I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.
When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. ...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.
Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!
4:07 - FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting? FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag. FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!
This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL
“Little Willie” “Are you sure you wanna go with that name? You’re REEEALLY sure…” “Yeah, people today find it ridiculous, but in the future, people will be more mature…” 😂
1:57 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 YOU INHUMAN MONSTERS!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THE MOST UNHOLY AND UNSPEAKABLE ACTION KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU CROSSBRED NICO YAZAWA WITH THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?
I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.
Look, he has other things to do. He just wanted to get it over with.
@@WorldWar2freak94 Oh, you mean like golf and smoking?
“ I love our walks together, Miss Kingsley. Can we discuss the dangers of drowning now?”
“Tony, I’m afraid your son is Danish. There’s nothing we can do.”
"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound..."
"''Cause you're Canadian, eh?"
"Kids just kneel in the back like gitmo prisoners." lmfao
Cackle Fresh Eggs , was funny as hell !
When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor.
...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor.
It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.
Yeah, I was like, Jesus Christ... what were they thinking?
Ah, so I did hear that line right.
"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound". :)
"She brings him a towel and shows him where to hang it."
i can't believe they let that go without a riff.
thee maxx
Too obvious?
You musnt take the bush for granted
"AAAH! SAFETY WOMAN! I'M IN HERE!"
The bush is even more dangerous in Australia.
Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!
She definitely re-positioned by about an inch, showing that she left and came back.... very precisely.
"How fun! A book that pulsates like an infected boil."
Kid's got a condensed paperback of the _Necronomicon._
"Not the last time Elliot Ness and Al Capone would clash."
4:07 -
FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting?
FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag.
FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!
WHEN am I gonna learn not to drink anything while watching these? Darn near ruined my keyboard with hot chocolate.
7:04 You heard of big-lipped alligator moments? Well, this is what I would call a big-lipped pillow moment.
"Maybe your doll will disappear or your car will blow up. ... You want I should mess up your face?" Oh god that kid. That riff got me busting.
"Wow! The original Toy Story was a lot grittier!"
“The Italian equivalent of a record scratch.”
"Reggie makes Rick Moranis look debonair."
Ever have a pillow with lips on it?
Actually, keep that to yourself.
I heard the Japanese are improving "pillow with lips" technology. 👄
Yeah, that has some implications nowadays that I'm sure weren't considered 50 years ago.
"That kid needs to be led by the hand" lol, what a great set up line.
Dads in the 60's couldn't be bothered by tedious offspring.
At least Dads in 60s shorts.
"Kid singlehandedly disproves Hitler's 'Master Race' theory." Oh, that's rich!
No, it's Reich.
That line always kills me.
lol that was a fucking burn.
Is George W. Bush in this?
"Soap tastes good!" :D
The guy at 7:50 does make a very good point about "The Bush". You should respect "The Bush".
LOVE the bush. Sometimes all I can think about is the bush.
Kurt Reber
ALL HAIL THE BUSH!
Everyone loves the Bush now.
"That gives me an idea."
"Quit the lame ass Safety Patrol?"
"The original Toy Story was a LOT grittier"
You have no idea.
“The Mascot”.
"ya want i should mess up ya face..." XD
its a 5 mile walk to bed
i'm pretty sure that reggie's pillow can only be bought in neighborhoods of the city specifically zoned for that type of purchase
7:50 Lol the bush!!!
This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL
Eh, I like them both. That's saying something, cause I didn't like RiffTrax at all in the beginning.
"Reggie looks like a cross between Milhouse and Ralph Wiggum."
"Why is the chess box Romanian?"
Regie is the most hilariously cute kid in cinema history.
Got the feeling those safety patrol kids became mafia informers inside the police force
"Little Willy Horton Heat!!!" LOL
The best of each short, well done!
“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”
"Reg- Reggie! Go back in the frame, Reggie!"
Lol you should definitely give your kid(s) milk and *cookies* before they go to sleep. All that sugar will help calm them down before sleeping 👍🏾
I have to go drop the squeezebox, ifyouknowwhatimean.
I really wanted to see what Jimmy ended up doing at the end
Have they ever done "Time Out For Trouble"? That has to be about the strangest educational short ever.
Oppeldeldoc1
Especially the evil lady in the clock who seems to relish people’s injuries.
What? Wait a minute! What did Jimmy do to Billy Jones? I WANNA KNOW!
