Dude, if you grab and pull back a girl who tried to leave the awkward situation that you put both of you in, you deserve to be called ugly. I'm not sad for that guy.
Gotta love the kid in the 10k run video running up to his mom and giving her the biggest hug. It’s sad that the archway was taken down but I would not care if I had my kid run up to me like that. Most of the time you want to be proud of your kids. But sometimes having your kids be proud of you is just the thing you need.
Oooh, I don't like that. As a parent, you need to ALWAYS be proud of your kids. And not 'need' validation from them. Maybe you didn't mean it like that, but . . .
@hadriandwyer2191 You're right, and thank you for telling me this. I regret making this comment. I was abused as a child, so I'm far too easily triggered by anything that even slightly reminds me of my parents. It's hard to believe there are good people in the world, but thanks for reminding me.
Agreed. I always go to the same grocery store, so I'm able to write my list in order of the path I take through the aisles. I get in, get the goods, GTFO. I hate when I have to pick up something new and have no idea where it is... and I can never find someone to baby-duck me to the right aisle!
Having to ask someone at the pharmacy to unlock the plan B cabinet and watching them stumble to find the right key while an endless line of senior citizens filling their blood pressure scripts forms behind you is a form of hell I never want to experience again
Not exactly the same situation but I asked for a generic name for Plan B that I researched to see if the pharmacy had beforehand and the lady didn’t know what it was and I had to ask for Plan B in front of a long line of elders 😭 my covert plan didn’t work unfortunately
I don't even mind doing groceries but Cody's re-enactment was so vivid and accurate that I started exhibiting physical signs of anxiety and now I think grocery runs have officially been ruined for me. Excellent.
Dude yea, So accurate. The worst part is I don’t have a car and catch the bus at the moment, and the wifey will be asking me for all kinds of items. I end up missing the damn bus and having to wait another hour for the next one. Definitely gave me anxiety
@@Requi969 I’m literally the “Left for a gallon of milk, came back with a pack of gum.” Chalk it up to autism or ADHD, but I send the boyf out for me. Too much anxiety.
I do the majority of my shopping at Walmart, and I love the app! Just type in what you’re looking for and it tells you exactly what aisle it is located in. I haven’t had to ask for help in over a year!
I used to hate grocery shopping, but when I was complaining about it to my dad he said "Well you're going to have to do it till the day you die, you will probably spend hours of your life in a supermarket, so change your fucking tune or you're choosing to make x amount of hours of your life miserable" and now I still hate it but slightly less.
11:00 as someone who works in a grocery store, we also hate this because if we don't confidently tell you where it is almost immediately, we probably are just guessing as to where it is
Cody’s very vivid description of his grocery experience is actually so funny bc that’s what I do when customers ask for products from a department I don’t work in.
I LOVE grocery shopping! I love buying things and I love food and grocery shopping combines both! I almost never bring a list. I just wander through every aisle and pick out what I want!
yes just yes!! going grocery shopping is a really enjoyable experience, and i often find myself buying tons of ingredients before i even have a recipe.
there is nothing more agonizing than going to a grocery store with someone else who wants to stop and look at everything, compare every single size and brand, so you have to stand and wait and follow them around for half an hour. when I go I have my list optimized, my route optimized, and then zoom around the store straight to self-check-out.
My partner and I both hate grocery shopping and both try to get out of it every time. Though I will say I do find it less painful doing it with him so I guess both you and Kelsey are right. It sucks but sucks less with them
It's the easiest shit. You should do it enough to know what meals you're gonna make so you know what ingredients you're missing based on what you've eaten. I hate when my s.o. grocery shops because he doesn't know how to estimate in his head so hes always outting stuff back at the register or he doesnt grab anything but frozen foods which get old af fast.
People who grocery shop 9 times out of 10 are doing it wrong. Know what meals you want to eat for the week and only get food and ingredients that you know you will eat. DO NOT overspend or over shop. This is how my family always had extra shit that went bad because my mother thought she would eat it and then didn't because she didn't like it. Don't be fucking stupid with money when it comes to food and you will be fine. You don't have to have a packed fridge constantly, as long as you're ONLY buying what you know you will eat in one week (not one month, one week) you will be fine. I see people all the time be really fucking stupid when it comes to buying groceries and they make it take much longer or cost much more than it needs to.
