usa vs canada politics
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- Опубликовано: 20 апр 2021
- ohhhh canada! here we go with another vidya'. i enjoy highlighting different american figures and expanding on all the unique aspects of politics with each new video. which country should i showcase next? thanks for all of your continued support!
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“Do u smoked crack cocaine?”
“Exactly”
. . . perhaps
lol i saw saw him in a convenience store twice and once trying to jog in Toronto
@@UhtredOfBamburgh “trying” hahah
yeah man passed away a few years ago. shits sad
@@jacksgames241 its cause he smoked crack cocaine
not “zombies don’t recognise borders” ...
“canada will NEVER become a safe haven for zombies” the fact that this is even up for discussion is so funny to me 💀
Ehats the time stamp?
@@npcimknot958 Why ?
@@npcimknot958 fr
@@cn2673 Dude you're living in the heaven. If you wanna see whats cancer politicals im inviting you to Russia.
@@cn2673 yeah you right and you need to be grateful imo.
I do not use crack cocaine! 😊
Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. 🙁
this shit has me ROLLING
@@npcimknot958 oh damn-
Should check the leaked video
Rob Ford smoked crack cocaine, and after accusations he denied it, but then a video was found of him smoking it, and he admitted to it. He died a couple years back due to cancer or something, and I hear it might have had something to do with smoking crack.
@@ronald2042 That’s actually so sad. It must have been weird to be in the public eye during all of that too, he must have been super paranoid constantly.
his approval rating went up 2% and gave him a comfortable majority as Toronto mayor after he said that, people liked him MORE after he admitted to smoking crack coaine lmao
"I've never been affected by peer pressure, I drink and do drugs without anyone telling me to"
And the blackface of course, completely by his own free will, can't even use peer pressure as an excuse for that one.
@@RenegadeShepard69 bruhhh that black face . bwahahah
All me baby
Who is that
Mr. Ford with his yes I smoked cracked cocaine probably helped get him elected in a city like Toronto lol. If he didn't he would have to pretend he did for street credit.
Canada: Z O M B I E S
America: Regan with a jet pack and a dinosaur with a tattered America flag
Quebec. They’re not part of Canada.
@CIA: Central Intelligence Agency Quebec was declared a nation within Canada, and they haven’t signed onto the constitution. So, not part of Canada.
@@animateddepression nah Quebec will stay in cananda
@@animateddepression "Quebec was declared a nation *within* Canada"
"so not part of Canada"
@@animateddepression sounds like Quebec copium to me
Reagan: “I forgot what I was gonna say”
America: applauds
didnt he die from alzheimer?
He was clearly joking in that clip.
Next thing you know Biden'll be doing the same lol
Except he has the superhuman ability to climb stairs using his entire body, backwards upwards, don't think Reagan could do that.
Biden: ha ha so relatable
@@frog6527
dude biden will do that but hes gonna say”i forgot where i am, where am i??why am i here?”
I love how zombie apocalypse prevention is of utmost importance in Canada
I am baffled as to why our government had to have a debate about zombies. Like lol as if that’ll ever actually happen.
@@brianisme6498 ya never know
I looked it up, it seems to have been an elaborate joke at the expense of Quebec's security department using a zombie attack scenario as a training exercise.
Maybe I should move to Canada..
America does have a contingency plan for zombies
1:10, for the non-canadians that want the context, it is a tradition for the Speaker of the House of Commons to be dragged to his seat
not just Canadians, UK parliament also has that tradition
Tradition?! You that's funny af 😂
Why?
@@bobthegreatreee3185 iirc the speaker was originally the person who had to report parliament's actions to the king, so if it angered the king he'd be on the end of the abuse, so the speaker was dragged to that seat against their will, but idk why it became a performative tradition.
@@bobthegreatreee3185 back in the old days, the speaker had to report directly to the Queen/King about what happens in the House, and if the Queen/King did not like what they heard, they would execute the speaker, so they were dragged to the speaker's seat.
