I wanna be powerful like Putin , i mean look how sharp not like the usa president a bunch of clown 🤡 and most of them are so corrupt and they can destroy the country with decisions that only serve their own interest
I've never got why a piece official id is useless at the task of general id, once out of date. As I'm the same person, and that's the same once official id card.
She can, but no one wants to take such a huge responsibility! Russian federation is to huge. The ruler must be authoritative and powerful and very smart and in the same time faithful, to protect all the nationality in it. It’s not an easy job a specially when others countries trying to destroy it. So the president has to be a defender too. So I don’t think woman can handle that. Rare woman able to do that.
Come on European Nations in America stop acting like these not your people now ask were the Americans??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!
Yeah. Elections in Russia are a farce. Everyone knows who will win. All other candidates are on the list to fill in the blanks. They have a 0.0000000000000% chance of winning.
As if u have anymore choice ...... Right ???! Lol look who's in charge of the u.s.a. ... Ask urself how did this happen... Yea not so funny is it .... N who r we to lecture a country who has a president who is competent and intelligent who loves his country ???? We have a leader who on the daily has conversations w ppl whom have died 20 yrs ago.
Or His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor senor putin , VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire the nato eu and usa empirr in Africa in General and ukain in Particular 😂 ( edi amin reference adjusted to putin )
sure, thats why everyone who try to run against him, dies or gets jailed. "best run country" how so? If thats true why millions of russian live in west, not other way around... were is all the oil money? @@Nooraksi
I suspect it is a doppelganger, I have never seen the hand movement nor the nervous face touching. Doesn't matter though, Putin as usual has it rigged anyway. 😖🤬🤬🤬
@@nexiuz2233 GDR SECRET SERVICE...upss thats the wwron one.. my actually one is more international : _ D.... WELCOME TO NORTHKOREA.. nope not this one lol... hindu.. nope hmmmm sucka bliad.. ahh there...
Stop picking on Vladimir Putin and Russia...darn bullies are never happy...keep doing good Vladimir Putin...the world needs the good Vladimir Putin...the world needs a REAL HUMANITARIAN WORLD LEADER...for all mankind! Come on ...we can do this! Its our time on earth together to do something awesome...like LIVE!
@@FundyisleLegacyit used to be 4 years for max of 2 terms, then he updated it to 6 years and 2 terms. But when he updated the constitution, he said his terms are “reset”
He never got more than 80%. His best was 76% in 2018. This is not a dictatorship. Real dictatorships are places where leaders win with 90%, 95% or even 99%, these are places like many African countries or North Korea, and with that I don’t think that all of those places are bad. With that being said, Russia is not a dictatorship! It’s just a brilliantly governed country on the federal level, yet it has some problems on local levels because of the greed of local administrators unfortunately.
@@denisvoskresenskiy1306No, it's just that the 90% percent fake elections are retarded, Putin isn't stupid so he makes it ~80%, any real opposition or real investigative journalist is dead. I've seen the new Russian Constitution vote, it was a joke. In the USA it is fake and smarter so they produce enough votes to get just enough for the establishment candidate. Trump takes too much real votes, it's too hard with him, so they are trying to destroy him anyway possible before the elections.
PERE VLADIMIR SON REGNE SS EST DEJA ÉTABLI DEPUIS 1950XX ANS NOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER XX ANS TOUT DANS LOMBRE NOS EMPIRE REICH SOCIÉTÉS SS PARTOUT NOS CONQUÊTES LE.NETOYAGE DES CLANDESTINS MAUAVIS SPERME ARABE NOIR GITAN ET CES COLLABORATEURS MAFIEU EUROMONDIALISTE EXTRÊME GAUCHE LEURS NOUVEE ORDRE DD SACAGER LES FRONTIÈRES QUI NE SLNT PAS EUX SERA DEJOUER SOROS ET CES PANTIN MACRON CE PD EN FAIT PARRIE DE GANG DE RACAILLE EUROMONDIALISTE
MONDO ASIE PROTECTION PERE PAPA VLADIMIR SS ET CHRISTIANISME JUSTICE ARMER ELLEZ AUSI VOS FEMMES MILLARD CES HOMMES MLLARD HOMMMES SS MONDO ASIE XX SIÈCLES RÉINCARNATION REPRODUCTION AUX MAXIMUM VOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER DEPUIS LAGE DES TEMPS VOS EMPIRES REICH VOS ÉLITE MONDO ASIE SS LÉGITIME RACES ASIATIQUE HUMANOÏDES BEAUTÉ FORCE TEMPLIAR RICHESSE SUPRÉMATIE
@@AntonioPripizduchi718 3 раза пересмотрел, недовольства я не увидел, наоборот когда она меняет ракурс и смотрит на ВВП , улыбка до ушей, очень приветлива. Может быть Вы на контрасте такое подумали. Ну тут не удивительно , своего коллегу(который принимает документы) она и так каждый день видит в отличии от будущего кандидата в президенты.