@@soloplaysgames9965 Legit. I don't understand why people have a problem grocery shopping. It takes me a maximum of 30 minutes because I know everything I'm going to be eating and buying for the weak and only getting what will last me through the whole week.
About the store, my boyfriend could not agree with you more. Best time he has in the grocery store with me, I gave him only the produce list. I got everything, and he had to stay in one department. When I got back to him he was so proud of himself like “Babe I got everything except summer squash because I couldn’t find it but I got everything else” lmao so sweet
I agree with Kelsey, if I'm with my husband we can do any mundane activity/errand and I'm happy. Its the time we get to spend together that makes it fun! ♥
I want Cody to know his videos are the best 10 minutes of my week and always cheer me up. I’ve been watching since day 1 and never miss a video. Keep up the good work man, you’re doing such a good job.
my wife hates shopping - she gets stressed out if we go into a store without a list, and if i start browsing before the list has been completed. i love shopping and browsing, but i also get overwhelmed when the grocery store is crowded/busy/i'm not in the mood to shop 🤷
Yeah! Last time I went to the grocery store I talked to a nice old lady about soup recipes, it was the first genuine conversation I had with a stranger in months.
I like doing the “shopping” aspect, every store is usually the same format and I love trying to find new grocery releases. ( new coke drop LMAO ) But I hate, HATE checking out or asking the workers for help, usually I end up getting the most frustrated during those moments. But everything before checking out it’s great!
I love self checkout I absolutely love bagging and putting away my own groceries the way I want to. Idk, I find it fun. But I know I’d hate being a bagger as an actual job
I'm on the retail worker side of that re-enactment and I feel the exact same way as Cody. I hate having to look for random products, its stupid how often higher management requires products to be moved, and the sheer amount of products we offer is insane. It's not fun and I don't think grocery shopping will ever be a "fun" errand to do.
This is why before I go to Walmart, I look up where the odd things I have to find are on their app. It's been accurate for me so far and I don't have to spend all that time wandering around. But your story gave me so much fuckin anxiety lmao, I am so sorry grocery shopping is like that for you
Cody's presence makes these posts bearable. I definitely find errands more enjoyable with my partner, but so right on the groceries. I'm getting the app up with all the aisle numbers and getting the hell out asap.
did no one else grow up w grocery shopping w their family as the highlight of their week? we'd make a whole day out of it, i'm almost 20 and it's still my favorite part of coming home for breaks lol
Cody's violent hate towards errands amuses me every time. You'd think the dude has the most packed schedule in the world with how much he hates spending time in the store.
His description of the grocery run is scary for how relatable it is, most of the time I try not to text other family members to let them know I'm going to the store for exactly that reason. Going shopping for things that you don't know exactly where they are is miserable and takes too long.
cody is so right ab the grocery thing. i live in a food desert and only shop at walmart, but they put aisle numbers in their app. i go in with a list in order with aisle numbers, it’s made my trips so much better
best part i’ve found about working at a grocery store is now i know where everything is so for once in my life i don’t wanna d word when i shop for food
I used to feel exactly the same way when shopping at the grocery store (at Ralph’s or vons) but now I shop at sprouts or a smaller local market and it’s become very enjoyable
Lol I love that you guys are still talking to Mark L. Walberg! Definitely the coolest Walberg, especially because he's not related to the rest of them at all
My dad ran the LA marathon with a similar situation, he was bummed and he worked so hard. I knew that anything is possible with determination from that moment.