American politics: *REEEEE*
Canadian politics: How to prevent zombie?
We’re so close together we can share the dunce cap
Naw Canada is more like: AHHH Guns are scary so let's ban them and how can we fuck over the part of the country that isn't Quebec and Ontario?
Are you kidding? Tons of reeeing in Canadians parliament.
Also American politics: reagan with an equipped rocket launcher while riding a raptor holding an american flag
@@LiqquidAss what do you mean, I though murica was the only country with bad politicians and that everywhere else was a paradise. 😳
Are we all gonna forget that time Obama pulled a chaos emerald out of his back pocket? How do you not have that clip?
Mr President, put your hands behind your head
Chaos control!
ruclips.net/video/3tM0Sow-2r8/видео.html
Here you go
You mean the C H A O S E M E R A L D S?
Obama has a Tomar emerald??
Bruh Mayor Rob Ford had his own Bill Clinton moment lmao. "I have never used crack cocaine"
"I've got more than enough to eat at home."
You’re right brotha, what a meatball hahaha!
@Amir Babs would like to know too
Rob was a beautiful man
He suddenly ran out of this meeting once and just ran some lady over. I laugh hard every time i see it.
If anyone's wondering about the zombie thing, it was a mock exercise/campaign for emergency preparedness that brought together lots of different scenarios, meant to grab people's attention
I mean, it's probable enough to be mentioned XD
Thank you I was confused like wtf😂
I honestly wanted that to be a real thing
Obama: “Where’s the Stanley cup right now?”
All the Canadian players on the team: 😐
Like the Tampa Bay Lightning! There's 14 Canadian players on that team lol
This just hits different now lol- rip habs😔😂
@@getsmarty7603 15 Canadians actually compared to the 6 Americans
@@ElleHartStrings I knew I was close lol
@@getsmarty7603 and choice not to live in Canada anymore who would have thunk it
2:59 Spongebob writing an essay be like
Underrated comment
Lmaoo. Perfect comment.
Still a top ten president.
That's exactly what I was thinking about
@@adams9932 How's that trickle down coming?
“Yes I have smoked crack cocaine”
watch know bout rolling down in the deep
@@blockbasher6475 when the brain goes numb
@@EnglishItalian1 you called that mental freeze
@@knekoosh1613 people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah
@@kaksidaksi3455 I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
“I ask the chair, you know what this is? It’s a snowball, just from outside there. So it’s very, very cold out”
Yo what the fuck
That's Sen. Inhofe and he thought he was disproving climate change lmao
@@maxwellerickson7066 he was denying global warming. Because... it’s really cold out...
that’s how it works.
Climate change is real
Not global warming
He had the same energy as
"The earth is flat cause the ground is flat. I don't see a curve"
@@Zack-bl2gg Actually like yesterday it was like really warm. 1000% global warming debunked debunked!!1!
Mans has never heard of averages
3:11 when the crack cocaine finally hits
Pepsi is better
ya i wanna write this joke
@@TabooGroundhog yep
*exactly*
1:30
1:59
*Man really just said "Global warming doesn't exist because it's cold outside"*
Sadly it's a common argument
He's genius
“Baby, it’s coooollldd, oooouutsideeee!”
Well I mean, to be fair global warming doesn’t exist. Climate change however is very real and effects a lot. A lot of people use global warming in exchange for the proper term ‘ climate change ‘ which I don’t mind, science can be very confusing sometimes lmao. Global warming is more of a, childish way to say climate change, and I’m not being picky, it’s just there’s a lot of people that do know global warming isn’t real but climate change is, and I just want to educate people on the differences just in case you or others reading this come into an argument with someone that knows the difference yenno
seems legit
“first of all, the rocket launcher strapped to president reagon’s back, and then the stirring unmistakable patriotism of the velociraptor holding up a tattered american flag.”
i dunno what kind of parliament session is going on here but it’s the kind that i want in on
Yes
I honestly forgot what they were talking about but to me and other Americans I find absolutely stupid that a Senate Republican has to show that stupid ass picture of one of the worst presidents I guarantee you wouldn’t want your Senate or Congress in general to be like those stupid Republicans
@@emperorpalpatine7161 wah wah 😭
Ronal Reagan with a *Russian RPG-7* strapped to his back
I believe they were discussing the Green New Deal. The whole session was hilarious. Senate Republicans basically took it as seriously as it deserved to be taken.
