Best of Rifftrax Xmas Shorts Live (2009)

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  • @rachel_sj
    @rachel_sj Год назад +16

    “Here’s Santa in Dallas in 1963”
    That joke is always hilarious, but it lands differently this December

  • @edwardburek1717
    @edwardburek1717 3 года назад +14

    Watching Christmas specials made in America, in the middle of June - a great British tradition.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 5 лет назад +127

    “He’s also proud of his new sidekick, Prince of Space.”

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +26

      "Prince of Space??"

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 5 лет назад +16

      Pitch’s weapons will have no effect on him!

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 5 лет назад +6

      Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa...

    • @benjamincarrillo6810
      @benjamincarrillo6810 5 лет назад +7

      Prince of Space!

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 5 лет назад +13

      That's how the audience could tell which one of them were MST3K fans. For my money, the best of their shows with Space Mutiny hot on its tail.

  • @davidjunker2772
    @davidjunker2772 4 года назад +68

    “But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight...”
    Kevin: “If you don’t like your toys, then my butt you can bite!”

  • @alibrennan5977
    @alibrennan5977 5 лет назад +84

    "Oh no! I-its neverending! It's just like that story!"
    "...Lost?"
    "Exactly Al! Exactly"

  • @mmka1
    @mmka1 Год назад +13

    Pigs + vegetables = concentrated vegetables
    Therefore:
    Plants + brewing = beer = salad

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 4 года назад +42

    "Quality freshness and cannibalism!"
    Heh, that actually reminds me of one time I was helping out with a breakfast event. There was a ton of bacon they cooked up that gave up a bunch of grease. One of the older gentlemen there collected it all at the end, and someone asked what he was going to do with all of that. He said he was going to add it to the feed that he fed his pigs with. I couldn't help but remark: "So...we're recycling pigs, essentially?"

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @davidolden971
      @davidolden971 3 года назад +1

      ^ ditto what Kelly Weingart Emoti-said

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад

      pigs will eat anything, they don't like sour flavours, but aside from that everything is game

    • @chrisc6857
      @chrisc6857 Год назад +2

      Considering that the mad cow epidemic was caused by feeding cows ground beef that seems like an exceedingly bad idea...

  • @brandonosgood4162
    @brandonosgood4162 Год назад +15

    9:39 “Hohoho! I’m not wearing any pants and nobody knows it, Merry Christmas!”

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Год назад +14

    "Back up, gaylord!"
    It's like fifth grade recess all over again!

  • @zerogee768
    @zerogee768 5 лет назад +28

    20:13 🎶 "You should buy the kind that isn't full of maggots and disease and the butcher hasn't rubbed it on his chest" 🎶 😂

  • @RedHeadKevin
    @RedHeadKevin 8 месяцев назад +4

    I can't buy pork anymore without that song in my head for months

  • @ClopinGirl64
    @ClopinGirl64 5 лет назад +49

    "Did the cat just quack?" 😹

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607
    @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +5

    "🎵You should buy the kind that isn't full of maggots and disease, and the butcher hasn't rubbed it on his chest!🎵" 😁😄😆😅😂🤣

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 5 лет назад +19

    “This is loads of fun. We could watch them for hours.”
    “And you will! Ohhhh, yes, you will! Muhahahaha!”

  • @anthonyeldridge4358
    @anthonyeldridge4358 4 года назад +9

    22:26 "The pork medley is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

  • @alexk8792
    @alexk8792 Год назад +2

    I pray that this vid doesn't get taken down again like it was last time.

  • @CartoonLab
    @CartoonLab 5 лет назад +24

    11:22 I took a big mouthful of milk when this part came up, and tried so hard not to laugh and choke, so I instead spit-taked about half the milk in my mouth all over my laptop, my garbage can, my shirt, my kitchen table, and my kitchen curtains. Still worth it.

    • @zerogee768
      @zerogee768 5 лет назад +5

      I was in a similar situation at 20:13 😂

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 5 лет назад +18

    "Those kids better not be hanging out with that Forrester creep again!"

  • @jameswatts2003
    @jameswatts2003 3 года назад +4

    Omg, that dr who scarf. I need that in my life.

  • @RPULTZ69
    @RPULTZ69 5 лет назад +34

    I didn't know David Lynch made a Christmas film?

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 4 года назад +9

    "Why here he is in Dallas in 1963."

  • @ianvincibl3
    @ianvincibl3 4 года назад +8

    Santa after going down another chimney:
    "HAHAHA! I told you, your chimneys have NO EFFECT ON ME!"

  • @chrisc6857
    @chrisc6857 Год назад +9

    What IS the deal with Hollywood assuming people don't get the tree until Christmas Eve?

