Putin presents passport as he registers to run in 2024 Russian election

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @gizmo6746
    @gizmo6746 11 месяцев назад +59558

    I want to congratulate Putin in advance for winning the 2024 election.

    • @Tastykule
      @Tastykule 11 месяцев назад +812

      he is the only one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christopherchristianvanlan1809
      @christopherchristianvanlan1809 11 месяцев назад +2552

      His opponents are all located in the Ik-3 Kharp Gulag Camp

    • @Dr.Seltsam100
      @Dr.Seltsam100 11 месяцев назад +479

      Best comment.

    • @AliAli-nb5lz
      @AliAli-nb5lz 11 месяцев назад +223

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TolmanLarson
      @TolmanLarson 11 месяцев назад +578

      Slava ukraini 🇺🇦

  • @PrimeGaming10
    @PrimeGaming10 10 месяцев назад +14811

    He didnt hand his passport , he just showed the employee's address and family details

  • @ToyotaSupraRZ-vs7ok
    @ToyotaSupraRZ-vs7ok 10 месяцев назад +8752

    Russia is a democracy there are three candidates:
    1. Vladimir
    2. Vladimirovich
    3. Putin

  • @Thomas-k1v
    @Thomas-k1v 4 месяца назад +437

    He checked because Biden said putin was president of ukraine😂

    • @Евгений-й9е6ж
      @Евгений-й9е6ж 3 месяца назад +11

      🤣👍

    • @benabela1581
      @benabela1581 3 месяца назад +7

      What trump say about turkeys president Victor Orban. ? Huh? Electric boats and sharks waaaah?

    • @ClauClaudiu-vx1ju
      @ClauClaudiu-vx1ju 3 месяца назад +2

      Cam are dreptate 😊cit de curind 😊

    • @mioarasaadi3493
      @mioarasaadi3493 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah,he actualy said that i heard him saying it.

    • @DarrylDingleberries
      @DarrylDingleberries 3 месяца назад +1

      @@benabela1581trump this trump that. How about who actually holds office?

  • @mikeviking1000
    @mikeviking1000 11 месяцев назад +3648

    I wonder who is going to win. Russian elections are always nail biters.

    • @Arrr-b4u
      @Arrr-b4u 11 месяцев назад +193

      Isn’t the USA the same?😂

    • @Roudhr
      @Roudhr 11 месяцев назад +30

      😂😂😂

    • @jamesbillet8954
      @jamesbillet8954 11 месяцев назад +24

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ochoilegogiarepplay.vnsung6771
      @ochoilegogiarepplay.vnsung6771 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Arrr-b4unah not the same dude. Get educated.

    • @kimberlylittle4868
      @kimberlylittle4868 11 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stargazer3364
    @stargazer3364 11 месяцев назад +5106

    Putin:
    Let me know if anyone else comes here after me.

    • @moonyrob2446
      @moonyrob2446 10 месяцев назад +48

      B1DEN of course

    • @harshraj8729
      @harshraj8729 10 месяцев назад +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @highgradekush431
      @highgradekush431 10 месяцев назад +42

      No one went there after him😂

    • @eldortuxtasinov9914
      @eldortuxtasinov9914 10 месяцев назад +7

      Так обманывают людей 😂😂

    • @AJ-mw6dh
      @AJ-mw6dh 10 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @БахаЭкибаский-ж4ч
    @БахаЭкибаский-ж4ч 10 месяцев назад +3344

    The next level of "compete with yourself, not with others" 💀

    • @american236
      @american236 10 месяцев назад +16

      Hahaha

    • @TomGodson95
      @TomGodson95 10 месяцев назад +12

      😂

    • @user-il2
      @user-il2 10 месяцев назад +30

      Пусть лучше он, чем какой-нибудь маразматик!

    • @Ash888Mohd
      @Ash888Mohd 10 месяцев назад

      I wanna be powerful like Putin , i mean look how sharp not like the usa president a bunch of clown 🤡 and most of them are so corrupt and they can destroy the country with decisions that only serve their own interest

    • @ZainiZaudi
      @ZainiZaudi 10 месяцев назад +3

      Putin face same like hasbullah

  • @Myskyeandi
    @Myskyeandi 5 месяцев назад +185

    Imagine if they say ‘Sorry it’s out of date’

    • @nikolaishmelev7837
      @nikolaishmelev7837 3 месяца назад +1

      If it were out of date, they would say exactly that. It's not difficult to imagine.

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 3 месяца назад

      I've never got why a piece official id is useless at the task of general id, once out of date. As I'm the same person, and that's the same once official id card.

    • @nikolaishmelev7837
      @nikolaishmelev7837 3 месяца назад

      @StephenButlerOne yes, but let's not forget that governments collect fees and issuing new ID every 2-3 years makes perfect sense for them financially

    • @garyaction7106
      @garyaction7106 3 месяца назад

      He would fall out of a window.

    • @danielsmigielski7979
      @danielsmigielski7979 3 месяца назад

      I think nobody will say that 😂

  • @anthonyt2011
    @anthonyt2011 10 месяцев назад +12281

    "Why can't a woman run for president of Russia?"
    Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"

    • @baseballfan88888
      @baseballfan88888 10 месяцев назад +118

      😂😂😂

    • @rjrx3939
      @rjrx3939 9 месяцев назад +84

      Underrated

    • @himher1293
      @himher1293 9 месяцев назад +235

      She can, but no one wants to take such a huge responsibility! Russian federation is to huge. The ruler must be authoritative and powerful and very smart and in the same time faithful, to protect all the nationality in it. It’s not an easy job a specially when others countries trying to destroy it. So the president has to be a defender too. So I don’t think woman can handle that. Rare woman able to do that.

    • @sonictheheadshock756
      @sonictheheadshock756 9 месяцев назад +59

      Because she would drop out of the window before getting elected because of putin 😅

    • @AzaraGabriel
      @AzaraGabriel 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao

  • @JayBreeze890
    @JayBreeze890 10 месяцев назад +2197

    He didnt hand his passport, he handed the passport of the guy checking it.

    • @cmc4598
      @cmc4598 10 месяцев назад +54

      As a threat

    • @karthika8668
      @karthika8668 10 месяцев назад +40

      Underrated comment😂

    • @ryancoulson9655
      @ryancoulson9655 10 месяцев назад +10

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @Sangama333
      @Sangama333 10 месяцев назад +11

      Enter gangster background score

    • @_cohen
      @_cohen 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @nishant3899
    @nishant3899 10 месяцев назад +4802

    Fun fact - Putin is not running for election. But elections is running for Putin.

  • @chrismoltasanti
    @chrismoltasanti 3 месяца назад +26

    I imagine Putin's CHARACTER is almost as funny as Trump's CHARACTER (but only in Russian, which I don't understand) 😂😂

    • @arthurchavers7554
      @arthurchavers7554 3 месяца назад

      Come on European Nations in America stop acting like these not your people now ask were the Americans??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!

