Omg. I love Jason Nash! And also when he made a joke about that, I was pretty mad. Being sad or divorced is not really something that should be taken as a joke. Just saying. Anyways, have a great day!
It all makes sense now why Rachel likes Jordan 1: she tried empressing Jordan by making funny jokes 2:she didn’t give any information to Jordan because she wanted him to move on from his prom proposal 3: I forgot my reason sorry
“Also be naked because there are hot girls” And Mr. Grotch did. Meaning, he was looking to get busy And if it was a party for Jordan, it was a high school party I really don’t think I need to continue
That's a truestory. Actually, they talked about that in the smoshcast #20 I think, there's this old lady who died but nobody noticed until a lot later 'cos she had automatic payments
They've been doing it for a while and it's been super entertaining. There are two possibilities: 1) Shayne and Cort are just friends and coworkers and the writers are poking fun at the shippers, because they know they'll go crazy and eat it up, (which I thing is true) OR Shatrney is actually real and they're sneaking it into videos. Either way, I'm down.
These characters are all so hilarious lol. My favorites Stephen. He just talks loud and stares intensely, but also, I’ve never heard him say anything bad about Jordan.
The lore around this kid is growing
And I absolutely love it
I think they should make a Christmas episode that is a secret Santa
Where did it come from h
666
Wait 668
Guy That tsundere girl
The fact that the girl is starting to "like" Jordan is actually a better story arc than some movies
It kinda is 🤣👌
: D Rachel Or Courtney
team shartney goes wild
@@rioleocario3536 yes
It's Rachel Mathis. Remember that name for the next Jordan series
“You’re gonna be our Jason Nash cause you’re sad and divorced”
Unpopular Opinion: David Dobrik exploits Jason Nash.
@@chummychimchim welp no shit , they all exploit each other
Do you think he divorced a women/man and then he Married the pillow, or did he divorce the pillow?
Beh.
@@chummychimchim thats just a fact dude
“You’re gonna be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced”
-Jordan 2k19
I literally went "Nooooooooo" at the screen
I WANTED TO SAY THAT 😂
THE ONLY PERSON TO USE YOU’RE AND NOT YOUR THANK YOU
Omg. I love Jason Nash! And also when he made a joke about that, I was pretty mad. Being sad or divorced is not really something that should be taken as a joke. Just saying. Anyways, have a great day!
New senior quote-
“People always ask me that, and it hurts every time.”
do they ask you “how’s the weather up there?” because you wear size 13 nike’s. men’s
Mallory YEET beat that
😢😭
Yeah because that's gonna be really funny with no context
COLLAR AT YA BOI
Keith is a total legend here. I actually love this whole skit because each character is so drastically different and unique.
“You’re gonna be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced.” 😂
2:47 Poor Jason Nash...
Honestly I like Jason
Man poor guy why they gotta do my manz like that
Sports Mixtapes dude I almost cried of laughter
Damn they didn’t have to attack Jason Nash like that
“Holla at your boy, or should I say collar at your boy.
- Damien Haas 2019 🎩
favorite line
Isabelle B lol
“Cause of the collar... on my neck”
"He seemed pretty wicked!"
Sanssuki Chan 😂😂
Is it just me or has Smosh joined in on the "Shipping Courtney and Shane" train? lmao
they’re just doing it because it’s what the fans want 😹
@@isabella_lay its not just the fans... Joven does too
Yeah lol but Wes ships Shayne and Damien
Well I got news for u from the future
@@Lucrayo_55 Are they together now or something? lmao
My senior quote: “I’ve had several incidents in my life that involve the minions”
Alexis Hotchkin i’m just commenting this so that you notice that ya have a lot of internet points
Просто Ёжик haha thank you! I didn’t even realize!
There’s 666 likes
H
I
A philosopher once said:
"Hello son, holler at your boy."
-Damien Haas, 2019
No its Collar at your boy
Alice Lane he said both
“Or should I say COLLAR at ya boy.”