No, she is happy because her only purpose of past 6 years of life is being fulfilled - being paid really good for faking elections for her beloved patron leader
A hlavne je v Rusku poradek a klid.❤ PODIVEJTE se jak dopadlo Nemecko s jejich DEMOKRACIE?????? Dneska je tato zeme ovladana TEROREM NASILIM A VRAZDAMY. NECO TAKOVÉHO BY V RUSKU NIKDY NEEXISTOVALO. PUTIN JE PRESIDENT A NE KASPAR JAK SCHOLZ A JEHO ZELENY SEMAFOR.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No he hasnt. Check again. He stepped down for several years between 2008 and 2012 because Russia hadnt changed its constitution to allow him to run for a third term. He was elected as President for his 3rd full term in 2012 after four years as Prime Minister. This will be the start of his 6th full term as President when he trounces the opposition in the upcoming election. Putin is a great president, that is why he keeps getting reelected.
because she knows this is just semantics, anyone that could stand a chance against Putin in the election is sitting in prison... hmm reminds me of someone here in the US
He just showed how to be respectful and law abiding citizen though he's president he has to emphasize nobody's above the law.Not hypocrisy as the west do😊
Extremely excited for this election. Heard Putin's approval rating dramatically dropped from 135% to 117%! Hopefully the other candidates have a fair chance 🤞
@haplop-zb4vp Trump is better for America, but unfortunately, he will die before becoming president again. Whoever wants to cry, cry 😢 😭 😪 early. I am writing this from Uganda 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬
But to America's defense? Putin was afraid of Trump. Especially after Trump orders a hit in Syria that killed 300 Russians in one shot. We did know who was running the country . And the 🌎.
I want to congratulate Putin in advance for winning the 2024 election.
he is the only one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His opponents are all located in the Ik-3 Kharp Gulag Camp
Best comment.
😂😂😂😂
Slava ukraini 🇺🇦
He didnt hand his passport , he just showed the employee's address and family details
underrated 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha thats the best
💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀
Russia is a democracy there are three candidates:
1. Vladimir
2. Vladimirovich
3. Putin
🤣
🤣
🤣
🤣
🤣
He checked because Biden said putin was president of ukraine😂
🤣👍
What trump say about turkeys president Victor Orban. ? Huh? Electric boats and sharks waaaah?
Cam are dreptate 😊cit de curind 😊
Yeah,he actualy said that i heard him saying it.
@@benabela1581trump this trump that. How about who actually holds office?
I wonder who is going to win. Russian elections are always nail biters.
Isn’t the USA the same?😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Arrr-b4unah not the same dude. Get educated.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Putin:
Let me know if anyone else comes here after me.
B1DEN of course
😂😂😂😂
No one went there after him😂
Так обманывают людей 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The next level of "compete with yourself, not with others" 💀
Hahaha
😂
Пусть лучше он, чем какой-нибудь маразматик!
I wanna be powerful like Putin , i mean look how sharp not like the usa president a bunch of clown 🤡 and most of them are so corrupt and they can destroy the country with decisions that only serve their own interest
Putin face same like hasbullah
Imagine if they say ‘Sorry it’s out of date’
If it were out of date, they would say exactly that. It's not difficult to imagine.
I've never got why a piece official id is useless at the task of general id, once out of date. As I'm the same person, and that's the same once official id card.
