Protecting My Fellow Humans As A Security Guard - Human Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @redrum_bd1036
    @redrum_bd1036 Год назад +122

    3 years later and I stilll can't get over the perfect jokes he makes. gotta say the captian has the best on-the-spot jokes and comedic timing.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 лет назад +239

    I love that everyone in this game is basically Hugh in different clothing. Even that little (now blind) girl had the shoulders of a linebacker. 😂 I love this series.

  • @thevicioustiger7435
    @thevicioustiger7435 Год назад +17

    After 3 years I still want the last bit to this game

  • @j-1176
    @j-1176 4 года назад +182

    CaptainSauce: **activates code orange**
    people with wheel chairs: **goes flying busting the door down and bouncing off the walls quite literally**

  • @JustA737Person
    @JustA737Person 4 года назад +123

    I love it when you let everybody out at the start and when the man came flying on his wheelchair at the end

  • @Fightre_Flighte
    @Fightre_Flighte 5 лет назад +98

    >wash your hands, and clean your face
    Oh, lemme just taze myself in the face, then! XD

  • @I_am_literally_john
    @I_am_literally_john Год назад +4

    20:36 And thats how the hobo from happy wheeles was born😂

  • @sierra6321
    @sierra6321 5 лет назад +380

    No one:
    Captainsauce in intro: G A S T H E C H I L D

  • @thegreatcheese4682
    @thegreatcheese4682 5 лет назад +378

    “Hey this guy looks like a decent security guard let’s get him”
    *few days later*
    “Sooooo”

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 5 лет назад +8

      He pepper sprayed a chilled sue him and then arreste him

    • @urieltam7995
      @urieltam7995 5 лет назад +3

      He sprayed at his own daughter

    • @mrinkdevol1193
      @mrinkdevol1193 5 лет назад +3

      I
      YOU'RE RIGHT Chosen cheese

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 5 лет назад +4

      Brendan McCormick yea h I will steal that comment not like you needed it

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 5 лет назад +2

      He pepper sprayed A CHILD

  • @DenimDucky
    @DenimDucky 5 лет назад +15

    After 12:24 the knocked out guy doesn’t move. He stays there, and you can see his hand at the bottom of the screen as the next guy walks in! 😂😂

  • @gavinrichardson6604
    @gavinrichardson6604 4 года назад +4

    The little girl said that her mom thinks your powerless and or helpless............I think you did the right thing

  • @Shivablade
    @Shivablade 5 лет назад +21

    what a great cliffhanger ending. thanks for the entertainment captain
    yes i want to see more of this

  • @athestic.axubrey5575
    @athestic.axubrey5575 5 лет назад +46

    The start of the video had me laughing so hard,
    “Maybe the answer is In this can”
    Peppersprays- Captainsauce

    • @Fishlicker2695
      @Fishlicker2695 5 лет назад +2

      I once accidentally sprayed my self in the eyes with pepper spray and it HURTS

    • @ultranegative3347
      @ultranegative3347 5 лет назад +2

      True🤣🤣🤣

    • @_max-g
      @_max-g 4 года назад +2

      Not only that but the picture in his office has him , that child’s mum/mom and that child therefore he pepper-sprayed his own child.

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 года назад

      Pepper spray hurts a lot and causes temporary blindness as well it's a pretty good deterrent

  • @jakeflame6602
    @jakeflame6602 4 года назад +23

    I love it when he says "this baton this baton he means this baton not this baton" LMAO

  • @mildbuffaloenjoyer9510
    @mildbuffaloenjoyer9510 Год назад +25

    I love how cap actually sounds distraught when the one guy sneezes on him

  • @UJHHYHG-jd3sk
    @UJHHYHG-jd3sk Год назад +3

    Petition for captain sauce to finish this game

  • @jotchuafan4731
    @jotchuafan4731 5 лет назад +28

    I love how simple yet absolutely hilarious games can be nowadays.

