2018 MRE Pepperoni Pizza MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Ration Taste Testing

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2018
  • Considered by many as the Holy Grail of all MRE's. MRE Pizza is finally here and is an absolutely fantastic ration not only for the pizza itself - but also for the other sides like Italian bread sticks, jalapeno cheese spread, and a cherry blueberry cobbler that is out of this world. This is THE MRE to look for - part of the 2018 menu lineup. 30+ years in the making by Natick Food Labs - a true feat of food engineering. You can't miss this one!
    Huge thanks to Mike & his family for making this one happen.
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    And thank you everyone for watching & subscribing - hope
    you enjoyed this one, as I certainly did making it!
    -Steve
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    LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
    NICE HISS™
    I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @kuroba6775
    @kuroba6775 4 года назад +6408

    “Big-Boy Lunchables”

  • @ChrisB-ru8jh
    @ChrisB-ru8jh Год назад +5735

    Almost 12,000,000 people watched a guy eat some pizza, drink some coffee, eat some cobbler, and talk about it. This is exactly what RUclips should be. Nice.

  • @Erinski
    @Erinski Год назад +1130

    The food scientists that work on creating MRE's must appreciate your channel so much.

    • @GeneralDisarray1892
      @GeneralDisarray1892 9 месяцев назад +51

      They certainly owe him some consulting fees.

    • @davidrobertson5700
      @davidrobertson5700 7 месяцев назад +19

      They owe Steve about 14 million dollars combined as far as I can work out

    • @itstherealbrace6424
      @itstherealbrace6424 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@davidrobertson5700damn he's pretty cheap for a govt. Contractor

    • @quailron1581
      @quailron1581 6 месяцев назад +12

      Man, I bet Steve has a killer workout routine, to be able to eat all this MRE and be strapping as he is.

    • @ohianaw
      @ohianaw 3 месяца назад +4

      @@quailron1581 He's a landscaper I believe plus he already looks swole

  • @jmoney6102
    @jmoney6102 Год назад +599

    This man is the Bob Ross of military M.R.E.s and he’s an absolute treasure!

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 10 месяцев назад +10

      Can totally agree with this! He is relaxing to listen to.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 9 месяцев назад +1

      So original! Never heard that line before… 🙄

    • @larsenmarianna
      @larsenmarianna 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@vincedibona4687bro is asking Turnitin level of originality on RUclips 😂💀

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@vincedibona4687Its fine though, that phrase has never been used better than it is used here

    • @nathansullivan4433
      @nathansullivan4433 5 месяцев назад

      Fitting too since Bob Ross served in the military!🙂

  • @tristonong7049
    @tristonong7049 4 года назад +44299

    *gunshots *
    *Screams *
    * explosions*
    Me and the boys in the trench: *pizza time.*

    • @rookie4582
      @rookie4582 4 года назад +1208

      Triston Ong Gonna put some dirt in your eyes.

    • @popojohn
      @popojohn 4 года назад +932

      Gonna cry?

    • @jaybuckODT
      @jaybuckODT 4 года назад +205

      ItsPopoJohn haha

    • @parasatc8183
      @parasatc8183 4 года назад +194

      Nah. I think there are more portable food items US soldiers can eat when faced with such situations.

    • @omarc8768
      @omarc8768 4 года назад +424

      *insert pizza parker voice*

  • @brianlewis9897
    @brianlewis9897 3 года назад +12608

    “STEVE WE NEED COVER FIRE”
    Steve: I can’t believe they brought back instant coffee type 2

    • @muhhamadavdol3781
      @muhhamadavdol3781 3 года назад +450

      "MMM. That's rich"

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 3 года назад +585

      *shells exploding, men screaming, praying they see their wives in the afterlife*
      Steve: mmmm nice hiss

    • @socialNrocker
      @socialNrocker 3 года назад +29

      Omfg LOL

    • @zaneevans8147
      @zaneevans8147 3 года назад +44

      No sugar needed.

    • @natman5708
      @natman5708 3 года назад +63

      This exactly what Steve would act like if he was in the army

  • @brennanmoney271
    @brennanmoney271 Год назад +620

    I’ve had this so much being in the army, I like to crush the cookie up into the cobbler, and heat up the cheese spread and put it onto the pizza

    • @hellboy666tillidie
      @hellboy666tillidie Год назад +43

      Genius

    • @jocelynuy2922
      @jocelynuy2922 Год назад +13

      You mad genius!

    • @Grenadier-
      @Grenadier- Год назад +26

      Yeah the cookie in the cobbler gives it just that little bit of crunch that you'd get with a crust you'd get from cooking it in a dutch oven. Definitely one of the better MREs I've had.

    • @MacBaza
      @MacBaza 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@hellboy666tillidiehe must be a general rank or something

    • @jtaco4101
      @jtaco4101 3 месяца назад

      ​@MacBaza lol they don't eat this shit. I doubt any officers do above maybe a 1st lt

  • @sirkingguy708
    @sirkingguy708 Год назад +1085

    Let’s all appreciate how Steve always finishes his food when he can

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Год назад +17

      I know I do, gives a sense of completion

    • @ryantran4315
      @ryantran4315 Год назад +22

      Except for the vomlet

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 Год назад +24

      @@ryantran4315He managed to finish it on video, he probably heaved it back up after recording.

    • @IvanKowalenko
      @IvanKowalenko 10 месяцев назад +5

      Right down to the gum.

