"Quality freshness and cannibalism!" Heh, that actually reminds me of one time I was helping out with a breakfast event. There was a ton of bacon they cooked up that gave up a bunch of grease. One of the older gentlemen there collected it all at the end, and someone asked what he was going to do with all of that. He said he was going to add it to the feed that he fed his pigs with. I couldn't help but remark: "So...we're recycling pigs, essentially?"
11:22 I took a big mouthful of milk when this part came up, and tried so hard not to laugh and choke, so I instead spit-taked about half the milk in my mouth all over my laptop, my garbage can, my shirt, my kitchen table, and my kitchen curtains. Still worth it.
This is my number one Christmas DVD to play each Christmas season. When I went to the theatre to watch the live simulcast, it was snowing and the entire audience made it a true Christmas experience. My favorite was that incredibly weird "A Christmas Dream".
Wonderful post - these originals are crazy. I was a 70s kid so I saw the end of weird creepy era of stuff that was often in educational/school films that would be played to us as kids.
And without Joel's genius and Mike's unique brand of humor all those shorts they've done would have simply vanished into total obscurity never to be laughed at.
Such a great collection of live shorts, but that one takes the cake, or pork, especially with Weird Al doing such an amazing job riffing like he's been doing it for years.
@@wileyschmitt I got to see it on the big screen/live simulcast thing a few years back. 8) Also, didn't he make a guest appearance when they riffed one of the Jurassic Po-- er, Park movies?
@@AmyLSacks Ha! I'm not sure if he's ever riffed with them besides this, but it sure seems like he has, but him being a natural probably shouldn't be too surprising considering how talented he is.
@@wileyschmitt BTW, I swear: I have an old Bundt™ Pan promo booklet which really does have a (Pork) Sausage Cake recipe in it. I wish I was joking. o_0
Rarely does adding a guest riffer equate to being much better than the Three Amigos, but it shouldn't surprise me either since Al is so diversely talented.
It really boils down to whether Mike is involved in the writing or not, and it's simply the jokes, the rest can be done however goofy and zany as they want but the feature film has to have good riffing and writing for it to closer to the standard we were spoiled with during most MST3K years. There's a reason why Cinematic Titanic wasn't that good, *whistle whistle* "No Mike" (hope someone gets that reference, but from what I know of msties they will get it pretty quickly).
@@wileyschmitt Yes I recall Cinematic Titanic. Saw a free episode on Amazon Prime once. I...can't even bother to remember which one it was, it was so forgetful. No offense to Joel, lord knows he started the whole thing, it's just Mike added a very necessary quality to the show. An edge so to speak.
@@primepm8861 Exactly, and Joel's creative genius were obviously the most important or nothing would've ever been conceived, but humor, though it comes in many varieties which requires a show like this to need multiple writers, is also rare when it comes to quality. Does it also seem that as the years go on this is getting less and less? I don't seek out newer comedy movies, TV shows, or stand up comedians, but I also surprisingly haven't come across much of anything newer that was particularly funny (aside from maybe Rick and Morty, but look how bad the Simpsons got merely due to changing writers).
@@wileyschmitt People don't tend to realize how difficult good comedy writing is, and to have comedic geniuses like Mike, Bill and Kevin still willing to engage in this material after all these years is a blessing to mankind. I can count on one hand the number of TV shows (and, by proxy, writing) that has directly influenced my life over the last 40 years, but MST3K is one of them for certain.
25:24 Why instead of all the meat you try to sell, I can recommend something other than pork/ If you'd kindly open wide, you can all just quickly slide, down your gullet a nice solid wooden cork!
I don't see why that in Christmas Rhapsody a puny tree would wax poetic over being someone's Xmas tree, only to eventually become organic waste soon after.🌲
@@UtopianMagic1408 If you're ever looking for streaming sites to watch Rifftrax on try Pluto TV, oh, and eBay sometimes has Rifftrax blu rays, maybe DVDs too.