    • @arthurchavers7554
      @arthurchavers7554 3 месяца назад

      Where

  • @anonymoushuman524
    @anonymoushuman524 10 месяцев назад +3089

    Voting ballot machine
    1. Putin
    2. Select 1
    3. Select 2

    • @Jojo.255
      @Jojo.255 10 месяцев назад +17

      😂

    • @RM-ci7be
      @RM-ci7be 10 месяцев назад +9

      I selected 0.

    • @swapnils157
      @swapnils157 10 месяцев назад +2

      sir your pan card copy is not there........& u r gone

    • @norazmi1734
      @norazmi1734 10 месяцев назад +2

      No.1 the best

    • @Munchmalloww
      @Munchmalloww 10 месяцев назад +9

      Sounds like the U.S elections 😂

  • @lemmeknow3898
    @lemmeknow3898 9 месяцев назад +6057

    Options be like
    1. Putin
    2. Valdmir Putin
    3. Option 1
    4. Option 2
    5. option 3

    • @j4vi.3r74
      @j4vi.3r74 9 месяцев назад +82

      😂

    • @0-0-0-2
      @0-0-0-2 9 месяцев назад +82

      This was good

    • @pritamchy8328
      @pritamchy8328 9 месяцев назад +40

      Haha nice 😂

    • @oldi184
      @oldi184 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah. Elections in Russia are a farce.
      Everyone knows who will win.
      All other candidates are on the list to fill in the blanks. They have a 0.0000000000000% chance of winning.

    • @davidshepherd-sj2tj
      @davidshepherd-sj2tj 9 месяцев назад +55

      As if u have anymore choice ...... Right ???! Lol look who's in charge of the u.s.a. ... Ask urself how did this happen... Yea not so funny is it .... N who r we to lecture a country who has a president who is competent and intelligent who loves his country ???? We have a leader who on the daily has conversations w ppl whom have died 20 yrs ago.

  • @pw4730
    @pw4730 9 месяцев назад +968

    Its like buying a ticket for the bus but own the town...

    • @PortugalZeroworldcup
      @PortugalZeroworldcup 9 месяцев назад +10

      "Sir this is a Ukrainian passport "

    • @jimbotron70
      @jimbotron70 9 месяцев назад +5

      Imagine losing the re-election because he forgot the formality of registering...

    • @Jason-rn4jk
      @Jason-rn4jk 9 месяцев назад +6

      He also owns the bus….

    • @panhuragan4388
      @panhuragan4388 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Jason-rn4jkand the driver

    • @gunduzismayilov1894
      @gunduzismayilov1894 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@panhuragan4388и страна😂

  • @bmaster461603
    @bmaster461603 3 месяца назад +14

    They're doing all of this like he isn't going to elect himself

  • @bryanmartinez7859
    @bryanmartinez7859 10 месяцев назад +3348

    Select one:
    A) Putin
    B) Trap door to alligator pool

    • @AGGRESSION3666
      @AGGRESSION3666 10 месяцев назад +10

      B

    • @vvtinki
      @vvtinki 10 месяцев назад +6

      B

    • @Lord_Imperion55
      @Lord_Imperion55 10 месяцев назад +10

      I pick C
      Don’t vote 🗳

    • @nEgorTV1
      @nEgorTV1 10 месяцев назад +32

      That’s true, I’m from Russia btw, oh, police is here, bye guys, I’ll see u after jail)

    • @bryanmartinez7859
      @bryanmartinez7859 10 месяцев назад

      #free@@nEgorTV1

  • @ahmedaffan3507
    @ahmedaffan3507 10 месяцев назад +1520

    "its not who votes that matters, its the one who counts the vote" - Joseph Stalin

    • @angelobambala5835
      @angelobambala5835 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @k.m.6265
      @k.m.6265 10 месяцев назад +51

      -Joe Biden in 2021

    • @tannerlane9669
      @tannerlane9669 10 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly !! && they say numbers don’t lie 🙄

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 10 месяцев назад +3

      R. Biden*

    • @kalletp8939
      @kalletp8939 10 месяцев назад +8

      Stalin never sais anything like that.

  • @ibrahimfalola8649
    @ibrahimfalola8649 9 месяцев назад +325

    Putin has two options : either Putin wins or Vladimir wins.

    • @bwj999
      @bwj999 8 месяцев назад +4

      Just like the US Democrat primary Biden vs Joe Biden lol

    • @Freedomfighter1990
      @Freedomfighter1990 8 месяцев назад +1

      Basically, he is a head and tail period

    • @selimkaptan669
      @selimkaptan669 8 месяцев назад

      Vadim?

    • @silviadunderdale9400
      @silviadunderdale9400 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@bwj999Lol happy trolling.

    • @ekasuryaatmaja9957
      @ekasuryaatmaja9957 8 месяцев назад

      Itu ya sama aja om...😂😂Vladimir or Putin ??? Sama aja 😅😅

  • @jamesretta5690
    @jamesretta5690 5 месяцев назад +130

    I’m an American born in Washington DC and I support, respect and love President Putin and the Russian and Ukrainian people.

    • @joseba5061
      @joseba5061 5 месяцев назад

      pero putin odia al pueblo ucraniano no esta de acuerdo contigo

    • @НаташаГладкова-з8к
      @НаташаГладкова-з8к 5 месяцев назад +5

      Большое Вам спасибо. ❤️❤️❤️Привет из России, с Урала🤗🤗🤗🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

    • @Роман-й9у2ю
      @Роман-й9у2ю 5 месяцев назад +9

      Поцелуй его тогда,ты знаешь в какое место,и люби его таким образом 😂

    • @Роман-й9у2ю
      @Роман-й9у2ю 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@НаташаГладкова-з8ка за что спасибо большое?

    • @carlosrivera-sx3wm
      @carlosrivera-sx3wm 4 месяца назад +12

      😂GO TO RUSIA DUMY😮

  • @chrisbreezy-ryanbarbosa4320
    @chrisbreezy-ryanbarbosa4320 11 месяцев назад +1870

    Heres the Russian ballot.
    1. Vladimir Putin
    2. Vladmir Putin
    3. Alexei Nav...just kidding,Vladimir Putin

    • @mkodyglobalsouthsoldier
      @mkodyglobalsouthsoldier 10 месяцев назад +34

      Or His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor senor putin , VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire the nato eu and usa empirr in Africa in General and ukain in Particular
      😂 ( edi amin reference adjusted to putin )

    • @Adonai3886
      @Adonai3886 10 месяцев назад +4

      YES! ❤

    • @puiachawngthu7256
      @puiachawngthu7256 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@mkodyglobalsouthsoldierThis comment is 🔥😂

    • @mkodyglobalsouthsoldier
      @mkodyglobalsouthsoldier 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@puiachawngthu7256 90% of what I wrote is a title of a edi amin
      Type in edi amin original title
      I nicely edited it to putin whom I respect

    • @eddyinayetty
      @eddyinayetty 10 месяцев назад +4

      Had me for a second there 😅

  • @JTytshorts
    @JTytshorts 9 месяцев назад +1392

    I love how he presents all his documents as if anyone else but him is going to win😂😂😂

    • @tfdsuikp
      @tfdsuikp 9 месяцев назад +11

      he has dozens of twins

    • @ЭнрикеГарсия-л7у
      @ЭнрикеГарсия-л7у 9 месяцев назад +7

      Кто если не он?