    • @akiroai6577
      @akiroai6577 10 месяцев назад

      hey, food is food

  • @giorgosgiorgos6702
    @giorgosgiorgos6702 5 лет назад +27665

    -Hey dad,why did you name my sister Rose?
    -Because I like roses.
    -Oh ok,thanks dad.
    -No problem coffee instant type II.

    • @superextempman
      @superextempman 5 лет назад +965

      Giorgos Giorgos nickname:spray dried

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 лет назад +729

      I got one
      -hey dad why is my sisters name rose
      -because your mother loves roses
      -oh ok,thanks dad
      -no problem joseph stalin

    • @GTraining2
      @GTraining2 5 лет назад +581

      no problem 1944 WW2 Emergency Parachute MRE

    • @cpuppy6557
      @cpuppy6557 5 лет назад +23

      Lol

    • @mactheknife4786
      @mactheknife4786 5 лет назад +119

      Just type that under every video and hopefully one day it’ll become funny.

  • @hisshoss67
    @hisshoss67 4 года назад +9808

    *Opens a water bottle*
    Him: Wow that smells rich

    • @teejaytv3821
      @teejaytv3821 4 года назад +423

      L-J
      Has a nice hint of fresh air

    • @demo2382
      @demo2382 4 года назад +345

      @@teejaytv3821 with an earthy undertone

    • @ExcuseMe881
      @ExcuseMe881 4 года назад +83

      Gourmet

    • @bshontrae6069
      @bshontrae6069 4 года назад +59

      I bet it have a alkaline undertone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cassandrahodges5093
      @cassandrahodges5093 4 года назад +23

      Seriously made me LOL
      😂😂😂

  • @Lockehardt
    @Lockehardt Год назад +676

    I've watched like, five or six of your videos back-to-back in random orders. Quality content. Who knew the world of MRE consumption could be so engrossing and entertaining? Certainly not I, until a few hours ago.

    • @jramostt86
      @jramostt86 Год назад +9

      I was viewing these for hours the first time I discovered Steve.

    • @TrueCook122
      @TrueCook122 Год назад +3

      Me currently

    • @ZynetESLD
      @ZynetESLD Год назад +7

      I wish they were affordable for the common man. Like, Canada needs to offer MRE's to civilians. Heck, have it be offered in batches of army overstock, able to be bought at a discount at certain stations upon a pledge of financial support.

    • @h_x_h
      @h_x_h Год назад

      His stuff was recommended to me by a friend years ago and I’ve been telling people about him ever since. I love it. My friends in the military love it, too.

    • @JeffSh00ts
      @JeffSh00ts Год назад

      Is it legal for civilians to purchase these mres with the US DoD label infront?

  • @therealsauronviii
    @therealsauronviii Год назад +58

    The fact that the most replayed part of the video is him shouting out an organization that helps people in need warms my heart.

  • @MCHAIRY1
    @MCHAIRY1 4 года назад +5624

    Starbucks Barista: What can I get you?
    Me: Coffee instant type II

    • @tad3937
      @tad3937 4 года назад +40

      Coffee instant type II

    • @googlelovesdoxxing7981
      @googlelovesdoxxing7981 4 года назад +298

      S P R A Y D R I E D

    • @lovelybraintoaster164
      @lovelybraintoaster164 4 года назад +170

      Barista: I gotchu fam *pulls out an MRE heater and boils some water*

    • @maxheadrum1102
      @maxheadrum1102 4 года назад +8

      Instant coffee type 1 and 2 and 3 is the military's version of Taster's Choice

    • @Fenrir2901
      @Fenrir2901 4 года назад +8

      What's new compared to the type I?

  • @Katlynn888
    @Katlynn888 5 лет назад +8837

    Marry a man who talks about you the same way Steve talks about coffee instant type two.

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 8 месяцев назад +33

    Had it two times and the pizza is quite good, but the cobbler is godlike. I grew up and still live in the southwest of Germany, so I know at least cobbler-ish stuff with apples. We call it "Ofenschlupfer" (oven crawler). Hot or cold with vanilla sauce and a little powdered sugar... hell yeah! Pizza and cobbler - one of the best MRE I ever had.

    • @bobjohnson1633
      @bobjohnson1633 4 месяца назад +1

      The cobbler is good. About as good as any of the other chilis, soups, et al in the heatable wet foods.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 3 месяца назад +1

      The cobbler looks like it would be best with the broken up oatmeal cookie in it.

  • @whiskeybuilder6335
    @whiskeybuilder6335 Год назад +153

    They've improved since my day. I liked the chicken stew back in the day. It was one of the few that came with a tiny bottle of hot sauce. Way back when, they used to put a couple Lucky Strike cigarettes in these.

    • @JordanICM
      @JordanICM 8 месяцев назад +6

      ofcourse, gotta have your nutritional value after all.

    • @raftai665
      @raftai665 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's interesting. I wonder when they stopped putting cigarettes into the MRE.

    • @devl1474
      @devl1474 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@raftai665 they were removed in 1975

    • @karmickhaleesi
      @karmickhaleesi 2 месяца назад

      When did they stop putting the tiny tobasco bottles in there?

  • @williameargle8851
    @williameargle8851 5 лет назад +7699

    It took us less time to develop nuclear weapons than it did to make an MRE pizza and somehow I love that

    • @meganb1986
      @meganb1986 5 лет назад +270

      That's America for you 😂😂😂

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 4 года назад +477

      I mean, to be completely fair, a nuke has an expiration date of several thousand years, x3

    • @nunyabznss5866
      @nunyabznss5866 4 года назад +13

      Classic.