@StephenButlerOne yes, but let's not forget that governments collect fees and issuing new ID every 2-3 years makes perfect sense for them financially
He would fall out of a window.
I think nobody will say that 😂
"Why can't a woman run for president of Russia?"
Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"
😂😂😂
Underrated
She can, but no one wants to take such a huge responsibility! Russian federation is to huge. The ruler must be authoritative and powerful and very smart and in the same time faithful, to protect all the nationality in it. It’s not an easy job a specially when others countries trying to destroy it. So the president has to be a defender too. So I don’t think woman can handle that. Rare woman able to do that.
Because she would drop out of the window before getting elected because of putin 😅
Lmao
He didnt hand his passport, he handed the passport of the guy checking it.
As a threat
Underrated comment😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
Enter gangster background score
😂😂😂
Fun fact - Putin is not running for election. But elections is running for Putin.
😂
😂😂😂😂👍
War crimes are running for putin
Ya bruh ya bruh
Literally
I imagine Putin's CHARACTER is almost as funny as Trump's CHARACTER (but only in Russian, which I don't understand) 😂😂
Come on European Nations in America stop acting like these not your people now ask were the Americans??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!
Where
Voting ballot machine
1. Putin
2. Select 1
3. Select 2
😂
I selected 0.
sir your pan card copy is not there........& u r gone
No.1 the best
Sounds like the U.S elections 😂
Options be like
1. Putin
2. Valdmir Putin
3. Option 1
4. Option 2
5. option 3
😂
This was good
Haha nice 😂
Yeah. Elections in Russia are a farce.
Everyone knows who will win.
All other candidates are on the list to fill in the blanks. They have a 0.0000000000000% chance of winning.
As if u have anymore choice ...... Right ???! Lol look who's in charge of the u.s.a. ... Ask urself how did this happen... Yea not so funny is it .... N who r we to lecture a country who has a president who is competent and intelligent who loves his country ???? We have a leader who on the daily has conversations w ppl whom have died 20 yrs ago.
Its like buying a ticket for the bus but own the town...
"Sir this is a Ukrainian passport "
Imagine losing the re-election because he forgot the formality of registering...
He also owns the bus….
@@Jason-rn4jkand the driver
@@panhuragan4388и страна😂
They're doing all of this like he isn't going to elect himself
Select one:
A) Putin
B) Trap door to alligator pool
B
B
I pick C
Don’t vote 🗳
That’s true, I’m from Russia btw, oh, police is here, bye guys, I’ll see u after jail)
#free@@nEgorTV1
"its not who votes that matters, its the one who counts the vote" - Joseph Stalin
😂😂😂😂😂😂
-Joe Biden in 2021
Exactly !! && they say numbers don’t lie 🙄
R. Biden*
Stalin never sais anything like that.
Putin has two options : either Putin wins or Vladimir wins.
Just like the US Democrat primary Biden vs Joe Biden lol
Basically, he is a head and tail period
Vadim?
@@bwj999Lol happy trolling.
Itu ya sama aja om...😂😂Vladimir or Putin ??? Sama aja 😅😅
I’m an American born in Washington DC and I support, respect and love President Putin and the Russian and Ukrainian people.
pero putin odia al pueblo ucraniano no esta de acuerdo contigo
Большое Вам спасибо. ❤️❤️❤️Привет из России, с Урала🤗🤗🤗🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Поцелуй его тогда,ты знаешь в какое место,и люби его таким образом 😂
@@НаташаГладкова-з8ка за что спасибо большое?
😂GO TO RUSIA DUMY😮
Heres the Russian ballot.
1. Vladimir Putin
2. Vladmir Putin
3. Alexei Nav...just kidding,Vladimir Putin
Or His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor senor putin , VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire the nato eu and usa empirr in Africa in General and ukain in Particular
😂 ( edi amin reference adjusted to putin )
YES! ❤
@@mkodyglobalsouthsoldierThis comment is 🔥😂
@@puiachawngthu7256 90% of what I wrote is a title of a edi amin
Type in edi amin original title
I nicely edited it to putin whom I respect
Had me for a second there 😅
I love how he presents all his documents as if anyone else but him is going to win😂😂😂
he has dozens of twins
Кто если не он?
