Why was my first thought “yeah sorry… family night- some good quality family time with my family. You could go try and hang with your grandpa? He’s good right?”
“Are you trying to emotionally manipulate me by holding me hostage with the deaths of your family? Well add one more funeral to your schedule cause you just killed this relationship.” Cha cha real smooth🎉
i have a somewhat related story. I used to play dungeons and dragons every week with a group, a group I paid to join because it was one of those type of deals. my girlfriend had died a week before and I was pretty fucked up about it, obviously. The one thing I was looking forward to was spending a couple hours in a fantasy world with some friends and just having fun for a night to take my mind off her death. You know what happened? The group leader kicked me out. Did they do it because I was overly emotional making a scene? Did they do it because I was causing problems? Did they do it because I was acting emotionally unstable? No. None of that. She kicked me out because , and I quote her, "I have dealt with people in the past that have suffered trauma, and I don't want to be around that." So because someone else in her life cried in front of her, I was deprived of a night that should've just been a few hours of fun amongst friends. What insane fucking logic people use. I didnt talk to her after that, and eventually she blocked me on everything. Without a word. Just blocked me, like a year later. Isnt that fucking insane? So yeah. Somewhat related to the video, somewhat not.
And then that guy would go make 50 vague post about how no one’s ever there for him and he wants to unalive himself while never not aggressively harassing that girl again for turning him down
@@NOU-iw3gbWho cares? What do you get out of shitting on other people online? Are you that miserable you have to try to lift yourself up by belittling everyone else? Hope it gets better bro
IMO, the best friendzone is inviting another girl (preferably a homie) to come with every time until they get the message, or if they get invested you can just be straightforward
that's when you hit em with "who else is coming?"
note: this is what my wife said to me when I asked her out the first time
Nobody they all dead
@@brandoncheer656 Not his grandpa. He's good!
Damn bitch you good
"Hopefully the both of us if you know what I mean"
@@gustavomatos4974 🫡
"That's not how by myself works" 💀
No reply
He actually sounded like a chick toward the end.
😂😂😂
"so, wanna celebrate?" fits all the answers..
3.2k like and no replies, lemme fix that
@@ilovelebonbon no
@@jesse00012 yes
@@jesse00012yes
No it dont💀💀
"my dog got ran over" 😳
"EIGHT TIMES" 💀💀💀
⬅️🚗, 🚗➡️ 8x
"and again, I'm sorry about that"
@@Bamse.😂😂😂
Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse.
“Sure, I’ll invite the whole crew to meet us there”
Instant friend zone 101
Not him trauma dumping on you like that 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Can you be with me by myself?”
We have similar taste in profile picture
@@OpRidder4920 We both joined 6 years ago…spooky
@@multimediaswamp5169 that is spooky
"what" 😂😂😂
This is strange 😂😂
“You’re next” never let ‘em know your next move💯
"id love to but i gotta walk my fish"
_CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH_
Me:” I have AIDS.”
… Do you? 💀
yeah nah that's cool we can hang out
Eh...I'm not planning on sticking around that long, so I'll risk it. Who knows? With my immune system I might actually end up being immune.
Why was my first thought “yeah sorry… family night- some good quality family time with my family. You could go try and hang with your grandpa? He’s good right?”
Bros family line was obliterated 💀
He should have said "I love you I want to have your babies" dude be running so fast
Bruh I started dying after he said “8 times” 😂😂😂
the dog did after 1 time
“My grandpa is….totally fine. BUT HIS WIFE WAS MURDERD”
“But his wife”😂
This gives Michael Scott😂😂😂
“Are you trying to emotionally manipulate me by holding me hostage with the deaths of your family? Well add one more funeral to your schedule cause you just killed this relationship.”
Cha cha real smooth🎉
Corny
@@flimdud9576 your pfp is corny
@@Ok-kx2te oooh ouch good one
Shut up bih
@@flimdud9576 thanks for noticing. that was the goal! And your pfp isn’t corny.
I was honestly expecting him to say "I might just take myself tonight"
Bruh said "let's get coffee tonight"
Nobody else was saying anything
“I have period cramps”
I assume would get rid of most guys
Whats the point of having a sword if you don't get blood on it 😈
@@Gxrlla nah, that’s enough internet for today.
@@Gxrlla I wouldn’t even know how to process that if a guy told me that wtf 💀
@@Gxrlla Ayyyy.... I'm stealing this 💀
@@Gxrlla that was strangely good and weird at the same time. don't do it again though.
indiana sounded SO Australian in that
"Can u be with me by myself" idk why but the way he said "myself" in that sentence 💀💀💀💀
this guy is the funniest man ever
Norm Macdonald’s ghost: “murdered!”
this plays like a hivemind bit and i love it
i have a somewhat related story. I used to play dungeons and dragons every week with a group, a group I paid to join because it was one of those type of deals.
my girlfriend had died a week before and I was pretty fucked up about it, obviously. The one thing I was looking forward to was spending a couple hours in a fantasy world with some friends and just having fun for a night to take my mind off her death.
You know what happened? The group leader kicked me out. Did they do it because I was overly emotional making a scene? Did they do it because I was causing problems? Did they do it because I was acting emotionally unstable? No. None of that. She kicked me out because , and I quote her, "I have dealt with people in the past that have suffered trauma, and I don't want to be around that."
