James May Narrowly Avoiding Death For 2 and Half Minutes | The Grand Tour

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @ZacChilds
    @ZacChilds 3 года назад +9676

    That recurring joke of James being brutally killed and responding with a slightly annoyed "ow" never gets old

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 6 лет назад +17932

    Nice to see him getting some use out of that coat he got for Antarctica

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 лет назад +1052

      North pole actually. Antartica is SOUTH pole

    • @jevanking4768
      @jevanking4768 6 лет назад +434

      Muhammad Rafa terribly sorry

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 лет назад +277

      @@jevanking4768 eh it's fine. I forgive anyone that makes small but not annoying mistakes.

    • @jevanking4768
      @jevanking4768 6 лет назад +165

      Muhammad Rafa very kind of you but I should have double checked before writing the comment

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 лет назад +70

      @@jevanking4768 yup.

  • @ZDdddthdfg
    @ZDdddthdfg 4 года назад +3003

    The most unrealistic part of this is that they expect us to believe that James May’s outlet would ever look like that

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 3 года назад +257

      man probably made specific lanes for his wires

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 года назад +123

      Or that he would ignore it, even when it wasn't sparking. Jezza can set him into fits with his watch bezel.

    • @vitsobotka6268
      @vitsobotka6268 2 года назад +18

      Wanted to make a comment exactly like this. You Beat me to it. Well done to you sir

    • @nyakinyuan1005
      @nyakinyuan1005 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND Год назад +1

      😭😂

  • @linusnilsson2377
    @linusnilsson2377 3 года назад +6140

    james may being funnier than the new top gear without even talking

  • @RJ1999x
    @RJ1999x 7 лет назад +23854

    BBC made a huge mistake letting these guys get away. They're geniuses

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +876

      Basically Clarkson happened

    • @maheshnamasivayam1433
      @maheshnamasivayam1433 5 лет назад +83

      Genii you mean... 😉

    • @mattwho81
      @mattwho81 5 лет назад +883

      You abuse the staff you should accept the consequences no matter who you are.

    • @terrier_productions
      @terrier_productions 5 лет назад +27

      Well done! You’ve earned your 500th like!

    • @TyDavisJr
      @TyDavisJr 5 лет назад +119

      The BBC is a genius like those who voted for brexit. 👏

  • @EthanBorsboom
    @EthanBorsboom 5 лет назад +9895

    Does this mean he's not coming on then

    • @danielannett1019
      @danielannett1019 4 года назад +826

      well Ethan Harry he got into his car and a fully loaded tipper container landed on his head and now his bones have been reduced to dust so that a no

    • @NGKGMR
      @NGKGMR 4 года назад +62

      @@danielannett1019 LOL

    • @Jess91296
      @Jess91296 4 года назад +47

      BEST COMMENT

    • @albinrudfell5356
      @albinrudfell5356 4 года назад +24

      Communists is behind all this!

    • @philipvideos275
      @philipvideos275 4 года назад +4

      this is 2017

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 лет назад +5757

    *James gets blown up by a nuke*
    "OW!"

  • @SuperE-fe2mk
    @SuperE-fe2mk 4 года назад +4472

    "James May is still alive"
    On that terrible disappointment, back to the tent

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +106

      "James May is still alive"
      "Oh no! Anyway"

    • @imblack011
      @imblack011 3 года назад +12

      Underrated conment

    • @tiki5430
      @tiki5430 3 года назад +37

      James: died because a container dropped to his head
      Jeremy: Oh no! Anyway last week, We talked about new VW Golf...

    • @blackdragon9204
      @blackdragon9204 3 года назад +5

      ...still alive....slowly....

    • @Ngormanphotography
      @Ngormanphotography 3 года назад +2

      Back to the studio

  • @fqby1
    @fqby1 5 лет назад +13376

    The guy that found the source of the river Nile

    • @SempleProductions
      @SempleProductions 5 лет назад +963

      With two lesser known blokes. 🤣

    • @rashad9014
      @rashad9014 5 лет назад +23

      Mafia studios?

    • @twrk139
      @twrk139 5 лет назад +43

      @123 456 shh, it was the source

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 5 лет назад +97

      They should put up a statue in Trafalgar Square or something. He deserves that much, surely? ;-)

    • @Ethanthecoolboy
      @Ethanthecoolboy 4 года назад +32

      Eng. Rashad, James May was the one out of the trio to find the water source of the Nile River.

  • @graboid78
    @graboid78 4 года назад +4211

    3:03 Whoever decided to add the "OW" is a genius

    • @whyuneedtoknow1088
      @whyuneedtoknow1088 4 года назад +144

      Nah, they should have made him say “KOHK”

    • @gibbsfreenthalpy
      @gibbsfreenthalpy 4 года назад +95

      @@whyuneedtoknow1088 No no, it IS a running joke, see the scene where he drives his Jag over the cliff in the US for example.

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 года назад +5

      @@gibbsfreenthalpy he never said it wasn't a running joke, he just suggested he said something else

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 3 года назад +27

      The anvil was a nice touch as well.

    • @iraklitibunashvili6798
      @iraklitibunashvili6798 3 года назад +15

      I think he should have said "HAMMOND,YOU IDIOT" because if he didn't visit him this wouldn't happen(I am not saying anything about Jeremy)

  • @Consume0
    @Consume0 7 лет назад +2702

    “Ow” - final words of James May 1963-2017

    • @ShayanGivehchian
      @ShayanGivehchian 7 лет назад +147

      James I would have been happier with "oh cock"

    • @chilcottjack29
      @chilcottjack29 7 лет назад +130

      James - considerable typo in there mate, you mean 1863... right?