Why would he not win? Russia is one of the best run countries!
@@Nooraksi he showed his passport to registrate himself as candidate. What a noble man
sure, thats why everyone who try to run against him, dies or gets jailed. "best run country" how so? If thats true why millions of russian live in west, not other way around... were is all the oil money? @@Nooraksi
That woman laughing at all this unnecessary formalities 😂😂😂
Well maybe its a Putin double? Lol. For me he almost looks liķa a double than the real putin 😂
Она счастлива
Haha knowing that hes going to kill his way there anyways 😂😂😂
She just smiled as would everyone else
She's gorgeous
She smiling cuz she knows he finna win 😂😂
Congratulations on receiving 137% of the vote
Congratulations to Zelensky on winning a long term dictatorship with 0% of votes.
Ужас😢
@@korencek This has to be the dumbest comment i have read all day... congratulations.
At least he doesnt have to pay for election results.
so did Biden
Candidates:
1. Putin
2. Withdrew
3. Missing
Lmao
😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
Putin
Putin with a cowboy hat
Putin with a mustache
Putin with a wig
1. Putin
2. In jail, was poisoned before
3. Dead
4. Dead
RIP for the guy who asked proof of ID 🤣🤣
lmfao
I suspect it is a doppelganger, I have never seen the hand movement nor the nervous face touching. Doesn't matter though, Putin as usual has it rigged anyway. 😖🤬🤬🤬
Lmaooo
Man its part of the procedure in the most Democratic state on Earth: Mother Rusia. 😂
(Joking obviously)
@@Galbex21like the American one where dead people are voting even tho they have been dead for 30 years
She was lookning at dude like awww he gets to feel important checking putins passport 😂
Lets all pretend that he actually checked Putin's passport 🤣
Let’s pretend that’s even a passport he handed over
Why tf would he lol?
I was just gonna say that 😂 I mean the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while
I’d be terrified to tell him it’s expired. 😮
@@nexiuz2233 GDR SECRET SERVICE...upss thats the wwron one.. my actually one is more international : _ D.... WELCOME TO NORTHKOREA.. nope not this one lol... hindu.. nope hmmmm sucka bliad.. ahh there...
The quickest identity check in history
😂
Russia election candidates:
1. Putin
2. Option 1
3. Option 2
😂
The correct one:
1. Putin
2. Option 2
3. Option 3
Still better than degenerate america 🇺🇸
@@szabesz6710 your low iq is really questionnable if its genetic or due to a trauma
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop picking on Vladimir Putin and Russia...darn bullies are never happy...keep doing good Vladimir Putin...the world needs the good Vladimir Putin...the world needs a REAL HUMANITARIAN WORLD LEADER...for all mankind! Come on ...we can do this! Its our time on earth together to do something awesome...like LIVE!
😂😂😂😂😂 как окажешься в русской тюрме просто так, будет у тебя все live😂
We have exceeded Russia in corruption in government.
Hands passport back
“Congratulations on winning the 2024 election”
Exactly, that's how simple there election process is 😂
@@Avant-garde1611 basically just registered himself for the next 4 years lol
@@FundyisleLegacythink putin made it 10years the first time he got into power or was it longer
@@Jordan-bg7xc could be longer, I’m not sure what their presidential terms are
@@FundyisleLegacyit used to be 4 years for max of 2 terms, then he updated it to 6 years and 2 terms. But when he updated the constitution, he said his terms are “reset”
Bro gonna win 120% of the votes
He could have gotten 200%. But he is generous. He just gave 80% to others.
Well deserved
He never got more than 80%. His best was 76% in 2018. This is not a dictatorship. Real dictatorships are places where leaders win with 90%, 95% or even 99%, these are places like many African countries or North Korea, and with that I don’t think that all of those places are bad. With that being said, Russia is not a dictatorship! It’s just a brilliantly governed country on the federal level, yet it has some problems on local levels because of the greed of local administrators unfortunately.
@@denisvoskresenskiy1306No, it's just that the 90% percent fake elections are retarded, Putin isn't stupid so he makes it ~80%, any real opposition or real investigative journalist is dead. I've seen the new Russian Constitution vote, it was a joke.