    • @Nooraksi
      @Nooraksi 9 месяцев назад +22

      Why would he not win? Russia is one of the best run countries!

    • @tfdsuikp
      @tfdsuikp 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@Nooraksi he showed his passport to registrate himself as candidate. What a noble man

    • @zihmanis
      @zihmanis 9 месяцев назад +6

      sure, thats why everyone who try to run against him, dies or gets jailed. "best run country" how so? If thats true why millions of russian live in west, not other way around... were is all the oil money? @@Nooraksi

  • @sidwithstuffs
    @sidwithstuffs 10 месяцев назад +391

    That woman laughing at all this unnecessary formalities 😂😂😂

    • @godoftestoe7956
      @godoftestoe7956 9 месяцев назад +6

      Well maybe its a Putin double? Lol. For me he almost looks liķa a double than the real putin 😂

    • @vasilevs_343
      @vasilevs_343 9 месяцев назад +4

      Она счастлива

    • @Thetruth66399
      @Thetruth66399 9 месяцев назад

      Haha knowing that hes going to kill his way there anyways 😂😂😂

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 9 месяцев назад

      She just smiled as would everyone else

    • @ArranVid
      @ArranVid 9 месяцев назад

      She's gorgeous

  • @ShadowFaze-h8x
    @ShadowFaze-h8x 3 месяца назад +4

    She smiling cuz she knows he finna win 😂😂

  • @watsco9079
    @watsco9079 8 месяцев назад +964

    Congratulations on receiving 137% of the vote

    • @korencek
      @korencek 8 месяцев назад +25

      Congratulations to Zelensky on winning a long term dictatorship with 0% of votes.

    • @МиегвгаоСовов
      @МиегвгаоСовов 8 месяцев назад

      Ужас😢

    • @Gantali9305
      @Gantali9305 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@korencek This has to be the dumbest comment i have read all day... congratulations.

    • @kkristaps7753
      @kkristaps7753 8 месяцев назад +1

      At least he doesnt have to pay for election results.

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 8 месяцев назад +3

      so did Biden

  • @mikelbrenn111
    @mikelbrenn111 10 месяцев назад +2800

    Candidates:
    1. Putin
    2. Withdrew
    3. Missing

    • @AzaraGabriel
      @AzaraGabriel 9 месяцев назад +20

      Lmao

    • @טלאדם
      @טלאדם 9 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @ueseru
      @ueseru 9 месяцев назад +7

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Bad_Santa_Live
      @Bad_Santa_Live 9 месяцев назад +64

      Putin
      Putin with a cowboy hat
      Putin with a mustache
      Putin with a wig

    • @msilence2009
      @msilence2009 9 месяцев назад

      1. Putin
      2. In jail, was poisoned before
      3. Dead
      4. Dead

  • @Yellamiami
    @Yellamiami 10 месяцев назад +958

    RIP for the guy who asked proof of ID 🤣🤣

    • @larryputra3692
      @larryputra3692 10 месяцев назад +4

      lmfao

    • @maryrodgers2053
      @maryrodgers2053 9 месяцев назад

      I suspect it is a doppelganger, I have never seen the hand movement nor the nervous face touching. Doesn't matter though, Putin as usual has it rigged anyway. 😖🤬🤬🤬

    • @AzaraGabriel
      @AzaraGabriel 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lmaooo

    • @Galbex21
      @Galbex21 9 месяцев назад +5

      Man its part of the procedure in the most Democratic state on Earth: Mother Rusia. 😂
      (Joking obviously)

    • @Slayer49900
      @Slayer49900 9 месяцев назад

      @@Galbex21like the American one where dead people are voting even tho they have been dead for 30 years

  • @justinh2832
    @justinh2832 5 месяцев назад +51

    She was lookning at dude like awww he gets to feel important checking putins passport 😂

  • @egg-h4b
    @egg-h4b 8 месяцев назад +416

    Lets all pretend that he actually checked Putin's passport 🤣

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 8 месяцев назад +3

      Let’s pretend that’s even a passport he handed over

    • @ProTwentySix
      @ProTwentySix 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why tf would he lol?

    • @sesaarinen
      @sesaarinen 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was just gonna say that 😂 I mean the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while

    • @mrcla55yguy20
      @mrcla55yguy20 8 месяцев назад

      I’d be terrified to tell him it’s expired. 😮

    • @hithere7547
      @hithere7547 8 месяцев назад

      @@nexiuz2233 GDR SECRET SERVICE...upss thats the wwron one.. my actually one is more international : _ D.... WELCOME TO NORTHKOREA.. nope not this one lol... hindu.. nope hmmmm sucka bliad.. ahh there...

  • @keb785
    @keb785 10 месяцев назад +191

    The quickest identity check in history

  • @ApenasUmNick1337
    @ApenasUmNick1337 10 месяцев назад +1821

    Russia election candidates:
    1. Putin
    2. Option 1
    3. Option 2

    • @prathameshjoshi255
      @prathameshjoshi255 10 месяцев назад +12

      😂

    • @szabesz6710
      @szabesz6710 10 месяцев назад +10

      The correct one:
      1. Putin
      2. Option 2
      3. Option 3

    • @spondoncarls147
      @spondoncarls147 10 месяцев назад

      Still better than degenerate america 🇺🇸

    • @EpicBob_tv
      @EpicBob_tv 10 месяцев назад

      @@szabesz6710 your low iq is really questionnable if its genetic or due to a trauma

    • @cristianserret4190
      @cristianserret4190 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dsobolik-de4hc
    @Dsobolik-de4hc 3 месяца назад +31

    Stop picking on Vladimir Putin and Russia...darn bullies are never happy...keep doing good Vladimir Putin...the world needs the good Vladimir Putin...the world needs a REAL HUMANITARIAN WORLD LEADER...for all mankind! Come on ...we can do this! Its our time on earth together to do something awesome...like LIVE!

    • @semperparatus8630
      @semperparatus8630 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 как окажешься в русской тюрме просто так, будет у тебя все live😂

    • @Helene-ki4ed
      @Helene-ki4ed 3 месяца назад

      We have exceeded Russia in corruption in government.

  • @FundyisleLegacy
    @FundyisleLegacy 11 месяцев назад +394

    Hands passport back
    “Congratulations on winning the 2024 election”

    • @Avant-garde1611
      @Avant-garde1611 10 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly, that's how simple there election process is 😂

    • @FundyisleLegacy
      @FundyisleLegacy 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@Avant-garde1611 basically just registered himself for the next 4 years lol

    • @Jordan-bg7xc
      @Jordan-bg7xc 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@FundyisleLegacythink putin made it 10years the first time he got into power or was it longer

    • @FundyisleLegacy
      @FundyisleLegacy 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jordan-bg7xc could be longer, I’m not sure what their presidential terms are

    • @hybridhealthofficial
      @hybridhealthofficial 10 месяцев назад

      @@FundyisleLegacyit used to be 4 years for max of 2 terms, then he updated it to 6 years and 2 terms. But when he updated the constitution, he said his terms are “reset”

  • @alandmuhamad6593
    @alandmuhamad6593 9 месяцев назад +465

    Bro gonna win 120% of the votes

    • @ciprianpopa1503
      @ciprianpopa1503 8 месяцев назад +22

      He could have gotten 200%. But he is generous. He just gave 80% to others.

