Karlach: "I want to ride you till you see the stars." Me: "Hold that thought." *Drinking every fire resistant potion in the bag.* I really like how forward Karlach is about everything.
Right? Only ever had one woman be that forward with me. Every other one beats around the bush or drops these oh so "obvious" hints that not a single soul could pick up on.
"I'll go back to my bunk. We may not be able to touch yet, but you've given me a lot to _think_ about" "Yeah, same, my right hand is about to get real busy and its arm real sore"
had a similar scene with my female human warlock. Problem being I'm already in a relationship with Shadowheart, so have to wait a while. She asks me if i can find a way to cool her down, which I can, but until Shadow gives the OK it's just Pillow Talk
"I'd like to drink potion of fire resistance." You uhhh... You can't. You're all out. "Ah, very well. Living through it was a luxury anyway... I'd like to go R A W!"
hear me out: Investiture of flame. You become immune to fire and Karlach is resistant to fire because she's a tiefling, and also she can go totemic, rage while fucking, for 1/4 damage, and you'll see stars and planets ang whole universes while the rage-rides you until she has 1 hp left.
weird choices they didn't add something permitting you to touch her without being burned, I men tieflings and some dragonborns are fire resistant, you could just add a spell or a potion or something that make you immune to fire and TADA
Ok this might be a stupid question, but I don’t have the game yet. I don’t even have a PS5 or Xbox S/X. If you’re a Tiefling, why would she burn you when she gets hot or whatever? You’re both the same race. I’m obviously missing something here.
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*Drinking potion of fire resistance noises intensifies*
He's a tiefling...he doesn't even need one
@@valandil7454NO NEED TO ROLL NEEDLESS CONSTITUTION CHECKS. FUCK ROLLING DICE, DRINK THE POTION JUST TO BE *SURE!*
I probably wouldn’t need a potion either.
As a Minecraft player, I see this as an absolute win
Or absorb magicka 100%
Karlach: "I want to ride you till you see the stars."
Me: "Hold that thought." *Drinking every fire resistant potion in the bag.*
I really like how forward Karlach is about everything.
Girl's survived literal hell AND is on a timer
Gotta Strike when the irons hot.....but not that I mean.
Luckily, Tieflings have fire resistance ;3
Don't drink all of them. The effects don't stack.
*me running towards you*
" The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
More like burned and chared but still worth it 😂
zap branagin
Try charcoaled😂
@@kamarreingram5045 *charred
my kids says this reminded them of finn and the fire princess from adventure time lol @@kamarreingram5045
"They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go." - Ned Flanders
Have you ever seen that film with Brendan Fraiser and the devil is Elizabeth Hurley? That statement pretty much is true.
It’s called Bedazzled
Immediatly goes to merchant and sees fire resistance potions:
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Protagonist: Do you perchance have any need of an investor? Or business partner?
😂
Seller: "My potions are too str-"
*Tav reaches over, grabs by collar
Tav: "YOUR. ENTIRE. STOCK."
Like Kenny buying Jonas brothers tickets for Tammy
0:46 the actress ad-libbed that "Yes!" and I love it :)
How do you know that?
Karlach is the best because people are tired of dealing with mental gymnastics and mind games. People are too afraid to speak their minds and be open.
Right? Only ever had one woman be that forward with me. Every other one beats around the bush or drops these oh so "obvious" hints that not a single soul could pick up on.
Remember you have to be good looking to be this forward 💀otherwise you're a creep
Tbf everyone in BG3 is super forward with you, it's like the best thing about them
Well not gale, astarion, or even wyll somehow they are more secretive than the dark goddess worshipper…
@@nathanieljefferies5491 Astarion is just my insecure baby.
Gael has no good social skills. Wyll just... well, he's Wyll.
Sis let her intrusive thoughts with that stars line
Not gonna lie this character made me buy the game.
Same here
Same🎉
Same
Same
I can see why, it's quite rare to get such character nowadays. I mean it's rare to get pretty character in the west but yea.
Karlach: Gods, I want to ride you 'til you see stars.
Me: WITNESS ME!
WITNESS!!!
*_WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
*WHAT A **_LOVELY_** DAY!*
*YE SHALL BE RIDDEN ETERNAL, **_WITH FIRE AND CHAINS!_*
😂.