In the Christmas Dream if I were the little girl I wouldn’t take that creepy doll back I mean I know it was a dream but all that doll did was make a mess. No wonder she tossed it.
“Here’s Santa in Dallas in 1963”
That joke is always hilarious, but it lands differently this December
Watching Christmas specials made in America, in the middle of June - a great British tradition.
“He’s also proud of his new sidekick, Prince of Space.”
"Prince of Space??"
Pitch’s weapons will have no effect on him!
Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa...
Prince of Space!
That's how the audience could tell which one of them were MST3K fans. For my money, the best of their shows with Space Mutiny hot on its tail.
“But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight...”
Kevin: “If you don’t like your toys, then my butt you can bite!”
"Oh no! I-its neverending! It's just like that story!"
"...Lost?"
"Exactly Al! Exactly"
Pigs + vegetables = concentrated vegetables
Therefore:
Plants + brewing = beer = salad
"Quality freshness and cannibalism!"
Heh, that actually reminds me of one time I was helping out with a breakfast event. There was a ton of bacon they cooked up that gave up a bunch of grease. One of the older gentlemen there collected it all at the end, and someone asked what he was going to do with all of that. He said he was going to add it to the feed that he fed his pigs with. I couldn't help but remark: "So...we're recycling pigs, essentially?"
😂😂😂😂
^ ditto what Kelly Weingart Emoti-said
pigs will eat anything, they don't like sour flavours, but aside from that everything is game
Considering that the mad cow epidemic was caused by feeding cows ground beef that seems like an exceedingly bad idea...
9:39 “Hohoho! I’m not wearing any pants and nobody knows it, Merry Christmas!”
"Back up, gaylord!"
It's like fifth grade recess all over again!
20:13 🎶 "You should buy the kind that isn't full of maggots and disease and the butcher hasn't rubbed it on his chest" 🎶 😂
I can't buy pork anymore without that song in my head for months
"Did the cat just quack?" 😹
LOL ROFLMAO
"🎵You should buy the kind that isn't full of maggots and disease, and the butcher hasn't rubbed it on his chest!🎵" 😁😄😆😅😂🤣
“This is loads of fun. We could watch them for hours.”
“And you will! Ohhhh, yes, you will! Muhahahaha!”
22:26 "The pork medley is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
😯
I pray that this vid doesn't get taken down again like it was last time.
11:22 I took a big mouthful of milk when this part came up, and tried so hard not to laugh and choke, so I instead spit-taked about half the milk in my mouth all over my laptop, my garbage can, my shirt, my kitchen table, and my kitchen curtains. Still worth it.
I was in a similar situation at 20:13 😂
"Those kids better not be hanging out with that Forrester creep again!"
Omg, that dr who scarf. I need that in my life.
Mine's fabulous! 🧣
I didn't know David Lynch made a Christmas film?
"Why here he is in Dallas in 1963."
Santa after going down another chimney:
"HAHAHA! I told you, your chimneys have NO EFFECT ON ME!"
What IS the deal with Hollywood assuming people don't get the tree until Christmas Eve?
Actually my family put the tree up on Christmas Eve, but not in secret.
This is my number one Christmas DVD to play each Christmas season. When I went to the theatre to watch the live simulcast, it was snowing and the entire audience made it a true Christmas experience. My favorite was that incredibly weird "A Christmas Dream".
Quality, Freshness, and Flavor. Remember or buckle up for a world of pain!
5:03 "Before Dances with Wolves...
This is the most dignified portrait of Native Americans ever on film"
Wonderful post - these originals are crazy. I was a 70s kid so I saw the end of weird creepy era of stuff that was often in educational/school films that would be played to us as kids.
And without Joel's genius and Mike's unique brand of humor all those shorts they've done would have simply vanished into total obscurity never to be laughed at.
How did you manage to stay awake?
Brilliant editing as usual, Bravo Mr. Schmitt!
27:24 - “It can do all sorts of tricks! Watch! Back up Gaylord!” *[Film starts reversing]*
I call false advertising!!