So because someone else in her life cried in front of her, I was deprived of a night that should've just been a few hours of fun amongst friends.
What insane fucking logic people use. I didnt talk to her after that, and eventually she blocked me on everything. Without a word. Just blocked me, like a year later.
Isnt that fucking insane? So yeah. Somewhat related to the video, somewhat not.
Fuck them, they don’t deserve you! I hope you’re doing good now ❤
And then that guy would go make 50 vague post about how no one’s ever there for him and he wants to unalive himself while never not aggressively harassing that girl again for turning him down
Too much makeup 💄
@@NOU-iw3gbfoul 😂😊
@@NOU-iw3gbWho cares? What do you get out of shitting on other people online? Are you that miserable you have to try to lift yourself up by belittling everyone else? Hope it gets better bro
Sure no problem that’s what friends are for immediate friend zone
“Oh my that sounds awful.. um.. yeah as long as I can be a supportive FRIEND”
Her Australian accent poked thru lol
Why does she mix an Australian accent and an American one??
@@darkshaddow44 she’s originally Australian lol
Where did she go, like why isn't she on the podcast anymore
When he said his grandpa was fine I would have said “ good go with him”
yo he got that toxic rizz
“Of course Family need to be together in this type of situation 😞”
IMO, the best friendzone is inviting another girl (preferably a homie) to come with every time until they get the message, or if they get invested you can just be straightforward
Zach- My dog got ran over this morning. 8 times!
Me- Was his name Brian??? 😂
(Family Guy)
jared has japanese crime tatoos
I really thought he was gonna respond to my dog got run over with "yeah by me"
All this work to get around a simple “no”
'get get coffee tonight?"
Who gets coffee in the late afternoon
When he was talking about his grandpa it would have been FUNNY if he pretended to get a phone call saying he just died
You he is legit almost crying that’s good acting I hope
The classic:” mom died, cat died, dog died, tree died, family gone, they hit the pentagon, I’m homeless, and I’ve got chronic ball lymphoma”
He's taking the guilt tripping method
He's great
bro was ab to cry😭😭😭😭
Friend zoning means you would go to coffee with them but not get romantically involved.
Zach really said come on mam let's be alone together
Just agree and invite more people, boom, friendzoned
“My grandpa….is completely fine-oh that’s good then-BUT his wife… MURDERED” 😭🤚🏻
The rough thing about this clip is the one person he said was fine is the only person who had passed away out of that whole list of people he dropped
FriendZone would be sure, ill bring ny bestie or ill bring my bf too 😂
Broooooo he looks like Tyler from Wednesday
i thought zack was gonna go with the"my grandpa... he's fine, his wife was murdered tho... by him, he's in prison"
Me drinking coffee at night
Im totally fucking stealing this lol
Stay away from that guy he's bad luck.
Yeah my dog got ran over this morning 8 times 😂 he kept getting back up but then 7 more cars drove by......
My GRANDPOPS is totally fine...............but his wife ......murdered
🤣 🤣
What episode is this?
Jared is handsome.
THE CAPTION 😭😭
Jared shouldve just said "i have a boyfriend"
Easy struggle and pain gives you an ambition boom
Jerrid”I’m so sorry
Zach”My parents died
I was going to hang out with my crush tonight/boyfriend/girlfriend but I guess I could cancel
Coffee tonight????
the rizz
"Poor baby, you shouldn't be alone, I'll invite all the guys over" and then she herself doesn't even show up.
woulda said they must really of wanted out of this conversation
“I’ll see you at the funeral then”
😂 😂 😂
I can’t be the only one who thinks Zach is just soooo fine 🔥
You can literally just say "let me call my bf and see if he wants to come"
But I got the Van!
“Ok ni**a” 💀💀💀
thought I was the only one who heard that
Me: Sounds like a u problem
I was trying not to laugh, and I feel terrible
8 friking times😂🤣
Oh yea sorry about your dog bro. I know 8 times feels like a lot but the damn thing just kept barking bro what am I to do?
You don’t get coffee at night 😊
Edit: no one gives af if you drink coffee at night you freak. Coffee is generally drunk in the morning by most people
I've definitely gone for coffee with a girl at night...
Late night Tim Hortons date? Nothing better.
Mom drinks black coffee at night sometimes and then falls asleep in the living room.
I do it sometimes, don't see why you wouldn't
Night shifters have a problem with this comment
Sounds like you’re just upset that you’re wrong
Who drinks coffee at night for fun?
I just traveled to Vietnam last week, we drink coffee at night for fun.
But we friends tho
Emo rizzard
First of all coffee at night?
That’s not how by myself works 😭
*delivered*
Where is this from
No such thing as the Friend Zone 🙄
My grandpa…..he’s fine….but his wife
What episode is this
"8 times"
After he said oh his wife murdered then looked at his phone like he got a message and said oh he just got cancer
🤦♂️🤣
Take notes
MuRdeReD
Thats not how 'by myself' works😂😂
Coffe at night ?
START THE CALL WITH ‘Oh my phones on 5%’ so if I get cut off it’d cause my phone died’.
YOU ARE WELCOME
genius
Do you wanna go out Zach?