As someone who works at a Walmart, the baby duck reference is accurate 😂 we lowkey hate doing it too bc we have to move slower to help u guys ^i love helping ppl tho but it’s awkward for both parties
no cause i HATE having to look for things in supermarkets. it’s the most draining, unfrictionless activity. and my local changes their layout like every 2 weeks so every time i shop i’m guaranteed to be wandering the aisles for half an hour 😭
bro the grocery store segment is people with anxiety literally exactly how me and my nana feel she’s my store buddy we never go to the store alone i showed her that segment and we laughed you’re not wrong
Grocery shopping is something I love doing as an adult. I can buy whatever TF I want, it's one of those small joys I have. I also love cooking, so it's a little adventure everytime.
9:03 I gave it some serious thought what each item is: “Fruitys” = fruits (of any kind? No specification on how much or how many kinds? Unless they only get the same selection of fruits, this is already a crappy list) “Veggie vegs” = vegetables (again, what the fuck. No mention of type or amount?) “Crunch munch” = Crackers? Popcorn? Granola? Fairly unclear “Hunks of flesh” = meat (painfully vague) “Cow leaks” = milk (despite being factually incorrect) “Baby rocks” = Potatoes? Or salt if she literally means small pieces of mineral “Frozen potatoe stones” = frozen chopped potatoes? Frozen tater tots? Then “baby rocks” might actually be salt. Hunks of flesh sliced = ham? I’d also think steak, but then the original “hunks of flesh” would need to be larger than a steak (like a whole chicken?) and it feels a little unlikely that’s what they’re getting “Bounties of the sea” = seafood? Unclear if it’s fish or shrimp “Old cow leaks” = cheese “Fatty sticks” = butter “Cucumbers of hate” = zucchini?? (If so, why is it not a “veggie veg”) “Bone water chick” = chicken broth “Awkward sponge bean” = …honestly I have no clue. I guess there’s a bean out there with a spongy texture? (Unless they mean tofu?) “Sad leaf party” = mixed greens “Squishy wishy liquid” = laundry detergent? (Possibly dishwashing liquid)
i love going to the grocery store bc i always go with my mom and it’s own bonding time. also i love picking up snacks and whatever then getting excited to eat it through the week
I hate errands. Hate grocery stores but my boyfriend loves going shopping for groceries. I think we need to be a lot like them and be excited for little things. It makes life brighter.
Cody: studied computer science, inventend a successful app, is a successful businessman Also Cody: asks if the most basic word in the english language is even a word
Omg that grocery list made me mad too, I’m even more mad I knew what she was talking about for all of them. I literally write grocery lists in order of the layout of the store so whoever goes can spend the least amount possible in the store. It’s like plotting a tactical mission, like I’m heisting the grocery store
I love grocery shopping, the only thing I don't like is checking out because it's a bunch of highschoolers who look miserable or people I knew from highschool
In my mind: Crunch much- cereal Hunks of flesh- chicken Cow leaks- milk Baby rocks- potatoes Frozen potato stones- tater tots Hunks of flesh sliced- bacon Bounties of the sea- shrimp Old cow leaks- cheese Fatty sticks- butter Cucumbers of hate- pickles Bone water chick- chicken broth Awkward sponge bean- tofu Sad leaf party- salad mix Squishy wishy liquid- soap Honestly pretty similar to my own shopping list
I've only been doing my own groceries for like 2 years now because I used to split them with other people but just being able to go to the grocery store and decide what food I want to eat that paycheck and have nobody else eat it is really nice
Dude, if you grab and pull back a girl who tried to leave the awkward situation that you put both of you in, you deserve to be called ugly. I'm not sad for that guy.
Yea he was an ass and deserved that shit. If you’re doing any pick-up artist bit then you deserve to be called ugly 😂
True
and say “baby” 🤮 ew. 🤢
Dudes is interesting out here sumtime
She could probably press charges for assault if she wanted to... it's actually a crime to grab someone like that.
Gotta love the kid in the 10k run video running up to his mom and giving her the biggest hug. It’s sad that the archway was taken down but I would not care if I had my kid run up to me like that. Most of the time you want to be proud of your kids. But sometimes having your kids be proud of you is just the thing you need.