    • @pilsplease7561
      @pilsplease7561 4 года назад +35

      @@Xyler94 like 50,000

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 4 года назад +5

      @Jeromes SideBitch go away

  • @zeprhix399
    @zeprhix399 4 года назад +3159

    Gordon Ramsey: its dry, its dreadful
    Steve: Chocalaty cheapness

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 4 года назад +72

      Gordon: “Cheapness?” “It’s been in a packet for more than a bloody week and you’d still call it “chocalaty?”

    • @ma1leey749
      @ma1leey749 4 года назад +27

      Bloody hell Andrea, IT'S RAW

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 года назад +20

      YOU CALL THAT PROPPER MEAL PRESENTATION?!
      ........nice.

    • @OlGregge
      @OlGregge 3 года назад

      It's literally a liquid tho.

    • @captaincannoli
      @captaincannoli 3 года назад +1

      It’s Shocking!

  • @Scribbleshow
    @Scribbleshow Год назад +80

    I really love how positive and appreciative you always are. Too many people review MREs and say negative things the whole time, but you truly enjoy it for what it is. Thank you dude!

  • @pulgasari
    @pulgasari 9 месяцев назад +39

    I'd love to see Steve eating on his days off. At a normal restaurant sort of thing. And whether his standards are totally different for non-MRE food. Or whether they're not. I'd watch the hell out of that.

  • @XrpAndy
    @XrpAndy 4 года назад +9744

    Steve is now laughing at us all while he sits on his surplus of MREs. Steve is king

    • @alejandrosanchez8930
      @alejandrosanchez8930 4 года назад +440

      It's all fun and games till Steve eats pizza while we starve

    • @joefaulkner6880
      @joefaulkner6880 4 года назад +212

      Stevie has the gold ole toilet paper too that would be nice right now

    • @happii_2603
      @happii_2603 4 года назад +157

      steve sells all of his left over mre's during our dire times so that he profits off of covid-19 and becomes a millionaire through his unknown true potential involving rations and war-food

    • @chizbreds1717
      @chizbreds1717 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @marissaburdock6550
      @marissaburdock6550 4 года назад +55

      @@joefaulkner6880 what's toliet paper again? Haven't heard that word in years..

  • @Jphizzle96
    @Jphizzle96 4 года назад +11273

    Kids at lunch: Wow this is pretty good
    Steve1989MREInfo: This is a decadent combination, truly

    • @sabinedoherty8198
      @sabinedoherty8198 4 года назад +105

      “Nice! Mmmmk”

    • @El_ACG
      @El_ACG 4 года назад +114

      Opens pack of pudding: Nice hiss

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 4 года назад +4

      Indeed

    • @likklebiggs9098
      @likklebiggs9098 4 года назад +52

      When you're essay dosent have enough words.

    • @TCIR
      @TCIR 3 года назад +42

      “Let’s put it out on a tray, Nice!”

  • @dopeylake8571
    @dopeylake8571 2 года назад +89

    I joined the "Watching Steve1989 while eating an MRE" club today. Got the same menu just for this occasion. Thanks for all the entreating content Steve.

  • @user-im1pq7bl9x
    @user-im1pq7bl9x 9 месяцев назад +38

    Love how surgical he is with that cheese spread on the breadsticks!. Let’s all appreciate how Steve always finishes his food when he can.

  • @estebanquinones5918
    @estebanquinones5918 2 года назад +5080

    Steve held hostage for interrogation: "I'LL NEVER TALK"
    captors: *bring coffee instant type 2*
    Steve: "Nice"

    • @Holy-Rowlo88
      @Holy-Rowlo88 2 года назад +88

      Social security number. Type 2

    • @void_7828
      @void_7828 2 года назад +43

      Proceeds to throw the coffee into a fire

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 2 года назад +140

      The irony: he spends the next eight hours complaining that the crackers are no longer salted, at which point the interrogator just gives up.

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 2 года назад +27

      Interrogator: how did you get those 1970 PLA rations

    • @p00pie
      @p00pie 2 года назад +6

      MMMM K

  • @kuriostegui9741
    @kuriostegui9741 5 лет назад +3836

    bro, the way you describe everything, I practically tasted the food.

  • @MissChanandlerBong1
    @MissChanandlerBong1 Год назад +27

    We never got that when I was in the Army!!😂 I remember dreaming about pizza sometimes lol. A hot shower and a huge piping hot pepperoni pizza. Good food is so important for morale. It's true that an Army marches on its stomach.

  • @stuartperry1412
    @stuartperry1412 Год назад +36

    Every time I cook anything now, I always say, "Let's get this out onto a tray...Nice."

    • @Yikes6571
      @Yikes6571 Год назад +4

      I love when he says that

  • @jombolina
    @jombolina 4 года назад +5398

    Girls during lunch: omg the school food is so gross!
    Boys:

  • @DMWolFGurL
    @DMWolFGurL 5 лет назад +2814

    I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, it's coffee instant type II.

  • @familialgameaholics7618
    @familialgameaholics7618 Год назад +111

    Years ago, when I was maybe 12 my best friend's father who was in the military, one day gave me like 20 MREs he didn't want anymore.
    I took them home and over the next few days, I ate them all.
    Maybe I should have reviewed them like you do.

  • @xSyntaxEs
    @xSyntaxEs Год назад +67

    I feel like I‘m watching the American Psycho version of an MRE review.

    • @Sean-zs7mz
      @Sean-zs7mz Год назад +17

      Impressive very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's mre

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 Год назад +7

      @@Sean-zs7mz ever heard of Stevie Lewis and the MRES?

