I want to cancel my period please
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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Watching this video after the pregnancy announcement makes this a thousand times funnier. She took the upgrade it turns out.
I was just thinking that!
I was just about to say that 😂
Surprise gift!
you know she made this video when she got the positive test, right?
@@dietotaku Yeah. Or she had been trying for a while. It's a great gag setup
This one has potential for a part 2 where she can finally speak to the manager, but it's a guy who doesn't understand what the problem is.
If only part 2 would be a medical provider who could discuss the various actual options that people have that, for many, actually eliminate monthly menstruation, in a reversible way. Of course, that probably wouldn't have the humor value, so... guessing we won't get that option? Might be a nice footnote... or sponsor?!??? :D
YES! And maybe somehow it comes up that he thinks g-spots are fake news created by liberal hoaxes to emasculate men.
@@DavidLindes It would be a great footnote at least. Maybe put it in the little section underneath the part 2 of this video (if a part 2 happens)
Technically, the person she talks to doesn’t understand the problem either. “She” is divine being
United States right here lol Men tell Women what they can and cannot do with their bodies, NOT medical experts.
Ah, yes, there's nothing more relatable than Mother Nature's monthly gift. "Congratulations on not creating a baby this month, here's five days worth of pain and discomfort in exchange!" 😉
it's like winning the worlds worst lottery everytime
😂 its pretty fked up
I call it the Bloody Nuisance.
"Nature is wonderfull, isn't it?" :D
Fun fact, we don't even need it. Other apes don't have periods and have babies just fine. Humans really dropped the ball with this one.
Before anyone says the sponsor doesn't match; just remember how most women feel on their period :) People better watch out...
genius
@@julienolke Yeah, we noticed that "stabby stabby" part.
Just a shame the sponsor is part of the same likely scam that also owns "Established Titles"
Kamikoto is a Chinese knife company that uses Japanese language and cultural branding to give the impression that steel sourced from Japan makes a Japanese knife. They are overpriced, refuse to disclose the composition of their metal (companies like Wusthof, Henkel, and Shun all plainly say the type of steel they use), are always on sale for over 80% off, and are owned by the same owner of a penny bidding website that was sued for having fake luxury brands (Kamikoto was named in the lawsuit as one of these brands). I love the videos you produce and have been watching them for years, but for your own credibility @Julie Nolke, I can’t suggest continuing to advertise for Kamikoto.
@@kevwright2002 How did "Established Titles" hurt you?
Too many people I know opt out of periods and also commas and question marks and anything else that would make this sentence more legible thanks for reading and I hope you appreciate my joke and also periods suck
this. is. good. i salut you sir
If you date a girl for three periods is she an ellipsis?
I'm glad we refer to those punctuation marks as 'full stops' over here.
@@julienolke I am not ashamed to say that I am fangirling over your notice of me. Just gonna be over in this corner squeeing.
@@FoggyD The Russian mcdonalds replacement Vkusno i tochka translates as "Tasty Period" but "Tasty full stop" sounds better.
"Is the surprise a baby? Yeah I don't want that." The timing on that was perfect and had me rolling. I have no idea how you get comedic timing so on point when interacting with an imaginary counterpart. Great work!
I love the “No, I don’t” at 1:44. Keep replaying to see her be snarky with herself 😂
Yes, I'll always be in awe of how Julie has pitch perfect chemistry with herself.
I was SURE that Universe would say “ooooooo-Kay, it looks like I CAN do the year or two you talked about” and Julie going “great” but then when she got home, we cut to her sitting in a bathroom with a pregnancy test going “F#ck!” 😂
Funny cuz she’s actually pregnant?
Yep. Dropping hints all along
Julie’s character of “divine being valley girl” is my favorite! It’s the nails for me 💅✨
Haha and how she carried her through the paid promo too. Ok im not technically supposed to use knives ever since that 2012 incident 😂
I'm weirdly into this girl, and it makes me uncomfortable.
especially the tape around the nails x)
Those nails creep me out something fierce... Also, how does one wipe? Never mind, I really do not care to know..... 😝
@@drakekirkelie5309 same man... like yeah it's julie so that's a baseline but for some reason...