  • @flowersproject9962
    @flowersproject9962 5 лет назад +322

    Man the Oldman from happy wheels is back at it again with his rocket boosted wheel chair

  • @faithless5636
    @faithless5636 4 года назад +30

    "Don't use it unless nessesary"
    Me: TO LATE

  • @crazydiabetic8766
    @crazydiabetic8766 4 года назад +16

    14:00 more “extreme” action needed
    Taser recommended

  • @roddyacuna6960
    @roddyacuna6960 4 года назад +10

    I love how after he tased that guy his hand is there the rest of the time

  • @IsaiahWilkerson-v6g
    @IsaiahWilkerson-v6g 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Mommy, where uncle Bob go?””honey I actually don’t know.” *Grandpa flies through the hospital.*

  • @pixelatedDream
    @pixelatedDream 5 лет назад +282

    I saw a game called "Speaking Simulator" on Steam and thought of you and how funny it would be if you played it

  • @fellowexistor3452
    @fellowexistor3452 5 лет назад +166

    “He means this baton not this baton”

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 5 лет назад +2

      Hey if you like calling it a baton to make it sound bigger you do you man

    • @RealRalsei
      @RealRalsei 5 лет назад +1

      And then he starts beating his meat

    • @Megaraptor99
      @Megaraptor99 5 лет назад +2

      69 likes

    • @anna-karinachristensen5285
      @anna-karinachristensen5285 4 года назад +1

      Id rather have him grab the baton. THE REAL ONE! Not his other baton 😂

    • @dnrmonsters7954
      @dnrmonsters7954 4 года назад

      @@xenodrone3367 😂🖕

  • @Yeyebruhofc
    @Yeyebruhofc 2 года назад +7

    "My banana is blinking" keep up the amazing work,sauce!
    You always make my day :)

  • @SewerWarrior
    @SewerWarrior 4 года назад +47

    I'm still waiting for Hugh Man to finish his final job!

  • @waltrz
    @waltrz 5 лет назад +13

    Just the little edits of him slowly bringing something awful into view of the screen slays me every time.

  • @lonestargaming6545
    @lonestargaming6545 5 лет назад +51

    All his videos start with "the only game where u can..."And hes on my top youtuber list. love your videos man.

    • @Hoogni
      @Hoogni 5 лет назад +3

      Lonestar Gaming same here

    • @jambie
      @jambie 5 лет назад +9

      Um they graystillplays not cap lol

    • @angelromero2412
      @angelromero2412 5 лет назад +5

      @@jambie bro if you know you know Captainsauce and graystillplays are my favorite RUclipsrs.

    • @Dead_Snake
      @Dead_Snake 5 лет назад +1

      @@angelromero2412 what

    • @hazard9910
      @hazard9910 5 лет назад

      @@angelromero2412 ayyyy same!

  • @sraxpx
    @sraxpx 4 года назад +7

    4:10 laughed so hard and I replayed it like 10 times

  • @JMonGaming1991
    @JMonGaming1991 4 года назад +19

    The only time I’ve ever laughed at a child getting pepper sprayed 😂🤣

  • @GaryTheWorm
    @GaryTheWorm 5 лет назад +470

    Everyone like so he can see
    There’s an ad of you playing brain out that’s advertising a game that’s similar to brain out but isn’t

    • @salty5364
      @salty5364 5 лет назад +3

      Zach Flanagan yeah I have seen it

    • @liamwatts3308
      @liamwatts3308 5 лет назад +3

      Zach Flanagan can you link the ad

    • @Ben-uz5of
      @Ben-uz5of 5 лет назад +6

      They let him know about it, otherwise it's illegal

    • @larryvo1329
      @larryvo1329 5 лет назад +3

      Potato Queen ,no.

    • @RedSky98
      @RedSky98 5 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @sonianevermind1232
    @sonianevermind1232 Год назад +1

    Three minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off
    4:10 I still can't get over hiw the guy on the radio probably saw Hugh taze himself and just didn’t care.