I turn 40 this weekend and I still don’t fold my undies, nor do I care to 🤣😎
1:39 oh man the cast who brought you Cheating: A Post Modernist Neo Noir with a new great short on emotional abuse and manipulation
"Then don't carry child dummies in your car!"
“Little Willie”
“Are you sure you wanna go with that name? You’re REEEALLY sure…”
“Yeah, people today find it ridiculous, but in the future, people will be more mature…”
😂
It disproves Hitlers master race theory😂
Nobody got the Balki reference?
Damn, i must be old.
Perfect Strangers.
Im at a loss for breath. great edit. lmao
'Dammit, he won't go home!' - Rifftrax team fans of The Sweet's 'Little Willy'?
What’s the one with the 5-mile walk to bed called? 🤣
www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-getting-ready-for-school
Thank you, friend. 😘
Jimmy's a good little _Ghetto Polizei_ . Aren'tcha, Jimmy?
My favorite here is at the 8:50 mark of this what’s the name of the short at that mark?
Courtesy counts a lot
@@cubey thank you! You’ve made my day.. sending good energy to you..
What short had the Italian Accordionist?
www.rifftrax.com/know-for-sure
I have to know how the last one ended
Hey is Ricky's mother Betsy Palmer? Looks like her....
Anyone got a list of what these are all from?
Yes, I want to know, too. Help us out, fellow RiffTrax fans! 😉
The animated objects in the kids room are creepy as s***
THIS VIDEO ENDS ON A CLIFF HANGER! Seriously tho.
+ryan buchanan Go buy the full short and find out what happens. :) www.rifftrax.com/jimmy-of-the-safety-patrol
1:57 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
YOU INHUMAN MONSTERS!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THE MOST UNHOLY AND UNSPEAKABLE ACTION KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU CROSSBRED NICO YAZAWA WITH THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I only disliked it, bc I'd be first to dislike, I actually like it
"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound."
There are two types of sales help in a clothing store; "Social Hour" and "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Care".
Reggie looks like a young Austin Powers.
"Trying to shop here? I should spit on you!"
"You're a wildcard, Jimmy! You're off the force!"
Cackle fresh eggs... lol !!!!
That talking pillow was hideous! 😖
It had that "not a floatation device" look to it. XD
"A fall is practically guaranteed."
"If you don't shatter your knee, we'll refund all your money."
Soooooooo, when can I sign up for this?
1:58 Ladies and Gentlemen, the origin story of Diamanda Hagen!
Victor Hernandez
While being harassed by a pint-size member of the Mafia!
4:11 That sound needs to be a meme or something.
"One kick to the nuts; end of problem." One of the best pieces of advice ever!
"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"
"It's raining nooses! The universe is telling Willy to stop being a wuss and go for it!"
Fukin fresh eggs had me in bits 😅
Oh, my God! What's he been doing to that pillow! 7:02
This store has nice shirts.
+Al Mullen Odd how things really haven't changed in 40 years.
Reggie! Reg...Reggie! Go back into frame, Reggie! Reggie...Dammit, Reggie!
Why is the chess box Romanian?
07:35 “...Hitler’s master race theory.” 🤣🤣🤣
The man in the "bread and milk" part is the Otis of Mayberry actor.
“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”
Best. Line. EVER!
I laughed so much I nearly cried.
thanks for vids cubester
"Reggie makes Rick Moranis seem debonair" ! !! lol
Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?
www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-taking-care-of-your-own-things
Thanks!
could we discuss the dangers of drowning now? lol what a conversation!!
1:39 Same narrator from "Cheating"? Has to be.
4:45-4:49 "SHUT UP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST SHUT UP!" -Max (Sam & Max Hit the Road)
whats the name of the short with bruce
www.rifftrax.com/david-and-hazel-a-story-in-communication
Been trying to find that one. Off to purchase it now. THANK YOU! 😘 😘
"You wanna should mess up ya face?"
"We're here to slap you."
8:28 - This guy's in the center of a Venn diagram between Mr. Bean, Robert DeNiro and Fred Rogers.
6:58 a frat joke that actually made me laugh alot
"How many 8 year old kids fold their underwear?"
I'm 28 and I still don't.
I'm 48 and finally do
I'm 67 and I never have.
Hard to fold a G string.
I don't wear any, problem solved
Save money by going commando
“Domestic Violence Danny.” 👀😵😂😂😂😂😂