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 7 лет назад +26

      Is he from 1963?!? My father is older than him and looks 10 years younger! My mother, too! He truly is an old lady.

    • @Ajsirb24
      @Ajsirb24 7 лет назад +4

      James *word*

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 7 лет назад +3

      Cock!

  • @snkit3224
    @snkit3224 3 года назад +5392

    I prefer the original title “James May is still alive”, as well as the original thumbnail picture.

    • @atharvpatil5786
      @atharvpatil5786 3 года назад +92

      Don't understand why they are doing this, Duh!

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 3 года назад +143

      @@atharvpatil5786 Because algorithms

    • @tamasee_nee1573
      @tamasee_nee1573 3 года назад +14

      and they take care of this account

    • @centurionmk.1365
      @centurionmk.1365 3 года назад +27

      Well it an american show now so... Simple is the better lol

    • @blueberryman4685
      @blueberryman4685 3 года назад +84

      @@centurionmk.1365 you really don't know this is british

  • @akshsj6695
    @akshsj6695 5 лет назад +3935

    James May
    1208 BC - 2017AC

    • @KR15MES
      @KR15MES 5 лет назад +59

      Massi who pissed in your soup? getting wound up like that over a tiny irrelevant detail that never mattered in the first place. You must be a very unstable person.

    • @spacemarine9801
      @spacemarine9801 5 лет назад +30

      @@massi2272 you are a simpelton

    • @darkveneno6155
      @darkveneno6155 5 лет назад +25

      He is still alive he said “ow” after that

    • @Zaltic
      @Zaltic 5 лет назад +6

      @@massi2272 I've never seen anyone take a joke so seriously... If you haven't committed suicide yet you should know that you are an absolute naff and have no talent. Get a life if you haven't lost yours yet

    • @darkveneno6155
      @darkveneno6155 5 лет назад

      Kristian Messenger he was just kidding

  • @dariyuskabraji4609
    @dariyuskabraji4609 6 лет назад +4791

    Some say he already died in Albania, and that he now roams our physical realm with a murderous yet pedantic nature. All we know is, he's called Captain Slow!

    • @tinovanderzwanphonocave544
      @tinovanderzwanphonocave544 5 лет назад +49

      murderous in he talks you to death!
      ''you know i don't understand the need for revolving doors in buildings the thing is you always get something jammed your man purse or your leg and why are they always at the size that a person can just get in and i don't mean those big ones in governement buildings or hospitals but the ones in a pub or shop in case of fire you are all dead i mean bla bla blabla bla bla!

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 5 лет назад +3

      Captain Slowly

    • @danyaalahmad2548
      @danyaalahmad2548 5 лет назад +34

      I read that in clarksons voice

    • @Accooljeet1987
      @Accooljeet1987 4 года назад +3

      I read this comment with Clarkson's voice in my mind😁

    • @memematt5899
      @memematt5899 4 года назад +1

      All we know is that he is called Captain Slow.

  • @abramo7700
    @abramo7700 4 года назад +6483

    *looks at monitor
    *flatlines for hammond and clarkson
    *looks at cameraman
    “Does that mean they’re not coming on then?

    • @autum6764
      @autum6764 4 года назад +252

      Well james their hearts have now given up on supporting their lifes so thats a no.

    • @runadaisuke
      @runadaisuke 4 года назад +146

      Oh... And on that terrible disappointment

    • @homeschoolhd596
      @homeschoolhd596 3 года назад +78

      Well James, my heart has stopped pumping blood to my body and now I’m dead
      So no

    • @inoperative_
      @inoperative_ 3 года назад +14

      Farrel Gp it’s time to end.

    • @surrealorb8325
      @surrealorb8325 3 года назад +11

      Ah, a wild 22b. A car I’ll never own because I’m in the land down under... *cries in 5 22b’s*

  • @acoolerhandle
    @acoolerhandle 4 года назад +1988

    The only thing slower than James May is whoever is throwing the bricks.

  • @thecynicmillenialshow6112
    @thecynicmillenialshow6112 5 лет назад +7584

    If you play this in 0.25 speed it'll be more realistic as they had to speed the film up

    • @dharavshukla9298
      @dharavshukla9298 5 лет назад +48

      TheCynicMillenial Show 1.25 you mean?

    • @rapstninja
      @rapstninja 5 лет назад +270

      No 1.25 is when u are going faster and 0.25 is when u are going slower so it is in fact 0.25

    • @caleblastname6969
      @caleblastname6969 5 лет назад +18

      haha

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 5 лет назад +208

      James is called "Captain slow" or "snail"...

    • @harsaranhehar9073
      @harsaranhehar9073 5 лет назад +73

      Someone the Italians call him Mister Slowly

  • @valenworld
    @valenworld 5 лет назад +12758

    One day this title is going to be very confusing
    Edit: The video used to be called 'James May is still alive'.

    • @prity777
      @prity777 5 лет назад +76

      you are confusing...

    • @mrmonsterhunter808
      @mrmonsterhunter808 5 лет назад +551

      Nameless 261 when he inevitably dies for real

    • @arjun._.bbC6
      @arjun._.bbC6 5 лет назад +47

      Oh damn......

    • @ege5804
      @ege5804 5 лет назад +661

      Dont . Just dont say that .