Cried in a comment second today ✅
Oooh, I don't like that. As a parent, you need to ALWAYS be proud of your kids. And not 'need' validation from them. Maybe you didn't mean it like that, but . . .
dude shut up
sorry that was directed at rachel stanger
@hadriandwyer2191 You're right, and thank you for telling me this. I regret making this comment. I was abused as a child, so I'm far too easily triggered by anything that even slightly reminds me of my parents. It's hard to believe there are good people in the world, but thanks for reminding me.
I love listening to him complain about everyday things
this is the most chronically online shit ive seen in a minute
@@thesolomonproject ironically this is the most “chronically online” comment i’ve seen lol
@@thesolomonproject “cody looks so smol .-.” the code switching when you insult someone lool
@@KOmyself fr his comment sounded like he just learned the term "chronically online" and he was looking for any reason to use it
they got a pod cast, lots of that on there too plus noel
bro that dude did that woman so dirty man she busted her ass for that 10k and just pulled the finish line down in the last few steps i'm weeping
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lonny
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Bro dude bro
She still completed it? What actually changed
Cody's disdain for spending too long in the grocery store really hits home
Yes, I fucking hate grocery shopping with a passion haha
Yah, I truly do agree. The baby duck is the perfect description
In and out buzzing like a bee 😂
I fucking feel. I Get in and get the fuck out as fast as I can.
Agreed. I always go to the same grocery store, so I'm able to write my list in order of the path I take through the aisles. I get in, get the goods, GTFO.
I hate when I have to pick up something new and have no idea where it is... and I can never find someone to baby-duck me to the right aisle!
Having to ask someone at the pharmacy to unlock the plan B cabinet and watching them stumble to find the right key while an endless line of senior citizens filling their blood pressure scripts forms behind you is a form of hell I never want to experience again
Luckily where I live you can buy it OTC… for now I guess lol 🥲
Not exactly the same situation but I asked for a generic name for Plan B that I researched to see if the pharmacy had beforehand and the lady didn’t know what it was and I had to ask for Plan B in front of a long line of elders 😭 my covert plan didn’t work unfortunately
@@LegendaryCS4 why do elderly people seem to appear out of nowhere when you're buying anything sex related
I promise y'all they absolutely don't give a fuck 💜
@@shannonceleste5557 Some most definitely do, but I'm also confident that most have more important matters to worry about.
I don't even mind doing groceries but Cody's re-enactment was so vivid and accurate that I started exhibiting physical signs of anxiety and now I think grocery runs have officially been ruined for me. Excellent.
Dude yea, So accurate. The worst part is I don’t have a car and catch the bus at the moment, and the wifey will be asking me for all kinds of items. I end up missing the damn bus and having to wait another hour for the next one. Definitely gave me anxiety
@@Requi969 I’m literally the “Left for a gallon of milk, came back with a pack of gum.” Chalk it up to autism or ADHD, but I send the boyf out for me. Too much anxiety.
you should probably head to a doctor if a video made you exhibit physical signs of anxiety
I do the majority of my shopping at Walmart, and I love the app! Just type in what you’re looking for and it tells you exactly what aisle it is located in. I haven’t had to ask for help in over a year!
As someone who works retail he perfectly reenacted me helping a customer.
“Never grab” is a good rule of thumb. More people should remember elementary school and keep their hands to themselves
Cody just convinced me that "Norbert" is a pretty cool sounding name, the talents of this man know no bounds.
Norbert Moses
My uncle’s name is Norbert, no one can convince me it’s a cool name
It’s Norbin’ time
@Emotional D I've norbin for this day to finally arrive
@@magej1 i havent heard that name in yaars...
I’m a big fan of this style, I really like the direction Cody’s going in with a less scripted vid - he’s just funnier when he’s on his feet
This is his 2nd channel that is why.
codys channel has gone from making fun of the kombucha king to becoming the king himself. hat tip to you mate
Well ello mate and a tip of the ‘at to you too old chum
It’s not just a flavored soda… IT IS A HEALTH DRINK 🤬
Is that Al Gore
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I don't want to live in a world with spoon guy. Goodbye. 😔
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Same🤢
Leaving for planet Norb
@@inolofatsenglekaba5026Norbert Moses is the only Norbert we need
I used to hate grocery shopping, but when I was complaining about it to my dad he said "Well you're going to have to do it till the day you die, you will probably spend hours of your life in a supermarket, so change your fucking tune or you're choosing to make x amount of hours of your life miserable" and now I still hate it but slightly less.