    • @robinanddaviddavies8317
      @robinanddaviddavies8317 7 месяцев назад +1

      Actually my family put the tree up on Christmas Eve, but not in secret.

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 5 лет назад +6

    This is my number one Christmas DVD to play each Christmas season. When I went to the theatre to watch the live simulcast, it was snowing and the entire audience made it a true Christmas experience. My favorite was that incredibly weird "A Christmas Dream".

  • @AnthonyBets
    @AnthonyBets 7 месяцев назад +1

    Quality, Freshness, and Flavor. Remember or buckle up for a world of pain!

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Месяц назад +1

    5:03 "Before Dances with Wolves...
    This is the most dignified portrait of Native Americans ever on film"

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 5 лет назад +8

    Wonderful post - these originals are crazy. I was a 70s kid so I saw the end of weird creepy era of stuff that was often in educational/school films that would be played to us as kids.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +4

      And without Joel's genius and Mike's unique brand of humor all those shorts they've done would have simply vanished into total obscurity never to be laughed at.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 5 лет назад +1

      How did you manage to stay awake?

  • @CharlesLaughtonFan
    @CharlesLaughtonFan 5 лет назад +9

    Brilliant editing as usual, Bravo Mr. Schmitt!

  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 4 года назад +11

    27:24 - “It can do all sorts of tricks! Watch! Back up Gaylord!” *[Film starts reversing]*
    I call false advertising!!

  • @cclarke9896
    @cclarke9896 5 лет назад +13

    I would never survive the holidays without MST3K

  • @emilinebelle7811
    @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад +3

    I love these guys so much

  • @nicholasegg0284
    @nicholasegg0284 4 года назад +7

    "I need you tonight--"
    *"WOAH."*

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 5 лет назад +22

    It’s not Christmas if I don’t watch this.

  • @Raymond13557
    @Raymond13557 5 лет назад +15

    19:09 "My fedora protects me from all harm!"

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 лет назад +1

      Patchwork Penguin What’s that from?

    • @Raymond13557
      @Raymond13557 5 лет назад +4

      @@kylestubbs8867 i made it up

  • @LordTalax
    @LordTalax 3 года назад +4

    The Crow actor with his Doctor Who scarf on

  • @WriterJCYoung
    @WriterJCYoung 5 лет назад +12

    "Let's get to the lovin'!"

  • @disneyfan9134
    @disneyfan9134 Месяц назад +3

    31:55
    You shall not pass! 😂😂

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 4 года назад +2

    Thanks to this I’m still waiting for the David Lynch Christmas Special.

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 5 лет назад +7

    Merry Christmas brother, thanks for uploading these vids. I'm getting much enjoyment outta them.

    • @Anynom
      @Anynom 5 лет назад +2

      And Happy Hanukkah, Kicking Kwanzi, Socking St Stevens Day, Rocking Ramadan....

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +1

      I'm going to celebrate the Rocking Dennis Rodmandan this season.

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 4 года назад +4

    DEAR GOD! Did he have his Spinal Cord removed?

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 5 лет назад +25

    "Three Magic Words" really is one of the best--because WEIRDEST--shorts they ever riffed! Were grownups supposed to go to the movies to WATCH THIS?

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 5 лет назад +6

      I'm thinking they were shown either to salespeople/grocers themselves (like "Out Of This World" or "The Selling Wizard") or to kids in Home Ec.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +3

      Such a great collection of live shorts, but that one takes the cake, or pork, especially with Weird Al doing such an amazing job riffing like he's been doing it for years.

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 5 лет назад +3

      @@wileyschmitt I got to see it on the big screen/live simulcast thing a few years back. 8) Also, didn't he make a guest appearance when they riffed one of the Jurassic Po-- er, Park movies?

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +2

      @@AmyLSacks Ha! I'm not sure if he's ever riffed with them besides this, but it sure seems like he has, but him being a natural probably shouldn't be too surprising considering how talented he is.

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 5 лет назад +2

      @@wileyschmitt BTW, I swear: I have an old Bundt™ Pan promo booklet which really does have a (Pork) Sausage Cake recipe in it. I wish I was joking. o_0

  • @moxxiepeppino
    @moxxiepeppino 6 месяцев назад +2

    Man I really like this vide- WEIRD AL!?!?

  • @ilikethecokev2
    @ilikethecokev2 3 года назад +8

    Every one has those 3 magic words!
    "Stop." "No." AND *"DON'T."*

  • @johnry6086
    @johnry6086 5 лет назад +2

    Good upload. Merry Christmas y'all

  • @michaelshepherd5604
    @michaelshepherd5604 4 года назад +2

    I save the various Christmas stuff for the holidays, while I do Christmas fun. All that being said this stuff makes my holiday...