    • @raconbacon5649
      @raconbacon5649 5 лет назад +31

      Oh what a day that will be......

  • @eiebsrebla
    @eiebsrebla 5 лет назад +517

    That ending was actually bloody well done, if you look at the closing door there is no sign of an edit. I know it’s not necessarily difficult to do but it was damn smooth.

    • @PlatypusVomit
      @PlatypusVomit 2 года назад +48

      That was my reaction as well. Really well done edit.
      Or they just filmed in mexico and killed a stuntman......

    • @TheGamingNorwegian
      @TheGamingNorwegian Год назад +8

      Same with the train, only way you can tell its two shots is by looking in the reflection of the car as there is no train in its reflection.

  • @MrPerfect2000Z
    @MrPerfect2000Z 2 года назад +104

    Love how he turns up at the hospital just to check that they are still there...and then walks straight out

  • @nybotor
    @nybotor 7 лет назад +1974

    Some say his heart beats three times slower than the average person, and that he is constantly in slow motion...
    ...all we know is that he’s called James May.

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 6 лет назад +16

      nybotor well he was born in 1836

    • @MsSigurjon
      @MsSigurjon 6 лет назад +11

      All we know is hes called Captain Slow

    • @nirangatang7759
      @nirangatang7759 5 лет назад +2

      And that his year only contains 30 days may

    • @TubinPanther13
      @TubinPanther13 3 года назад +2

      Read that in Clarksons voice..

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад

      If you change video it 1/4 normal speed he is going in slow mo.

  • @WojtriX
    @WojtriX 7 лет назад +2446

    The anvil killed me hahaha

    • @glathir1168
      @glathir1168 7 лет назад +190

      Nearly killed James May too

    • @tactition777
      @tactition777 7 лет назад +86

      A true anvil as well. Never bounced

    • @thehh5118
      @thehh5118 7 лет назад +8

      But it didn't kill May! ;)

    • @SubjectRandom21
      @SubjectRandom21 7 лет назад +2

      R.I.P WojtriX.

    • @WojtriX
      @WojtriX 7 лет назад

      SubjectRandom [*]

  • @spacewolf9596
    @spacewolf9596 5 лет назад +5027

    Of course he’s still alive. He’s Captain Slow. Or as the Italians call him...
    Mr Slowly

    • @Hectic_cxnt
      @Hectic_cxnt 5 лет назад +34

      @@dany3020 it was a joke on a top gear episode

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 года назад +55

      I remember that joke! But honestly I don't know how it got translated into Italian, cause we actually call him "Capitan Lento", which perfectly translates into "Captain Slow"

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 года назад +8

      There’s actually a surname in our language that perfectly translate to Slowly or Go slowly. Random coincidence.

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 года назад +3

      @@MikhaelAhava what surname are you talking about?

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 года назад +1

      @BOO5T “Maghinay.” It’s a Visayan name nothing important really.

  • @matejoleksak482
    @matejoleksak482 3 года назад +73

    I love, that at 2:14 he turns left, which is the only unmarked direction (very subtle joke about his orientation in space)

  • @MrBudfreak
    @MrBudfreak 7 лет назад +1504

    "Ow"

  • @spaced_ffs
    @spaced_ffs 5 лет назад +3454

    This was clearly faked as the place James May keeps his bike isn’t organised in the slightest

    • @harveyhall2350
      @harveyhall2350 5 лет назад +41

      I would never have known this

    • @SaltyIdleBoi
      @SaltyIdleBoi 5 лет назад +92

      Another commenter pointed it out to me that this may be intentional as all throughout the video there are attempts at James's life so it isn't too unreasonable to think someone tried to sabotage his garage.

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 года назад +73

      And this is clearly faked because James May is moving too fast

    • @Kub5008
      @Kub5008 4 года назад +5

      you don't say

    • @gakahuarthur993
      @gakahuarthur993 4 года назад +7

      the most brilliant mind in the galaxy

  • @ShayanGivehchian
    @ShayanGivehchian 7 лет назад +5213

    These promos are like foreplay before sex but like dragged over 2 months so quite a bit of a torture

    • @jerrytotten3733
      @jerrytotten3733 7 лет назад +68

      Shayan Givehchian some people pay good money for that.

    • @UKfromadrone
      @UKfromadrone 7 лет назад +42

      it's like watching the moving thumbnails of porn videos and trying to jack off to it...
      on the other hand, 1 more week to go, it better be explosive, because the fans all over the world will burst out ejaculating on their screens

    • @echoesmourn3108
      @echoesmourn3108 7 лет назад +40

      It's bondage sex, that's what it is
      - Jeremy Clarkson

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 7 лет назад +2

      Fuck you, they are fun and entertaining to watch

    • @michaelgordon6867
      @michaelgordon6867 7 лет назад +1

      Were is my sock?

  • @yezzadezza
    @yezzadezza 3 года назад +96

    I'm watching this again after almost 3 years, it's still brilliant.
    They should definitely keep uploading skits like this regularly on drivetrive, in between their Amazon specials. Not just as marketing for the new special, just car related, or any, skits in general.
    British Sketch Comedy meets the Grand Tour.

  • @ked4
    @ked4 7 лет назад +797

    The music is very fitting for James

  • @Zorstyk
    @Zorstyk 7 лет назад +3384

    Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @Zorstyk
      @Zorstyk 7 лет назад +34

      Geoffrey Gibson BSc Oh 😕

    • @sajmirlatifi2309
      @sajmirlatifi2309 7 лет назад +4

      Geoffrey Gibson BSc 😂😂🤣

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 лет назад +52

      That will never get old. We will all be dead and dust.....that comment will still be thrown around on comment sections everywhere.