Wait till he hears of Hello Fresh lol
I just imagine him giving me that advice and my autistic ass just blinking at him like "Oh ok. My bad"
@@RenopunkJo or online shopping
@@RenopunkJo don’t get them. Their food is making people sick
@@miad6160 Elaborate?
The bravery of that woman to say “yes” after he literally grabbed and pulled her back. He was all muscular too
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ikr if someone grabbed my upper arm like that saying “hold on you think im ugly?” i'd freeze
@Wow improve what
@@glowrillaz I’m guessing they mean your fear response??? I freeze too I understand
Muscular?! He looks like the Michelin Man.
literally cry laughing @ Cody talking about following the worker to the aisle like a baby duck LMAO
IT MADE ME ALMOST CHOKE ON MY CHOCOLATE ALMOND
Ah I love that someone mentioned that!
Made me laugh so hard 😂
as a grocery store employee, this is completely accurate. every customer i lead to the chips isle is my baby duck. they don’t have a choice.
Me with my mom when we go anywhere new
11:00 as someone who works in a grocery store, we also hate this because if we don't confidently tell you where it is almost immediately, we probably are just guessing as to where it is
just say it's not your department dude
Kind of wondering if Kelsey actually gives him weird things on purpose XD
@@FreshHatTodaymost people nowadays are trained in all departments
I love how much of this video was about Cody’s hatred for excessively long grocery shopping
Cody’s very vivid description of his grocery experience is actually so funny bc that’s what I do when customers ask for products from a department I don’t work in.
I literally cannot relate to anything more than Cody's grocery rant. 100% accurate especially being the grocery guy of the house
i’d kms if i was the “grocery guy of the house” 😂😂
I LOVE grocery shopping! I love buying things and I love food and grocery shopping combines both! I almost never bring a list. I just wander through every aisle and pick out what I want!
yes just yes!! going grocery shopping is a really enjoyable experience, and i often find myself buying tons of ingredients before i even have a recipe.
As someone who worked at a grocery store, that scenario had me geeked
i work in a grocery store and my job is to shop for ppls online grocery orders. im literally just grocery shopping for 8 hours a day
@@sof844 same. and i hate it. because youre not only a 'customer' you also work there and have to help other actual customers
there is nothing more agonizing than going to a grocery store with someone else who wants to stop and look at everything, compare every single size and brand, so you have to stand and wait and follow them around for half an hour. when I go I have my list optimized, my route optimized, and then zoom around the store straight to self-check-out.
Cody your energy is amazing in this video. Yes do more of em!
yeah hes been great lately
Agreed loved this 💕
Agreed.
Cody's attitude towards grocery shopping is extremely relatable
My partner and I both hate grocery shopping and both try to get out of it every time. Though I will say I do find it less painful doing it with him so I guess both you and Kelsey are right. It sucks but sucks less with them
they gotta go together
Thats exactly the kind of relationship dynamic I want to have with someone in the future. Goals
It's the easiest shit. You should do it enough to know what meals you're gonna make so you know what ingredients you're missing based on what you've eaten. I hate when my s.o. grocery shops because he doesn't know how to estimate in his head so hes always outting stuff back at the register or he doesnt grab anything but frozen foods which get old af fast.
People who grocery shop 9 times out of 10 are doing it wrong.
Know what meals you want to eat for the week and only get food and ingredients that you know you will eat. DO NOT overspend or over shop. This is how my family always had extra shit that went bad because my mother thought she would eat it and then didn't because she didn't like it.
Don't be fucking stupid with money when it comes to food and you will be fine.
You don't have to have a packed fridge constantly, as long as you're ONLY buying what you know you will eat in one week (not one month, one week) you will be fine.