  • @ih8metscowboysknights
    @ih8metscowboysknights 7 месяцев назад +1

    20:43 NC's verbal thrashing of the Disney Emoji Movie brought you here. Don't lie.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 4 года назад +4

    "A doll is fun, to dress and spank"
    No comment XD

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 4 года назад +1

    GOD BLESS THESE GUYS

  • @ladycheyne5607
    @ladycheyne5607 5 лет назад +2

    LMAO!!! Have a Happy New Year🤣🤣🤣🤣That ending had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 5 лет назад +22

    Weird Al!
    "Actually, that looks like crap so see you, good night!"

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +7

      Rarely does adding a guest riffer equate to being much better than the Three Amigos, but it shouldn't surprise me either since Al is so diversely talented.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 месяца назад +1

      Hats off to Weird Al Yankovic in putting aside his vegetarianism for riffing on a short about PORK...🐖

  • @AliasUndercover
    @AliasUndercover 5 лет назад +19

    Nobody wishes me a happy Saturnalia.

  • @kurtreber9813
    @kurtreber9813 3 года назад +1

    He even LOOKS like Crow T Robot.

  • @mylearningaccount
    @mylearningaccount 4 года назад +2

    Bill absolutely destroyed me at 22:11 😆😆😆😝😝😝

  • @primepm8861
    @primepm8861 5 лет назад +21

    Now THIS feels more like MST3K. Just what felt missing from the Netflix series.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +6

      It really boils down to whether Mike is involved in the writing or not, and it's simply the jokes, the rest can be done however goofy and zany as they want but the feature film has to have good riffing and writing for it to closer to the standard we were spoiled with during most MST3K years. There's a reason why Cinematic Titanic wasn't that good, *whistle whistle* "No Mike" (hope someone gets that reference, but from what I know of msties they will get it pretty quickly).

    • @primepm8861
      @primepm8861 5 лет назад +5

      @@wileyschmitt Yes I recall Cinematic Titanic. Saw a free episode on Amazon Prime once. I...can't even bother to remember which one it was, it was so forgetful. No offense to Joel, lord knows he started the whole thing, it's just Mike added a very necessary quality to the show. An edge so to speak.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 лет назад +2

      @@primepm8861 Exactly, and Joel's creative genius were obviously the most important or nothing would've ever been conceived, but humor, though it comes in many varieties which requires a show like this to need multiple writers, is also rare when it comes to quality. Does it also seem that as the years go on this is getting less and less? I don't seek out newer comedy movies, TV shows, or stand up comedians, but I also surprisingly haven't come across much of anything newer that was particularly funny (aside from maybe Rick and Morty, but look how bad the Simpsons got merely due to changing writers).

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 5 лет назад +4

      @@wileyschmitt People don't tend to realize how difficult good comedy writing is, and to have comedic geniuses like Mike, Bill and Kevin still willing to engage in this material after all these years is a blessing to mankind. I can count on one hand the number of TV shows (and, by proxy, writing) that has directly influenced my life over the last 40 years, but MST3K is one of them for certain.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 5 лет назад +13

    Different versions of Gaylord have been sold even as late as the 80’s.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 5 лет назад +10

    Pork butchers in porkpie hats.

  • @DrDespicable
    @DrDespicable 5 лет назад +6

    Is Mom singing or doing her "musical saw" impersonation?

  • @drillthrallable
    @drillthrallable 3 года назад +1

    Don't take the X outa Xm...err...wait.

  • @gogglespisano24
    @gogglespisano24 Год назад +2

    The shake and bake joke 😂😂

  • @snarkus63
    @snarkus63 5 лет назад +13

    "Three Magic Words"....the rebuttal to "The Chicken Of Tomorrow"?

  • @goldenagenut
    @goldenagenut 7 месяцев назад +1

    That huge train village was actually cool! ... Look at it!!!

  • @Verge63
    @Verge63 6 дней назад +1

    I wanted an elf and they sent me a fairy - Santa.

  • @kanna-san.
    @kanna-san. 5 лет назад +7

    Happy Bloodfeast of our dark lord Cthulu!!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 года назад +4

    i know the magic word for pork, its called Bacon

  • @tommybutler731
    @tommybutler731 4 года назад +4

    Why does that tree sound like a serial killer?

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise Год назад +2

    *..quack.*

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +6

    OMG!! MY PARENT'S NAMES WERE DICK AND ANN , and yes he was

  • @seanmiller4170
    @seanmiller4170 5 лет назад +2

    Al has a deeper voice than I expected

  • @avacatherine5646
    @avacatherine5646 4 года назад

    That visit to Santa one legitimately looks like a video that would get used in an ARG.