In the USA it is fake and smarter so they produce enough votes to get just enough for the establishment candidate.
Trump takes too much real votes, it's too hard with him, so they are trying to destroy him anyway possible before the elections.
@@denisvoskresenskiy1306Россия диктатура, а ты наглый обманщик.
Fast forward to 2070: Putin presenting his passport for the presidential re-election…
Loool
As a cryogenic head pieced back together?
PERE VLADIMIR SON REGNE SS EST DEJA ÉTABLI DEPUIS 1950XX ANS NOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER XX ANS TOUT DANS LOMBRE NOS EMPIRE REICH SOCIÉTÉS SS PARTOUT NOS CONQUÊTES LE.NETOYAGE DES CLANDESTINS MAUAVIS SPERME ARABE NOIR GITAN ET CES COLLABORATEURS MAFIEU EUROMONDIALISTE EXTRÊME GAUCHE LEURS NOUVEE ORDRE DD SACAGER LES FRONTIÈRES QUI NE SLNT PAS EUX SERA DEJOUER
SOROS ET CES PANTIN MACRON CE PD EN FAIT PARRIE DE GANG DE RACAILLE EUROMONDIALISTE
MONDO ASIE PROTECTION PERE PAPA VLADIMIR SS ET CHRISTIANISME JUSTICE ARMER ELLEZ AUSI VOS FEMMES MILLARD CES HOMMES MLLARD HOMMMES SS MONDO ASIE XX SIÈCLES RÉINCARNATION REPRODUCTION AUX MAXIMUM VOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER DEPUIS LAGE DES TEMPS VOS EMPIRES REICH VOS ÉLITE MONDO ASIE SS LÉGITIME RACES ASIATIQUE HUMANOÏDES BEAUTÉ FORCE TEMPLIAR RICHESSE SUPRÉMATIE
as an AI putin😂
Was mich betrifft für immer❤❤❤❤
The balls on this guy asking for his passport.
If he didn't = fierd..
Gotta do the Jobe properly or dont work at all
It is all set up in advance with the camera. Putin wants to show he respects the rules like any citizen.
It's scripted come on
Lmaoo
My lord son, it's for the camera..
Who is The President of Russia
A . Putin
B . Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
C . Don Putin
D . Vladimir
B. Владимир Владимирович Путин
That's hard but i will go with A Putin is my final answer
Damm, these question is really hard... I'll go with C
Bear Rider Putin
C. Don Putin
But we call el El Puto in Spanish
These are the options.
1.Putin
2.Window
3.you falling out of a window
4.Putin
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Or being mysteriously poisoned with polonium
Putin a melhor opção p/ a RUSSIA, Presidente forte e destemido e o melhor, não teme a OTAN liderada pelos EUA.
GLORIA A RUSSIA
Maybe a tasty cup of tea
he himself voted for him, he himself counted the votes, he himself won 😂
That’s the fastest passport check I seen in my life. 😂😂😂😂
Почему в метро не так
Because he is very known president
I’m pretty sure the employee already knows who Putin is lol
its not need it just check passport real or not.... its not real check it not interesting its for TV only press for TV
The smile on the lady’s face though, describes the situation best 😅
Haha she's just smiling at the beauty of this innocent exchange
@@goattttttt954она недовольно улыбается
She gorgeous
@@AntonioPripizduchi718
3 раза пересмотрел, недовольства я не увидел, наоборот когда она меняет ракурс и смотрит на ВВП , улыбка до ушей, очень приветлива.
Может быть Вы на контрасте такое подумали.
Ну тут не удивительно , своего коллегу(который принимает документы) она и так каждый день видит в отличии от будущего кандидата в президенты.
She's so hot 🔥
This is like a student grading his own test 😂
Двойник молодец)!
Перещеголял самого Путина)!
To quote Stalin ,”it’s not in the voting. it’s in the counting.” good old uncle Joe.
Well that certainly applies to America. That’s why America has so much homeless and debts. Funny how Americans don’t see how funny they look
That’s no passport, it’s a photo of his family being held hostage in case he cancels his nomination 😂
😂😂😂
😂 why is it so funny to laugh at f***** up things?