After her latest video about 2 hours ago, this skit makes much more sense. Your complaint has been received and you have, in fact, been opted out of periods! For a little while at least.
Yes, I came back to this video after watching the pregnancy reveal as well! haha
So glad I canceled mine several years ago. Expensive, complications, and recovery was rough. Then poof, all gone. Not for everyone, but definitely for me.
OMG
😄 That's one in million response
I did too 4 years ago. Best decision I’ve made regarding birth control.
I wanna cancel 😩
Same though mine isn’t permanent. I take birth control pills and skip the sugar pills. (Pls consult your doctor before doing what I did.) Haven’t had a period in two years. I just need to remember to take my pill everyday,
That’s what I was thinking, I got the Mirena IUD and now I have a period every 6 months or so and it’s very light. Best quality of life improvement I’ve ever made
I literally just had this discussion with my 15yo daughter last night. Lol
oh god she's just at the beginning of this nightmare
@@julienolke I feel for you all. When I was done baby making 4 years ago my Dr allowed me a hysterectomy with minimal reason why,. It was more of an elective surgery then anything and was the best decision I ever made.
@@jaewest1378 Congratulations, at least you no longer have to experience the pain and agony every month. The very best of luck for your daughter!
“But like, when does it stop? I mean this can’t go on forever right?”
“Oh honey…you should sit down.”
@@julienolke A hormonal IUD was the best thing I ever did. Haven't had a period or any of the related side effects in 8 years.
The universe complaints department consultant had me in stitches! Those nails! The exposed shoulder! The chewing of gum! The phone scene! Such a laugh 🤣
The chewing of the gum REALLY annoyed me, so great acting!
I’m triggered. She totally encompassed the occupational health nurse who told me the chronic illness I was diagnosed with at 12 is *just in my head*
Would you like to purchase these barely-used knives, previously owned by Brutus, the Roman? 😈
Watching this while on first day of my periods.
I'm so sorry for you
My condolences, I hope that Julie made you laugh and smile through the pain!
SAME.
2nd here, but the cramps are worse.
That reminds me the meme...
"And now, Eve, you will pay in blood for your sin"
"Now?"
"No, in nice monthly payments" 😁
Dang! That's a mortgage!
A lot like trying to cancel meal kit delivery.
this made me laugh very hard
So this video now makes so much sense. Congratulations.
Kamikoto knives are owned by the same people that own Established Titles. Not quite as scammy, but to my knowledge they're made in China, not Japan, with super cheap steel. So just be cautious Julie. 😊
She's also been sponsored by betterhelp which is trash so I hope in the future she does more research before accepting sponsorships. Promoting these terrible companies is not a good look
@@LukaWukaWatcher I didn't look into better help, but if they're trash then this is a pattern. Very sad.
This hits different after watching the pregnancy video.
“The next availability I have is 30 yrs and it’s permanent.” Love it! Absolutely killer!❤
Foreshadowing yesterday's video? Congratulations Julie!
What I think a period is: Uterus spends weeks getting the room ready for a baby and when you don't get knocked up she gets pissed off and trashes the place. Is that accurate, ladies?
Too damn accurate.
Very accurate
😂
That's actually pretty close to the skit she made a while back :)
finally an educated male
I love the subtle analogy to cable phone reps. Typing what the customer is literally asking for and asking when they want it even though you only have two options and neither are the one the customer will want. Then you made it really obvious at the end with the joke about the bundle 😂
Great concept. I can't help but love your characterization of the "complaint girl", and "the package deal" bit is genius.
For those who wish they could turn their period off and don't know how: The Pill. Just don't take the placebo.
It's not perfect - you'll still have one at least twice a year if you want to prevent occasional spotting, but they're faster, lighter, no pain and you get several months of freedom in between.