    • @TPWC-eo5ui
      @TPWC-eo5ui 7 лет назад +23

      Well he has multiple fractures and brain trauma...so that's a no...

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 лет назад +26

      He said "Ow", so that's a no.

  • @jackjane7981
    @jackjane7981 5 лет назад +933

    Your telling me that JAMES MAY. JAMES MAY! HAS AN OVERLOADED PLUG SOCKET AND A GAP. A GAP! IN HIS SHED

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 5 лет назад +38

      Yeah, just really doesn't ring true, now does it? Must have been sabotage. :)

    • @SaltyIdleBoi
      @SaltyIdleBoi 5 лет назад +1

      @@RICDirector omg, wow i didnt realise that until you said it, thank you so much.

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 года назад +2

      Espionage

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад

      Jack Jane You’re*

    • @tristanowen9409
      @tristanowen9409 4 года назад +1

      Captain Slow sufferers from OGs it totally sabotage

  • @orabi3091
    @orabi3091 2 года назад +93

    This hits differently after his crash in the Scandinavian special

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 5 лет назад +1416

    The funny thing is that James already drank paint stripper in Vietnam

    • @amaanzeb9661
      @amaanzeb9661 4 года назад +104

      I think it was Burma

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 года назад +36

      @@amaanzeb9661 Yeah, it was. White spirit, IIRC.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 года назад +2

      @@Tumbleflop whats the difference?

    • @Kay-cx5ix
      @Kay-cx5ix 3 года назад +5

      I was thinking exactly that apart from it was Burma but easy mistake 😂😂❤️

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 года назад +15

      And a brick and raw beef smoothie

  • @Masterfighterx
    @Masterfighterx 7 лет назад +2292

    ''Hammond/Clarkson: You didn't even visit us at the hospital! May: I did, but you slept, so I left. Hammond/Clarkson: Couldn't you've waited for us to wake up? May: We don't wait, you know that.''

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 6 лет назад +7

      Zyx Nice.

    • @largesoda1729
      @largesoda1729 6 лет назад +24

      Oh cock. House rules go... If it's not my fault, I can leave

    • @frooz442
      @frooz442 6 лет назад +32

      I read that in their voices lol

    • @-kami-121
      @-kami-121 6 лет назад +1

      Omg XDDD

    • @anureshkadachira
      @anureshkadachira 6 лет назад +1

      is that from an episode?

  • @E34Benzin
    @E34Benzin 7 лет назад +545

    That's not James May's Panda. The headliner is dirty, which is unacceptable for a man obsessed with things such as air vents' alignment.

    • @wahidjr689
      @wahidjr689 7 лет назад +3

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    • @marshallowens4494
      @marshallowens4494 5 лет назад +5

      Was disappointed it wasn't the Dacia sandero

    • @Sum_Guy
      @Sum_Guy 5 лет назад +1

      Funny thing is that he's never owned the Panda... He said all his cars are mid engined and the Panda is his girlfriend's.

    • @badman1220
      @badman1220 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sum_Guy He also owned/owns a classic Porsche 911 which is rear engined....

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 3 года назад +44

    Why do I get the impression James loved filming this.

  • @User8571
    @User8571 7 лет назад +169

    I was expecting James to throw grapes at the two of them until they woke up.

  • @blazemushfiq7655
    @blazemushfiq7655 7 лет назад +1330

    Before it was TG, now its GT

  • @101gaminglegion7
    @101gaminglegion7 7 лет назад +212

    i think for the most part james is like a bass player in a band dosent get enough credit for his work

    • @JW-qu8fj
      @JW-qu8fj 7 лет назад +3

      101 Gaminglegion - You get it

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 7 лет назад +3

      101 Gaminglegion Like John Paul Jones?

    • @DTCJimmy
      @DTCJimmy 7 лет назад +5

      He is a pianist and I'd say they are under appreciated in bands as well so it kinda makes sense. Plus they had the Top gear band where Jeremy was the drummer and Richard was the guitarist. Theyre awful lol but the instruments suit them at the same time

    • @JW-qu8fj
      @JW-qu8fj 7 лет назад

      Evi1M4chine - Nice troll 7/10

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 7 лет назад

      Evi1M4chine Moron alert.

  • @Heato-gz4tb
    @Heato-gz4tb 3 года назад +48

    Only the real OG’s remember when this was called “James May is still alive”

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 2 года назад +2

      Why was the name changed? Did the channel get a rebrand?

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 8 месяцев назад

      @@stuff31yes

  • @lush.hayden
    @lush.hayden 4 года назад +1677

    Sucks that one day this video won't be true

    • @hend094
      @hend094 4 года назад +194

      Wow, I don't like the fact you pointed that out and the fact you are right.

    • @talon_xi
      @talon_xi 4 года назад +51

      that's what they want you to think

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 4 года назад +46

      or you know, james can just pull a sekiro and get blessed with immortality by the queen or something

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 4 года назад +38

      On the bright side, i don’t think that day is quite yet. James seems to me as a man in good health for his age, but i know nothing.

    • @AC-bg4cs
      @AC-bg4cs 3 года назад +4

      Ffs dude

  • @sajanapeiris8416
    @sajanapeiris8416 5 лет назад +1084

    With this luck he could defeat Thanos with his eyes closed.