I see people all the time be really fucking stupid when it comes to buying groceries and they make it take much longer or cost much more than it needs to.
@@soloplaysgames9965 Legit. I don't understand why people have a problem grocery shopping. It takes me a maximum of 30 minutes because I know everything I'm going to be eating and buying for the weak and only getting what will last me through the whole week.
As an employee at a grocery store, the whole bit at 10:35 is incredibly accurate. "Probably isle 4" is spot on
If I were the guy taking down the finish line I would have not slept that night
Nah she should have run faster
@@himanbam you're not funny, you're not quirky. you're just sad.
i love when cody’s polite canadian side comes out and he’s upset about people grabbing strangers
Love that Cody is posting more often
About the store, my boyfriend could not agree with you more. Best time he has in the grocery store with me, I gave him only the produce list. I got everything, and he had to stay in one department. When I got back to him he was so proud of himself like “Babe I got everything except summer squash because I couldn’t find it but I got everything else” lmao so sweet
You're right about the grocery store and it really pisses me off when the store you have memorized suddenly decides to remodel. 🤬😡🤬
I agree with Kelsey, if I'm with my husband we can do any mundane activity/errand and I'm happy. Its the time we get to spend together that makes it fun! ♥
“Anyways I hope you’re sad” had my dying, great outro
I want Cody to know his videos are the best 10 minutes of my week and always cheer me up. I’ve been watching since day 1 and never miss a video. Keep up the good work man, you’re doing such a good job.
Regardless of the topic of the video, You've been lookin a lot happier lately :)
Very true. Dude seemed kinda burnt out for while (can't say I blame him, it's a lot of work) but he seems like he's happy again :)
AND THE JAW LINE TOO!!! 🙌🏼🤍 looking super happy and healthy
Dudes probably a millionaire by now so no shit
@@nonsense2369 okay? dude didn’t have to be so transparently jealous
@@nonsense2369 he's been a millionaire for a while. Your username is appropriate. You be full of it
my wife hates shopping - she gets stressed out if we go into a store without a list, and if i start browsing before the list has been completed. i love shopping and browsing, but i also get overwhelmed when the grocery store is crowded/busy/i'm not in the mood to shop 🤷
I love buying groceries :) so many options and pretty labels, and I get a small glance into other people's lives and feel a teeny sense community
Yeah! Last time I went to the grocery store I talked to a nice old lady about soup recipes, it was the first genuine conversation I had with a stranger in months.
Sending some love and positivity your way
grocery stores are like magical forests to me
omg this is so wholesome and brightened my day thank you :)
@@Random-sk6hm aw ❤️
watching this in 2024 and we can now unsend text messages, hope you're happy Cody
I like doing the “shopping” aspect, every store is usually the same format and I love trying to find new grocery releases. ( new coke drop LMAO ) But I hate, HATE checking out or asking the workers for help, usually I end up getting the most frustrated during those moments. But everything before checking out it’s great!
The new coke is absolutely awful, tastes straight up like peptobismal
I love self checkout I absolutely love bagging and putting away my own groceries the way I want to. Idk, I find it fun. But I know I’d hate being a bagger as an actual job
@@PenelopeNaomi Pepto Bismol is tasty though.
@@kanishknishar Yes.
I like shopping for fun things but not groceries
I'm on the retail worker side of that re-enactment and I feel the exact same way as Cody. I hate having to look for random products, its stupid how often higher management requires products to be moved, and the sheer amount of products we offer is insane. It's not fun and I don't think grocery shopping will ever be a "fun" errand to do.
This is why before I go to Walmart, I look up where the odd things I have to find are on their app. It's been accurate for me so far and I don't have to spend all that time wandering around. But your story gave me so much fuckin anxiety lmao, I am so sorry grocery shopping is like that for you
apple was obviously taking notes from this video @8:50
"Oh, he thought this was funny! Damn." Amazing line.
"Just any time I'm in a CVS I wanna just end it all." Wow I felt that.