    • @Sean-zs7mz
      @Sean-zs7mz Год назад +8

      @@lemius6154 yes and their most accomplished mre the chicken burrito bowl

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 Год назад +10

      @@Sean-zs7mz a MRE so tasty, most people probably don't eat the food. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of chicken, and the importance of nutrition, it's also a personal statement about the military itself!

    • @Sean-zs7mz
      @Sean-zs7mz Год назад +7

      @@lemius6154 "look at the tasteful thickness of it, the subtle off-chicken flavor, oh my god it even has a jalapeno cheese spread"

  • @thelonedrifter967
    @thelonedrifter967 4 года назад +2486

    I feel like we're just watching him eat his normal everday dinner

  • @efrenortega8187
    @efrenortega8187 3 года назад +4293

    Captain: *taking fire* “Where the fk is Steve!?”
    Steve: “Pecan or Pecawn depending on where you’re from”

    • @user-rq1ig8ls1x
      @user-rq1ig8ls1x 3 года назад +39

      Impossible scenario. Captain would never refer to Steve by his first name. Last name only in the military!

    • @gabrielzanoni3474
      @gabrielzanoni3474 3 года назад +307

      @@user-rq1ig8ls1x “where the fuck is 1989mreInfo??”

    • @nicksloan8706
      @nicksloan8706 3 года назад +56

      @@gabrielzanoni3474 im not sure captain

    • @hunterstokes9306
      @hunterstokes9306 3 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @lucasjohnstone6419
      @lucasjohnstone6419 3 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

  • @fletvopal
    @fletvopal Год назад +21

    Steve this is single handly the best food review I have ever seen. You got all of the details near perfect and I really could imagine what the food would have tasted like. I really appreciate all of the effort and time put into the videos! keep up the good work!

  • @AV_Silkraptor
    @AV_Silkraptor 6 месяцев назад +2

    We had this almost exact pizza at our elementary school on Thursdays.

  • @KT-cz7rm
    @KT-cz7rm 4 года назад +1687

    He said his heads gonna explode from all the flavor. What happens when he gets really good fresh foods. He must climax and then spontaneously combust.

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 4 года назад +54

      What happens when he's on the battlefield in ww3? He must climax and then spontaneously combust.

    • @esauofedom5422
      @esauofedom5422 4 года назад +67

      Lol imagine if Gordon Ramsey cooked him something.

    • @E3litecompany
      @E3litecompany 4 года назад

      Los Trem lmaoooooo

    • @ansemthewise4000
      @ansemthewise4000 4 года назад +3

      Lol randy marsh on south park

    • @zyphe
      @zyphe 4 года назад +9

      "Wow. That tastes rich."

  • @waelo246
    @waelo246 4 года назад +5420

    Imagine fighting in a war and you just see someone eating peach cobbler

    • @Khayran
      @Khayran 4 года назад +20

      Pfft 😂😂

    • @ellocomalisimo4723
      @ellocomalisimo4723 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewrivas7832
      @matthewrivas7832 4 года назад +297

      Waelotheboss wael War isn’t like call of duty, there’s no constant fighting and gun shots flying by. There’s plenty of nothing to do, so eating an MRE isn’t that hard to do

    • @3d2y94
      @3d2y94 4 года назад +285

      Matthew Rivas just take the joke and move on

    • @chase_doesburg8533
      @chase_doesburg8533 4 года назад

      Waelotheboss wael lol

  • @archangeldeltius1511
    @archangeldeltius1511 Год назад +77

    Not sure how I should feel about that fact that military MRE's honestly have more food than I was eating in the first year I was out of home 😅

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 Год назад +24

      If you’re in combat you could be burning anywhere from 4-8k calories a day.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 Год назад +11

      Point being you’d still be at a severe calories deficit.

    • @oddalfhutlur6760
      @oddalfhutlur6760 Год назад +11

      ​@@pretzelstick320relax pretzel stick, youre too delicious to fight for my freedom

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@pretzelstick320 Severe caloric deficit and constipated AF. And after a few days you start pooping something with the consistency of peanut butter.

    • @GigaScienceCorp
      @GigaScienceCorp 9 месяцев назад

      At least they're better than school food.

  • @MrRipper707
    @MrRipper707 Год назад +63

    Everyone in my unit pretty much agrees about this MRE. The snacks are the best snacks out of any mre usually but the worst entree.

    • @kcidical8209
      @kcidical8209 Год назад +6

      The meatballs in marinara are a step up from this, same snacks but a much better main course.

    • @SauROnmiKE
      @SauROnmiKE 11 месяцев назад

      They should at least have one extra pizza slice, it's a disappointing menu just because of that 😅
      Favourite one of mine is #2 Beef in BBW sauce

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 11 месяцев назад

      If this is your worst entree, you're living like a king. I literally envy you.

    • @bobjohnson1633
      @bobjohnson1633 4 месяца назад

      WTF is bbw sauce? I'm afraid to ask.

