Talking cat from South Park "oh long Johnson"

[@NOTHING-bg5gc]

“ oh long John
Oh long Johnson
Oh Don peeeano
Oh ooh eyes ya”

[@youchoob8090]

“OH! OH LONG JOHNSON! OHHHH LONG JOHNSON” **Gets hit by a train**

[@Daniel_Antonio_Arellano782]

😂😂

[@DaBaldMan]

Oh don piano 😢

[@Itsoooobored]

This is comment is a line from South Park

[@lysandracarthans971]

JOHSON GOT HIT BY A TRAIN

[@I_love_cinnamorollXD]

😂😂

[@RaidenShogun278]

Oh long John, oh long Johnson..oh long piano *snort* All all eyes yah..
- a wise man

[@userioIXAT]

“Oh no John”
“Oh no John’s dead”
“I don’t care”
“Oh yeah yeah yeah” 💀
R.I.P John
John and Jack:
The betrayal 😿
Chapter 1: intro
John and Jack were brothers. Jack was nice to his parents, but on the other side John was a spoiled brat who got everything he wanted. Jack was a normal 3 yr old cat and John is also 3 years old but he is the popular cat at
school
Chapter 2:Love found
Jack found this cat, the popular girl, Jess. He immediately fell in love once he saw Jess. Jess liked Jack, until she found John. Jess still loved Jack but John… she was attracted to him like a magnet! Months pass by, and Jess is only falling more for John than Jack!
Chapter 3: Where the betrayal starts…
Until… Jess likes both! She secretly starts cheating on Jack! Months go by and she is more into John and… one day Jack finds out about this because, when he goes to his brother’s room he’s not there! There’s a note on his desk, “Mom, Dad, and Jack, I have made a choice that will impact me, and you guys… I have run away to another country with my girlfriend, Her name is Jessica Jane, I’m sorry… and I hope you forgive me..!” Jack and his parents are devastated… his parents wasted 3 years of their lives, and Jack… he has no one to play or have fun with, and he was also betrayed!
Chapter 4: tracking!
…Jack remembers! John was spoiled and he had 3 phones! And he has left one on his desk! He goes through the texts, “Meet me in Sharjah, Dubai, and you know specifically where!” Jack scrolls and scrolls through the texts to see where specifically they are, but he can’t find it… days pass by and Jack gets more furious and furious throughout the days, and he finds a text “I’ll give you one of my phones cupcake 😻” and Jack finds the gps John put on his phone and the other phone which now belongs to Jess and it says the location, Sharjah, Dubai, ******** so he saves, and saves until he flies to where they are and takes a taxi too, and he unzips his backpack that he snuck past airport security. And that backpack has a… gun…
Chapter 5: The end of the road
Jack goes to their apartment and goes to their room and busts the door open! And Jack sees John and Jess kissing… He unzips his backpack and pulls out his shotgun and… says “it’s the end of the road” 3 shots were heard from other rooms…
Jack kills Jess with the first shot, John with his second shot, and says “Oh no John, Oh no John’s dead, I don’t care! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah…” before shooting the last shot while turning the gun on himself… The end…
Rest in peace Jack Hills 2021-2024
Rest in peace John Hills 2021-2024
Rest in peace Jessica Jane 2022-2024
Rest… In… Peace

[@Quagnire]

W

[@Feline_Life9084]

On long john
Oh long johnson
Hold on tight oh
OHH YOYOYO

[@ItsKloudy]

Does it say "Hold on Tight oh" Or "I don't care"?

[@Feline_Life9084]

@@ItsKloudyThis is what i think i hear but I don’t really know?

[@Imindoyklol]

"Oh long John, Oh Long Johnson"
- A wise cat

[@DaddySukuna1]

True😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WaylonGTAG]

Fr 😂

[@lesleyM84]

this absolutely precious puss!! I will neverrrrr tire of his vocals!! i have watched his video probably like a hundred times over the last several years!!

[@BeckBeckGo]

He sounds like an ancient mariner about to tell a haunting tale of the sea.

[@Dikmyve]

Reminds me of Mr Miyagi

[@Gmodenjoyeronsteam]

"Oh long jhon"
"Oh long jonson"
"Oh don peeeino"
"OOOOOH all all eyes ya"

[@actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190]

Next All the live long day.

[@andrewriel2321]

Alll long John’s day.

[@Aarvan2]

Its not oh do peeeino its hold on tight ohhhhh

[@andrewriel2321]

@@Aarvan2 it’s oh don piaaaano

[@rarespucani]

​@@Aarvan2 that cat is so sus

[@Phyletus]

From south park this was a legend cat before south park

[@Tuzzz94]

When he said "Oh don piano", I felt that

[@tarahj478]

I had a cat like this that lived super long and said something like "yyyoung giiiiirrrrrllll" when he needed to get into my bedroom door at night...it was trippy but was so cool at the same time. I swear he was like a smart old dude. RIP Buttons ❤💐

[@dylanalcazar8931]

😿

[@iNeedNitra]

Rip Buttons🫶

[@tarahj478]

Aw man, u guys rock❤

[@Sukunasweep81]

Buttons will be misser

[@Morphfiend]

RIP Buttons, gone but never forgotten 🖤

[@Noemy36777]

Oh long johnson…oh long johnson.

