RiffTrax: Just Awful (Full FREE Short)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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James is on his way to school when he gets a small cut on his finger. And if you don’t for one second believe that that thin, thin gruel got turned into a seventies educational short, then what the hell have you been watching us riff for the past seventeen years??
Bleeding makes James feel Just Awful, which frankly, is good news. If it had been the opposite, say, if James felt increasingly stronger and confident as he watched his lifeblood seep out of his fingertip, the lawsuits would probably still be working their way through the court system. Instead, James gets to pay a visit to the school nurse, who is just relieved to for once have a student who is not going to barf up his Snack Pack on her.
Slice off the top of a non-essential digit, preferably your own, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Just Awful!
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8 minutes long and it still feels padded
I was three minutes in and couldn't believe it wasn't over yet.
@@HylianFox3 I was 3 minutes in and couldn't believe it hadn't started yet
@@Loehengrin No, it was just awful right off the bat.
Remember, kids, never wash your cut when it's fresh. Always sit around waiting for the nurse to eventually get around to it.
I am baffled that in the US, they have nurses to take care of these things. Instead of you know, giving staff first aid training. Nurses that work in school in Ontario do lice checks and see to the needs of kids with complex medical conditions.
@@Reichieru1 I know this movie is old, but our nurses still make a fuss out of nothing. I got a call at work once when son was in elementary school. My supervisor said it was the school nurse so I was very concerned. She told me my son had scratched his head and she put a bandaid on it. They would be sending home paperwork, but she wanted to assure me that he was okay. It was literally a scratch!
"And remember to remind the nurse to wipe her finger over the wound as she does so. You think a stomach ache is better, try a staph infection!"
@@LB-gz3keAnd meanwhile (ok, a while ago) I went to the school nurse for my incredibly painful periods when they started in the middle of the day, and the chuck a slightly warm water bottle at you & give you Tylenol (which never worked for me, at all. Would not allow ibuprofen?) They make you go to the nurse, and don't let you say what helps. I learned to just walk home when this happened after writhing in pain with a teacher making fun of me... Good times🙄
Eh it will be ok I’ve seen worse - nurse
See, kid? This is what happens when you don't watch "Shake Hands With Danger."
If the teacher didn't write a note would James have been sent back to class by the hall monitor to bleed all day?
Yup... schools were ran like prison in those days.
He could've sat in class, wiping it on his shirt.
Eventually looking like a gun shot wound. (true story)
Nobody even checked the note!
Yeah, you've got it!
I laughed way too hard at, "This removes the horrible stain of your sin."
Giggling uncontrollably for the last 30 seconds at Kevin Murphy's vocal instrumentation left me wondering if I had lost my mind or was the sanest person on the planet.
I like his "wha- huh?" when the music skips
Ah the good old days at Thorazine Elementary School.
Can't decide whatvi liked better, the death row monologue or the line, "The soy sauce is for flavor!" 😂😂😂
So happy they recognized the theme from Grass! 🌽
"At Your Bleeding Fingertips: GRASSES"
But they still haven’t answered the question… “Is corn grass?” 😂
My nurse in highschool knew that I faked sick so much she purposely kept a pillow and blanket in a closet and always let me sleep through gym class. She was the best
Best nurse
I’m a nurse to and hell I’d even turn the tv on to price is right
2:16 For the rest of his life, this poor kids nickname was ‘stomach ache’. 😂
Creepy how everyone communicates telepathically in this place
Yeah. ..noticed that too. It eliminates having to learn lines.
@@zoeyrochellezhombie829 Or setting up sound equipment and doing voice overs.
They are on Talus IV.
Whatever happened to just licking the cut until it stopped bleeding and not washing it for days?
You're supposed to wipe it on your pants, duh!😂
The lesson of this short: Don't wear oversized belts because they can screw up your center of gravity and make you fall.
I remember my elementary school nurse - she smelled like cigarettes and tested our backs for scoliosis. Pretty much all she did.
Well it worked didn't it!
....and so, during his visit to the nurses office, a young Quentin Tarantino realized for the first time he enjoyed the sight of a lady's bare foot
Nobody’s going to mention the cold, hollow Stepford wife glare that everyone just gives that kid?
So, why didn't the nurse pour peroxide on it so it would STING LIKE HELL!!??
Mah boi ! This Riff is what true watchers strive for ! 🤴☝️
Oh boy! I can't wait to riff a new movie!
a kid in Nurses office with vampiric goldfish is definitely a Stephen King short story in the making
It’s safe to say, James is suffering from early onset depression.