    • @IAMYOURHUMBLESERVANT
      @IAMYOURHUMBLESERVANT 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well deserved

    • @denisvoskresenskiy1306
      @denisvoskresenskiy1306 8 месяцев назад +3

      He never got more than 80%. His best was 76% in 2018. This is not a dictatorship. Real dictatorships are places where leaders win with 90%, 95% or even 99%, these are places like many African countries or North Korea, and with that I don’t think that all of those places are bad. With that being said, Russia is not a dictatorship! It’s just a brilliantly governed country on the federal level, yet it has some problems on local levels because of the greed of local administrators unfortunately.

    • @webnetinternet
      @webnetinternet 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@denisvoskresenskiy1306No, it's just that the 90% percent fake elections are retarded, Putin isn't stupid so he makes it ~80%, any real opposition or real investigative journalist is dead. I've seen the new Russian Constitution vote, it was a joke.
      In the USA it is fake and smarter so they produce enough votes to get just enough for the establishment candidate.
      Trump takes too much real votes, it's too hard with him, so they are trying to destroy him anyway possible before the elections.

    • @ЕвгенийМакаров-у7ч
      @ЕвгенийМакаров-у7ч 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@denisvoskresenskiy1306Россия диктатура, а ты наглый обманщик.

  • @SGA01
    @SGA01 11 месяцев назад +880

    Fast forward to 2070: Putin presenting his passport for the presidential re-election…

    • @yahyaelmi8435
      @yahyaelmi8435 10 месяцев назад +3

      Loool

    • @BiltmoreGhost
      @BiltmoreGhost 10 месяцев назад +12

      As a cryogenic head pieced back together?

    • @Isidore-hj4cm
      @Isidore-hj4cm 10 месяцев назад +1

      PERE VLADIMIR SON REGNE SS EST DEJA ÉTABLI DEPUIS 1950XX ANS NOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER XX ANS TOUT DANS LOMBRE NOS EMPIRE REICH SOCIÉTÉS SS PARTOUT NOS CONQUÊTES LE.NETOYAGE DES CLANDESTINS MAUAVIS SPERME ARABE NOIR GITAN ET CES COLLABORATEURS MAFIEU EUROMONDIALISTE EXTRÊME GAUCHE LEURS NOUVEE ORDRE DD SACAGER LES FRONTIÈRES QUI NE SLNT PAS EUX SERA DEJOUER
      SOROS ET CES PANTIN MACRON CE PD EN FAIT PARRIE DE GANG DE RACAILLE EUROMONDIALISTE

    • @Isidore-hj4cm
      @Isidore-hj4cm 10 месяцев назад

      MONDO ASIE PROTECTION PERE PAPA VLADIMIR SS ET CHRISTIANISME JUSTICE ARMER ELLEZ AUSI VOS FEMMES MILLARD CES HOMMES MLLARD HOMMMES SS MONDO ASIE XX SIÈCLES RÉINCARNATION REPRODUCTION AUX MAXIMUM VOS FRONTIÈRES FERMER DEPUIS LAGE DES TEMPS VOS EMPIRES REICH VOS ÉLITE MONDO ASIE SS LÉGITIME RACES ASIATIQUE HUMANOÏDES BEAUTÉ FORCE TEMPLIAR RICHESSE SUPRÉMATIE

    • @tubagussujana2835
      @tubagussujana2835 10 месяцев назад +6

      as an AI putin😂

  • @osadavioleta1997
    @osadavioleta1997 4 месяца назад +15

    Was mich betrifft für immer❤❤❤❤

  • @GolfNewsNow
    @GolfNewsNow 10 месяцев назад +336

    The balls on this guy asking for his passport.

    • @casperendigo6163
      @casperendigo6163 10 месяцев назад +5

      If he didn't = fierd..
      Gotta do the Jobe properly or dont work at all

    • @TheMastred
      @TheMastred 9 месяцев назад

      It is all set up in advance with the camera. Putin wants to show he respects the rules like any citizen.

    • @A1xarT
      @A1xarT 9 месяцев назад +11

      It's scripted come on

    • @AzaraGabriel
      @AzaraGabriel 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @leoharrison7335
      @leoharrison7335 9 месяцев назад +1

      My lord son, it's for the camera..

  • @LaferiaConnections
    @LaferiaConnections 11 месяцев назад +778

    Who is The President of Russia
    A . Putin
    B . Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
    C . Don Putin
    D . Vladimir

    • @MWENDA-vv5im
      @MWENDA-vv5im 11 месяцев назад +15

      B. Владимир Владимирович Путин

    • @ZAKORAV
      @ZAKORAV 11 месяцев назад +19

      That's hard but i will go with A Putin is my final answer

    • @vnesy013
      @vnesy013 11 месяцев назад +7

      Damm, these question is really hard... I'll go with C

    • @HPSGamingTech
      @HPSGamingTech 11 месяцев назад +8

      Bear Rider Putin

    • @GMan-cv9ig
      @GMan-cv9ig 11 месяцев назад

      C. Don Putin
      But we call el El Puto in Spanish

  • @Ethan-xf4or
    @Ethan-xf4or 10 месяцев назад +1620

    These are the options.
    1.Putin
    2.Window
    3.you falling out of a window
    4.Putin

    • @AwitaLM
      @AwitaLM 10 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ajitrajbhoj5516
      @ajitrajbhoj5516 10 месяцев назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnnyPollas
      @JohnnyPollas 10 месяцев назад +26

      Or being mysteriously poisoned with polonium

    • @leninenogueira1706
      @leninenogueira1706 10 месяцев назад +7

      Putin a melhor opção p/ a RUSSIA, Presidente forte e destemido e o melhor, não teme a OTAN liderada pelos EUA.
      GLORIA A RUSSIA

    • @hangar8752
      @hangar8752 10 месяцев назад +4

      Maybe a tasty cup of tea

  • @clandestinoeuropeu7362
    @clandestinoeuropeu7362 2 месяца назад +1

    he himself voted for him, he himself counted the votes, he himself won 😂

  • @chaosnightmare1
    @chaosnightmare1 10 месяцев назад +456

    That’s the fastest passport check I seen in my life. 😂😂😂😂

    • @sacursodicov4912
      @sacursodicov4912 10 месяцев назад +1

      Почему в метро не так

    • @nohelijeanpierre9530
      @nohelijeanpierre9530 10 месяцев назад +11

      Because he is very known president

    • @piratemonkey007
      @piratemonkey007 10 месяцев назад +2

      I’m pretty sure the employee already knows who Putin is lol

    • @laserwar1
      @laserwar1 10 месяцев назад +2

      its not need it just check passport real or not.... its not real check it not interesting its for TV only press for TV

  • @romanromero5099
    @romanromero5099 9 месяцев назад +611

    The smile on the lady’s face though, describes the situation best 😅

    • @goattttttt954
      @goattttttt954 9 месяцев назад +30

      Haha she's just smiling at the beauty of this innocent exchange

    • @AntonioPripizduchi718
      @AntonioPripizduchi718 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@goattttttt954она недовольно улыбается

    • @stvsurya0914
      @stvsurya0914 9 месяцев назад +13

      She gorgeous

    • @Dr.Awesoome
      @Dr.Awesoome 9 месяцев назад

      @@AntonioPripizduchi718
      3 раза пересмотрел, недовольства я не увидел, наоборот когда она меняет ракурс и смотрит на ВВП , улыбка до ушей, очень приветлива.
      Может быть Вы на контрасте такое подумали.
      Ну тут не удивительно , своего коллегу(который принимает документы) она и так каждый день видит в отличии от будущего кандидата в президенты.