No, yall have it all wrong. its collar at ya boi
He sounds like a mix between filthy Frank and pewds filthy Frank impression
no one:
not a soul:
literally no one:
Rachel(courtney):*crushing on jordan* i hope he sh*ts his pants-
That wasn’t her crushing
I mean if that's what she's into.
maybe it's her kink? I dunno...
Rachael an hour later: *Rummaging through his dirty laundry* “WHERES HIS PANTS!?!”
“This is so not Raven” Jordan 2019
haha! remember when barney stinson said that in how i met ur mother?
Colbyd your so old
I’m the 420th like hehe
👁️👄👁️
1k baby
“DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE THAT, DID YOU-“
Every annoying kid ever.
*thats right I heard the story over and over again...*
This is all of us
Sofie Møbes no just u
they also NEVER say "look at it" they always say "look it" instead .-.
Gee it’s finally good to meet her other friends
It all makes sense now why Rachel likes Jordan
1: she tried empressing Jordan by making funny jokes
2:she didn’t give any information to Jordan because she wanted him to move on from his prom proposal
3: I forgot my reason sorry
Jonny Zayas 3: shartney
BabyBeach :P its schwarthis
isabellaqui haha ok u win
Or maybe she didn't give Jordan Sam's number was because she wanted to go with him and got jelous.
Closest we'll get to Shourtney, so I'll take it!
Schwarthis for life!
Or Jorchel.
Idk why I love Jordan so much he’s just such a stupid character
I feel bad for Jordan
tayla Newitt no
Jordan Schwartz
1:23 also kind of a savage
Jordan Nadroj should’ve been his name lol
keith's expression is the most scary thing in this whole thing
Is it bcuz he's black
@@kt_7982 yes
no
obvs not though
It's because of that minions incident
"God he was such an idiot all the time and i think im likeing him alittle"
Shourtney fans is peeing.
Liking*
Are*
*shartney
*cans
*a little
I wanna see the end of this Jordan and Rachel story
8:53 “and yeah, maybe I did wanna spend the night with Jordan”
We all do
mechadoggy how the story plays out after the video, not just the end of the video
The only thing scary was how big Keith can make his eyes
Totally I was tinkin same thing ..
Same!
Piper Menerndez ikr
His eyes haven’t been that big since the minions incident
wel dat no nice
I actually got scared really bad when Damien popped out😂
Same lol
Same 😭 the makeup is amazing tho
No one:
Jordan: I’m A pRaNkStEr
No one:
You: IM GonNa USe crIngEy OlD ComMenTs ThAt uSeD to MakE pEopLe nOtiCe mE evEn thOuGh ThEsE cOmMenTs ArE jUsT crIngEy NoW
I-will-rickroll- thank you for noticing FINALLY 🙏🙏🙏
nice shitty overused year old "meme",how original
@@creedbratton9384 ^^^^^^^^^
I thought this was an actual place until I saw a picture of Damien being the ghost man
(Edit: HOLY FRICK I FORGOT I WROTE THIS TYSM FOR THE LIKES :D)
Mee to!! 😋🙃
Same here😂😂😂 God now I look stupid
Same I feel fvkin stupid HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Ambrose Montgomery
me too
*I saw the title and just sighed*
"Hes back at it again"
Shayne and Courtney is so last year
It's Jordan and Rachel now
Bourtney and CLORISA
XD
Milan Djuric yes.
9:46 “Oh, Rachel’s totally got it bad for Jordan”
But Jordan and Rachel are actually real so people wouldn’t use that
Shortney and Jachel
This series has a better story arc than most teen dramas
Fun Fact: Jordan isn't a character, it's just who Shayne is when he thinks cameras are off.
That is so good! Hahaha
Krzysztof Malec lol 😂 it’s true
Krzysztof Malec ghcjxhhh
Krzysztof Malec what about Stephen, Rachel, Mr. Grotch and Samantha?
Keith said in Latin:
"My name is Stephen Jackson minion and I love minions"
Thanks mate :)
@@Owl_214 aye no problem :))) my Latin class is paying off lol
Moss Ball finally
thank you! this is the only reason i looked through the comments and it was hard to through all the jason nash quotes lol
@@kaylinnn2687 no problem!!