Astarion would be the one to say "Mediocre!" I bet...
“She’s giving me mixed signals.”
The “mixed signals”: 1:37
Lord, for real tho if someone fumbled after a statement like that saying that "I wasn't sure" like I'm sorry you need to put down
God, she is adorable...
She is in deed and point of fact the Best Girl. To be fair I'd risk the burns to give her a hug and a head pat... she deserves them.
She is :)
She is such a honeybun ❤
Puppo energy
@@Chpow01Same I would hug her too
Dad said to never stick it in a furnace, but he didn’t know it would come with a pair of sexy horns.
Real.
"I'll go back to my bunk. We may not be able to touch yet, but you've given me a lot to _think_ about"
"Yeah, same, my right hand is about to get real busy and its arm real sore"
finally a strong woman I can get behind, she is too precious, and deserves a happy ending
Oh myyyy
@@MyLux777 am I wrong though?
@@GeneralIVAN894 no sir not at all she made me get the game. And now I'm glad I bought it this game is really good.
@@MyLux777 good for you having money (I spent mine in Deep Rock Galactic and I'm not regretting it)
I cant get behind.
I wanna see her eyes.
Alright imma have to buy this game
On me. I’m on my way to clap some red cheeks
Don’t forget to wipe the Cheeto dust off your triple chin
@mryoung6090 she'll ride you actually, she has a huge dong
@@brabiz67No, it makes me look like more of a Tiefling...
@@brabiz67😂
Karlach: I *will* ride you till you see stars
Me *drinks 1000 fire resistance potions*
Don't do it they don't stack.
*rushing to stop you*
Where would one acquire a cockring of fire resistance? Asking for a friend...
I read this with a British accent💀
Lmao
i love the flotting mugs when everyone is asleep
Brace yourselves Karlach cosplays coming this summer. And I'm here for it.
2:36 When you eat that HOT pizza and your mouth gets burned but you don't stop...
"I want to ride you till you see the stars."
Whoops, seems like I've fallen in love with her, again...
That “yes!” is the funniest shit bro 😭😭
Ride me Karlach did. Like a fucking Amazonian on our date.
:drinks 5 greater potions of fire resistance & cast endure elements..: 😎 8 hours or 5 saving throw... hope he can handle it solider...
had a similar scene with my female human warlock. Problem being I'm already in a relationship with Shadowheart, so have to wait a while. She asks me if i can find a way to cool her down, which I can, but until Shadow gives the OK it's just Pillow Talk
I just sorta ditched Shadowheart for Karlach... Worth it
A girl’s gotta eat
" female human warlock "? Isn't a warlock a name a male witch
It is in the mundane world we inhabit, but we are playing a game lol. And in BG3 it's just another class @@bqw2094
@@bqw2094they’re not gonna have 2 different names for the same class
"I'd like to drink potion of fire resistance."
You uhhh... You can't. You're all out.
"Ah, very well. Living through it was a luxury anyway... I'd like to go R A W!"
Forgot Fire Resistance Potions, we'll be needing that in IV form.
1:28 I love that floating cup next to Karlach’s head
the fucking "yes" got me wheezin
I wish everyone in here to have someone in there life to tell them this
2:39 sound like she's going to cry afther hurting you so sweet best girl ngl.
This caught me off guard hard and I was drinking water when she said this.
her lil “yes”
Best girl of the whole game.
HAHA you can see that at 1:30 the party is actually awake but invisible behind them drinking from the cups XD
Character Looks up : Damn, I didnt last very long did I....
The lil "yes!!" is so cute
Fire resistance noises get louder 😂
Ok not gunna lie, your PC legit looks like if Geralt was born Tiefling
Karlach genuinely makes me sad. Such a tragic but happy character.
Gods, I wanna have girl like Karlach in real life....
Aameen to that brother, sure you will find her 😊
I hope heaven has fantasy girls, if i'll ever reach it of course.
0:43 the look of "ooooohhhhh, mommy, I'm so getting laid tonight" on him is hilarious
So how many fire resistance potions would you like?
Me: yes
I threw a bottle of water at her. Gave us a few seconds of cool down.
In other words : plenty of time to do the business 😎
Would that hurt her?
anybody else notice the floating tankard being drunk by nothing in the background?