    • @paulerick6001
      @paulerick6001 9 месяцев назад

      She's so hot 🔥

  • @exxodas
    @exxodas 10 месяцев назад +719

    This is like a student grading his own test 😂

    • @Go4aTrenirovki
      @Go4aTrenirovki 10 месяцев назад

      Двойник молодец)!
      Перещеголял самого Путина)!

  • @DaveDavid-p5r
    @DaveDavid-p5r 4 месяца назад +18

    To quote Stalin ,”it’s not in the voting. it’s in the counting.” good old uncle Joe.

    • @tatyanakol
      @tatyanakol 3 месяца назад +2

      Well that certainly applies to America. That’s why America has so much homeless and debts. Funny how Americans don’t see how funny they look

  • @djsilent_official
    @djsilent_official 10 месяцев назад +966

    That’s no passport, it’s a photo of his family being held hostage in case he cancels his nomination 😂

  • @TALK105
    @TALK105 11 месяцев назад +474

    the Woman laughs because she knows it's a comedy show

    • @quettagladiator5272
      @quettagladiator5272 11 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @letitgob4ugethurt666
      @letitgob4ugethurt666 11 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @gaspard5046
      @gaspard5046 11 месяцев назад +3

      Comme le trafic des USA? ou la France...

    • @Вова-ь2г5к
      @Вова-ь2г5к 11 месяцев назад +2

      Она радостная что он не к ней обратился

    • @ravenclawzz3761
      @ravenclawzz3761 11 месяцев назад +1

      No, she is happy because her only purpose of past 6 years of life is being fulfilled - being paid really good for faking elections for her beloved patron leader

  • @faisalmohamed7125
    @faisalmohamed7125 11 месяцев назад +1506

    RIP to the man who asked Putin for his passport in Russia, he was a good man.

    • @junaidalshaibani4121
      @junaidalshaibani4121 11 месяцев назад +91

      I don’t think so ,putin his more smarter then that, putin gained more love from all over the world keep it up sir

    • @immortal-to8vy
      @immortal-to8vy 11 месяцев назад +12

      🇷🇺 нет

    • @Fallout-experience
      @Fallout-experience 11 месяцев назад +48

      It’s part of the theater.

    • @kgmams9852
      @kgmams9852 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂he "was" a good man... U already see a dead man walking😅... U craze...

    • @NorseCode.81
      @NorseCode.81 11 месяцев назад +37

      God bless Putin. we need someone like him to save England

  • @elenadanilova1522
    @elenadanilova1522 5 месяцев назад +7

    Best of the Best! He is the REAL Man!!!

    • @olgagramel2082
      @olgagramel2082 3 месяца назад

      A hlavne je v Rusku poradek a klid.❤
      PODIVEJTE se jak dopadlo Nemecko s jejich DEMOKRACIE??????
      Dneska je tato zeme ovladana TEROREM NASILIM A VRAZDAMY.
      NECO TAKOVÉHO BY V RUSKU NIKDY NEEXISTOVALO. PUTIN JE PRESIDENT A NE KASPAR JAK SCHOLZ A JEHO ZELENY SEMAFOR....
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Extermisis
    @Extermisis 10 месяцев назад +662

    2024 Russian Election:
    A)Putin
    B)Putin
    C)Putin
    D)All of the above

    • @jonahjerryson4913
      @jonahjerryson4913 10 месяцев назад +2

      More like
      A)Putin
      B)Putin
      C)Putin
      D)Putin
      X)Putin.

    • @Redadunes
      @Redadunes 10 месяцев назад

      and the US? Old Joe or Fat Trump, same party, same ideology, same crap for the past 40 + years

    • @AzaraGabriel
      @AzaraGabriel 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lmaoooo9

    • @jonkheerofnac
      @jonkheerofnac 9 месяцев назад

      Sounds like America. Democrats only want Biden on the ballot

    • @1zbossz
      @1zbossz 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @kurdPerwar
    @kurdPerwar 10 месяцев назад +781

    Putin: Ask me for my identification….Good, Now ask me for my paper work…Excellent…now shut the F up.

  • @herapherri
    @herapherri 11 месяцев назад +195

    Imagine he says sorry your passport has expired 😂

  • @ptsdpete1
    @ptsdpete1 3 месяца назад +16

    A guy like that shouldn’t have a passport

  • @randy7068
    @randy7068 10 месяцев назад +281

    Choice in Russia.
    1. Putin
    2. Putin
    3. Tea with Putin.

    • @felipeazevedo6704
      @felipeazevedo6704 9 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly, I'd like a cup of tea with him

    • @DDGHT
      @DDGHT 9 месяцев назад +3

      Uncle Vladimir's polonium flavoured tea

    • @felipeazevedo6704
      @felipeazevedo6704 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@DDGHT Nah, put some Stalinium in there

    • @DDGHT
      @DDGHT 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@felipeazevedo6704 no that's for the warthunder community

    • @catherinemurphy9726
      @catherinemurphy9726 9 месяцев назад

      Don't forget the careless smoking incidents and open upstairs windows.

  • @dylanwicks6229
    @dylanwicks6229 10 месяцев назад +286

    In mother Russia, president runs for Putin!

  • @theglobalvagabond3074
    @theglobalvagabond3074 8 месяцев назад +1244

    The girl knew this is all a JOKE!!!

    • @Persiatic
      @Persiatic 8 месяцев назад +9

      No, she did not.

    • @ShaYneHD
      @ShaYneHD 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@Persiaticyes she did

    • @tinotrivino
      @tinotrivino 8 месяцев назад +17

      yeah, joke is that we have in europe Von der Leyen and no one voted for her!

    • @PersonaP369
      @PersonaP369 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @bonelesscaviar3370
      @bonelesscaviar3370 8 месяцев назад +8

      She was smiling so she wouldn't be executed

  • @АнтонВладимирович-и6т
    @АнтонВладимирович-и6т 6 месяцев назад +89

    Владимир Владимирович Вы самый лучший президент
    РОССИИ
    Мы с Вами
    Спасибо Вам что Вы у нас есть !!!
    Народ России с Вами .