Какая глупая шутка
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 noo that's a passport bro😂
the Woman laughs because she knows it's a comedy show
😂
😂😂
Comme le trafic des USA? ou la France...
Она радостная что он не к ней обратился
No, she is happy because her only purpose of past 6 years of life is being fulfilled - being paid really good for faking elections for her beloved patron leader
RIP to the man who asked Putin for his passport in Russia, he was a good man.
I don’t think so ,putin his more smarter then that, putin gained more love from all over the world keep it up sir
🇷🇺 нет
It’s part of the theater.
😂😂he "was" a good man... U already see a dead man walking😅... U craze...
God bless Putin. we need someone like him to save England
Best of the Best! He is the REAL Man!!!
A hlavne je v Rusku poradek a klid.❤
PODIVEJTE se jak dopadlo Nemecko s jejich DEMOKRACIE??????
Dneska je tato zeme ovladana TEROREM NASILIM A VRAZDAMY.
NECO TAKOVÉHO BY V RUSKU NIKDY NEEXISTOVALO. PUTIN JE PRESIDENT A NE KASPAR JAK SCHOLZ A JEHO ZELENY SEMAFOR....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2024 Russian Election:
A)Putin
B)Putin
C)Putin
D)All of the above
More like
A)Putin
B)Putin
C)Putin
D)Putin
X)Putin.
and the US? Old Joe or Fat Trump, same party, same ideology, same crap for the past 40 + years
Lmaoooo9
Sounds like America. Democrats only want Biden on the ballot
😂😂😂
Putin: Ask me for my identification….Good, Now ask me for my paper work…Excellent…now shut the F up.
Glory to the Kurds Brothers and Sisters. Love from an Indian ❤
❤@@sitangshusantra825
Exactly😅
😂😂😂
Lmfao
Imagine he says sorry your passport has expired 😂
Jail time 😂
Than he falling out the window
Gone too soon 😂😂😂
Oops
His life will be expired as well
A guy like that shouldn’t have a passport
Choice in Russia.
1. Putin
2. Putin
3. Tea with Putin.
Honestly, I'd like a cup of tea with him
Uncle Vladimir's polonium flavoured tea
@@DDGHT Nah, put some Stalinium in there
@@felipeazevedo6704 no that's for the warthunder community
Don't forget the careless smoking incidents and open upstairs windows.
In mother Russia, president runs for Putin!
The girl knew this is all a JOKE!!!
No, she did not.
@@Persiaticyes she did
yeah, joke is that we have in europe Von der Leyen and no one voted for her!
😂
She was smiling so she wouldn't be executed
Владимир Владимирович Вы самый лучший президент
РОССИИ
Мы с Вами
Спасибо Вам что Вы у нас есть !!!
Народ России с Вами .
Schade aber das so viele im Krieg sterben müssen für beide Seiten schlimm…
E tenetevelo , basta che non rompa le scatole in altri paesi, purtroppo lo fa
Не смешите мои тапочки, самый лучший....
@@ЮрийТимофеев-р2х обратитесь к психиатру, а то это плохо когда у вас даже тапочки над вами смеются
В чём он лучший? То что начал войну, то что инфляция бешеная и цены высокие?
Congratulations on receiving 99.9% of the vote, President Putin 👏
Buenanoche para el señor bldimir putin ledeseo delos mejor de tu vida una abraso con muyo mis rrepeto dedel paraguay
And the rest 0.01% are wrongly casted thus void. 😂😂
i think 199% xd
Manca lo 0.1/100 dei voti , tra le tante cose da fare il nostro amatoVVP ha dimenticato di andare a votare.
@@MuhammadANS-w1nand they all got really sick and died, they all cuaght radiation
Dude didn’t read a single letter in that passport. 😂😂.
Putin been the Russian president my whole life 😂
Exactly n i was born in 88
No he hasnt. Check again. He stepped down for several years between 2008 and 2012 because Russia hadnt changed its constitution to allow him to run for a third term. He was elected as President for his 3rd full term in 2012 after four years as Prime Minister. This will be the start of his 6th full term as President when he trounces the opposition in the upcoming election.
Putin is a great president, that is why he keeps getting reelected.
@@UncleAlf1889, Grande? Qual a altura dele? 😂😊
And how long Biden is in politics ?