Ghosts enjoy partying too
Man, I got friendzoned even in a game. In my entire playthrough she kept on saying one damn line "hey soldier, copper for thoughts".
That guy’s race isn’t immune to fire?
Should be... apparently Karlach is too hot 😆
Resistant, but not immune. It still hurts, just less than it would hurt anybody else.
Boo, hottest girl but she will burn you. (pun intended)
Ye, DnD rules, you get resistances but no immunity
Also if i recall the smithy that fixes up the engine, is a tiefling, and struggles with its heat
@@Northalix Tieflings are only resistant to fire, not immune. You're thinking actual devils.
Well if i'm going to burn, then i'm going to burn.
Please hurry up with the Xbox release! I need to romance this cute devil looking women!
Me: *When planning to romance others in another run*
Karlach: "Hey soldier."
Me: "Dang it, mama K"
18 Constitution, hooked up with drip feeds of fire resistance, cure serious wounds and lesser restoration potions: “Let’s do this!”
Human Torch: FLAME ON!
She's the only one you can call the hottest woman on the planet and it makes a lot of sense
“How would you like that cooked?”
Yes
The first time she said this to me I was drinking tea. I almost choked because I was laughing so hard.
hear me out: Investiture of flame. You become immune to fire and Karlach is resistant to fire because she's a tiefling, and also she can go totemic, rage while fucking, for 1/4 damage, and you'll see stars and planets ang whole universes while the rage-rides you until she has 1 hp left.
Karlach is so damn cute. Such a big softie
He's a Teifling. They have fire resistance.
Still sticking their thing in a furnace has got to hurt abit
@@Etheral101ok but hear me out: that’s definitely a kink for some of them. If mfs can be into ice play irl flamussy gotta be peak
My first romance, and man, from steam metrics, I can't fucking belive only 5%tish of players went through with it until act 3, she is so neat.
Am I the only one who saw the running shield/barrel in the background?
When Fire Immunity rings become betrothal items.
Bro that was awesome
weird choices they didn't add something permitting you to touch her without being burned, I men tieflings and some dragonborns are fire resistant, you could just add a spell or a potion or something that make you immune to fire and TADA
look at all the floating mugs about
at 1:30 I see a fly cup behind Karlach. >_>
I wonder why she doesn’t confess to you first even if you have a high approval with her. She only confesses after someone else in camp asks you out 😔😩
sorry i dont really know what happened, i was too busy looking at the floating cups drinking themselves in the background.
🎶 Glory Glory, what a helluva way to die 🎶
Her, Halsin, Wyll and Astarion at the same time.
1:38 yessssir
Karlach: *Exists*
Me(Dank Urge): KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Aka Disintegrate)
1:25 you have a invisible man look at the scene behind you 😂
Gosh, she's so adorable!!! But it sucks that you can't read a single thing of the text, i feel like you cut a choice after the "i like you" choice .
Fire resistance potion recipe *please!!!* 💥💥💥🛎💥💳💥💳💥💳
Love her so much🥰🥰🥰
Screw that potion, make me what she is and we can ride the stars forever!
Id love to see the stars with karlach
Tieflings have fire resistance
her dialogue is very... hot ;)
"i'd be in a puddle on the floor" jeeeez XD
Ok this might be a stupid question, but I don’t have the game yet. I don’t even have a PS5 or Xbox S/X. If you’re a Tiefling, why would she burn you when she gets hot or whatever? You’re both the same race. I’m obviously missing something here.
4:09 oh shit order....dam😶🤷♂️👌
Tbh best way to create a character to make ur mc smaller then this goddess
Cant get this to trigger at all anymore
1:35 you’re welcome.
Big mama got her big papa... finally!
if i miss the scene by the campfire does that mess up the romance?
NGL if a girl told me this on the first date…I’ll marry her on the spot
I feel like romancing Karlach as another tiefling takes away some of the hotness from being with this large devil woman.
It isn't snu snu anymore.
Im a brass dragon, let's go
Damn we got rizzed up by a demon
This is wrong. Karlach only says this to my TAV
very nice
nice!
I think I speak for all men when I say *this is the type we want*
I already put my rizz points in shadowheart 😢
1:37 im scaroused
Love Karlach ❤
I'm invested you told ne riding is available i can download a mod for fire immunity and resistance i can do it ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔ none stop me
Finn and Flame Princess