Oh boy, get ready for Australia, the country where the prime minister gets accused of shitting himself at a Macca’s in 1997.
But he did shit himself at McDonald's in 1997
@@hatukai fair
Prime Minister..?
I’m Aussie myself and I think Scott is an utter moron.
@@dccc5388 Scott Morrison (ScoMo)
1:08 mate- the way Trump pronounced the name of the Mexican president and the way Trudeau did it
It's like Tim Heidecker from On Cinema
its so embarrassing that he didn't know how to pronounce it. you think you'd have that down beforehand if you're literally having a televised meeting with them
@@SalamanderMagic bah no one cares
@@johngalt5166 says who?
@@OneRichMofo says people with 2 neurons or more that are under the age of 23
20% actual politics 80% Doug ford being a menace to society
Rob Ford
Dougy Ford
@@davidmasferrer2164 Doug Ford is not in this video.
@@alexandermacdonald2329 Ik😔 I just wanted to say his name like that lol.
Bruh, rob was the best, douggie is the menace
2:48 “Canada will never become a save haven for zombies, ever!”
*the people in the background just sit there dying of laughter*
USA: I forgot what I was going to say
Canada: crack cocaine, zombie invasion, snowball
Snowball was American bro. We don’t deny climate change here 😎
@@oliver7496 The conservative party doesn't recognise it
thats just biden lmao
@@EthanPineapple Yes they do. Even the old conservative party used to
@@EthanPineapple they just have different views but they don’t outright deny it completely
2:38 Wtf, i want context
Patriotic velociraptor rides into battle with the reanimated corpse of ronald reagan on his back out to kill some commies
Look up "Mike Lee Green New Deal"
He goes through a bunch of ridiculous pictures and criticizes the Green New Deal, it's pretty damn funny.
Was this a filibuster or something?
@@kaboomgaming4255 It has to be, but I honestly don’t want it to be lmao
lmao that woman was trying not to laugh
ayo a politician lit collapsed at 1:30
Crack
Lets gooooooo
She legit died
@@Panure Seriously?
@@NeostormXLMAX Fortunately, Pam Damoff did not die. A colleague (Jane Philpott) who happened to be a doctor came to her aid. It was actually rather touching because Philpott had been expelled from the Liberal Party (Damoff's party) only a week earlier.
4:00 "Would you shut up man" had me dying XD
fr
He said what we we're all thinking.
@gabber 0 yes contard. No matter how many times you want to insist he's great, he isn't. Conservatism doesn't work. Your fake Cheeto will die soon and we'll all be better off without him.
If you listen to Trump, he‘s literally just saying random words. Starts off with asking Biden why he was dodging a question, somehow quickly goes to the „radical left“
I like how no one talks about the fact that some lady just dies at 1:29
They got up all like "You good?!"
ayo wtf😂
I was confused why there was a moment of actual politics right between the mayhem lol, I didn't even notice she fell
Wtf? What happened to the poor lady?
G7 trade agreements just bore her a lot.
2:05 “this year is quite warm on average compared to others”
This guy: “bUt SnOwBaLL”
The absolute state of bourgeois politics
That's Republicans for ya
@@simplesimon8255 Democrats aren’t that pro-climate-change-action either lol
2:28 “the unmistakable patriotism of the velociraptor holding a tattered American flag” 😂😂😂
lol obama talking about the Stanley cup as if most the players on every team are Canadian.