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 4 года назад +11

      Good god that picture of jeremy on your profile picture is absolutely terrifying

  • @neofox.
    @neofox. 7 лет назад +197

    For those who are wondering what the songs are called:
    Keith Mansfield - Life of Leisure
    Alan Hawkshaw - Girl in a Sportscar (when James is in the car)

  • @lunamiku4166
    @lunamiku4166 3 года назад +22

    Jeremy, James and Hammond are basically another version of "The Golden Girls"
    They grow on you and love them for their quirks

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 3 года назад +1

      Utter nonsense. There's no grandma character for a start, she made that whole show.

    • @lunamiku4166
      @lunamiku4166 3 года назад +2

      @@DanceySteveYNWA Lol all of them are Grandma's.... I think what you mean is there is no Sophia
      Let Stig be Sophia then!!

  • @Lolm3ist3r
    @Lolm3ist3r 4 года назад +372

    James May will always remind everyone of their somewhat eccentric uncle who never got married.

  • @theon1e
    @theon1e 7 лет назад +682

    Since he's Captain Slow, maybe it takes him longer to pass away. Jk love The Grand Tour can't wait for Season 2

  • @2manyblueberries
    @2manyblueberries 5 лет назад +459

    3:01 should've been a piano. Smh

    • @Kommandant4298-ui8jw
      @Kommandant4298-ui8jw 5 лет назад +84

      Like your thinking. Not going to work though.
      .... he wasn't driving a Morris Marina.

    • @whoeverit9087
      @whoeverit9087 5 лет назад +12

      Caravan piano Caravan sandwich

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 4 года назад +9

      Or a caravan

    • @Arbiter1414
      @Arbiter1414 4 года назад +1

      Careless air 😂

    • @umar_07w
      @umar_07w 4 года назад +6

      Well their sister company flying pianos went bust as people were complaining how many of their morises were getting smashed by the piano being carried by helis

  • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
    @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 3 года назад +13

    01:08 I love the attention to detail of the previously broken tiles suggesting this is a common occurrence.

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 6 месяцев назад +1

      That was the first tile when he entered the building

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 7 лет назад +1288

    just one week left, can't wait. By the way James, is that the very same coat you were wearing in the polar special?

    • @extremerFatalist
      @extremerFatalist 7 лет назад +106

      darius2640 Didnt know the weather is that bad in England.

    • @wakeley4984
      @wakeley4984 7 лет назад +47

      He is just getting old xD

    • @miguelbaeza65
      @miguelbaeza65 7 лет назад +117

      If the coat is in good shape, why wouldn't he get rid of it.

    • @Hot-Dog-Racing
      @Hot-Dog-Racing 7 лет назад +9

      Also the Canada one 💁🏻

    • @themotivationalspeaker6307
      @themotivationalspeaker6307 7 лет назад +70

      darius2640 love how the fact they’re badly dressed is a running joke yet James and Richard both wear Canada Goose jackets around £1000

  • @DaniTheFemby99
    @DaniTheFemby99 5 лет назад +474

    He wasn't wearing a high-visibility vest when he crossed the tracks...

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 7 лет назад +1701

    1/10 not using a tampon to clean oil off his bike

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 7 лет назад +24

      But the last time I changed plugs on my car, I looked at 'em the same way.
      I'm telling you, reading spark plugs is becoming a lost art

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth 7 лет назад +77

      Throwback to Bolivia.
      "James was suspiciously skillful with the vaseline and condoms"

    • @pocketshit
      @pocketshit 7 лет назад +2

      haha i read it in Clarkson's book

    • @thomasjackwigglesworth
      @thomasjackwigglesworth 6 лет назад +1

      What about this hob

    • @elementartsofficial68
      @elementartsofficial68 5 лет назад +6

      But remember when he said he used tampons to clean off the spilt milk in the tight spaces of his kitchen??

  • @sampletext2236
    @sampletext2236 3 года назад +57

    James May: gets shot 95,000,000 times
    Also James May: **ow**

  • @bubblesofthecoast6393
    @bubblesofthecoast6393 7 лет назад +896

    The Morris Marina owner’s club strikes back

    •  6 лет назад +27

      I hate James may and the other two but mainly James may

    • @fawwazrafif5160
      @fawwazrafif5160 6 лет назад +13

      @ I want my morris back

    • @skyeplaysgames6734
      @skyeplaysgames6734 6 лет назад +1

      Haha

    • @Xiaomi-jm2gz
      @Xiaomi-jm2gz 5 лет назад +3

      Episode 6: Return of James May.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 5 лет назад +3

      This is the best comment ever.

  • @captainzoll3303
    @captainzoll3303 7 лет назад +1358

    Is anyone else surprised he doesn't have a dacia sandero?

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 7 лет назад +129

      It's been said on the show several times that his daily driver is a Fiat Panda.

    • @iohannes29
      @iohannes29 7 лет назад +123

      He did briefly get one as a gift from Jeremy but it got reversed into by a lorry in Romania

    • @ka4629
      @ka4629 7 лет назад +35

      bad news!

    • @LeprosuGnome
      @LeprosuGnome 7 лет назад +2

      Or a volvo

    • @tgms177
      @tgms177 7 лет назад +7

      Kha 472 WHAT!?!?

  • @MarkSW
    @MarkSW 7 лет назад +266

    At least he wasn't driving a Morris Marina. I hear pianos fall on them all the time.