They missed the opportunity for him to yeet someone’s hat and they say “Gimme my hat back, Jordan”
"and my best friend Rachel and ...."
"We are not best friend !"
Sound like real life .....
*Sad music at the back
Its not sad there boyfriend and girlfriend
Grammar
r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@mustafashahzad5764 yes
@@deepfriedlostchildren2627 evidence?
"People always ask me that, and it hurts everytime"- Keith. Almost had me in tears. Damn
"Oh really, Rachel? *Murder* isn't scary?"
Every scene with Damien is just “what we do in the shadows”
Werewolves, not swearwolves...
YES YES YESS
Don’t want to sizzle to a crisp
Do you like eating worms?
Sadie_Sexton do you like posghetti?
This is everything I’ve ever wanted and more
Now I'm hella curious of what those minion incidents are...
“You’re going to be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced”
"You're gonna be our Jason Nash because you're old and divorced" 😂😂
Sad and divorced*
@@markjohnson6626 thank god you told me this is THE most important comment of every comment ever made
kimmy:TASTE THE BLOOD OF YOUR VICTIMS!!
ian: i’M vEgIeTaRiAn!
"TASTE THE BLOOD OF YOUR VICTIMS!"
".. I'm vegetarian.."
Love that Shane and Ryan pic lol
Skee I’m vegan
He guides others to a power he cannot possess
2:47 “You’re gonna be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced”
8:32 “I could have been his Jason Nash” 😂😂😂
Thanks
I NEED ONE MORE EPISODE WHERE SHAYNES CHARACTER AND COURTNEYS GET TOGETHER ITS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN ANY MOVIE EVER
"You're gonna be our Jason Nash because you're sad and divorced" LMAO I love this shade
YES THIS IS THE BEST SERIES EVER LOL
Agreeee
Courtney’s character having a crush on Shayne’s is crazy now
Girl: hates boy
Boy: makes continuous lapses of his judgment
Girl: falls in love with boy
That how it normally works
Dope. Now I just have to make a ton of bad decisions.
Netflix originals be like
“Or should I say collar at ya boy”
“AHHH A BOOMER”
togeluga
8:08
This is a cinematic masterpiece and no one can tell me otherwise.
Good afternoon everyone......
Or should i say
*HOOD AFTERNOON*
Or should I say HOOD MORNING
Lame
@Jonathan Lumbreras its evening
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Rachel:
“With Jordan”
8:10 reward for best actor scream
Loved this. Also Damien's character was Soo ment for him. The dad jokes were out if this world
"I Don't know what I just said, but I will look it up when I get home"
Ok.
Anthony Gladiator is like but it’s at 69
Yah know wut... When I read this comment the video was actually playing the part when Keith was really sayin' it...
“Whad up son?
Hollor at ya boi,
or should I say collar at ya boi!!!”
-Mr Montgomery
The Jordan and Rachel budding romance is what keeps me going
SAME!!!!
"Be naked at the party because there will be hot girls" smiles
Isn’t his smile just adorable
😊
Then me and here will go on the bed jk
I wished thats ice bur shop
“you’re gonna be our jason nash because you’re sad and divorced”
“He PEACEFULLY died. The end.
-earrape oof-
“You’re gunna be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced” 😂😂😂😂 I died
@Its_Stråwberry Cåt 👁️👄👁️
🅱️🅰️🅰️🅱️
I just saw this comment when he said it
0:02 haha Courtney thought about grabbing onto Shayne 😂
I wish this was longer!!! Loved Damien’s character!!! He did such a good job
“You’ll be our Jason Nash because you’re sad and divorced” THAT KILLED ME💀🤣🤣
2:47 Poor Jason Nash...
Plot Twist: the ghost was actually another “team member” of Jordan’s group
Jordan: “were gonna be staying for 24 hours, that’s 8pm to 8am tomorrow”
Steven: *THATS ONLY 12 HOURS*
Sports Mixtapes 69 likes, nice
I wanna see a spin-off about the minion incident
Agreed
incidents*
Same!