  • @MrDanAng1
    @MrDanAng1 5 лет назад +5

    Her eyes already have drops in them... and Hugh didn't even know how he helped that girl! 😊

  • @Delilahivy
    @Delilahivy 4 года назад +9

    14:36 i’m going to consider that as a job well done

  • @jessesmith6824
    @jessesmith6824 5 лет назад +59

    Captainsauce as a police guard. Why?
    Girl: asks question.
    Captainsauce: peppersprays girl
    Girl:blinded and hurt
    Captainsauce:AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    • @tydezx
      @tydezx 5 лет назад +1

      oh god another captain sauce viewer yay! i luv u boi

    • @jessesmith6824
      @jessesmith6824 5 лет назад +1

      @@tydezx Hi friend, thanks for the comment, my first one ever,actually.😁

    • @getsumi9206
      @getsumi9206 5 лет назад +1

      you forgot the then learn from the girl mother that she got an eye surgery not so long ago

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 года назад +1

      He messed up about not knowing that little girl had an eye surgery that must be rough for her

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 года назад +1

      You can actually make pepper spray I might try making some

  • @MansurTheProtogen
    @MansurTheProtogen 5 лет назад +24

    Sorry if this doesn't relate to the video but a big thanks to captain sauce he's helping me through a tough time me and my mom are sick but you still make me laugh and I thank you keep doing what you're doing -A subscriber Bryce Hilliard

  • @Alarm.mp3
    @Alarm.mp3 3 года назад +4

    captain sauce: *rubs balls*
    Me: ah what a nice day cleaning your ID card

  • @MrFreddyFazbear1934
    @MrFreddyFazbear1934 6 месяцев назад +1

    this was the first game i got on my steam account and when i saw what this hilarious amazing man could do i was like "i want to be a hooman"

  • @yunglo6873
    @yunglo6873 5 лет назад +163

    I’ve always wondered, is Hugh Mann interacting with normal Homo Sapians or other Hugh Manns?

    • @cornfield3034
      @cornfield3034 5 лет назад +17

      He’s interacting with hughmo sapiens

    • @stukature
      @stukature 5 лет назад +9

      Hughmen

    • @grate9
      @grate9 4 года назад +5

      He's interacting wit the Hugh Menn

  • @ashton8263
    @ashton8263 5 лет назад +65

    Keep being awesome cap and keep up the great humour and when I'm bored I always think of your channel to watch first

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 года назад +1

      ballasho yeah

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 года назад +1

      Your right

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 года назад +1

      He is amazing

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 4 года назад +3

      @@batjai6473 did you really need to agree with him with 3 replies?

    • @crazytd9536
      @crazytd9536 4 года назад +3

      @@warioman5800 i agree, just making the comment look popular

  • @TheCosmicSG
    @TheCosmicSG 5 лет назад +10

    18:07 mm yes, put on.pants and WALK out, the man is in a WHEELCHAIR

  • @spacereaper8283
    @spacereaper8283 Год назад +1

    Dude, we need to the the last job, hugh mann, needs to return!

  • @something5899
    @something5899 4 года назад +4

    You do know that code orange means 1 (Bomb attack) 2 (radioactive matter) and 3 (a mental illness person is attacking with a strong force) keep up the good work

  • @hazard9910
    @hazard9910 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE WATCHING HIM PRANCE AWAY FROM THE COPS IN SLOW MOTION 5:59

  • @msv3889
    @msv3889 5 лет назад +4

    Cpt sauce: tases guy
    Also cpt sauce: tases self
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abraneveah5677
    @abraneveah5677 5 лет назад +1

    ah yes, the thermostat. sure do love that. human thermostats are so nice.