    • @JamiesCaniacManiac
      @JamiesCaniacManiac 2 дня назад

      Exactly, best accessories. Trade the pizza to a private in the field for Chili Mac

  • @jhipp6009
    @jhipp6009 3 года назад +2125

    "STEVE, GET ON THE .50 AND COVER THE LEFT!!"
    Steve:

    • @canadiansoviet
      @canadiansoviet 3 года назад +148

      *Bullets whizzing by*
      Steve: "Nice hiss"

    • @codysykes5568
      @codysykes5568 3 года назад +7

      9 o'clock or port side * :v

    • @nicksloan8706
      @nicksloan8706 3 года назад +35

      *enemy pushing forward*
      Steve: wow, that smells rich

    • @Solo-zh7hx
      @Solo-zh7hx 3 года назад +27

      *Comrade dropping dead nearby*
      Steve: Oh man that was perfect

    • @canadiansoviet
      @canadiansoviet 3 года назад +23

      *MREs arrive after weeks*
      Steve: let's get those out onto a tray, *NICE*

  • @mrhuntalot123
    @mrhuntalot123 5 лет назад +2631

    You: chocolate protein drink
    The guy she tells you not to worry about: Coffee instant type 2

    • @SynthianCicada
      @SynthianCicada 5 лет назад +33

      @Paul Rogers oh look a mom joke.

    • @cisco4374
      @cisco4374 5 лет назад +22

      CorruptedModz haven’t seen one of those since 2014

    • @mastermeme
      @mastermeme 5 лет назад +12

      I'm screaming but God won't answer

    • @illioptopede
      @illioptopede 5 лет назад +7

      i like your profile picture

    • @ollie_ackbar
      @ollie_ackbar 5 лет назад +3

      MASTER MEME Heavens gates have closed god left us a long time ago

  • @broadcastmyballs
    @broadcastmyballs 2 года назад +12

    I know I'm American, because every single item in this looks absolutely delicious to me! Such gloriously American food.

  • @Olszymanski
    @Olszymanski Год назад +4

    "Steve we are under attack!"
    "As you can see we have 4 bread sticks"

  • @gguioa
    @gguioa 2 года назад +5404

    Steve: The holy grail of all MREs
    Me, knowing jackshit about MREs: damn

    • @frankjohntristan1348
      @frankjohntristan1348 2 года назад +62

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @xXXChinchillaXX
      @xXXChinchillaXX 2 года назад +21

      Soooo true

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 2 года назад +63

      The holy grail of MREs is the mythological one that doesn't exist, that is just like something mom used to make.

    • @mattmatthews1398
      @mattmatthews1398 2 года назад +43

      Holy grail of MREs is that hash brown one. All the rest you learn to hate after eating enough of them.

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 2 года назад +8

      If he says it is then it is

  • @juliahughes943
    @juliahughes943 5 лет назад +2403

    These are just lunchables for adults

    • @itsthefuzz
      @itsthefuzz 4 года назад +35

      *Soldiers

    • @hothead1846
      @hothead1846 4 года назад +20

      The gum is laxative

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +9

      @ItburnswhenI Pee do you at least get a Capri Sun?

    • @T0astedR0asted
      @T0astedR0asted 4 года назад

      ROTC lunchables

    • @gagongflip389
      @gagongflip389 4 года назад +3

      @ItburnswhenI Pee Lol they ain't that bad. It is actually really good. I have been on the field and ate those often.

  • @icydude180
    @icydude180 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guys passion for MREs keeps bringing me back! Im not military nor did i serve but a lot of my family did, dad served in the air force, his dad served in the army, my moms dad served in the army, and my moms stepdad served in the navy, and my best friend also served in the navy. But ive been fascinated with MREs ever since i started watching his videos, even bought one and tried one, i messed up on the FRH and added to much water 😅. Great video! Keep up the passion! 👍

  • @benelated5638
    @benelated5638 Год назад +6

    4:32 I would just love to stop and take a minute to say, That stirring was extremely satisfying noise wise holy frick

  • @Crazedditto
    @Crazedditto 5 лет назад +6363

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I can’t believe they brought back
    Coffee Instant Type II

  • @jeffcollins4879
    @jeffcollins4879 3 года назад +5911

    I'm waiting on Steve to open a restaurant that only serves MREs.

    • @pissthrower4477
      @pissthrower4477 3 года назад +100

      Guiness

    • @Erabbz
      @Erabbz 3 года назад +165

      Pretty sure prison spreads are 100x times tastier but still not good enough for the free world bud

    • @MrCrashDavi
      @MrCrashDavi 3 года назад +8

      +

    • @305Nick
      @305Nick 3 года назад +127

      @@Erabbz prison food is the worst food on the planet!! I woudn't serve it too my dogs... MRE are good asf

    • @Erabbz
      @Erabbz 3 года назад +67

      @@305Nick bruh I’m taking about the food you buy in prison commissary different mixes are called spreads...

  • @tambert3897
    @tambert3897 Год назад +6

    I got out of the military in 2007 and haven't had an MRE since. Wish we had the chocolate shake when i was in. I bet its a gold item in the field.

  • @374jr
    @374jr 9 месяцев назад +2

    It’s so interesting to see all these MREs and something about these videos are just satisfying

  • @djobokuwali4316
    @djobokuwali4316 4 года назад +1152

    Steve, given a fresh slice of pizza: It's aight
    Same pizza, placed inside MRE pack: mamma* mia!

    • @western_spaghetti3868
      @western_spaghetti3868 4 года назад +12

      Djobo Kuwali it’s pretty good for government food/school food

    • @securitybureauagent3714
      @securitybureauagent3714 4 года назад +1

      @Ucraino 18 ooooooooo

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 2 года назад

      Honestly I know actual Italian soldiers probably vomiting at the thought of it

  • @Kim-id4ce
    @Kim-id4ce 5 лет назад +1034

    He's like the Bob Ross of MRE's.
    "Oh yeah, thats a snug fit" "look at that" "oh that's a nice cinnamon flavor" love this guy!