"Every team *aren't* Canadians" Is what it should be....I swear kids are getting dumber lmfao
@@ThatGuy7433 You know that you can correct the person without insulting him/her, right?
Apparently only 28% of NHL players are American, so you have a good point there.
You've started something my friend
@Vishnu PM hey man, just wanted to let you know that you used your when it should have been you're. it was probably just a typo but just letting you know
Note to self, immediately seek refuge in Canada if there is ever a zombie apocalypse
So death road to Canada is true...
If you're American, have no fear, we're also prepared for the zombie apocalypse lmao
I like how all of the cameras were waiting for him to say he smokes crack cocaine
1:57 finally something that actually matters!
Hadn't seen a younger Justin before -- he's actually...pretty.
Too bad he bigg succ
I saw him irl and he's even prettier irl
Yea I’m sure he looks real good in brown face
@@forg7528 LMAOOO
@@forg7528 aladdin trudeau looking like a morning snack ngl 😩
3:52 NEVER GETS OLD
Didn’t hurt enough, let’s see more stairs to fall down.
2:59 how did Reagan steal that joke from Spongebob?
Nah it was the Alzheimer
@@evolution__snow6784 he smiled after I don't think it's why.
"This is a bunch of stuff"
Yes Mr. President everything is a bunch of stuff
He’s Irish lol
@@fab2749 he's got dementia lol
@@7yep4336dfgvvh yeah ik it’s funny that he says he’s Irish as if that fixes everything
"Whose beer is better?"
Germany: let me introduce myself
“I forgot what I was going to say”
Audience: 👏 👏
3:57 when I first watched that I never had to hold a laugh in harder.
Justin had me dead💀
@@Mel0nMel
What does Trudeau have to do with that part of the video?
@@festethephule7553 he is the one falling down the stairs...
@@dianaadamo5574
Shouldn't the timestamp be 3:50 then?
I like how most of the memorable moments of our politics is Rob Ford lmao. Mans isn’t even alive anymore and he’s half of this compilation
Edit: I do not support either of the Ford brothers, I’m a leftist. RIP to Rob, but I definitely was not politically a fan of his and I’m certainly not a fan of his brother.
he was the fucking man. he was too good for toronto and for southern ontario tbh, those cakers didn't deserve him. there was a reason why toronto's non-whites (aka *the majority* ) LOVED and respected and voted for the man, and it wasn't because he was agreeable to the complacent, obnoxious white liberals that defines toronto. it was because of his ACTIONS. rest in power Robert Bruce Ford!
Doug Ford his brother is unfortunately the opposite lol
is there ANYONE (including me, a conservative) who likes Doug right now?
Nice edit 😆 yeah this dude was funny as hell but his politics 😬😬😬 def not it
@@plane216 pffffft nah buddy. Like, hating Ford is possibly the only thing that Conservatives, Liberals, and Leftists can agree on 😂😂😂
1:37 yo didnt have to go that hard but he did, gotta say im kinda thankful for that
Love your channel man hope it keeps growing.
Agreed man, I think something good will come out of all of this.
can't forget about the whole "peoplekind" incident
why did that go viral anyway
I feel like people make that a much bigger deal than it actually is. Like sure it was dumb, humankind and mankind are not gender biased terms but at the same time if that’s the sole reason you hate Trudeau then that’s pretty weak.
@@Alex-ft1hi peoplekind
Still one of his funnier gaffs
@@Alex-ft1hi to piggyback off your take, IMO, having lived with some of both, they deserve each other. And would probably get along well if they listen to each other, similar pedantry and pesky perennial complainer easily annoyed amongst other things personalities, just caught up in a futile "culture war", but they're pretty similar folk.
1:36 omg Bernie 😲🥺 we stan!!
Please never say “we stan” again.
@@immortalsun make me
You make me embarrassed to support Bernie
“🥺We Stan” , what is going on😂
@@hydeparkwaterdept.6554 Why, exactly?? Why do they make you embarrassed to support Bernie Sanders?