Also an increased risk of blood clots and other life-threatening dangers, but the alternative (pregnancy) also has those risks, so....
That's exactly what I do. Scree periods, I am so done.
It's so good isn't it! My life has so much more convenience when I can skip my period or choose which week I get it.
Unfortunately the hormonal, oral form of contraception doesn't work for everyone. As for preventing pregnancy and the other increased risks for life-threatening problems: there can be a multitude of other side-effects that might not be life-threatening, but can be incredibly disruptive for someone.
Some women at work have stopped taking the pill because they were unable to find one that provided them with a balance of "preventing pregnancy" vs. "Not feeling completely weird or awful" that made it at least bearable for them because of the first thing.
My period kept trying to unalive me, so I did cancel it. Chemical menopause is a thing people!!! Just so you know! (Convincing a dr to give it to you.... Another thing entirely. But if you regularly try to unalive yourself look for PMDD specialists on the IAPMD directory)
(and you can make your period come back by just stopping the meds! It's reversible!)
Back here after the current "I'm pregnant" video. My gf says an IUD would have solved the period issue a lot easier than the 9 month deferral program.
Yes, yes, and more YES. I want to opt out!!! 😫 I did the math and between ovulation, PMS, and menstruation I get *maybe* 7 solid days of normalcy each month. So that only gives me about 3 months out of the entire year where I'm not imprisoned by my own hormones. THANKS UNIVERSE 🖕
you can get your uterus taken out
I as a born male but human in general find it the most impressive mistake of humanity to not address the period seriously.
Most serious mistake of humanity is how we treat our children.
Both 'problems' need individual and societal solutions!
If you haven't already, you may wish to talk with your medical provider about options... as others have commented in other sub-threads under this video, some hormonal birth control options (including hormonal IUDs) can, for many folks, completely eliminate monthly periods for a good long while. Perhaps you know all that and have reasons not to go that route, but just in case you don't know it's an option, it totally is! Even if the complaints being in the video didn't mention it. ;)
@@DavidLindes yeah, there are a bunch of reasons why those can be a bad option for some people. I know women who got an IUD and instead of stopping to bleed, they bled months on end. Sometimes it works fine, sometimes it doesnt and there are a bunch of contraindications.
@@leza4453 For sure! You're absolutely right. And hence talking to health care provider about options, not just jumping into it... like, be aware of the option, then decide based on knowledge.
I love that Julie always does her brand deals in character. So good.
"I want to cancel my period"
universe: *gives a baby*
As someone is currently bleeding I also want to opt out of periods for a year! That would be so nice!
congratulations!
*heavily broken male computer *
you have selected ...
our 9 month period opt out with free ... surprise!
Glad I found a workaround to the bundle: a hormonal IUD. Haven’t had a period in 7 years 🙌 Cannot recommend enough, don’t let anti-birth control Instagramers/tiktokers scare you
Cambia mucho tu ánimo? O tu líbido?
Same, no period in 5 years and counting over here. Love it. Not for everyone, but if your body tolerates it well it’s a GREAT thing.
I cannot believe nobody told me about this when I was younger. Got mine 2.5 years ago and haven’t looked back since! I really got it to stop my monthly migraines but omg not having the rest of the monthly problems is amazing.
... I tried it and I was miserable, it was not worth it which means a lot since I faint from period pain despite of having a pain tolerance that scares my doctors.
Anti hormonal birth control people have a point, it is not healthy and can have severe consequences, but it also absolutly can be the lesser evil. Every case is different and everyone has to make that choice for themselfs, ideally with a lot of solid medical advice and without judgment.
@@marciamcdevitt964 I am a bit jalouse, I was miserable as hell trying, but I am glad it worked for you!
"The 2012 incident" Why would you even bring that up again? I am still having nightmares.
almost as difficult as trying to cancel that Gym membership!!
almost...
I'd say equal
humanity thanks you for putting up with them
Seeing this after the video you just posted this morning.... Well I guess getting pregnant is certainly one way to cancel your period..... Congrats!
The Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe (NCU) keeps getting better and better.
You can stop your period completely: talk to your doctor about continuous birth control, e.g. a hormonal IUD like Mirena. Some of my friends haven't had a period in 10+ years.
The timing is just perfect. I'm on my period and cursing my uterus since morning. I didn't sign up for this much pain but here I'm suffering to no end.
It so sucks! Can't they just remove it all? 😏🤣😂
One thing they forgot to mention: The package deal costs 30% of your salary.
But at least you're allowed to complain.
Oh and don't forget about the pink tax you have to pay when buying things like clothing.
Nah, the pay gap is a myth. If it were true, then with all that cheap labor about, why don't companies just lay off all the men and hire exclusively women? You can't compare a nurse's salary with an engineer's salary and call it inequality, but that's precisely what they did to arrive at that 75c on the dollar figure they keep touting about. If you actually compare apples to apples the supposed pay gap is virtually non-existent. And nothing is preventing women from entering STEM fields or becoming CEOs or getting other jobs that pay well, other than their own drive and ambitions to work their butts off just like the men did to get there. By all indications, women by and large would rather work in the medical industry where they are dominating in the numbers. Have a great day!
Oh man, Julie - please look into Scott Shafer's video about Established titles, it covers why kamikoto is shady AF.
Omfg Julie you read my fricken mind, yesterday I got it early am at like 5am and my boyfriend of 10+ years goes "Joleen, didn't you just have it like last week" I gave him the dirtiest look and go "Welcome to my life, and check my period tracker and actually I'm right on schedule" ughhhhh he goes "Damn babe sorry, (passes me a pad) 😆 I felt like screaming. But yes aside from all that totally relatable
Brain: I'm not having a baby right now😤
Uterus: so you choose violence😠
Oxytocine: Let me remind you of some very strong muscles in your abdominal area that can cause excruciating pain when contracting...
Watching this at the end of February, and noting that Julie managed to cancel her period after all, at least for nine months....
Well I wasn't expecting a new video on Thanksgiving! Thanks Julie and Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! 🦃💅
Same to you!
It’s not thanksgiving in Canada.
Happy Thanksgiving, to everyone who celebrates! 🦃🎉 Thank you for making us a video today, Julie! ❤️
@@gerardacronin334 Yeah I think they just skip today altogether right?
Whoops! American here! But a lot of your subscribers are just below the border. Still enjoy some turkey, watch some football (or hockey) and enjoy anytime spent with family. 😀
Hey,kamikoto are made by the same company who made established titles & started that whole scandal, so I thought I’d just inform you of that before they decide to buy more ad slots, just in case that makes you not want to work with them
Hoping these comments don’t get buried
I cracked up at the "special surprise gift." Oof.
I'm so in love with all the Julies. Cosmic comedy and wicked acting/editing skills.
This was funny already, but is even funnier after the pregnancy reveal. Way to go on the 9 month opt-out with the surprise gift!
Every single month the day I get my period is filled to the brim of me being so f-ing pissed off at the universe or God or just in general all men because they were somehow excluded from the universal monthly painful bleeding. Then I go on a rant to whoever is closest to me about how unfair it is and why do women need to be punished with pain for not making a baby when men can go around all their life not making babies without their bodies literally deciding to hurt them. And I'll also definitely find something to cry about, something that is such a minor inconvenience that no normal functioning person would ever cry about it. And then I get even more angry because the GODDAMN PERIOD is making me emotional and I KNOW that I'm being completely unreasonable and I can't stop it or calm down and I don't even wanna have any fricking kids right now so there's no point in any of this and it just. isn't. FAIR!
Our engagement is off.
FR
Universe Complaint Department. LOVE it. Julie you have done it again, well done Lady.
Staying in character for the ad at the end was brilliant. I watched the whole thing ❤️
I LOLed when I saw this title show up, considering I had to go to the ER this morning for horrific pain related to this thing that I would also like to opt out of please..