    • @michaela3202
      @michaela3202 5 месяцев назад +1

      Schade aber das so viele im Krieg sterben müssen für beide Seiten schlimm…

    • @VetusFlaminis
      @VetusFlaminis 5 месяцев назад

      E tenetevelo , basta che non rompa le scatole in altri paesi, purtroppo lo fa

    • @ЮрийТимофеев-р2х
      @ЮрийТимофеев-р2х 5 месяцев назад +2

      Не смешите мои тапочки, самый лучший....

    • @АлександрЯ-ъ4н
      @АлександрЯ-ъ4н 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ЮрийТимофеев-р2х обратитесь к психиатру, а то это плохо когда у вас даже тапочки над вами смеются

    • @Алексей-е5м7л
      @Алексей-е5м7л 3 месяца назад +2

      В чём он лучший? То что начал войну, то что инфляция бешеная и цены высокие?

  • @FoodForThought356
    @FoodForThought356 9 месяцев назад +511

    Congratulations on receiving 99.9% of the vote, President Putin 👏

    • @pantaleonaranda
      @pantaleonaranda 8 месяцев назад +4

      Buenanoche para el señor bldimir putin ledeseo delos mejor de tu vida una abraso con muyo mis rrepeto dedel paraguay

    • @MuhammadANS-w1n
      @MuhammadANS-w1n 8 месяцев назад +5

      And the rest 0.01% are wrongly casted thus void. 😂😂

    • @AtonPL
      @AtonPL 8 месяцев назад +7

      i think 199% xd

    • @vittorinapanu3722
      @vittorinapanu3722 8 месяцев назад +2

      Manca lo 0.1/100 dei voti , tra le tante cose da fare il nostro amatoVVP ha dimenticato di andare a votare.

    • @frank8361
      @frank8361 8 месяцев назад

      @@MuhammadANS-w1nand they all got really sick and died, they all cuaght radiation

  • @MrFrhnba
    @MrFrhnba 7 месяцев назад +88

    Dude didn’t read a single letter in that passport. 😂😂.

  • @jasminej2844
    @jasminej2844 8 месяцев назад +468

    Putin been the Russian president my whole life 😂

    • @firekrueger3987
      @firekrueger3987 8 месяцев назад +8

      Exactly n i was born in 88

    • @UncleAlf1889
      @UncleAlf1889 8 месяцев назад +20

      No he hasnt. Check again. He stepped down for several years between 2008 and 2012 because Russia hadnt changed its constitution to allow him to run for a third term. He was elected as President for his 3rd full term in 2012 after four years as Prime Minister. This will be the start of his 6th full term as President when he trounces the opposition in the upcoming election.
      Putin is a great president, that is why he keeps getting reelected.

    • @leonelleite4492
      @leonelleite4492 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@UncleAlf1889, Grande? Qual a altura dele? 😂😊

    • @ametistametist670
      @ametistametist670 8 месяцев назад +4

      And how long Biden is in politics ?

    • @ZVO202
      @ZVO202 8 месяцев назад +6

      Мы сами его выбираем :) силен и умен и очарователен . Не то что Байден

  • @JdWitr
    @JdWitr 3 месяца назад +8

    He is actually very realistic, rational and kind....

  • @ValyX7I
    @ValyX7I 10 месяцев назад +579

    Former name: Russian Federation
    Future name : Russian Putination

    • @lucidcrew
      @lucidcrew 10 месяцев назад +21

      Putinland

    • @PYC777
      @PYC777 10 месяцев назад

      Stfu no matter how much people he pays it will still be our land. He is just a cockroach with very limited time😂

    • @iamranjanborah
      @iamranjanborah 10 месяцев назад +6

      Ever heard of RUSPUTIN by BoneyM???

    • @kaibaskywalker2725
      @kaibaskywalker2725 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@iamranjanborahwhat does that song have to do with this short dictator from Russia?

    • @Нурулло-р4у
      @Нурулло-р4у 10 месяцев назад +2

      Скажите спасибо Путину

  • @joelr.9743
    @joelr.9743 8 месяцев назад +564

    No actors were hurt in the making of this film. 😂

    • @old_potato622
      @old_potato622 7 месяцев назад +3

      Probably 😅

    • @SurawutAnurak
      @SurawutAnurak 7 месяцев назад +3

      Unfortunately, 100 thousands lives lost in his hands.

    • @old_potato622
      @old_potato622 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SurawutAnurak Yeah and we will fight untill we can finally breath and be happy in a country without war and poverty ✊

    • @JZFire84
      @JZFire84 7 месяцев назад

      Yet

    • @jameslewis4202
      @jameslewis4202 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @ABCTraveler-ol5oj
    @ABCTraveler-ol5oj 8 месяцев назад +857

    In Russia, Putin checks the passport of the guy who asks for passport

  • @rosiopaszowska2340
    @rosiopaszowska2340 6 месяцев назад

    Jest wspaniałym przywudcom❤

  • @robaxa1
    @robaxa1 7 месяцев назад +413

    Even the woman sitting beside the official looks amused 😂

    • @MonicaGama-k2b
      @MonicaGama-k2b 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂 he funny

    • @seanreeder5784
      @seanreeder5784 6 месяцев назад +1

      Had to rewatch and then 😂😂😂😂

    • @ladislavm.2169
      @ladislavm.2169 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@seanreeder5784 Leider wurde der Beamter nach der Kontrolle nie wieder gesichtet. 🤭

    • @stevej7139
      @stevej7139 5 месяцев назад

      because she knows this is just semantics, anyone that could stand a chance against Putin in the election is sitting in prison... hmm reminds me of someone here in the US

    • @akifsadiq8745
      @akifsadiq8745 3 месяца назад

      She is also one of the officials bro🤗

  • @JamesBond-vl3uw
    @JamesBond-vl3uw 11 месяцев назад +842

    Great comedy! Election in Russia 😂. We already know he won. 113% of Russians will vote for him. 😂

    • @Bsesam86
      @Bsesam86 11 месяцев назад +62

      Комедия это то как тебя родили

    • @helloworld8064
      @helloworld8064 11 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@Bsesam86ха-ха-ха, все что может придумать умом обделенный раб, который и 40 лет поживет с царем, даже не поняв, в чем дело 😂

    • @carletouk
      @carletouk 11 месяцев назад +22

      @@Bsesam86humour really isn’t your thing pal.

    • @Александра-ю5щ1ъ
      @Александра-ю5щ1ъ 11 месяцев назад +1

      Х

    • @joseraagas7661
      @joseraagas7661 11 месяцев назад +22

      He just showed how to be respectful and law abiding citizen though he's president he has to emphasize nobody's above the law.Not hypocrisy as the west do😊

  • @maticsmats
    @maticsmats 11 месяцев назад +222

    The guy did not look to Putin’s passport, the passport looked at him!