Мы сами его выбираем :) силен и умен и очарователен . Не то что Байден
He is actually very realistic, rational and kind....
Former name: Russian Federation
Future name : Russian Putination
Putinland
Stfu no matter how much people he pays it will still be our land. He is just a cockroach with very limited time😂
Ever heard of RUSPUTIN by BoneyM???
@@iamranjanborahwhat does that song have to do with this short dictator from Russia?
Скажите спасибо Путину
No actors were hurt in the making of this film. 😂
Probably 😅
Unfortunately, 100 thousands lives lost in his hands.
@@SurawutAnurak Yeah and we will fight untill we can finally breath and be happy in a country without war and poverty ✊
Yet
😂😂😂
In Russia, Putin checks the passport of the guy who asks for passport
😂😅
😂😂😂
V.Putin doesn’t even need a passport of Russia. He well known not only in Russia, but worldwide.
🥹
😂
Jest wspaniałym przywudcom❤
Even the woman sitting beside the official looks amused 😂
😂😂 he funny
Had to rewatch and then 😂😂😂😂
@@seanreeder5784 Leider wurde der Beamter nach der Kontrolle nie wieder gesichtet. 🤭
because she knows this is just semantics, anyone that could stand a chance against Putin in the election is sitting in prison... hmm reminds me of someone here in the US
She is also one of the officials bro🤗
Great comedy! Election in Russia 😂. We already know he won. 113% of Russians will vote for him. 😂
Комедия это то как тебя родили
@@Bsesam86ха-ха-ха, все что может придумать умом обделенный раб, который и 40 лет поживет с царем, даже не поняв, в чем дело 😂
@@Bsesam86humour really isn’t your thing pal.
Х
He just showed how to be respectful and law abiding citizen though he's president he has to emphasize nobody's above the law.Not hypocrisy as the west do😊
The guy did not look to Putin’s passport, the passport looked at him!
Ahahahahahahahaah
Best comment hahahahaha🎉
😂😂😂🎉
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
El amor no se puede disimular ❤ 😊
Checking his passport is an honour 😂, even the lady beside him wants to touch it 😂😂😂😂
Then go have some honor and fun in Russia
I’m in Russia it’s funny actually
@@mockingjay_2397are u gonna cry ?
No way to touch a war Criminal.
Not the only thing she wants to touch
Passport was fake, but they was to affraid to admit it 😂
Dude it’s not fake stop making stuff up
Whole man IS Fake 😂
@@tackosgodfather3724fun is illegal
@@ForFun776ты слишком тупой в своих высказываниях
It just had a picture of a bullet inside.
Bro knows that even if it is not a passport,he cannot reject it😅😅😂
😂😂
God Bless and Protect President Putin and His Family. take care always from Philippines with Love.
Options be like :
1:Putin
2: Vladimir Putin
3: under arrest
4:deceased
5:deceased
love it!
The only president who can be voted over and over again
🐏🐏🐏
Along with Nicolas Maduro
Nope obama is wrkn on his 4th
Lukashenko can top that
Уймись со своим упырем...😮
Extremely excited for this election. Heard Putin's approval rating dramatically dropped from 135% to 117%! Hopefully the other candidates have a fair chance 🤞
Actual rating is about 20-25%
😂😂😂135%~117%
@Fdhhggd nah in reality it's 85-90 percent
@@6920-n4d 😂😂😂аха ха ха ха ха ха 😆 👍👍😁😂
@@Fdhhggddream more
He respects order. Putin is rare and phenomenal ❤
The woman is like: we all know how this will end
Because that's how they all want it to end....Jealous?..😀
У нас хоть если и будет один кандидат главой то мудрый и решительный !!! А не старый и который писает под себя 😅😅😅😅 вот где умора ..
@@nataliadagon not at all 😅💪
Победитель
A):Путин
B):A)
C):B)
А) Путин
В) Владимир
В) Владимирович
😂😂
is this really how it’s done in russia??
Hahaha that’s funny af
@@adriengonzales2297noo lmao it’s not
Who are the other candidates 😂
they are put out
There are no dempcracies anywhere
I don't know who they are but they are on some kind of hit list for sure.☠️
Selenzky!😘😉
Putin 1,putin 2,putin 3🔥
I dont know why but Putin somehow has a likeable factor.