  • @joelbrown6411
    @joelbrown6411 Год назад +2

    I don't know why these videos are so entertaining, but they are! Thank you for your efforts.

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 6 месяцев назад

    Long time fan but first time watching his most popular one. Life is good with Steve 🍕

  • @MattysGrove
    @MattysGrove 5 лет назад +1861

    Looking at blood & guts on the battle field..
    Hhmm can't wait for that cherry cobbler!

  • @notfoundhear
    @notfoundhear 3 года назад +2348

    can’t believe i’m up at 3 in the morning watching a guy eat pizza in his room & describe the texture

    • @cobalt_ink6114
      @cobalt_ink6114 2 года назад +40

      And you enjoyed it nevertheless

    • @cheesecheese852
      @cheesecheese852 2 года назад +10

      Same boat

    • @goodbyegoodridance6851
      @goodbyegoodridance6851 2 года назад +11

      4 am for me 😂

    • @unitd6947
      @unitd6947 2 года назад +5

      It’s 2 am rn for me and I’m working cq watching this lol

    • @MoreMotionPod
      @MoreMotionPod 2 года назад +7

      Lmao it’s 4 in the morning and I just watched the whole video

  • @kaitheguy3572
    @kaitheguy3572 Год назад +6

    “Here it comes boys”
    Steve: This Jalapeño cheese spread is just… genius! I feel like my heads about to explode there’s so much flavor.

  • @SCPKing1835
    @SCPKing1835 Год назад +6

    I watched a guy I don't know eat an MRE for 15 minutes straight and I loved every second of it

  • @averyalexander4737
    @averyalexander4737 5 лет назад +7117

    These MREs look better than my school lunches

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 5 лет назад +409

      MRE's always look nice as hell.

    • @cierankavanagh5875
      @cierankavanagh5875 5 лет назад +609

      @Blackswordsman6 you might get shot at in school if your in the states

    • @averyalexander4737
      @averyalexander4737 5 лет назад +29

      @THANOS your original Clorox

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +19

      @@cierankavanagh5875 too soon.... too soon

    • @cierankavanagh5875
      @cierankavanagh5875 5 лет назад +52

      @@PACKERMAN2077 what do you mean to soon you'll probably have one in a couple of weeks it's facts

  • @Inmate533
    @Inmate533 5 лет назад +1698

    Just got out of rehab for snorting Coffee Instant Type II.

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 5 лет назад +62

      Yeah, I love railing that shit

    • @Kim-id4ce
      @Kim-id4ce 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @pilotboy217
      @pilotboy217 5 лет назад +3

      @@jhaz89 LMFAOOO 😂

    • @Tmdemarzo
      @Tmdemarzo 5 лет назад +23

      S P R A Y D R I E D

    • @inkedskindeep9941
      @inkedskindeep9941 5 лет назад +1

      You can shoot that shit too 😉

  • @MiBrCo4177
    @MiBrCo4177 10 месяцев назад +8

    This man must get all his lunch, breakfast and dinner from MREs lol. I remember trying an MRE from my local Army Navy store about 17 yrs ago... I wasn't a fan. Must of been the different taste of it being an MRE. Or my mind playing tricks but these MREs now look tasty as hell. Congrats on the subs man, you've earned them all. Keep up the great work! Subbed!

  • @2001eloc
    @2001eloc 21 день назад

    Smothering the cookie in the warm cobbler is just lovely

  • @megoobee
    @megoobee 5 лет назад +1035

    Steve ordering at Starbucks: "I'll have a Grande coffee instant type II."

  • @tatsuneesan808
    @tatsuneesan808 4 года назад +5078

    The US protect
    The US attack
    but most importantly
    They brought Coffee Instant type II back

    • @ksubswithnovideoschallenge-
      @ksubswithnovideoschallenge- 4 года назад +63

      Atacc* bacc*

    • @finedellaventoaureo5977
      @finedellaventoaureo5977 4 года назад +6

      @Toori Baba lmao

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 4 года назад +28

      Lionel Kato
      I think you meant
      The US Protecc
      The US Attacc
      But most importantly
      They brought the Coffee Instant Type II bacc
      Or
      The US Attacc
      The US Attacc again
      But most importantly
      They eat Pizza in the Bacc of a Humvee

    • @niggawym543
      @niggawym543 4 года назад +7

      @Toori Babasalty much

    • @natela6787
      @natela6787 4 года назад +1

      Toori Baba you’re *

  • @wilsep
    @wilsep Год назад

    Feels ao good watching this and eating the rain outside. Make sure to make more videos as this one. Cheers

  • @Antman94b
    @Antman94b 6 месяцев назад +1

    I got to try this one. I watched a few of your videos and this got to be the best one so far

  • @UnorthodoxParker
    @UnorthodoxParker 3 года назад +869

    "WE'RE TAKING FIRE!"
    Steve: "I just thought of something. Take the jalapeno cheese spread...put it on this....Pizza."

    • @jakep7996
      @jakep7996 2 года назад +10

      Italians hate him!

  • @bravestant3921
    @bravestant3921 4 года назад +854

    I love how serious the package is and then it’s just pizza

    • @justin9489
      @justin9489 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 4 года назад +31

      It looks like a Pop Tart with shredded non-melted cheese and bacon bits on it.