  • @toyaford7125
    @toyaford7125 5 лет назад +3

    Random person:describe this game in one sentence
    Me:HELP MY ARMS DONT WORK

  • @gtamememan157
    @gtamememan157 4 года назад +1

    3:57 he said WORKING taser and then says make sure it works 😂

  • @sushisama6267
    @sushisama6267 5 лет назад +49

    First you play goat simulator, then DEEER simulator and now a human simulator

    • @k1ngDvld
      @k1ngDvld 5 лет назад

      I hope he plays goat simulator

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 5 лет назад +3

      Next he'll play captainsauce simulator

    • @SeaIbass
      @SeaIbass 5 лет назад

      Then he's going to play virgin simulator oh wait

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 5 лет назад

      @@SeaIbass he can't because he ain't one

    • @Acko_Taco
      @Acko_Taco 5 лет назад

      Maybe he’s trying to tell us he’s an AI

  • @jasminemcnary6385
    @jasminemcnary6385 4 года назад

    Old guy escaping with fire extinguisher:LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
    Captainsauce:GODDAMNIT LEEROY

  • @Megaraptor99
    @Megaraptor99 4 года назад +4

    “I don’t want any of your human germs”
    -CaptainSauce 2020

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai 5 лет назад +2

    His neck is just fine. Somebody was playing _What is Love?_ and you know how hard it is to *not* make like _Night at the Roxbury._

  • @cyancrewmate5744
    @cyancrewmate5744 5 лет назад +5

    At 4:10, Hugh shocks himself in the temples.

  • @Hypnoleafeon6115
    @Hypnoleafeon6115 3 месяца назад +2

    "he means this baton, not this baton!"

  • @dooderbug2437
    @dooderbug2437 5 лет назад +27

    CAPTAIN, WE NEED MORE RAFT!
    GET YOURSELF BACK ONBOARD A SHIP! You can't just call yourself captain if ya catch my drift.

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 4 года назад +2

    4:09 that went from 0 to 9 very quikly

  • @steveharringtonthebabysitr1900
    @steveharringtonthebabysitr1900 Год назад +4

    Omg the guy flying through the air on his wheelchair got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣

  • @Tanuki_Destiny2107
    @Tanuki_Destiny2107 5 лет назад

    Space-type super computer pops out.
    Captain Sauce- ohhh it’s a thermostat.
    Me- yeah that seems normal.

  • @vestol7006
    @vestol7006 5 лет назад +23

    These been an update to cell to singularity like so he can see and play again
    It’s one of the things he wanted to see hint “it’s not sex bots”

  • @laurapech9402
    @laurapech9402 2 года назад

    The opening part with the girl makes me laugh so much just because the guard is just staring right at her with a dead stare it's like one of those movie scenes where like a security guard in a movie stare's at the person and says into his walkie "can I get backup". Any way back to what was saying. As sauce grabs his pepper spray while slowly points pepper spray at her that alone is funny enough but with cap speaking it makes it 10 times funnier to me.

  • @keesdriesen9256
    @keesdriesen9256 4 года назад +44

    Code Orange in a hospital means disaster or mass casualties just so you know.

  • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
    @user-vf1zw3wn3m 5 лет назад +2

    13:50 after she is gone skip to 18:20

  • @demascus3vods
    @demascus3vods 5 лет назад +6

    "Oh it's a thermostat" XD

  • @thunda8542
    @thunda8542 5 лет назад +1

    Captain Sauce! They finally added more brain out levels! LIKE SO CAP CAN SEE THIS!

  • @M0useTr4p_05
    @M0useTr4p_05 5 лет назад +19

    When he bobs is head left and right it makes me wanna bob my head

  • @bigness8006
    @bigness8006 4 года назад +1

    dude: where is the bathroom
    security guard: *your free trial of living has ended*

  • @erinfamolaro3709
    @erinfamolaro3709 4 года назад +9

    When the guy used the rockets to get out of the place I died

    • @jessealcott2899
      @jessealcott2899 4 года назад

      nahlicia 5th . I am a beautiful person . I am a beautiful person . I am a

  • @mariimarchewa
    @mariimarchewa 5 лет назад +1

    Hugh Mann, the best standing security guard a WIAGRA can give you.