Sooooooo relatable! And it's like the older I get the more fun side-effects I get too. Luckily, early menopause runs in my family, so with any luck I only have to endure two or three more years of this bullshit.
Fingers crossed for you and me both!
I don’t want to disappoint you, but menopause sucks too...
@@susannaknobloch4601 Not necessarily, if it happens at a relatively young age. My mother and grandmother were 41/42 when they got it and according to them it was a breeze. I'm 39 now, so fingers crossed!
@@rikakemme nooo, it does suck (and I started my periods at 11 and had terrible endometriosis til 50). It’s related to dementia so please don’t say you look forward to it 😬
@@littlecatfeet9064 Never heard that. My grandmother lived to be 89 in full possession of her faculties.
This video is a prime example of how colors can change a look.
A nice way to start my day. Especially the ending. Daylight savings suck! Stay safe and healthy
Me 3!
I'm right behind the next complainant and you!
Divine Bureaucrat is a great character; I hope you do more videos with her. 😄
Yes, and to this.
She's busy, she has a date tonight, don't you remember?
Periods are the worst. Period.
Hey Julie, kamikoto and Established Titles are both scams and are owned by the same company. Please don't promote them :( Love your videos btw. ❤
Just now realizing this was a stealth pregnancy announcement.
"and you get a special surprise gift at the end"
And a surprising world of pain.
I am thankful for Julie and her videos. I wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Please hug your families today!
this feels likean interaction taken straight out of the good place
I love your sense of humor. You had me cracking up.👍
I've been to that department, I was complaining about the weather. Got the complaint filed, a couple of months later a tropical storm comes through, caused massive flooding, everyone was miserable. A week later I got a letter congratulating me because my request was approved. I burned the letter so that no one would know...
Oh she cancelled her period, alright...
2:56 sexual advances both wanted and unwanted. Woman you are too good 😂
When you're suffering with PMS so badly that you can't wait until the painful period cramps begin just to get some relief from the greasy skin, sore boobs and crippling depression.
Let me know if they get back to you.
I'm amazed that you're able to continually come up with so many entertaining sketches. Once again great job.
The best worst option for not heaving period for a while is either baby or menopause 🥴
Or the pill.
I've heard good things about IUD's. No surprise babies and sometimes no periods for all of 5 years!
Menopause can have a shitload of other problems of it's own ... (Falling asleep at work due to being wrecked from waking up 4-5 times each night due to hot flashes being just one specific one of those, for instance).
Brilliant , Julie. And I hear you about that Universe complaints department. I mean, by the time we’re in our 70s and 80s etc., the complaints are different, but, I hate to tell you, Dear, the response is much the same. It sucks, but you know, we just keep trying, letting them know, right? Maybe one day the Universe will wake up. Love your skits. Brilliant.💕💕👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Daylight saving that's a topic worthy too.
I opted out for my twenties with birth control, it was great! Going back to periods so I can get preggo has been awful. Once I’m done having kids I want the whole kit and caboodle OUT.
You may need to store it somewhere in case the child needs to be replaced.
Currently watching after waking up in a pool of blood and spending so much time cleaning up that it fully woke me up and now I can’t go back to sleep…so yeah…not happy.
Nine months with the surprise gift at the end is also a scam! It’s like ‘Oh, you won’t have your period for 9 months? Well here is nausea, vomiting, fatigue, back pain, food aversions, broken sleep, pain in the boobs, migraines, diarrhea, preeclampsia, hemorrhoids, anxiety, gestational diabetes, you name it… enjoy your misery!’ 😈
The comparing of removing, 'bundle' services to the, 'hysterectomy process'. Next level, genius.