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

Oh long johnnnnn
Oh long johnson
Oh long piano
Why I eyes ya
All the live long day

[@realzachfluke1]

Why I eyes ya lol. That's a new one

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

@realzachfluke1
Just listen, you'll hear it, lol.

[@salomejensen7944]

OH DON PIAAANO * snorts * 🥹😻😂

[@andrewriel2321]

WHYYYYYYYYYYY I EYES YA

[@sharikmarius]

LOL!!

[@salomejensen7944]

@@andrewriel2321 😂😂😂

[@andrewriel2321]

@@salomejensen7944😂

[@myuh-yq7sf]

​@@andrewriel2321eyes??

[@jackhew93]

Talks like a 99 yo lady

[@DaddySukuna1]

Facts

[@TimeTraveller969]

Imagine he’s just a wizard like starting a spell, or telling you you messed up, or summoning long Johnson 😂

[@heartlessvngel]

Other cat meowing in the background: "dude are you fucking high?"

[@kirstinvincent85]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@Godzilla20191]

This cat was actually scared of the other cat in the background that’s why it was doing this in the first place in the longer deleted version he becomes chill and the and and looks around like nothing happened

[@FootballTheory7]

Oh long john
Oh long Johnson
**Ancient language**
All eyes on ya

[@Haggislfc]

I think the man of the house made this cat see something he cant ever unsee

[@OrangepyramidOSC]

*Oh long johnson*

[@syedafarzana8339]

😮😮

[@artsmashhh]

Cats usually arch their back with their fur sticking up when they're pissed off

[@shanelizotte6318]

There was another cat out of frame meowing at him. They put the other cat in front of him which is what caused this legendary reaction.

[@AshAndBrayYT]

Lyrics:
Oh long john,
Oh long Johnson,
On the piano.
Why I eyes ya

[@shayoroblox]

Oh long john
Oh long johnsen
Oh lon jong
Oh long long long long long jonson

[@Natethebored1]

"Oh long John, Oh Long Johnson..."
"Hold on tigggghtt oh."
"Ohhhhhh la la la."

[@covenant157]

Oh long john, oh lonh johnson, oh don piano, why i eyes ya, (all the live long day)/oh la la leh. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@navynew]

FAITH HILLING IS MY FAV SOUTH PARK EPISODE!!!

[@ZelixGD]

Oh long Johnn
Oh ling Johnson
Oh long PEHHHHHooo
OOOOH LONG JUNSON

[@Abie-o4r]

Oh long john
Oh long johnson
Oh long Piano

[@P4ND3R550N]

"Oh long Johnson! Oh long Johnson. Oh Don Piano. Oh i eyes ya!"

[@bluediamond327]

This cat raised me

[@Charley-richmond]

I swear when I get a cat, this will be the first thing I will teach them

[@dandobrasan4942]

OH DON PIANO 🎶🎵🎹

[@braddage101]

Out of all the coherent sentences that could have been spoken first by a non human species, it chose to say oh long Johnson.

[@Baldigun_Real]

Bro can really speak (but for some reason oh long John oh long johnson sounds weird)

[@charlietheturdil8632]

"From south park" 🙃

[@davidallen6434]

I Had A Tabby That Made The No No No Sounds When He Would Throw-up 😅

[@Mybeautifulfamily-17]

“Oh long John,oh long Johnson”

[@ScottMiller-h3c]

The cat has been watching South Polk

[@Esmehognose]

I know it’s a meme rn so I’m gonna say it it sounds like the cats saying oi oi oi

[@PrincessZelda_is_My_Side_Chick]

DON PIAAAAANO
DON DON PIAAAAAANO

[@noonespecial4171]

South Park ... kids, we watched this on TV late 1990s.

[@VGMPlus]

“Oh Long John”
“Oh Long Johnson”
“Oh don piano”
*licks lips*
“Why I eyes ya”

[@ashleigh123abc]

MAXWELL?????😳😳😳😳

[@sillyjennymedia2507]

I love this.

[@angelamarie222]

It’s the snort that gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂

[@Roselandin]

LoL 😂 the cat gets it entirely especially from my point of view I am Stephanie Anne Marlowe and I myself like a long Johnson 😅

[@juierman]

hahaha is so funny south park

[@BerberisMuncher]

Guy named johnson watching this video:😱😰☠👻

[@kingchicken5443]

Honey he’s doing it again get the Bible

[@jakev1972]

From south park? This was on long before they talked about it

[@ChickenPop2023]

That's where the majority of the people know it from.