  • @Fuzzymutt19
    @Fuzzymutt19 5 лет назад +19

    Tabs challenge: stay alive as a hobbit for 60 seconds. However you face off 30 mammoths.
    You can use any map except renaissance, and both Greek maps
    And yes, it is possible. Hint: houses

  • @joshual6972
    @joshual6972 2 года назад +1

    Dude how do you keep making me laugh my self off my bed. Tell me your tricks to make my friends laugh at my jokes

    • @Armaldo468
      @Armaldo468 Год назад

      You didn’t ask me, but I’m going to offer my two cents anyway. More than likely, either you’re trying too hard, your friends respond to different forms of humor than what you’re going for, or they just have a limited sense of humor. At least 50% of humor is timing and delivery. Saying something quick and sharp at the right time will always work better than *trying* to be funny. I know this from experience because one of my best buddies had a really obnoxious phase in which he kept forcing “jokes” all the time-often at inappropriate times (including when someone was trying to have a serious discussion)-and 90% of them were extremely unfunny and downright irritating. It drove me nuts. Then when I’d bitch or otherwise react disapprovingly, he’d go “well you gotta admit it’s funny.” No, actually, I don’t have to admit a damn thing. I don’t have to admit something is funny if it’s not fucking funny. He earned the nickname Chuckles McBumfuzzle for this ridiculous clownish behavior. Anyway, if you think of something witty within a certain span of time after whatever you want to make a joke about, and you say it before the moment passes, it should land. (Though it again depends on your audience. Different people react to different brands of humor, after all. And some people are just dull.) Wait too long or try to say something too complicated, and it’ll fall flat almost every time. The timing varies depending on what’s going on, but it’s almost always true that an overly complicated joke won’t go over well. My rather generic advice would be to relax and let your jokes just sort of happen on their own. You should get a feel for it eventually. It’s also worth remembering that sometimes some jokes just fucking suck. It’ll happen now and again regardless. You’ve just gotta roll with it and shrug it off. Never dwell on a joke not landing, as that can easily lead to trying way too hard in an effort to compensate for the failure. (Really, not dwelling on things is pretty sound advice for all manner of issues.)
      I hope this long-winded spiel about humor helps to some extent.

    • @joshual6972
      @joshual6972 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you i was not expecting someone to actualy help me thank you @Armaldo468

    • @joshual6972
      @joshual6972 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Armaldo468thank you

    • @Armaldo468
      @Armaldo468 3 месяца назад

      @@joshual6972 Oh, hi there. You’re welcome. Hope my little class on humor helps. I could probably scrape together a few more things to say if need be, but hopefully that’ll at least be a decent starting point. Master comedian I’m not, but I feel like I have a pretty good sense for what works and what doesn’t.

  • @shadowfox264d9
    @shadowfox264d9 5 лет назад +6

    Me when I got a new weapon in a game but it turns into a backfire.
    Me: yay
    My new weapon: 4:07

  • @killuazoldyck363
    @killuazoldyck363 4 года назад +1

    “ Do tasers hurt?” Captainsauce 2020

  • @TheTaxman1630
    @TheTaxman1630 5 лет назад +11

    Nothings wrong with his neck
    Hes just jamming with airpods in his brain

  • @lilbrovsbigbro
    @lilbrovsbigbro 2 года назад +1

    Bro the old man when he had wheelchair jetpack were so funny

  • @sqodryvononong
    @sqodryvononong 5 лет назад +98

    Hey, can you play "Eat: The Revolution"? Well, Laurenzside did it, so I hope you can play it too! ^^

  • @crossbowbolt
    @crossbowbolt 3 года назад +2

    This will be a really good vr series

  • @JLandsmann26
    @JLandsmann26 5 лет назад +4

    "Ohh, it's the thermostat"
    Ok

  • @iandelosreyes5518
    @iandelosreyes5518 3 года назад +2

    At the beginning part of the vid I was eating then I was drinking my soda and at the time he pulled out the pepper spray and said “your answer is in this” I laughed to hard XD

  • @peachjuice2549
    @peachjuice2549 5 лет назад +29

    Me:there are 3 comments can i look at them?
    RUclips: *N* *O*

  • @Wjjsndhao
    @Wjjsndhao 4 года назад +1

    13:34 man Tazes himself and says If i die the germs die

  • @thedabbingmeme2094
    @thedabbingmeme2094 5 лет назад +9

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @alphawolf4714
    @alphawolf4714 5 лет назад

    One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I snorted orange soda, and wasn't even mad.