    • @richidollarr4578
      @richidollarr4578 11 месяцев назад

      Ahahahahahahahaah

    • @rubengala1201
      @rubengala1201 11 месяцев назад +1

      Best comment hahahahaha🎉

    • @awaisakram2081
      @awaisakram2081 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂🎉

    • @PearlLV88
      @PearlLV88 11 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @amanijm746
      @amanijm746 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Carolina-g7v6i
    @Carolina-g7v6i 3 месяца назад +1

    El amor no se puede disimular ❤ 😊

  • @AbdJiA
    @AbdJiA 10 месяцев назад +358

    Checking his passport is an honour 😂, even the lady beside him wants to touch it 😂😂😂😂

    • @mockingjay_2397
      @mockingjay_2397 10 месяцев назад +10

      Then go have some honor and fun in Russia

    • @gabrielantezanarojas1261
      @gabrielantezanarojas1261 10 месяцев назад +10

      I’m in Russia it’s funny actually

    • @FlowSINISTER
      @FlowSINISTER 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@mockingjay_2397are u gonna cry ?

    • @emanuelgrech6277
      @emanuelgrech6277 10 месяцев назад +2

      No way to touch a war Criminal.

    • @atharvpatil0
      @atharvpatil0 10 месяцев назад

      Not the only thing she wants to touch

  • @henricohenricorius2405
    @henricohenricorius2405 11 месяцев назад +585

    Passport was fake, but they was to affraid to admit it 😂

    • @tackosgodfather3724
      @tackosgodfather3724 11 месяцев назад +30

      Dude it’s not fake stop making stuff up

    • @masaacc-cr9uo
      @masaacc-cr9uo 11 месяцев назад +1

      Whole man IS Fake 😂

    • @Short_Shots
      @Short_Shots 11 месяцев назад

      @@tackosgodfather3724fun is illegal

    • @Bsesam86
      @Bsesam86 11 месяцев назад

      @@ForFun776ты слишком тупой в своих высказываниях

    • @sockpuppetbitme
      @sockpuppetbitme 11 месяцев назад +22

      It just had a picture of a bullet inside.

  • @akshaycmachappanavar3734
    @akshaycmachappanavar3734 10 месяцев назад +92

    Bro knows that even if it is not a passport,he cannot reject it😅😅😂

  • @GandaPhilippines
    @GandaPhilippines 3 месяца назад +3

    God Bless and Protect President Putin and His Family. take care always from Philippines with Love.

  • @tonysphotography9425
    @tonysphotography9425 9 месяцев назад +189

    Options be like :
    1:Putin
    2: Vladimir Putin
    3: under arrest
    4:deceased
    5:deceased

  • @mariomashaba1877
    @mariomashaba1877 10 месяцев назад +390

    The only president who can be voted over and over again

  • @untiedshoelacesgaming
    @untiedshoelacesgaming 11 месяцев назад +90

    Extremely excited for this election. Heard Putin's approval rating dramatically dropped from 135% to 117%! Hopefully the other candidates have a fair chance 🤞

    • @Fdhhggd
      @Fdhhggd 10 месяцев назад +1

      Actual rating is about 20-25%

    • @chuanningzhai-dd4yz
      @chuanningzhai-dd4yz 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂135%~117%

    • @6920-n4d
      @6920-n4d 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Fdhhggd nah in reality it's 85-90 percent

    • @Fdhhggd
      @Fdhhggd 10 месяцев назад

      @@6920-n4d 😂😂😂аха ха ха ха ха ха 😆 👍👍😁😂

    • @victorrrev
      @victorrrev 10 месяцев назад

      @@Fdhhggddream more

  • @raskolnikov1461
    @raskolnikov1461 3 месяца назад +1

    He respects order. Putin is rare and phenomenal ❤

  • @FunnyCrazyTV
    @FunnyCrazyTV 10 месяцев назад +106

    The woman is like: we all know how this will end

    • @nataliadagon
      @nataliadagon 10 месяцев назад +1

      Because that's how they all want it to end....Jealous?..😀

    • @Fersium-u6p
      @Fersium-u6p 10 месяцев назад

      У нас хоть если и будет один кандидат главой то мудрый и решительный !!! А не старый и который писает под себя 😅😅😅😅 вот где умора ..

    • @FunnyCrazyTV
      @FunnyCrazyTV 9 месяцев назад

      @@nataliadagon not at all 😅💪

  • @МаксатЧашемов-ю6г
    @МаксатЧашемов-ю6г 10 месяцев назад +131

    Победитель
    A):Путин
    B):A)
    C):B)

    • @tilek5606
      @tilek5606 10 месяцев назад +4

      А) Путин
      В) Владимир
      В) Владимирович

    • @NandanLLB
      @NandanLLB 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @adriengonzales2297
      @adriengonzales2297 10 месяцев назад +2

      is this really how it’s done in russia??

    • @AlexB-pp7dc
      @AlexB-pp7dc 10 месяцев назад +2

      Hahaha that’s funny af

    • @hentonagessa
      @hentonagessa 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@adriengonzales2297noo lmao it’s not

  • @biggdaddyb9831
    @biggdaddyb9831 11 месяцев назад +220

    Who are the other candidates 😂

    • @freshmess1587
      @freshmess1587 10 месяцев назад +29

      they are put out

    • @dontoni8041
      @dontoni8041 10 месяцев назад +15

      There are no dempcracies anywhere

    • @janwrede4555
      @janwrede4555 10 месяцев назад +8

      I don't know who they are but they are on some kind of hit list for sure.☠️

    • @francisskundaliny1295
      @francisskundaliny1295 10 месяцев назад +2

      Selenzky!😘😉

    • @abhinavkrishna7424
      @abhinavkrishna7424 10 месяцев назад +1

      Putin 1,putin 2,putin 3🔥

  • @heatsuntouchable4183
    @heatsuntouchable4183 3 месяца назад +1

    I dont know why but Putin somehow has a likeable factor.

  • @srinathprashanth
    @srinathprashanth 9 месяцев назад +672

    Election Day:
    1) Vladimir Putin
    2) Gulags

  • @12chachacha27
    @12chachacha27 10 месяцев назад +164

    Presidential candidates in Russia:
    1.Putin
    2.Santa Claus
    3.Unicorn
    4.Big foot

    • @eaigilsonsiqueira...7479
      @eaigilsonsiqueira...7479 10 месяцев назад +2

      Se perdeu a oportunidade de por Rasputin, Vodka, Sputnik e Stalin kkkkk

    • @nataliadagon
      @nataliadagon 10 месяцев назад

      At least there is no a pedophile and drug adddict like American candidates...

    • @ГеоргийКиндинов
      @ГеоргийКиндинов 10 месяцев назад +2

      Хоть и шутка, но Сталин второе место занял бы точно, если не первое

    • @rias.gremoryyy
      @rias.gremoryyy 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ГеоргийКиндиновфакт😂

    • @varunthapliyal8960
      @varunthapliyal8960 10 месяцев назад

      Best comment🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoyJr3
    @SoyJr3 8 месяцев назад +49

    Putin:
    The only president that before knowing the winner, he is already the president.