I would never survive the holidays without MST3K
I love these guys so much
"I need you tonight--"
*"WOAH."*
It’s not Christmas if I don’t watch this.
19:09 "My fedora protects me from all harm!"
Patchwork Penguin What’s that from?
@@kylestubbs8867 i made it up
The Crow actor with his Doctor Who scarf on
"Let's get to the lovin'!"
31:55
You shall not pass! 😂😂
Thanks to this I’m still waiting for the David Lynch Christmas Special.
Merry Christmas brother, thanks for uploading these vids. I'm getting much enjoyment outta them.
And Happy Hanukkah, Kicking Kwanzi, Socking St Stevens Day, Rocking Ramadan....
I'm going to celebrate the Rocking Dennis Rodmandan this season.
DEAR GOD! Did he have his Spinal Cord removed?
A Gerald Ford Christmas!
"Three Magic Words" really is one of the best--because WEIRDEST--shorts they ever riffed! Were grownups supposed to go to the movies to WATCH THIS?
I'm thinking they were shown either to salespeople/grocers themselves (like "Out Of This World" or "The Selling Wizard") or to kids in Home Ec.
Such a great collection of live shorts, but that one takes the cake, or pork, especially with Weird Al doing such an amazing job riffing like he's been doing it for years.
@@wileyschmitt I got to see it on the big screen/live simulcast thing a few years back. 8) Also, didn't he make a guest appearance when they riffed one of the Jurassic Po-- er, Park movies?
@@AmyLSacks Ha! I'm not sure if he's ever riffed with them besides this, but it sure seems like he has, but him being a natural probably shouldn't be too surprising considering how talented he is.
@@wileyschmitt BTW, I swear: I have an old Bundt™ Pan promo booklet which really does have a (Pork) Sausage Cake recipe in it. I wish I was joking. o_0
Man I really like this vide- WEIRD AL!?!?
Every one has those 3 magic words!
"Stop." "No." AND *"DON'T."*
Good upload. Merry Christmas y'all
I save the various Christmas stuff for the holidays, while I do Christmas fun. All that being said this stuff makes my holiday...
20:43 NC's verbal thrashing of the Disney Emoji Movie brought you here. Don't lie.
"A doll is fun, to dress and spank"
No comment XD
GOD BLESS THESE GUYS
LMAO!!! Have a Happy New Year🤣🤣🤣🤣That ending had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weird Al!
"Actually, that looks like crap so see you, good night!"
Rarely does adding a guest riffer equate to being much better than the Three Amigos, but it shouldn't surprise me either since Al is so diversely talented.
Hats off to Weird Al Yankovic in putting aside his vegetarianism for riffing on a short about PORK...🐖
Nobody wishes me a happy Saturnalia.
Happy Saturnalia
Happy Saturnalia!
Happy Saturnalia!
He even LOOKS like Crow T Robot.
Bill absolutely destroyed me at 22:11 😆😆😆😝😝😝
“The Al Pacino of trees”
“Whoa, I’m a tree!”
Now THIS feels more like MST3K. Just what felt missing from the Netflix series.
It really boils down to whether Mike is involved in the writing or not, and it's simply the jokes, the rest can be done however goofy and zany as they want but the feature film has to have good riffing and writing for it to closer to the standard we were spoiled with during most MST3K years. There's a reason why Cinematic Titanic wasn't that good, *whistle whistle* "No Mike" (hope someone gets that reference, but from what I know of msties they will get it pretty quickly).
@@wileyschmitt Yes I recall Cinematic Titanic. Saw a free episode on Amazon Prime once. I...can't even bother to remember which one it was, it was so forgetful. No offense to Joel, lord knows he started the whole thing, it's just Mike added a very necessary quality to the show. An edge so to speak.
@@primepm8861 Exactly, and Joel's creative genius were obviously the most important or nothing would've ever been conceived, but humor, though it comes in many varieties which requires a show like this to need multiple writers, is also rare when it comes to quality. Does it also seem that as the years go on this is getting less and less? I don't seek out newer comedy movies, TV shows, or stand up comedians, but I also surprisingly haven't come across much of anything newer that was particularly funny (aside from maybe Rick and Morty, but look how bad the Simpsons got merely due to changing writers).