[@mattizzle81]

@@ChickenPop2023 South Park put it on there because it was a pop culture reference that they thought people would recognize

[@Upash09]

@@ChickenPop2023 most people know it from youtube

[@pretzel610AD]

@@Upash09 i got it from south park. ngl that episode was good

[@tpzemrld]

I recognized it from AFHV

[@julianf.wheeler3665]

“Oh (Speaker of the House) Mike Johnson! :-)

[@hamster4249]

Oh long john oh long Johnson oh long johnsonson

[@BritishBomby250]

He's praying to long john

[@Mrcornguy-x7k]

It's like he is about to tell us a very very scary tale

[@luismejicano1602]

He say ohh long John ohhh long Johnson 😂😂

[@carolinelander5161]

Bro swallowed like a million times 😂😂

[@MohamadAbuFoudeh-yy5dk]

OH LONG JOHN
OH LONG JEEIIIOOO

[@nedmerrill6228]

King of the cats.

[@Lopezfam210]

All I hear is that TRAIN!!!!

[@blackhearteddmg27]

ITS A TRAAAAAAAIN!!!

[@2TimessJ]

Ooh long Johnson

[@JudeKMarado]

This cat made it in a South Park episode 😅😂

[@johnnywise2498]

And wraps up with oi,oi,oi,yeah

[@janinecarson8380]

Oh long john...
Oh long johnson...
Oh johnson..
Yo yo yo

[@user-hv2bj3ph5u]

Listen to the remix it’s amazing lol and funny

[@karinakutakova6897]

Oh long john oh long johnson ol ong zneeeee UPS olooololo

[@Mr.Purplebear]

bro's praying to one of his ancestors

[@aspieangel1988]

Oh long Johnson
Oh long Johnson
I don’t care
Oy oy oy 😂

[@buwhite]

He's saying: oi oi oi

[@emmagreene1142]

Oh LoNg JoHn Oh LoNg 😂😂

[@jeremiasuantak789]

Cat sleeping 😴
Oh long Jonson 3×
Oh yeah yeah yeah eay

[@EL-REILLY]

The Colonel .... RIP

[@Capi_math]

at the end he forgets what to say

[@Glizze20]

Skinwalker spotted talking!🚨 wait no its a kitty cat!! Awww come here
*Turns into skinwalker and bites me
Me bleeding out the cat*: oh long Johnson

[@yanirisestevez9681]

This cat said oh long Johnson because it watched to much South Park

[@raysanchez6735]

Oh long, John, oh, long, Johnson

[@cathyspiller7154]

Like I'm big Billy set to music.

[@gerryhenderson2364]

Oh long Jon oh long Johnson oh long grrrr eeee

[@6969parakeet]

Long johnson, ohhhh, oooh long long john

[@tiveseumgatogamerdeverdade]

"OH YOYOYO" The End 😾

[@RealApolloFN]

Oh don piaaano

[@sharonjacksonhorton4308]

Bro his really talking tom

[@Blindsqurillbaits]

I was watching the south ark episode and my sis was like what do I had to show her o long joshen 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@CornwellFamily]

Oh long Jhon oh long jonson oh long daaaa oof zzzz I yem yearn yiy yiy oof

[@Tamar_H]

Hold on tight, oh!

[@Gray_tigerproductions]

“Johnson” 💀

[@catlovesicetea7978]

oh long jhon oh long jonson oh jonsonn ÆÆÆÆ

[@michaelkrull3331]

Translation:
The cats are planning an uprising. The decline of the human species is inevitable. O don piano. The streets will run red with your blood.

[@lynnnnNG]

Oh long John a long Johnson stay on pay hmmmm-long Johnson cat

[@blackAngelProductions]

My cat made weird noises like this whenever she saw other cats

[@Sophia-ph3zv]

-oh long John oh long Johnson-

[@cbr180]

we all live in a oh long johnson

[@karinakutakova6897]

Grumpy cat

[@oZumbiAnalitico]

ooooh Long Jonh, oh Long Jonh, oh Long Jonhson, i don't care, the Eyes of Adja, i know nothing ..... the legend says that whom, who possess the eyes of Adja will be granted immortality, but only in animal form ....

[@bditbc5402]

OHHH LONG JOHNSONNNNNNNNN BRO😂

[@rs4286]

"ooooh Boris Johnson"

[@roseesquibel5916]

Oh hold on jonson

[@immortalspear]

RIP Colonel

[@Fizz_2035]

oh long Jhon
oh long Johnson
oh don peeeeno oh no no no

[@Therian-j5h]

Ohhh long lalala

[@PupdudePwns]

Oh Don Piaaaaano

[@6969parakeet]

I want one of those

[@bditbc5402]

This makes me 😂