The hug wasn't the weirdest thing, it's how the kids reminded me of Village of the Damned
Stephen King hated this version of The Shining.
Holy cow, James’ belt…he would need a spotter just to put it on.
Thin plot. Shallow characters. Excessive exposition. Gratuitous gore.
I'm going to use this short to show my children what they're missing out on by being homeschooled.The inmates I was stuck with in a school ike that weren't nearly so peaceful though.
I'm subscribed. But I can't help watching whatever comes up. You guys helped me through my teen years. You're the best ever. ❤😂
Shake hands with Danger!
James and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day? Indeed!
Compare to Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day written by Judith Viorst and illustrated by Ray Cruz. Both the book and this film were made in 1972.
James watched the goldfish, who had gone mad from being in a crowded, round bowl with no filtration or oxygenation system. Then he went to see the mad woman who kept them this way.
Our school nurse was, like, seventy years old, too 😮😅😮😊
Was school nurse the only job an older 1970s woman close to retirement could get?
Our school nurse was named...wait for it...Mrs. Bone! :D
@@random22026 Ours was Ms Lotz and she despised q tips, absolutely despised q tips Lol 😂😆
Mine was always on lunch break. Somehow.
I have some questions.
1. Are we really to believe a six year old boy of the rough and tumble days of the early 70's is even going to notice he cut his finger, much less act like he's knocking on death's door over it?
2. Why did every student in the classroom spin around and stare at him when he quietly came in the already open door at the beginning of class?
3. Was there radioactive dirt where he fell and cut his finger that gave him superhuman math skills or something? Why were his classmates staring at him in awe while he was at the chalkboard? I thought Ralphie's teacher was grading his theme there for a minute.
😂😂😂
golden corral's new slogan.
Where can I find that nurse, I have chronic back pain, asthma, allergies, sore neck and I twisted my right ankle while trying to look cool rollerskating 30 years ago and it still hurts.
I'm so sorry. Ankles suck; you think you're going to heal and move on, and your ankles like😼 Muahahaha!!!
Hello Riffers.
I just got *"RiffTrax: The Game"* Just a few day's ago.
Some serious "Tom goes to the Mayor" Jefferton Alive vibes from that school.
Those are the creepiest fish ever.
Hot watching the clock and waiting your turn action!
Thank you gentlemen! 🤣🤣🤣
Got a big enough belt there kid?
Wait, he went to the nurse for that?
I went to elementary school in the 80s. Stapled my thumb, in 2nd grade clear to the other side. And didn't go to the nurse, just pulled it out, washed it, and put dirt on it at recess.
This kid is weak.
Jesus this short started out so depressing. Kid looked like he was committed to his death sentence over a little cut. And was the narrator on Valium?
Three shorts this week?! I feel just great!
Great riffing 😅
I was little kid in the 80s, and many of us were rushed to the nurse's office due to lots of bleeding from the playground being made of pointy steel and asphalt. As a teen in the 90s, many of us got to try to slow the bleeding from shop class while we headed to the nurse's office. I don't think kids get hurt much at school in the 2000s unless someone attacks them.
No no, some girls definitely dropped me on my head while playing "cheerleading" at recess circa 2002
@@OppositeofHATE7 that'd suck!
Bobby Brady's worst day before Tiger the dog disappeared.
Man I wish I can wear that dress and hat like that
Remember your first day in the yard- show off your battle wounds.
Redrum 😂 🎉
When I was that kid's age, the teacher would probably have gotten the paddle out and given me a whack or two for being a clumsy idiot. And beside that, we didn't have a school nurse anyway.
“ Life in the nurses office “…..😆
the kid was so scared because one of his grandparents told him about his family's history with hemophilia
I feel like kids being afraid of the school nurse isn't a thing. Don't kids pretend to need to see the nurse just so they don't have to be in class?
The only scary thing is when they send you back to class after a wet paper towel while lying down for 20 minutes
Whenever I actually had to go to the nurse, yeah, there'd be at least one kid in there treating it like social hour
I see one half of the Grady twins, where is the other one?
Using the score to Cool Hand Luke, probably not the best choice
0:36 I think the kid was really bleeding.
7:21 I thought that madness-inducing background music sounded familiar...
And here's the band from "At Your Fingertips: Grass" to play us out!
Why did it take 8 minutes to tell the kids "if you get a cut, see the nurse"?
Also, has this ever been a child's reaction to getting a small cut? I feel like they either (a) wouldn't care at all or (b) would scream and freak out and the adults would get involved immediately. This kid basically just waits for the sweet embrace of a death that never comes‽
Are they in the Village of the Damned?