@@wileyschmitt People don't tend to realize how difficult good comedy writing is, and to have comedic geniuses like Mike, Bill and Kevin still willing to engage in this material after all these years is a blessing to mankind. I can count on one hand the number of TV shows (and, by proxy, writing) that has directly influenced my life over the last 40 years, but MST3K is one of them for certain.
Different versions of Gaylord have been sold even as late as the 80’s.
Pork butchers in porkpie hats.
Is Mom singing or doing her "musical saw" impersonation?
Don't take the X outa Xm...err...wait.
The shake and bake joke 😂😂
"Three Magic Words"....the rebuttal to "The Chicken Of Tomorrow"?
That huge train village was actually cool! ... Look at it!!!
The train is a LIE...😑
I wanted an elf and they sent me a fairy - Santa.
Happy Bloodfeast of our dark lord Cthulu!!
i know the magic word for pork, its called Bacon
Why does that tree sound like a serial killer?
*..quack.*
OMG!! MY PARENT'S NAMES WERE DICK AND ANN , and yes he was
Al has a deeper voice than I expected
That visit to Santa one legitimately looks like a video that would get used in an ARG.
"La la la la, Peter Tork!" That one literally made me lol.
Man, the 50s were a GOOFY time!
The forester resembles Rance Howard.
i thought this had the Rudolph cartoon
Considering the time period, they should be grateful Mrs. Newlywed and co. didn’t break out the jello mold.
25:24 Why instead of all the meat you try to sell, I can recommend something other than pork/ If you'd kindly open wide, you can all just quickly slide, down your gullet a nice solid wooden cork!
Was…was that the Christmas Story parade?
They share the same bathroom and no toilet.
Mrs. Newlywed is HOT!
I agree with that! 😍
I don't see why that in Christmas Rhapsody a puny tree would wax poetic over being someone's Xmas tree, only to eventually become organic waste soon after.🌲
I made a crack about Santa attending a Clay Shaw party and then they made a crack about Santa being in Dallas in 1963. Coincidence?!
Probably.
The first one was the Addams family before things went dark .
Does anybody know if rifftrax is available on dvd on amazon I've tried to search for it but can't really find it on dvd
You want it specifically on DVD? The website might have some options, but usually their live shows are on Blu Ray discs.
@@wileyschmitt thanks for the reply
@@UtopianMagic1408 If you're ever looking for streaming sites to watch Rifftrax on try Pluto TV, oh, and eBay sometimes has Rifftrax blu rays, maybe DVDs too.
✌🎅
"....in Dallas, in 1963!" LMAO....
That pork was probably better than anything today. If only it was made like that today.
Uh oh , So drunk uhhhohh !
HOW DARE THEY! They didn't say "happy [my religion's holiday]"!! Cancelled!!!
This is a good compilation, but in the face of the full special it seems kinda... Small and of no account.
?
@@wileyschmitt That's a repeated line during the Christmas Tree short. Didn't make the cut on this vid
@@MrSleepyweezul Ah now I remember, good one!
Weird Al is vegetarian? i think that's the weirdest thing about this
THat "" Pork "" Chick's "" HAT "".... I need .
24:04 😜😜😜😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣
💕
I'm as excited as dick!
Merry Christmas🎄 I do celebrate Winter Solstice⛄❄🌨🌬 lol, that guy from Simply Red😂❤ OMG, I love model trains🚂🎅
In the Christmas Dream if I were the little girl I wouldn’t take that creepy doll back I mean I know it was a dream but all that doll did was make a mess. No wonder she tossed it.
23:47=I was hoping for a Jehovah Witness
Morally reprehensible??? Wtf??
simple words? how about "FUCKING SHUT UP!!!!!"
Gaylord is almost as good as Cumlord