  • @aaronstuart8490
    @aaronstuart8490 Год назад +27

    You can literally just say "let me call my bf and see if he wants to come"

  • @Ownage1
    @Ownage1 Год назад

    But I got the Van!

  • @cactus8462
    @cactus8462 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Ok ni**a” 💀💀💀

    • @earthygamer6412
      @earthygamer6412 8 месяцев назад

      thought I was the only one who heard that

  • @ExclusiveSaibot
    @ExclusiveSaibot Год назад

    Me: Sounds like a u problem

  • @Worldsworths
    @Worldsworths Год назад

    I was trying not to laugh, and I feel terrible

  • @Neironify
    @Neironify Год назад

    8 friking times😂🤣

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 Год назад +1

    Oh yea sorry about your dog bro. I know 8 times feels like a lot but the damn thing just kept barking bro what am I to do?

  • @Danceypants
    @Danceypants Год назад +100

    You don’t get coffee at night 😊
    Edit: no one gives af if you drink coffee at night you freak. Coffee is generally drunk in the morning by most people

    • @TheSlayerDiary
      @TheSlayerDiary Год назад +6

      I've definitely gone for coffee with a girl at night...
      Late night Tim Hortons date? Nothing better.

    • @tmdosu
      @tmdosu Год назад +3

      Mom drinks black coffee at night sometimes and then falls asleep in the living room.

    • @warwicknaude5563
      @warwicknaude5563 Год назад

      I do it sometimes, don't see why you wouldn't

    • @ty8842
      @ty8842 Год назад +3

      Night shifters have a problem with this comment

    • @Willy_Warmer
      @Willy_Warmer Год назад +1

      Sounds like you’re just upset that you’re wrong

  • @BamBam_TYM
    @BamBam_TYM Год назад +1

    Who drinks coffee at night for fun?

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM Год назад

      I just traveled to Vietnam last week, we drink coffee at night for fun.

  • @ShinzoWolf
    @ShinzoWolf 2 дня назад +1

    But we friends tho

  • @Eidolon5150
    @Eidolon5150 Год назад

    Emo rizzard

  • @imKwixl
    @imKwixl 4 месяца назад

    First of all coffee at night?

  • @grason_r
    @grason_r Год назад

    That’s not how by myself works 😭

  • @darkcodes9748
    @darkcodes9748 Год назад

    *delivered*

  • @quasa0
    @quasa0 Год назад

    Where is this from

  • @mikeyfrancisz
    @mikeyfrancisz 5 месяцев назад

    No such thing as the Friend Zone 🙄

  • @newt9095
    @newt9095 Год назад

    My grandpa…..he’s fine….but his wife

  • @JLAW949
    @JLAW949 Год назад

    What episode is this

  • @jesse5834
    @jesse5834 Год назад

    "8 times"

  • @thegunslinger-rh2zg
    @thegunslinger-rh2zg Год назад

    After he said oh his wife murdered then looked at his phone like he got a message and said oh he just got cancer

  • @stoicnotsad
    @stoicnotsad Год назад

    🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 Год назад

    Take notes

  • @SamathaHays-tp1sh
    @SamathaHays-tp1sh Год назад

    MuRdeReD

  • @nonasparxx9687
    @nonasparxx9687 8 месяцев назад

    Thats not how 'by myself' works😂😂

  • @matthewmontano9695
    @matthewmontano9695 Год назад

    Coffe at night ?

  • @dustyncartwright9324
    @dustyncartwright9324 Год назад +1

    START THE CALL WITH ‘Oh my phones on 5%’ so if I get cut off it’d cause my phone died’.
    YOU ARE WELCOME

  • @cardeajackson7644
    @cardeajackson7644 Год назад

    Do you wanna go out Zach?