I accidentally responded to a comment so this is a bit repetitive but I wasn’t expecting a video about wanting a break from periods on (American) Thanksgiving lol but I’m grateful for it. I’m thankful that Julie always puts out funny videos, sometimes at funny times 🦃
Now I wanna see the daylight savings complaint convo. 😆
As a currently pregnant woman... Yeah... I was excited about not having periods for nine months but this stuff is for the birds 🤣🤣🤣
I NEVER watch promo ads - especially ones conveniently placed at the end of a video - but I "like literally" sat transfixed to this one - drop dead gorgeous valley girl
Kamikoto knives "pretend" Japanese knives made in China. If you want to spend your money wisely, get a Shun or Miyabi that are actually made in Japan.
Thank you!! The Shun 7" santoku is actually CHEAPER than this brand's equivalent. For a vastly superior product.
Thanks for subtitles!!! . I say hellow from México!!!
1:49 are you sure you dont want "that"
Julie, that was gold. Love the character in the sketch.
You can. I cancelled mine. I have menstruated about 5 times in the last decade bc of a hormonal IUD. Truly life changing.
You even make your sponsor’s ads fun to watch!
I'll be starting soon and I'm both dreading it and wanting it over ASAP. I'd also like to opt out 😭
Also YES can we PLEASE stop with the daylight savings?!
As a cust rep myself... the obvious problem here is *the customer's unreasonable demands* and not the rep.
Only Julie can make a very true scetch about the period with including a knife sponsor..
:) Yeah I noticed that... Kudos to the sponsor, as well!
such a shame those knives are a scam. they are made with relatively worthless metal, cheaply stamped and processed in factories to look ok. They don't specify the grade of steel because its crap.
@@Cheesus-Sliced I'm gonna take your word for it. But I think we can all agree that we are talking about advertisement here, so what you said was practically a given :)
@@dayegilharno4988 ya, just important to get the word out to prevent people wasting several hundred dollars on knives that are literally always on "discount" because their price is multiplied by over 100 to start.
@@Cheesus-Sliced Agreed! My "kudos" was for the advertiser willingly associating their product with the topic of blood :)
I think I understand now. No period = nine months of freedom plus baby! Such a deal!
I was expecting an offer for some birth control that 'might' stop your period for a while, or might make it worse, and here are all of the possible horrible side effects.
Why not. However, in my country, we will offer you in exchange a mandatory 2 year military conscription, with extra bonus of getting killed or maimed on active war front. Also, you will live 5 years less total than before your opt out.
Just sent this to my daughter. Hope she gets a good laugh out of it. She's got finals coming up soon.
IUD, Mamma! Keeps you from actually being a momma before you want to be, will stop your period, a single one can last7 years and you can take it out at any time when/if you want to start or expand the fam. I haven’t had one in over a decade and it. Is. GLORIOUS!!!!!
Didn't think it was possible, Nolke....but you're looking better and better ...!!!
The title made me feel it so hard
Agreed, all of us who menstrate can feel your pain.
Sometimes you get to skip your period when you're really stressed, but then you really have no idea when any of your future periods are coming. Having a busy day? Surprise! Your period decided to come back again!
Ask if you can opt into the PCOS special. One time I didn’t get my period for 2 years. Currently it’s twice a year max. At my “healthiest” I get it every quarter.
Unless I’m on the pill or living with two really hot guy flatmates (not joking my period came the month after moving in and was consistent for at least 6 months with additional super emotional pms that I had never experienced before)… but I dropped the pill 10 years ago and I’ve been living solo for a few years now so I’m all “no period unless you plan an all day hike then it will make an appearance just to ruin your long weekend vacation”. 👌🏻
As a non-medical unprofessional not-a-female, I had no idea your condition was a thing.
Oh yes I have p.c.o.s. Too & rarely have periods, unless I go on a Watersport heavy holiday in which case it’s probably super heavy on the most fun day too. 😂😊
Julie you are a Divine being in any of your characters or just being yourself.
Definitely need more in this series! 🤣🤣🤣
Julie is the best all by herselves!!! No further partners needed!! KUDOS!!! AGAIN!😀
Curreently have mine laying on the couch with a heat pad... I can relate!!! Id like to cancel indefinitely please!!! Lol made me feel better, thanks :)