They were more concerned about preparing for zombies than coronaviruses smh
As someone who lives in Montreal can confirm
Oof
Lmao
@@justdaniel8529 as someone who lives in New Brunswick, tf is going on over there
@@luccaburaglia9094 Im asking the same question
2:55 this is the funniest shit but i can't find the video for this anywhere
EXACTLY
@@zucchini3857 less funny when yoi realize he died from alzheimer
Just makes me think of the Spongebob clip 😭
@@milkkorsmth F
Remember when Justin Trudeau had to apologize for eating a chocolate bar in the House of Commons 😭😭
USA vs Mexico
USA vs Japan
Usa vs any country’s politics
UK would have to be the funniest in the world. "ORDER!!!!" "The Honourable gentleman!!!" "Mr. Speaker!!!!" "BREXIT IS BREXIT!!!", Watching British politicians makes me understand how they lost the thirteen colonies. lol. But, we can't lie. Despite out of all the shouting confusion in parliament that's heard all across Britain, they managed to colonize half the world, start the industrial revolution, and never get conquered. So there's something they do right
@@seanbrummfield448 That is one day a week and it is where the prime minister has to answer any question from anyone elected to parliament and can't back out.
It is a way to hold him accountable and to show what members think of him and his answers.
I doubt you can understand why that is a good thing given your clearly limited knowledge on politics but maybe even you can see why English common law and the English parliamentary system is the one most copied around the world.
@@Gambit771 I mean despite you taking a joke too seriously, I wish other countries had their leaders face elected leaders on their decisions as well. Like, imagine if Trump had to go into Congress everyday, while they bash him on things he said and did. But, he never had to do that. Maybe he'll hear it on a podium or on the news, but face to face was not in our country's doctrines.
@@seanbrummfield448 we were conquering each other though.
@@FormerlyMako Everybody was conquering everybody.
Caught this in my recommended 19 minutes after it was posted!
One thing this video made me remember about was the difference in audience vs no audience debates between the US and Canada in the 2015/2016 elections. There was a great difference in the sense of trying to win the crowd over in the no-audience debates.
“Where’s the Stanley Cup now?”
High probability it is somewhere in Canada touring the hometown of one of the players from the team that won it.
Not our fault they would rather live in the states
@@connorlanglinais2751 *play in the states
@@foreman_spike last gone I checked they also live there and raise their families there
@@connorlanglinais2751 last I checked you would too if you were payed that amount of money cause Canadian players are better
@@stranger6545 meh Canadians have to be better at something. And based off of the young talent USA is bringing in idk how long that will last.
Damn you're making a lot of these
each time a new video hits a certain like threshold i make a new one lol - stoked on everyones support
@@JakeTheGreatTV Alright then. Good luck, don't overwork yourself.
@@JakeTheGreatTV would you do subtitled non English speaking countries too? I feel like your running out of English speaking countries haha
@@jamisongarrison1972 nah lol he has The English speaking Caribbean
, Australia and New Zealand, all of English speaking Africa too he has a while to go
"where is the stanley cup now?" SAVAGE
Who’s better?
Canadians preparing for zombies?
Or…
Americans with their paintings of Reagan on a velociraptor?
It just seems like politicians are so much older in the us compared to canada
The CIA has a zombie apocalypse prevention plan lmao
@@valerierodger7700 Well, they know what is happening in their own labs, COVID showed us viruses can escape labs.
1:10 did i just see sheer and trudeau not attacking each other in the same room?
These videos have been so entertaining and enlightening about different government systems, how they actually work, and the media portrayal. Thanks!
Keep up with this series, it's very important. Absolutely important. Everyone needs this series, so much, thank you.
3:52 the amount of times I've replayed this is unhealthy
I don’t even have notifications on. And yet I’m early. Today must be my lucky day.
I wish times could return to how they were before.
They weren't exactly great either.