Election Day:
1) Vladimir Putin
2) Gulags
Gold
И причем здесь ГУЛаг?
@@Анастасия-ф5п6фвеликая цитата Путина «потому что потому»😉
1)
😵💫
Presidential candidates in Russia:
1.Putin
2.Santa Claus
3.Unicorn
4.Big foot
Se perdeu a oportunidade de por Rasputin, Vodka, Sputnik e Stalin kkkkk
At least there is no a pedophile and drug adddict like American candidates...
Хоть и шутка, но Сталин второе место занял бы точно, если не первое
@@ГеоргийКиндиновфакт😂
Best comment🤣🤣🤣
Putin:
The only president that before knowing the winner, he is already the president.
And Biden
Bashar Al assad as well
Pm Modi. Erdogan, Netanyahu, Xi Jingping (Pooh) and several other strong men who have cracked the code of using the system
I wonder how many bets were placed against Putin winning the election 😂😂😂
He has gone there to ensure no other person appears to register😂😂
This Russian election will be a real nail biter lol
Apparently the Election Victory Party organisers were "relocated" for booking the party the day BEFORE the results. 😂😂😂
What do u think Draftkings odds on that? Lol
😂
A bit like the American one they just try and eliminate the competition any way possible
That gentleman has no choice but to accept his paper work to run for president. 😂😅
Big Man
There is only one candidate to choose in the Russian election:
1. Vladimir Putin
communist party rallies rn:
@@theapple3160Putin is not a communist. He kicked the remaining Bolsheviks out of his nation in the early 2000s
That is why Russia has the power it has cus the comandr in chief they have.
Russian election day. Choose one:
1. Putin
2. Putin
3. Putin
4. All of above (putin)
5th option - gulag
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Putin is the best
Да, мы выбираем Путина и это личное дело нашего народа. Разбирайтесь со своими недопрезидентами
5. Free trip to Siberia
Damn that's the world's most dangerous passport
Недооценённый комментарий 😂
He can't travel to national countries using this passport
@@MEGA.1928 ха, ха три раза 😅
👑👍👍👍👍👍👍
@@MEGA.1928he can do it without passport
He can't fail to Win. People like Putin are God given. Russia is Lucky to have him around this era. In fact the whole world.
Trump is also treated like that.
They think he is Jesus's son or something.
Religious fanatics
@haplop-zb4vp Trump is better for America, but unfortunately, he will die before becoming president again. Whoever wants to cry, cry 😢 😭 😪 early. I am writing this from Uganda 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬
✝️❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️✝️
MAY THE GOOD LORD
BLESS AND PROTECT
PRESIDENT PUTIN
AND THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE
✝️❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️✝️
She was like: Dude! Seriously? 😂
😂😂😂
Maybe he didn't know who's Infront him.
Idiots ‼️
She was like a dude ? Like WTF?!!
I don’t even understand why Russia holds these elections. There is only one outcome, Putin…again. Save time and money, stop the theater.
Таков закон. Всё должно быть по правилам. Нас он как президент устраивает. Мы его любим. Так что пусть будет президентом!
@@oksanavlasova825Ok SB orc
@@oksanavlasova825bullshit.
@@oksanavlasova825another moгоn
At least we get a choice of two in the U.K and both are W.E.F
Unlike Americans, at-least Russians know who’s actually running their country 🤣
Do they? 😅
How's Ukraine coming along?
@@Style0330 very well if the stories coming out are true
Your stupidity is astounding 🤯
But to America's defense? Putin was afraid of Trump. Especially after Trump orders a hit in Syria that killed 300 Russians in one shot. We did know who was running the country . And the 🌎.
Sounds like we got the deal
congratulations to mr putin in advance for winning 2024 elections
And 2030 and 2036 and 2042 😂😂😂
Like when Trump won.
He never ever fake smiles just too seem pleasant...
I'm sure that's on purpose and is a way of keeping dominance.
Comedy nights with Putin 😂😂
❤❤❤❤ the king❤❤❤🎉🎉❤❤