    • @DILifeWithMo
      @DILifeWithMo 7 лет назад +15

      Dalek Sram it's those pilots from 'Careless Airs' can't transport piano's

    • @theempires5
      @theempires5 7 лет назад +4

      It's raining piano as far as I know in that part of England

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 7 лет назад +1

      That was the major fault when the cars came out.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 лет назад

      Ray Banner Cats and dogs I knew of, but of this one I have not heard before.

    • @timmytton7043
      @timmytton7043 7 лет назад

      Morris minor more like, like the piano chord

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 3 года назад +8

    I love this! I was thinking about this the other day. I love the idea of Richard and Jeremy being put on the same ward, next to eachother.

  • @xLUKEYx
    @xLUKEYx 7 лет назад +235

    I couldnt stop laughing when the anvil just come from no where. You guys always make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz 6 лет назад +2

      "ow" lol

    • @teej5619
      @teej5619 6 лет назад +3

      LUKEY ... The anvil that fell out of nowhere was the funniest part🤣😂👍

    • @Jaeden_Phoenix
      @Jaeden_Phoenix 6 лет назад

      That's a skip...

  • @Gav3lo
    @Gav3lo 5 лет назад +204

    The music he was playing in his car made me feel so nostalgic

  • @ramnars3729
    @ramnars3729 7 лет назад +849

    Captain Hamster

    • @1181darkfire
      @1181darkfire 7 лет назад +2

      ramna rs LmAo captain hamster

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 лет назад +4

      Could you please explain this to me? Who was the shouting man? Why hamster? Why not Slow this time? What am I missing here?

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 7 лет назад +9

      Soup because he had to present the 3 man show on his own

    • @joshuawilliams9954
      @joshuawilliams9954 7 лет назад +26

      The BBC will probs rape them if they used "Captain Slow"

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 7 лет назад +7

      James may is usually known as captain slow, but the bbc would sue for that. Hammond is known as the hamster, so together, getting around being sued, you have captain hamster

  • @txnonwheels
    @txnonwheels 4 года назад +8

    Love these guys! I wish they still did weekly episodes. Miss their antics so much!

  • @TheStraightPipes
    @TheStraightPipes 7 лет назад +705

    That Canada Goose jacket

  • @pradasonny3396
    @pradasonny3396 7 лет назад +923

    He cut his hair ;_:

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 7 лет назад +66

      James!!! Regrow your hair immedietly! You old DingleBerry!

    • @Gelenvader3
      @Gelenvader3 7 лет назад +7

      X_killersun_X thank God he was looking homeless

    • @praveensharma9893
      @praveensharma9893 7 лет назад +1

      He looks like man for once. Thank God

    • @HeidiandFranny
      @HeidiandFranny 7 лет назад +2

      I am surprised at how grey it is. I kind of like it. A new
      Look for Captn slow.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 7 лет назад +12

      I like the long hair please grow it back

  • @Reeses24
    @Reeses24 5 лет назад +890

    Anyone else notice that the van guy said captain hamster not slow

    • @ryansmith1471
      @ryansmith1471 5 лет назад +23

      cj panda probably copyright or something

    • @TheToonMonkey
      @TheToonMonkey 5 лет назад +231

      Yes. Literally everyone that watched it noticed that. That was the purpose of the joke.

    • @BPJJohn
      @BPJJohn 4 года назад +47

      thanks, Captain obvious.

    • @jackpearson5285
      @jackpearson5285 4 года назад +50

      @@BPJJohn Anyone else notice that BPJ John said captain obvious not slow

    • @hencive
      @hencive 4 года назад +6

      Didnt he say captain m'ster?

  • @TheAziz
    @TheAziz 2 года назад +16

    After Scandi Flick, it's surprising how he's still alive

    • @leifvejby8023
      @leifvejby8023 Год назад +2

      Scandi flicks are fine and safe, just don't overdo them - I should know!

  • @haich_9085
    @haich_9085 6 лет назад +978

    So he survived the mulsanne crash in Albania...

    • @MrRodenikku
      @MrRodenikku 5 лет назад +2

      wot?

    • @AUG0S
      @AUG0S 5 лет назад +163

      No he was literally killed. He said so himself.

    • @nicksullivan1610
      @nicksullivan1610 5 лет назад +11

      *bentley

    • @joaolimao9381
      @joaolimao9381 5 лет назад +6

      Nick it wasnt him driving the bentley

    • @grzegorzzawadzki3693
      @grzegorzzawadzki3693 5 лет назад +15

      Jeremy was driving "Bentley" in first place. After bank job done James' colleagues jumped into Rolls and Merc, so only available car was "Bentley".

  • @bestgameville
    @bestgameville 7 лет назад +490

    The living legend Captian Slow

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 5 лет назад +74

    He really is Captin Slow
    He's even slow at getting injured

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 3 года назад

      Do you know what the music is in the video

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 2 года назад +3

    *As a newfound fan of this trio I’m absolutely loving these clips!*

  • @SammyBFilms
    @SammyBFilms 7 лет назад +419

    I'm a bit surprised they didn't drop a Morris Marina on it. :-)

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 7 лет назад +6

      Or a caravan! Or is that Top Gear's thing?

    • @scottrider8445
      @scottrider8445 7 лет назад +11

      I think it's a symbol. That the Morris Marina just isn't good enough to be responsible for killing May. It's so bad that even a garbage dumpster was better for the job.

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 7 лет назад +14

      Several years had passed since they did that Morris Marina thing. Now if they try to drop one to kill May, the Marina would be so rusty it would disintegrate in the air before it even touches his car.