Cody's presence makes these posts bearable. I definitely find errands more enjoyable with my partner, but so right on the groceries. I'm getting the app up with all the aisle numbers and getting the hell out asap.
did no one else grow up w grocery shopping w their family as the highlight of their week? we'd make a whole day out of it, i'm almost 20 and it's still my favorite part of coming home for breaks lol
listening to Cody complain about the utmost mundane stuff... I love it, it's giving early days F*cking Chill podcast (OGs remember)
Cody's violent hate towards errands amuses me every time. You'd think the dude has the most packed schedule in the world with how much he hates spending time in the store.
Cody is really popping off lately. Last few videos have been so good.
Crazy watching this is 2024 and they finally have an option to unsend messages now 8:43
Casually ending with "anyways, I hope you're sad" caught me off guard lol
Cody asked for the ability to unsend imessages and literally less than a year later...they delivered. This guy can move mountains.
I have to say cody your timing is impeccable i get a notification just after rolling a nice lil happy grass puff stick
gasp, you've been smoking the jazz cigarettes?! SHAME ;)
His description of the grocery run is scary for how relatable it is, most of the time I try not to text other family members to let them know I'm going to the store for exactly that reason. Going shopping for things that you don't know exactly where they are is miserable and takes too long.
I totally relate with you Cody. Shopping makes me miserable to
Too
I love how when Cody gets all worked up on something suddenly he grows full bangs and a fringe
What I definitely needed was a high dose of grocery store stress to lull me right to sleep thank you Cody
cody is so right ab the grocery thing. i live in a food desert and only shop at walmart, but they put aisle numbers in their app. i go in with a list in order with aisle numbers, it’s made my trips so much better
Id watch a video of you & Kelsey discussing mundane adult errands any day!!!
best part i’ve found about working at a grocery store is now i know where everything is so for once in my life i don’t wanna d word when i shop for food
Laughing so hard at how much you drew out that grocery rant lol
6:00 deserved for grabbing the arm. You need to be humbled after making a bad play like that.
Cody, these cringe videos give me physical pain, and yet for some reason I keep coming back
I used to feel exactly the same way when shopping at the grocery store (at Ralph’s or vons) but now I shop at sprouts or a smaller local market and it’s become very enjoyable
Lol I love that you guys are still talking to Mark L. Walberg! Definitely the coolest Walberg, especially because he's not related to the rest of them at all
My dad ran the LA marathon with a similar situation, he was bummed and he worked so hard. I knew that anything is possible with determination from that moment.
5:02 “Cereal killer vibes right there” 🥣🥄😂
8:55 update - we can now unsend messages and future cody ko makes a lot of jokes abt how it’s ridiculous that it took so long
i love the way he talks about kelsey
As someone who works at a Walmart, the baby duck reference is accurate 😂 we lowkey hate doing it too bc we have to move slower to help u guys ^i love helping ppl tho but it’s awkward for both parties
5:53 dude deserved that for just grabbing her like that hahahaha
cody’s grocery store experience is so comforting. it’s exactly how i feel. lmao
the unsend messages rant aged well
no cause i HATE having to look for things in supermarkets. it’s the most draining, unfrictionless activity. and my local changes their layout like every 2 weeks so every time i shop i’m guaranteed to be wandering the aisles for half an hour 😭
i really enjoy what ur putting out dude! thank you for your hard work!
bro the grocery store segment is people with anxiety literally exactly how me and my nana feel she’s my store buddy we never go to the store alone i showed her that segment and we laughed you’re not wrong
4:40
it’s Norbin’ time
Grocery shopping is something I love doing as an adult. I can buy whatever TF I want, it's one of those small joys I have. I also love cooking, so it's a little adventure everytime.
9:03 I gave it some serious thought what each item is:
“Fruitys” = fruits (of any kind? No specification on how much or how many kinds? Unless they only get the same selection of fruits, this is already a crappy list)
“Veggie vegs” = vegetables (again, what the fuck. No mention of type or amount?)