Village of the Damned 😱
Lol I Love that they are only named by their injuries!
Is this one of those loopholes? You only get paid, if you get a name!
I gotta feel for the kid, he's obviously so poor he had to get his shirt from a Brady Bunch yard sale...
daishi…. I thought I saw that shirt before
@@elderlypoodle9181Yes, the Brady kids were the peak of fashion in the 70's...
lots of kids dressed like that back then
@@SpamEggSausage My little brother did 😁.
@@SpamEggSausageYes. Yes we did (I grew up in the 70's. And boy, were those days great! ) Anyway, it's good to see 'The Finger Cut Kid' got his 3 Stooges eye-poker finger back, the index is primary for a thorough, effective ocular trauma event ✌
Nice harmonica
And the hemophiliac kid bled out on the nurse's entrance floor while waiting
Oh no! The nurse is grooming the kids!
4:10
WHAT happened to you?
Kid: Well, for the last 45 minutes, I've been bleeding out in your waiting room.
How about you fix me up, without cutting my slacks to get at the bullet!
Speed it up too, so I can get back out there and find Scorpio! He sent another letter this morning!!
Narrator:
'It seems like he really did loose a lot of blood. He had a fever and was imagining himself as Dirty Harry for the last 20 minutes.
Maybe he should have listened to Mom. Those films were not for young kids after all.'
0:47 your week
Have there been any shorts from Mary Jo and Bridget?
"James didn't bother to learn their names as he was a self-involved white male."
Isn't bringing race into everything AWESOME?!?!?!
@@kanna-san. Gosh I love it when comedians I used to love start bringing racial and gender politics into what they do. =_=
Is that the music from the grass video?
. What no one else but James knew was when the nurse put a band aid on the window it meant that she was dipping into the morphine supply and liked to have someone to talk to.
James knew if the cops kicked in the door he would take the fall for all of it. But it was worth it to hear her stories
About flatbackin to make money then later being an old lady for a member of Hells Angels . Before she died she wrote a best selling book called ..switchblades and the open road.
I thought that was Bobby Brady
Lol
Bobby Brady in the early version of The Shining
4:29 She has been healing boo-boos since the Civil War.
I always wonder what these kids did when they grew up.
They hopefully forgot this happened
Hey that's me
What does that mean TO PLAY US OUT? Don't write it WE'LL DO IT LIVE
James to the toe girl: "Wanna be 'blood siblings'?"
Gotta love the no gloves policies of this era😂 just touch the kids hand with the bleeding finger
So
It's basically
Danny Torrence
One of the Grady twins
And either the kid of or the young version of Scatmans character in The Shining 😂😂😂
3:30
For a second, I thought he was making the throat slit gesture to toe Girl!!
I was a bit disappointed, to be fully honest.
What did she do for the kid with the stomach ache?
At least the editor had the good sense to only put us through one person's bad acting
Hello, Everyone!
I guess James dripped blood all the way down the hall. Just awful.
I did that when I cut my knee at school. I was on my way to the nurse when the headmaster came out of his office and chided me for dripping blood on the parquet floor of the entrance hall!
Just Awful: The Michael Bay Experience,,,,,
☆ just awful ☆
What happened yesterday?
You don't wanna know. I seent it.
😄
'Just Awful'- Typical assessment of a Rachel Zegler movie.
The boy is bleeding and she’s not wearing gloves? What the heck?
James IS Dan Aykroyd AS Julia Child!
lol soy sauce.
rifftrax rules.
First kid can only poop at home or the nurses office.
She HUGGED him?!?! Stranger danger! Sexual harassment! Fire the old bag!!!
"Just Awful!" Golden Corral's newest slogan!
Lmfao!!!
There it is
It could also work for Waffle House.
Perhaps the line is retired because they are artists.... but this is one of those things that need never go away. Hope the fans will continue to keep it alive. I love it because the line can be sprung on you when least expected. It works everytime.
@@chrisnemec5644 I always thought Waffle House's slogan was "Catch these hands!"
The Nurse took out a great big band-aid.
"But she didn't apply it until shown proof of insurance!"
And then a couple of weeks later he got a bill for $100
It's almost as if we all watched this video and heard that line too or something.
Teacher is a powerful telepath and was teaching a class on building Interocitors.
"Are you boys cooking in there?"
Remember kids: If the nurse doesn't hug you, she's silently wishing you had died from blood loss.
"Hey kid, let us taste the blood!" 🤣