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 3 года назад +9

      Reddo Deado sounds like something from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

    • @siddharthbhatia8815
      @siddharthbhatia8815 3 года назад +14

      Pizza is serious business jimbo

    • @TheEnderRenderer
      @TheEnderRenderer 3 года назад

      @@reddodeado301 you and your American desserts,

  • @ska2dt
    @ska2dt Год назад +16

    Love to see Steve as a guest judge on a cooking competition

    • @archcast9282
      @archcast9282 Год назад +1

      ...and the contestants are prohibited from using Instant Coffee Type 2 sprayed dried. 😂

  • @fixlert
    @fixlert 2 года назад

    I’m new to your channel and love it! My kids and I watch all the time. Keep up the great content!

  • @HugheyFamily828
    @HugheyFamily828 5 лет назад +749

    Moths get attracted to flames like *Steve to a coffee instant type II*

  • @wally3325
    @wally3325 3 года назад +2151

    I just realized Steve hit the bloody gold mine of MRE's
    Coffee Instant Type II
    Cherry Blueberry Cobbler
    Pepperoni Pizza
    Jalapeno Cheese Spread
    Italian Bread Sticks
    Just to name a few

    • @crvtbn5967
      @crvtbn5967 3 года назад +143

      I’m glad they brought back coffee instant type II and got rid of the coffee instant type III shit

    • @Extremebananalover
      @Extremebananalover 3 года назад +30

      @@crvtbn5967 u put III twice but I understand lol

    • @crvtbn5967
      @crvtbn5967 3 года назад +91

      Nahtangnouv I fixed it, I’m disappointed in myself for disrespecting coffee instant type II by putting it at the same level as coffee instant type III😔

    • @chino4064
      @chino4064 3 года назад +19

      a decadent combination, truly

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 3 года назад +2

      Me when Coffee Instant Type II

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 Год назад +6

    I watched this a while ago during the pandemic, so I couldn't find one till now. Just ordered one myself and looks like I'm getting it tomorrow. The food in the video is just how I remember it, but what I didn't remember is how awesome Steve is in the video. He's like the Bob Ross of MREs.

  • @GuyLachance
    @GuyLachance Год назад +1

    The world needs more Steve.

  • @elijahbousson1773
    @elijahbousson1773 5 лет назад +1698

    I just like the idea of eating military-grade pizza

    • @DagonMX
      @DagonMX 5 лет назад +152

      Tactical pizza

    • @augustuszogu8046
      @augustuszogu8046 5 лет назад +39

      Big Disappointment Pizza gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 4 года назад +37

      @@DagonMX I prefer weaponized calzones.

    • @hazama9853
      @hazama9853 4 года назад +1

      Joey D r/woooosh

    • @mankomamada2545
      @mankomamada2545 4 года назад +6

      @@joeyd143 it's a metal gear reference.

  • @leoperez3574
    @leoperez3574 4 года назад +1095

    Soldiers doing MRE mukbangs in the middle of war lmao.

    • @goddamnit426
      @goddamnit426 4 года назад +25

      bukkake?

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 4 года назад +17

      god damnit I mean that might happen after the mukbang

    • @PeterJamesVillegas
      @PeterJamesVillegas 4 года назад +2

      @@goddamnit426 Bukkake Surprise Party.

    • @Flaming_Donkey
      @Flaming_Donkey 4 года назад +5

      god damnit I am honestly laughing my ass off! What the fuck xD

    • @willackman6726
      @willackman6726 4 года назад +2

      They burn so many calories tho, its like a normal sized meal for them.

  • @shenandoahwildcat
    @shenandoahwildcat 2 года назад +1

    Serving with this guy would have been awesome. Such passion for simple shit makes someone great to work with.

  • @sandakureva
    @sandakureva Год назад +2

    I forgot how relaxing SteveMRE videos are.
    I'm glad I'm back.

  • @captaincannoli
    @captaincannoli 4 года назад +1924

    Coroner splicing open Steve’s stomach after his death from dysentery.
    “ *nice little hiss* “

  • @TheBehemoth1984
    @TheBehemoth1984 4 года назад +3187

    The dislikes are from the marines who didn't get the pepperoni pizza MRE

  • @supremelordsluj4535
    @supremelordsluj4535 Год назад +6

    I’m in the military and going through BMT was pretty rough… then i discovered the power of the jalapeño cheese spread… i only ever had 3 MREs with the spread but i usually just ate the breadsticks then sucked the cheese out like a Go-Gurt my time at the government summer camp was bliss after my realization of the cheese, and the cobbler for dessert was eaten very quickly but still damn good

  • @ebenboykin
    @ebenboykin Год назад

    Thanks to you , Steve, every time I open anything in a pouch, I watch the whole moment my hands are involved. It’s hilarious!

  • @aggimajera
    @aggimajera 5 лет назад +3260

    This guys like Bob Ross but instead of painting he eats MRE’s.

    • @dakotamarchington8282
      @dakotamarchington8282 5 лет назад +24

      He is..... 😂😂

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 5 лет назад +58

      Holy shit he's Bob MRossE!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 5 лет назад +8

      This is who Bob Ross would have been, had he lived till today.

    • @tristankeech4070
      @tristankeech4070 5 лет назад +17

      I’m gonna have this cookie first, no rule against that. Reminds me of bob Ross so much

    • @stimpy1715
      @stimpy1715 5 лет назад +2

      Tiny little Chiclets.

  • @kondraxion1863
    @kondraxion1863 4 года назад +1852

    Imagine fighting the Italians while eating Italian breadsticks

  • @Obliticus
    @Obliticus Год назад +2

    Reminds me of the pizza they used to serve at school lunches back in the 70s :)

  • @shadowknight5964
    @shadowknight5964 Год назад

    Man, this brings back some memories when I had a few of these.