Yes that would be brilliant
Same
Can we just appreciate Shane's adorable smile @ 4:57? Like uwu
Everyone: It's so scary...without Jordan
Jordan: Boo! totally scared you ha ha
I legitimately love this character,hes dumb but Shayne plays him so well. The writing is solid too
This could honestly be turned into a love story and I would watch every single second of it
Does anyone else realize smosh tries to show the Shartney ship in a lot of their sketchs now?
I kinda feel like something is coming... I don't know why. 😉 😄
@@maryh6225 i think so too ;)
I hope something is coming!!😜
Yes
It’s because they’re teasing you because the ship isn’t real
“Also be naked because there are hot girls”
And Mr. Grotch did.
Meaning, he was looking to get busy
And if it was a party for Jordan, it was a high school party
I really don’t think I need to continue
Stop, you monster.
“FBI OPEN UP!!!”
Well it.. but they... shut up
Mr.Mystery Dude well there could be female teachers
Jenna Tools I doubt they would actually go
“I just wanted to have a big big time”
-Damien 2019
They’re spoon feeding us shourtney now, no complaints here tho
Right
Little by little, video after video. Smosh knows 😂
And it's working
Also that gost fixed Jordan
When they did shaynes house tour Courtney knew about all his stuff, so it's probably been a thing but they haven't officially said anything
Jordan's incredible. He's my favorite pizza place. Damien has a great house
Can’t believe I can still find sketches that I haven’t watched !
Damien: I had automatic payment set up
Everyone: (wheeze)
That's a truestory. Actually, they talked about that in the smoshcast #20 I think, there's this old lady who died but nobody noticed until a lot later 'cos she had automatic payments
“Your gonna be Jason Nash because your sad and divorced”
-Jordan Schwartz 2019
Damian was my favorite character in this sketch, his characters are always so strong and absurd
MAKE RACHEL MATHIS JORDAN’s LOVE INTEREST 2K19
tbh this series has more character development than most shows.
Shartney.......why is smosh teasing us like this!?!?!?
Javier Montez yeah, like don’t play with my heart smosh
8:53 “and yeah, maybe I did wanna spend the night with Jordan”
@Jolie Garcia it's actually jorchel
They've been doing it for a while and it's been super entertaining. There are two possibilities: 1) Shayne and Cort are just friends and coworkers and the writers are poking fun at the shippers, because they know they'll go crazy and eat it up, (which I thing is true) OR Shatrney is actually real and they're sneaking it into videos. Either way, I'm down.
whatever works - I'm pretty sure they're both single. Cort even shouted about being single while being waxed in the latest spelling bee-kini wax.
These characters are all so hilarious lol. My favorites Stephen. He just talks loud and stares intensely, but also, I’ve never heard him say anything bad about Jordan.
"this is so not raven"
JORDAN AND RACHEL SITTIN' IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Justanotherrandomperson :l I wanna see this ship come to fruition
😍😂
4:00 “I was really looking forward to seeing ghosts and having this cool experience with him”
OH SHUT UP!!!?!
mechadoggy I KNOW I HEARD THAT TOO
The romance arc is flawless
“Did u see that DID YOU SEE THAT”
I really need something to happen between Rachel and Jordan...
"you're gonna be our Jason Nash" I literally almost died!
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Ambrose Montgomery: Collar at yo boi!
Damien is so cute, even as a ghost
We need more Jordan and Rachel content
"Never told her I love her though, I just kept calling her muddy Sally and just kept throwing mud on her".
wait what time was that?
@@mariialaurier 9:30
This is how many people want the series to keep going
⬇️
I love buzzfeed unsolved so much.
"I rotted there for MONTHS, because I had auto payment set up."
*"OOPS"*
That was the funniest line in the whole skit if you ask me!😂😂
Watch it again. Play atention to Courtney whenever Jordan is talking.
This was a masterpiece
"The children in the hallway you saw those are ACTORS!"
Damien 2019
“I never knew a touch of a woman.”
Damien Haas 2K19
Big fan of the annoying kid show and the relationship between Jordan and Rachale
The only scary thing was Damian going "collar at your boy"
"Most Annoying Kid" it's my Game of Thrones.
I love the Rachel's Love story twist.
8:59 “Ooooooo, someone’s got a little crush!”