BnE - Stinky Chin

We doff the proverbial to the age of doo-wop with a tale of a poor, young fella with a malodorous facial protuberance a la The Mothers of Invention.
Lyrics:
There was a guy and Johnny was his name
All the girls loved him, down at Beaver Lane
His hair was so greasy, his car was greasier still
He wanted a steady, so long as she's taken dat pill
One day he met Susie and took her for a ride
He told her he loved her, hopin' to put it inside
He leaned in to kiss her, she wondered where he had been
'cause as he got closer she got a whiff of his chin
Stiiinky chin
He's got a stinky chin
Stiiinky chin
Not unlike a garbage bin
stinky chin
So he bought him some soap, attached to a rope
And tried to scrub it away
His daddy did loan some of his stud cologne
Which came in a nifty spray
(spoken verse)
Now on their fifth date things where goin' great
And he asked her to wear his pin
So he took her out once more and she came to adore
...that stinky chin
So our Johnny & Susie were the king and queen of the school
His chin was still stinky, but he didn't feel like a fool
Later that evening Susie thought of a game
she took a trip downtown, found his balls smelled just the same
balls, balls, balls, smelled the same...
Stiiinky chin
He's got a stinky chin
Stiiinky chin
Smells like a halibut fin
He had a... stinky, stinky chiiiiin.