  • @volfievolfie9079
    @volfievolfie9079 4 года назад

    "La la la la, Peter Tork!" That one literally made me lol.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 4 года назад +2

    Man, the 50s were a GOOFY time!

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 3 года назад +2

    The forester resembles Rance Howard.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 года назад +2

    i thought this had the Rudolph cartoon

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 4 года назад +1

    Considering the time period, they should be grateful Mrs. Newlywed and co. didn’t break out the jello mold.

  • @anthonyeldridge4358
    @anthonyeldridge4358 4 года назад +2

    25:24 Why instead of all the meat you try to sell, I can recommend something other than pork/ If you'd kindly open wide, you can all just quickly slide, down your gullet a nice solid wooden cork!

  • @allainef4f
    @allainef4f Год назад +1

    Was…was that the Christmas Story parade?

  • @Verge63
    @Verge63 6 дней назад +1

    They share the same bathroom and no toilet.

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 4 года назад +4

    Mrs. Newlywed is HOT!

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 4 года назад +2

      I agree with that! 😍

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 3 месяца назад

    I don't see why that in Christmas Rhapsody a puny tree would wax poetic over being someone's Xmas tree, only to eventually become organic waste soon after.🌲

  • @sertorrhenclegane
    @sertorrhenclegane 4 года назад +1

    I made a crack about Santa attending a Clay Shaw party and then they made a crack about Santa being in Dallas in 1963. Coincidence?!
    Probably.

  • @dennismitchell5414
    @dennismitchell5414 Год назад +1

    The first one was the Addams family before things went dark .

  • @UtopianMagic1408
    @UtopianMagic1408 4 года назад

    Does anybody know if rifftrax is available on dvd on amazon I've tried to search for it but can't really find it on dvd

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  4 года назад +2

      You want it specifically on DVD? The website might have some options, but usually their live shows are on Blu Ray discs.

    • @UtopianMagic1408
      @UtopianMagic1408 4 года назад +1

      @@wileyschmitt thanks for the reply

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  4 года назад +1

      @@UtopianMagic1408 If you're ever looking for streaming sites to watch Rifftrax on try Pluto TV, oh, and eBay sometimes has Rifftrax blu rays, maybe DVDs too.

  • @CrystalShaman
    @CrystalShaman 5 лет назад +7

    ✌🎅

  • @nonnobissolum
    @nonnobissolum 4 года назад

    "....in Dallas, in 1963!" LMAO....

  • @DarthPoyner
    @DarthPoyner 3 года назад

    That pork was probably better than anything today. If only it was made like that today.

  • @mikiescomedychannel
    @mikiescomedychannel 3 года назад +1

    Uh oh , So drunk uhhhohh !

  • @GBart
    @GBart Год назад +2

    HOW DARE THEY! They didn't say "happy [my religion's holiday]"!! Cancelled!!!

  • @MrSleepyweezul
    @MrSleepyweezul 3 года назад +1

    This is a good compilation, but in the face of the full special it seems kinda... Small and of no account.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  3 года назад

      ?

    • @MrSleepyweezul
      @MrSleepyweezul 3 года назад +1

      @@wileyschmitt That's a repeated line during the Christmas Tree short. Didn't make the cut on this vid

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  3 года назад +1

      @@MrSleepyweezul Ah now I remember, good one!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 года назад +3

    Weird Al is vegetarian? i think that's the weirdest thing about this

  • @kentcox5788
    @kentcox5788 3 года назад

    THat "" Pork "" Chick's "" HAT "".... I need .

  • @mylearningaccount
    @mylearningaccount 4 года назад

    24:04 😜😜😜😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣

  • @vhm14u2c
    @vhm14u2c 4 года назад +1

    💕

  • @EmployeeJoe630
    @EmployeeJoe630 5 лет назад +1

    I'm as excited as dick!

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 5 лет назад +1

    Merry Christmas🎄 I do celebrate Winter Solstice⛄❄🌨🌬 lol, that guy from Simply Red😂❤ OMG, I love model trains🚂🎅

  • @mysticloverfairy1
    @mysticloverfairy1 4 года назад

    In the Christmas Dream if I were the little girl I wouldn’t take that creepy doll back I mean I know it was a dream but all that doll did was make a mess. No wonder she tossed it.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 4 года назад

    23:47=I was hoping for a Jehovah Witness

  • @deafmusician2
    @deafmusician2 5 лет назад +1

    Morally reprehensible??? Wtf??

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 года назад

    simple words? how about "FUCKING SHUT UP!!!!!"

  • @livelybubbs6242
    @livelybubbs6242 4 года назад

    Gaylord is almost as good as Cumlord