@@Wapak95 they were bloody amazing
@@jonathanp.1427 Not sure
Before 9/11 yes. I'd pay to live a day in those days.
Dude no, i was single back then.
US politics: Snowball, Regan riding raptor
Canada politics: *C R A C K C O C A I N E A N D Z O M B I E*
Are we all going to ignore how hot Trudeau was when when he was in high school?
I was like keep it together 🤣
Creepy comment, yikes.
SOoooo aren't we gonna talk about the woman who just decided to die during the speech 🤣🤣I'm rolling 1:30
i just noticed !! 😭😭
"will u shut up man?"
Felt on emotional level
"Do you smoke crack cocaine?"
"Exactly."
"Canada will never be a safe haven for Zombies!"
This is the best thing on RUclips right now.
These are gold thanks my man
3:51 can we have a moment of silence for the dude's complacency and inaction the moment he realized that the other guy was going to fall down the stairs. He was just very calmly looking at it happening. Not even trying to grab him or anything...Nothing at all.
The guy falling was Trudeau, lol. Apparently he knows stunt falling.
Trudeau did it on purpose as a joke
Justin’s finger waggle after the hockey comment kills me
I come back to watch these every couple months
NEVER STOP DUDE KEEP 'EM COMING ❤️❤️
“I forgot what I was gonna say”
*everyone claps*
I cannot believe how accurate this makes parks and recreation seem 😂😂
next time pls include rhino party, "CTV Altantic: Rhinoceros Party of Canada" is a good video to go off
Turn Manitoba into a parking lot
Amazing, I love it, keep them coming
2:23 that didn’t age well
I live in Canada. I remember hearing about the zombie thing on the radio when I was younger ( I don’t remember exactly how young but less than 10) I was fucking terrified. LMAO
These are the political videos that the world needs, Thank you!!!!
I didn’t know that I needed this. But apparently I did
so sad we didnt get doug fords truly iconic "if we werent backloged for mri scans id send you to go get your brain checked" moment
Obama is the chillest president ever, he seems like that one friend at parties that everyone loves
Trump my nigga.
@@theawesomeduo54 Wtf lol
I've been waiting for this
The channel I didn’t know I needed
“This is a bunch of stuff”
Ahh, government officials. They have such a way with words
"where's the stanley cup right now"
that saying...is a crime 😂
This is maybe the best video on RUclips
2:32 freaking awesome dude
1:22 "we Irish call it malarkey", in all my 23 years of being Irish, I've never used the word "malarkey"
Perhaps it's an Irish-American thing?
@@jameskowanko7574 you're right, I always thought it was just an American thing which I suppose it is
You have to understand that when he says he's Irish he isn't.
He probably has never been to Ireland. He's a yank living up to a murican stereotype and should you ever meet a yank that calls himself Irish I expect he'll say you aren't a true Irishman because you don't fall into the ignorant stereotype he has about the Irish.
@@Gambit771 he has visited Ireland in the past and he does care about Irish people, I think he's just over compensating like a lot of American people who have Irish relatives
@@seancunniffe5545 Still doesn't make him Irish but a yank with some Irish ancestry at best.
Obama on that first clip could've said who's leader is more black
Underrated comment 💀
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Damn💀💀💀. Too far bro
Politics in the internet: Literal wars
What politics is actually about:
The Mexican president appearances in the Canadian gov part does it for me. Thanks.
@3:00 “I forgot what I was gonna say”
Biden: *has entered the . . . . you know . . . . the thing*
3:00 *Its Just a Burning Memory starts to play
i mean, reagan did actually get diagnosed with alzheimer's disease in 1994 and died in 2004, so it works on two levels
@@hexdepixel1165 I know, that’s why I thought about it in the first place, kind of a tragic connection but oh well.
Underrated comment
"This is a bunch of stuff"
- Joe Biden
I mean he's not wrong
3:52 the camera *following his fall* down the stairs gets me.