    • @byebye006
      @byebye006 7 лет назад +7

      I was kinda hoping it would be a piano, but the skip is acceptable.

    • @SNC2319
      @SNC2319 7 лет назад +1

      Or a grand piano.

  • @ramnars3729
    @ramnars3729 7 лет назад +321

    It's gonna be big embarrassing welcome for Hamster in first episode , like the last time when he almost died . I thought Jezza was just joking about his 9 lives . But he wasn't.

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 7 лет назад +16

      Only 7 lives to go.

    • @UsamaQadeer150
      @UsamaQadeer150 7 лет назад +7

      I remember Watching It On Tele. It was Very Emotional. I was in tears !
      Jezza Called Hammond's Name So Passionately that I burst into tears 😢😢
      This showed that How Much He meant to Him & attached they are all to each other, especially Jezza and Hammond They Have a truly special Bond!
      I Hope we get to see a similar Moment In the 1st episode

    • @basdk1995
      @basdk1995 7 лет назад +2

      6 actually, he crashed twice during the filming of this season. He also crashed his motorbike and knocked his head badly somewhere in Mozambique or something

    • @geraldligan139
      @geraldligan139 7 лет назад +1

      Bus Stop add to that when he fell off from a horse in burma and falling off a bike in the middle of a tram line in russia and that time he crashed his morgan

    • @zachtimms04
      @zachtimms04 7 лет назад +1

      to add when he rolled his nova in the retro hot hatch challenge

  • @chilcottjack29
    @chilcottjack29 7 лет назад +113

    Fake! Richard would have already pulled the plug on jezza the moment he was left alone with him.

    • @styxwickorfrost811
      @styxwickorfrost811 7 лет назад

      He must've tried his hardest, but got so tired he took a nap.

  • @exequisite1550
    @exequisite1550 3 года назад +12

    James was ever a kind of childish person
    And we love that 😂 he’s so careless

  • @nivaneh1010
    @nivaneh1010 7 лет назад +480

    Is it just me or is James May morphing into Jeremy Clarkson? Appearance wise.

    • @alekaidon1364
      @alekaidon1364 6 лет назад +26

      Nivane H stomach wise for sure

    • @beckylangridge6474
      @beckylangridge6474 6 лет назад +22

      It's the drink... 😕

    • @HokowhituESOL1
      @HokowhituESOL1 6 лет назад +14

      If you look at the early episodes of Top Gear when James started, he and Jeremy were in sync with their clothing. If they were women, they would have been mortified.

    • @khairiledzhamismail1029
      @khairiledzhamismail1029 6 лет назад +4

      He needs to keep that hair long

  • @luq44
    @luq44 7 лет назад +31

    the "ow" killed me :'DD

  • @alecgurdon5197
    @alecgurdon5197 4 года назад +132

    2:52 even the doors close in on time to his death.

  • @TheManOfMyriad
    @TheManOfMyriad 3 года назад +9

    Clever, it was post 2:30 when he 'died'. Nice one Grand tour, wasn;t expecting that.

  • @birdedup
    @birdedup 4 года назад +260

    *"I know it's you, you insufferable oaf I'm on the bloody throne"*

    • @UmutCanArslan1
      @UmutCanArslan1 4 года назад +2

      Not many will understand the true dynamics of this sentence mate. It was from the Bonnevile speedtracks in Colorado I think where Clarkson drove the RV while James was.... busy.

    • @jurylance8905
      @jurylance8905 4 года назад +5

      "Clarkson, you infantile pillock!"

    • @suhassubbanna
      @suhassubbanna 4 года назад +1

      Umut Can Arslan No it was not from the segment. He specifically used that sentence during their expedition to North pole when he was doing his number 2.

    • @UmutCanArslan1
      @UmutCanArslan1 4 года назад +1

      Suhas Rao Suhas Rao Oh yes I’ve totally forgotten about that you’re right. I remember it was at the back of the Toyota pickup truck which Jeremy was driving wasn’t it?

    • @danbennett9328
      @danbennett9328 3 года назад +1

      I like how Clarkson is the poshest one out of the three, but is also the biggest yob.

  • @superspeeder9184
    @superspeeder9184 5 лет назад +65

    2:03 the fast and the furious intensifies

  • @nickhepler533
    @nickhepler533 7 лет назад +1226

    James looks weird with short hair

    • @rafathegaffer5739
      @rafathegaffer5739 6 лет назад +19

      Nick Hepler better*

    • @Rottenberg666
      @Rottenberg666 5 лет назад +9

      @jonny j Yeah i think guys look better with long hair. I also think girls with shorter hair are hot af :D I have it reversed

    • @Rottenberg666
      @Rottenberg666 5 лет назад +18

      @@rafathegaffer5739 Better? He looks like a regular grandpa now

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +4

      Nick Hepler this was when his identity was stolen and he had to change to dingle berry hand pump

    • @assaholicbitch9360
      @assaholicbitch9360 5 лет назад +3

      dion jay woollaston he looks like a geography teacher.

  • @thesenate974
    @thesenate974 3 года назад +45

    3:07. James May: Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @Frozeo_n
      @Frozeo_n 2 года назад +6

      No james hes been crushed by a tipp

    • @Hayden_Baxter
      @Hayden_Baxter 2 месяца назад

      And is basically butter inside a car sandwich so that's a no

    • @falcondragonslayer
      @falcondragonslayer Месяц назад

      I wish they hadn’t gotten rid of that segment after Season 1. It was one of my favorite parts of the first season

  • @toastedvirgins8489
    @toastedvirgins8489 7 лет назад +468

    1:52 They used the same music in Top gear old peoples car episode

    • @toolbox777
      @toolbox777 7 лет назад +28

      And in the convertible espace episode

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 лет назад +2

      Burt Bacharach or Gilbert O’sullivan?