  • @armandov123theyeet3
    @armandov123theyeet3 5 лет назад +88

    Who here likes Green Day

    • @Verystupidpotato3360
      @Verystupidpotato3360 8 месяцев назад +3

      Like the band?

    • @YourSeriousDev
      @YourSeriousDev 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@Verystupidpotato3360nothing like replying to a 4 yr old comment

    • @coreymcquillin751
      @coreymcquillin751 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yo my favorite is holiday and buluvard of broken dreams

    • @YourSeriousDev
      @YourSeriousDev 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@coreymcquillin751my favourite is basket case

    • @Random-journalist
      @Random-journalist 8 месяцев назад

      American idiot is my favourite ​@@YourSeriousDev

  • @Chocolate_Cocoa
    @Chocolate_Cocoa 4 года назад +1

    12:45 Did anyone else notice the way the coffee came back once he dropped it?

  • @hotnopgames
    @hotnopgames 5 лет назад +3

    I saw u on ad

  • @Kebnekaise.
    @Kebnekaise. 4 года назад

    Captainsauce: **Activates the fire alarm (Code orange)**
    Also captainsauce: Is there a sale in the cafeteria?

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 года назад

      Code Orange means that there is a disaster or mass casualties

  • @Supreme-Machine
    @Supreme-Machine 4 года назад +4

    I'm getting tested for covid. I hope it's negative.I'm waiting for results. I'd prefer a UTI,.I've had one before. I feel better when I get rehydrated. I hope I'm fine. I had a urinary tract infection before, having a needle in your hand for over an hour hurts.

  • @hmmmonkey7912
    @hmmmonkey7912 5 лет назад

    Cs:sprays girl with pepper spray
    Boss: good job u blinded a child
    Cs: a job well done *slirppppppp*

  • @legendaryplayz6891
    @legendaryplayz6891 5 лет назад +5

    First

  • @Fan_of_thatone_youtuber
    @Fan_of_thatone_youtuber 3 года назад +1

    The thumbnail fits PERFECTLY with the video😂

  • @dedicateddetails
    @dedicateddetails 5 лет назад +1

    2:48 - 3:20 The funniest part I have ever seen.

  • @kacper617
    @kacper617 5 лет назад +1

    Chaos maggedon
    50 zeus
    100 fire archers
    1 ice giant
    2 jesus tree giants
    3 honkwandow samurai giants
    5 mammoths
    200 candle man/soul keepers
    15 arthemis
    And finally the worst of all 10 hobbits
    You can only use the amount of money which is=87681
    Ps:did I give nice names for some of them

  • @AsqRob
    @AsqRob 5 лет назад

    Handy jobs is an agency, you're not getting promoted, just being assigned to different jobs where staff are needed. For sick cover etc.

  • @CuteMcMonkey7541
    @CuteMcMonkey7541 Год назад +1

    13:31 captain put the trazer down

  • @yeetusuniversalgaming2627
    @yeetusuniversalgaming2627 2 года назад

    9:41 : "Do tasers hurt?" Answering the question, yes they do. Both the single shot taser and physical electrical tasers hurt, although, the single shot tasers hut a bit more.

  • @jarjarbinks5937
    @jarjarbinks5937 2 года назад +1

    10:58 that's the sound effect for when the newspaper zombie loses her newspaper in pvz2

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 4 года назад +1

    3:07 ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of RUclips humor

  • @SpikeTheDragon.
    @SpikeTheDragon. 3 года назад

    Little girl: why don't you have any hair???
    Captainsauce: ...
    Me: your the ONLY person with hair

  • @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257
    @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257 3 года назад +1

    10:58 Same sound as when you destroy the newspaper zombie's paper.

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 4 года назад +1

    5:43 when it's black Friday and they open the shop.