  • @ericcantdance
    @ericcantdance 2 года назад +1939

    Her: Steve don't you want me?
    Steve: none of this is thirst provoking

    • @Coolman13355
      @Coolman13355 2 года назад +69

      Take your like and go.

    • @minimany1000
      @minimany1000 2 года назад +42

      Possibly one of the best comments I've ever read from this channel, you sir deserve more likes

    • @feltmacaroon389
      @feltmacaroon389 Год назад +1

      @@minimany1000 I was his 1000nd like

    • @justpizzawithcheese4873
      @justpizzawithcheese4873 Год назад +5

      @@feltmacaroon389 I don't care and 1000th like

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Год назад +2

      does Steve know how photogenic he is??

  • @ThexInsidexMan
    @ThexInsidexMan 4 года назад +3044

    can you imagine this guy eating a gourmet steak dinner? i feel like he'd ruin his pants

    • @peppermint4060
      @peppermint4060 4 года назад +622

      ThexInsidexMan I think he would be thoroughly dissapointed that he wasn't served coffee instant type II OR even cheesy jalapeño spread for his steak

    • @hannahbrooke1034
      @hannahbrooke1034 4 года назад +136

      Haha. I like how easily excited he gets about the little things

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 года назад +117

      I can just picture him getting Gordon Ramsey levels of pissed due to the lack of preservatives, Coffee Instant II, or yellow dye number 6.

    • @syrr3555
      @syrr3555 4 года назад +16

      n u t

    • @mousevision661
      @mousevision661 4 года назад +1

      @thexinsidexman LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @themadbassist795
    @themadbassist795 Год назад +23

    Man when I served in the Army the MRE’s were nowhere near this level of “boujee” haha. They’ve really stepped up their game! 😂

  • @MilesVanglabbeek-ln5qi
    @MilesVanglabbeek-ln5qi Год назад

    I have been a fan since 2018 and I know so much about rations from him

  • @housesports000
    @housesports000 5 лет назад +2067

    Guy 1: Whats your favorite coffee? Mines Starbucks.
    Guy 2: Me personally, I'd prefer Dunkin Donuts, what about you Steve?
    Steve: *Coffee Instant Type 2*

  • @YouGotMunchies1
    @YouGotMunchies1 4 года назад +1565

    This is what I imagine Steve Rogers would do for a hobby.

    • @htown713195
      @htown713195 4 года назад +31

      YouGotMunchies1 this is an underrated comment 😂

    • @tristurner8256
      @tristurner8256 4 года назад +7

      Wait...

    • @aliceliu5582
      @aliceliu5582 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @lukaduke7629
      @lukaduke7629 3 года назад +4

      SNACK BOX ONE - or his sword...

    • @Cremeefr
      @Cremeefr 3 года назад +3

      Luke Hanley who’s gonna tell him

  • @pelletslinger9869
    @pelletslinger9869 2 года назад

    This channel is absolutely fantastic!

  • @Yungbeck
    @Yungbeck Год назад +4

    Wait, the good coffee, Jalapeno cheese spread, Pepperoni Pizza AND Cherry Cobbler...man, this one's a doozy

    • @guavamax420
      @guavamax420 10 месяцев назад

      why you say dat?

    • @Yungbeck
      @Yungbeck 10 месяцев назад

      @@guavamax420 wait is doozy a good thing? because that's was my intention XD

    • @guavamax420
      @guavamax420 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Yungbeck no

  • @yancyballesteros6162
    @yancyballesteros6162 4 года назад +3805

    I like my diabetes how Steve likes his coffee...
    *Instant, Type II*

    • @BhongasBracks
      @BhongasBracks 4 года назад +38

      you forgot the funny...

    • @yaabuddyyy
      @yaabuddyyy 4 года назад +14

      I really thought you meant with a cookie in it...

    • @safinhh8312
      @safinhh8312 4 года назад +21

      I just got stabbed help

    • @jlea2480
      @jlea2480 4 года назад +2

      Yancy Ballesteros 😂😂🤣

    • @Guero13world
      @Guero13world 4 года назад +1

      FUCK

  • @rafaelm-j397
    @rafaelm-j397 3 года назад +968

    i like to imagine a soldier coming up to a room of other soldiers like " YO BOIS WERE HAVING PIZZA AS OUR MRE"and everyone cheering like its pizza day in high school

    • @savannahjohnson633
      @savannahjohnson633 3 года назад +52

      It almost look like school pizza too lol

    • @fullmentalalchemist3922
      @fullmentalalchemist3922 3 года назад +37

      MREs are always trash. There is no celebrating for food in the field, my friend.

    • @fullmentalalchemist3922
      @fullmentalalchemist3922 3 года назад +44

      @fishman true, but after you've had these enough times that's all they are. Getting excited over them is something that happens in basic training and boot camp. That's it.

    • @jmorton3462
      @jmorton3462 3 года назад +11

      @@fullmentalalchemist3922 but if you fighting the north koreans of the chinese they will eat what you dont lol

    • @anastasiapatrick6221
      @anastasiapatrick6221 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

  • @Suigeneris999
    @Suigeneris999 26 дней назад

    Bro watching this guy’s mre reviews while eating is the best.

  • @northernking4787
    @northernking4787 Год назад +3

    As a father of 3 I’d like to thank every veteran and active duty soldier protecting my family! 🙏🏾❤️🇺🇸