    • @Theytoldmetodoit1
      @Theytoldmetodoit1 7 лет назад +23

      Same coat for the polar expedition episode too.

    • @Fiat124
      @Fiat124 7 лет назад +31

      Music is Alan Hawkshaw Girl In Sportscar
      If anyone cares

    • @Curi0u50ne
      @Curi0u50ne 6 лет назад +5

      ToastedVirgin S he said ow instead of "Cock" at the end cos beeb have claimed it their own

  • @uribobo
    @uribobo 7 лет назад +491

    "James May, James May stealing from the rich,
    James May, James May stealing from the poor,
    he steals from the rich,
    hes steals from the pooor,
    and want's moooore,
    wants it all,
    that's appaaaaalling!"

  • @salvadorfernandez3455
    @salvadorfernandez3455 7 лет назад +25

    These guys are immortal

  • @JCee3223
    @JCee3223 Год назад +6

    1:46 song was also used In the old people challenge back in Top Gear lmfao.

  • @darthsawlex8257
    @darthsawlex8257 5 лет назад +47

    You know you're a gentlemen when your only reaction to being crushed by a skip is "ow"

  • @ThomasHarrisonLord
    @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 лет назад +81

    It's the "alright captain Hamster" line that completely cracked me up.

    • @ThomasHarrisonLord
      @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 лет назад +1

      Zachary Thomas Looks like it's just us :)

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you. I didn't understand what that man said :D

    • @regeanewolfe6045
      @regeanewolfe6045 7 лет назад +1

      I was looking in the comments for someone who noticed! Seems like it's just a few of us. (Or do people not know the difference between Hamster and Captain Slow?)

    • @ThomasHarrisonLord
      @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 лет назад

      Regeane Wolfe We are the hardcore!

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 7 лет назад

      I thought I mis-heard it the first time.

  • @CHmLgN
    @CHmLgN 7 лет назад +19

    This is hilarious while at the same time being terrifying. This brings up an inevitability I don't like to consider when thinking about those 3 people.

  • @Alexiosftw
    @Alexiosftw 9 месяцев назад +2

    The "ow" is so incredibly well placed and iconic

  • @TheOwangeJuice
    @TheOwangeJuice 6 лет назад +42

    YASSSS I’m so excited. Also you can never kill James May, he drove his car off a cliff and didn’t even break a fingernail.

    • @Yamizo_Kito
      @Yamizo_Kito 4 года назад

      Because it was scripted, they launched that shitty red car off the cliff with a dummy

    • @ilikestew5719
      @ilikestew5719 4 года назад +5

      @@Yamizo_Kito no shit

    • @Mark-gd5vr
      @Mark-gd5vr 4 года назад +1

      @@Yamizo_Kito @noshitsherlock

  • @JustTahmid
    @JustTahmid 7 лет назад +74

    Now this is pure *British* Banter.

    • @bensharpe30
      @bensharpe30 7 лет назад

      JustTahmid yeah it’s shit

  • @Markzilla-rq4ww
    @Markzilla-rq4ww 7 лет назад +104

    I miss james mays 'long top gear' hair

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 лет назад +1

      Markzilla 1018 Well to be honest, he started off with short hair.

    • @liverush24
      @liverush24 7 лет назад +1

      Thellbro He probably started off with no hair. I know I did.
      I was like a Cue Ball.

    • @dalvins2516
      @dalvins2516 7 лет назад +4

      Its copyrighted by the bbc

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 7 лет назад

      Dalvin 2426 hahahhahaha lol

  • @alec4672
    @alec4672 3 года назад +10

    I just love that he still wears his Polar Special jacket 😂 after raving in the episode about hating it 😂😂

  • @ellej6985
    @ellej6985 7 лет назад +163

    James may is still alive.....looks like he’s having trouble with the kettle though

  • @talhahussain3820
    @talhahussain3820 7 лет назад +48

    This is more entertaining than all of the new Top Gear episodes combined.

  • @kooool50
    @kooool50 7 лет назад +71

    JAMES MAY IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE

  • @Kingdoperks
    @Kingdoperks 4 года назад +1

    James May is a good lad. Clearly he looks after his mates well and show alot of care aswell. 👌🏾

  • @tapas1505
    @tapas1505 5 лет назад +10

    You three people come back again plz🙏.....You are no less than legends. Missing those days.

  • @RandomPotatoProductions
    @RandomPotatoProductions 5 лет назад +38

    2:04 whoa that was CLOSE!

    • @HomebrandFishfood
      @HomebrandFishfood 4 года назад +1

      I think they had the Camera in the same position and had James drive over then had the train driver over and merged the video together

    • @weweighem2732
      @weweighem2732 4 года назад

      Homebrand Fishfood REALLLY?????!??

    • @HomebrandFishfood
      @HomebrandFishfood 4 года назад +1

      WeWeighEm stfu

    • @bobmiah
      @bobmiah 4 года назад

      Homebrand Fishfood youre stating the obvious

  • @MikeDragon
    @MikeDragon 7 лет назад +101

    "Ow!"

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan Год назад +1

    I've seen this many times, but only now realized he went the wrong way according to the hospital sign at 2:14 in a classic James May way