    • @robertnegron9706
      @robertnegron9706 8 месяцев назад +1

      And Biden

    • @lilianealameddine2159
      @lilianealameddine2159 8 месяцев назад

      Bashar Al assad as well

    • @ManishMishra-mv5fp
      @ManishMishra-mv5fp 8 месяцев назад

      Pm Modi. Erdogan, Netanyahu, Xi Jingping (Pooh) and several other strong men who have cracked the code of using the system

  • @MCB-se5pj
    @MCB-se5pj 3 месяца назад +2

    I wonder how many bets were placed against Putin winning the election 😂😂😂

  • @emotionalIntelligence2078
    @emotionalIntelligence2078 10 месяцев назад +137

    He has gone there to ensure no other person appears to register😂😂

  • @hypnicjerk7614
    @hypnicjerk7614 8 месяцев назад +349

    This Russian election will be a real nail biter lol

    • @scottmorris8585
      @scottmorris8585 8 месяцев назад

      Apparently the Election Victory Party organisers were "relocated" for booking the party the day BEFORE the results. 😂😂😂

    • @Manylo84
      @Manylo84 8 месяцев назад +3

      What do u think Draftkings odds on that? Lol

    • @jacobbarrett7307
      @jacobbarrett7307 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @shanesloan3859
      @shanesloan3859 8 месяцев назад

      A bit like the American one they just try and eliminate the competition any way possible

  • @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi
    @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi 11 месяцев назад +186

    That gentleman has no choice but to accept his paper work to run for president. 😂😅

  • @LalaMoussi
    @LalaMoussi 6 месяцев назад +1

    Big Man

  • @jameswohley3332
    @jameswohley3332 11 месяцев назад +165

    There is only one candidate to choose in the Russian election:
    1. Vladimir Putin

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 10 месяцев назад

      communist party rallies rn:

    • @calebh7902
      @calebh7902 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@theapple3160Putin is not a communist. He kicked the remaining Bolsheviks out of his nation in the early 2000s

    • @peaceofmind4251
      @peaceofmind4251 10 месяцев назад

      That is why Russia has the power it has cus the comandr in chief they have.

  • @Ali-sYT
    @Ali-sYT 10 месяцев назад +363

    Russian election day. Choose one:
    1. Putin
    2. Putin
    3. Putin
    4. All of above (putin)

    • @peacefulmind6051
      @peacefulmind6051 10 месяцев назад +11

      5th option - gulag

    • @lynschornig
      @lynschornig 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @norazmi1734
      @norazmi1734 10 месяцев назад +2

      Putin is the best

    • @1407ann
      @1407ann 10 месяцев назад

      Да, мы выбираем Путина и это личное дело нашего народа. Разбирайтесь со своими недопрезидентами

    • @ExPraetorianGuard-dl1pz
      @ExPraetorianGuard-dl1pz 10 месяцев назад +2

      5. Free trip to Siberia

  • @nabinmili8473
    @nabinmili8473 7 месяцев назад +418

    Damn that's the world's most dangerous passport

    • @BulletRuss
      @BulletRuss 6 месяцев назад +9

      Недооценённый комментарий 😂

    • @MEGA.1928
      @MEGA.1928 5 месяцев назад +4

      He can't travel to national countries using this passport

    • @BulletRuss
      @BulletRuss 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MEGA.1928 ха, ха три раза 😅

    • @lajosneevaszabo4447
      @lajosneevaszabo4447 4 месяца назад

      👑👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @pers9127
      @pers9127 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MEGA.1928he can do it without passport

  • @EdgarMuhebwa
    @EdgarMuhebwa 4 месяца назад +32

    He can't fail to Win. People like Putin are God given. Russia is Lucky to have him around this era. In fact the whole world.

    • @haplop-zb4vp
      @haplop-zb4vp 3 месяца назад +1

      Trump is also treated like that.
      They think he is Jesus's son or something.
      Religious fanatics

    • @EdgarMuhebwa
      @EdgarMuhebwa 3 месяца назад +1

      @haplop-zb4vp Trump is better for America, but unfortunately, he will die before becoming president again. Whoever wants to cry, cry 😢 😭 😪 early. I am writing this from Uganda 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬 🇺🇬

    • @alenmalekin558
      @alenmalekin558 3 месяца назад

      ✝️❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️✝️
      MAY THE GOOD LORD
      BLESS AND PROTECT
      PRESIDENT PUTIN
      AND THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE
      ✝️❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️🇷🇺❣️✝️

  • @jessechima
    @jessechima 9 месяцев назад +140

    She was like: Dude! Seriously? 😂

  • @fattailinvestor3660
    @fattailinvestor3660 10 месяцев назад +175

    I don’t even understand why Russia holds these elections. There is only one outcome, Putin…again. Save time and money, stop the theater.

    • @oksanavlasova825
      @oksanavlasova825 10 месяцев назад +34

      Таков закон. Всё должно быть по правилам. Нас он как президент устраивает. Мы его любим. Так что пусть будет президентом!

    • @UpsheetscreekWOapaddle
      @UpsheetscreekWOapaddle 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@oksanavlasova825Ok SB orc

    • @MurglesMaloy
      @MurglesMaloy 10 месяцев назад

      @@oksanavlasova825bullshit.

    • @Kovalainenn
      @Kovalainenn 10 месяцев назад

      @@oksanavlasova825another moгоn

    • @philipwood9526
      @philipwood9526 10 месяцев назад +5

      At least we get a choice of two in the U.K and both are W.E.F

  • @sharathshenoy7665
    @sharathshenoy7665 10 месяцев назад +496

    Unlike Americans, at-least Russians know who’s actually running their country 🤣

    • @efkay88
      @efkay88 10 месяцев назад +24

      Do they? 😅

    • @Style0330
      @Style0330 10 месяцев назад +13

      How's Ukraine coming along?

    • @asavelakuse6865
      @asavelakuse6865 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Style0330 very well if the stories coming out are true

    • @michael-pm5kt
      @michael-pm5kt 10 месяцев назад

      Your stupidity is astounding 🤯

    • @jorgealamillo6486
      @jorgealamillo6486 10 месяцев назад

      But to America's defense? Putin was afraid of Trump. Especially after Trump orders a hit in Syria that killed 300 Russians in one shot. We did know who was running the country . And the 🌎.

  • @taielaftab6257
    @taielaftab6257 Месяц назад +1

    Sounds like we got the deal

  • @prateeksharma6706
    @prateeksharma6706 10 месяцев назад +77

    congratulations to mr putin in advance for winning 2024 elections

    • @_.F0X._
      @_.F0X._ 10 месяцев назад +3

      And 2030 and 2036 and 2042 😂😂😂

    • @matallens3006
      @matallens3006 10 месяцев назад

      Like when Trump won.

  • @StrondoBattles
    @StrondoBattles 9 месяцев назад +102

    He never ever fake smiles just too seem pleasant...

    • @dv2033
      @dv2033 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm sure that's on purpose and is a way of keeping dominance.

  • @arpittiwary1306
    @arpittiwary1306 11 месяцев назад +70

    Comedy nights with Putin 😂😂

  • @dylangamez53
    @dylangamez53 3 месяца назад +2

    ❤❤❤❤ the king❤❤❤🎉🎉❤❤