“Crunch munch” = Crackers? Popcorn? Granola? Fairly unclear
“Hunks of flesh” = meat (painfully vague)
“Cow leaks” = milk (despite being factually incorrect)
“Baby rocks” = Potatoes? Or salt if she literally means small pieces of mineral
“Frozen potatoe stones” = frozen chopped potatoes? Frozen tater tots? Then “baby rocks” might actually be salt.
Hunks of flesh sliced = ham? I’d also think steak, but then the original “hunks of flesh” would need to be larger than a steak (like a whole chicken?) and it feels a little unlikely that’s what they’re getting
“Bounties of the sea” = seafood? Unclear if it’s fish or shrimp
“Old cow leaks” = cheese
“Fatty sticks” = butter
“Cucumbers of hate” = zucchini?? (If so, why is it not a “veggie veg”)
“Bone water chick” = chicken broth
“Awkward sponge bean” = …honestly I have no clue. I guess there’s a bean out there with a spongy texture? (Unless they mean tofu?)
“Sad leaf party” = mixed greens
“Squishy wishy liquid” = laundry detergent? (Possibly dishwashing liquid)
I think cucumbers of hate are pickles!! also I'm so glad someone else tried to figure out the list
Props to the lady who ran. Her family was so proud. It’s heartwarming ❤
Grocery stores are fun
what the heck freckled
zelda?!?
i love going to the grocery store bc i always go with my mom and it’s own bonding time. also i love picking up snacks and whatever then getting excited to eat it through the week
Cody pls update your "awkward dating show" playlist so I can watch every the button video consecutively, it is essential viewing for me 😭😂
I hate errands. Hate grocery stores but my boyfriend loves going shopping for groceries. I think we need to be a lot like them and be excited for little things. It makes life brighter.
Cody: studied computer science, inventend a successful app, is a successful businessman
Also Cody: asks if the most basic word in the english language is even a word
Sometimes Cody acts like English isn't his first language lmao
tbf he was questioning unawareness bc he was looking for obliviousness
what a legendary end to a rant “when I’m in a cvs I just want to end it all”
wtf I love going to grocery stores :( especially in foreign countries where idk what anything is lol
Omg that grocery list made me mad too, I’m even more mad I knew what she was talking about for all of them.
I literally write grocery lists in order of the layout of the store so whoever goes can spend the least amount possible in the store. It’s like plotting a tactical mission, like I’m heisting the grocery store
5:40 i legit started shadow boxing
Ehehehe
“anyways i hope you’re sad” cody that’s the nicest thing i’ve ever heard u say to us
9:23 Squishy wishy liquid is hilarious, and I’m not sorry.
what is it even supposed to be
The description of the various anxieties experienced at the grocery store really transported me there. God I hate grocery shopping
4:50 I feel like this is some part of an ARG you'd find in a creepy reddit forum
I love grocery shopping, the only thing I don't like is checking out because it's a bunch of highschoolers who look miserable or people I knew from highschool
You can tell poor Cody’s getting old 2:09 “I’m worried about finishing”
I literally pay for Walmart delivery because of how much I hate grocery shopping. Cody described everything I hate about it so well.
In my mind:
Crunch much- cereal
Hunks of flesh- chicken
Cow leaks- milk
Baby rocks- potatoes
Frozen potato stones- tater tots
Hunks of flesh sliced- bacon
Bounties of the sea- shrimp
Old cow leaks- cheese
Fatty sticks- butter
Cucumbers of hate- pickles
Bone water chick- chicken broth
Awkward sponge bean- tofu
Sad leaf party- salad mix
Squishy wishy liquid- soap
Honestly pretty similar to my own shopping list
I feel like this is so accurate 👏👏👏
I've only been doing my own groceries for like 2 years now because I used to split them with other people but just being able to go to the grocery store and decide what food I want to eat that paycheck and have nobody else eat it is really nice
Cody: goes on 10 minute rant on podcast about why apple adding unsend messages is for cucks
Also Cody: “why doesn’t apple just add unbending messages”
Lmao I ran to the comments to see if anyone else noticed
Ayo that ending beat got rejuvenated! Okay! And you’re coming through with slightly different editing style too…I’m peeping